This Cursed Minecraft Map Ruined Me

So I was just heading home one day because I just wanted to go to bed and then bam somehow I ended up in this nightmare and this guy’s trying to kill me for for growing his bamboo this is crazy we got all these guys chained up

And and I’m cursed what the heck not cool okay I’m I’m gonna make it out of here I just wanna sleep that was like the worst intro I’ve ever done whoa whoa it is lagging Barbara barossa’s curse press the start okay wait hold on uh so you’re under five

Chunks are you joking me huh guess I guess you know if I have to okay we’re on five chunks definitely better on my frame rate let’s do it it’s getting late I should go to bed no I shouldn’t it’s not my bedtime is this my car what is

This what kind of car is this it’s like an awkward mix between um a truck and a Jeep or I don’t know it doesn’t matter okay Bridge just a little Bridge it’s kind of a dangerous bridge you know you can fall in the water like that and then you can’t get back up

But I did I don’t want to follow the path so you know I kind of like to know why I’m I’m here what is this I don’t know I don’t need to walk through I kind of like to know why I’m at these places so I’m gonna make up my own little story

Until I until I know one uh this is my grandma’s house and these are her dogs and I’m coming to visit Grandma in the night because she called me and said uh she needed help you know like the the old uh she’s Fallen I guess you know you

Know what I’m talking about it’s so dark don’t worry I’m gonna brighten up for you guys with with some editing I don’t know whatever she’s got a huge TV Grandma Grandmom home got nothing in here you up here grandma where’s oh that is a roof it’s a glass

Roof it’s like uh what the heck this is like some Looney Tunes type thing where you pull the lever in a Anvil drops on my head all right here we go I don’t know Grandma where are you I’m on I’m on the house I don’t know what to

Do I don’t know if I should run out there probably not um okay let’s hit let’s hit the uh the Looney Tunes lever can’t do it I don’t know what this is all right uh what are we doing here what’s going on I don’t even know what what uh you always take

The flowers start hitting these dogs honestly can’t ah they’re doing me dirty right now grandma oh I see a light larva I can’t break anything what if I do fall down there how do I get out seems kind of silly don’t you think oh whoops my house the other way I got so

Lost oh my God I should go to bed that it literally says I should go to bed okay sorry about that I uh didn’t read so this is my house scrap the whole Grandma’s house idea that I don’t know who came up with that should go to sleep

So I guess I set up this this trap here we go okay sweet dreams oh what on Earth where am I I’m gonna talk like how I think I’ll talk in this um all right got some bamboo got some observers obviously we just go over here

And get this iron pickaxe easy peasy oh what’s this am I moving something I’m guessing that like obviously I need to put those a certain way so I’m looking for slabs or maybe like those water okay okay how do I get back over water what is going on this torch is

Stopping this bamboo from growing I need to get something to be observed up there so I’m guessing it’s that oh boy what do I do up there Barrel maybe I can reach the barrel I do some epic jumps wait let me get up to the barrel first

Oh no I can’t make that what do we got here what is happening it’s so incredibly dark in here we’ll figure it out we’re figuring it out I am so lost right now I mean there’s water there what does this have to do with how do I

Get that I’m gonna try like doing a crazy jump to it it just doesn’t seem like it’s this is how you’re supposed to do it though like I’m missing something you know what do you want with me there’s water over here oh my gosh I’m really lost I’m

Stuck just some crazy puzzles already I didn’t ask for this maybe I did hmm what does this mean am I moving something is wait what if I line these lanterns up right here they’ve been lined up what does that mean this soil what nowhere to go what did I just hit You’re joking I’ve been trying to turn these the whole time oh oh over over and placed on cracked deep slate tiles I can’t place it here I just cracked oh oh my god oh I can’t jump on that can I reach it now bone meal

Oh so this is going to make the um the bamboo grow for the Observer come on but I still can’t do it yet I have to break the torch no no this is genius this is genius Oh my God okay now this is so cool never mind it all came together oh here we go all right another really dark room okay oh there thank goodness someone’s here I woke up in this dungeon oh okay oh I’m gonna die I’m dead I’m just dead are you serious huh

Pick that I don’t have to hit those targets I’m assuming what what is going on okay hold on let’s let’s take a moment to unpack all that dialogue that just happened some guy says Who Dares one of these holes I say I I think he’s like a good guy and say I

Woke up in this place I don’t know and he said silence I saw your tampering just fine you tore apart pieces of these ruins carelessly like they were made for you you have no right to be meddling in these rooms or did every person to come

