The Manberg VS Pogtopia War | Dream SMP Finale (ALL Perspectives)

TI- You ready everyone? TI- Tonight’s the night. TI- Is now or never. We reclaim L’Manberg. L’ Manberg. We are here… to make sure that it doesn’t get blown up. But to make sure that we reclaim L’Manberg. We do not destoy it. W- Who’s ready for the finale of the DreamSMP? Where the DreamSMP…

For me… at least, is going to come to an end. The story… is reaching its climax i think. I don’t want to blow it up you know… I-I-I-I want you guys to download the world one day. And be able to play on it, you know?

From a writing perspective, I’m not going to blow it up. I’ve changed my mind so if you come here expecting a bomb… You’re going to be severely disappointed, all right? So, sorry about that. I- I’m doing it for you guys so… I hope you will understand. TB- The revolution is today booys.

I need your blessing… This might… I might not make it out of this day alive, Hubert. Q- We could lose this or take this today. T- Today is… the day of reckoning. If we don’t win this fight, there will be no tomorrow.

Q- I need your theories. T- My theories? Q- Who’s a traitor? T- Who do you think it is? Q- I think it could be Tommy… TI- There’s something I need to do first. Although he hasn’t been very much recently, a-almost never. Wilbur was right. We need to protect The L’Mantree. And so I prepared two stacks! of obsidian… Just to get round it with. TI- Wilbur, where are you? W- I’m just in Pogtopia. I’m bouncing around.

W- There’s literally nothing to do. TI- Ooh… what the fuck. W- What? TI- Jschlatt… for the… for the first time in his life. TI- Is donning full netherite. W- Meh. It’s fine. TI- Okay. Listen, man, can you come to… to L’Manberg? Because I’ve um…

W- I just left L’Manberg. TI- Oh well i’m.. i’m putting obsidian around the L’Mantree. TI- To make sure it’s safe. W- Oh that’s something I can get behind. W- I’m on my way. TI- Thank you.

Q- I blame a lot of it on George. If he just woke up… T- If he had just woken up. T- Goggy has screwed us for the last time. Q- I think i’m going to target George. T- You… I don’t know…

T- Um… Q- Because… he is the reason we’re in this mess to begin with. G- So… ahem. I need to decide… Where I need to put a house. G- Where can I put my house? Q- Uh, we’ll figure that out. W- Look! Put it in. W- We’ll have… We’ll have a chat.

TI- How do i know if you’re the traitor? W- oh I could be… you don’t know. Anyway. Hey Tommy! So W- The thing is… right, okay. It’s been a long time coming this whole… W- This whole L’Manberg war thing, right? we’ve been… we’ve been sat here.

W- Waiting on this pretty much for ages, right? It’s like, it’s been the biggest anticipatory thing. W- Technoblade wants us… he’s not in charge of us. Look, Tommy, a-a-a… W- At the end of the day… If this doesn’t go well… i’m gonna blow the place. W- To smithereens.

W- The place will be gone. I’m gonna… i’m gonna detonate it and blow to smithereens, right? W- If this doesn’t go well. But it will go well. Do you know why it’s gonna go well, Tommy? TI- Why is it going to go well? W- Because it’s literally… there’s no one on Jschlatt’s side.

W- And the people who are on Jschlatt’s side don’t actually care. Do you know that… W- Do you know the people who are on Jschlatt side? You’ve got… Karl Jacobs. W- Hasn’t showed up for a single event. You’ve got Skeppy probably.

W- You’ve got like Punk. You’ve got like all these people, right? Yeah, sure. W- They may be more skilled, some of them, and like… W- Sure, say that they will have a good cause but none of them…

W- None of them have the same anticipatory love of what they’re doing, unlike us. W- Everyone on our side is fighting for something we’ve loved and had for ages, right? W- That’s why we’re gonna win and that’s why you shouldn’t be afraid. W- And yes, the whole place is rigged…

W- I… do you know how many stacks of TNT i got in the end? TI- I… i don’t W- 11. Eleven and a half stacks. W- Of TNT. TI- A-Ah… W- And I-I was pretty… i was pretty… pretty conservative with my placements.

W- Of TNT as well. It’s pretty much covering most of the important parts… TI- Eleven and a half stacks!? W- Yes. W- Look, let’s go… let’s go find Technoblade man, I’m just telling you. W- You shouldn’t be worried. You shouldn’t be afraid. And you know what? at the end

Of the day, Tommy, i would say we’ve always got each other but we don’t because… W- If it goes wrong i pro… you probably gonna hate me. TI- Oh. TB- Tommy, it’s been five years. Where have you been? TI- Uh…

T- You gotta get your act together big man. TB- We’ve just been… TI- What the fuck did you just…? What the hell? TB- We’ve just been sitting here TB- And some strange green man flew out of the sky… TI- Tubbo, I do not need to get TI- My act together.

TB- Everyone meet at the pink tower. W- Techno, Techno. Can you say that line. W- About… about violence and languages, please? TB- Uhh… Violence is the only. TB- Universal language. W- Yeah, yeah, yeah. W- Yeah. E- It’s a good line.

E- Good line. W- It means that… it means that… it means that i need to blow. W- Everything up with TNT. F- NO. (Everyone at the same time) No! TI- He doesn’t know… TI- Will! F- No, no, no. Violence no explosives.

