THE NEW NETHER UPDATE… | Minecraft – Part 9

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to Minecraft I am very tired but that’s not gonna detract from my experience in Minecraft today because I have quite the adventure for you let me tell you that I’m not gonna tell you that I don’t know what’s gonna happen I

Never know what’s gonna happen with these things they just kind of turn out the way they do I have no wood I don’t have anything everything’s still on fire good listen I may still be a little bit bitter about the fact that I had to start over from the previous adventure

However I will not let that stop me because I am better than the sum of my parts not entirely sure what that means but as it stand what just let’s see him what can break box while I’m inside here what is that can help alright whatever it doesn’t matter it’s

Not important the only thing that’s important is getting into this nether and exploiting it for all the resources that it Duff can what is that sound what the hell is happening I know that trees degrade when they get chopped down but why is you do that I don’t know and it

Doesn’t matter I’m gonna make pants ha ha boots and I’m gonna leave my torso fair so that they can see my rippling abs when I come for them and destroy them I’m gonna use the last of it to make a sward see this way they can see

The emblazoned em on my shirt and they know that doom-doom is coming for them and I’ll keep the food keep the bucket just in case and then I’m gonna get in there we’re going to the nether I spent all this time getting a new area so that

I could get into the nether and then I would be able to make the things that I need to make I’m gonna bring some wood just in case and bring some stone and some wood I don’t know why but just in case I need to make a pickaxe for any

Reason so I’m gonna go in here and I’m gonna take full advantage where am I I don’t know it’s okay no I won’t fall like an idiot I’m gonna go into this nether and I’m gonna find the new nether stuff because if I don’t find the new nether stuff then it would make

Everything that I’ve done to get to this point irrelevant and I shall not have that I shall not tolerate that why am I here I don’t have ladders or nothing alright whatever we’re gonna traverse this in the nightmare hellooo Lava Falls okay there’s some kind of a land down there that might be

Helpful there’s probably uses for all these nether materials that I’m not a hundred percent familiar with but in the meantime I don’t really know what they are well that looks like something I don’t exactly know what that is a lava flowing down there hey hey poufy all right ie I’m not good at

Constructing stairs on the fly all right whatever it’s probably easier to find a way back up than it is to create one going down okay perfect all right that’s good enough for me hey buds how you doing hey all right you do good you have fun you do good what is

That and what is that whoa okay well that’s different I don’t know what that’s all about but it’s kind of different I like different difference good almost ran into that if I fall into the lava and I’m on a ragequit I just want to say that straight up I don’t

Think I can tolerate it I’m just gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna freakin bail what is this ooh black stone interesting and you are basalt I already knew of a basalt they think I’m not sure why is it all foamy what are you Oh didn’t know don’t like

That no are you coming to me are you coming to me are you coming for me oh you better not become of me hey buddy you you try you come you come for me you get the Thunder oh yeah oh you pathetic little baby oh you

Slinky I don’t like you I don’t like you at all I’m not sad that I had to kill you I’m not set that is love that is looking lush okay well this is weird and there’s a lot more strange geometry what are you you hairy person what are how are you

Walking on the lava I can’t do that why is there one cobblestone right there none of this makes any sense oh it’s hell I’m literally in hell and also the ambience is kind of creepy I’ll help Lexi escaping the music nice and high so that we can hear it all its

Glory but not too high listen you know Anna ruined people’s listening experience now do you know maybe that might be too quiet oh you never know with these things right don’t do it you’ll die don’t you’ll die no you’ll die oh why are you didn’t die whatever you slinky person

Slinky dude ah I don’t know many insults that aren’t based on curse words you poop sniffer I’m never gonna be able to find my way back I am never in the history of forever ever going to be able to find my way back I’m never gonna be able to find my

Way forward actually for that matter hope oh well this was a waste of time I gotta get down there but then will I be able to get back up you know that’s a problem for a future me to solve I’ve got water and if I’ve seen any MLG

Tricks it’s that there’s a way to jump from high places with a bucket of water and stop yourself from falling I’ve seen it was that a radiation thing it’s too late to worry about that oh god that’s all my stuff look I’m not an idiot but I’ve seen that before people have