Before what and I just died because I walked the lava like an idiot is this hell what have I done to deserve this okay we’re in another great I’ll cast You Adele and I just freed myself by hitting those targets cool so my house was haunted so when I slept of course I

You know went into a weird dungeon place what is it the ruins the ruined halls and he got mad because I took apart the I hit I hit the torch you know bamboo I don’t know he’s pissed off I don’t think it was that bad didn’t really ruin it that bad

Wallace hey up here names Wallace what brings you here okay I can’t do that hey there I was wondering about the Mansion when suddenly you guys showed up and cursed me to hear oh yeah that guy you cursed me here too okay that’s John barrosa he’s the worst he

Sent me here because I was exploring some Ancient Temple yeah that’s what I was doing anyways could you help me down from here it kind of hurts Wallace I’m gonna get you down sure thing I’ll see what I can do look at him he’s like he’s really up there all right so you

Have something from me can break another gold ore and chains another cold ore is that like this stuff okay so I need to give this to him wait he’ll give me something in return uh oh yeah can’t just be nuggets can it here give me that bucket on your head I need

It give it to me now that piglet hates gold ingots for some reason wow good to know he’d prefer a new hat finally wear something other than that bucket doing a new head eh I’ll give you a new hat I I swear if it says he doesn’t want the Hat

The gold hot helmet hey thank you man okay I got a bucket of lava this what’s going on what are we doing here what is what is this did I like climb up you think probably go up the ladder yes ladder ladder time what is this can you is that allowed can you

Make that jump that’s just ridiculous okay maybe maybe I can use the slime block to do some jumps let’s try that out I’m really high up here now if I can use slime block to get over there you cannot bounce on slime if you’re holding space or shift was I doing that

I don’t even think I made it to the slime okay let’s try that again let’s check these other rooms first I don’t know what’s going on there oh oh probably wasn’t supposed to see this huh shouldn’t have left that there for me to find more gold ingots I’m Gonna Be Rich after this

Don’t know if there’s a secret combination there I can make chains as well I don’t know if I saw any chains but it’s good to know should I break all these like I don’t know I’m gonna have so many ingots so many nuggets of gold I guess I’ll take it all maybe there’s

Something hidden behind one of these you never know you never know when these in hell you know because we’re in hell right now if you have if you have forgotten or not okay okay Dave ah where is he he’s just screaming Dave I don’t know how to help Dave he’s

Just screaming constantly I don’t even know where he is where are you Dave please give me something other than ah the little parkour here huh bone meal for this let me jump up here more bone meal okay ow can I stop burning I’d love that I can’t

Do any jumps while I’m burning stop burning oh my God I forgot the nether Burns you for so long all right oh I can grab this what can this break bone block it seems like it’s gonna break in one hit so gotta be careful with it where is Dave anyway I don’t understand

Is he burning in the lava if you’re burning in the lava please let me know because then I would hurry up but just take my time right now what we doing here what do we got going on here can break bone block like over there should I go over there

And hit this button there you are you’re still screaming why are you screaming Dave please okay he was fine he was he wasn’t even he’s still screaming just come to the portal oh hey what is this he’s just Waltzing on over huh this is so funny what is

Happening never seen walking like this Dave what did you oh so once they’re all here the portal will open of course why why didn’t I think of that more nuggets more nuggets all right oh more nuggets sorry Dave you have to watch out here my nugget fiend they wear nuggets for me it

Doesn’t look like it so then there should be another guy I need to save over here so many nuggets I don’t really know how this will work I guess he just wants to follow it gotta get that guy’s attention somehow reset Strider positions how does

That make any sense to me oh wait can I get on them whoa oh I’ve never even I’ve never rode one of these guys before oh I’m dead I’m so dead okay that’s interesting writing writing the guys it’s get back over here go over here uh-huh

You stay there no no no you let me ride let me get on can I not get on this one oh you can’t ride this guy okay we’re making progress here come on you I push you I push you yeah yeah all right we’re good let’s go um oh my God there’s more

Come on get over here let’s go in there got him we’re figuring this out um oh I’m gonna need him somehow ah I oh uh oh boy light blue concrete hmm hmm okay how do I do this I can ride that guy I don’t know I don’t know what to do here

Come on up bud does this open that I’m just a little lost right now well I have this was there light blue concrete somewhere Ah foreign come on come on let’s go how’d you get over there wait oh never mind how did you get over here okay let’s go over here oh we use so fast right now oh genius okay I made it to you Ryan Ryan didn’t say anything he didn’t

