The Yogscast – Minecraft Minigames – Would You Rather? – Games With Sips

Hello and welcome to the Oscars today me and sips are playing a game called would you rather I think basically we help choose between toots so girl to start pad and yeah and this is its we’re just going to go for it we work at a plate

Connect for today but like the you know the game that they play in in mental hospitals in and it will chief God we’re in one flow of cookies is from would you Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest but would you rather play Connect four or would you rather be in a mental

Hospital sips because honestly that decision is cheap in the hospital and will he throw a flashing through a window to break me out eventually yeah veg – yeah so I think I got a good eye chief is a good guy yeah would you rather be kidnapped by terrorists or

Live in a world where it rains glue okay I have to choose one of these right okay and you have to guess which one what you think I chose so what if this is you would live map to you what and put you through some sort of glue related

Torture then they would both kind of be the same yeah but also what if it just happened in the world where it also always rained glue if it rained glue that would be pretty bad i oh but I don’t go outside that much it doesn’t rain that much

Although also maybe we could like harvest the glue and on the other hand tech bian came that by terrorists you know they probably let you go right what’s their survival rate for being kidnapped by terrorists I don’t know if they let you go much these days actually

I think most mostly you get beheaded at the end of it all so like you have to choose you have 10 seconds to choose do you want to be beheaded or do you want to redefine I pick it’s raining they’re ready – it’s raining glue I read I

Picked you have to pick which I think I pick – times up times up times up was it I picked the raining glue rather than be a terrorist but I knew it it’s raining glue hallelujah it’s raining glue hey baby did I get a point I don’t know I don’t

Know it’s just it went black would you rather have no knees yeah or have a scar the shape of a question holy [ __ ] Mike me imagine explaining that one at a party hey baby check this out oh my god is that a question book that’s right I was

Assaulted by the Riddler do I have to do it again like you said you don’t really go outside very often so that would probably signify that you’re just sitting at a computer all the time do you need knees to sit at a computer all the time well I think having their knees

You might be alright with it you know you could just kind of get some you could get like surgery to have like artificial bones put in artificial needs so then again maybe you don’t have all the muscles like robotic knees yeah yeah yeah where are you what’s going on are

You oh god you’ve discovered me I’m in my secret control room here I have two buttons right one about knees and one about uh being assaulted by the Riddler I think having these would be a lot worse than getting branded by the Riddler right I am NOT double bluffing

Or anything no no I know I know you would never do that to me because we’re a team right even though this is a competitive eSport we’re still a team and we need my friends we need to stay friends throughout this great ordeal would you rather stay friends or betray

Your friends in return for its fast amount of money and eSports and efj aim the money is not actually vast it’s like $20,000 maybe Wow yvaine was the only that would you rather to be a big budget would I get a wrestling entrance when I appeared like on stage to do my gaming

Yeah we could play like some Tina Turner strobe lights like like the The Undertaker the song marching yeah yeah you need you might need like a resting move you know you my Turner would be great too we don’t need another hero bomb ball that could also be the name of your wrestling move

Yeah just Tina Turner you turn her round the Tina Turner opera the Borat a bum job alternate abrasives Oh have you have you picked okay fine yeah yeah ten seconds to choose what what oh I guess I was choosing that time I think so yeah

Yeah oh I see I was the chooser which one did you pick the Riddler uh time’s up what’s this is this a second he walked away did you walk away from my simply it there’s the school it player two is a – OH player one is on what one no yes

I’m not what okay what I’m back in the ready room alright okay go would you rather pick put a toothpick in your toenail and slam it on a wall or have your legs replaced with a pogo stick oh my god they’re both brutal opps well hang on both of your legs replaced with

One pogo stick so like you would be a n ho go but you don’t have to polish dicks for each like one for each leg I’m not sure how I’d feel about that what was the first one putting a toothpick into you like dick hole or something Oh

Toenail yeah and slam it on a wall yeah it is short term pain versus long term disability I mean at the same time though that champagne would be okay it’s got a pretty brutal yeah I chose get a great one have you gone with which one do you think I chose I

Went for the Pogo leg uh you you think I chose the Pokedex no I wouldn’t have she’s no poker legs well it looks like I’m still there you go you’re still winning I once and block – nothing well I love how another we don’t quite understand

This game I pack in a yellow guessing room Oh like a twos turn okay so now it’s my turn to choose one apparently would you rather would you rather be trapped on a giant air-hockey table or have your legs replace for the pogo stick hmm let me think

Air hockey table probably be pretty dangerous um and the pogo stick would obviously be something that rap would be quite already yeah clicked already I knew exactly what I wanted you pick the pogo stick yes you really really want that I really really I’m all over that pogo stick who’s winning now

Are you still oh no no you get did I guess that so I guess the pogo stick gets it all uh would you rather mow a football field with a pair of scissors or have a butt that expands whenever you lie oh my god so it’s like a patio situation but instead of

Your nose it’s your butt why could I mean you lie all the time why can I get like an erection every time anyway that would be even better actually just like this Lucas Jesus yes you just have a permanent renege loaner I hate lying fetish damn it yo you lie like all the

Time yeah I mean there’s a lot of Lent las’ there’s a lot of things that you could do with an expanding but as well like think of like all the things that you could get away with you know you’re trying to get on the bus yep you know you lie about why you’re

Late for the bus and the bus had to wait for you and your butt expands you’re like I can’t get on the bus and bus drivers like oh my god that’s so awkward like oh can I just get on for free and he’s like yeah yeah just get on for free

