The NEWEST Minecraft Update

Oh wow this game looks so fun and just like a blast to play with friends i could even stream it make a video i don’t know who’d click it though um oh my god are those pixels this new minecraft update is absolutely crazy what’s up my goop group in this

Video i got a bunch of friends together and we went absolutely feral in this viking survival game it was so hilarious so much crazy stuff happened so many stay stay funny moments stay stay so make sure to watch watch watch time watch the whole watch and before we start the video make sure

To go down below hit that subscribe button make sure you’re a sub slimer and let’s just get right into it Appreciate it i thought you were shirtless i’m sick of seeing that i gotta stop wearing this shirt cause it it it calls attention to my my lack of any and all nipples which i have i am actually shirtless right now but it’s not tos because i’m just like a sheet of skin

So twitch try and ban me you know try and ban me near before the power of pee wee oh hang on b we you’re looking kind of sexy today have you taken a liking to pee-wee let me see that let me see that bee-wee i’m not that kind of pee-wee

You must take me upon three dates first says meet me my parents okay okay okay okay come with me come with me we’re gonna go on three minutes really quick you must not accompany us into the woods we are going to have sex this is way i thought you were like

Really already on our first date yes i just did not want to look like a like a [ __ ] in front of them should i have pvp on or off i think i think technically on no wait hang on let me one sec one sec bam all right here we go now now

Now you’re free to go now you’re free to go oh oh oh first oh man is this much is this much blood normally guys is that what we must leave so i wasn’t here i guess for if you guys were doing any like resource [ __ ] but uh what is this

And why is it chasing after us oh it’s a little goblin there’s no no the goblins just kind of show up if you hit him with this horde she lights him on fire it turned into goblin goo for me yeah you’re gonna you’re gonna need to tell

Me how to get any of these things actually because i do not know combo you must lead us into battle oh god here he goes again don’t listen don’t listen to him come on he’s he’s gonna he’s gonna take you into the into the woods and he’s gonna beat the [ __ ] out

Of you combo tell me your secrets combo how did you come to a choir such a magnificent tool okay one second see this tree here classic plastic oh i see every time you’re struck down you forget a small part of your abilities and drop your belongings that was

Probably the sex hang on watch this listen we’ve tried this several times i can’t i’m gonna combat log we’ve tried several hundred times hey that dude that’s that’s what that’s what a man who about is about to get crushed by a tree which is yeah stupid idiot

So what is actually our goal here well okay well that’s been achieved what’s the second goal i don’t know that’s all i wanted you want to settle down settle down maybe charlie here here’s our goal come here okay this out this is wild whoa

I feel like i just i feel like i just incited a curse yeah so that’s the first boss i think so we need to get there well connie if i’m not mistaken it’s right this way let’s go get him i’m building a house listen listen yaako listen to settle down we

First need to uh we first need to prove to this wildlife that we’re superior so i think we beat the [ __ ] out of the first boss and make him build a house i found the first boss here it is i i’m waiting for me that’s it that’s a deer

That’s a deer and do you think he knows that that’s actually just a deer ah i don’t know if we can i don’t know combo combo just gotta do that sometimes hey you wanna you wanna stop dude why is this your dick yeah dude i do but i wanna do it passionately

And without any humor sorry to make a joke out of our love no sorry peewee i just want to be held is that so wrong Okay is there actually a first boss we can [ __ ] up i want to go punch yeah there is i’m i’m walking towards him right now i believe it’s this way ah to be rolling around the planes with biwe like that like the times of old hahaha beewee look at me you are rolling

Be wonderful be we i’m i’m i’m rediscovering uh joy in a in a cold primal world that is beautiful that is beautiful roll with me pee wee i don’t i don’t know how to roll will you teach me slungus oh i’m doing it i hey listen first rule first rule 11 bro

Uh whatever the hell you’ve got on right now i don’t know don’t know what’s going on there you need that off you need that off to be in love you have to be naked do you feel the wind do you feel the wind do you feel it

Hey bee wee bee wee this guy’s kind of a freak i say we get out of here we’re gonna defeat the boss with sexual tension yeah is do you think that won’t work i feel like the the sexual tension is strong enough to be undefeated that’s where i’ve been

Leveling up the most lately so yeah i think that’s the best play is your health the thing in the bottom left because mine says seven oh yeah that means you’re almost dead uh be weak do you want a little bewee berry yes you must go on without me run combo run

