Tweek Ludwig’s EPIC Minecraft Speedrun

Jeee maybe cheese you know I I probably should have started this server up before I started streaming man today this is not my night hi Rocket Man I should probably join VC too oh somebody’s pinging me on street okay on Steam let’s see what they said

You want to play dark typ for a stream just a game all right mine hi Jacko funny hi tweak ASMR hello my fellow hi local hi Zen not what the come on there we go survive yeah today’s just not the oh hello I didn’t know you’re here you you immediately joined didn’t

You you you immediately joined um yeah okay you are Dy almost 2K Subs yep Springs capsule of rest yep democracy uh but yeah we’re almost at 2,000 pretty cool pretty amazing I didn’t expect it but hey we’ll get there welcome to MC voiders oh yeah I’ve

Already read that uh when 1987 Subs uh 20 from now right that is 23 right no it’s no we’re 33 away I’m dumb I’m thinking we’re in the 70s and we are not capitalism it’s the Soviet way shut R Commander okay all right um so springy man said that

The uh enchantment room should be over this way and I think that that sounds like a pretty Sound Idea so uh I’m going to put it over this way but I’m going to need a layout so uh you know what this is the perfect way to

Handle this okay this is the perfect way to handle this where am I putting that bread okay so um in the corner would be cool but you can’t really make a corner enchantment room dang so R Commander got a hold of you for a second a hold of your device you know

What that’s fair fair as Fair what’s oh well maybe I should go get that stuff while I’m down here while I’m in the house hey there’s void awesome hopefully and uh o will join soon but we’ll have to see okay so get the I don’t have enough space I’m are

You being held captive what do you mean you remember beating nightmare mode on Minecraft it’s been years since you play Minecraft but yeah Roblox is getting boring to you interesting all right I’ll go put my gold there I’m going to put my iron there um do I have any oh those are dark

Oak planks that’s Polish andesite put this way put this way put this way all right [ __ ] listen listen listen get your raggedy ass over here before I [ __ ] oh you know what you know what that you yeah I’ll let the fall damage be that I I I beat you with my

Mind yep I beat you with my mind all right let’s see wheat okay well I might as well put I don’t have any I need to I need to realize that the texture pack that I’m using will always be the way that I will yeah that makes sense always be the thing

That I use and that’s going to always be the thing that I use then I need to get used to why did I throw out the ladds I I already have A I already have a crafting table up here you know what that can just go on my inventory I have one wheat left game over man yes it is it is game over I need Oak saplings I’ll use that as furnace Fel later um dark oak door can go in here

This can go in here I need to keep these uh how do I we missed the fifth do we do a December 6th incident what’s a December 6th incident there’s no such thing as six things just go one two three four six you know what else sounds like six sticks

Chees it’s time to do the thing no no fif that happened and yeah uhhuh oh that was upstairs all right we’re ready to no we’re not I need to take this stuff out first dumb I need to take this stuff out of here first now we’re ready before we do that

So the whole lore of the F into you know what for andell I don’t know what you’re spreading but it is false propaganda and for you spreading false propaganda I should remove you okay anyways Um you know what I’ll just replace this all right so I’m just going to I’ll put it like right here for right now actually no I’ll just like I don’t know who what steam no Xbox why is computer sync to Xbox that makes no

Sense uh okay so this is going to be the wall I forget uh who’s in here all Right I forget does do the corners work for the enchantment table or do they not like do I can I put Corners bookshelves in the corner like no I don’t think so no they don’t I don’t think so either but I I think as long as the enchantment table can see it

It that’s the thing okay never talk about the incident nothing talk about in don’t you talk about the fan arts Dark Lord you are not helping this anymore than you are UNH helping it brother all right let’s see so um I guess we will continue expansion

What kelp kelp I don’t think so we’d have to go to the ocean for that and that’s where the oil [ __ ] I grabbed I guess I didn’t grab any on account of stuff yeah what what I what what is this what oh that’s that’s Cobblestone damn or that well that’s Stone not

Cobblestone okay yeah I’m surprised that I we didn’t I you grab any help yeah it do pretty well trust me Chico sh and not talk about what I said well don’t worry I’ll talk about it for you how about that all right I think I know what I could do

Here I forgot that there’s weird conditions for uh awesome fishing to be able to catch treasure you guys know what my dumb ass did I left my stairs upstairs which you know all my building material for the basement I put back in the chest that’s awesome you go do your homewor grade

Also whose homework grades who makes homework grades uh a ton of teachers make homeworks for grades they don’t do it just as practice they actually make like cuz they said it’s just for practice you’re not going to do it right so oh this isn’t even the right

Stairs okay that’s awesome I Yay stairs wonderful time to run all the way back up the goddamn building just to get to my room just to get stairs that you know I probably won’t use but um yeah no dude teachers put like a million like stuff yeah English yes

I don’t think I need a bucket of water right now or raw Cod or this or that incorporate an elevator into the house to make travel easier yeah but then that would mess with the flow of everything I mean the walls Hollow yeah but then it mess with the flow of

Everything we could put it into one of the Rat tunnels though but then it mess with the flow of the red tunnels raw all right anyways um true but how well what other options do we have that problem only affects me it affects me too I like rat tunnels what is this that’s

Stone huh tell me I have enough Spruce planks and I probably don’t how’ I build that how’ I build this what is this is Cobblestone afterwards okay all this teacher is very kind should only give one homework and make you do the other homework in the night it’s one per week

I really like this teacher I mean let’s be honest right a homework is dumb and I say it’s dumb because it originally started out as a punishment and then we incorporated that to where it is now um where it’s now actual things that we have to do and it wouldn’t be so bad

If it’s just me personally though I just don’t see why it should be there because it’s apparently supposed to be something for pickle there’s a pickle where um side door awesome but by oh by the kitchen door yep okay but it’s not that close I just noticed that it was nearby yeah

But the old doombringer theme fits with doombringer that’s what you’re wrong buddy it fits with another game time for me to be here you think oh no I’m kidding I’m not going to go off yo robot Robert the 79th yeah so uh hey you want to talk about the old doombringer theme

Talk about it with this guy he will beat your ass with words or with text cuz I don’t know the difference where’s your stream who is it I don’t really care but I’m curious It’s Dark Lord yeah I I I can understand that man commented on my video that that that I

Understand that but I mean dude let’s be honest it’s not our theme it’s another games and well that’s not fun I don’t have any what is this what what what what is this is that dark oak that’s dark oak all right that’s awesome time time to go find some dark

Oak logs they changed deathbringer theme yeah they changed the deathbringer theme what if you wanted to hear play The Binding of Isaac yeah just play The Binding of Isaac over the game like okay I can understand a whole bunch of people like being so used to that theme

I get that I was used to it too but here’s the thing one I also have a bias because one Rob is my friend right two um I’m a YouTuber I’m a streamer I’m a have at the I understand the quarrel with is copyright laws and the fact that

