The NAUGHTIEST Minecraft Mods Ever

Good guys who hit a fat doobie up there what’s up everybody oh Jesus Christ that’s not good it’s a tornado in our sleep deprived mod pack video again it happens if you jump into it don’t do that Amanda hey everybody welcome back to sleep deprives mod pack uh Series

Where we make a mod pack we don’t know what’s in it we pay some little dweeb to make us a mod pack why am I moving why am I moving hey guys welcome to the your questionnn weather newscast today’s news I’m glad he’s gone he was the dead weight of this podcast so let’s have some fun without him hey guys I’m back what did you guys say while I was gone nothing oh we were we were really excited we said wow the most handsome awesome member of the podcast just died

Yes slack for four minutes they’re probably gonna have to cut that out you know I really hope no one called me the dead weight of the podcast because I don’t think I’m ready for that truth yet no one would ever say something like that I didn’t I didn’t hear that because like

I I would agree with you but it’s just I’m not ready to own up to that yet so well what are we gonna do this mod pack because we we always have some fun last time in these videos so I mean what what is there to do this time well you know I

Saw something over there with some like Lights 100 under the ocean yeah and it looks kind of chill well why don’t you go check that out all right see ya bye what uh I I think that might not yeah no no whoa what the [ __ ] is that what whoa time out time out

What what is that thing tornado oh wow I was slain by edgy unicorn what the [ __ ] is that hey I’m wearing the edgy unicorn can’t get me can you stop I’m really sorry about that I think maybe if we uh you know hadn’t hadn’t aggravated it then it wouldn’t

Have hurt us it seems like we’re on its Island you know maybe we get in this boat I just spawned in and we go somewhere else take us to St Louis man uh no thanks I think I’d rather go anywhere but St Louis oh Mika there’s something interesting on this block over

Here do you see it oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s Luigi I don’t like that is it dangerous is it hostile oh it’s hostile I don’t know guys jacket off in the back of my boat how do I turn off the [ __ ] weather a panda please

Stop jacking off in the back believe me I am trying my best do you see this oh my God we’re getting air right now do you ever uh in a video game you look down and you feel your stomach drop when you’re like falling from a high distance

Yeah I vomited two times already you guys know Mr Beast cured blindness I don’t think I don’t think he did that what is that thing oh my God what the [ __ ] this is my friend oh [ __ ] it’s Luigi careful start jumping this [ __ ] sucks dude break the [ __ ] edgy unicorns right at spawn

You should teleport to me I found a a new biome hey actually look at this oh burger oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] who is [ __ ] killing me I think it might be this little freak do we know him What the hell is that incredibly realistic fruit that just dropped oh wait you mean like this what the [ __ ] [ __ ] guys you guys gotta see this oh my God I gotta pick it up it’s like you gotta take a bite of that dude you gotta take a bite of that man yo

Share some of the moist critical right here here I go The Magic Burger anything happen regeneration four he should give that to people who go to his concerts that blows actually you see this come on man yes what is this thing oh [ __ ] that’s my buddy George hold on watch this why isn’t he doing anything he’s supposed to do stuff

Oh my [ __ ] God I love blowing [ __ ] up with this gun dude it is so fun Jesus man chill out with that you gotta you gotta cut that out man you’re not you went and you’re hungry am I the only one that’s being killed by these um stop stop my fellow Americans

I’ve just been dying today I and the [ __ ] edgy unicorn keeps trying to kill me afterwards I think I figured out the plot of this video guys I think we need to get schlatt a win okay you are [ __ ] who’s this I just called something in oh [ __ ] is it a care package

Can we get out of McDonald’s biome please why is there a mod okay dot Colin installed a mod that just switches the Crouch and run Keys did someone notice that run is now shift and Crouch is now control what the [ __ ] wait wait what’s over here this is how we

Could get Sly to win so that will conquer this place I do need a win oh wait a second no no no no I’m familiar no you guys think it’s the okay guys you do know that the last time we were here that girl just spawned in this structure

Like that’s not what this is for it’s not like a brothel or anything oh that’s where you’re wrong that’s where you’re wrong no look at this babe yeah I’m getting behind it here we go all right yeah oh damn you people suck man look slap we’re

Gonna get you a win man I’m giving myself some [ __ ] buku armor what is buku armor I don’t know I hear a cat oh and I uh keep it do you want one of these yeah no how are you not dying to that are you are we using the same weapon

I think we are okay just like we’re gonna get you a win man it’s Mario’s Castle there we go that could be a win that’s where Mario goes after he wins yeah go in there what is that what is that stop it stop it what what’s going on yes guys oh I missed