Run run combo it’s all right guys i’m going to beat the boss for you your sacrifice will not be forgotten what do you mean my sacrifice what are you trying to imply what are you trying to imply i’m gonna destroy this boss that’s gonna be awesome i found him i

Found him it’s a seagull it’s a secret get him [ __ ] dude he got away [ __ ] oh so we need to we need to all it says we need to offer something to it i think we uh i think we call it quits we couldn’t kill the seagull of legend

Um i’ll try your best which our best and you know what that’s okay peewee i have returned this is your this is your uh this is your task to redeem yourself you must defeat that creature that lurks that chases i shall do it the nine realms are not ready for bewing

Okay great job biwi uh get it you just don’t get hit b we oh it’s running it’s fleeing biweek yes it flees from my power it doesn’t stand a chance i am i am too large last blow last ball biwi send it home take it sending him back to back to valhalla

What do you guys always make me feel insecure biwi that’s just your own that’s just your own uh insecurities bro that you’re magnifying right now i’m not it’s not that’s not us that’s you that’s on you man can i start a forest fire no yo forest fire

See this is this is this is the kind of stuff that worries me about you biwi what you brought it up we say which no we try and say things we try and say things uh you know like like like education and government and you go blah

I don’t want that i try to say let’s make a house let’s figure out agriculture you go blah i say forest fire all of a sudden you’re all over it biwi well baby baby wants to see the forest up in flames what do you want from me

Why is why are your needs so dangerous i simply want the want the forest to burn hot as my loins i can’t help but notice uh we went out on a little bit of a quest okay we’re holding up our end um but we come back dude and there’s not

Even a house what’s going on man what’s the deal with that huh buddy yes bro what the [ __ ] [Laughter] how shall we vanquish our enemies if our house is like not [ __ ] here bro what is this walmart thor dude it burns so bright

It is it is so hot i like to watch it burn i wonder how it tastes beewee i would like to taste it right there right there peewee oh how did he do that how did he do that how how i i i i i’m at a loss my house is gonna have

Drugs and it’s gonna be awesome yo i’m about to live with combo for reasons guys are gonna do too many drugs and die yaakov let’s live in a regular house where we do things like i don’t know eat meat i think we have to do like a thatched roof but we’re not

Doing it very well used to minecraft don’t understand i don’t understand my i’m not even building on a grid this this this minecraft mod is not absolutely hilarious at all it is only mildly hilarious this cannot be uh okay yeah it still is not actually letting us use the crafting station so i

Guess that this does not count as a roof gumbo i think we should take off our parents for research purposes can you believe it i’m so glad we aren’t living with those deviants okay this is like a really funky house we have here but i think we’re just gonna have to

Kind of roll with this does that does that qualify that qualifies that qualifies we got a heartbeat a deer we’re eating tonight yeah we’re eating schmeaf yeah oh [ __ ] you oh it didn’t die it didn’t die it didn’t die it didn’t die it didn’t die [ __ ] yakko i lost our deer bro

Actually i kind of don’t kill it don’t kill it i like it i like it he’s with me [ __ ] he’s with me now i don’t think he’s with me yeah he’s with paul oh that sucks i don’t want to be here when slumbus goes fury combo i’m gonna need you to hit tab

Real quick combo i’m gonna need you to cross the swords combo you better [ __ ] run you better [ __ ] run you better run don’t even get yeah you don’t even engage with a bit you just run away it’s all you do combo you always just run away

Come on you’re kind of being a [ __ ] right now i’ll be honest oh no it’s not i need a bow and a hero dude i need a bow and arrow this is not going to happen what’s the board call again what’s the board call hit me with it hit

Me with it i’m going to make him come to me Dude i really want to find this [ __ ] deer that’s like eluded me for years now i i lost it i found it i thought that it’s by the house of it i deserve all i got i love this is so [ __ ] sad all right i did get enough though to make

I still can’t make a bow you should hit that boar running straight towards you no he’s he’s a friend of mine i’m gonna kill it what’s his name uh well i guess it doesn’t matter anymore i’m just like collecting wood i don’t i don’t know what to do in most survival

Games so i just go feral and eat things yeah well we know here that we have to beat the boss right i’m just gonna collect things and bring them to you so that you can use these things and we can beat the boss teabagging in this game is so slow and uncomfortable

Just do it just do it just do it yeah i just i think that we just need to get clothes and then we can fight the first boss because i want to fight the first boss i want stuff i don’t know what i can