Copyright laws are annoying to deal with so to circumvent that you make your own soundtrack tweak you going to tweak doing that can’t un tweak done brother did you have a stroke are you okay let’s sleep uh what PA your stream yeah there you go we going to be able to join are

You addicted to pet simulator 95 no I’m good I’ve stopped I’m a change the man for now EMP emphasis on for now welcome to the welcome to the AA meeting Robert how was the last attempt of your sobriety from uh pet simulator 99 it’s all right

I’m a change man for now you’re on pet simulator aren’t you no what makes you say that what makes you say that I’m fine a good idea but I know it’s like come on man holy [ __ ] I forgot that we had so much weat I forgot that I planted this oh my

God oh yeah also he’s a changed man emphasis on the for now though for now what’s the verdict on going to the nether uh we’ll do that if o is here right if o joins we will we’ll go to the nether there is a man on top of this

[ __ ] tree what the heck where where where you at are you going Village I found a while back oh okay the old the old village that we the old village that we stole the Torches from yeah okay he’s on the tree there’s a man on hi West not fell

Smell you’re definitely you definitely remind me of a guy I knew back in ‘ 87 um don’t worry about that though um wow I got 40 Oak dark oak BLS that’s awesome this Live Chat is confusing as [ __ ] say the most random [ __ ] you can think of yeah that’s dude that’s always

The live chat come on you guys always talk about those random stuff I don’t want to place the locks I want to place the saplings you guys always talk about the most random [ __ ] let’s be honest and that’s okay cuz I mean freedom of speech baby I may not understand it but that

Doesn’t mean that uh you shouldn’t words yeah makes a lot of sense oh now he’s just fell smell let’s go uh can I get more saplings please oh there’s one can I get even more saplings please let’s connect the server let’s try it again can I get more there’s

Robert have you guys seen my Epic House yeah I went to go check it it uh was pretty interesting it’s like a monument I I still love how I have it marked as robot robber house I’m not changing it I’m not changing it to robot Roberts I’m

Just going to keep it as robot Robert You’ been convinced in the T of Discord that you must read du Hotel but next now that you have Redux bread factory understandable I don’t know what any of that is pertaining to but understandable all right oh it’s the fanmade maps I you

Found out death ringer is German [ __ ] you stupid Sweet Berry all right what to do what to do reestablish dominance with the Soviet Union oh my God that scared me there was a cow in front of my face oh yeah come see the house even though you’re in the

Stream oh let’s go oh look at the house shut up zombies I’ll find you and I’ll destroy you and I’ll wreck your [ __ ] I have to visit the oil cles to no not not you zombie other zombies zombie zombies not springy zombies what the [ __ ] enemy zombie not

The Ally zombie yeah not not the good zombie he’s German d that means when dark Reapers so so that means that uh yeah zombie zombie is Evil zombies zombie is good zombie zombie our friend zombie what the [ __ ] is this what what what is what is this what what is this I’m

Sorry that’s andesite why does andesite look like that texture pack texture pack o really likes this texture pack that’s fair I like it too it looks great I’m the one that recommended it yep where will we be without my dumb ass is try to say Dark Viper cuz I was

Thinking of Australia because of O like a guy that doesn’t even know my existence Dark Viper a and yet I’m about to mention him and not void two more love have rotten cheese on his head as well as him becoming number 1111111 understandable okay let’s see house is almost done actually oh my

God are you surprised are you if I get a room in the attic I try I will try and make it into Mi voiders you know what I’m just going to I’m just going to like put all this right here for right now yeah let’s

Go can you bone meal C I’m not sure 30 more people until twe eats seven Peppers at the same time true 32 32 we like 32 32 is a great number it’s just been a while since I yeah that’s understandable some of the stuff hey it’s robot Robert

I can see his name tag how there go house house I love kelp well I love house see one two three four fun fact but DED kelp is a nice you could eat 32 um Source I can eat find out afterwards I can eat a lot of peppers

How many Kelps can you shove bro what the hell are you good bro why would you want to know that question you need some help brother Jesus Christ bro said how can you how many Kelps can you shove up just like no eat them now

You now shove a table up a fridge all right let me just deconstruct the table real quick get away from me Pillager you literally spawned right in front of me and you L spawned out a thinner Pillager man you know what I’m throwing an egg at you come over

Here yeah that’s what I thought that that y all right let’s see help is acquired I’m coming back with it all right you know what I think would be good what uh the enchantment room having Soul torches instead oh that would look good I I love

That I love Soul torch wait okay yeah we we do have the nether update we can put Soul torches okay maybe or maybe Souls depends yeah soul lanterns yes and then let’s see so this is the dirt you eat tables I don’t know why you

Do we have a table either it might taste good but eating wooden bread makes it quite yummers you eat tables you eat tables yes engineer melon one more tables edible was that added in the latest patch update I don’t know but I mean if bro eats tables who is to judge fair enough

All right uh I need somebody to either look at the stream or come downstairs to the basement uh this is the correct orientation of a yeah that’s the correct orientation ofct okay so then I can actually place that down doesn’t dummies versus noobs kind of seem like the same as battle

Breaks no let me think I have thought but not about the question understandable hey look at that book but let me see here uh w w Ender just speaking endarian endarian Yeah endarian Ender smile Emoji yep all right let’s we got books all right time to school oh [ __ ] yeah it’s sand I

Forgot all right all right there we go you know I mean kind of unnecessary but I like it you have no idea what you’re saying cloaker speed coil uhhuh I have no idea what you’re saying either too brother I’m going to be honest but you know

What you do you fair is fair I guess that Enderman is going to piss me Off oh well I wonder how short this stream’s going to be compared to the others probably decently short all right guys today we’re going to be streaming for 10 hours 10 hour I can’t believe it you know what I just remember I have to White list a friend hold

On in case he want in case he wants to join let me find his username again okay there we go and then uh let’s see options not options players white list add there we go your favorite game is Battle bricks well congratulations there we go I want to make sure that this next

Layer up is not hold on hold on okay it’s it’s fairly decent I oh okay then we ain’t going to look at that all right so I can mine this one out there we go I could have figured it out by just mining it but no can’t wait Disney to release color

Cruelty movie I’d rather not you know how Disney ruins movies now I’m gonna get sued for saying that cuz I can’t jump up a [ __ ] bookcase come on man there we go oh cuz that was blocking my head what my shovel too bad I got another

One I’m going to put the K in the community chest all right did you hear about the Battle bricks era yes I have and uh honestly I mean cool hi hi oh hi Mark goodbye okay I’m going to go fish you know what fair is

Fair a Go Fish uh do you have any 12s all right let’s see it’s on what is in my ear bro there’s just a bunch of zombies and skeletons chattering their bones and flesh oh I got a singular potato a singular potato soggy potato soggy bagette yeah from a

Zomber somehow but yes I have heard about the Battle bricks era um on insuline like cool but I mean yeah I’m not too hyped about it but I’m not disappointed in it either cuz I mean yeah like I it’s cool right reliving the past reliving the version that I got to start

