The Odin Show – Minecraft Guild Vs: Master Chef with Odin and Raw! Part 1

So what’s up guys hey what’s up merry christmas happy holidays oh my god you did how did you remember how did you know it’s the same time every year oh come on oh you’re too good in the baby and raw minecraft yeah we’re back but we’re doing something different

What are we doing i don’t know what are we doing all right this one’s called i’m going to name it like what master chef yeah it’s named masterchef whoa look at that we have our kitchens here oh masterchef rob yeah where’s me oh that’s me and master chef odin i always cook raw

Or medium rare that’s the only two so the scenario behind this we have a hungry rich ass king damn see here he’s very pink he looks good got a gold tooth and a crown loving it that’s the only way to be pimping yeah and what we have to do he came into our

Our restaurant that’s outside with no tables okay and he wants everything off the menu oh my god he’s such a fat [ __ ] i know he wants a cooked fish mushroom stew a golden apple a cooked chicken a cake and some bread you can’t wait for dessert of course wow that’s that’s difficult

So what we have to do we each have to make these items and put it in our respective chests mlg yeah as you can see mlg odin and a whale so you gotta fill these chests up with one of each item and when you do that you win

And the loser gets a prize yeah mary gets to open his christmas present oh god oh man that’s great that’s good stuff so what we start out with is a furnace full of coal so we have to worry about that um oh is there a call in there i didn’t have it

And i guess there is there is a map in mind is there a map in yours i guess we get a map i don’t know maps too nice all right all right so uh we can kill each other but not inside of our kitchens we can’t steal anything from our chesticles yeah

How long do we build this oh it’s been a long time yes it’s been it was like the first thing we or second thing maybe i don’t know i don’t know back in the early days back in the back in the day okay now as you can see it’s all snowy and

Christmasy yeah yeah right and now that you know xbox one’s out so yeah so the whole new one yes spoiler so one two three go oh i went straight to third person instantaneously i totally forgot what am i doing oh tippity uh so i already forgot oh and we’re

Playing on hard oh yeah uh so that’s how i are you going to win a versus for once i really hope so this is a guild versus by the way okay gil versus minecraft it’s gonna be great but um here’s the problem i never won one but i am good at minecraft

You are and so but i mean it’s not like you’re not i’m just saying yeah i am i think you’ve yeah i think you’ve clocked in more hours of minecraft especially the pc one as well yeah i’ve been i’ve been around the block yes

True yeah i just give it up to any old minecraft that’ll it’ll take me [ __ ] you pig yeah man this is really hard not to cheat because we’re sitting right by each other you just said [ __ ] you pig and i wanted to look i’d be like were you [ __ ] up

A pig or what’s that what’s happening was i was that [ __ ] up okay i didn’t i turned my i inverted my eyes before i figured it out because that’s the kind of classy fellow i am thanks man you’re welcome i hear a zambi there might be like a dungeon near

Us near the starting area oh that’s perfect right that’s what we’re looking for are we okay all right okay i was trying to go as far away as possible from you i think i’m lost now well you got the map right uh that’s true where is it um well i’m at the wow

You’re hella far i did not have yeah i am pretty far see if i did not have a map i started seeing which direction i was walking and it was not correct it was towards the big ocean oh didn’t save me man i like our little world

Like a little island out there i wonder what adventures are gonna happen out there could be anything who knows oh my god no oh terrible start oh odin try to swim in lava oh that’s not what you want to do oh i don’t know if you played before

Okay wait you just returned back okay that’s where the start is perfect i lost my map oh god that’s at a severe disadvantage it’s odin oh man oh the tables have turned the verses shall be mine where did you where’d you find lava right by the right of the start

When we were talking and we said don’t go there you’re stupid i’m not one thing you’re stoned i’m like oh there’s lava there and i mined one more and i kind of fell through so stupid i’m going to capitalize on this no gives these backsies oh jesus back to please

No baby no i’m sorry no oh you suck i didn’t do it i really didn’t i don’t know but i still hate you i still blame you for it wait why am i getting why am i getting coal when i don’t need coal we just start with 64. hopefully that’s

