The SLIMIEST Minecraft Mods Ever

In this video the boys found world’s most vile Minecraft mods and set out to find and beat the Ender Dragon well they tried oh Astro but not to uh make you nervous man but is that a nuclear bomb Oh my God all right I’m gonna figure this out everybody if I come back

Down and I’m a I’m an amorphous three foot uh blob then don’t wait up for me you know and don’t touch it don’t touch that my God it’s way bigger than I thought it was it’s something no one’s ever said to you generic ball fire device oh [ __ ] are you in it

What we in it hold on we’ll figure this out oh wow Wow the bomb did not blow up it’s actually crazy guys you know how in every like cartoon show especially for adults like Family Guy and American everyone everything has like a all the shows are about let me reset that joke have you ever watched those cartoons

Like uh like Family Guy or The Simpsons or anything they’re all focused around a little boy and a fat man and you know what you know where are you calling me a little boy [ __ ] [ __ ] you know where that gives its roots Ninja this thing isn’t blowing up why

Uh moist blow it up and post whoa that was crazy holy [ __ ] okay okay okay okay okay something’s chasing me something’s chasing it’s something because of me [ __ ] something’s chasing us maybe we’ve tried to talk to it Is [ __ ] slain by Fury [Applause] maybe we need to like wear a fursuit to like blend in with him or something you might be right is there a fursuit option Rico why are you still adamant about that you’re funny though Mika’s like yeah we gotta put this on

And then pretend to be furries no I’m not saying that you know we have to like Roar and cuddle and yeah maybe we should get on all fours and start yipping whoa so that look behind you dude oh it’s a baby one where are you you furry bastard

I bet your mother doesn’t love you whoa yeah I said it I think furries probably have a lot of loving families yeah thank you they have a lot of money I know that we should be nicer to them we might get more patriots true guys whoa what is that that one’s Green Oh

God we have a furry channel on our Discord we were just saying that all the furries you subscribe to and get access to for five dollars a month hey schlatt say hello to my little friend oh no what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s a furry hold on I got him If you think about it you kind of are no I’m not can we start killing these things yes why are they why do they like you help help guys this is unplayable we need to figure out a solution to get rid of all these all right all right I’ll genocide

The furries thank you what you doing up there little intimidating what what do you point is that is that a BB gun is that a water gun I don’t know I don’t know how to use it you have the right ammo [ __ ] you [ __ ] hey that’s right I’m gonna kill every furry no

Yeah that’s true come on man play this legit hey hey oh yes I’ll tell you tonight let your daughter live you come to me on the day of my girlfriend’s wife’s wedding wait that’s true girlfriend’s wife you come to me on the day of my wife’s wedding you come

To me on the night my girlfriends better get [ __ ] you come to me the night my wife’s getting never mind you come to me tonight I’m having sex with a furry you come to me that is my friend you come on me this is not good I’m getting out of here

I’m going to church what do they worship here are you sure this is church this is where they cast bullets whoa hey no guns okay put that there put that down wait no okay wait wait I’m outside the church guys listen what the [ __ ] guys it’s getting to night time we gotta

Go out there and we gotta kill some furries and Progressive some may say it’s time to train he didn’t have to put it like that come with me that’s right I’ve already got one where are these [ __ ] furries holy [ __ ] oh yeah panda is technically a furry if you think about it I

Technically do not think that is the case I think we have to kill him I don’t think so are you a furry man it’s too many come to the top of the tree man oh my God Jesus Christ why’d you shoot me I thought you were a furry I’m sorry could

You mistake us safaris I’m sorry this gun is clearly not working I’m listen I’m sorry you Canadians should do not deserve Weaponry I’m really sorry you’re not sorry I am I I promise what the [ __ ] is that my God what chainsaw man holy [ __ ] you trapped your head you

Chopped my head off that’s not funny look it’s not a fursuit that off no no no no it changed that doesn’t even work anymore it doesn’t even work oh it doesn’t no they’re good this is not funny [ __ ] and balls I like money all right I’m gonna do something terrible glad everything okay

I might have saw a little something calm down I don’t got the switch you have the steam dick whoa whoa whoa what hey man it’s me Jay schlatt and me Jason this isn’t funny oh dude we gotta do our slot walk okay ready yeah how many people can say they’ve done