Want any help 14 years don’t tell me he’s been standing here are you joking me Ryan 14 years do you hear that can’t believe him imagine just standing there for 14 years and not doing anything I couldn’t be me Ryan I couldn’t I can’t believe you I see gold

Nuggets and I need to take them I am taking them all boo oh I knew something was behind one of these scary got me good got me good I will say that now we’re gonna go save um what was his name William no Wallace all we need to do is save

Wallace and we’re out of here but this one seems a little more difficult so I can break the chains with this pickaxe I have a lava bucket but what is that what does that do for me can we play some packed ice Oh my God are you kidding me right now I’m making like a big pillar oh I’m closing the Gap that I couldn’t get across it’s got to be good enough super nuggets get out of my way all right this is it right here and get up real nice and high

I’m coming for you uh here we go oh I missed I don’t even I cut that part out of the video okay we’re good all right we’re going over the first attempt right here this is it this is it first attempt that’s right okay Wallace it’s gonna

Let’s get you out of here oh my God are you still hanging on I bet they were you’re just sitting up there how many years was he here again if that guy was here for 14 years I noticed this weird portal thing around here looks like we need four people to

Stand on it yeah yeah all right Wallace let’s get out of here I already got the other two and you’re the last one there’s Ryan 14 years won’t push a button Dave the this guy that doesn’t stop screaming and incoming Wallace guy that was chained up for for years and years

And now it’s my turn let’s go that’s the portal what is that oh oh why are they looking at me like this why do I feel like that’s not gonna be the way out or it’s not done yet I won’t let Barossa off easy either yeah okay of

Course Dave just screams all right let’s go so we’re gonna go take care of Barossa now after what he’s done to all of us hey what is the plan Ryan now it’s Wallace his powers come from the Mansion if we find a weak spot and blow it up it

Should make him way weaker okay oh I saw okay come catching on here let’s do that let’s this started from me just sleeping in my bed no no I’m now in a mansion whoa Dave has a bunch of TNT I thought he just screams he wants cake all right I’ll get I’ll get him cake no we have to you’re not getting TNT until I get cake are you kidding me oh yeah coal and water like that more water more water more water

They make a cake again it’s like milk and and something okay okay these water buckets need to be milk buckets okay yeah what is what is this telling me Oh the lava won’t come out of that okay good to know so it says I need to make a

Fire charge with coal gunpowder and blaze powder I have coal can be placed on magenta concrete magenta concrete all right boat we got a boat why do I got a boat I don’t know why but we got about okay can I break the boat nice little bed here can I like go in

There somehow if I Dismount near the oh Easter egg okay one out of three Easter eggs cool maybe I get a little prize at the end if I get all three of them okay I’ll take some iron armor oh magenta concrete what the heck all right all right

What is going on right now oh no I crushed the egg got an egg for the cake that’s huge it’s big big moves I can’t pick the water back up unfortunately cake I wish I knew how to make a cake I know it’s three buckets of

Milk oh my God I gotta read a book a day stroll from the great Kingdom Camelot the mountains of it is the King’s favor he enjoys fine breads unfortunately this year’s Harvest has been horrible the farmer can even produce a single Bush roll we the king grows angry and impatient with the farm

The king would have not hesitate to have the farmer executed great on a dry Summer Morning the King has had enough he misses his daily fine breads this is no life for royalty that’s what I’m saying you can decide to send his Knights to demand the wheat you become

Immersed in the story no no you have until midnight to bring the king three bushels of wheat understood I cannot deliver that much my crops have had their worst harvest in decades it will deliver that wheat or you will die King’s orders okay I’ll take this corn flour

Ish what are we going to do there’s no way I can get three bushels I can’t even get one maybe we could ask the Wizards this is the guard or the wizard or we could try to expose the king I know he’s up to no good what is

Happening expose the king or get the wheat I don’t know oh didn’t like that hey stop that let’s you can’t do anything about it I wonder if I can break them all what’s this King’s Castle is up there I do like the sound of that

Can’t hit it from here so I’m gonna have to do some sick parkour I guess arrows whoa what is happening there I gotta ride the pig obviously I have arrows oh okay let’s go and get on this pig now oh my God this is ridiculous okay first off

Do you want to go down there uh not yet looks like I can get back up hopefully nope ah you can hear the king speak to his guard through the wall look at the king look at him that’s my gerbil in the cave of schools would you be so kind as to

Bring it to me the key of schools I’d rather die let’s let’s put that to the test get the book or I will have your head okay this guy just wants to kill everyone my darkest secret slide within and I cannot have someone stumbling upon it or into