Do i’ve got a bow now so i’m going to go prowling around for deer and see if i can get us some more leather i actually get one oh i hit one dude good job i’m so proud of you gnarly bro what’s going on guys this is a free baby

Oh you know just pillaging the land what’s up with you oh is he starting fires again yeah we’re breaking down someone’s home oh you can’t do that that’s illegal who’s going to stop me no mighty biwi oh that’s good that’s a good point where

Is it where is it where is it bro i’m gonna beat the [ __ ] out of this house dude i’ve been looking to let off some steam yes bro i’ve been really i’ve been really down back i’m gonna stop getting on my nerves oh oh [ __ ]

Man you really got you got a lot going on huh i don’t want to talk about it let’s just beat this house to [ __ ] oh yeah bee wee i’m so pent up i’ve got so much rage and anger in me yeah that’s why your bird is hot that’s definitely what i meant also

This is the last structure b when we break this when we break this is all coming down be we oh yeah it’s all coming down peter you don’t need to listen to your stepdad man no he’s stupid he’s stupid dude he’s that’s more [ __ ] better oh it didn’t it didn’t fall down

B we checked this out check this out oh that’s it i i missed i know you did your best and that’s what no this is so awkward dude i can’t believe b we saw that i’m gonna go in the woods for five years all right oh wait why don’t they you’re

Gonna stop me or what if what a [ __ ] weirdo no why would i stop you you just missed that shot that was stupid all right i guess i’ll you missed a shot charlie he missed a [ __ ] shot he’s just he’s dude he’s alive he was like he’s lying bro

Hey guys hey guys this [ __ ] this [ __ ] idiot no no no no no no no no i didn’t know i didn’t know i didn’t did they did it oh he’s telling one of his lies he was telling one of his biggest fruits again he’s fibbing bro I just hit such a cool shot bro do you believe me oh come on oh come on that was such a cool shot that was such a cool shot that you hit dude that’s it b where you better beware man what are you gonna do what are you gonna

Do shoot the ground next to me [ __ ] piss baby yeah it’s gonna feel real bad when my arrows all go whizzing by you yelled piss baby baby what will i do crieth [ __ ] if thy pants come with me haps guys guys guys guys i found a bee’s nest i

Stepped in it i stepped in it they like me a little too much should i shoot the bee’s nest and see what happens what’s going on i’m i did in fact miss the bee’s nest [Laughter] so this guy donated and said keep shooting the beehive so i’m gonna do that

It says it’s too hard how is it too hard it’s bees oh it broke i got honey honey’s the free browser i’m sorry about what happened i’ve trained in the wilderness for this moment be we stand there cross your swords be we i will show you how i’ve grown

Thomas you’ve trained for this moment i feel the wind in my hair i feel the direction of it i lick my finger It’s good three miles north east i adjust my aim accordingly Oh my god i didn’t actually think i’d do it i didn’t think i thought it was just gonna be a funny bit or like i missed but like i’m pretty proud of this i’m taking all your stuff dude it’s all mine now let’s go dude wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait no no no no no no no four miles my [ __ ] game my [ __ ] game freeze framed when you pulled back your club and i was just like oh all right guys here’s what i’m thinking here’s what i’m thinking i’m thinking we get some we get some hide uh from

Deer you guys put some beds in this house we sleep until morning we get some hide we gear up and we beat the [ __ ] out of that first boss what do you say oh bee wee oh bee wee what’s this oh bee wee is that is that meat right over here

By this unclaimed bed how did you oh sure surely and now we close the door and then we close the door i gotta make a door hang on [ __ ] you knock off the door don’t let him leave what are you doing what are you trying

To do oh biwi why don’t you take a why don’t you lay down with me take a big bite of that meat and lie down with me and go to sleep be we don’t you want to sleep it’s been so long how could i say no to this

Let’s go let’s get this going slung as [ __ ] yeah well i’ll wake up in unison awesome let’s do this back to trading okay um guys here’s the plan for the day we got to get lots of leather this antlers are branches of iron they crack the rocks and bring down

Mountains his hooves are the sound of thunder his voice howling gale that’s what it says for this first oh yeah they they they say two they say two deer trophies we need we have we have blues wait do you have one i have one right now we have one in the chat well

We have three i have one oh well then we have enough money okay why don’t we why don’t we gear up a little a little more and then like i want i want leather armor probably would be good for longest i will attack the enemy the enemy is

