Terrifying MINIONS.EXE Attack at Night

Right now for the first time in human history an artificial human is undergoing Testing will the human be Completed what’s happening Huh what happened uh what happened to the artificial human did it fail I’m not really sure but more importantly I’m hungry JJ let’s eat potatoes today okay well okay let’s let’s go pick some potatoes let’s go another day in paradise yeah all right here’s our farm let’s Harvest

Some potatoes is this enough sure okay let’s eat I’m hungry let’s use the campfire to bake our potatoes I’ll light it up oh just like this let’s eat them later when they’re cooked all the way through wow it smells good already yeah it’ll take a while for them to cook this

Way let’s go for a walk then the weather is so nice Okay that’s a great idea all right this is our Village’s famous giant Fountain it’s beautiful yep it’s the best huh definitely hey the market sure is busy today wow there are a lot of of people

Our village is Lively it’s the best village around it’s always so peaceful yep H what’s that sound what is it Raiders they’re attacking wao it’s zombies really zombies no this is bad oh no W are we safe oh no wo woah huh wow Mikey look at that

Yeah we have three iron golems so our village is safe no matter how bad the attack yep our village is safe and sound it’s great yeah it’s about time the potatoes are done oh they’re cooked all the way through thanks H let’s eat M yummy oh yum mm Delicious wonderful another peaceful day let’s go home all right let’s go the doors are locked H what’s that what it’s an emergency alert huh really turn on the TV terrible news the city is being annihilated by a bizarre wle monster oh no what huh what was that huh a

Mysterious wle monster attacked the city huh how could this happen JJ there’s no way that the City was destroyed it’s fake news besides even if our village is attacked the Iron Golems are sure to protect us you saw it earlier we have the strongest Golems around I have a bad feeling about all

This you worry too much whatever happens the police can handle it you’re right let’s turn in and get some sleep all right good night sweet Dreams I slept so well let’s have another day of peace and quiet hang on another news alert huh oh man what is it this time tragedy the entire police force of alpha Village was attacked by the monster and were wiped out What wait isn’t Alpha Village close by yeah and the entire police force was destroyed huh but it’s fake news there’s no way the police could be wiped out besides our village has the Ultimate Iron Golems remember they can take on that silly wle monster and exterminate

It they can definitely win I’m not so certain are we safe here we’re fine I still feel uneasy how about we make an underground shelter oh all right you’re such a worry wart maybe but it wouldn’t hurt to have it just in case I guess so I’ll help you build It you ready yep we’ll start start by making the safety shelter somewhere underneath our existing house sure okay where should we put the entrance I want it to be inside the house H how about over in the corner sounds good to me like this oh nice time to dig deep

Down underground shelters should be pretty deep this looks good now we dig out the space okay oh thanks Mikey we’ll definitely need a ladder yep just in case it’s only meant for emergencies so it doesn’t need to be too big okay this should be good enough to survive for a few

Days dig it out like this looks good this should be wide enough yeah okay how about a desk put that there H this is a good spot for a sofa yep nice next up Mikey this is a shelter so for the entrance what do you think it’s like a

Secret hatch wo in an emergency we’ll go down like this see oh down here we’re safe and cozy yeah well it’s better than nothing absolutely all right that means we’re finished we should be able to survive whatever may happen in our neat little shelter this

Is awesome I hope we get a chance to use it sometime but we probably won’t huh wait a sec huh that sound what is it uh it’s really loud yeah what’s going on out there I don’t know let’s check it out hey hey huh well wao hang on JJ huh what is that

Thing Mikey that’s the thing from TV the mysterious wle monster and it’s here to destroy the village it’s after us Mikey get to the shelter run hurry into the shelter oh man what was that go quick what’s going to happen to us what about our village at least our village is

Protected by the Iron Golems so maybe it’ll be okay only the five of us were able to make it are we in the clear yet H I feel like it’s gotten quiet out there yeah I wonder what it’s like outside well I’m sure the Iron Golems must have slain the

Regal Monster by now should we check I hope you’re right let’s go see yeah all right here we go outside how bad could it be huh hold up something’s wrong with the village The Village it’s been wrecked it’s all messed up what what happened here huh uh

How wait Mikey what about the villagers let’s check to see if they’re safe yeah where is everyone oh hold on huh no one’s here or anywhere no way what happened like how what did this let’s check on the chief great let’s go Farms are all ruined