It all right King now I know it’s in the cave of schools way to go idiot that was a bad hiding spot I should kill you but I need to go into this cave wait I’m really scared can you protect me sure when you’re ready to take my ax

Okay well first of all there was something I needed to try the pig’s like the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is going up and down I don’t know how you got back here but here’s an exit I just jumped right over what do you mean I wonder if the king is still here the guard’s still there too I was he outside ah this is some tomfoolery right now give me that ax

What the pop into his arm you want me to protect you oh boy I should just let him die right do you think that’s that’d be funny right sure would be funny if he died right okay oh I’m gonna try to keep him alive see what happens you walk so slow

I can’t believe this let’s go Bud come on risking my life out here for you and you’re the guard that said you’re gonna kill me I don’t I don’t get what’s going on here okay a lot of zombies down there like gonna kill him should I hit him by accident oh

Okay we did it grab the book and let’s go I will grab the book we did a cell what’s it say The Diary dear diary I’m tired of sharing all this wheat with my guards I’m sending them to the cave of skulls with with them dead I can have it all to

Myself are you kidding me he’s trying to kill me yeah he’s trying to kill you he’s a bad guy he’s a bad guy what can I say oh spectator what is this Looney Tunes town oh my God I don’t know what to say at this point like that that was

The game I wasn’t doing that oh my god look what is it we oh I got more wheat with wheat in hand and the King spelled you shut the pages of the book wow that was cool that was pretty neat is there another Easter egg up here maybe in this

Shulker box yeah all right one more Easter egg uh huh what we got going on here what’s going on here I can see I need a button there’s shears right there but I cannot jump over the years oh my God I know what I need

It’s the boat I need the boat okay let’s get the boat riding on the the Cobble the the stone with my boat scratching up the bottom of my boat we’re almost there and here we go boat oh geez okay placed on polished Granite polished Granite you say is it in here

Gotta be oh wait huh was that their attempt at like making the painting look bigger polished Granite you say hmm what’s in the let’s what’s with this room I still need milk I don’t know a polished granny even looks like do I what does Polish Greener look like

Oh that’s what it looks like okay I know what polish green it looks like now I don’t remember seeing any though hmm I mean there’s shears in there as well oh what’s this about I feel like you’re supposed to put water or something in there and it’ll all go flowing through I

Don’t know oh is that polished granite oh oh that is insane that is the coolest thing that ever sugarcane wait what happened what oh enable water valve the sugar cane room has changed oh no okay what do you mean by that oh my God this is gonna take forever

Okay that’s cool not these two even go faster in here it’s not an option um it could be that one see what’s over here it’s gonna be a dead end isn’t it Maybe not maybe yes it is a dead end gonna be this one obviously oh my God

Wait wait yeah wait not that one it’s a zero this or another one I’m gonna try this one nope okay it’s literally the middle one it’s the last one I’m trying at least I know there’s no um Easter eggs I hope are you kidding me there was

I knew it okay I knew it but you can’t actually get up into it our sugarcane room has changed let’s see how it has changed aha I gotta start like swimming fast there we go oh gosh go what is that noise a silverfish hmm mine cart

Can’t go that way if I go fast I can go that way but I don’t think I can anymore let’s see what we’re working with more bread some cobwebs uh so potent that it draws all baked goods towards it what it’s uh sounds pretty silly okay sewer rad ow

That was it that’s all I needed to do easy peasy that’s all I’m gonna say uh okay we got the mine cart is over here can we push it yes we can okay so I need to stop the Redstone from getting there so I need to figure out

What I can put there that’ll stop it from this one I’m gonna have an alluring eye oh wait that’s crazy I I don’t know I I hit it again okay we did it that’s just ridiculous here’s some really cool puzzles I’m I could I would have never thought of

Any of this parkour here we go we’re going up please don’t fall button and a sheep over there oh boy oh boy oh what do I do with you should I fall down there you think I could you think I’ll survive oh cheers no I’m gonna uh nope nope

Ah wait I still have shoes to break sugar cane I haven’t used them yet so let’s get some sugar cane I think that’s for the cake recipe oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m so dumb I’m so dumb the Sheep the milk I could have gotten milk

From that sheep okay it’s fine we’re fine I don’t know we’re fine we’re okay where am I going oh boy did I do something bad I’m gonna drown uh maybe I won’t drown what the heck whoa what the heck why am I in a boss battle right now