In and reliving versions that I was like this but is it wor my time oh no yeah cuz it’s all the versions pre- royal flush and stuff like that which again if you guys if you guys complain about the music just play that there we go simple

As that exactly solves Rob’s problem and our problem let’s go let’s go you like another snap the funny thing is not that everybody not that everybody does it and not that I’m like complaining I just find it funny some people tell me hey can you get Rob to change the

Soundtrack back ain’t no way someone asked you that I’ve never heard you say that to me well cuz cuz there’s no point in me bringing it up to you because you don’t have the ability to change it back but I I would have found that [ __ ] hilarious like you could compose it but

That doesn’t mean you can change it back yeah I know but like if you told me that I would have laughed so hard it would have made my day I know and I mean like uh-oh what the [ __ ] was that I need to exit my tunnel please no oh God oh God I

Almost trapped myself in there like a dumbass can you ask Rob to get I have turn more TR I’m the tester of the game can you ask Rob to get two more TR yeah hey hey Rob can you give me two more trial thanks try I’ve gotten a good setup for

How to like like I don’t know how freaking n guas can like actually hit INF ferace i’ never actually seen him do anything with that like three star I have not trying to like I I need to like see what he does and then I can maybe

Improve on on it if I can even I don’t think it’s possible but cuz I mean what it is is like that’s the wrong thing I don’t know it’s just the old sound is good but Rob cooking is fire yeah that’s the thing right like it’s

Good but I mean we need our soundtrack we need or original soundtracks we can’t just it’s it’s quite tasty yeah we can’t just live off of other games’s soundtrack cuz that’s not how it works that I mean I don’t know I like how when people are getting angry over

Roblox trying to get rid of copyright music and then people are using music that’s still like copyright yeah that’s just copyright yeah Among Us will rise among us will rise among us will rise brother stop stop stop spamming step that is a great remark Z oh my freaking stop stop

Stop okay well I mean hey you know what get timed out for five minutes then get timed out for how many could players are playing Among Us right now bro it’s like Among Us R rise brother that game died when lockdown ended calm yourself I remember when no one heard of

Among us until and then yeah then and then people were like what is this game oh my God that game got overruled by the second Among Us Among Us VR baby the Among Us VR ain’t no way that game noan Oh you mean lethal that’s true actually can’t

Be can’t be meat riding Meat Boy for Doomer soundtrack forever yeah like dude I need that on my epat bro that would be great if I die that’s my freaking that’s your gravestone my gravestone can’t be meat riding Meat Boy S Check forever I I need I need this

Guy in my life D that is crazy that’s amazing yeah the greatest quote you should put that in your [ __ ] bio can’t be me oh my God that’s so true I’m screenshotting that first of all cuz that is gold grave guy said it too yeah like that that’s the thing though right

I don’t understand why people really think going back to what I was talking about I don’t understand why people really think that one you have the ability to trange the soundtrack back two that I have the ability because I know you to somehow convince you or bucket to change the soundtrack I

Don’t that doesn’t like I’m not important to bucket I I’m another player to him and that that that’s all it is like if I actually got to know bucket and [ __ ] like that and actually like play the game and like well not play the game cuz I do play the game but

Like actually got to know him and the community and stuff like that the m maybe but don’t worry guys twink is test for the batt you shut the [ __ ] up but no it just it doesn’t make sense to me why people think that I can somehow convince

Rob or bucket to change the soundtrack cuz here’s the funny thing I don’t I there’s there’s literally zero ways for me to change the soundtrack has every battle in the game even chapter 3 ones yep 100% I do and if you say I don’t well you’re just wrong clearly but no

I I for get your side battle L skiing ass out of here damn but I just I don’t understand how some people genuinely think that that I can convince the soundtrack to be otherwise cuz I can’t what the hell happened here what this tree is growing on a [ __ ] limb what the

[ __ ] have you tried talking to the official soundtrack yes hey tasty tasty also we have like three drowns in the fishing pond in the fishing pond you need to ask Isaac yeah himself bro hey oh they’re not tridance don’t give a [ __ ] die die die die die die

Actually’s notice die die die oh I’m going to Dr die he going to become the drowned got one and the final one eat sea pickle ner oh my you know I’ll beat you with my fist how about that I need to get some SE I I

Love how I love how this one is just not even hostile and I still killed it he’s just chilling I need to obtain oh hey here’s some Kel yeah I grabbed some awesome [ __ ] this di right I’ll take seeds passive until night or rain that’s weird what oh you’re deep in there

Water I never heard of that that’s is this aive stream yes yes J baby it is a live stream onelegged Jerry an alterate univ [ __ ] talks to Danny verski for rights to use soundtracks reality that would suck run to seek Shelter From the Sun but that oh that one makes

Sense cuz I don’t want burn but drowned that doesn’t make any sense because they’re they were zombies you know they don’t you wouldn’t really think that they have the conscience to actually think about um well sorry what the water filled their empty heads is something more than just

Air yeah but I I I I don’t know man I think water would be worse than air just saying but I don’t know that have you put someone in timeout yes I have cuz they spam the chat trying to be funny Among Us kid all right let’s see you got voted

Out of the ship ex who why does it matter who what why does it matter who like I think you could just scroll up and see it yourself your brother well you know what there they all kill them what creeper fishing so joyous springy did your roof get kind of you

Only probably because it’s this material One Singular block what the hell I was thinking oh man his I was thinking like oh man his [ __ ] his room it was right above his room that [ __ ] got destroyed no that no I found one singular gold ingot in the water you you know what I’m

Going to call it water that creeper R in that one your brother he loves Among Us well I mean that’s cool but he needs to not spam that he likes among us because I think that nobody really cares about among us anymore I’m just going to do us all a favor and get

Rid of this and uh replace it with regular Oak planks oh yeah please I’m going to find anyone oh my oh my God oh my God oh my God springy spring springy you oh you need to get this texture pack just so you can realize how annoying this

Is just I’ll grab the ones over here I like how the candles well the Torches turn into little lamps when they’re on the wall yeah they turn into lanterns it’s so cute it is I’m put that over there for now you’re gonna see are there any more

Okay his whole room is just among us and it pisses you off that he made the steam song in the shower brother you need to abandon your brother and get a new brother I ain’t going to lie what did you just say what did you just say his brother plays the [ __ ] Among

Us St the what do I do oh my God what do you do I don’t know what you would do as someone who is an only child I would not know you just need to well I mean what do you think you would do if your hypothetical brother did that in that

Situation what would you do Rob well since I’m 19 I just move out I’m going to start mys you’re just going to leave your parents to deal with that mess uh they got they got they probably know way I don’t think I think they’re not

Going to lie I think they’re too old to deal with that [ __ ] I think they ask you to deal with it I’m just saying I mean they burst them well the at the same time yes but you know I’m pretty sure they raised them right so I don’t know why the kid would