Behind you you’re hitting me right biwi are you okay dude the enemy shall be slain i think you hit your head Now he is just now he’s gone from b we to ben to ben wings So sad hey slimgest you like my house yeah actually it’s just a really nice reasonable house i’m out it would be a shame if it were to burn down in the night Hey hey do not do that i built this for so long it’d be a shame if it were to burn down in the night and no one was being real no one was able to identify oh i can make clothes i’m gonna make pants no zombies you cannot wear pants i’m i’m

Better than you now ah pee wee it has been too long my friend no what are you wearing upon your bottom house ever since i donned the pants i have seen a new world one without biwees dangling freely it’s a beautiful pla won’t you come join me i won’t be a

Part of your look at how they hold my thighs no do not tempt me indeed tempt me with such sexual desires i shall continue my training you will not you will not tempt me what were to happen if you were to suffer a small

Cut to the leg i have no i have no worries about this for i am wearing pants i’m too busy hot boxing the crib you’re gonna die dude you’re gonna legit that is smoke that smoke from a fire yo bro come hit this [ __ ] oh dude this [ __ ] girl

All right let’s check this out dude oh my god is it hot in here bro or is it no that’s normal are we fighting the thing i should probably actually get things just get ready have you just literally been jumping i i don’t know what you expected of me you

You honestly on me i don’t know why anyone watches my stream so it’s just you just i don’t know dude welcome to welcome to busy stream today we’re going to be pressing space bar again for 57 minutes i’ve been jumping for the last hour wants to keep jumping dude stop jumping

I like it i don’t know you’re an addict you are an addict it’s not good for you i’m level 20. i did it level 20 and jumping all right dude you’re a level 20 jumper i gotta get on really good at it i’m gonna get on this

Yes bro yeah come come next to me i’m pretty sure we’re jumping the same height guess that guess that jumping break this wasn’t so good after all huh no wait oh you’re jumping your jumps are so small dude your house your hops are so weird all right i’m

Gonna start heading towards the boss boys i say we do this i don’t i don’t have any armor anymore i don’t care i don’t care i don’t care we’re going to finish strong and we’re going to finish good Boy [Applause] that’s that’s lasers you’re doing lasers right now what’s going on baby Yeah of course of course they better use uh some like really epic like final boss or like anime music for that yo bo you got any good anime music on deck he’s going to cut that out he’s going to cut that out he’s going to cut it he’s going to cut that out

Whatever you do don’t cut out don’t cut out bobo bowie all right it is time the ritual i have prepared for this day oh [ __ ] wait wait let me get there i’m coming wait where do we where are we oh we offer them here okay i got i’m on

My way i’m almost there i’m gonna bag all right and prepare my bow okay all right i’m ready all right ready yeah i’m gonna hide behind the spoon let’s offer it up let’s offer it up oh i did it we’re rumbling we’re rumbling oh we are rumbling boys holy [ __ ] reject humanity become

There oh my god Holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude it is chasing me keep shooting it keep shooting it nice ah feel the wrap of the the charminator come here oh dude don’t say oh oh [ __ ] no i just evaporated i literally have no way of killing this thing i am

But a naked man running in the rain and all right i’m going to try and run by my stuff and pick it up but i want to be there when he dies come on bro he’s regenerating a little bit of health oh man Get i’m ready out like this okay okay guys it’s fine it’s fine i may have appeared afraid there but i was not i was certainly not afraid slumgus you have trained for this moment it’s time to use my slumgis slam oh he’s using his thing get out

Okay hang on hang on i gotta i gotta eat i gotta eat real quick and then i’ll be ready i’ll be ready to go don’t give me your ass yeah i missed that [Applause] [ __ ] He’s almost done he’s almost done i’m gonna need i’m gonna need everyone to uh i’m gonna need everyone to sing the charby’s jingle okay how does it go again everyone you i i don’t really you need to sing it on three i don’t have time to explain it again

You already know it you’re all you’re all loyal employees where there’s cheese [Applause] that’s how we do it at charby’s boys dear’s back on the menu vanquished but i’m still horribly alone would anyone like to have relations oh we did it we’re we’re [ __ ] heroes we’re heroes

Only took us a week all right let’s go uh let’s go hang let’s go hang the trophy on our on our thing and then i think we’ll we’ll be good dude wait we can it gives you a [ __ ] power this gives you a [ __ ] superpower bro

Wait what and you know what it does doesn’t know when it does it does it oh my god it makes you jump better it makes you yes it does go oh my god biwi is finally freeway it’s so beautiful yeah holy [ __ ] i had a [ __ ] story arc today boys

You really did and most of it was a training arc just running around this You