The ULTIMATE Minecraft Title Screen Ranking!

title screens uh they’re exactly what they sound like whenever you log in it’s the first thing you see they represent the game they have the title and they allow you to start playing some of them are good uh and others are Hitman they should only have what is required and if it’s not required it better look damn good the most used buttons should be the most accessible and The Uncommon one should be stowed away in the menus so we’re going to rank every single element of every title screen from every version of Minecraft that I could possibly find so that at the end we can create the ultimate title screen for the ultimate version of the game first of all the title single player multiplayer these are just the Baseline these have to be on the screen no matter what they cannot even be ranked because without these the title screen does not even exist Infinity tier for all three I remember when this button was added and I thought that Realms would be just moved over to the multiplayer section in just a couple months that that was 11 years ago C tier C tier is what we’re getting that I have never used these buttons ever in my life not even once a single time ever however if you need them you need them to be on the title screen a tier for accessibility the splash text makes Minecraft Minecraft even though it has no practical purpose it’s still a tier here are my favorites Peter Griffin minor well oh Sublime Sublime contains infinite genders and technoblade Never Dies Java Edition is the biblically accurate version of the game but this little Java Edition subtitle makes it seem like it’s some kind of offshoot version this is a d tier move Sky Pro SK skpo froth I’ve seen this message on the bottom of the screen for like more than a decade and I still do not get the purpose of it is it supposed to like deter Pirates or something is it like a legal thing that they have to do that like nobody else ever has done like why why why is it here C tiered like it doesn’t need like I feel like it doesn’t need to be there like why breaking news breaking news I figured out that you can actually click this button this is this is not just text it’s actually a button and you can get to the licensing and you get to the attribution you can get to the credits that’s pretty epic B tier you already know that the Panorama is s tier come on there are a lot of different panoramas though and I’m not going to rank them all okay OG s tier water C tier pillage B tier Buzzy B tier nether s tier caves a tier Cliffs a tier wild C tier tals s tier these are the correct answers I will not elaborate s tier essential things like the options should always be on the title screen take notes OverWatch some games hide this button behind like a million button presses like like are they trying to like trap me do they think that if I can’t see the quit button then I just magically won’t want to quit anymore s tier for putting on the title screen Minecraft take notes ball guy yay I love advertising on the main screen as soon as I enter the game I do understand that it’s cool that people that make things for Minecraft can be paid for it and something does have to pay for the updates that we keep getting and but the fact that if you have enough money you can just put a full ass advertisement on the front page of the bestselling video game of all time after you have already paid $30 for it f tier the F stands for fiscal Revenue I find that once you’re on Java Minecraft the only way to figure out that you’re on your alt account is to actually join a server I think that this is a good way to change that also Mojang please add an in-game skin changer to Java For the Love of All That is Holy please I beg of you a tier okay okay I see how this is going hey guess what Michael soft news flash this is not the real version of the game and not putting Bedrock Edition there is not going to change the fact that nobody above the age of 13 plays the shitty knockoff version of the clearly Superior game that doesn’t let you sit through a bunch of loading screens every time you alt Tab and actually has fast item movement that doesn’t feel like you’re sludging through a thick swamp of slow ass easing animations that are constantly trying to slow me down Jesus Christ the Xbox 360 Edition from 12 years ago is somehow way better than this terrible cash grab of a game it I’m just going to give the entire Bedrock Edition as a whole an F tier where the F stands for you actually pretty cool of them to have feedback on the title screen however most people will never ever use this except for me of course B tier this shows you all of the things that other players can send you and it’s actually hly a really good system like I I just I can’t complain the icon is even like a bell so it’s like the notifications on social media I I can’t even hate I cannot even hate on this one s tier s tier I’m sorry s tier you will never guess what this potion bottle does here leave a comment about what you think that this potion bottle could possibly even do okay okay you did it okay so you’re all wrong uh it brings up your achievements an achievement button is good but why the hell is that the icon they it like a trophy or a gamerscore g or something C tier this button on the native console versions of Minecraft love you forj but I don’t think that a single person has ever pressed this button ever it’s actually kind of a cool button that shows you how your statistics stack up to your friends friend to see how much of a loser you are uh but I think it should be labeled something like statistics or loser