The World’s First Bilingual Minecraft SMP

Everybody welcome back to sleep deprived SMP baby we’re the first bilingual Minecraft server first one Mika uh uh oh Genki the Scott yeah okay now we can put it in the title let’s make our own language there’s too many of them wait we could be the first

Minecraft s p that makes their own language that they only use on the internet but then quackity couldn’t join this is our server where we play Minecraft together on our own private SMP that’s invite only and any YouTuber that has uh hundreds of thousands of subscribers you’re welcome to come on

And play just send us a message please please please that means please in Russian uh It is for the first minion server what the [ __ ] dude no there’s no way Ohio don’t leave me alone man I I don’t I’m in I’m basically in a foreign country I’m lagging I I can’t be alone right now manami diamonds diamonds could aside [Laughter] pandas yeah [Laughter] yeah Elgato too uh biblioteca um [ __ ] [Laughter] Are we gonna have uh subtitles for this video yeah I might just have to learn four different languages all right Mika you do the rest I have no blocks bro what is that in your hand alright so what are you guys planning on doing this Minecraft season because he

Says he doesn’t have [ __ ] wood but he does I don’t have wood because it’s in your we should live near each other can I get a 2p yeah can I get a TP I’ll TPU Astro can I get a tp2 mickey you’re here man I don’t I don’t know how to say this

You’re in my basement this is your base yeah it was see me and Mika have decided that we want a room with you no uh and in Spanish also no you’re making a small ass house I don’t even live there anymore like I said I I’m not

There anymore okay well I’m just this is gonna be my Abode for tonight baka let’s see what else do I know in Japanese uh America jindes it’s actually American dude you wouldn’t know Japanese man I bet you have studied Japanese before I actually know one word in

Japanese that is really cool I think the one that is cool is Kakui or however you pronounce it kakoi I don’t know you know which one I like which one man Inkay it means penis oh Astro I feel like we have two uh bumbling baboons in this server with us

And we’re the only two competent ones it’s like we all know we know all these languages yeah we’re polyglots we’re bisexual we’re polyamorous and these guys just they don’t get it a panda speak one foreign word which language is that laughing oh I know a language okay the language of

Love oh God okay baby don’t let him in here is he being weird go on in no no no no no I’ll leave you too to it you hate me you hate me right now most people do however I got you this excuse me I gotta see this I’m sorry

Nothing’s happening in here it’s just a normal to get together between friends for us lovers Honeymooners there’s there’s no love here why can I go to Japan there’s a lot of love and some people are just ignorant are you saying I’m ignorant because I don’t want to

[ __ ] you yes you’re an incel dude how am I an inso get out of my house to get out of my EA EA means house no it doesn’t EA means no no it also means house oh no it doesn’t mean it is a video game publisher and developer well

I guess we have to [ __ ] whoa whoa oh no I don’t want to anymore what the [ __ ] guys we gotta find a better biome I’m not gonna lie this area sucks I don’t want to live here I want to build a house somewhere nice what do

You say we all go on a little Expedition today yeah I’m down that would be so awesome Mika do you have any like resources for me if I want to become bisexual I have three wheat seeds 11 sugarcane and two sticks you don’t even anyway you could just be if I say like

You just no you have to practice you have to practice every day don’t you not really well like okay well you have to do flash cards uh uh uh repetition and Panda you want to do repetition it takes thousands of hours I hear what you’re saying I think

Immersion might be the best way to go about doing immersion dick what are you guys talking about we’re talking about sucking dick you’re on bisexual SMP dude talking about learning a language what are you guys talking about oh I think you’re using the wrong word you said bisexual event bilingual yeah oh

Okay yeah yeah you really yeah up there you know here’s the deal buy means two and look there’s two of us and one of you oh what does that mean what does that mean somebody wants to fight why are you walking away is that a declaration of war or is he scared delivery

Oh [ __ ] I didn’t know you were that low I thought that was a joke Panda take his stuff all my stuff that I spent all last episode getting that’s not good oh [ __ ] I’m sorry man you should have told me I wouldn’t have done it yeah

