The Spiffing Brit – The Spiffing Brit Needs you to die on a Minecraft Hardcore Multiplayer Server

Connor Connor I’ve got a brilliant opportunity my friend my friend hello oh hello it’s been so long I mean what it was it wasn’t since the hole of time and inflation instant since I last saw you don’t back away from we have got fantastical adventures planned you wanna

You wanna go on the bright don’t you I’ve got a lovely bed here I’m all set up how are we gonna adventure I mean I’m not going to lie this is disgusting it’s a revolting monstrosity of a house don’t you crave for more in your life’s like our lovely farm

It’s disgusting fun we don’t need farms where we going or maybe we do if you’re skilled in that we actually do require you where we’re going it’s a land of wonder corner an untapped native continent I found it and it needs people like you to come on board enter to work

For me with fabulous prizes to be won there’s there’s no drawbacks whatsoever including your life there’s no drawbacks no losses you couldn’t lose anything beyond your soul so come on you know you want to I’ll go with you I’ll go with you good good that’s it that’s it now hop in

The boat we’re going to need to find a bigger boat because there’s many people just like you wanting to sacrifice I mean pledge themselves to the crowd yes now I might look a little bit wounded and shot up but I just had a run-in with

The Spanish on my way here and I am Telling You there they’re not on board with what I’m doing in fact most humanitarian agencies aren’t but where we’re going there are no humanitarian agencies Connor and we can do anything absolutely anything anything for you exactly that’s the kind

Of blind loyalty I need in a faithful companion right now get in the boat all right right right on roads with adventure it’s off in this direction probably I think around this Bend maybe I do have a map I have an M guy I have some paper I don’t have a map well

That’ll have to do one later ah we’ve arrived my faithful companion I never doubted you wouldn’t survive the 14 month voyage and the inevitable scurvy and cholera and all the other things that I fail to inoculate you for we’ve arrived on our brand-new glorious continent an untamed

Landscape with fabulous riches but it of course lacks a population and that’s where you come in my friend none of the crew made it oh we need a new crew well we will but luckily that’s what patreon is and loyal subscribers are for you see where we’re going we’re going to

Need a workforce but sadly due to the laws of the space-time continuum what’s that workforce dies it’s gone for good we were on a hardcore server after all this of course creates an issue that’s what happens when born workforce dies well we need to import yet another workforce and that’s when your children

Come into the picture Conner and your children’s children and their children’s children’s children’s children we need all of them to go into the coal mines and to dig and do exactly as I command them and of course if they rebel well that’s where you’re going to come in

You’re going to have to kill all of your offspring okay and the best thing is once they die they can’t come back that’s right one life on this server that’s all you get and you best make a name for yourself because that’s all you’re gonna get right let us make landfall and build

Me a mighty palace it might only be one worker who survived the voyage but it’s just going to have to do and to think they said we couldn’t do it Connor they said we were mad we didn’t bring enough supplies education or anything like that to set up an entire new

Civilization well now look at them they were absolutely bloody right we’ve only got bloody potatoes and not even enough potatoes for all of us gonna go hungry well some of us are going to go hungry some of us anyway so what I’m actually here to announce with my lovely friend

Connor because he’s been helping me make this for the last several months now as we’ve got a brand new server coming it is a hundred player strong hardcore minecraft server which we’ll be opening up this Saturday mostly for patrons at first but then of course as people die

People need to fill up those slots and so on our discord we’ve set up a automated lottery bot where basically as people died new people will immediately need to be whitelisted into this using a handy-dandy lottery based system I know it’s brilliant so yes effectively how this entire

Economy will work is that there is no PvP except in specified gladiatorial combat arenas and you only have one life your death is very important you could die to a zombie that’s it you’re gone for good but we’re gonna be streaming this for about two I’m gonna

Say maybe six or so hours this Saturday and hopefully we’re going to see some glorious and lovely things being created not limited to gladiator arenas maybe the occasional Hunger Games we’ll see because players need to survive but also follow my arbitrary rules if they don’t follow my arbitrary rules that’s fine

They’ll simply get punished by the natural judicial system which will be set up by myself all rules must be followed including such strange ones as peasants may only carry 12 potatoes at one time and only players of the nobility ranks and higher are allowed to eat anything other than rotten flesh or

Those rules and more yet to be discovered in the fantastical server I’ll include a link in the description to the livestream for when it goes live so that you can set yourself a reminder and also a link down to the discord and of course patreon if you want to support

This crazy operation which we’ve had going for a while there will be an entire world to explore ladies and gentlemen and of course a lot of t to be found we have a very complicated class-based structure but this entire server is effectively just a vanilla hardcore experience beyond all of the RP

That is going to be going on I’m trying to basically livestream and create a glorious story of all of our intrepid survivors aka you the members of the community trying to survive under the totalitarian regime of me and this incredibly harsh landscape we’re going to be throwing you on each week will

Have various challenges and wacky things going on in the background but don’t worry on our first week we’ll keep it nice and simple and eventually amp up to our players having to try and survive the actual apocalypse the server will only be live whilst the live streams are

Going on we’ll probably see a steady flow of players isn’t players die and players make a name for themselves and are remembered in terms of memorials and just being promoted to positions of power on the server as much as possible will be run entirely by the RP of the