N- You don’t have to do that. TB- If you could please meet up at this tower. TI- I… I’m heading to the tower. N- Will, you can not do that. TI- Listen everyone! W- What’s your opinion on me blowing everything up…

W- Just for posterity? TB- That sounds pretty POG. W- Yeah! TI- NO! TI- What the..? No, It doesn’t Technoblade! W- Nikki, you look badass wtf. N- Thank you! W- (laughs) She looks she’s ready to murder. TB- All right so do we have…

TB- Do we have all the people we need? TI- Listen everyone! If this goes right TI- We don’t have to blow… Q- Holy shit. E- I tried… TI- Everyone! We don’t have to blow up anything today. All right? TI- We’re together. TB- But we could… TI- Dream isn’t fighting with passion.

TI- He’s fighting because he can fight and then he gets to kill people and look cool. Q- Tommy, Tommy. TI- Yes? Q- Listen to me. We’ve to consider something… Q- One of us is a traitor. F- True. Q- One of us… Is… gonna backstab… all of us.

N- Are you sure though? Maybe… TB- Unless Dream is simply… TI- He could be lying. F- Can I… can i speak? Nobody, nobody… Q- We need to figure it out who it is. W- It’s probably me. TI- (laughs) T- Yeah…

W- I mean just look at the logic, is probably me or Eret. (voice overlay) TB- Apparently Eret just can’t be the traitor… F- Yeah. Eret… T- I’m getting déjà vu. TB- Even though he has literally… TI- Hey guys! I wonder TI- Who te traitor is.

N- No! W- Wait Eret, what…? N- No, no, he is with… F- Eret. Eret. E- Dream has taken everything from me. N- I got you Eret. Dream removed my kingship. E- I’m not longer king. D- Eret. Um… Can you come to the castle please? E- I’m on my way.

D- Hey Punz, help me… escort Eret. PZ- Yeah. D- Come on Eret, let’s go. E- Hello gentlemen. D- So… I don’t know if you remember Eret but whenever… uuh… D- We were establishing that you were the king, we established a chain of command.

D- Eret has betrayed the DreamSMP and has… uh… decided to side with Pogtopia. D- In the war. Eret, I need you to take your crown off. You got to do it. D- I mean i’m not asking you. We’ve three of us here. E- I can’t do this.

D- All right. You can… You can do it the easy way or the hard way. But you’re doing it. D- If you want you can put your crown back on you know… once you’re outside and D- Away from here, and it doesn’t mean anything, but in here you take it off.

E- I can’t do this man. I’m sorry. D- All right… Let’s escort him out of the castle. All right, get out. E- See you guys. Bye, bye. E- (sighs) D- Punz. PZ- Oh. W- Why did he do that? E- Because I chose… i chose friendship over…

E- I chose to see what’s right over… loyalty to Dream. TB- He took you out by force, didn’t he? W- That’s adorable. That’s adorable tbf. W- I’m.. i’m on that side. Eret you have fallen in the pond. E- I’ve fallen in the pond. E&T (laughs) W- So… what’s the…? T- All right.

W- Okay, first thing i say we do is we change “fear” into the word “ear” F- You know… you’re kind of going insane right here. Will… N- Oh my god. TI- Listen everyone, we don’t need to blow anything up. If we go in together.

TI- We can do this. all right? Everyone to Pogtopia, come on. W- Nikki. N- Okay. W- There’s something you can be fighting for… down here. W- What do you think? you haven’t said anything you just stared at him silently. N- I’m… i’m just remembering an old friend.

TI- Before we go in we have about 20 minutes now. We need to pull together our shit. TI- Because if we’re going to war, if we’re not going to blow up everything TI- We’ve got to do this right. TB- I have… the supplies… for the revolution.

TB- I’ve been preparing for the past month. We do not lack items. All right? TB- Everyone just follow me. TI- Oooh. TB- Everyone… TI- ¡Oooh! F&E- Of course is potatoes! TI- Wohoo! TB- Everyone into the base. TI- Wooow! TB Into the base! TI- Wait, this isn’t a trap is it? E- (laughs)

TI- OHHHH!! Wait, wait, wait, wait. T- OHHHH! This seems awfully familiar. [everyone is surprised and screaming] TI- OHHH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! YEAHH! TB- I’m ready for revolution, boys! N- OOOOH! TI- WTF! W- What? TB- This is revolution… take what you need boys. TI- WOHOOOOO! T- WHAT!?

N- Oh my god! TI- Holy shit… TB- Take what you need! T- I don’t… i don’t… Q- Jesus… W- Oh I like the TNT. TI- WTF!? Q- What the fuck is…? What is wrong with you? E- Jeeez man. TI- What the fuck…

TI- WE’VE GOT THE BLADE! Holy shit. W- WE’VE GOT THE BLADE! TI- All right boys, let’s… let’s go and take the train track. [everyone] LET’S GO! Q- Fellas, fellas. I have one last thing to say… this is the las chance… Q- For judas to reveal themselves. Who’s the traitor?

TI- Is it you Tubbo? Q- Let’s find out who the traitor is. They’re go to die. T- No. It’s not me, TommyInnit. TI- Awesome. Let’s go. T- Let’s go. [everyone] YEAAH! TI- Me and the boys… going to kill Jschlatt. E- (laughs) T- It’s sunset. W- It’s sunset… it’s sunset. TI- Boys.

Q- Oh my god they’re shooting. F- OOH! TI- OHH SHIT. OMG. TI- Everyone, everyone. In the bottom floor of the tower. W- Storm the tower. N- They have to try now… they have… (voice overlay) W- There is only one way out. Q- Come inside, let’s go! let’s go! let’s go!

