Troyizard – Speedrunning Nether in 5 MINUTES! EP 1

Hello YouTube I am back uh I have um so this is an SMP that um me and my friends have created so I’m going to be playing it yes say hi guys Hi H yes all right well uh I don’t really know what else to say so I’m just going to start

Y let’s goard yay sub to troyard yes you you hear them make sure to subscribe to my channel because at 500 subscribers I might be dropping merch I’m not guaranteeing anything guys but I might be yeah has merch guys I do yeah I do already have merch but um if I

Put that uh that I wear at every day to school I have a hoodie and a t-shirt but if I uh put that for sale then um there will be some copyright issues so uh I can’t like sell that um but yeah I I have thought of a new design so you any

Torches um I can make torches I always have problems with torches yeah why do you have problemes uh tro you want you want some armor uh I I will get armor myself I think for the second time for the second time in like five minutes I’ve said something like

That you’re building your house right here heck end oh cave cool well I yeah we need torches we have Co don’t we have like a ton of coal IES so wa do all do all Hypixel servers start out with a stack of beef yes ah I have never played hypixels

So copyright Hypixel oh no yeah Troy’s going to get YouTube rank on Hypixel yes yes is that a good thing yes oh that would actually be really cool when are you dropping this video Troy uh when am I dropping this video yeah um I will try to get it uploaded

Like after I record it oh I might have to watch it yeah like And subscribe make sure to eat that Bell notification did you say eat that Bell notification then you heard me all right I will make sure to eat the notification Belles teses and you you uh the the viewers

Watching you guys also got to make sure to eat that notification Bel eat it yes I dirt block and three end pears wait three ender pearls three eyes Eyes of Ender let’s go what the heck raw copper block I’m okay I’m just because I want to have my own

Chest wait can I just steal one of these chests would you be angry at me if I just stole that chest I have no idea what you guys are talking about yes I said yeah I’m going to try to find your guys’s base do you want me to give you the oh

Wait can we not say cords because then Adam can watch your video yeah oh yeah uh you know we’re have Yeah so basically uh did like we started a war with uh someone else basically they started a war with someone else on the SMP where okay torches oh also we um on

This Adam forced me for war reparations to give everyone a Sher so I have to yeah so that’s that’s the only thing that’s happened we this as as possible oh no it’s raining what just happened was that what I just picked up a Sher box it’s empty but I

Did haven’t been to the end but huh okay well I guess that’ll help the I did not I probably just left the chest there town oh also there’s in what there’s a lore in the ccle yeah there is yeah what happened what what happened why what’s the story because I may I

Don’t have the chest my what’s the story behind this we were all given um the joy of life Liberty all right we got some John Lock can I skip through this part we got some John Lock stuff going on here that created us gave us Sher boxes to guide our way in life this is so weird oh my God I found some iron

Y y oh it’s true bro I have three stacks of redstone D we’re going to be making a machine that’s the last that’s the only iron I need to make what I’m making guys everyone should subscribe to troyard right now yeah eat that Bell notification you know it

Yes if you guys don’t eat it then you know I don’t know what will happen something bad will happen yes an inside of your house yes what about spiders in your ears when you wake up now there spiders your ears no Imagine This oh no what if yeah that wouldn’t be good

Yes these viewers are we’re GNA probably bring dislikes to your videos yeah in honestly like like this video right now if you’re about to dislike it yes please come on support this this old man I’m I’m not you like 70 yeah no I’m like how dare you call me old I’m like 82

Too he VI he’s trying to he’s my grandpa no no offense to the people watching for 82 what maybe like combin yeah yes probably unless this video gets like millions of thousands of be actually wa no because I am like 2 million years old so oh you

Just acquired hard yes how do I feel amazing but acquire [Applause] Hardware but acquire Hardware might not be the only insane might not be the only a good achievement I get I just mined a bunch of cobone no I have a white from like earlier in

What happened my red one I actually have no idea I literally went in when I was trying to like grab my dog and it wasn’t there is Adam here no that would be actually crazy like he was just like crouching this whole time is is there no way for us to tell someone

Yeah oh has water hot stuff wait a minute that’s [Applause] getting let’s get all my d down the [Applause] ladder can you edit your videos time uh sometimes it’s too much work normally so no not normally you should teach your brother to actually that I mean I feel like he’s

Like I feel like he win he probably WN more too I’d have to pay him no unfortunately no what my house 5 uh I don’t know maybe yeah it’s like it’s 4,000 it’s 4,000 public watch hours and uh like either no it’s what is it again um it’s 500