Be listening to Among Us in the shower so I mean don’t worry they wouldn’t let that happen exactly exactly cuz if they did you wouldn’t have turned out right exactly oh hold up send his ass to Kingdom Co oh my God there is definitely room up there for more stuff for

What like oh well this tree this tree is two attic two bread Baloo um how are we going to devise a way to get up there though less rat tunnels less rat tunnels he was stop talking about among us we made a deal matter well you know

What you know what I’ve learned never trust anybody who has among us as their personality because you know they’ll take the impostor thing to literally and then backstab you any opportunity they can AKA that means you should throw your brother into the vacuum of space before

He gets you run run don’t worry don’t worry he he he’s a crew mate now his the round was over and it’s a new round you should back in brother brother if it was a new round he would have died like 80 years ago cuz that’s how long a round on Earth

Takes in the spaceship right no unless you call this blue bubble that we God damn why I keep doing that I’m not going to turn the tree into a coil that’s that’s O’s thing yeah that’s O’s thing don’t do that speaking of know that where’s where’s the Joker anyways I don’t know you

Did oh my gosh I found red tone what red tone Oh you did send his ass to two more mode yeah send his ass to two more mode sorry you are cursed to start battle bricks on three star two more Frost Legion sorry that’s just how it is

Without any normal special or rare superare he just has the battler well it doesn’t it doesn’t matter without any extra units you know what zombie you want ladders here you go fam I got two ladders with your name on it I got two ladders yes have some

Ladders have two ladders app one of the trees is still coiled what no [ __ ] off where what the [ __ ] man I didn’t do it no no I’m Looking Back In The Stream that was not there no that was not there I ref I promise I I refuse I

Refuse I coiling trees count as griefing yes cuz it griefs my mental sanity coiling the there’s no way that that [ __ ] was not there’s no way there’s no way that [ __ ] was coiled before there’s no way it wasn’t me refuse that [ __ ] I refuse that [ __ ] I went

Outside or I looked out the window it’s got to be there I will find out crawl space of storage not enough for Rooms all right let’s see could be let’s see let’s see let’s see was it coiled before can you ask something sure really wants to just claim the whole space for his own like some sort of guy who knows what me the enti of hadak 2 yes the entirety of the house is mine

Who cares if the robot worked on it that’s what he was made to do anyways would you like One Singular Golden Apple for your efforts oh my God it was coiled God damn it it was coiled no anyway yes you can ask a question you me ask something no

Funny what the [ __ ] was that did you just put water on the robot and Destroy its function to live what you I forgot that you could water log slab you can water log a ton of stuff now hey buddy you need Jesus what the [ __ ] I need to cook my

Meal what the hell is what the hell Bros Got secret bro got ways to spy on us that nobody can comprehend how did you even get down there oh that’s how you got down here oh that’s my it’s normal I know it’s normal it’s springy boy we’re talking about

Here why are we questioning springo I don’t know should I water log it it would be funny all right where’s that robot it’s hiding now hi somewhere somewhere where is the robot there is it I don’t know where he went very easy Rob you know what fine if the robot doesn’t

Want to come to me teleport C lwig blue zombie hello robot how you doing would you like to get water logged where the hell even is this what did you do wow look how sweet berries are so Good what little better little jiming or little turking um I guess little doombringer I don’t know what the hell is this [ __ ] system what the [ __ ] is this oh well I can’t go back down there hold on let me just there we go what the [ __ ] personally I like little tur working more

But I don’t know how to explain the reasoning know why I remember when I killed three star turking with no Vulcan or any backliners because all I did was ignition and little deathbringer before the patch I killed many robloxians for this I’ve I’ve killed three doombringer for this yeah

Basically but yeah I think I think blo is the exact reason why I have a little turkeying bias because turkey now for a surpris different reason wa is this oil oh no it’s not oil is it because INF furnace exists is this o no this is empty this is this is the

Capitalist barrel with golden helmets two suspicious stew a book a golden apple water logged butter and emerals and this is the Communist bucket can you see which ideology wins you want movies for free what the [ __ ] did you just try to do I see that bow in your goddamn

Hands I love how you I love how you say that as if I took something out of well I’m stuck now yep I’m stuck now he’s going to get you stuck somewhere wait what the hell who what the hell that ends up in O’s room what the

[ __ ] what kind of he’s got an assassination planned what kind of magical Voodoo [ __ ] is that last scene what kind of magical Voodoo [ __ ] is that [ __ ] is like I’m under your bed I am the monster under your bed like what the hell there are monsters nearby zombie yeah the [ __ ]

Robot it’s the goddamn skeleton in my walls again but this but but it’s springy it’s just it’s spy it’s it’s it’s sprongle just hiding under your bed sprongle wangle coil man already went and got the skeletons true so I guess you’re the one that’s in my walls he’s in the

Walls he’s in the goddamn wall the the amount of [ __ ] rat traps we have in this [ __ ] house is honestly why I think it is completely normal there robots in your walls there’s robots in your walls there’s robots in your walls can you eat your soul no what the

[ __ ] [ __ ] how am I even supposed to get to this one you know what you know what there we go problem solved there’s no longer rat traps can I have some bro a soul is one per person he can’t you can’t have some of his

Soul why do you think you’d be able to have some of his soul that’s blasphemy all right you know what I’m just going to one two three four five my armor is about to break I’m about to lose my leggings and I’m about to that’s a pickle I’m going to go down

The I’m going to go down the uh the rat tunnel oh wait I can’t what the [ __ ] what is this you better not be messing with my oil barrel yeah [ __ ] that’s real funny they’re used to be okay my my oil is hi would you like to be I’d like to

Talk about your car’s extended warranty oh okay we’re going on an adventure magical Adventure bats your brother’s talking about skidy toilet kill him man it’s unironically there’s no what he’s talking about skid toilet unironically partial block or am I just where are we going zombie it’s a full block all right cool

I guess I can’t put chests under that who touched oil who touched my gun who touched my oil barrel I forget where the hell this leads I genuinely do not know where this leads oh my God guys we’re at 1969 subscribers you know what that means we’re on the moon oh

No oh that’s cool minded oh no that’s you guys ever get like that little tickling feeling in your nose like you’re about to sneeze with you’re not I have that right now oh oh I hate oh no and it’s like I hate that feeling and

It’s like and it’s like if you talk it it like if you talk it like irritates it more so that you feel like you got to sneeze cuz it’s tickling your nose more but you never do that [ __ ] there is a man over there yes there is shut up

Spider I’ve never felt any more sorrow I had a one vein of coal and there’s lava under it so it burnt the coal anyway that is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in oh my God this a de they said democracy wins again [ __ ] okay wor could happen here I pick up the

Wrong thing that’s what that’s going to happen all right second floor voider room is cleared out what will you [ __ ] it come on there we go I think we’re slap your chicken so hard and your bsh what huh you know what you’re talking about your inventory looking kind of

Full tweet the tiny size of S&P audience means that a lot of the insts here are going to be so unnoticed me things yeah true clear out my inventory okay guys I’ll clear out my inventory hold on hold on I just need to I just need to