W- Storm it, storm it. F- Get in. PZ- Should I get to the flag or should i…? K- Oh my gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [star wars references] S- Do I execute order 66? D- Yes. Do it. S- Do it. K- Do it. S- In the name… in the name of Jschlatt.

E- There’s another ladder. There’s another ladder. Q- There’s another ladder. Q- Let’s go, let’s go. Watch out. Watch out you all. E- Go go go go! TI- U good Techno? TI- Hey Techno, just don’t die please. Q- I’m going to take this bed for me.

TI- It would be cringe if you did. TI- OH! IS JSCHLATT. T- STORM THE TOWER. TI- IS JSCHLATT. Let go! Let go! Let go! TI- OH I SEE… I SEE DREAM. Okay. TI- We’re okay. F- Where? Where? W- Where are they?

TI- Uh… down in the middle bit of L’Manberg. Punz is down there. Punz is down. W- Jschlatt down by the podium. N- Wait. TI- Everyone let’s hold here. TI- Everyone let’s hold here. W- We’ve got the high ground. [star wars reference]

T- I’m down! I’m down! I’m down! I’m down! TI- Shot! TB- Take them down. Q- Let’s go! K- (laughs) D- Execute. Execute. S- I’m going, i’m going. K- Execute? S- I’m in, i’m in. D- They’re all just firing. F- Fireworks don’t reach. Fireworks don’t reach. W- They got it. Surely, they go it. W- Fireworks are in close range, surely they’re gonna fight back. W- Surely they’re gonna fall back in a minute. T- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! There is someone up here with invisible potion with us. TI- Wait who? F- Uh? T- There is someone up here with invisible potion.

W- Oh god, oh god. Help. Help. Help. Q- Wait, who? W- Burning boy. W- Burning boy. T- I don’t know, I don’t know. PZ- Do it. K- Just do it! PZ- Do it Sapnap. S- I just spammed it and all died. D- Really? S- Yeah.

TI- Well all know… W- Harming potions. Harming potions. Q- Should we go down there and fight them? F- I think we should, i think… Q- Let’s go! LET’S GO!! F- Yeah, let’s go, let’s go. Q- LET’S GOOO W- Go, go. TI- Let’s go Tubbo.

N- Where do we go? Q- Where’s the stairs? TI- Tubbo! Tubbo! Stick together. TI- Tubbo! W- Enderpearl or jump. Q- Yeah sure. T- I’ve got one!! W- Nice job Techno. W- They’re falling… they’re falling back. You’re pushing’em back. You’re pushing’em back. TI- We’re winning! W- You’re winning. You’re winning. You’re pushing them back. E- Pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing. Go go go! TB- I’m pretty sure dream isn’t on our side. Get him! F- Where’s Dream? Where’s Dream?

TB- NO! No. Don’t… don’t do that Dream. C’mon… TB- C’mon… Don’t do the crystals. Q- OH FUCK. W- Don’t do the crystals. That is… I’m telling you now as a man who knows something W- About 11 and a half stacks of TNT. I’m telling you don’t use the crystals.

TI- I see Dream. T- Punz is shooting on us. Punz is shooting on us. Q- I’m running naked through the battlefield. (laughs) W- Dream just hunted me down. T- Techno i’m right behind you. TI- I’m using his own bow. F- Wait. He’s invisible. He’s invisible. TI- I’ve got him on him.

E- Karl’s got netherite again, dude. T- No! wowowow, Techno! T- Don’t! Wait Techno, Techno, Techno, he is on me. TB- He’s got enchanted… W- Is Dream! Is Dream! Get him. F- Where!!??? Q- Get him, is right here. T- He’s chasing me, he’s chasing me. W- He is running, he is running.

T- Is he scaping? W- He teleported himself. T- Have we… wait, have we won? TB- Just killed purpled. F- Wait, he says “we need to talk” TB- All right. T- Okay. TB- He’s run out of gold apples and suddenly he wants to talk.

F- Oh I’m holding my goddamn… TI- Wait, finally i’m surrounding someone else. D- Hello? W- Hello Dream. D- I’ve moved you, so we’re alone. W- Everyone… everyone went quiet. W- I wasn’t sure where i was. How are u Dream? D- So… Jschlat’s an idiot.

W- What? Yeah… how long did it take you to figure out? (laughs) D- Look, um… let’s go in the other VC and everyone needs to be quiet. D- Everybody, everybody. Everyone be quiet, okay? [everyone agreeing] D- Um… we would like to surrender… and uh… it’s because Jschlatt is an idiot.

D- And i have to show you something. Q- What!? E- What? T- What? F- Uh? D- Follow me, Wilbur. [visible confusion] W- Everyone come. Can i take everyone? W- Yeah… just bring everyone. (laughs) F- Who is it? K- Wait… what are you showing us?

Q- What is going on? TI- Wait, how do i know this isn’t a trap? TI- Oh. W- Wait, is here… is here. F- Wait you find… N- Jschlatt? TI- Oh, what the fuck? W- Everyone, spread out. Spread out. T- Yeah… W- Jschlatt, what are you doing? W- What are u doing? JS- Uh?

Q- What is going on? W- Why… Why are u in my drug van? What are u doing in my drug van? (sound of drinking) W- Are you… are u drinking!? TI- Oh… are you drinking? JS- All this creatine… TB- Oh oh…

W- Is this what you wanted to show me, Dream? D- Uuh… yeah. TI- Is this your leader, Dream? D- No. This is not my leader. F- What a leader uh… TI- You battled for this man. Q- You live like this?

