SplashCraft – Philza New Additions to Minecraft Birch Biome #2…

Speed speed but i would need like uh it’s so it’s like it’s not as simple as being like i want to go fast it’s like i want to go fast but also not get [ __ ] up from [ __ ] that hits me so like it’s speed and strength glad to

Catch the stream if i go super fast and just hit a wall by accident whoops i’ve just died today if a pebble hits me in the head dead because i was happy about graduating until i realized it comes with downsides teleportation is good but then people

Would just be like uh can you teleport my entire family to this country can you teleport all of this all of this waste into space if i’m just fast i’m just faster it’ll be like oh you can’t carry anyone it’s just for him uh all right most games i touch also rocket league

I’m kidding i’m not very good at broccoli even though i’ve got two thousand dollars from high school in a week thank you for the 25 months like smith well done good [ __ ] almost stopped oh why do i have money oh that was why we had honey so it’s gonna do this Hold on let me check how many hours i actually have for those are you curious i think it’s too cute it might be more i’m addicted it’s bad no more uh 2071 i’m i’m it’s bad dude it’s real bad 14 months part that looks trash what the [ __ ] never mind

Did we put it there hardcore character always has the effects of golden apples because you eat so many of them for gap you drip through i am partly convinced that your insides are infused with gold they are i saw some fan art which made me laugh and it was also super cool that

Basically said my character literally has infused golden apple essence i [ __ ] eat so many of them that’s my my key to immortality 31 wonderful months we have to we have to play rocket league ph1 l will the ph 1l tommy ah rocket league soon yes okay

Uh so we need to start building up no don’t mess with my eyeliners waterfalls i’m thinking ray’s land would be pog first as a good test ten months hello dad sir how are you doing today i’ll be doing well too hey phil i was at comic con baltics and

Someone did a performance cosplaying you singing your love confession to a samsung refrigerator it was epic it’s all will’s fault it’s all his fault [ __ ] it wait for the one yet i hope he realizes the power he has it’s so dangerous dude hi dad’s gonna come out someone with

More cursed [ __ ] one day way too much so it’s really and then and then that’s gonna happen here how did we get here so i estrogen in a few weeks oh less than three how did we get here there’s someone doing that will applegate it’s my double gang

And i start my new job and it’s not retail oh well done well done well done get the [ __ ] out of retail quick as you can all right i’m thinking here’s a good spot shot right here to do little tests yeah thanks for all you do phil i’m gonna go

Out on the limb and say that this is the future i don’t know about the die right but we’ll do both three we’ll do both of two right one by side by side one here one there what is the major hardcore project you are working on now

Uh it’s the bottle say it every now and again it’s called the greater spawn islands uh let’s go like here i’m thinking like fills the minecraft tomorrow is my birthday i’m not gonna ask for anything because i’ve already been given the great gift of piss heart his heart my beloved bro

He’s a little raised area my application to be a lawyer was accepted recently huge i was told i could get sworn in the day if i hopped in a last minute zoom call zoom wasn’t until later i realized i was sworn in wearing phil’s emerge cork or i am the law

Use that power wisely nine months spock do you think um yeah that should be good enough chat i think yeah four months ultra super big park now it’s not too tall it’s gonna go like here high field and then grass on top of another contract for an apartment to

Live in with my friends during our international internship today and i’m super excited it’s awesome man hold on guys well done seven months yeah i’m basically making just a tiny little bit of raised land i’m literally already out of the calculator happy 14 months have a good stream day

The cal sites gonna be so taxing jesus now i have no choice but to keep subscribing until i become an og kill so my wallet knows your name and utters it with disdain i’m sorry so sorry uh have a glass phil okay this is the basic dirt and then we’re

Going to put one on there sorry this is basically layout and then we’re going to put on top of it we’ll do one with direct as well another three months so the kind of thing i wanted to do um because like the way the concept art

Looks it makes it look a lot like mini cliffs of dover have you known what the cliffs of dover look like obtained nodders uh let me quickly show you america thanks man i’ll get an image All right that’s a good image that’s a real good image started watching sex education and him traumatized i was not ready i’ve heard it i’ve heard it’s angsty that’s a clip i got accepted where the [ __ ] did the this is what we’re trying to get across