Run around a little bit hold on the easiest way for me to clear up my inventory is to eat the rotten flesh cuzz I was taught not to be wasteful and since I won’t be wasteful I’ll eat the rotten flesh let’s go you know let’s go to robot Robert

House see what he up to I’m in my mines he’s in the mines oh that’s a pickle never oh hi buddy how you doing no you don’t see me [ __ ] you don’t see me wow apparently I am tweak smpp yeah that survival multiplayer trap Rob in his Minds shut

Up fire how could you fire I thought we were chill like that yeah after all you got him to say tweak sucks so I mean how could you do that to him I thought we were CH like that man hey Rob our Robert house robot damn what what kind of bed

Is this blue bed that’s cool blue oh you got you got this [ __ ] organized yes sir I forgot that colored beds in this texture pack all looks so cool yep are they all different yeah they’re all different oh that’s SI it was a joke I swear where are where is

Your oh these are your mines my one whole mine yeah that’s not the right tab yeah they all look different um a joke when you have 6 1969 sub we are in Kingdom no we’re on the moon I don’t know I don’t know what you’re talking about we’re we’re on the

Moon boys red in this texture pack look like red stone block they do that’s why I love it me sleeping on red stone to charge myself for the day me sleeping on Redstone just to break my back because it’s as soft as [ __ ] powder where is robbert robot oh there’s

Robert robot oh this is a r want it to break your back energetically what the [ __ ] uh don’t worry buddy I’ll clear this out for you I hear skeletons where are they not me that’s for sure here skeleton somewhere what is this what the [ __ ] is

This I have been reminded yet again that this is iron yes that’s iron it looks like [ __ ] what is this what is what oh that’s diamonds what I come into I come into Rob’s mind Ste two diamonds can’t believe this and then I leave actually stole my diamond I like I was

Like what the [ __ ] is this what is this like what the [ __ ] is this or oh no I almost fell into lava oh please don’t what matters is that they’re safe oh my God you know what’s not you well you know what’s not a joke you getting [ __ ] with nas that’s right fire

Holy [ __ ] where is that time to eat some sheep me we go where is that this texture pack looks weird well you know what you look like [ __ ] you look like just this iron block right here wait I wonder what the iron block would look like iron

Block is it brown yeah it looks like [ __ ] yeah that’s crazy like look at my hand right now yeah but what if it was an iron block have an iron ore oh iron blocks look normal they do yeah they just look like a a textured like andesite block I think something like that

Interesting yeah iue oh God there’s another one somewhere oh hey pickle how you doing I’m going to go this way I’m going to go secure my riches I’ll be right back Rob okay good idea I love how he agrees it’s like all right okay good idea secure your

Riches secure the riches that I definitely did not take from you I am not I how that was it a two diamonds it was two diamonds I see that two iron you canot tell if it’s a compliment or an insult what you looking like [ __ ] if you

Think you looking like [ __ ] is a compliment buddy I’m sorry I’m sorry to tell you you do not you do not you do you do not get that many compliments and I I honestly feel bad for you fire you mean the iron block I’m not talking about you with the

Iron block Rob Robert he stole your diamond send him to dori’s Discord server that’s funny like you do you think that would be a punishment cuz no I’ve been trying to get myy to make his Discord server again for like months I haven’t finished the comics

Because I had to focus on final exams but soon as I go back home on for Christmas door down here soon as I go back home for that’s the joke you know what gra gu you know what’s a joke you know what a joke robot stole your diamonds no I

Didn’t I’m not a robot I’m not a robot that thing the that that thing back there was a robot kind of you getting [ __ ] with a someone no that’s not the joke the joke is just grave guy did not make a very good joke that that’s about

It all right let’s see honestly this house looks amazing I love it I love this house I need to get rid of this [ __ ] Farm like soil I acquired something for you oh hey let’s see what it is oil oil you know what [ __ ] out of here I love oil

Now I really threw my diamonds away just for the oil the oil who owns those dogs it’s they’re all voids yes B yes my Dogo Army yeah that he’s not completed yet oh man oh he’s lagging who’s lagging the creeper the creeper is lagging it would probably lag

Out the server yeah he was uh he he walked up to me and teleported like two blocks away from me and almost exploded me spooky but I’m good so I’m not I’m not dead as you can tell of course you’re not dead we’d see a chat message about

It exactly are you a dog person VY are you a dog person was that um more cat person and I mean this by I like do what the [ __ ] I just enjoyed the energy of cats better you did not you did not swim in lava yeah he has the it has the star

On it he’s capping yeah you know what don’t worry don’t Worry what the freak what he’s okay don’t don’t don’t worry don’t worry Z zombie there we go now you now you yeah I turn keep your inventory on that way you didn’t lose anything I’m going to troll you but I’m not going to troll you that bad to where

You lose your XP and [ __ ] I’m not that bad but don’t worry guys now you swm swam in lava I almost said swimmed I actually fast travel where I needed to be awesome all right we the Stone Mod without it dad asked yeah I think he

Wanted to go to the attic and that’s where his bed is so I think it just fast traveled him to by the way guys don’t die cuz I turn keep inventory off now but yeah um okay yeah well you’re unintentionally welcome all right come on Farmland I

Know it’ be easier to just [ __ ] you know destroy you but I mean I think it’s funny to I think it’s funnier to stomp on them because [ __ ] Farmland who who needs who needs Farmers what’ you get who needs to farm can we delete the entirety of rain World

Farm arrays yeah plus I mean it burns my uh hunger bar anyway so I can eat all this rotten flesh cuz apparently I torture myself like that by eating rotten flesh instead of an actual torture yourself more I have puffer fish [ __ ] yeah let me combine that with spider eyes make the ultimate

Cocktail I accidentally dropped it into water you cleaned off the poison you you dropped one in the water my puffer fish where where oh there it is hold on uh hold on what do I get rid of uh [ __ ] this crafting table I can always get a new

One cheeseburger and Minecraft wi uh mods if we got that cooking mod that zombie plays with then that’d be pretty cool oh which mod I don’t know looking for Blockheads or harvest farmer delay Farmers delay I was wrong on All Occasions and croptop yeah good are they spawning in

Now uh can somebody check the group chat and see if um o said anything said absolutely nothing he said absolutely nothing no response yeah I think he either he’s out or he’s like eating I’m not sure which or he’s asleep who knows eer he might be sleepy I don’t know might

Be all right well uh that’s the unfortunate thing uh we can’t go to the nether unless U is here cuz we made a suicide packed for the nether yeah basically that’s I’m going to the end first no you ain’t [ __ ] don’t make me kill you without keep inventory on bro

We need blaze rods anyway I know well don’t worry guys uh hold on I let’s just give uh Blaze R wow puffer fish I got another one wow I forgot I forgot my inventory is full inventory is full who will win me getting up there

