The GLOWING Artifact !? | Minecraft Chronicles – Roleplay SMP #1

Argh argh Oh why does it feel like my head has been smashed between two rocks At least my face doesn’t look like it still as gorgeous as ever Ah well I mean it’s I mean wow I’m kind of anyway anyway anyway

How on earth did I get here into this jeez is that Mount Everest that is Uh and there’s all these random trees and things around well obviously I’m in a forest of sorts Umm Ok uh did I get dropped off here or something or did I I don’t actually remember a thing ok

There’s a there’s a weird hut let’s um let’s head towards the weird hut shall we? How on earth did I get here? I mean I don’t remember the last thing that happened to me all I know is God my back kills Maybe I fell from the sky or something

Well that wouldn’t be I’m surprised I’m actually alive to be completely honest that had happened by chance but Um Probably more likely to die going inside this creepy as hut ok Um um hello Umm Ok doesn’t seem to me that anyone lives in here there is a chest ooo

With some seeds and some torches ok some sugar canes What is that in my inventory owner Tycer Well obviously it’s mine coz it’s got my name on it but why don’t I remember what it is? [Sigh] It looks kind of shiny and cool though

What if I hold on to it it’s almost like it’s pulsating in my hand Oh man it’s so pretty though with all of these different colours it’s almost like ah ah Oh God it’s getting hot ah aaaah [Thunder] [Muffled Voices] [Electric] Aah aah Not again I can’t keep doing this

But uh why am I in some place different Did you move me sir villager Yeah yeah I know you can hear me cuz I know you make those weird urgh noises Did you did you move me from somewhere sir I was like

Actually that looks like the mountain I must of been over here How did I get I mean To be honest the villagers I don’t think they would have been able to of Moved me considering the fact that their arms are permanently glued together

Maybe I got yeah that’s the hut that’s the hut I was at and that was the sheep Maybe it was the evil sheep ok come here mate to be honest I just want to kind of want to eat you and your children Thank you mmm delicious Some things never change eh umm

Ok but I just How did I end up getting Well I’m assuming teleported over to this town it did was Touch that gem Ok I’m just I’m just gonna I’m just gonna leave that up there because I don’t want to teleport to somewhere where I could like

Start drowning and some water or umm You know anything else that goes on I didn’t just teleport though I had a flashback there was some weird people muttering but I had no idea who they were

Ok there’s nothing under here I was hoping that if I started ripping up this person’s house I would find a chest or something Ok there is some wheat over there they’ll be pretty good to go and nick that and umm

Start making some actual food because the at least I remember my survival instincts and I know If I don’t make a house soon I am gonna start dying well well well getting attacked Basically I need something to protect myself and I mean well these houses are great

But I also don’t be cuddling up to some villager tonight because Let’s be honest would you want to sleep with a villager? No Could you imagine like them behind you all night and they’re massive noses I bet you their noses are like really wet

So as they like spoon you in bed their little noses are like rubbing all over your back disgusting do not want to think about it I’d rather just like I’d rather sleep with a sheep to be honest because at least it’d be all fluffy and cuddly

It might be quite noisy continuously going baa but it’d be fine I think I could put up with it Ok doesn’t seem to be anything in these houses Nothing at all except there’s a decent amount of wheat which is

Pretty good allows me to get some food at least keep me on my toes to make sure I don’t die Ok ooh there seems to be another there seems to be another field over here and is that a pumpkin I see ooh ooh ooh

Delicious I should probably grab some wood actually as well make some basic tools you know In case this villagers just decided to chase me home I don’t know what they’re up to [Sigh] But umm I’m honestly starting to be a little bit worried about like my memory

Like I don’t remember a thing of how I got here But I’m sure there’s gonna be like a nearby town or something that I can go to And they will be able to tell me like I don’t know how to get back to my home

I’m sure this like someone who knows the way somewhat he’ll know who I am I mean obviously like [Record Scratch] When I’m dressed this good obviously I must be pretty important so Just saying People are probably looking for me that’s what I’m saying they’ve probably already got a hunt out for me

They’ve probably got like a group of I don’t know People on like steeds On their on their on their horses ready to come and save me because I mean I’m in a bit of a pickle here but there is one thing

I know right survival is shelter especially before it starts getting dark so Let’s go get some of these logs and umm Then I know that I need to go get stone and then I can get stone tools and then I can get an Absolutely unlimited amount of dirt and make a home because

It might surprise you but dirt Very insulating and you can actually eat it [Record Scratch] In dire dire dire Problems you know if you were having issues you could just have it as a as a delicious snack oh I’ve already got stone pick what am I doing?

I need a stone axe that’s it that’s what I need that make life Also a stone sword to at least defend myself what is that thing? Ok Is this some sort of like gravestone or thing it’s got some weird floaty things next to it what if I click it?

Current location Oakdale farm awe Select your destination Oakdale farm Uhh No How do I what does it do Oakdale farm Is this like the name of the place where I am now? Oakdale farm?

Well I mean there’s like some farm bits and stuff round but I don’t well there is a hut over there Maybe that’s something too I mean this is this is a village I know that much

Maybe that hut has something that could be useful but I probably should go and loot all of this I mean The farmer if I mean if the farmers of villager I don’t think I need to worry the villagers aren’t good Oh he looks pretty depressed [Raspberry]

Uh hey buddy I do you want to cheer up a bit you could have like some sugar canes my friend Yeah you look pretty down in the dumps At least I could eat you and then maybe you could be happy for once in your life what on earth is that?