In my hand and I just made it coincidentally really that’s really cool come back over here can we please find somewhere nice to live if you guys TP to me I found somewhere pretty nice to live I’m not gonna T who said we’re gonna TP at all this is vanilla Minecraft we

Can’t cheat oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] God get out of me that’s the wrong one totally this is an apocalypse sorry I’m sorry sorry sorry let’s regroup somewhere else I’m gonna TP everything to us uh and everything do not do that again after I see you man I

See you I’m here I’m here three o’clock I got my little home here it’s a micro house you know oh like a New York apartment I think we could sell this for at least two mil uh I think we could do two and a half honestly I mean this is

Great it’s right in the middle of everything all right I’m gonna TP everything to us what the [ __ ] dude you’re cheating X right no let’s go on a little Adventure what do you say yo let’s do it I’m ready to start this fun new adventure with you guys and I’m ready to

Have a Minecraft series that goes for longer than two episodes do you think we can make it past two I don’t I think we can make it past too all we have to do is one more especially if we get like a cool like YouTuber to join our SMP

Anyone watching this who has the check mark on YouTube the verified check mark leave us a comment and we’ll see like if you’re cool enough and also we’re not accepting uh shorts YouTubers because you’re frauds I don’t know what it is specifically about your realm slat because this

Doesn’t happen on anyone else’s just look at it it’s sad and pathetic I think it’s time for you to stop complaining okay get a better internet connection maybe I feel like we all complain too much I think it’s time for us to be nicer maybe we should start journaling I

Actually really recommend journaling okay I’m gonna write my first journal entry sure let’s hear it okay Mika is really pissing me off because he won’t upgrade his Wi-Fi connection okay can I write my journal entry now okay Astro is being a total [ __ ] because he doesn’t understand that I got new internet three

Weeks ago okay I’m gonna write another journal entry is that all right yeah yeah let’s hear it Mika says he got new internet but apparently it [ __ ] sucks maybe he should move somewhere else can you take a look at this I actually got something from a chest

This is what I feel like we’re lacking right now uh yeah it’s [ __ ] lame so we got to work on that you’re an [ __ ] we got to work on that I’m not going to walk away but you know what yeah but you should appreciate it yeah but you

Shouldn’t be why shouldn’t I be huh because it’s not nice I give you everything what have you given me you know what I said to you panic you know what I said to you years and years and years this is too heated to start making a [ __ ] stupid ass stupid [ __ ]

Dumb video about cats images You cannot take credit for that you cannot yeah that’s right that’s right no no no no no no no idea for that I need everyone to go to a panda’s dead Line do you like this how are we still in this [ __ ] biome I think I lost you guys wait I can I can TP you oh holy [ __ ] dude all my beautiful [ __ ] I need help you know I actually am all geared up if you have loyalty with me I would protect you

But you turned your back on me you actually turned your back on me I did not turn my back on you you owe you you’re you owe your entire back to me to me why is that because I gave you every idea I have the perfect every idea you

Did not give me Uganda Knuckles you do not give me funny cats yes I did hey don’t touch me don’t touch me I’m sterile don’t touch me I’m still why are we supposed to [ __ ] go man this sucks where’d all my [ __ ] go uh should I TP yeah yeah we can cut that

Part out I don’t think we should I think that was a funny moment no no I mean like we’ll keep that moment in I mean this TP like yeah like right now when we’re about to TP we can cut that so that it looks like we regrouped

Naturally we should keep it in now because it’ll be funnier if it was in do you think so because not really no honestly like at this point since we’ve been talking about it for like a minute I think we should keep it we should keep

It in for the patreon segment no I think we should just keep it in general enthralling content we’re like yeah Patriot honors one minute of bonus content okay now we have to keep it in though is the thing now it’s because we really don’t do it we don’t have anything in no

It’s become a bit we have to keep it in it has become a thing it’s become a thing unfortunately we did a thing guys we did a thing yeah I’ve kind of you know what it is I I’ve uh I’ve only got two little clogs here I kind of have