D- Is he drunk? TB- I… I was so excited for the revolution but… now i just… JS- Fundy!? What are you doing here? F- (sighs) Jschlatt… F- Are you fucking drunk? JS- Fundy, are you… JS- Here you bitch. F- LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! Jschlatt… You fucked up the country.

F- You fucked up everything. F- You had a dream and i followed it but you brought it downhill everything. F- You ruined it. You ruined everything we had. I thought you were something. JS- Oh my fucking god… yeah. Yeah, I am something. JS- I’m what you’re not, Fundy. F- What?

F- What am i not? JS- I’m a man. JS- Yeeeahh… that’s right! W- No, no. That’s it. W- Jschlatt, are u ready to have this end now? Are u ready to die? JS- What? W- Are you ready to fucking die, Jschlatt? W- Tommy. JS- Yeaaahhh W- Tommy look at me. Tommy.

T- Stop. TI- Yeah? Q- Jschlatt? W- Do you still have Dream’s bow? TI- I do. W- Tommy i want you… i want you to put it between his eyes. JS- (drinking noises) K- Are you guys killing him? W- Victory… or death. W- Eret you remember this. Victory or death…

E- I remember very… very vividly. W- Do it, Tommy. JS- You know if i die… this country goes down with me. TI- No it doesn’t, Jschlatt. JS- Oh oh…. You don’t even wanna know, TommyInnit. (laughs) Q- You could it have it, Jschlatt. You could it have all. TI- This is it for you.

JS- (drinking noises) I had everyone turn on me. TI- This is the end. JS- In my time of need everybody left. You lefted. Fucking… Your fat ass left. Q- No JS- You and your fat ass both left. Q- I had to. JS- Whos ass i’m going to look at now?

Q- You took down the white house. TI- This is your end. Q- The white house… If you hadn’t taken down the white house. JS- I had to, it JS- It looked like shit. Q- If you hadn’t taken down the white house we could have done Q- Something good to this country.

T- Kill him! K- There’s gotta be another way. W- Everyone quiet! quiet! quiet! quiet! Q- Just do it, Tommy. W- Quiet. Jschlatt, what do u have to say to yourself? D- Wait, Jschlatt? Jschlatt? JS- (coughs). W- Jschlatt? TI- This is it for you. TI- The reign of terror comes to an end.

TI- Now. JS- (drinking noises) JS- (sobbing) JS- (sobbing) W- Jschlatt, what are your last words? JS- (Noises of struggling) F- Jschlatt? E-Jschlatt? W- Hello? TI- What? W- Oh, oh. T- Oh… W- W-what? E- Eh… Q- What!? K- Oh dear… W- Dream… D- Yeah, no. There wasn’t a traitor Wilbur. Q- What?

D- I was just lying for make u guys scared. JS- Flatty… patty… TI- We won! (everyone) Yeah. TI- WE WON! WTF! WE DID IT! TB- Yeaahh, we killed an old man with heart problems! Pogg TI- We did it! TB- It only took 20 of us. N&F (laughs)

TI- This is our L’Manberg. W- Tommy, tommy. W- Come with me. E- For the revolution! W- Wait, come with me. TI- Okay. W- Tommy, you need to take your place. TI- This is our fucking… W- I know you thought you’d never hear me say this but, TommyInnit…

W- Take your place on the podium and give us a speech. W- What should i say? W- President elect, TommyInnit. Go, go. F- Really? T- Oh my god… F- Hey everyone, sit down. Sit down. E- So you see… so you see… T- Sit boys. F- Let the new president speak. TI- Hello everyone. T- Hi. E- Hi. TI- It looks like we won. TI- And i never thought i’d said this… but even after the hardships TI- The tyranny we’ve been through… Wilbur… TI- Tubbo… W- Yeah. TI- After everything… T- Yeah? TI- It was meant to be. (everyone) Yeah!

E- It was meant to be! F- It was meant to be! E- It was meant to be! TI- Where’s Dream? D- I’m here. D- I’m not… i’m not… i’m not bowing to you, TommyInnit. TB- Oh i’m standing so… TI- Thank you. Thank you everyone for making… for making me the president.

TI- And i… i know you said i never would be… TB- Meh. W- You can be. TI- Wilbur… TI- I can’t be the president. K- Uh! F- Why? T- Why? Q- What? E- Why not? TI- As much as this… As much as this is everything… and this is what…

TI- This is what would have been everything. D- (laughs) TI- I’ve still unfinished business… because you still got those discs. D- Hm. TI- And I-i can’t do this… until we’re done. TI- And Dream… we’re not done. TI- And it’s not fair for me to take my place in L’Manberg. L’… Manberg.

TI- So Wilbur… after all you’ve been through i know i know you had your points. TI- Where we thought that you were going to blow up this… you go on about. TI- Your chekhov’s fucking gun. I know… that was all just… just talk now. TI- And finally… you did this.

TI- And there wasn’t a single explosion. Wilbur… TI- Take your place on the podium. W- Look… look i’m going to keep this brief, right? I… I… W- T-Tommy… you… that was… your only decree as president happened to be W- One of the best decrees you could ever make. Welcome to L’Manberg!

W- Everyone L’Manberg… Welcome. Please use the name correctly from here on. W- And.. and so in keeping… in keeping with the theme. I-I I’m also going to do W- A change. That flag that you see over there… the obsidian one scrap it.

W- That is not the national flag of our nation. The national flag… The national… W- Flag of our nation is yellow… is yellow, black, red, white and blue. W- And that is how it should be. And that’s one of the first things i want changed.

