The New Funniest Minecraft Mod Ever

The size changer mod is hilarious all of us were completely different sizes which was just so funny also most people find my videos annoying so if you enjoy then please subscribe subscribing is free and everyone that has subscribed thank you like oh oh my god enjoy this video hello you’re so small oh I’m not this is our very first minecraft house look at the old man up there in his basement oh my god i fell down I have a band idea called alvin and the chipmunks fellas you two are the smallest so you should contribute the most respect your elders [ __ ] [ __ ] you big man what are you gonna do what are your hands respect your elders punch them phil phil drown them suffocate him i’m leaving sorry phil

Yeah yeah and i’ll see you later quackity come with me phil has any games on his phone is look at him jogging he only loses weight i’m a twitch streamer yeah yeah can i see your id please i’m so sorry i didn’t order a drink

I can reach for so far where is massive filter Wait guys i think i know how i can find you how oh that’s [ __ ] weird man you hit puberty quick Leave There’s more over here no don’t get in there because you can’t this is called hey tommy check this out this is called black market shipping guys I don’t know if i can get away with that one we don’t know are you back small again yeah but i got i got knocked into a hole it’s a two block deep hole Oh [ __ ] i’m so tiny at the adventuring venue oh tommy i was knocked down here by a creeper oh tommy oh my god you just you’re smaller than it oh you’ve got a sign in everything we should get you out of there you’re crawling just watch out there’s this massive

[ __ ] man with size 12 feet and he might stand on you he has to get special made shoes from clarks thank you you’re right i’m being shipped to russia as we speak step into my office step into my home please i’ll attempt to because i’m quite large

Phil please don’t break my walls just take a seat i can’t get in well thank you for stepping into our office uh we have an interview to give you we’ve got a bit of an issue with your size phil all right we’ve been we’ve been talking to you about this

Twitter’s not gonna like that one got a bit of an issue with your size i’m gonna sit on the windowsill and be adorable right am i eating too much bread please give me your bread wait that worked just chasing me right we’re really small and weak i’m thinking maybe we do

Quackity we just make a nest and we get them to bring us things like little baby birds bill you’re gonna be my [ __ ] soon can i turn the [ __ ] rain off please yeah and now the mobs will burn too why don’t i burn you should i i shouldn’t actually well

This world doesn’t belong to big people anymore you know what big big you if you were born in the 1800s you would be burned for your size probably would are you underground phil yeah dig up we’re playing a game now phil spot me i’m looking at you phil i’ve seen you

Climb up you’re playing a spot i’m looking right at you phil i’m to your left right you’re looking right at me you’re looking directly at me phil you’re behind the horse have a look behind the horse man are you wait you’re on the horse hit the horse again look at me ready

Come over to us a minecraft i want a pony for christmas and i want it now you son of a [ __ ] give me a pony this is this oh you’re killing my pootie stop stop you’re killing my pony the [ __ ] is wrong with you coming out of the house up filter i

Found a [ __ ] i found a [ __ ] right here and it’s my size literally don’t touch it don’t touch it no don’t i’m going to kill the car i found a ruined portal oh we need to sit in there we need time i’ve got a place where we can be free

And live together i’ve made a nest they’re little ones practice on bird language we will have to be birdies come to the nest big queue hi i have a better home first check this out get up here yes we are little credits and we require a food immediately

Please bring us food father and and tommy no no call me sir [ __ ] you’re the foodie carl wilbur that’s my meeting yo [ __ ] yo [ __ ] bring me some [ __ ] food i would like to get [ __ ] [ __ ] you are a literal child in this game i am looking for local russian

Hello i heard you talking about women that’s [ __ ] you know that [ __ ] i love [ __ ] all over the food place can you come clean it i don’t want to work for you two anymore you’re too small listen to me if you were in the you would be regarded as a

Witch and drown oh you hit me [Applause] so very black uh sorry to interrupt uh me hungry sorry uh i’d like to i’d like to uh excuse me excuse me i don’t feed ugly people if you don’t uh fix this i am going to be talking like this

Oh no no you do the same thank you also me looking for milfie children there aren’t any hot women in your local area please [ __ ] you so [ __ ] what’s a [ __ ] point oh you’ve got a friend you’ve got a playdate you’ve got a playdate So which school do you go to my other friends are looking you’re not a milf are you [Laughter] bill phil i’m gonna die to this child one half a heart effort and then i retreat into my [ __ ] bucket okay come with me come with me let’s go