Done that haven’t they done that they’ve done that I know but I see Why didn’t anyone stop me didn’t anyone stop number one I thought it wasn’t high enough to die instantly and number two I thought I could actually do this thing why did no one stop me no one stopped me no you all just watched your watched as I did that to

Myself why would you let me do that to myself I don’t blame Lake seeing at all I don’t blame lik cioud but why would you all watch me as I do that to myself could you let me be that stupid alright I’ll be back okay I actually

Have ladders this time I need food oh no I don’t have any food am I gonna be able to get my stuff back oh my is it even gonna be there when I get there if I get there I don’t really know how to get there hey bud you like my staircase ah

How do I get there what are you no no why would you what no hey what you get you go away you die quick oh that’s why you die quick I need to go find my stuff I think I jumped down somewhere nearby the vicinity of here’sh all right which way

Is my stuff still there please tell me it is and an Enderman is there I don’t know why that is but that’s okay don’t disappear my stuff my stuff don’t disappear I’ll be very dumb of you almost as dumb as someone jumping off with the full confidence of doing the

Trick they’ve never done before almost I gotta make it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh no no no no no This feels like hell this is hell hell why don’t I just get the bamboo there’s so much bamboo I could make so many sticks okay I have ladders again I’m going for it maybe my stuff will still be there hi why are you here why are you here go

Away I don’t know if it’s like the lack of sleep that is causing me to have errors in judgment I do not do anything intentionally well no that’s actually that’s a lie everything I do is intentional except the accidental stuff all right is my stuff still there yes

Something is still I don’t know which of my stuff is still there but something is clearly still there come on go down go down oh okay okay and then it’s this all the way down come on hit it Oh God yikes yikes yikes hole Yates ho ho ho

There’s my pants it’s my pants come to me pants okay taking stock of everything all right we’re back in business baby everything is looking up for me everything’s looking on the up-and-up hey whoa what do you think you’re doing a way you came from aways okay no no no

And then oh yeah thank you oh no you don’t know you don’t know no no just no I got an axe there but I already have an axe I’m good how about no how about a big old nope on that one aye sir gotta be so much gosh darn lava

I mean I haven’t died from the lava but you know I still don’t you’re oh it’s big ok Andy I’m not looking at you I don’t know why you’re here oh there’s a couple of you but I ain’t messing with you yeah oh don’t come to me I don’t know

What this is what is all this what is this scooshy scooshy scooshy weird let’s see what this is old warped warp bloc twisting vines warped roots warped fungus sure okay bunk I don’t know what that was about some kind of glowstone thing shroom light shroom light from my room light

Room light from a shroom light okay I got vines lots of vines why didn’t I come here why did I decide to go into the nether was a good idea why did I sign that this was worth all the pain and suffering that I’m currently feeling

Why did I need any of this it’s probably some very specific use for all of this that I can’t be bothered to understand that I under man really close to me oh no no I say no no hey stop no go away I don’t like you

Alright anyway I’m out of here this was not worth it this is not none of this was worth it ow tbh not worth it not gonna lie konna sucks not gonna lie nether not gonna get a good review on Yelp God can tell you that I don’t know if there’s

Like nether diamonds or something to find but I don’t care they can’t help me if I’m dead so I’m leaving and I’m not coming back for a while because this was stupid of me to come here really dumb I don’t think the gold is worth why is

There so much gold gold is like next to useless unless it’s not I can’t even mind it and I’ve ironed this is a harsh reality that I’m currently facing it’s a bunch of yikes what I gotta say about that it’s a bunch of Yipes that’s what I gotta say and I’m

Saying it loud and I’m saying it proud what do I do about the rooms dude I don’t even know I don’t even know about these weird asparagus things I’ll put a shroom light in my room light and that’ll be it huh can I can you I can’t oh my god mMmmm

How about right there mm-hmm that’s nice or whatever there’s been a trip I got to tell you this has been a there’s been a doozy of a trip mmm okay so we got a bunch of crocodiles and didn’t really help me none so what I