W- I want yellow, black, red, white and blue. However… However! I… also W- Can not be your president. K- Why? T- Why? W- I… W- I… Techno is. Techno. D- I’ll be the president if you want. I’ll be the president. W- Dream… you’re not be. Techno you’ve… you’ve taught me a lot.

W- You’ve… you’ve taught me that government is not the way to go. W- And i agree with you. So… i’m going to hand off the presidency to someone. W- And this… this is something i want this to be one last time. (sighs)

W- It’s… it’s important to know how to say goodbye to a nation… To… to… W- My L’Manberg and i know, i know and i want to and there’s only one other person who W- Could possibly be… the president. K- Oh?

W- Tubbo, i want you to come up onto the stage. T- Oh… K- Yes! Yes, Tubbo. T- Okay. W- I know you haven’t… i know, i know, i know you’re good at preparing W- Speeches and it’s probably a bit traumatic being up here but… i want you to wing

W- This one, i want you to wing this one, Tubbo. W- Tubbo… T- Oh. TI- (laughs) W- Tubbo, look at me. Tubbo, look at me. T- Yeah? Yeah? W- Tubbo you’re… you’re a good kid and an even better spy T- Um… TI- Oh. Let’s go!

T- Okay, well… I- i’ve been put on the spot here. I wasn’t expected to be surrounded T- By here with friends, uh… enemies which i don’t hate all that much i’ll be honest T- But… i enjoy seeing the unity and i feel like that’s really what matters

T- Everyone is here brought together whether we were fighting against each other T- Or together. And i feel like that’s important… and i feel like there’s a solid T- Future to be built on here. Yes, it has damages but everything has damages.

T- When i think of damage i think of like a piece of wood which has had nails banged into T- It. You can take the nails out but they’re still dense, okay? T- They’re still holes, okay? They’re still holes, and the holes can be filled.

T- And that’s what i would like to do as my job as president. I don’t want to… T- Like… be an agent of chaos if you will or anyone who wants to… start violent T- Activity. That’s… honestly the last thing on my agenda right now.

T- I just want to… you know, i want to fix this place up. I want to… T- I want it to be back as it was in its heyday. E- Hell yeah dude. T- And i feel like… you know, now everyone’s here… in unity. No one is banned.

T- There aren’t any walls. Although the walls were nice. I feel like now the walls are T- Gone. It does allow… free passage. Everyone can be here. Everyone has fought T- For this nation against or to reclaim. And that’s what counts Thank you everyone.

T- It’s been… It’s been an honor. (everyone clapping) TB- Yeah! (claps) T- So… I really, i really… i’m gonna be honest. T- I really don’t know what a president does. Q- Jesus christ… W- I’ll be back. I’ll be back. TI- Mr. President. T- Tommy.

TI- Congratulations man. T- Tommy, you’ve been by my… Thank you Tommy. T- You’ve been by my side… for a very long time. T- And i know you have unfinished business but when that business is settled T- I would really appreciate it if you join my side… and be my VP.

TI- I’ll tubo. E- Oww. TI- I will. T- This is awesome. TI- Holy shit. T- Yeah, let’s turn this crap down. F- That was crazy. That was insane. Q- Hey fellas, i’m just saying the Jschlatt thing… Q- I-i couldn’t have predicted it. You know… what he did with the country and all.

Q- Ahhh yeah… F- Yeah… Q- Yeah. F- I couldn’t more than justify my actions F- I mean… Q- You know. TI- Look at the bad guy, hmmm…. hm…. oh you’re the villain in this story. TI- Hmmm… oh oh. T- Nonono, i don’t want any… i don’t want any…. sides, okay?

T- I don’t want any gangs or anything in this land anymore. Q- Booo! Q- What about the cartel? TI- I was actually just about to start a gang so… TI- Dream! T- I’ve so many doubts. TI- Was that just… TI- Was the traitor thing just bullshit then?

TI- (laughs) Let’s go! D- Oh no, there was a traitor. E- What? Q- Eh… what? TI- No. Q- What are you talking about? Q- You… You lit… TI- Well, they’ve miss their fucking chance, haven’t they? D- No, they haven’t. W- (sighs) Chekhov’s gun (laughs). Chekhov’s gun.

W- I.. i’ll be honest with you… chat. W- I’ve been wondering this whole time if it still works. W- Whenever i’m here i’m reminded of the song that i’ve scribbled on the walls. W- That there was a special place. There was. Was a special place.

W- Where men could go and emancipate, you know? W- And there was definitely that special place did exist once. It did. It did. W- But even with.. I… even with Tubbo in charge i don’t think it can exist again. W- The button’s right there.

W- If i’m going to press it ever, it’s now. W- And… W- The thing that i built this nation for doesn’t exist anymore. W- The.. the thing i work towards… doesn’t exist anymore. It’s over. PH- What are you doing? W- Phil? PH- What are you doing?

W- Phil, where are you? I’m not… i wasn’t doing anything W- We just… we just made Tubbo president. We, we em… W- We had to tell our president and we won. We won the war. W- Jschlatt it’s gone. Jschlatt it’s gone, Phil. So.. it’s Um… PH- Uh-huh, Uh-huh. W- It’s good. PH- So…

PH- You’re… where exactly now? W- In L’Manberg… this… the area… You wouldn’t know. W- I don’t think you’ve been here but it’s the area around L’Manberg W- It’s complicated. It’s geography in that you know? it’s… it’s… (everyone) Wow! TI&T- What!? What the fuck? W- Phil? PH- Hmm. PH- Yeah.