Get you some food hey phil you’re you’re a you’re a you’re a freak i guess you’re not getting any food from me then that’s fine oh no can you speak cute to him wilbur hello i want you to be i made my new house that is acceptable i like it needs

You know what you just did spiderman i can literally give you the nicest house you’ve ever lived in you’re ready for this big ready Can you help us make a bit of a house here please [ __ ] up get them here get the [ __ ] out of here he doesn’t know we’re albumin the champions oh this is so hard to do anything because this is so difficult Stop it it isn’t fun it’s scat man’s world phil you actually don’t fit in this bed at all it’s working i’m in it yeah but your legs are just floating look at you in the barbecue do you need me to tuck you in get the [ __ ] to bed okay okay

You sew your little little tiny boy hands can you build this could you place this blocky oh i’m sorry i know you contracted me to build this house but i’d appreciate if you don’t patronize me please i’m sorry i’m so sorry i’m so tired have you got a slab so you could just

Stand on it go slightly higher tommy come see that yeah tommy can i give you the grand tour tommy yes this is the you entrance i don’t fit so tommy this is how we let you into it oh oh belly oh [ __ ] oh how you doing up there phil can i move yeah

Yeah yes it is how are you quackity how are you today i’m a bad [ __ ] okay yeah tommy do you have any games on your phone i have this fireball Be funny okay i’m drowning phil yeah i’m drowning you i can’t breathe but you’re like moving the waterslide We got these scars [Laughter] slide what you don’t know what the [ __ ] slide is oh wait no you oh wait no you mean from don’t hit me man hey we got tacos in the shape of circle i don’t want none of that food around me i’ll tell you that much

I ain’t scared of you 19 19 democrats hates on me yes [ __ ] what the [ __ ] don’t shoot me man holy [ __ ] he’s [ __ ] coming i fell in some ways high water tommy i’m sorry for mugging you please can you get me out of here i know that oh my wife what about you

You can relate to me can’t you i can’t no i’m i’m very much a child holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you told me we’re speed running did you not see i’m too small i’m too small they can’t get me tommy look i’m just going to go straight up to the blaze

I must oh oh hold me in it it’s me mr horse i’d like to have a conversation with you hey wait are you controlling the horse no i am the horse wait how wait how are you controlling the horse i don’t speak to horses women and horses wives unless they’re

You know hot i would like to have sex with you Oh you’re a fraud you’re just a baby on a horse guys i want to go back i’m homesick i miss home and i’m sick oh no this is too this is too small i can’t fit through this loose [ __ ] ugly man wait wait how do we get out by the way what’s the

Did we just call him ugly and fat in the same sentence let’s continue building our own so what’s it like being a person that isn’t as hot as me do you see him over there big q from day bloody one they’ve just been telling us what to do they’ve been boss good they

Destroyed our home they made us come and build this big one for them they used us as slaves big you so big you i have an idea come with me i have an idea too we make child labor laws one step one step at a Thank you i’ve got something for you i’m gonna pass you this what is this now we’re gonna join their group and when i say go i want you to right click it okay and then i need you to go back wild okay and then we can make the child labor laws yes

As long as we still don’t know nobody hey hello look at me we’ve had enough of your [ __ ] me and quacky have had a meeting what do you mean we had a lovely time what we’ve had it up to here with you and so i’ve been developing a system to

Finally take you guys down from the inside so that you guys won’t be able to take all the credit for beating the ender dragon without us filter and tommy in it bounty or leviathan no oh my god what have you done what have you done what have you done the trail he’s left

Holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] to destroy you what the [ __ ] and i am also ready to make child labor laws well but we’ll get on top of this mountain with me you can’t reach us surely okay okay let’s get to the mountain hey hey freak hey ugly why don’t you pick on

Someone your own size big brave thank you quality look at me can you see me you are supposed to exact child labor laws no no you definitely weren’t supposed to do no please don’t reenact child labor laws that would be really that’d be really bad no you gotta pay me

For it i work very hard no no don’t child labour’s definitely a wrong just a generally wrong thing holy [ __ ] oh my god [Applause] that’s why we need child labor laws okay oh my god little man do you know how to work does your body work

What the [ __ ] oh are you familiar with basic labor no no what does that mean very thin [ __ ] little man no no no no not me not me not me no listen to me we won and so the children won and them and the men died who was the real winner the milfs

[Laughter] the smash like smash likes