But on a really miniature scale i was wondering why i’m not getting notifications and i found out my phone on a small twitch this was nine months oh god time has passed uh so do this 17 months kind of want to be quite flat are you probably thinking oh phil the

Grass looks gross closer to the form why is it so bad the good work don’t worry we got that we got it before you put an ant in the microwave it doesn’t take slow we fix why you know [Applause] no i can’t because i’m still recovering

From covid we need like a little bit more scenes and boosters i want to say like so much probably that missed a bit now is that too basic or should we go like small one more month till golden apple let’s go hope you’re doing pogba maybe like an

Extra layer on top of states that are supposedly united ph one l love if you do this is it weird that you are an actual father figure to some of your audience not really it was at first i was like i’m not very i’m not a very father

Figure person but like i totally get it birthday today it didn’t take long for me to understand just something to cheer i thought i saw tommy trying to get in hot stopper uh season two and three and i i swear to god he he might just do it he might just do it

His influence is too strong dude on a motorcycle i’m good but it has led but he’s confused so that’s funny at least anyways everything’s good just won’t have a thing let’s get a bit longer when you put you on top of it as well among us sus i gotta sleep

Oh wow i landed that perfectly holy [ __ ] would it be amazing just to see like someone that you know from streams my dad’s uh in the background of a tv show for no reason and i’m absolutely terrified lol no no my revision payable ph one l not even speaking lines just there

Just just there hi dad hanging out haven’t been able to catch a stream in a bit bc i’ve had lifeguard training in finals but it’s like ph1 love uh so you do that rambu’s punching air somewhere right now let’s see do i want that no i don’t want the chests we do need

Thanks for doing the thing we do need to build another tree so let’s find one watching you it’s working like that then boop okay now we need the blocks i was at a van’s store buying pride themed shoes when the cashier complimented my friend and i on our

Phil’s emerge oh we found a fellow crow hog where the [ __ ] is the rest of the birch though have i really used it all there’s no way there’s only this this there’s no way i’ve used what the [ __ ] have i actually used it all really oh my

God there it is oh just so i can [ __ ] discord thank you brilliant uh tree on top of this oh it looks cute i like it actually huh let’s do it was my birthday recently can i still get a ball yay 15 months and bunk i’ll get practice Uh right so we go one two three four five push dear mr minecraft why did you make this [ __ ] game i died in the nether and when i went to get my stuff it despawned in front of my [ __ ] eyes well i guess you took too long

It took so long your own child hell uh i think the last time i was here was my 14 month and now it’s 17 months so hi from a very inconsistent viewer hope your day is it’s going to pop me up no worries thank you so much for subscribing

Love you man and i’ll do it for everyone you made a great job you’re incredible and keep going those words are not just for people who doesn’t feel bad you also deserve shh hope everyone’s feeling a bit better yeah there’s still a [ __ ] school in in the world right now as well

And probably eventually maybe adds a height thoughts on the healer series big fan until it got two four one two and three and reach amazing spock four been a while since i have caught us oh yes t also really good happy even if i am very much probably my favorite

Oh yesterday probably my favorite it’s pretty good atmosphere is amazing for your music’s amazing space fact there is an exoplanet that instead of draining water it rains molten glass structures what holy [ __ ] oh my god four point five four three billion years old and i somehow managed

To exist at the same time as uph1l yay this long thank you for all the awesome streams thank you so much man thank you uh right so what do we think on the chat site i’m gonna try that right just to see crows i’m gonna cosplay and go to a con

For a first time and i’m gonna be on a dsmp panel stay one like here yeah oop 13 months anyways how are you crow father i know you [ __ ] me got some ear leg pain that refuses to go away anyway we feel that zuma must go back into the fridge now [ __ ]

All right let’s give this like a little bit more on this side switchblade today i’m 18 and my mother literally told me that nobody will ever give me a job and that i am a criminal now d let’s say what i could do the thing with

The sevens but i will hold myself back thanks for streaming [Laughter] sorry i should i should laugh at what your mom thinks but like that’s hilarious this is funny stuff 16 months oh my god all right uh okay that’s good it’s good it’s good i think that’s good