Subscribers e or and either 4,000 public watch hours or like 33,000 uh short YouTube shorts views so how close are you to get um you know I don’t actually know uh hopefully this video will get me there that’d be this turn out are the reason your channel is GNA

Succeed like think about Mr Beast without like Chandler yeah yeah like I I had something to say and then I forgot wait can you repeat what you said again um um the viewers will know and they’ll be like oh you said this like oh yeah

Right we did yeah oh yeah we could this be the reason why you gonna go really big is because of me Andy maybe I will and if that happens this will be this will be a 1,000 series episode like for sure or a 1,00 series a 1,00 episode

Series like what if this gets like a million views yes that that would be look at my chestle this is my personal my personal chest that would be my first video with over 20,000 views all right there’s the iron I neede deep or what deep SL I’ll tell you that our is 200

Block it is oh edit that out edit that out I don’t even I just said our2 you know if ad watches this video then for you know we we want to get to I don’t I wait I don’t I just like something I didn’t uh we should we probably should have gotten

His permission to say his name in the video oh no wait I’m going die me nickname a me Nick that call you like mean Nick like stop they keep saying it eventually it’s horrible did you know that wait a minute guys I think I have a

Good idea of where I’m going to build my [Applause] base there I’m in the nether uh yeah oh you that portal didn’t you why is there like five portals there’s it’s a long story okay this was when the server was created a long long time ago yesterday oh right I forgot it was

Yesterday that you created it yeah if you’re still watching this video watch to the end and um something might happen there’s a 2% chance something will happen so you know watch to the end there’s a 2% chance something will happen yes guys you got to make sure you’re that uh one uh lucky

Person I’m going grab wait I’m going grab the cords in my portal inantly get a free not good no I see I actually did create this portal uh I what so oh crap what’s happening die I got to get come On no it’s out of rain how is it still hitting me What what I hope not head the secret would you get copyright probably not you get copyrighted it’s not if you get copyrighted I guess I guess I told you where what I’ve studied on how to build my Nether Portals I’m just going to I’m just going

To speedrun the game I’m just going to speedrun the game while you guys are looking for me oh you’re going to speedrun the game I’m imagine I actually beat the game in this episode all right guys it’s been one episode of the idiots SMP and I

Beat the game so uh this was a one episode series so uh is that is that the is this the end of the video or you just like talking no I’m just talking am I gonna die copyright yeah singing not like yeah that probably wouldn’t get me [Applause]

Copyrighted okay good thing it was me that was singing it you’re Dr I think you’re giving much information away Harley Joy can’t know what what I can’t know what never mind guys never mind I wish I had gotten a saddle cuz I have no idea where I am what

Are you still look Harley are you still looking for me no I’m getting endar for the nether you’re not in the nether yet I’m in the nether oh I don’t even have a shield I probably should have gotten a shield I have nine nether that’s the only blocks I have I’m over

Here me wait I can’t build on this block what the heck just that block that was weird there’s some weird stuff that happens on the server you do something like if this video gets a th likes I will there another video about it guys if this video hits 1,000 likes then I’ll

Make another video about it what your most likes so far uh like 200 something say probably Bas yeah yeah guys make sure to go watch that video it’s my most popular video your like a let’s play oh if it does then guys if this video ends up being my

Most popular video then don’t watch any of my other videos but this one what what they want to see you in your your non prime age oh yeah actually wait uh guys go watch all my videos but watch this one first so then you have like a good

Idea how good Troy actually is yeah why won’t it let me sleep my heart oh no he sees me no no no no no no no no where are you in the nether I’m being slaughtered oh I killed the piglin what the heck was that you read your comment story yeah what’s

Best person someone someone wrote a uh someone wrote a poem in the comment section about you about something was it a 5y probably not it it’s it seemed very elaborate so I mean your wife since you’re like 82 what never mind Troy you’re too young to

Know oh my why is there did you say wait I might need to edit it what did you say I didn’t say anything okay then never mind remember what I said what oh people on this Ser reason it’s probably play Minecraft so long oh no I swear if I died to a

Skeleton okay I should probably get no I died that’s every time somebody dislikes you die don’t you wait I lost all my food yeah how dying works well you ever play Minecraft before Sunny maybe the gods will bless you do do Villages do Villages spawn in this yes I actually

Found a village wait can I steak how do I get steak I need steak well vill is spawn in this oh wait can I have some of this cooked chicken no so you are not on our team yet oh yet yay yet maybe when get diamond armor