If you but can accommodate it and then you’ve got like a free bus ride right there I think that that is a routine thing that happens but at the same time I think that like you lie all the time by accident right so yeah every you know

We like you wouldn’t even realize in your butt would just be getting bigger and bigger and you just lie so much that you know you just have like a butt the size it would be enormous yeah yeah just like be like laughs the entire universe before you know it all right I think

It’s quite clear what choice I need to go for and that is quite clearly I can’t even remember the Hey you’re watching yeah well I really hate you because I know you’re supposed to pay how about you quite really predicted what you I already know what you’re picking no

Wonder you’re winning come on get back in your cage geez I can’t it doesn’t let me in there be watching you for like 10 minutes creepily god okay here hang on a second which jeez you’re gonna know is there some way that I can do this without oh look I’ve already picked okay

I’m gonna go for this one all right here you picked I can’t remember what order they were in so I just picked whatever ten no damn it I paid I thought you’d know the Lord I think you will decide but I thought you wanted to just mow the lawn it wouldn’t

Have taken that long whatever pair of scissors what a mess [ __ ] that’s effort that’s a lot of effort I was you got it right look I didn’t give it a be one in a few days right you would have mowed that lawn in a few days it would have

Been done yeah what about it you would have just been like thinking up the rest of the script for you gigantic expanding but adventure oh no it’s my turn now okay so I choose between only ever being able to listen to Justin Bieber’s music or have mosquito eyes holy [ __ ] oh my god

Mosquito eyes pretty pretty bad right you know pretty bad like are we talking about eyes that are like still the same size as human or are they like shrunk down like really tiny eyes but do you think that you would start acting like a bit of a mosquito like just through

Having the mosquito eyes you know you’d be like oh well now I got mosquito eyes and might as well just go around and like you throw up on doughnuts and like suck people’s blood and do all that other crazy flying people’s ears yeah they’re sleeping so like if you had

Mosquito eyes and you lived you know with your parents or whatever would you creep up to their bedroom in the middle of the night and do that really annoying thing that mosquitoes do when they like buzz into your ear while you’re trying to sleep just like go sneak up next to

Your mom and dad’s bed while they’re sleeping just slowly move your face towards one of their heads and go you know what I’m gonna pick that you know I don’t I just I was trying to figure out how to get out of the booth and then it

Just dawned on me that I could just pick ahead of you picking and then come over and watch you pick that’s what you’ve been doing right musics a big part of my life but I think I do I mean I am a big fan of Justin Bieber so I don’t think it

Would be really that much of a problem are you oh no it’s easier there cuz that’s what Bieber fans our car is it but yeah eager beaver’s yeah yeah well I there you go I’ve learned something today [ __ ] what did you guess I can’t remember no you didn’t you got on you

Guessed I would go for the mosquito eyes didn’t you no did over I just wanted to get out of the picture oh they’re good trick ha ha ha ok thanks what’s nicer yeah uh-huh yeah you’re on the timer would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or

Milk a cow with your math so you would rather milk a cow with your mouth oh my god you’d suck on that sucker you’re totally rush it yeah yes how do you think about it I think the way guys [ __ ] doing the speed round you were

Getting it on that Cal it was no charge my ass what is happening is totally it’s like my ass is so sore these days it’s like even the softest toilet paper feels like sandpaper so I opted for the cow oh man okay would you yeah uh have the

Ability to see through people’s clothes or turn into a baby and instantly undergo pubes oh man yeah yeah I wanna like oh my dream has always been to just like be born as a fully grown man in a business suit with like white hair oh

[ __ ] you get it oh man yeah you’re crazy what B people dislike a ready-made businessman yeah like just a baby like I’m not a 500 CEO straight up right out oh my suit yeah that’d be great okay would you rather live with clowns or live with a live with Miley Cyrus oh

It’s like the same thing pretty much are gonna be Cyrus is at least a clown who might occasionally take her clothes off so like I’ll go but more clowns I do you never see them strip down but like I saw Miley Cyrus like humping a wrecking ball

So whatever I’ll go so so I picked that later I yeah I just wanna I think you won Wow oh man or did you I don’t know no you have a round is still another round oh my god okay okay here we go well would you really be never be able

To take a loss he meant well murder he push ups every time you use bad grammar oh my god okay done I think I think I know what I would pick I like the push ups right like like I know you’d rather do push-ups well I think once you get really good at

Push-ups it’s not very hard and I don’t use bad grammar very often sips so I’m all about having a ski mask all the time that’s what I picked oh yeah yeah why not this is no be hilarious though if you had a ski mask all the time and you were

Like a cereal like a convenience store holder up or a bank robber or whatever right no it was you after a while because you could never take it off so it’s almost like having a face right now I see never say no it’s true kidnapped by terrorists

Yeah all right I mean you could also be kidnapped by terrorists then never say no no no I’d like to rather never say no because you can like this other ways of saying no isn’t there like you could be like like a hint hint sort of like wink wink nudge nudge way

Of saying no you can say I saw casting shade did it yes you have done it oh my god we’ve just turned into ghosts and fall down some sort of like shoot it’s like a fresh thank for me I guess when you lose just endlessly have to travel

Down a chute no you’re just standing there no no I’m in a shoot I’m falling down for the rest of eternity for losing that game Oh God that’ll tell you I have to play better oh no not hey thanks you saved my life hey you saved me from a your eternity of

You know playing that game crawling through would you rather Henson but would you rather what an amazing adventure thank you for watching yeah yeah thanks – see you next time kay bye bye it was like a joke