I wasn’t lying the letters really do start coming and they don’t stop coming they just don’t stop jesus christ is it should be in that toolbox i think they were the one yet give me apple apple gang thanks man uh the person that’s how how do you how

Do you ask people out there far away or long distance uh you just ask them ph one you do the thing you do do you think not rocket science i’m sorry that you just you see hey i want to hang out with you more i think you’re cool uh oh there’s something cool

You are well can’t believe it’s been 13 months it’s me i said 13 [ __ ] months so you hope you’ve been well two months i i need more grass good luck to anyone with exams yep good luck good luck guys good luck uh 16 months i hope the rest of the stream goes well

I won’t be able to hang out long as i need to sleep but that’s fine boys get some sleep get some rest oh i was perusing merch last month and my spouse came in falling in love with the crow father design if someone is walking around in merch

And you say i love filzer and they respond what the [ __ ] is a filzer don’t be weird about it okay sincerely hunting just like the signs i guess he’s too long ah [ __ ] him out that’s fine this is fine this is fine it’s fine it’s fine fine i need this on there anyway

Phil haven’t you considered a swamp biomass do you do the burke forest project i mean we need mangroves smile also chat you are valid we need mangroves so uh being awesome you are okay too i guess wow thank you so much that’s crazy oh my god i’m okay i guess

It was a slow day so i talked to them for a little while and it was so cool i don’t run into a lot of other mute fans in general where i am so i was really surprised oh that’s awesome as [ __ ] i’m glad you found someone’s cool i think

That one guy was asking about the paramount series the one that faced revealed master chief oh that’s trash that’s not god that’s [ __ ] awful i’ve watched it i just see everyone getting pissed about it and i’m like nah i’m good it’s not canon either they just make up some absolute [ __ ] total [ __ ]

About like having an emotion blocker pill the [ __ ] you mean they got kidnapped as kids what are you talking about emotion blocker they were traumatized spawns were traumatized what do you mean hello from the void hope everyone is doing well they were kidnapped from their parents put through intense rigorous physical

And mental upgrades and augmentations you mean you really tell me they have a pill that makes them not feel oh they’ll feel [ __ ] eating some good goddamn blood the official show is awful the official halo show was [ __ ] awful and i haven’t even watched it i’ve just heard everybody talk absolute

Massive [ __ ] on it bro there’s a character that has no relevance to the entire i can’t wait to never watch that show i’m sure fan made versions fan made creations could do it a million times better uh you know i read that the creators of that show the hero tv series that’s

Been renewed for another season already for you as well 40 minutes one l love ph one l love the creators of the show said we’re not gonna look at the games i’m sorry i feel i like your streams keep it going from the get-go they didn’t give a [ __ ]

About the original story 17 what they saw space marine time go ph-1 and covenant aliens and and and and unsc and were like ah yes exams while wearing your let’s make whatever the [ __ ] we want but i somehow still there’s a reason why they they say

It’s not canon that’s right it has no relevance to the main storyline of halo at all it’s just [ __ ] [ __ ] 18 months that’s a long time they specifically came out and said we have ignored the games story and like the books they haven’t read the books

Either one fine day inside the middle of the night two dead men from the get-go they didn’t care about the story all the characters drew their swords and shot the other it’s [ __ ] fan fiction four months pog it’s not even fan fiction they’re not fans they’re literally not fans of the original content

It’s a cash grab is what it is it’s literally a cash grab there’s no like sugar coating it at all the people that made it do not care about the original original story or concept or characters they’re just like well there’s a guy called master chief and there’s some marines and the

Covenant let’s just go with that i guess oh yeah and there’s also halsey dr halsey she bad i mean that’s an understatement jesus christ kidnapped kids chatting hello even 16 months of the 2 it is my day after birth and i only have two women i like this a little bit more

I like the directions the finest both that you could store upon me pls and secondly secondly why i see it i see it i wait waiting for it wait for the message suffer enjoy the add health epi laugh feels okay man bones own ellen page you redeemed that literally on the you lunatic