TommyInnit – I Spoke To Tubbo’s Sister

Hello hi i spoke to my friend sister in front of 100 000 people she went live i went live and she joined dreams minecraft server it was the funniest thing ever also at first most people who watch my videos find me really annoying if at any point

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Hello lonnie welcome welcome by the way to the dream smp hi hi thank you thank you you sound like tubbo well family you know you know are you as full-on and clingy as him no i don’t think so i see i could i can go over here without without having detachment issues you

Know so i heard you don’t know very much about minecraft lonnie where would you hear that from i asked you and you said you said you’re [ __ ] wait am i allowed to swear on your stream no pg pg friendly jeez actually quite quite a big part of me is

Swearing we’re gonna have to try actually i don’t just not swear i took it all in for so oh oh laddie ninety seven you said you watched dream right and then i said you watched george not found and you went and you went who is that that’s judge

Not found lonnie stay away from him especially if you’re 13 year old you’re 13 years old aren’t you yeah yeah definitely stay away he could be a little oh there’s a bee here do you like bees oh i love bees they’re really cute yeah that yeah that makes sense who’s on this oh

Bq okay before we get into things let’s see let’s introduce you to big q okay this way this way this way little shortcut down the old alleyway you ever been down an alleyway in real life have you ever been stabbed i don’t i don’t think so do you know what drugs are lani

Yeah they talk about them in school a bit too much yeah this guy this guy is that oh no we can speak to big you just just be aware he might be he might be a bit much who normally walks around naked though i swear he’s never working No no this is this is this is tubbo’s sister thank you this is she’s 13. what do we think about drugs what do you think about drugs drugs bad drug drugs no no no no no thank you check this out check this out you ready Try it man try it don’t yeah don’t eat it we’re not allowed to we’re not allowed to talk about uh we have to be pg family friendly on lonnie’s stream pg how how am i gonna sell this then huh yeah no we have to be pg we have to be

Pj there’s nothing bad with the good stuff i swear that’s i think that’s against the lord do you know what a drug dealer is it’s a man who only wants to see you that’s what a drug dealer is no no just just try it do not try it

I’m actually gonna try his drugs if you want lonnie uh no thank you mommy every time you bring me a new customer every single time you persuade them not to buy from me what is good your own girl big they don’t want to buy drugs check this out

Check this out no no this is how you know this way what did you make of big q um and one of the things you’ll notice lanny is that everyone’s just flocking towards you well i reckon we could capitalize on it what do you know about

Food lanny uh you meant to eat it yeah yeah well there’s an art my friend there’s an art in food you know what this so it lacks it’s a restaurant viva el casa in spanish what do you think i don’t do spanish but yes whereabouts would you like to build a restaurant how

Does a bout here sound like a seaside seat not seaside like yeah like a seaside there’s my alleyway do you know vickster are you a christian you won’t be after you’ve met vic starry right can you help me clear this out please you’re being a bit um you’re being a bit useless

That’s rude don’t stop don’t stop being useful do you know how that could affect someone no well you should think about that before you say stuff what the [ __ ] come on who is this who is this well i’m just building out what’s your favorite block i like the purple one You’ve never been to the nether no it absolutely terrifies me nothing can hurt me gets hurt by a lot of very very very weak things are you insulting me oh oh okay do you know that man do you know that man i believe i do

Oh no oh no oh wait if we speak to this man we need to insult him to his face all right that’s just the only way to go hi tommy and turbo this is not covered what the [ __ ] he’s hating a girl he doesn’t know that so oh that’s okay though

I guess dream dream i can hear myself i can i sound so good hello me oh evie hey dream your mic ain’t working bud wait is it not oh okay there you go hey you just hit a girl is my bag working and he doesn’t even care he’s my mic take him down

Take him down there you go that’s all we needed to hear from that that bastard that rat bastard so dream you hit a girl dream um okay okay do not by the way do not hit that fella no don’t hit a pig man yeah holy [ __ ] lonnie okay this way this way

This way why why that thing tried to kill me yeah this is why i don’t go to the devil dream a dream you’re getting hit you’re getting beat up hey do you reckon uh you know where we get purple block stream we’re on the quest for purple [ __ ] tommy

Oh no it’s fine she lets me get away with it see but i don’t and you still do it she lets me get away with it dream okay you see this block here you chop this you chop this [ __ ] no no no not with it

No no use he’s an axe he’s an axe i have a dream turbo do you reckon your parents are still watching the stream or can i teach lani some swear words i know some good words lonnie i don’t think you do you don’t see like you know good words do you think you

Know bad words but that’s about it you’ve got you’ve got a colorful flash why’d you just hit me what is it with you and hitting women these days but what are you doing all in all that’s playing through his head you go up here and stand on here like no

No no no no no dream oh my god that was just mean oh my stuff i missed it it was a misclick what twenty this click that was the world’s shittiest welcoming there’s a new guest on your server and you just throw it down a piece of lava

A pork chop i’ll refund you your pork chops you’re too poor for a dream to care about this is about this will make up for it what was that oh it’s a helmet oh and this and this what wait that’s the first stall on the server okay that is very precious lonely lightning

Only come this way that is the first stall on the server what does that mean am i meant to know what that is and purple i actually kind of like them no no no that’s uncalled for that you’re paying your dick you’re being a [ __ ] tommy where are you going i’m just

Getting some oak wood because because you just stood there being useless well you’re not telling me anything to do stop calling me useless i’m getting hurt you know what that could do to someone’s self-esteem has something happened to yourself you made my self-esteem go down that’s what you’ve done my bad i