PH- “It’s in L’Manberg…” you said. W- This is L’Man… uh. Q- Philza! Philza Minecraft! F- Tubbo just got killed! TI- Techno! TB- You guys listen to me! I did not spend weeks! TB- Planning this revolution, giving you guys gear, for you guys to go in and

TB- Replace one tyrant with another! Don’t you see what’s happening here!? TB- Don’t you see history repeating itself!? TB- You think Jschlatt was the cause of your problems!? NO! It was government. TB- Power corrupt! F- What the fuck are you saying? TI- And… wait… E- Are u against government?

TI- Technoblade! Q- He’s smells of alcohol. TI- Technoblade! TI- Holy shit!! TB- I see i was wrong to rely on other people. TB- Allright. TI- OHHHH SHIT!! IT’S FUCKING TECHNOBLADE! Q- I’m getting out of here. TB- I’m killing everyone. (voice overlay) TI- What the… Philza Minecraft!?

TI- Where’s Dream? Dream! Q- I’m sick of crazy people! TB- We’re killing everyone. The government ends here! TI- Noo! Tubbo!! T- What happened? TI- Tubbo, where are you? Q- What the hell is going on? T- I’m on my way back, i’m heading back! TI- It was Technoblade!

TB- The government ends here! I’ll kill it myself! T- Technoblade was the traitor. TI- No! No! D- You know who was the traitor? D- Tommy, the traitor was Wilbur. TI- Wait? Q- Where’s Wilbur? TI- Where’s Wilbur? Q- You know where Wilbur is? N- Wait. Where is he? TI- Where the f…

E- Yeah, where’s Wilbur? TI- I’m on my way back now guys. TI- Wilbur? W- Okay… Do you know what this button is? PH- Aha. I do. W- Have you heard the song on the walls? W- I was just saying i made this big point and it…

W- It was poignant that THERE WAS a special place where men could go… W- But there’s not there anymore, you know? It’s not… PH- It is there. You’ve just… You’ve just… won it back, Will. W- PHIL! I’M ALWAYS SO CLOSE TO PRESSING THIS BUTTON, PHIL. I’ve been… i’ve been..

W- Here… like 7 or 8 times i’ve been here! W- Phil, that I… i’ve been here so many times… W- They’re fighting… they’re fighting. PH- And you want to just blow it all up? W- Da… I do, i think. I… PH- You fought so hard to get this land back W- Phil…

W- There was a saying by a traitor… uh… once part of L’Manberg… W- A traitor, I don’t know if you’ve heard of Eret. PH- Yeah. W- He had a saying, Phil… W- It was never meant to be. PH- Oh my god. PH- You did this. TI- NOOOOOOOOOOO!! D- (laughs) YEEEEEES!! Q- WHAT THE HELL!? TI- No, no… Tubbo? F- WHAT!? TI- Tubbo! TI- Tubbo! Stick with me. Stay close. TI- Tubbo! I’m here, i’m here, i’m here, i’m here man. Q- What the hell is going on? T- Where…? TI- L’Manberg… PH- WILL! PH- IT’S ALL GONE!

W- MY L’MANBERG PHIL! MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY… FOREVER UNFINISHED! W- IF I CAN’T HAVE THIS, NO ONE CAN PHIL! PH- Oh my god. T- What the… Q- What!? It’s gone! Q- It still going… E- Oh my god. T- It still exploding… Q- Tommy!

Q- Why can’t you keep an eye on Wilbur? TI- Oh… Wilbur! W- Khilza.. Khilza.. do it! Kill me, Phil! Murder me. Look… they all want you to. W- Do it, Phil! Kill me. Phil, kill me. PH- YOU’RE MY SON! W- Phil, kill me! PH- No matter what you do… no matter what

W- (noises of hitting) PH- I can´t… W- Phil! This isn’t… LOOK! LOOK! HOW MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS AND IT’S GONE! W- Do it. Do it. Q- WHAT? T- WilburSoot was slain by Philza!? E- Philza!? F- What? T- What? N- What!? PH- (sighs) PH- AAAAH!

PH- God. You couldn’t just let… you couldn’t just win… W- Phil. W- You know when Dream, i mean i guess you don’t know but Dream said earlier W- That there was no traitor, Phil. He said earlier… he said “hey do you know what?

W- There’s no traitor” he said to me. And you know what? (laughs) He fucking lied… W- He lied. Phil, it’s Technoblade. Phil, it’s Technoblade. Phil, it’s Technoblade. PH- The most powerful person of the server is the traitor. W- Phil, Phil…

W- And he has 8 withers… ready to go. PH- Oh my god, I need to get out of here. PH- Oh my god, wait? what do you mean? W- You could go as fast as you can, Phil. Go on. W- Bye, bye. PH- (laughs) W- Bye, bye Phil.. W- (sighs) W- We won.

W- We won. W- It’s over, chat. It’s over. There was a traitor. W- I don’t know what Dream was talking about. There was a traitor. It’s me and Techno. W- And now the server it’s going to go to ruin. T- What just…? D- I told you, Tommy. TI- NO! STOP. STOP NOW TECHNO.

TI- Techno, stop now! TB- You stay right over there, Tommy. stop right now! TI- Stop right now! TB- You stay right over there, Tommy. TI- Stop it! Stop it now! TI- Nono, stay on this side. Stay on this side. Techno… We’ve got stay on this side.

T- Ahhh! TI- You stop it now! You don’t have to do this. You don’t have to do this. T- Tommy, give me food! Give me food and a bow! TI- Don’t… TB- Tommy… TI- Stay… stay still.