Decided to uh give up on the pursuit for worldly possessions I think I’m doing a lot better for myself you know now that I’m you know one with nature eating plants shut the [ __ ] up hippie oh my God I [ __ ] killed itself yeah I would too guys I got one hey [ __ ]

Name your cat I’m gonna call him Brian D just like docs some random guy why are there so many cats there’s an orange one there’s another Brown High School wait there’s a Jambo yeah there’s so many cats [ __ ] we got a lot of fish and catch

Them let’s go fishing that should be the mission of this video is to just get a cat for all of us we should all get it at Brian Brian be careful Brian be careful can you swim shouldn’t the dog be named Brian it’s a white dog too with

A red collar shouldn’t that be Brian all right maybe the dog is Brian dude there’s a cat High School character Jenny Matrix so many [ __ ] animals in the pond right now my God can we name the squid as well that is alliterator is that a video game high school character again big baby

Brian’s bound to burn bro oh Mika look eat this he did what is this a 2012 Machinima eat this who do you think that intern was who put annotations on literally thousands and thousands of videos all the same thing and linking to the most unimportant series of all time okay

Mickey when you get back there’s gonna be something for you thanks man a little treat you’re hungry eat that is it going to kill me because I have a lot of things that I’m probably never ever going to get back considering it’s not going to kill you it’s a it’s a

Delicacy in Japan laughs I’m eating it but it’s oh that’s it just now caught up you know what’s what’s really funny is like I said that I can’t die because I don’t even know if I have set my spawn point here and like I have a bunch of things I’m

Probably never gonna get again in my life just because of like playing on like 5 000 ping it’s funny because you’re so far behind in lag you’ve actually already died are you serious yeah you died in your [ __ ] went everywhere hahaha okay you actually needed so while we’re

Wait where did Panda go I’m getting cats how many fish did you get both do you think I could have a fish to get a cat and a 12 fish already you’re a hacker dude you’re actually doing that dream whatever you raise the loot tables how

Did I erase I don’t know you went into the you did the dissertation [ __ ] all right you know what I did you know I did I went into the water and killed fish because there’s mob fishing oh my God he’s so [ __ ] smart oh I think he killed him off the whole

Ecosystems I don’t know if there’s any more cats did you take all the [ __ ] he has two kids do it I don’t have two yeah I don’t just have to [ __ ] those are yours too oh my god you’re an [ __ ] what cats you took the Jambo I

Still have a cat so I’m not worried about this honestly like I’m pretty devastated about this it was like I am too the one thing I wanted out of this playthrough was to get a cast nope that’s [ __ ] schlatt’s cat again taken man they’re all taken they’re all taken

Yeah it’s not a single cat left Hannah I’m killing your cats no you are not I’m killing your [ __ ] I swear I swear to everything there was enough for one for all of us and you just [ __ ] it man you [ __ ] it which one do you like well you

Would not kill a cat dude I swear swear on what do you swear in chungus I swear on you got her Knuckles you swear on funny kits you’re dead you staring funny cats wearing funny cats I can’t [ __ ] around with that that’s really [ __ ] up though man we both

Wanted cats yeah I like that now I’m gonna kill him I’m gonna kill him dude I lost everything I will make it my mission to obliterate you how about this let’s all get together in this building down by schlatt yeah because Mika’s a little lost we should we should reconvene honestly like I

Jumped down three blocks and because I had half of heart from being poisoned by that puffer fish you gave me I died and lost everything so I think honestly you know I’d prefer to just stay in my enclosure that’s good a panda schlatt and I can

Have a discussion okay maybe I do want to get teepeed wow a lot of cats a little loud don’t you think so come on that was an accident that was an accident [ __ ] yo no that was actually an accident that was actually an accident bro you

Cannot say that was I I was trying to Kill The Creeper can you mind that snow I need snowballs so much snow around this house oh [ __ ] that’s a cat I thought it was a snow block I said I’m running away wait look wait hold on this cat is oh look at

This wait that is actually adorable um me and me and Jenny Matrix oh my God that’s pretty cute that is cute thank you you meant to mind the bed right yeah I was trying to collect the my recent point my respawn [Laughter] hey man what happened I think we should