I’m so [ __ ] pissed none of you guys are taking this seriously somehow none of you are dying and I’m the only one who’s not having fun okay listen schlatt what if we uh what if we take a little trip McDonald’s [ __ ] kill it come with me schlatt I know what will cheer

You right up nice little McDouble you know uh 330 calories 22 grams of protein that is a really cost effect two dollars that is a great price it is a great price for the amount of protein is that it right there is that the McDouble it

Sure is sink your teeth into that slat right tell me where I don’t think you didn’t tell them that that water is that water is full of [ __ ] that’s that’s poop water how’s it taste ma’am I haven’t been able to taste it yet I need to kill

It first do you want me to like help yeah help me out help me out delicious it didn’t even spawn anything salt shaker so [ __ ] done with this you guys are all in creative mode no no no no no no that’s not that’s true then how didn’t happen well I think it’s because

Christ I have 52 coins so like what if we get you oh man just recording I’m so [ __ ] done with it already I’m sorry the [ __ ] edgy unicorn gets me every time I spawn in down there what the [ __ ] guys I’m resigning from sleep to Pride podcast no no no no

Look it’s not like a pepperoni thank you Jesus Christ let’s get out of this stupid [ __ ] biome that makes me wanna tear my eyes out with spoons and let’s [ __ ] try and beat the game yeah sure why do you look like that you look sick you look really cool

Yeah that’s right I’m leaving I’m leaving the podcast and I’m going out to live on my own because no one cares about me guys he has three holes we can stick Over Us in I really don’t want to participate in something like that but stop it you’ll have to find your own

Content because I’m out you’re not gonna use me for views anymore I’m done I know we have to do guys what man we have to create something that’ll impress schlatt to bring him back onto the podcast we need to make a little a little ride for him a little Emporium something

That’ll make him feel half and I’m not coming back unless I’m the happiest boy ever what if we really just like we fill it full of stuff that he loves we fill it full of stuff that he loves and we serve him check this out I bet he would like this right

Um he would like that probably not no probably not wait no he would really like this all right I got this institution right it’s his favorite place and we’re gonna fill it full of this whoa that’s gonna get him back right yeah that’s that’s gonna that’s that’s gonna get him back yep

All right slat we got something special for you man you do not done yet yeah we’re gonna cheer you up I’m busy oh for to me man oh my [ __ ] God I thought we removed that mod look it’s KFC oh it might be more than

That one I guess what the C stands for [ __ ] hate KFC man but no come in man trust me trustee doesn’t stand for chicken anymore what does it stand for stands for [ __ ] why not pandas the head was too bomb what can I say it was two Bob yeah that

Was our one chance there’s so many of them that’s it no no we can fix this can I take your order yeah do you want some chicken no no can I take your order please you guys screwed up I’m out go ahead I’m out oh what an exit song

Oh he saw me back he’s coming back [ __ ] you guys I’m out of here I’m out of here I’m done [ __ ] you I’ll be in this house over here having the time of my life excuse you uh Amazon Prime knock knock Amazon Prime is here flat listen I know how much you love

Real estate so I thought maybe the way we could make it up to you we could uh why don’t we take a tour of this property and see what you think it does it actually you know doubles as a radio station for when you’re like yeah it’s a question

I see a new tenant is moving in over there oh I didn’t want to live next to them oh come on what is he doing is he is he trapping a bunch of women in there just don’t worry about it the neighbors are a little weird but you’ll get used to him

You’ll warm up to him okay okay did you want to take a tour of the property I’ll take a tour of the property uh this is your patio um all right if you uh follow me downstairs uh yeah follow me downstairs uh this is actually this yeah this is actually the second floor

Okay you know we got uh guest room oh yeah oh there’s a there’s a revolver in here actually um that’s you know the last person who had this house actually sat down right here and used that revolver to uh uh move on I guess you could say um hold on there’s someone

The hot dog come outside don’t and uh over here we have the kitchen this is baseboard heating we could switch it to forced air if you want to make a little space what is that noise uh yeah I don’t know man what do you think is this kind of like is this gonna

Be enough to get you to to stay on the podcast well I mean how much is it it’s free it’s a gift on behalf of sleep yeah uh I guess I’ll take it okay great I’m very worried about the neighbor don’t worry about us us you’re in on this

We’re gonna need some blinds I think wait schlatt I actually know exactly what to do to drive down the property value of their house this is going to get them to move right now check this out hey guys oh hey man could I potentially interest you in the book of