board instead C tier for some reason this button only exists on the 360 version not on the Xbox One and you might be thinking that I’m about to go onto the trophy button for the PS3 but no that just doesn’t exist at all for that reason alone it gets an a tier PlayStation this is a bit of a late edition but I do like that they have it separated from the main experience of the game like click here if you want to do normal Minecraft stuff and then click here if you want to smash into a wall at ,000 mph a tier this is code for launch Bedrock Edition Minecraft so you know how I feel about that F tier F stands for fake version console editions have soul and personality from 4J Studios bck has the soul of Bol loft or I guess uh lack thereof this is exclusive to the new 3DS version of the game and it puts you into a jarring Nintendo menu of weird tutorials for random blocks cool I guess but this is also just bizarre and takes you out of the game really go like low B tier I I guess this is exclusive to the Raspberry Pi version of Minecraft which still comes pre-installed on all raspberry pies to this day this is the logo of the people who ported the game over and it looks pretty good B tier kind of brazen though Mojang doesn’t even have their own logo on any title screen believe me I checked unless you count this as their logo download the latest version of Minecraft for free they made the button to download Bedrock Edition even bigger and more obnoxious FF tier where the FF stands for fer soft this is not so much on the title screen as it is around the title screen when you play the psvr version you’re in this Minecraft room with the TV that you’re playing Minecraft on one you’re technically playing Minecraft in Minecraft and two that’s a pretty good way to ease the player into the VR experience s tier uh story mode exclusive actually pretty good for letting you navigate between all the episodes quickly a tier I have no idea why you would ever need to link your Telltale Games account to this game also why is it even on the title at all put that in the options buddy also also I can only assume that this button does not even work anymore D tier the d stands for defunct uh why is this not in the play section I guess I’m glad that it’s an option but am I like saving the files or am I looking at my save files who knows C tier this used to be a way to compare your choices to everyone else in the world’s choices and that’s really cool a tier uh Minecraft dungeons doesn’t have a title screen I guess like there’s one that says Minecraft dungeons but it just says press any button and that’s just so boring C tier nobody plays this game H you do not care what I’m about to rank this it’s C tier in fact let’s just put all of the cards in C tier for Minecraft Legends uh except for the marketplace card which gets put in the FF tier the FF stands for Forfeit of course this is real this is part of Minecraft edu this is technically a mod for Minecraft that eventually turned into Minecraft education Edition but mojing officially license it so it counts s tier obviously oh wait there are only two gender options male and female those aren’t even gender God damn it this is supposed to be educational I was under the assumption that this game contained infinite genders D tier these are buttons for the free trial of Minecraft Java I didn’t actually know that this was still getting updated it’s on Minecraft 1.20 hey I mean for its purpose it works really well s tier this is part of the version of Minecraft classic that you can play in your web browser for the 10th anniversary this is so that you can copy the link to your game so all your friends and Mr Pig’s third hour shop class can join you hey for this version it’s a very useful button s tier this button existed back in Alpha but it was never ever clickable which is kind of funny in its own right but not funny enough to bring it out of the D tier for a useless button I remember that when this was in the game this was the only way to access texture packs if you wanted to change texture packs while in a world you were out of luck you’d have to leave turn it on and then join back so I like it as a concept but it only being on the title screen was not a positive experience C tier and last but not least somehow it’s taken this long to get to a mods button beat here okay and uh that’s about all of them I’m sure that I missed one so leave a comment about what version I missed and like And subscribe so with that being said what would the perfect title screen look like we start with the 1.4.4 title screen from when I started playing now we’re just going to magically add the feature where you can change texture packs mid game and get rid of the texture packs button entirely the realm section will be moved to the multiplayer section I like just having the two buttons but if you really want that third button I think that adding the mini games for from native console edition would be pretty cool anyways since RS is gone we need to add some way to see your reals invites which is why we can add the Bell from Bedrock Edition to the bottom left and to top it all off let’s add the player skin and dressing room to the right side of the screen from bedrock and there it is the ultimate title screen for the ultimate version of Minecraft good night uh since the chunkbase video popped off it gave me enough money to hire an editor so dime will be editing these videos now her name is her hourly rate how convenient say hi dime isn’t her voice so beautiful anyway she’s a very good editor and I’m glad to have her here just thought that you guys should know