Huh huh there’s no one here either why the chief’s gone what happened huh how and why where is everyone let’s go back home Mikey is our house still there this is what our house looks like now our house is wrecked and everyone is gone what just happened right what happened our village Why

Us du huh what huh what’s that sound holy cow Mikey zombies zombies what seriously how there’s no way how can this be there’s so many of them Mikey we’re in trouble an evil organization has locked us up that’s awful but let’s take our time to figure

Out how we escape we’ll be okay in the end no worries H wait Mikey huh no that sound means what execution huh no look that villager is about to be executed quick run away hey no what’s going to happen now who’s that what that’s him the Executioner wao no way the Villager hey

Hang in there you have to survive oh H he’s been the Villager eaten alive that’s horrible poor Guy it’s so awful Mikey we’re next in line hey let’s break out of here right now huh I don’t want to be Gator food me neither but how do we escape it’s impossible come on there has to be a way there must be something we can use in

Here there’s nothing H hey what look yeah Vines but JJ those Vines are too far away I still want to try if I can reach them then we can climb out no you can’t reach them there’s no way for us to break out we’re going to be

Executed no don’t cry there must be a way you’re crazy wait I have an idea see this bed here yeah what if we put it over here huh now H oh I’m up wow you really did it all right oh oh thank you we escaped yes now

That we’ve made it out of ourselves we need to break out of this prison before we’re executed let’s go I don’t want to die all right let’s do this ready open yeah huh huh what’s that what is this place that is some heavy duty security

Yep lava and lasers this is going to be tricky mhm let’s do it nowhere to go but forward right there’s no room for error this is hard don’t touch the lasers you okay Mikey I’m doing it nice almost there okay wao it licked me I’m okay but

That was close all right we made it we better hurry huh what’s this the sign it’s meat looks pretty yummy too I bet there’s goodies inside but we’re breaking out of here I don’t trust a door marked with meat what if there’s something dangerous behind it I’m sure it’s fine whatever’s through

There is better than execution right you make a good point let’s [Applause] go what’s in here this is different huh H it’s a maze hey that isn’t so bad if it’s a maze then it can’t be fatal now that’s reassuring I guess so let’s clear this

Maze yeah let’s go this will be so easy no wait a sec what’s up there’s something in here with us back up it’s an alligator what do we do this is bad what now oh man no one said anything about alligators it’s a dead end we have

To rush it what hey ouch man we have to use hor it’s following you let’s go Mikey hurry look huh a chest is it a trap H is it safe open wao diamond and golden armor uh take your pick Mikey H I’ll choose the gold really I’ll take the

Diamond armor there we go yeah okay nice now the that we’re equipped I think we can fight the Gators totally this will be easy let’s go yo take it out yeah let’s get It it’s kind of tough make a break for it it’s strong go it bit me let’s focus on the maze I want to get out of here where’s the end huh we’ve come this far for a dead end there’s no eggsit really do we have to go back now no hang on seriously

Mikey there’s no way out it’s hopeless see look really carefully there’s nothing no higher huh there’s a button here you’re right let’s push it okay oh did you see that a secret entrance let’s move go wo yes I made it um oh hm check it out oh a hole it’s

In there yeah it’s really well hidden definitely you ready open it here it goes is it a trap or a Treasure 3 2 1 open well wo H it’s good really look huh we found dynamites wo yeah sweet it’s perfect we can break through the wall

With the cracks in it yeah so let’s blow it up we’re breaking out definitely before our execution yes what’s this let’s see what’s going on here wao huh look all of the these poor villagers are locked up why are they going to be executed that’s awful let’s save them

Get out of here go run away quick get out of here you’re Free everyone’s gone is that an alarm do they know we’ve escaped oh no waa watch out it’s the Executioner we got to run I don’t want to die what’s going on it burns this floor shoots fire oh no the exit is blocked no it’s all over

What now no we’re goners hey Mikey what now there’s a door over there come on wait for me wo hurry that was close wao Okay what is this place it’s so small where are we this is a toilet we ran into the bathroom what I’m glad we’re safe but

The Executioner is right at the door blocking it I guess we’re stuck in the bathroom for the rest of our lives oh JJ this sucks he might be waiting there for a long time really is there another way out what now uh let me think oh man well

There’s that huh it’s a bit of a gamble what look um it’s a toilet right yeah it must flush into the sewers oh right sure let’s go through the toilet into the sewer is that possible let’s go let’s try all right