Latter-day Saints you know what that is a band I’ve never heard of that all right what is it what is it important bacterial sludge what’s that guy is that the is that the saint is that the Latter-Day what the hell is he doing dude those are our babes why do I hear

Pickle Rick good morning honestly anyone’s best guess Panda are they using your voice lines no I guess I deserved it that time I’m very happy to say schlot that your new property completely withstood all of that wow would you uh would you consider this a win no I’m actually I still do

Not have any interest in being on this podcast so oh I’ll be on my way guys I’m shutting the patreon down too a panda I tried my best shot at opening up a fast food restaurant for him Mika tried giving him property I think it’s your turn man

I got this [ __ ] cause I don’t know what to do what is that what even is that I think that’s George Bush I know what to do show flat this schlatt where are you man I’m at spawn again I wonder why so a panda thought that he

Might be able to impress you with something today okay yep look at this there it is and if you if you don’t like that you might like this stop stop who is that guys you guys [ __ ] suck a panda we need your intellect man you always come with this creative [ __ ]

You’re like no pegging and you need to come up with something just [ __ ] blow him away oh oh I got it I got it okay oh no we got we gotta get we gotta get it ready okay this won’t work we just need to get it ready if this doesn’t

Work I’m gonna be really pissed off I might do this this will work I might do something awful if it doesn’t work right here here don’t don’t say anything I’m gonna spawn this right here and then yeah I think you’ll get a good idea of what we should make okay okay

So like you want to build what he said there no no no like maybe him like sitting in a throne with some Jenny’s are you guys still doing this because I I’m in the I’m I’m getting bored guys I’m bored this is a 1990s we hold a service for him yep guys

Which is my it’s a very nice Quirk and feature Doug we finally have something that’ll bring you back to the sleep deprived podcast man are you sure bring it flat okay uh you’re gonna wait on me now just give me 30 seconds yeah that’s right yeah that’s right you sure I’m gonna

Love this this is gonna bring you back oh it’s a sleep deprived pod we put a lot of effort into the schlot we think you’re really gonna like it okay this is the moment of truth because if I don’t like this I’m not coming back to the podcast okay the lad

Well Service my man [ __ ] god slat I just thought you know we could do a little Lord’s Prayer to put the god back in sleep deprived okay you know our father our heart in heaven no you’re not even [ __ ] the prayer up now this is The Lord’s Prayer we’re doing the Lord’s

Prayer okay our father Our Father which art in Heaven which art in heaven Hallowed be thy name Hallelujah come thy kingdom come I will be done as it is in heaven as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread daily bread and forgive us our trespasses and forgive us

Our trespasses as we forgive them that trespass against us and lead us not into temptation this this is some [ __ ] up version of Hail Mary Deliver Us from before us from evil son is the kingdom for power and the glory oh my God forever and ever for amen amen what do

You think so you trapped a bunch of girls hey these are funny dude I I don’t even know I don’t even know what to say man say yes yes to what that I’m coming back after this you think this is what would get me get me a Christian let’s let’s [ __ ]

[ __ ] over his religion and not take it no no no no no you don’t that’s not even how the prayer goes but I Googled the Lord’s Prayer What’s called the Hail Mary we could do the Hail Mary you want to do the Hail Mary oh my God

What oh my gosh sorry what the [ __ ] are you doing all right yeah before you go before you go look at this look at this [ __ ] up no [ __ ] up Panda why did you bring him here I thought he would like him no you guys [ __ ] up what are you doing over there

What is that no schlatt whoa whoa whoa buddy whoa yeah that’s right see how much you like it huh how about this here’s my God oh my God be careful yeah I spawn herobrine guys I’m sorry why isn’t she sucking me off you guys are totally [ __ ] my day up I’m just

Standing here erect well if she’s not sucking my dick who’s gonna um and then maybe I’ll come back I know I don’t she’s waiting even Herobrine’s just watching me so Mika What’s it gonna be I mean it’s the only way we get it’s the only way I’m coming back I mean does it have to be me yeah it’s getting hot in here Mika guys don’t leave me here I think we’re

Gonna go record so hard I’m so hard and I can’t do anything about it guys we gotta go record a party no no no no no don’t leave me here save me and I’ll come back and I’ll come back on the podcast after everything we’ve been through I think maybe I will save

Schlatt oh oh wait are you oh oh oh there’s not ever oh [ __ ] I’m so conflicted I’m so conflicted oh oh oh wow is this how you’re supposed to do it oh oh hello Foreign