This I’m gonna go down to the bodega and get an Olive Garden pasta you’re not even talking in the right accent you’re gonna make me you’re gonna make me do something drastic oh [ __ ] stop Hey man wanna get a ravioli yeah yeah I’m too busy counting my fat stacks oh yeah and you know I was thinking about giving a panda a raise too yeah and asteroid huge that would never happen that’s never something I would say I’m going to cut most

Variable yeah that’s right what you can keep pretending to be me I’m gonna pretend to be someone else wait yeah no oh no Don’t tell me you’re gonna walk into that let me in [ __ ] I can’t get in it Jarvis pull up the top 10 most viewed Tick Tock fine if I can’t be Iron Man I think I’ll be oh Jesus oh no you can’t do that hey everybody

Hey everybody it’s me I don’t sound like that I’m gonna stop by your butt cheeks now yeah I did not do that I have such a rotund and corpuscular [ __ ] uh yeah well I’m gonna put I’m gonna put this chainsaw down my urethra because I’m schlatting I love the sound ready

Oh my God hi it’s Mika hey everybody it’s me Mika it’s true I do sound like that stream Alex unknown my album is coming soon what genre is it sorry I mean I don’t know goodbye wow what all right do me now Do Me Now do me now everybody Finally my final form what’s your final form of furry what do you mean oh oh I morphed to the wrong thing I totally morphed the wrong thing that is not no please cut that out please please it’s me you guys it’s me it’s me dude you were totally in that person

And you were totally not cute in it either I was probably a little sexy in it a little hot guys can we find some minerals and uh try and beat the game so uh yeah guys I don’t know I thought you know since we were gonna start taking

The game seriously and all we could have like a little um like little meeting and you know considering we’re sleep deprived I thought we could do it over a nice little campfire schlatt is really slippery looks like a [ __ ] zombie what yeah what do you think get some [ __ ] sleep oh [ __ ] oh

Whoops I don’t know how that happened uh I don’t know look I think we got to get some like some wood and some probably some Stone you know some iron yeah that sounds good can I hold it over the thought yeah you probably I think you um

I think you started a forest fire man um oh no it’s fine I love killing the environment this is this is no we could fix we could fix this no this is buying birds and worms we can fix this bugs I’m gonna fix it guys I’m gonna fix it no no

Man I’ll help you I’ll help you we can expedite this process no I don’t think that I’m so sorry oh no I think that’s a good eye it’s okay we’re gonna see the marshmallows guys I mean we need to take a little warm in here to cook the marshmallows

Um you know I’d really appreciate if you didn’t call the uh if you didn’t call the Rangers about this this um this really didn’t go how I thought it would I kind of oh My god did not hold up all right let’s beat the game guys yeah let’s beat the game I’m gonna go uh find find someone something something oh yes score back off back off back off oh man I didn’t mean to do that did I kill her no oh no

Hey man that was 100 on you I don’t know about that panda [ __ ] blew it up I did not blow it up I just walked over there no you didn’t I just I just walked over there let’s see the rubble then huh oh no I totally blew that [ __ ] up

Oh hey Astro hey what’s up man just been minding a lot yeah I did a little Offspring mining there yeah a little bit of off-screen mining um guys look what I found I found banana no you don’t do you see the silly face it is a funny face but I’m not interested why This is what terrorists play before they kill people in here what is in here what’s in here ah Barnacles Mika what the scallop what was that what the scallop you didn’t not what the scallop what’s this whoa maybe we don’t open that well I mean I think

We should get in it could be something cool oh it’s crap it’s just crabs it’s just cramps oh my God oh my God that’s scp-98 dude what the [ __ ] I don’t know if that’s flat or not should we hit it wait now I don’t know which one’s him if that

Was him now I don’t know which one is him slide are you loading a shotgun oh my God you know where I am no let’s not hey no guys it is not what it looks like guys oh did you just kill her that was my babylicious babe oh my God I didn’t know

That’s what you were into hey babe I’m in the hustlers University I can’t afford that make it please do not do not kill her please do not I’m just trying to make something happen here Mika can I borrow um I borrow a gold naked uh gold nugget s Yeah she broke the server oh no a panda yeah I swear I saw something over here oh my oh my god oh all right [ __ ] come here come here here Diamond babe Diamond you up [ __ ] me let’s go let’s go She’s not interested man you don’t have the rizz Damn she likes how I do it a bit no she doesn’t you want to come in here yeah he does it in here no stop yeah stop hey baby you want some of this I know she’s not gonna do it no she’s nodding she’s nodding no no that that was a glitch I have the wrist man all right I’m ready he doesn’t know what she’s doing come on what so that was slat you can keep her I’ll be on my way