And caking them or will he eat his food in time you take this oh okay thanks what [ __ ] gravel Into the Fire singular piece of leather what would you like One Singular piece of leather [ __ ] yeah I’ll eat that [ __ ] it’s basically what steak is uh jerky jerky yep turkey

Jerky are you are you are these there’s Skelly bones over there oh that makes sense yeah I hope he doesn’t interrupt zombie zombie just stole my jerky bro doesn’t even need to eat you don’t even need to eat you’re a robot where my jerky go where my jerky go

Where my jerky go where where my jerky go you put it in the fire where’d you put my jerky I don’t see no JY I’m being you need help Joe Biden versus TW annoyed by a skeleton and I’m trying to fish I’ll deal with it in a bit all right somebody

Delet somebody deleted my I got it what somebody deleted my I got another piece of leather for you if you want it somebody deleted this all right puppers he is going get him how do you beat chapter 2 two star brother I ain’t going to lie to you

I haven’t done chapter 2 two star in like forever so honestly I would not know oh he’s talking about red giants I’m going to be completely honest dual gravity such and red giants uh yeah dude I haven’t done dual dual Giants I haven’t done red giants in forever so like dual

Gravity coil but he’s a red giant yeah like I haven’t done that in forever so dual gravity coil yeah do use dual gravity coil because that actually was the godsend in both two star and three star for me well now I’m now I’m just going to trap myself down here hold

On that’s not possible there’s a okay well I’m saying that’s not possible too what’s not possible yeah it is it not possible that I don’t know or is it possible is it not possible that uh okay that’s not just take care of garget from the batt is going getu from

Bbz oh my gosh rat battles of history wait oh my [ __ ] God I need to get to the rat tunnels that’s something I never thought creers over there nuh [ __ ] that I need to get to the red tunnels need to get to the rat tunnels let me in the rat tunnels

But I gave Rocketeer an idea you gave me an idea oil oh there’s my jerky I really I really wish I could I I really wish I could eat leather now what is this why is this here what does this belong to oh I’m dumb as

[ __ ] that’s what it belongs to would you like One Singular tropical fish for your troubles i’ rather not get hunted by Speeders what the freak this guy jump scared me Mr love wig from TF2 versus tweak love wig oh boy can’t wait to orchestrate that sometime lewig versus lewig

And then lewig versus lewig as in uh lewig agon versus me I’d lose 100% it’d be funny though you’re doing well nice how did you know my username what do you mean how did who know your username what oh there’s a zombie pigman somewhere waiting for the new leaks that came out

For TDX this look so epic but I won’t say anything it’s probably the want to hear about it they’re made out of cheese and burgers and cheese burgers we still need to lay up the surrounding area of the base better true we do there are so

Many is that a pile of bones don’t ask what that is okay don’t ask what any of this is Hey Hey listen don’t don’t ask what any of this is all right don’t don’t ask you never ask a man what his pile of bones is for that’s the number one rule never ask

What the bones are for know uh this is what the block of iron looks like it looks like any old like is this like any old like building block in the community chest too I awesome you know what that you know what that calls for that calls for food I got

SI suddenly where from did you throw that [ __ ] to me through the roof oh I’ll gra how did I had four and then I randomly got six did you throw that [ __ ] to me through the floor oh I tossed them to you whilst you weren’t looking oh

Oh cuz it was right here and I backed up into it okay Mr love is medic I know where do you get the bowl don’t ask something don’t ask about it I had One Singular tropical fish but I already gave that one all right this calls for a celebration let’s

Eat let’s see all the effects that I get let’s see I get Hunger three poison four and nausea nausea doesn’t kill me in this does it oh no cuz it’s not hardcore all right that’s good to know that’s really good to know now was timey to give myself hunger

Again just to keep myself off of death the baby zombified piglin yeah it sounded like it’s up in the attic poon part one well anyways I’m hey Rob have you ever heard of shallow TBH is that a YouTuber let me find out my Poison’s almost gone oh who’s this L why are you

Actually committed to eating oh does he do all always keep my promises if if it’ll [ __ ] kill me another guy who makes okay uh music let’s time to eat spider eyes oh man oh he’s getting online he’s coming online who is o o oh sh I missed

Everything I was packaged it up he composed T Galactica soundtrack sadly not played the game now I want to play that game sometime engineer I’m engineering my [ __ ] living I don’t know I guess I’ll keep like the remaining pupper frish for whatever all right guys um let’s eat some bread bread is

Filling oh he composed Tower Galactica nice very that’s that’s pretty epic yeah remember last stream I almost died to like a hord of zombies a spider and a skeleton and I was on like half a heart and I somehow [ __ ] killed all of them without dying

Ouch that is surprising if I do save myself so English stressing out over other [ __ ] but I think that’s pretty surprising what guys there California what I got leather boots they going to the nether which is California right that’s right I got leather boots let’s go to the Netherlands boys AKA

California I want their sand so I can fuel my house for AC what what’s that what’ you give me did you give me more rotten flesh did you give me more leather oh no you gave me boots thanks oh wow uh I have a lot more stuff to take than I

Realized oh oh no I have a lot more stuff to take out than I realized okay that’s awesome that’s cool that’s great that’s awesome let’s go stone bricks all right um let’s eat the battle breaks added metal trait we dead for sure nether from Minecraft versus Netherlands from real life eggy

By a thread moment true I was metal deathbringer when uh no what what is the um cuz I haven’t listened to it right cuz I haven’t had to play it I only listened to it like once or twice whenever Rob uh showed me it on

Uh from his uh video that he took of the testing Realm and he only brought it up once um what is the genre of that is it metal or is it Rock I want to say Gothic rock or metal like Gothic Rock like a so like a 50/50

Kind of deal yeah I mean like the weird thing I actually don’t know like what the difference between metal and Rockets I think Metal’s more like hardcore more of just like the same note over and over with like heavy beat pounding from the drums but yeah oh that’s I think it was

A lot like Gothic metal because it had an organ in it too in AC choire okay that would make some sense yeah that make more sense yeah there’s a bat bat out of hell let’s go I’m going to get mending from fishing part one all right guys today we’re going to get

Mending hey I have some more oil I need to repair my fishing rod I need to repair my soul deathbringer that’s metal will just be a saw blade when he gets enraged it’s the old Roblox chainsaw sound effect yeah basically oh that’s great be [ __ ] amazing and make that like the official

Sound add that he just like goes into rage mode he just goes into rage mode pulls out his hand falls off or it reveals a chainsaw he just like cranks it up that’ be amazing also bu did say yes for me to compose the entirety of chapter 3’s

Music awesome so you you’ll be able to do that experiment cool yeah I want to do that experiment will people hate it probably not will people hate it still probably if it’s I genuinely believe that that bias is there that it’s the old uh because they’re used to it which

I I can understand right but at the same time like you got to appreciate it for what it’s worth cuz it is worth a lot and well I mean it makes no sense to me why people would hate it just because honestly the game having its own

Soundtrack is very cool it also means like a new step in development you know yeah it’s its own thing and it’ll it it’ll take time to get there and it will get there it’s just people don’t like change for some reason and I will never

