The Story of Minecraft’s First Creeper (Cartoon Animation)

Stay back ah did somebody forget a weapon yikes a creeper that talks i’m not just a creeper child i’m the first creeper the others are nothing compared to me please don’t kill me oh great first creeper sir i’m just a lowly noob relax i’m going to tell you the story of how i

Was born if you can guess the moral of my story i’ll let you go free oh okay make sure you’re sitting down this one isn’t for the faint of heart my curse began on a night like tonight over twenty thousand years ago in a time of ancient builders

Believe it or not that’s me i didn’t do much building but i had a loving wife intending the fields kept food on our table until my hoe broke instead of helping me the builders just laughed oh look whose puny little hoe snapped what use is a holist peasant

Don’t you need a guinea pig for that experiment of yours experiment your majesties what experiment you’re about to find out i could feel myself splitting away i wanted to ask the builders why but i already had a pretty good idea what are you doing to me

Let me go i i want to see my wife are you sure when we’re done she probably won’t recognize you no look on the bright side peasant you’ll never be useless again now transform the process was more painful than anything you can imagine my chest burned as my old organs disappeared

And i grew new ones The pillagers are coming even in its change state my brain knew to fear the pillagers they were murderous ruthless barbarians in a single night they ride through our high city and steal everything that wasn’t nailed down our golems were no match for them we have to use our creation against the

Pillagers or the city will be destroyed the crafting ritual isn’t finished he hasn’t grown his new arms yet forget the arms put in the power disc now we don’t have time to argue they’re sacking the city as we speak fine but don’t blame me if he comes out wrong okay we’re done

How do you feel peasant i feel wrong where are my arms no time to complain the pillagers are here it’s time to fulfill your destiny right here i found him looks like it’s builders for dinner man peasant attack attack how what do i do i don’t have arms

It’s quite simple really just crawl over to the villagers and explode explode that’ll kill me uh yeah duh exploding tends to do that i don’t wanna die well neither do we and our lives are worth a heck of a lot more than yours no offense no

I have to get back to my wife you really think she’ll recognize you now you’re a walking bomb Now do what bombs do best and blow this pillager to kingdom come i can’t i’m sorry peasant come back help me i rushed home to my wife hoping that our house on the outskirts of the city had been spared but i was too late no i thought i had nothing worth taking

Alexa but of course i was wrong no stevias it’s okay i’m here i’m with you what are you it’s me alexa it’s stevis no you’re a monster you ate him and stole his voice no i’m your husband can you recognize me stay back please go go away it’s okay

I don’t know how i made it through the night without being attacked but eventually the sun rose how would i survive without my wife i didn’t know then i realized i only wanted one thing my revenge and i knew just how to get it hello builders anybody left peasant

How nice of you to return for some reason i thought you’d be too ashamed to ever show your face here again but here you are hooray what do i have to be ashamed of you are weak if you had done what i said and accepted your destiny we could have had a

Fighting chance my friend could still be alive we need to put that behind us you dare suggest i forget so we can get our revenge i like the sound of that but we’re just two people the pillagers have huge numbers exactly i know how hard it is to haul

Heavy equipment they can’t have come from far away i bet they’re celebrating nearby all we have to do is sneak up to the chief end boom so you’re in that might be crazy enough to work but i’m the builder you follow my lead and my orders got it

As long as the pillagers die left our ruined city behind and went in search of the savages who had killed my wife it was a grim journey but my builder accomplice seemed to be enjoying herself try to keep up okay i’m it’s hard to walk on these stumpy little legs

And is the leash really necessary can’t have your chickening out like last time and abandoning the mission i won’t let’s get this over with the sun’s getting too high we need to carp until nightfall nightfall that’s when the monsters come out what would you suggest we stroll right

Up to the outpost in broad daylight they’d kill us we’ll attack as soon as night falls end of discussion fine my builder friend went out to hunt some pigs for our dinner but that had been hours ago i started to worry what if she fell in a

Ravine i’d be reached to this tree until i died of thirst or to something else i barely had control of my abilities if a monster attacked i was done for a zombie builder are you out there help i wandered for what felt like hours the woods were crawling with monsters

And one wrong step could have ended me i kept thinking about my wife and how as long as i made it to the outpost all this would be worth it ah more zombies ouch i missed my hands come on elder where are you i’m right here sheesh stop whining where were you

Did you get us dinner well bad news is i didn’t find any food good news i did a little recon and uh bound to the pillar outpost really that easily sure come on now’s our chance to strike even then i knew something was off builders

Reports seemed too good to be true but i was either too tired too scared or too hungry to protest so off we went this is it come on Wait wasn’t this going to be a stealth mission sneak in and take out the chief that was the old plan this is a new plan barge in and blow up as many of them as you can okay okay that outpost was completely deserted which didn’t make much sense

Something wasn’t right here where is everybody shouldn’t there be pillagers celebrating everywhere upstairs i think probably only one way to find out first let me fix your leash builder is there something you’re not telling me of course not now let me snag you real quick we’re here one biological super weapon as promised

You’ve done well builder our chief will be most pleased wait builder how could you the revenge thing was fun at first but we need to be realistic peasant spare our lives as long as you live in their dungeon and terrorize a few villages every week sound good no

Well you don’t really get to say here feel free to round them up stay back it looked like my life was over like i’d never get my revenge but then something amazing happened suddenly i could see my destiny i would destroy everyone who had oppressed me builder and pillager alike nothing would

Be safe for my explosive wrath run he’s gonna but it wasn’t over the sheer force of my rage was enough to put me back together some of my pieces were furious enough to become entire new beings eventually there were millions of us the builders and pillagers who had

Wronged us came to know us by a single name creeper and creep we did across the land into caverns ravine and their nightmares so that’s my story have you figured out the moral don’t trust anybody correct and now i’ll set you free no no no no