Try to kill all the mobs in there I mean Hostile Mobs did you guys touch my area no I’m trying to kill the zombie [ __ ] just touched my cat that was the zombie dude oh [ __ ] your dog’s mad at me what the [ __ ]

Oh wait no he got you oh okay you got me yeah because you never killed him yeah that’s fine that’s fine yeah because you never you’d never like kill an animal or anything no of course I mean if if shot did it too and no one would forgive that either

Because that would be a vile horrible thing to do it would be pretty despicable and like disgusting and like you would go to hell yeah like no one no one would want that right did you just kill my cat no he would not do that dude he killed my white cat it’s over

It’s so done did you kill him and that was my cat what cat was slain by [ __ ] that was probably just a concert right here what is this a Dr Seuss poem what cat was slain why would you kill myself I don’t care man it was only fish it’s

Not fair because you took five of them four of them one cat two cat three cat dead or cat five cats oh I guess I cannot believe you I cannot believe you no yeah Brian D’s gonna take care of you buddy thank you that’s right that’s right can someone uh sample

Schlatt’s laugh right there is like the intro to Feel Good Inc guys I’m really excited for this next episode because this one honestly wasn’t too good come on man no you can’t believe that you’re gonna make a lot of progress and we and and Panda decided to [ __ ] us so maybe next time

You took all the [ __ ] cats that’s that was the goal this episode man well maybe you guys should have found more fish I don’t know what to say panda can I just level with you like even if we had found more fish hold on let me get

Back into the game even if we had found more fish Panda I’m back in the game by the way even if we had found more fish you would have taken all the cats anyways so it wasn’t a problem with the fish it was a problem with you were

Being greedy Astro and I told you that all we wanted to do was have cats you know me especially I can’t even play the game Panda I just wanted a cat exactly I just wanted wow wow all those cats but still no [ __ ] is this entire [ __ ] Minecraft world

[ __ ] snow biome you know what it is I think we need to restart on a multiplayer server that is another around no no honestly maybe honestly maybe though actually I’ve made so much progress Ive okay yeah because every time I make progress I lose all of it okay well

Maybe we gotta find a bilingual server for us I’ll message my friend quackity you’re right that’s a good idea and Dream well we don’t need him say qsmp isn’t taking applications would you settle for United SMP can I be honest with you like if there’s a if there’s an ability to I’m

Not gonna fly United so I’m not gonna join United SMP oh God what do you think he’s is it a burglary my cat died Jenny Matrix why why did that happen was it a panda I’m not even over there I think it was a panda Schlatter it wasn’t me I think it

Might have been [ __ ] bastard that was Karma I swear to Pepe I did nothing he just went to Pepe you guys can TP me right now you’ll see I’m dude I’m actually not even I’m not in a snow biome I’ve been running and jumping for like 10 minutes straight which is

Unusual for me and I’m still in a [ __ ] Tiger Biome you know I thought I’d shut because you didn’t take my royalty book you turned your back on me literally and then walked away I literally gave you the idea for Ugandan Knuckles you literally didn’t not only

That but funny cats you know who told you to do the Elon are you okay video oh please me me I was the one really that’s true really I lift my home if you gave me to log into your [ __ ] YouTube channel I would upload more to it than you would

If you want to run my channel server sucks man I go there’s no [ __ ] [ __ ] listen guys we’re tearing ourselves apart Lisa why don’t we tear you apart man what okay what did I do I’m pissed man it’s not another I found another one another Village Don’t tell me it’s Brian D it’s Brian D okay I’ll probably died Panda okay yeah yeah I did it I did it nice oh my God there’s more cats I I don’t have the fish anymore that I had I don’t know I guess I guess I’ll just uh get them then yeah yeah I think you should give me the log into your Channel

I will upload to it what would you upload I don’t know with panda coded content oh here’s why I think this [ __ ] thing is stupid that sounds like a good video I got it I got him I got him whoa yeah I got another kitty everybody

Join us next time on sleep deprived STP SMP baby the only bisexual server on YouTube we’re gonna kiss each other later I’m not gonna I’m not participating in that French kiss