Okay can’t even get out of here uh going down I guess what just happened uh this is taking forever I’m just gonna land in them in the other room what is the what was the point of this I thought I was gonna get like an Easter egg or

Something gosh dang it come on okay we’re back no Easter egg from that that was the point what was the point I’m just gonna go get the buckets of of milk like I was gonna do milk time milk time gonna go all the way back up this

I feel like I’m not gonna make it again okay no no come on got three buckets okay I guess that was like the fastest way back honestly I I just I don’t remember what the cake recipe is I gotta look it up oh wait I gotta do something with sugarcane right

Here like cook sugar cane oh no I’m dumb I don’t even think that I didn’t that wasn’t me okay I got three sugar I still have the blaze powder even though like oh I do uh so I can make a fire charge now ah this and this got the fire charge

So I should also now be able to make the cake okay here we go cake Time Sugar and wheat there it is I got the cake and I got the fire charge I don’t know what you want me to do with the fire charge I think I throw it oh that’s okay

Here okay I have your cake raw gold in here yum yum eat em up cakes here you can come up and grab it now now I don’t feel like getting up are you serious oh how do you want me to do that oh my God this guy

Eat your cake how do I move what do you want me to do here I I uh oh my God I can’t just pick it up um wait can I draw the cake too wait a minute oh my God you’re joking me that thanks man the 30 TNT

Raw iron oh is there raw iron in here wait oh no now where do I go Brian what the heck is Ryan oh oh my God I do have a way to light it here we go uh oh boy I I can’t see anything who dare alarmed this man I

Sound like the man just gonna be gone after this oh my God no no no no no no no no no no stop you guys are so annoying because I hit you and then you run away die I don’t know if I can fall off this platform that would be very uncool

Okay we’re good is that you have gotten stronger and you’ve gotten weaker your life ends here we’ll see about this uh John barrosa you’re joking me how do i i a greater jump height oh oh this is just insanity is what it is take that oh Where is he I don’t like this okay what just happened there he is the me John you really only move around like crazy I can’t even get to him I had to kill everything first maybe shattered this is ridiculous this is just ridiculous I’m gonna die I’m gonna die aren’t I why are

There so many enemies here I’m soaked oh my God I died oh this is insanity there’s everything spawning I can’t he’s Enderman oh my all right John I’m I’m focusing only on you where’d you go hey how am I supposed to kill him he’s just spawning things everywhere and moving

Around like a maniac I can’t actually harm him with this it seems all right come over here Yeah I can’t harm him oh an end Crystal I have to make end crystals are you kidding me oh no this is absurd I I heal up I’m just gonna heal up a little bit is how many I’ve oh boy can you stop oh my God okay please let me just make at

Least one oh I I I stop stop no I did it wrong okay okay stop stop stop let me just make one what am I doing wrong here we go I made it I made it in Crystal where can I put it on obsidian okay

Maybe I have to make a couple I don’t know let’s just see what happens obsidian obsidian obsidian obsidian as obsidian what do we gotta do should I just set it off should I wait till he’s close there’s so many enemies I’m just gonna shoot it [Applause] I I am just how do I set it off should I just smack it oh do you think I have to make four of them and put them on all sides okay I might have to do that all right just kill me whatever it’s hard to make these

Okay let’s go going up I’m going up okay oh all right I’m going up now come on come on you can’t stop me oh okay here we go place it okay come on get out of here get out of here you’re gonna I don’t have time for this one more

Okay one more this is that you’re down you’re done for Barbara brosa oh my God oh yeah what hard curse is this you ask it’s the curse where you die Kill him that was easy a diamond Emerald I mean oh look at him he’s so defeated down there I knew this day would come somehow I’ve been waiting for it you are unique yeah that’s right that’s right somebody have tried but only you have succeeded wait

No does that mean I missed an egg I missed the third egg Dang It Whatever the long last the curse has been lifted oh dead now you can tell but because you made that sound what we do door yeah yeah good work to you guys for

Making the map good work uh good work these guys as well we did it Dave that’s it we did it I just wonder what would have happened if um oh if I got all three eggs I guess I’ll guess I’ll have to find out uh if I play this again but

Yeah that was that was really that was really well made I killed him I killed the I escaped the curse escape the cursed Mansion what do we call this map lift the curse oh we’ll figure out a little later whatever oh yeah and uh thanks for my my patreon I

Got one patreon you know just announced it the other day and then yeah pretty cool if you guys want to see your name at the end here and and support me then yeah I’ll patreon’s link down in the down in the description really appreciate it and yeah see you guys in

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