Know why it’s I do admit I’m very used to the old yeah the old it’s like super cool to yeah I’m used to it too and it does make me sad to see it go but it makes me happier to realize that we got new [ __ ]

Yeah also on the subject of Music Rob I urge you to um re establish the Soviet Union the rain World Tunes they do a really good job with their music stuff I actually played a bit of rain world and saw heard some of the rain World music

But not a lot so I’m going to take a time to look at that that again some time because I’ve heard it’s really good yeah the rain roll Tunes are really good mhm uh threat themes specifically I would are we not accounting for the fact that turking uses a Nintendo song and

Can be taken down any second because of that oh we are it’s just we choose to ignore it because uh yeah that should be the next one I take off yeah cuz he he he’s planned on taking that one down for a while now yeah be menu theme and then

Turking and someone gave me the greatest idea to just make a sword fight on Heights remix yeah so that’s what I’m going to do yeah with its own take on it not like I’m not going to copy like fighting where they have their own thing but it’s

Going to be kind of different hly yeah all right I’m out of all right yo I have found a lily pad no way rooms are done epic honestly I love this house the house is house look gorgeous it is very nice it’s amazing I have to say I wasn’t

Expecting higher roof to the na stone bricks but it works I mean you should get some aerial screenshots I should I should I will eventually whenever everything is set in stone and done I can’t believe it I have actively prevent myself from going oh my God rain world is this room raining is

Yours um it’s funny Slug game well let me go see the other rooms see if I need more space cuz if I need more space then I’ll take more space but what the hell I didn’t know this [ __ ] was up here don’t kill him uh so whose room

This is did I all right make voiders clean okay so this is void’s area what about up here I got a trip wire Hook from fishing this is great use needed lily pads again or oh yeah I’ll I’ll take I I’ll keep the I’ll keep my little area why not I’ll keep

My I’ll keep I have no idea where is where Rob is I think he’s in his mind Luigi’s Mansion looking ass house biggest Unsolved Mysteries Ever One what does peanut butter jelly even look like from dancing banana looks like peanut butter jelly all right guys I’m going

To oh boy I’m going you want to check out the ne we have like 30 minutes to do that true wait what’s going on 30 minutes well also um voids cut off time since it’s the weekday is um midnight for him yeah so yeah all right guys let’s all

Gear up and head towards the house and uh yeah I’m to go in with no armor in a dream yep no armor in a Dream half a heart all right guys let let’s all let’s all I have how many books we have I’m not sure all right guys so let me go put my [ __ ] up first let me go put all my stuff up first I need to all right let’s see so I got I have

Seven bookshelves but I don’t have um yeah I’ll keep this I’ll put that there why did you put glass in my chest blue my chest don’t worry about it store rag store you know what I’ll move the upper attic later store rag so I’m guessing that rather than

Face the regular World night we’re going to go straight to Hell wait it out there what else are we supposed to do you think that we you think that we plan ahead for [ __ ] no you got anything else to doal gravity oh he died from uh red giants got anything else with dual

Gravity uh sniper is pretty good but yeah that’s a phantom that’s a pH I have no roof bro everybody go to sleep everybody go to sleep everybody go to sleep you forgot what happened to the guy who said the N word in Jacob’s stream um he got banned from the Discord

He got banned from the channel I don’t know what I I don’t I don’t know what I don’t know what Jacob did but I mean I got rid of him he got banned from oxygen all right so you think you got sniper you got dual gravity uh

Noz I mean at the end of the day uh yeah that’s not that’s not cool so I don’t know why he thought that that would be a funny thing to do but it’s not you have recoil all right guys let’s go to sleep or G actually I think recil is

Probably the best bet recoil is pretty good guys I’m scared there’s there’s literally a phantom right on top of well as as long as you sleep it should be fine they shouldn’t go after you if you’re sleeping regen what about regen uh he’s wondering if regen is a good idea I mean you’re

Already I mean I mean what do you have already yeah what’s the what stuff you have I know it might take a lot but what’s your super rares like in Ubers uh whoever’s not sleeping uh log out real quick so I think all of us except like one person is sleeping nappy Nappa

Time uh regen is Robert you asleep yeah oh yeah I’m asleep there’s a freaking Phantom above me like a lantern who’s not asleep scaring me zombie are you not asleep he left and he he was talking to his parents wasn’t He oh I know it isn’t me I’m in I’m in the bed all right I’ll I’ll do this actually you know what no I could just uh uh both super rare super rare you know what I’m just going to I’m just going to make it I don’t know what the

[ __ ] I’m doing hold on just make it daytime yeah I’m over complicating this to [ __ ] hold on uh okay there you go oh what the freak why’ he hurt me bro what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you said a day counter though oh no whatever really I do oh no whatever will I

Do no tell me you respawn that way you can keep your inventory so I can turn it off no okay there you are so you’re definitely using ticks I would assume Wes could be good to deal with everything that isn’t big and then dual gravity can just bait everything this

Man just went this man with AFK trying to look at me through my wall right SL okay cool you don’t have what mumbling to myself cuz I’m going to try and do a stupid thing with my room yeah use West for sure but yeah West

West could help quite a bit cuz if the Dual gravities don’t get hit by the weak peons other than the guy with the bow you might you’re Pro probably set yeah should I get B Money uh I think tix is the better option especially is the better option yeah now since

Well it got nerfed into the ground well it does depend on if you need more spam ability you think andesite would be good as a bridging block yeah basically be money is like the worst thing ever and then B money’s just like they love me and then it’s

Like it’s the worst thing ever again how sad the mighty have fallen Smashmouth before they made all stars during all making all star and after they made all star went from super love to just allars I’m just going to make allars all right allars 0 allar uh what what about it what about

The farm I know we’ve got we’ve got a ton of I know shut up I will I will farm that up I will so I’m going to I’m going to like divy up the rations real quick so uh oh divy up yes like like like like from the farm

Just so we have extra stuff all right yeah what are you doing I have so much food you you son of a [ __ ] is mine I’ll kill you get your hands off my seeds what’s going on you in the dust ball you don’t have Farms what’s going on you live below it

Zombie decided to touch my farm I will kill him it sounds like normal zombie Behavior to me I know I will kill him yeah bro touch my Farms I will remember that this is a Telltale Game now [ __ ] soon as you least exp expect it you will

Be in that lava in the nether I will kill you in everything that you love well it’s time I make a cauldron cuz I think I don’t know if they patched that thing where if you put a cauldron and then put water in it and you go in

It you can extinguish yourself when you’re in the nether I don’t think they change that in the nether I don’t think so either yeah do I want to do that probably maybe you know I’m going to do that I have the iron for it bro start me again I dare you

Okay okay I I could just unwi list you easy cauldron hours let’s go all right hang on be right back removing your white list dead ass does Celebration battler do anything yeah he does just don’t go him get hit by the the gargant all right zombie give me the wheat that you