Guys come here look at this I’m pretty sure this is exactly who I think it is hi everybody it’s me if you guys ever heard of inflation guys it’s a lucky block oh [ __ ] oh I’m so lucky today buddy yeah get me out that’s pretty unfortunate

Guys we can use this we can use this obsidian to make a portal to the nether that is a really good point I’m really glad we can progress the game like this one step closer to beating the game yo we got it portal oh we need to go deeper hear that Jenny

Oh oh [ __ ] hey [Laughter] oh yeah that’s a real one that’s a real Jenny it’s me here come here baby everybody right who wants to do it all right here we go okay that is not great all right is it time for me to take

Matters into my own hands I think it’s a true American and it’s a God-fearing Freedom loving American who respects the Second Amendment die holy [ __ ] well I’m gonna spawn another lucky block now and I’m gonna have a lot of fun no I have them I have the entire

Supply that’s actually not true because guess what I have in my hand oh yeah you got a Lucky Block yeah and I’m gonna mine it right now don’t do that okay we’ll check this out I’m stepping back what what the [ __ ] is this wait we beat the game

Really yeah that’s it for this video guys oh long last I found a village oh God what what and I needed to find out I needed food she doesn’t even spawn here man oh What what is that no that noise can’t be good hey hey Jenny this is really awkward because there’s a [ __ ] villager in the corner who’s watching all of this happen um oh wow why did you teleport here this is your fault and not mine what what’s my fault

What do you mean what’s your fault oh Jesus make it look away make a look away why are you getting so in here why are you guys all in here you guys can already ruin it oh [ __ ] my game Crash you shouldn’t have come here man you interrupted all this schlatt uh

I’m sorry I’m oh my God I’m really sorry Mika let me see the gun don’t oh give me that go okay you don’t deserve that I’m sorry that’s disgusting I’m sorry I just panicked do you guys think we’re ready to go kill the Ender Dragon oh yeah while we were

In the nether I I found these 64 Eyes of Ender oh that’s really convenient oh you did that yeah so nice man I’ll I’ll be right back I’ll be right back okay okay sure sure that’s true you see this right that’s a lot of Jennings yeah it’s

Um oh oh Jesus Christ oh my god oh dance for me Jenny laughs [Applause] no man we need to go beat the Ender Dragon how about you two kill the ender dragon and me and Panda will get up to more pressing matters hey what the hell

I want in how about you kill the Ender Dragon Mika and the rest of us cool people will go do what where what will be in our game Sorry do you mind if I put my uh Corsair mechanical gaming keyboard with Cherry MX Reds and ducky kale Blues do you mind

If I have that there it makes me quite a foggy sound and a thwumpy uh with a Timber tenor you know all I gotta say is this keyboard is fire oh that’s really convenient I found the portal we could like beat the game now guys we could go beat the Ender Dragon yeah

I thought the ender dragon fight was supposed to be hard instead of rock is that a ROFL copter visit the sender dragon fight is going pretty well it’s stopped that really kills the moment probably one of the easier Ender Dragon trying to get my rocks off

This is a pretty epic fight with the Ender Dragon I’m happy this is pretty epic what’s happening right now oh my God not right oh oh my God what the [ __ ] dude what did you do I just teleported here and I’m suddenly inserting my dick into slime

Girl’s [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I better just teleported me into this [ __ ] I didn’t do anything oh my [ __ ] god dude I just really sure you’re on top of a slime I’m not enjoying this yeah Astro this could have been a lot better if you just

Came to fight the Ender Dragon with me it’s okay I’m gonna show you’re doing it on top of a slime block I don’t know if you know that stop ruining for me all right foreign how’s it going in the end Mika uh the Ender Dragon is like

Oh it’s like I killed it it’s done really yeah whoa oh yep I won this man I beat Minecraft yeah a panda I I found another bib oh my God give diamonds to that one okay look how big he is man I bend over Freddy

Oh my God oh my God video’s over guys Baba Bowie probably