I bet your your self-esteem will be fine here you can take this and you shoot him stop giving a gun stream what the [ __ ] you just gave a girl a gun and said shoot that boy what’s wrong with giving a girl oh i didn’t say that i was more i was

More making a comment on america you look at me dead in the eyes i love women i love women i love women see now that just sounds like you’re creepy and you’re a creep so you deserve it lana you’ve just turned me sexist nice work hey guys hey twitter guess

What gender i hate wilbur what do you want what do you want tommy in it this uh this girl she’s made me sexist why is she made you sexist tommy she said you’re sexist i went no i’m not and then she shot me wilbur are you going to come on the server

I’m just more concerned tommy for your um your hatred of women that suddenly come up oh well it’s only because of this one who’s who’s smarter than you and talks more he’s not smarter than me you’re not smarter than me hey lonnie maths hey lonnie nine times 14. that’s

What i thought it’s very clear who’s who’s you know who’s in charge in this whole situation right now thank you no not you thank you you know what lonnie now you’ve now you’ve donated to me i’ll stop her i’ll stop being sexist i was never in

The first place i always said that i loved women and then you said that it was creepy what’s your opinion on anteaters oh no don’t don’t do this [ __ ] all he does is talk about anteaters and be dead now lonnie i mean i’ve seen an anteater in a zoo

Yeah what do you think of them they’re cute especially if they have a baby on their back Yeah you really messed up there i mean don’t start a conversation about something you don’t like then you’re really sassy all of a sudden you come at me with your auntie to forgiveness all right how about that how about i’ll start a conversation about what i want to talk about in this case

My hatred of a huge animal and then you you tell me how much an animal i didn’t know how vigorous your opinions were watching i i think i should tell you that dream just gave me the disc what’s it ever called okay okay run to your ender chest we’re into an ender

Chest lonnie i don’t know oh i found one it’s in your room in your room okay good yeah all right leave it in there leave it in there well you will was very angry at you by the way you made a horrible first impression okay what is this guy doing here no he’s

Just staring it’s the grand opening a little while yeah Give me everything in your inventory give me all of it Tommy has a glock to my face why don’t you stop why don’t you stop mugging this naked man trouble dream wants to take my yeezys wait drake we don’t we don’t speak with actions speak with words screw you give me your yeezys you’re gonna take that are

You gonna take it oh no i’m not gonna give him my purses no that so walk out like you own the place you’re right you’re right that was that was that was [ __ ] advice wait what are we selling like lonnie lonnie what are we selling wait what if

We sell yeezys and we have uh we were a restaurant you can’t eat yeezys like wait wait wait could you why would you now yeah you know what we we buy them and if you want them and what we do is we steal them from people and then

They come and buy it back some guy just stole my yeezys and i’m trying to buy new ones how long are you perfect perfect this is the first sale that’s the first sale go that side go that side quick quick quick come in what do you need today i don’t

Have enough time i think i’m going to take the drive through destroy a window No you sell it this is going to be your sale you sell sell sell Hello mind goes really quiet when you do that tommy i don’t think wait who’s the is it you or tommy you you guys got to figure this out before i come and buy from you he’s going to recognize me do you want to buy some uh because you just gave them away hello

Hello hello hello i’m looking to buy jesus no no no he’s this guy’s going to rob us he already he has robbed us again he’s wearing the yeezys he’s really wearing the easy dream [Applause] give me a place to hide local store owners look what he had on him he had stuff

That’s a really that’s one of the worst discs dream i have that other disc that you gave me and i put an ender chest like he told me to should i who who wants it no no no you keep it lana you can keep it

I can no no no no no no no no no no no that’s so valuable on the server please tommy let me speak don’t interrupt jeez don’t you have a school tomorrow go to bed why would you have to bring that up now i just i don’t think you should do this

This trade lonnie why would you say that why would you say that isn’t mellow height and cap they’re your disk yes yes so if i give that one to him you’ll be mad at me yes very so you so what do you have what might she mexican dream what song do you use

In your speedrunner videos [Applause] can you play it should we play it did you have a goatee [Applause] should we go should we go speedrun spanish man teacher teacher tommy language when i get caught out in traffic you just languaged us thank you we gotta

Go well lily why don’t we go to our restaurant and try and make any sales because so far you’ve just given away things before before we say or anything can i have some more food mexican dream has a lot of food don’t you hey what does md mean

Okay you want to work here mexican dream wait wait i still have lots of them of quacking stuff man thank you this is such a powerful [ __ ] Mexican dream back you got to stop cutting me off here’s what we’re going to do all right says you i’m sorry but you cut made me off about four times then i’m fed up of it i’ll start saying i’ll start saying sentence done at the end of all my sentences

Okay over and out let’s say over and out okay over and out yeah lana you’re a bit of a you’re a bit of an idiot hey man don’t talk to dubois like that man he’s president yeah hey you know seriously we can sell the puns right now yeah Drive through puns come okay we’re gonna add puns everyone act calm dream is that your mind just playing that are you just that’s how he thinks this is how he thinks he’s going he’s calculating oh puns cash cash nice okay just ignore him he thinks so so so loudly

Um i’m not i’m not i’m not tubbo oh is this your home um no this is um the yeezy shop he wants them let I would do five star in the comment would be like superb why would you say that was it because if tommy was because of me who’s tommy i mean i honestly i don’t even know who that guy is i think you might have short-term dementia i don’t

Know it’s this nice lady that gave me for yeezys she’s not a lady tommy she’s a little girl she’s small and [ __ ] she’s like four foot three no you’re like five nine so oh don’t make me fight you don’t make me get mexican dream on you he can speed running mexican

Dream think harder i need your power i need your thinking power dream what would dream do what would dream think for me think for me