TI- Techno now we’re done, u don’t have to do this man. TB- U think you’re a hero, Tommy? TI- We almost had it! … don’t do this, Techno! TB- U think you’re a hero, Tommy? TB- Tommy… K- Stop. TI- Yeah? TB- Do you think you’re a hero? Is that what this is?

TI- I just wanted… I just wanted… L’Manberg. T- What just… TI- And i wanted… TB- You wanted power. TI- That’s all I’ve ever wanted. I didn’t. TI- I just wanted… TB- Tommy, you just did a coup. TB- You just did a hostile government takeover and TB- Then immediately instilled yourself as president.

TB- And then you gave it to your friend but that’s still a tyrant, Tommy. TB- But the thing about this world, Tommy… TB- Is that good things don’t happen to heroes. TB- Let me tell you a story, Tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country

TB- Well a city-state technically, was in danger… and he sent himself TB- Forward into enemy lines, he slayed the minotaur and saved his city. TB- You know what they did to him, Tommy? TI- What did they do? TB- They exiled him. He died in disgrace… despised by his people.

TB- That’s what happens to heroes, huh? T- But he saved everyone. TB- The greeks knew the score… but if you want to be a hero, Tommy. That’s fine. TI- Technoblade, don’t do this. We’re so close! I’m not the hero. No one is the hero.

TI- We’ve got L’Manberg for each other. TB- U want to be a hero, Tommy? Then die like 1. TI- Techno, whyyy!? F- Who is detonating more TNT? TI- This isn’t it. TI- We need to take them down together, and now everyone! To L’Manberg.

TI- Fight with everything you have, we can’t not kill the withers! TI- Come on, Karl! K- STOP, TECHNO! TB- You think i’m just gonna let you kill the withers? Q- AAAAHHH TI- Ah… Ah… Technoblade, why? K- AAAHHH E- Your sword is coming all for the blizzard. PH- (laughs)

D- I’m killing anyone killing the withers. TB- Fundy…. PH- Pull em to me, they move right now. He is on awesome dude. W- (Laughs) Oh… YES! W- This is the perfect way it could have gone down! W- There’s no… There’s no… L’Manberg won! There’s no Pogtopia won.

W- I won! Me and Technoblade won, chat… W- I need to go and see this. F- I-I I… E- OOOH! T- I’ve got it, I’ve got it. E- We got it! You got it! You got it! TI- L’Manberg… TB- Okay. Which one of you guys are pro-government, all right? K- None of us. K- We prome… F- Nope. Nope. Nope. I’m not… No. Definitely not. No No No

F- Maaan, government am i right? they really suck. TB- Who’s that Callahan guy on the distance? Does he want to form a government? Q- What? D- He left the game. TB- Yeaaaah! That’s what i thought. Q- What the hell just… Q- What just happened? T- Uuuh…. TB- There’ll be no new governments today. T- T- Nothing couldn’t happened if george just woke up on time!

TI- Technoblade… why? Q- You should let jschlatt do his stupid dumb bells. TB- There’ll be no new governments today. TI- Tubbo… T- Ouch. TI- Tubbo, look at me. TI- Don’t kill him, Techno. It’ll just be a pity kill. TI- Look around, Tubbo. TB- I run out of fireworks.

TI- You’re the president now. T- Oh… TB- You’re president of nothing. TB- Your country is gone. T- No, no. The land still here. Solid foundation. You can rebuild. TB- Listen, I’m gonna kill everyone here… until there is no government.

TB- Am i understood? T- Technoblade, doesn’t this kinda make you a tyrant…? T- A form of government? TB- The ends justify the means, Tubbo. TI- Technoblade. T- Ahh… TB- It seems cruel in the short term, but in the long term TB- By preventing a system of government… preventing a fascist take over

TB- I want to point out something, Jschlatt was lawfully elected. TB- For all the stuff we say about him, at least he was elected. TI- Techno! TB- He might have been a war criminal… D- None of you were elected.

TI- Listen to me! TB- You voted for him, you guys just did a hostile takeover. TB- And then you’re like… You just seize power for yourselves. Q- He is right. He is right. TI- Techno, you were the traitor. D- Tommy, the traitor was Wilbur. TI- No.

PH- No, it was Techno. D- No, the traitor was Wilbur. TI- Tubbo, stay close. PH- Wilbur pressed the button. TB- That mad man, he actually TH- He did it. PH- He… he detonated the TNT. D- Well, the agreement me and Wilbur had

D- Is that no matter what, literally no matter what happens, he would detonate the TNT D- That was the agreement. TI- Is that what you said when he left? F- What!? D- Well just our agreement we had was that no matter what, he would… D- He would’ve detonate the TnT.

Q- What? D- And that’s why i was fine with surrendering I was fine with doing anything D- Because… in the end, chaos wins. W- I’ll see you all soon i guess. (laughs) I’ll see you all VERY soon on the DreamSMP. Tubbo… You’re president of a crater! Enjoy.

T- It’s not the first time i’ve had nothing. TI- Tubbo. TI- Anyone that was on our side for that, anyone that… is in Tubbo’s L’Manberg… TI- Join VC 2. T- Hello guy. F- All right. TI- Who’ve got here? TI- We have BigQ, Thunder, Fundy, ¿Phil? Philza… PH- Yeah.

TI- Nikki, Tubbo… i know… i don’t… this looks shitty. And this looks terrible TI- But look at what we still have. From the dawn… of the DreamSMP. F- Ooh… T- We have to… TI- We still have L’Mantree. Q- The tree! TI- And listen, Tubbo.