Gotta do is I gotta go back to what I know and that’s getting Diamond because that’s what I’m good at I’m good at finding diamond and when I find diamond I’m good at getting diamond I’m gonna get diamond I’m good at it’s keeping diamond when I keep diamond I’m

Good at diamond you ask any man about what diamond all about this they say me that’s what they say in response to that they go like oh yeah no that was they say oh yeah yeah yeah you want diamond oh you go to mark he knows all right I’m

Going to find a diamond oh my god it didn’t break oh my god I didn’t bring extra anything I didn’t bring an extra pickaxe I didn’t bring extra sticks I didn’t bring extra wood so that I could build anything like another crafting table down there I didn’t do anything I’m so unbelievably

Stupid okay I got wood I’m so happy for myself I’m so proud of what I’ve done and what I have accomplished I have wood oh hello oh hello oh hello oh hello oh hello okay hey how you doing I know I was saying hello ow

Who would do such a thing to me do not kill me do not no no no no no no ow please not like this not like this not like this oh hey I don’t get that what is this there we go done okay okay that’s what spawns the things where oh

My oh my oh my oh my I need you tired before I do Oh whoo hey why don’t you just die what laughed at me wait what just laughed at me what just laughed at me you what is laughing there’s got to be iron in one of these I just need to

Get iron I got a bow apparently a lot of spiders stuff spider dude this is all there’s diamonds Oh baby oh baby okay I don’t know what’s laughing at me and I don’t care so long as it doesn’t bother me so all I need some iron

Oh my god I don’t like that I don’t know what’s happening okay there’s more so someone’s doing something they shouldn’t be doing oh hi Joe it’s a witch oh that’s not good okay I’m gonna kill you you’re gonna die killed witch okay this is great you know

Why cuz I already have what I need do not come to me oh this is this is behind-the-scenes duplicitous miss if ever there was one what’s that hi Oh God who stop it okay in the heat of battle ain’t no one do like I do we’re so close

Oh my goodness this is a bounty of riches I just can’t screw this up I just can’t screw it up that is all I can not oh hey I’m not looking at you at all oh this is a bounty what is bountiful this is everything I could

Have wanted at this moment and then in record time I the Great and Powerful markiplier oh I got it I got it guys I got it I do mine three I have three I got it give okay it’s fine okay cool we’re good give okay we’re fine there were six I

Have six we’re good baby we’re good there’s more over there there’s lava underneath it I should be careful about that I will be careful about that but we’ll be very careful about that ooh I’ll be so careful about that you know how careful I’m gonna be about that so

So careful oh yeah Oh baby okay so there’s nothing beneath me I got to remember that there’s nothing beneath these diamonds I think but if I can somehow yeah yeah yeah yeah build underneath it oh yeah yeah you burn you burn baby you burn oh you burn yes yes yes I have learned

The techniques of the Masters I am a master of minecraft mine master as they call me and look upon me and weep at my many thymus oh my goodness yes oh my oh yes let’s get rid of this garbage let’s get rid of the garbage here Chucky into

The beyond don’t chuck me into the beyond you’re chucking me into the beyond I don’t like that I don’t like that my iron good thing that was not my diamond good thing I thought I thought I thought it’s okay it’s alright it’s okay it’s all good baby it’s good idea it’s

Okay okay I think I spied one more yeah I did I certainly did that’s a pork chop all right whatever oh just the one oh you sure you sure just the one oh come on baby you gotta be nicer to me than that this is what I deserve this is what I

I mean I I don’t want to have like be too like I told you so oh hey hey yeah you’ve burned I don’t want to be – I told you so to the universe but I do extremely deserve this I’m gonna go back up but I will remember

This area and I will come back down and I will get all the bounties and all the riches that are here with my name on it all here for me I know this we all know this we all know that this is here for me and I’ve done this and we’re back

All seems worth it now I’m done eight beautiful diamond and a diamond pickaxe this is incredible this is everything I could have asked for them this is everything I deserve and I do I do deserve this this is earned by me for me because I’m beautiful so thank you everybody so much for

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