I’ll let you come to my team yet a word so yet is yet is promising why are there torches at spawn I mean technically tro is kind of like already almost there kind of I just died so I have wooden tools but I don’t count how long

Is this mine goodness gracious I don’t know who says that goodness gracious that’s exact iron I won’t mine it CU iron is bad you heard it from me first eat that b notification I literally do I didn’t even have the e iron pick achievement and I went to the

Nether I had a stone pickaxe that’s amazing guys in the comments type in slay Troy slay Troy okay yeah in the comments yes in in the comments section guys if you remember what Troy’s name is hit that like but if you remember Troy’s age from the start of the video hit that

Like button and comment his age down below did you see my age yeah remember we talked about your age earlier I’m might have to cut that out you’re in the oh yeah that yeah yeah come on Troy come on I got the memory of a I got the

Memory of a wait that doesn’t make sense I was about to say I got the memory of a blind bad but that doesn’t why is there a tree chopped in half because because luk exists yeah I I I don’t follow the Minecraft rules there are a lot of hanging trees I found my

Portal you the country I found my portal but this time I’m not going to go through it me bro my my house is looking so bad Harley like it actually looks so ugly I don’t have any food a good like I did it like all the way Birch and it looks

Disgusting I got my coal back what’s that I’m probably GNA blow up your base me no yeah oh no it’s turning night I need to find a village quick hit that like button if you’re against merch sleep right now what Luke sleep remember the mod that I put

In you can only sleep at night or during thunderstorms oh oh There Are Monsters nearby dang it I took a loop it says you may not rest now there are monsters near kill the monst that’s the problem they’re under the are they above me maybe that cave that we made wait I

Found another lava pool should I create a second portal no oh just creating okay youan think you can make it a portal faster than Troy I got a new Hypixel tag obsidian waster what I got a new high what is that oh I thought that was a village

How much VES have you found Harley one one oh well apparently Villages are rare in this but I got luck so I got I got good I got good Village luck on my side no it’s raining all right I need to kill chicken food I don’t care that it’s uncooked I have

To I’m sorry guys please don’t dislike this why why it says sleepingo I probably died when I first joined remember that like I died like 25 I found an apple let’s go yay I got an apple in stick in the same yes have any no

Oh okay let me check I doubt it are you trying to find the yeah bro you guys are lit you guys are already trying to find the I’m than that no it doesn’t look like it I have a stick and an apple in my inventory and

You guys are already trying to find the end so you want me to check your Sher or check everything I’m just running in the same direction over and over and over and over and over and over and over and pigs how many end pears do you need for the

End I screamed pigs but ignes look like we have any ends I hate to yeah we don’t have any I checked all my chests you have my Sher you know where that went ear my one goal is to find a village right now wait but these all have stuff

In them should do you want me to take the one that has like nothing in it like bones block of raw iron and like a ton of rotten flesh everything out put it in the man sh and then you take that guys if I don’t find if I don’t

Find a village in this episode episode you have to like the video what if you did find a village then like then you guys still like the video Yeah way to go okay now I put it won’t fit Harley all the stuff I have finally I’m up the mountain if

There it won’t fit like I put all the stuff in the Sher box into yours and it doesn’t all fit I’m almost I cobone ah oh no well there’s a Pillager Outpost right here so oh oh no oh okay well they’re like chasing me down oh no hear

That uh I don’t know let’s see um three like 340 65 165 I see it yeah I see your house that was loud okay don’t God Adam should not watch this video edit it outedit it out what if can you put inside chest oh my God this is revolutionary you can’t you

Couldn’t put Sher boxes inside of chests before I know but isn’t it crazy you can do that like you can have like so much stuff does anyone know what the heaviest block oh wait it’s either yay I saw this on a video from y can I have some food okay yay thank

You wait I’m not getting any of the food oh there we go thank you do you know what I am just by looking at me what can you tell about me I I should change my skin shouldn’t I take your helmet off take all your clothes off and then he can maybe see

It you should know about this it’s a general mumbo jumbo yes it’s just a general but okay he’s general what want to come to the end with me today what about I would but I have to end the video actually say goodbye guys all right say say goodbye everybody

Bye all right we we’ll see we’ll see these beans I mean we’ll see them we’ll see these guys next episode uh but for now make sure to like And subscribe and turn on that notification Bell eat the Bell yes eat the Bell that’s what I meant yeah you got to eat the

Notification Bell and if you yeah okay bye guys