TI- Tubbo! As long as the L’Mantree is still alive, L’Manberg is still alive. TI- And it doesn’t matter if it’s blown to smithereens, If Techno kills everyone… TI- As long as WE still together… TI- Then L’Manberg lives on. So, Tubbo… TI- President Tubbo! We’ve got a lot of work to do.

T- Clean up service. E&PH- (laughs) TI- Holy shit. TI- I’ve got one last thing to do. Tubbo? T- Yeah? TI- Ah… T- Do you want me to go… listen to a disc? TI- I see… Ah… T- Let’s go to the bench. TI- I’ll see you all soon. PK- Bye! E- See you!

T- Bye! PZ- Bye man. T- Hey man! TI- Hey… TI- Tubbo, have you… have you noticed that from the beginning of this… TI- Before Wilbur, before everyone… TI- It was me and you… versus Dream. T- Versus Dream…? TI- And look at me. Just with those discs

TI- No matter what happens here, you know? if this is all blown up, if you have… TI- If you have a thousand men by your side. If you have all of the best pvp’s… TI- If Technoblade is twisted or not… TI- It’s me and you… versus Dream. T- Versus Dream.

TI- And i know that… I know shit looks rough right now but… T- It does… yeah. Yeah. TI- Yeah. T- Yeah. T- It’s definitely a new low for us. (laughs) T- It’s… yeah. TI- There’s a man that we should speak to. TI- Dream. D- Yeah. T- Hello Dream.

TI- You know this isn’t it? TI- Meet us in te bench, Dream. D- Uh… D- I think it’s pretty much it, i mean the whole thing is destroyed and… TI- Come to the bench, Dream. D- I… I feel pretty good. That went pretty much exactly how i thought it would.

TI- So… do you have… do you have the disc now, Dream? D- Umm… No. But i can easily get it. D- Skeppy is just keeping it safe for me so i have more room in my ender chest. TI- What do you get off Skeppy?

D- Um… I… I heard, I heard a little birdie told me they have a… they’re D- Going to do a planned stream where they’re going to burn it. D- That’s what i heard. T- Oh. TI- So… TI- Dream, you know no matter what… is us versus you here.

TI- You know we’ve got to get those discs back. D- Yeah. D- Good luck. T- Thank you! TI- No, no, no, no, no! T- Oh not again! TI- Holy shit… T- Oh… oh… oh nice… oh. TI- Uhhhh…

D- I mean technically this is part of L’Manberg, right? so it’s gotta get… blow up. TI- Oh, ow…. for fuck sake. T- Maaaaaan… D- You can fix it. TI- You’re just… You’re such a prick. D- Uuhh… am I? TI- Yes. T- Yeah, and you’re green man.

TI- And you’re green… what’s the deal with that? TI- That’s just a shit colour. It’s not welcoming. It’s the ugliest colour to you. TI- Get your ass away from me, Dream! It’s so unattractive… I would rather die. TI- I would… yeah! T- You don’t even go in the walls anymore.

TI- Go on Philza! Go on Phil… uh… T- Get back in the walls man… TI- Get back in the walls man… You’ve changed. You’ve changed. Fame changed you. TI- Yeah! T- Ow, holy crap. TI- Dream… can you leave us be? T- Can we please just listen to us chill?

D- Umm… sure. D- I’ve to… uh… People anyway. TI- You know what, Dream? TI- Why don’t you listen with us? T- Yeah. TI- For once, Dream if you still this… D- I won’t. TI- No one is going to like you. D- It’s fine. I won’t. T- That’s actually… TI- Twitter, Twitter…

TI- Everyone get… everyone get your hashtags pre-tweeted. T- Yeah your hashtags pre-tweeted. TI- That’s a three cause, listen TI- I know that shit’s only gonna get more wild from here. TI- Tubbo it’s the president, so many more men by our side. T- And Phil is here! TI- And Phil. But, listen… right now…

TI- Let’s just listen. D- This is… the start, Tommy. D- It may feel like the end but this is literally just the beginning. T- This is like the beginning of a new era. TI- Jschlatt’s gone… This is the disc i listened to with him and…

T- Yeah it is. TI- Now he’s gone for good. TI- (sighs) T- This is awesome. TI- It’s pretty cool… and you’re going like… this is pretty cool. (laughs) TI- I mean, i’m having a pretty good time. T- Yeah. Yeah I’d say so. TI- Really Sam? Come on man. Read the room here.

T- Read… (laughs) TI- Come on, Sam. T- Let everyone… Let everyone join in. T- It’s fine… TI- He’s just bargain… oh oh, oh no, oh no no, thank you. T- (laughs) T- o7. TI- Tubbo. Actually you’re kinda… TI- All right… okay… no, it’s okay. It’s fine. It’s fine. TI- We’ve got this, yeah?

T- Yeah. TI- Rebuild… your L’Manberg. T- My L’Manberg? TI- Because you’re the president now my friend. T- This is going to be exciting. TI- Maybe make yourself a new… yeah? D- Um… D- It’s… the war it’s over so… this is usually

D- When like new people are whitelisted, you know? Philza is on. TI- Yeah? D- Um.. so it’s two new people that are being added. T- Yeaaah! D- … right now but. D- He’s a little slow though so… TI- Two new… oh! AAAHHHH CONNOR!! T- AAAAAAHHHHHH TI- WHAT!? TI- NO WAY!! TI- LET’S GOO!!! (Clapps)