Testing Minecraft Build Hacks that are Super Easy!

Three minutes only best build with a thousand buckaroos there’s a reason the ladies call me the chat building expert didn’t your mum call you a noob oh shut up jordan hi today we show you build hacks so insane you won’t believe how easy they are to make you in the

Comments decide who wins victory is best served hot so we’re going to cook up a storm to serve a fat hell right at ethan’s doorstep with this actually working oven and stove top design i’ve always wanted to be a sailor is my true calling so i’m opening up a fish market

Where we’re going to feature a myriad of fish including a hanging shark now right in the center we’re building our oven with two campfires above here we’re going to place blocks and a rail on one side with a minecart with hot butter you want to break that right underneath

Break the block so it falls down and do the same thing on the other side here guys you can already sort of see the shape it’s coming to shape coming in all right let’s check that check that do the fins there we go i did the wrong way it

Doesn’t really look like a stove is to do that we’re gonna use iron trap doors on either side then push those inwards using pistons and activate both of those looking very good see that actually looks like a stove guys obviously the squid is not going to be as big as the

Shark i’m pretty sure they do actually get pretty dang big though but you know i mean i mean of course i know that i’m a sailor i know everything about fish we’re gonna build a hood here using some polished deep state walls and stairs and then finally guys we need some storage

Space in this kitchen it doesn’t actually look like squid yet so we’re gonna use the greatest thing of all the command vlog we’re going to grab ourselves uh something from mc heads uh grab ourselves a redstone block but give me that eye thank you very much all

Right check that there tuck that there there we go we have our goofy looking squid we want to impress your friends guys we want to show off just a little bit so we’re going to use a white fanny here we’ll add some light gray die we

Want lines going down at the center then we’re going to switch this out for a white die you want to chuck off the top third there cut off the bottom third and then cut off the entire left side these actually look like a cupboard doors yo

And then you can open the shockers out from behind them hey why stream you better watch it why do i have an eye on my head if this isn’t impressive i don’t know what will impress your friend you literally caught a mega squid and a shark welcome to the marquette would you

Like to buy a fish i’ll take this shark right here for one dirt no more no less soul to the man in blue what a lovely kitchen you have here jordan it’s such a shame that you don’t have a shark for instance to cook but i

Just bought one bro just like right then wha what shark what from who ethan ethan hey said get him i’m buying the dirt fat w last round i think it’s only fair that we take a big old dumpy doodoo all over ethan i need to cool off after that epic w so

I’m gonna build a fan and i’m gonna use it to blow away the competition you guys probably know what i’m building right now it’s the donny the toilet all right i’ma stand here with an eye and a chest plate diamond helmet then you want a block of your floor and above here we’re

Going to have an upside down quartz stair facing forwards so now we can do our command summon uh we’re gonna do an armor stand of course uh and this is gonna be using armor stance holding banners perfect we just go bump like that and would you look at that slightly

Angle just up there easy as that so beside your toilet you’re gonna need a two down iron trap door switch into survival combine your leather cap and red dye to get a leather red cap that’s the classic color of any plunger guys then grab your floor block and end rod

Facing upwards and once again guys this double piston system coming in clutch here activate the first activate the second and boom out at s so at the armor stands position then we’re going to run a teleport run tp at s and then we’re going to do 22 utility so not going to

Move it at all then tilde 90 tilde so that’s going to rotate a whole 90 degrees so if you watch what it does quickly bang just like that place down at armour stand and you want to put him into the face straight position and i mean that kind of looks like toilet

Paper it’s coming out of the wall at the moment we’re just going to put an iron frame there and some polish deep slate wall and boom it actually looks like the toilet paper is hanging on at that rack we’re just trying to make it look a

Little bit more like a house so jordan doesn’t bully me for not having an interior dude it’s stupid i have a flip and working fan why do i need an interior yeah how’d you know i’ve been holding this in all day jordan bro wait no don’t pull your pants dude this

Is youtube we’re gonna get demonetised all right all right this is a nice crib you got going on ethan phew join you’re stinking on my house get some ventilation in this joint yes okay all right i really i put deodorant on at least i shower bro the sword stuck

In stone is by far one of the dopest minecraft builds of all time today we’re taking it to the next level into a new dimension literally it’s gonna be a sword that’s stuck in a portal that actually goes through it my mate barry just got a pet parrot so i’m gonna build

A house for him and while i’m at it let’s transfer the competition two birds one stone oh you get it we want slabs on either side with a respawn anchor right in the center of course we need to light this up so grab yourself some glowstone and

