Surviving Without Hands in Minecraft

Today we’ve come to see a fortune teller who’s never wrong oh let’s get our fortunes told you do it too JJ I think I’ll pass I don’t want to end up with bad luck H you’re just a scaredy cat JJ well I’m having my fortune told bring on

The good luck 3 2 1 what terrible luck you’re kidding JJ it says I have terrible luck terrible luck mhm what do I do Mikey don’t feel bad this just isn’t my day h no use dwelling on it I should try to raise my spirits by looking for

Diamonds or something yeah diamonds will make you feel better I’m definitely going to find some all right Mikey we found a cave yep we have how about we search around here yeah let’s look for diamonds let’s find them I guess I’ll dig over here sounds good well I’ll be over

Here just keep digging I really hope we find some diamonds M we’ll definitely find some let’s keep digging Mikey keep digging I want those Diamonds we have haven’t found any diamonds at all hm nothing so far Mikey we’ve dug so far already but haven’t found any diamonds none at all oh Mikey huh I found a diamond no way wao show me show me I’ll use my iron pickaxe oh wo nice

Nice nice we found just one Diamond maybe luck really isn’t on my side today Mikey do you want to try digging in my section huh if there was one Diamond here there’s a high chance there may be more nearby oh are you sure JJ sure

Mikey woohoo thank you oh but JJ hold on it doesn’t seem like there’s anything in my section nah that’s fine H I hope you find some diamonds Mikey yeah I’ll dig in your section and find some diamonds I hope you do all right might as well start

Here no way huh Mikey Mikey fell into the lava how bad must Mikey’s luck be to fall into lava I guess that fortune teller really is always right ever since my fortune predicted terrible luck I’ve been so unlucky I need to be careful mhm be careful I’ll keep digging where you

Were digging earlier oh be careful I was just digging over over there so something unlucky might happen I’ll be careful mhm wao what is this place are you okay JJ it’s amazing I landed in a room full of diamonds huh come here Mikey let’s split these diamonds wo diamonds all around

Mikey wow wow wow you really split them with me woohoo thank you I guess that fortune was wrong I may have fallen into lava but I also got a ton of diamonds I hope you’re right you should still be careful just in case I know that’s why we’re going to put these

Diamonds safely into the bank once the bank has them there’s no way I can lose my diamonds well then let’s let the bank take your diamonds for you I haven’t had the best day so let’s put the these diamonds into the bank right Away okay I’ll be waiting here Mikey H got it you can wait here JJ all right okay I’d like to deposit all these diamonds then I can rest easy I have had terrible luck but it all worked Out h Huh what’s that what huh ah huh a bank robbery a bank robbery oh why does they have to rob the bank right now this is the worst luck what hand over all my diamonds please spare my life seriously this is everything I have Mikey’s diamonds are being taken I can’t

Let that happen I’m glad I brought protection my trusty laser rifle spare me run for it Mikey take this yes I got them all thank you JJ the diamonds that the robbers took from me are they okay H huh uh I’m sorry Mikey the diamonds were destroyed along with the bank robbers my

Weapon was too powerful seriously oh well at least the robbers don’t have them anymore thank you JJ Today just isn’t my day I don’t want to deal with any more bad luck so I’ll spend the rest of my day at home yeah sure you have terrible luck so let’s go

Home I’ll spend the rest of my day quietly at home it’s for the best huh my got hit by a car what terrible luck who’d have thought that so many bad things could keep happening okay we’re at my house it’s started raining really hard too come inside my house you’ll get

Soaked out there let’s stay in here I managed to make it home safely I don’t want anything else to happen today so I’m not setting foot outside for the the rest of the day I should be safe at home well it doesn’t seem like bad luck

Can strike you in your own home right you can stay here at my house for the night JJ it’s raining cats and dogs out there H it’s quite the downpour outside I feel like the wind is picking up too uhhuh there are things that I need to do

At home though oh really be careful out there okay I’m heading home be safe Okay I should hurry the storm is getting worse Mikey really has had the worst run of luck today h I’m still kind of worried maybe I should spend the night at Mikey’s place so I can watch over him huh what’s this a tornado Mikey’s house is breaking

Up seriously Mikey got sucked up by the tornado what a run of bad Luck Mikey’s been hiding out in my secret basement let’s see how he’s doing an entire month has passed since he had his fortune told I’ve had him hiding out in my ultra secure basement to keep him safe I’m worried so I’ll check on him still my security is extremely tight

So we should be fine I hope nothing nothing’s happened to him he’s been hiding for an entire month but I’m still worried Mikey’s inside that tiny shelter okay I hope he’s all right hey Mikey how’s it going any bad luck oh JJ I haven’t had any bad luck

Since I’ve been here but I’m starting to think that spending my entire life in this tiny space might also be bad luck how are you H Mikey uh do you feel all right huh well yeah I suppose I feel all right you sure you’re definitely okay what something looks different

Huh I’ll hang this on the wall there I put a mirror up here take a look Mikey look in the mirror sure I feel the same as always nope what no way is that me Mikey you haven’t stopped eating cookies since I got here it’s not helpy let’s fix