Enough wait i need torch torch material i’m not stupid completely you’re not not completely stupid now i’m nervous because i know i have an advantage so i know that i just don’t want to mess it up you feel like you’re gonna like i’m gonna screw it up and i’m gonna you’ll be like

Got to be more effective i know you got to go back through the whole process of getting tools and stuff yeah but besides that i was scared that is something i need to do oh and when i mess it up oh wow that’s like sad

Only the fans were no i think i’m gonna just do everything over here it’s gonna stay away from you not that i don’t like you i just i’m afraid of you this is a really open plains i don’t think you can kill me here oh you don’t

Map anyway you don’t how do you get any camera how do you know you can’t find me you’re done okay this is a good place now i just gotta stay focused oh okay all right no time to god damn it i had food and everything only problem with out here is i might

Die when creatures come well i think we still got five minutes before oh that’s good it’s good before nightmares wait you can’t you can’t kill me when we’re home right yeah okay i don’t want to lose my map and you can’t peek in each other’s chests okay no peeking i don’t want to

Look in your chest anyway that’s in the safe zone okay what if i accidentally walk over though i don’t mean to do it but i did it is that almost slapping how would you accent why would you know what i mean is like you thought it was yours yeah i forget

But i’m not trying to take anything i just look and i’m like oh [ __ ] that’s right try not to do it okay well all right i mean if you do it it’s not like you know you gotta forget oh okay i mean i don’t know what you

Want from me kind of like uh uh like judges and juries what it’s like oh yeah you just saw some like case and he’s winning information right now but hey forget that the guy like it’s like look what he did to me he rips open his shirt and it’s like scars it’s

Like forget everything you’re going to have to forget seeing that and it’s like what and everyone’s just like no i saw that it was messed up somebody’s busting the doors like once you’ve seen it you cannot see it man like who is this i don’t know how to get

In here this guy’s in every case i’m so tired of his [ __ ] frederick get the [ __ ] frederick frederick the energy once you’ve seen it you cannot see it man his name’s frederick he should be german as hell but he’s like man what’s the scene i can’t say it dude

I tell you twice it’s like go back to your wiener schnitzel okay the dewey and your jaeger bombs dear wiener have you ever been to derwener schnitzel dude that place is the [ __ ] you’ve never been into wiener schnitzel you’re making that up i’m not show a picture of your wiener schnitzel

I don’t even know you’re gonna have to look it up i’m gonna put a picture on right now your wiener schnitzel i want i want the picture to be of like the franchise like the building not like just their logo i want a restaurant all right fine i’ll do that

For you i’ll look it up right after this they’re wiener schnitzel it’s nice they have the bombest like chili cheese dogs you’ve ever had your entire life man oh man people at home you’ve been to wiener since i know you have oh my god it’s so dark oh my god it’s

Really dark why are you why are you warming me i just said it’s getting dark [ __ ] i’m not gonna find my way back here okay all i gotta do is remember okay i gotta go that way never just go that way why do you make a sword nothing are you

Going home to sleep yeah i’m coming home to sleep all right well i’m gonna try to sleep too i can already see the uh pickle i need food oh come in here and sleep first i don’t want to die i don’t want to sit in here well i know but i might die

From lack of food oh there’s a pig i gotta get this pig first all right okay hang on i’m gonna sit here and drink my man stuff watch my screen you can see me do it ah i’m gonna come with this pickaxe oh [ __ ] time

For big i broke my pickaxe on his face let’s say what happened to your pickaxe i’m gonna kill you with this hoe come here come with your [ __ ] get him get him no pork chops they instantly went into my pocket and i didn’t realize i can’t scream oh chicken okay

Oh i’m sorry i wouldn’t i gotta i gotta do this no oh i thought i crouched so i could lean off the edge i went the third person i was so close to death you know there’s uh bad guys now yeah i know god i hope you die

You remember what you said like oh god i hope i don’t ruin it no we’re not the same look what i got look what i get look what i got right there oh you got an egg yeah and then you got an egg hmm okay where did that chicken go where

Did that chicken go where did that chicken go where did that chicken go hey raw you want to give me that egg no i got no food and i got a sword where are you right wait where are you what’s up what the [ __ ] what you want this yeah