Boom now if it’s a portal there needs to be a second side to this guy so you could obviously rebuild this somewhere else or if you’re lazy like me we’re just going to go ahead and copy this design and paste it just over here okay so we’ve got this command here we’re

Using an armstand generator of course because that makes things super speedy so it’s going to be a small armor stand we’re going to rotate the head slightly for a 45 degree angle which means it’s gonna look something like that and to make things easier for yourself we’re

Gonna build up place down your armor stand holding the sword you want going through the portal then a crouch and click on your man’s one two three four five times so he’s off dancing to the side now we want to actually switch out this bottom block with any kind of trap

Door before breaking him so he falls it down into there so the sword’s in the portal but also not quite so we’re going to fix that using a piston off to the side pushing him just a little bit more center activate that make sure you destroy the piston first before the

Redstone block or this isn’t going to work so we’ll do tag body for this one um let me just put that on there okay way too high let’s literally make a one okay too much again point six way too low so now we want the other

Side to look like it’s going into the portal and once again we’re just going to use an armor stand here except a little bit differently bang just like that there we go nice and perfect just like that so this is the start of our house we’re going to be using our uh dark

Dark dark oak trap doors i don’t know why words are so hard that is money okay let’s bring this up a tiny bit zero five positive and we’re gonna go 0.05 as well dude other way you want to break this down at two three blocks but not the

Bottom all right you want them exactly one block high then we’re going to place down an anvil here guys and grab yourself a name tag rename that to dinner bone that’s right we’re flipping this guy upside down and first off make him invisible a boop and use your name

Tag perfect all right and check it out it’s actually going through the bottle on either side this is beautiful it’s so cute i love it yes i’ve done the birdhouse for barry’s bird uh now we need a tree to attach it to yeah uh this is a rush panic uh i’m gonna have

To speed run world at a tree oh god hey yo this builds are actually fire dude yeah i know right does that mean i get a thousand dollars only those pure of heart wise and worthy can lift the holy sword out of the portal well i’m none of those things but i’ll

Give it a go anyway what brought my build yo i got the soil let’s go okay brilliant get back with the holy sword man [Applause] man after absolutely demolishing ethan in today’s competition i just need to stretch my legs and relax and rest but obviously i gotta do that in style so

We’re gonna make probably one of the cutest uh bench patio swinging chair designs you’ve ever seen i’ve given up on the fish industry after going broke from selling sharks for dirt so i’ve decided that i’m gonna get filthy rage sucking the gold out of this here bessie that’s right we’re making a

Milk sucker 3000. and this is where things get a little bit complex we’re going to place a spruce slab hanging here and then you’re going to want to build up like so placing down spruce trap doors on the top half of those blocks we’re essentially just making

This like look like a super industrial sort of tank um like that uh put the glass in here so we can actually view the milk that we are sucking or sorry might i say so we can see the goal we take them from basic now

We need to connect the seat to the rest of the swing so to do that open up chat type and slash and give a space a with the squiggle around the at symbol p space barrier and hit enter now you can use other blocks like glass and carpet

But i like to use barriers here on the left and right then you’re going to break that chain and place out a rail here and rails on the side break that center rail and place down your chain and boom how stylish is that and then we’re going to just connect a pipe

System across this way so we’ll go back up and then we want to use ourselves uh an item frame and then we are going to use a maybe a compass as like a reader or something this one might even do the new compass there we go so it’s like a

Reader of what’s going on spinning around like crazy but my pet wants to chillax too so we’re putting down a bed just here and then you’re going to put a spruce trap door behind the side now at the moment this looks kind of ugly but

If we do slash give space a with a screw around the app symbol p and then debug underscore stick hit enter that’s going to give you this magical item and we’re going to click on the bed one two times and then flip this around so it’s facing

Out away yes this is the most cursed minecraft that you’ve ever seen but it will allow us destroy this side of the bed giving us this perfect size for a wolf or a fox or anything like that here we go ladies and gentlemen the time has come basically welcome to your new home

You’re gonna be exploited we’re gonna take your goal we’re gonna make some money i think the animals are taking over this one guys let’s give this swing to the world for you guys they look so cute here to farmer-like farm where we mining for gold aka we sucking the milk from

Bessie with this do hickey thingamaja who’s milkinator milk chow milk sucker 3 thousands That’s backwards no don’t spark no no no stop stop this is beautiful hey that this isn’t johnny