Mulberries zucchinis and Orca? I swear that’s like a Pokemon ok let’s grab these pumpkins and Head over to that other little oh ok well I just broke part of that these villagers are not gonna be happy with me

Absolutely trampling this this is fine let’s head over to this hut oh it does look nice All the doors are open and it’s like a proper little like a thing outside ooh Ok this villager may have some snackos Saddie Summers

Farm hut ok I’m going in there’s like a book and quill this is very ok there’s cake yes yes thank you very much I will be certainly eating that and there’s nothing you can do about it Because cake is delicious and you can’t tell me anything else [Chest Creeking] Oooh

Ok I’m not gonna lie for a villager this is extremely well equipped here they got a little cooking pot They’ve got a little thing they’ve got a little campfire We’ve got some bone meal so obviously farmer you know the village is doing some farmer

I don’t remember villagers wearing armor I’ll take some of this stuff at least the villagers can never get annoyed At you know about your nicking stuff eh ok so some spruce wood an iron axe and a reversed dagger a bit worried why he has a dagger

Ooh a clownfish and a sweet potato seed ok he’s definitely doing some cooking and stuff I don’t know if I can actually like can I cook this like on the fire does that work is that a thing?

No ok that’s that’s not working in my favour here maybe I need to craft a umm Crafting another one of those crafting benches things If I oh I don’t have enough cobblestone gosh darn it ok Uhh Let me see if I can get some cobblestone from the mine over here

And then I might be able to go and make myself a like proper furnace and I can cook some of this Meat or well the lamb meat into something decent ok perfect raw mutton in here and do that like that

Ooh I do need to make a keep forgetting I need to make my little hut It’s starting to get dark So let’s build this hut which would impress anyone actually amazing let’s put some dirt walls up lovely jubbly

Protect my little feetsies I guess it kind of may need a door could I do ooh I can totally do this Can I do this ah-ha yes look proper Proper look at that oh he’s so much happier now oh I’ve cured him oh this is brilliant

Ok let’s put a torch up in here and I think this is tall enough to keep the majority of the bad guys out Ooh I should be worried though that pumpkin could be used to get out nice and easily Ok and then let’s put a piece of wood like that nice

Ok what I do need though to protect myself during the night is a bed And I also want to go collect my mutton Which will keep me nice and tasty this that that that I’m gonna say that is a pretty decent looking house

Umm so I collect my mutton and then I will collect the bed over here Single bed white ok perfect spruce sampling all right delicious What the hell are you doing on my land? Umm Umm I This is trespassing Breaking-and-entering and thievery

Look look look ok ok just just relax just relax just relax ok I can get you arrested for this Arrested? Right who you going to send to arrest me let’s be honest here A villager yeah that’s not gonna happen is it right I’m just gonna I’m just gonna go umm

I thought a villager owned this I’m just gonna head out alright Uh uh ok umm She she has an iron is that iron dagger I mean Look look you want a fight yeah you want you want you want to fight got a stone sword

Yeah you versus me right here right now I’ll throw your body over this fire I will eat your corpse [Record Scratch] Delicious it’ll actually like feed me up You know how many people have killed That’s not sanitary Many look I’m the pumpkin killer it’s my secret name

Look can you just let me go what’s your name Saddie Summer I didn’t mean to like come into here Ok just just let me go past you everything will be fine alright Hmm

Hmm what I look I I’m sorry for eating your cake I definitely haven’t stolen anything from this chest just let me go and Umm I will be on my way ok alright uh Ok on one condition Ok Ok am I getting off is this actually working I might actually like charming her?

Go mining for me here take this pick and those torches find me some more coal and iron You want me to go mining for you? I uh I what if I don’t want to I mean I totally would because you’re like kind of cute and like you know

I am kind of like lost at the minute and I don’t have like any friends And I kind of need to get to a nearby town Then I have the legal authority to kill you Ok Ok look umm

Look look look well I don’t believe you alright I don’t believe that you’re gonna do that to me So I’m just I’m just I’m just gonna go alright just gonna head on hey No Ok ok ok you’re feisty That’s just my type are you single That’s for me to know

And for me to find out I mean It doesn’t look like you have a ring or anything like Umm Ok how about a kiss maybe a kiss could like sort this out something do you know what I’m saying I don’t need to know no ok Umm No Uhh right

So you’re not gonna kiss me you don’t want to date me and you don’t have a boyfriend Definitely I mean you’re just living out here alone though there is two beds but they’re not together so you definitely don’t have a boyfriend Do you have a girlfriend why do you have separate bed?

Just stop Doesn’t matter doesn’t matter doesn’t matter ok look Saddie you seem great alright I’m good just gonna like pop out the door alright? And I’m just gonna go down the mines and I’m gonna get totally a hundred percent going getting your stuff Ok I’ll be keeping an eye on you

You’re gonna be watching me yeah alright uh Do you want to lead me to the mines? Because Um Ok ok I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming um Right yeah I actually saw this Down here Uh ok let’s go put all these torches in here down here ok

Uh is there anything you particularly want me to look for like any Iron and coal just like i said Ring or something You know as we two could like get a little bit You know a little bit you know do you want a little kiss you wanna little kiss [Clears Throat]

Don’t try to flatter me Who said I’m I’m not trying to I I am right look look Saddie you look pretty scary ok Don’t make me use this on you I’m gonna go I’m gonna head down

All right it was lovely it was lovely meeting you I will please by the way don’t like destroy my home My home is over there thank you very much farewell ok bye wooooo Um yeah let’s just let’s just avoid oh ok ok Uh Saddie you didn’t say anything about this like

Good luck you’ll need it peasant