You want this [ __ ] i want the egg yeah you want this [ __ ] right here yeah you sound [ __ ] now no one gets the egg we’re at the same advantage again chicken i found him it looks like i’m just gonna have to wait through the night here until he lays another egg oh spider

Hold save me save me hold it you must that’s a creeper over there too oh and save me i’m not gonna say why aren’t you saying you’re gonna die and i’m gonna wait i’m in the torches zone you can’t you i’m in the torture zone you can’t

Get in the house they saved my life i need to make a sword tomorrow all right get there it’s such a get inside okay i’m in i’m in closing i’m trying yeah we did it yeah we did it we’re ready to do it again all right let’s see you’re such a [ __ ]

Okay wait wait oh oh don’t fix that when you’re watching i’m not gonna take your stuff that’s all my stuff i’m not gonna take it look at my response taking it’s not fair you’re gonna take all my stuff i’m not gonna take it but you have to fix the

House this is missing the door dude i am lagging so bad right now are you yeah really bad like horribly look at this i can’t pick anything up like standing right here i can’t pick it up okay i’m trying to fix a freaking brown man that creeper just destroyed everything

Yeah well you keep building i’ll i’ll just win real quick oh here’s your advantage my 10 seconds yeah there you go that’s all it needs right all holding needs after dying oh my pork chops are safe that’s really all that matters oh and i got full health again

Wait can you take stuff out of my furnace no that’s because i’m cooking i’m cooking porky chaps no we can’t touch each other’s kitchens man chefs don’t mess with other shrimps okay i’m saving all that in a bag of doritos oh and i got my map back too

Some of us did not get so lucky with that situation yeah all my stuff burned and hot fire okay i’m back to being excited again all right back to my my little happy area over here okay it’s time to make a sword or something man

Yes oh my god i got to keep everything so happy oh what am i doing i should have killed that spider though i could have used that oh yeah yeah it was a dumb one i forgot we do need spiders for stuff and for things okay [ __ ]

Okay there we go i got all my stone tools now try to stay stoned whoa sheep scared he’s fine all right back to the underground pool everybody at home look at my screen on my screen right now can i look no you cannot you don’t get to no look

At my screen right now i look at it how many times i walk back before i pass this [ __ ] [ __ ] i’m stupid i’m stupid i want to look at your screens don’t look at my stuff yours just be there and be looking fine you just be looking fine honey all

Right oh my god there’s so much stuff right here it’s really dark when you’re editing this and putting the wienerschnitzel you [ __ ] you can look at it then i hear water it’s making me want to pee oh yeah more on that later more news at 11. up what’s up

Yeah is this you doing good stuff over there uh that’s just you when you travel so all the stuff has to be in that box by his mouth under his mouth right yeah so if you have all of them cooked but like if i have it all cooked but you put

Them all in there first and then second oh i guess it makes sense because that’s it you got to put it in his mouth he has to eat it look at this look at this right here i’m blocking out everything else i missed by like just an inch because oh

My ocd is killing me here gotta move it gotta move it over one inch there we go where am i how do you make a cake that’s what i need to know i don’t know how to make a damn cake ah what look how much i got right there in it not you

Oh i’m talking to the fans oh you keep saying look not look talking to you just because we’re in the same room together playing a game with no one else listening doesn’t mean i’m talking to you stupid i’m sorry that’s okay i still love you oh well stuck on that

Oh that’s all i need oh okay i need to make a [ __ ] ton of that god damn it all right i’m bringing that back home okay all right i’m in a good place right now but i need a spider [ __ ] spider that’s what i need over there

There’s gotta be something else in here i can get gotta be i’m i’m i’m gonna be i hate dying and then all my [ __ ] gets jumbled because i like my torches right next to my freaking pickaxe i don’t want to switch back before because i’m lazy yeah dying sucks

So i know something you wouldn’t know anything about it i’m sorry man okay oh i’m walking on sunshine do we have to get a cookie keep thinking about cooking no the cake is the only dessert okay oh okay well there goes my there it is there’s my pickaxe i don’t want to call

Come on i was just thinking the funniest thing is like you’re almost done making everything and all i’ve done the whole time is just get to level 30 made like a super sword and just kills you just turn it all in i win anything’s possible if you believe

