The Pre-Hardmode Mage Experience

So you created your world and loaded in the leaves are blowing as a peaceful soundtrack kicks in you take a deep breath exhale and think to yourself i want the harness the power of the cosmos to annihilate the beings of this world and so you start mining diving

Into the caves of the world as you explore the caves you find a chest containing uh now we’re just gonna put that one back you continue to mine until you find enough diamonds to destabilize the terraria economy and now you head back home and make some freaking expensive mage equipment

Dripped out of your mind you construct the star farm and begin building your mana pool with your mana now at max you start your battle with the royal gelatin which was way easier than usual feeling confident you take on the eye of cthulhu which you also beat

Huh who knew that drip granted you so much power i mean obviously it wasn’t the armor it was the arena and it was the wings and the bottle made it really easy to dodge wait no no no did you not hear what i just said okay uh

Let’s go over why that didn’t work Why the hell are you still using the step stool and where are your pants oh my god no no no okay okay okay let me fix this you start by exploring the ends of the world finding and defeating goblin scouts and do have enough to summon the

Goblin army with that defeated you find the goblin tinkerer and start making some mage accessories now decked out with a full kit of magic gear you’ve unlocked one of mage’s most powerful abilities particle spam Oh yeah i can make this work and make it work you shall rechallenging the eater of worlds you take it down with your trusty vile thorn and now it’s off to the dungeon to take down skeletron oh and it’s already over uh good fight champ you know

I just don’t think that these spells spam enough like if i can still tell what’s going on am i really playing mage correctly no no no you know what i won’t stand for this i need more screen pollution and so you head off to the jungle to upgrade

Your armor and take down the queen that lurks within with the gray zapinator you bought off the traveling merchant you take down the queen bee you open up the treasure bag and there it is the ultimate pre-hard mode spamming weapon rivaled only by the mini shark the bee gun

Oh yeah i can make this work you head off to the dungeon and immediately start the battle with skeletron with a proper amount of spam good mana management and some solid dodging you defeat the curse of the dungeon and now it’s time to construct the elevator

But your frail weak mage body can’t mine for so long so thank you modern magic and while we’re on that same subject how’s about we try some future magic as well you head off to the right side of the world and start digging up a fallen meteor back to your crafting center you

Forge something out of this world oh my god really really guys uh uh you don your master chief cosplay and head down the elevator you shoot down the voodoo demons that fly around and grab their doll standing at the edge of your hell bridge you toss the guide voodoo doll into the

Lake of fire and begin the battle against the wall of flesh come on dang it you know what forget this piece of junk it’s time for some screen pollination As the chunks of flesh drop into the lava of the underworld you collect the treasure bag and take out the pwn hammer with this enchanted tool you’re ready to begin hard mode getting ahead of ourselves are we what the who are you who am i

Come now can’t you figure it out oh uh uh your summoner right how how did you figure that out i mean like wasn’t it obvious who else would it have been other than the final class in the series it could have been throwing class it would not have been throwing class damn

And this thing was expensive too so you uh you gonna go back to working on your video now yeah obviously yeah of course i’m gonna do that now uh okay good luck yeah yeah thanks uh i’ll see you around what a weird guy