That okay it’s dangerous if you keep that up I’m worried I’ll do my best to get healthy cookies first things first you need a balanced diet okay let’s look in your house may I come in uh sure thanks what huh Cookies Cakes burgers and steaks this lifestyle is bad

For you it can’t all be burgers and snacks all right let’s go today we’re visiting a resort that Mikey found I made the reservation for us and you’ll never believe the price it only cost a dollar so cheap huh wo really yep for a place this beautiful a dollar

That’s right isn’t that suspicious it’s too cheap no way oh there is one rule before the sun goes down we must absolutely no matter what be inside our house our rental you mean that one we have to go inside it before it gets dark yeah exactly and we have to stay inside

Until the sun comes up huh we’re not allowed out until morning that’s weird I want to go home what just because of a curfew I went through all this trouble finding a cheap Resort don’t leave now seriously oh man I guess I’ll stay but what happens after

Sundown why the curfew hey look over here yeah wow cool this is a high dive wo it’s so tall let’s climb yeah I think this is the tallest one I’ve been on it’s crazy wow look how high we are it’ll take a while to reach the top wo oh wow nice

We’re here amazing w wow just look at the view yeah so that’s where we jump off yep let’s try if you fall that’ll be a long climb back up totally oh I made it you got this Mikey careful don’t fall I made it nice so high it’s amazing

Can you really dive from up here this Resort is awesome yeah it’s great I’m glad we came okay I’m first wo wo so cool come on the water’s perfect here I go yay jump wo wo that high dive is a lot of fun wow this place is the fast I want to jump

Again yeah me too campfire so toasty and the meat is yummy I’m really glad we’re here oh Mikey look we have to hurry back the sun’s almost down but I want to relax a little longer by the fire I’m still hungry it’s so nice being near the

Ocean uh Mikey aren’t we cutting it a little close huh really um look it’s fine huh just a little longer come on but what about the curfew I have a bad feeling about this a well I guess you’re right let’s head home yeah let’s go it’s already dark whoo hold on what

Huh you see that it’s like there’s some standing there right who is that maybe another visitor yeah let’s go say hi hey how are you ow wa hey he hit me wait Mikey oh JJ help look at it Mikey that’s a spectre no run Retreat to the house oh it’s

Following us no why me stop JJ hurry okay get in it’s coming no I’ll shut the door I see him hang on what it’s following our movements really yes are you hiding I knew it Mikey huh this place is haunted just look at the Spectre outside oh yeah

Like he’s waiting just outside the door for us Mikey man you think he can break in I’ll hold the door let’s keep it shut I’m counting on you Mike keep that thing out got it yikes scary this is really bad Mikey we’re Trapped it’s morning huh where is it did the Spectre really disappear That’s good I’ve been holding the door all night I didn’t sleep hold on it might still be outside H it’s gone right open wow what a relief that’s better you were up all night holding the door but I was too

Scared to sleep yeah I’m exhausted you saved us but our vacation is over yeah the two of us are going to secure this place and deal with that Spectre let’s get him huh oh it’s dark out we overslept a man wake up Mikey Mikey huh oh what’s wrong the

Spectre uh Mikey it’s night time we need to check outside for the Spectre oops I fell okay let’s take a look let’s go all right are you ready 3 2 1 open it’s there in the same spot as last night can it see you I’ll lead it over Mikey okay

Got to get closer hey you go no it’s fast but I’m okay go Mikey in get in close it right in it face nice I see it let’s drop in the pit okay if it’s in the right spot it’ll fall down once we pull the lever I hope so it

Should be standing right in front of our door care to do the honors really please do 3 2 1 ha got it it fell right into our trap let’s lock it in yes wow got him we caught it yeah now now I’ll push the button wo it’s working if

The lava works we won’t have to worry about the Spectre anymore we actually beat it yep we won that was easy totally all right the resort should be peaceful again we beat the Spectre nice awesome yay what’s wrong wait no way h no I see them it’s not just me

It’s not a hallucination how how is this real the they it can’t be wait where man suddenly we’re surrounded by a swarm of specters but are we completely trapped in here what do we do I thought there was only one is this the end for us no it can’t

Be why is there anything we can do what else is there search the house for anything we can use beds fireplace uh crafting table uh furnace huh huh hang on I think I found something what is it there’s a lever huh look I’m going to pull it do it ready yep okay here

Goes bummer no look behind you w what is that no way it opened up a secret passage it looks dangerous I don’t trust it what if there are more specters hold on Mikey this might be our last chance to escape otherwise we’re doomed I guess there’s no way we can fight them but

What’s down there I’ll take my chances careful I’ll be okay I promise let’s see oh is it safe huh mushrooms what is all of this oh wow look full sets of diamond armor can you believe it awesome check it out huh I think it’s a rocket launcher

Wo no way awesome plus there’s a pickaxe oh some bread and ammo for the rocket launcher I think we’re ready to take on these specters let’s get them yep wait sup you can’t leave through the front door that’s what they’re expecting that’s true they’re out there waiting for us we

Can’t go this way is there any other way out I don’t know oh hold on H I have an idea the chimney oh we can make it to the roof through the chimney really careful yeah there’s even a ladder in here huh I’m climbing up all right oh yeah come on up