Players and it should be absolutely glorious as I say everyone on the server only has one life excluding myself of course so the actual impact you’ll have on our world and our story is entirely up to you if you want try and break the rules of the server

Then by all means go ahead but seeing as you’re only able to have one account on the server and only one life don’t be surprised if our judicial system quickly wraps you up add another player sentences you to capital punishment all these things and more are yet to be

Discovered and best of all if livestream formats aren’t for you then don’t worry because we’ll add it down each week and upload it to youtube and provided the events go nice and well I might even consider bringing in some wacky guests on board like of a famous minecraft

Youtubers like the legendary RT game I’m going to probably try and curse into the server with plentiful potato crops but we’ll have to see how that goes so the way it works is in order to get onto the server you need to be whitelisted and in order to be whitelisted you basically

Need to win the lottery which is entirely an automated system by the bots where basically you go to the bots and follow its instructions which are basically DM the bots your minecraft username your username will then be added to a list and we can basically pull as many winners as we like from

That list and those people will be messaged VIP and they’ll automatically be whitelisted onto the server now when of course players die and we need to bring new players in it will be the patrons that we go to first in order to fill those slots so even if you don’t

Make it into the first wave of a hundred people you will still definitely get a better run at getting into the serf than anyone else I’m not going to set up a system where basically the more you pay as a patreon the more likely you are to get

Into it that’s not really something I’m interested in it’s entirely a case of whether you donate a hundred dollars or one dollar and you joined the server you’re gonna be treated the same in fact you’ll even be treated the same as someone who paid nothing and just

Randomly won the peasant lottery in the random chat of the discord because once you’re on this server you are the same as everyone else and it is entirely up to you to make a difference for yourself if you want to be known as a good person

Then you will have to do good deeds you will have to give people food you will have to help them look after them if you want to run away and be isolated and do stuff entirely by yourself and by all means you can give it a try but we will

Have players in our civilized communities start hunting people after a certain time who are not involved in our main civilization there is no money in the game there is only bartering there is no power in the game beyond the ranks which I can bestow you as the king of

The server and if you want to get those ranks and get the increased benefits and rewards which come with those ranks and you need to definitely make a name for yourself in the community and give me a reason as to why you’re actually do deserving of safe becoming a gentleman

Or becoming a policeman or a lawyer someone who can uphold the arbitrary laws that I put into the land and dispense with justice upon all of the peasants who don’t agree everything in the server is going to be built by the players from the courthouses to the

Jails to the arenas to the taverns to the farms all of it built managed by the players for the players what happens when someone dies well hopefully if someone remembers them fondly they might even leave them a gravestone but most importantly if you die you’ll have left

An impact on myself the story at large and hopefully the many players to come after you so you can hop onto the server make some fantastic friends and I’ll be here to beat you ever stick when you do something out of line we’ve been working on this server for probably about an

Entire year now and it’s nice that it’s actually able to be up and running and seriously a massive thank you to all of the patrons you’ve made this possible please as taken as a stupid amount of money to be able to actually build a server where we’re able to have a

Hundred players and still only operate on a ping of about 20 which is absolutely insane to have hundreds of different players running around and absolutely no impact on the server whatsoever I’m exceptionally proud of the work that we’ve managed to do and all that’s left is to flood it with the

Fantastical stories that you’re going to create now of course if you have any questions or comments or even ideas as to how you’d like to see the server run or maybe you have some events of your own that you’d like to see thrown into the server then hop down into the

Comments section we have some pretty crazy systems set up and we can do just about anything there’s some very advanced things running behind the scenes meaning if you want to recreate the entirety of the movie deathrace from the perspective of minecraft peasants running around on pigs then we can

Entirely give it a go now it’ll probably even be a better blockbuster than the actual Deaf race anyway that’s all from me today ladies and gentlemen I got to leave you with hopefully some very strange clips from the behind the scenes of what it takes to record one of these

Very high production value trailers and also a little bit of when we did the stress test for the server because what was necessary was to get a hundred people onto a server in a very short period of time consequently chaos ensues especially when some of my moderators start giving questionable items to the

Peasants that’s the last thing you want to do and definitely something that’s not going to be happening on the actual server anyway enjoy ladies and gentlemen I see each and every one of you in the next one have an absolutely lovely and goodbye for now well some of us are

Going to go hungry some of us I’m sorry my faithful number one weight and we’re number two actually I’ve run it in bed three leap there’s only one potato and first I have got full hunger bars I’ve a very peckish individuals and you’re looking very moreish Oshin we turned off PvP well

That’s the world we’ve got out here there’s no PvP what’s that workforce dies it’s gone for good we were on a hardcore server after all but this of course creates a bit of a second to play offense we’ve got the bloody tools we’ve used floating there in the water this hideous heart that’s

Like half brick half beautiful it’s absolutely beautiful why have you spawned this in they can’t survive this they caught that just peasants they have no way of defending this who’d get rid of the bloody never portal get rid of it oh gosh that is not sound good

They’re not ready for this god dammit they’re just civilians even killed me what after the chat you killed over 100 people but Delta ate [Applause]