You’re not just thinking about what i hate people you know how awesome taco bell is and stuff right yeah it’s pretty good no taco bell is amazing there’s one restaurant or one restaurant but one fast food i had to eat for the rest of my life would be

Taco bell for sure yeah i can probably see myself doing that yeah like you have to choose you know yeah yeah mcdonald’s like [ __ ] no taco bell totally man it’s spicy it’s nice it’s delicious it’s cheap it’s good i hate people when i go to taco bell with them

All they [ __ ] get is quesadillas you ever hang out with people like that no man i remember i used to get a quesadillas because they’re really good but then i moved on to better things yeah well okay maybe maybe it’s specifically girls then but i’ve had a lot of girlfriends in the

Past who go to taco bell and just get straight quesadillas the whole time it pisses me off man i like my variety you know you know i love me a cheesy gordita crunch yeah those are good with no baja sauce because baja sauce for punks and what do you get to drink

Baja blast the best drink i’m not saying that the i’m not saying baja doesn’t have it going on i’m just saying they didn’t do sauce right talk about like baja blast you ever see that thing on the internet it’s like the recipe for that yeah did you try that

No oh you thought about to blow my mind and make me happy about to make the luckiest man alive anyway go on i’m just saying like i want to try that oh well i didn’t know if you knew about it i was going to blow your mind with the secret recipe

Yeah for those that don’t know it’s 75 mountain dew 25 blue powerade apparently that’s baja blast oh yeah okay i can find that and my your advantage goes away god dang it oh my god you scared me dude that was i went straight into reverse third person watch my own face die

Oh [ __ ] on my map now how do i get back okay i know how to get back there it’s getting dark i’m sorry man i gotta go get my stuff uh i’m not even damn creeper he snuck up behind me man i didn’t even i didn’t even hear him hiss

God it must be awesome being host yeah that’s pretty cool man i can get back there in time i think i can get back there before all my stuff’s gone hey don’t you have like five minutes or something uh actually i don’t know it’s like five minutes half a day until

The floor disappears something like that where is it okay i’m just panicking too much and i’m not looking yeah if you can’t find it i mean that’s fine no it’s i gotta get that stuff no that’s fine no it’s it’s i should probably find it now you’ll be fine that’s pretty

Important i find it you have a lot of good stuff i have some stuff what kind of stuff i got things kind of things i got my goodies all right yes my goodies oh my god oh it’s a christmas miracle oh you found it

I found some of it uh but some of it’s gone i think well at least it didn’t go into lava you know yeah that happens ever i’m trying to get out and i feel like i’m near the surface but i’ve been digging for a while just need to go home

You get my porky chops oh this is too far going in a certain direction that i’ve never been to okay that’s good i mean okay back to the surface i may have to fight my way home the road would be challenging where am i where am i all right close enough

Ah that’s a reveal the runaway on bridge thank god the middleweight bridge is important [ __ ] you [ __ ] you pig [ __ ] you give me your meat oh man i’m really happy right now not yet i burn on it or is that no that’s not it you stay there i’ll be back for you

It i almost said the house i don’t like i want to tell you but i don’t want to tell you it’s like i don’t know well i’m about to go inside the house so we can sleep and be friends for one night god this house oh i’m so happy

You may not rest there are monsters in your bike oh poop poop yeah poop i must must eat raw pork chops to gain strength creeper you stay there you’ll be cool spiders spiders first place oh skeleton noodles you just gotta get in and sleep i i had mission i had plans but

It was gonna get in sleep yeah okay sleep whoa we did it oh that was closely you stay there i’ll be back for you danny like i want to tell you but i don’t want to tell you it’s like i don’t know well i’m about to go inside the house so

We can sleep and be friends for one night god this house oh i’m so happy you may not rest there are monsters nearby god damn it nice oh yeah poop i must must eat raw pork chops to gain strength creeper you stay there you’ll be cool spider spiders first first place play

Sports oh skeleton noodles i just gotta get in and sleep i i had mission i had plans but it was gonna get in sleep yeah okay sleep whoa we did it oh that was close that was a close close close close one