Got don’t put it in the chest like you think of doing I can just make you goddamn campfire cuz [ __ ] it I didn’t want you to turn it into brick probably easier if I do that campfire gamp fire 25 minutes 25 minutes okay let’s see here oh wait I

Need freaking okay why am I grinding wood for torches I turn around as right as the zie [Applause] jumped okay what happened while I was gone if I’m not sure if anything happened I’m probably r i want to finish cooking up my meal it’s Cobblestone hours let’s go okay

Cobble I got like I was mining so I got a lot of Cobble yeah yesie would would have k for C building the [Applause] roof bule battler uh so there’s a guy in the chat who is wanting to beat red giants star two and I’m trying to think of a

Strategy but it’s been a while since I’ve done that I actually beat two star red giants before they nerfed them cuz the I remember the shock waves doing the exact same damage as the initial hit hence killing a Titan in one hit when he was enraged um what uh I’m assuming this is

Standard yeah there not two more at least I don’t think I think it’s two more um think so there is a man in our house yes grave guy because I am trying to destroy my hand first there’s a man in our house where I’ll deal with it

Where I want to get my anger out where where is it I want to kill it I already got it well that’s not going to help me is it hey I got an end Pearl from it whirl oh my God a pig man squealed into my

Retinas y who left their steak in the smoker where in the kitchen okay here here’s here’s what I was originally going to do so I could Fe so I could realize what would have to go where all right so that’s that’s 21 that’s that’s another 21 if I can click

Real fast there we go cuz I don’t want it to go here that was the whole point of it and then another like I don’t know 18 all right see you J baby talk to you later all right see you later J bab let’s take that where is that

Okay then we got this okay 59 59 that is awesome all right so we just gonna okay okay I guess I will not enchant anymore okay I’ve got eight more bookshelves to have to all right guys everybody come out to the front yard oh boy what is that doing

There what zombies in the walls okay so there’s yoursavior there’s yours I have plenty of food already well too bad take my rations fair enough there’s yours this is mine and then whever zombie is in the in the walls the floor I know I know he’s in the

Floor there he is all right buddy look I do not have my sword out so you KN I will not kill you I’ll put lava on you instead have that Jesus that’s why I wanted to did it not why does Rob not have armor yet hey

I don’t know Naked and Afraid baby come on yeah yeah so so that’s the reason why I didn’t want you to convert it to bread yet so I could have it as its own stack so I could divide it up evenly you giving me that bread put it into my

Inventory and I don’t know how much you gave me so I didn’t know how much to divide anyways Rob before we do anything one last thing I am going to make some armor for you that way you will not eat [ __ ] I don’t need it I don’t give a [ __ ] okay

The I have a [ __ ] T of Armor All right here you go that’s not okay there’s some boots we can just do this uhhuh we can just do this then we could just do this there we go we can do that there we go and then do that okay there we go does

Everybody have does everybody have what gold helmet gold helmet yeah I have gold boots gold boots I have gold Helm you can have gold gold anything will help do you have gold something Rob no you don’t cuz you don’t have armor in the first

Place hold on let me go make I could get boots I could make boots okay well you can make boots then yo I got the Yeezys I’ll grab the all here you go little yoink yoink yoink yoink there you go all right now that I am not uh seizing to

Death you know what I we’re just cheating at this point so you know time set time yep of course all right there we go all right everybody come outside real quick when we’re done oh hat dumb ass Burning Alive dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass dumb ass

Dumb ass you’re getting way too close to them piss off all right so um what the [ __ ] it was on the roof what the oh yeah there was on the roof okay so guys um basically what’s going to happen is we’re going to do pretty pretty good out there you know I

Think we’re going to do good team and just to show how where did the robot go he’s right here you don’t recognize him because he has arm no the other robot no not not that robot the other he down there robot down there bro is he up there or is he down

There he’s back upstairs he’s upstairs he’s in the tunnels again he’s hiding in the trap hole get out of there all right nerd get over here okay you know what they say so so how confident I am oh you had actually okay well how confident I am that we’re going to be

Fine you see these is 64 [ __ ] that let’s go okay so any I’m we had 64 blaze rods that’s how confident I am so that that being how confident I being we only got 15 minutes oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this one Cobblestone doing here let let’s go let’s go what

The fu what other Cobblestone all right let’s go 15 minutes I mean I can allow myself 12:30 if we really need it yes all right boys let’s go oh no all right Welcome to Hell boys get your [ __ ] on oh my God Netherrack looks weird as [ __ ] all my fellas my

Fell all right guys put your put your put your put your gold on my gold on I’m just grabbing the the Crimson the warp stems the Creo the I love these things so much yep all right so now we don’t Mark portal okay okay I I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll mark

I’ll mark the portal hold on I marked the two don’t worry if I can on Journey map if I have the brain cells I guess Port not portal portal I did is that yeah okay I I marked the portal let’s go is this really Minecraft or am I high yeah uh

Don’t worry I Mark I marked it on Journey map so put on your gold I mined a piece of gold and they got well yeah they yeah don’t don’t do don’t do that in front of them oh do it behind their back like a californ would do there’s a

There’s a there’s a gentleman there’s a gentleman right here there’s a there’s a gentleman right there the babies don’t care but the adults do oh [ __ ] oh they hurt oh okay they yes they do hurt yeah there’s a gentleman over there portal to from the hit game company valve

Yep me collecting some Soul Sand Dude this music Bops what I I don’t have any music playing right now that is fair somebody [ __ ] help hey no what you shouldn’t have been a dumbass well how was I supposed to know that mining gold you should

Oh Jesus Christ I thought I was going to go the other way okay um Hey listen Bud a you know I Magma Cube I respect you not really what my [ __ ] what do you think I was blocking the [ __ ] off for man God damn it where did everyone go in the Crimson

Forest we have lava everywhere yes you yeah there’s a crion I I already found a Crimson Forest it’s like across the nether portal lava fall that’s so cool it is until it lands on youson are warped no wait no either one I don’t know where the hell anybody

Went because cuz cuz we all split off in different directions don’t worry I’m a pro gamer I won’t die guess I’m going to catch up with whoever I can catch up with all right guys so we’re all uh pretty close to each other oh yeah we are quite close

Okay yeah all right so here’s robot Robert up here somewhere oh I think I will want to grab some of these tasty Vines yes I I say what the [ __ ] is this this diamonds no there’s no diamonds in the nether dumb ass I was going mining in NE for

Diamonds it’s it’s shroom light hours I love shroom lights shroom light hours I’m going to waste my stamina doing there let’s go all right so we all need to catch up real quick okay there we all need to catch up and find each other real quick I love them I found

Rob they’re all really we’re all pretty close to each other we just have to find each other okay you guys are down there uh what the [ __ ] are these like what are these room shroom lights oh they don’t look like shroom lights but of course I have

A texture pack on so I don’t know what they look like yeah all right so zombies over zombies over this way somewhere all right so you want us to meet somewhere first before we go to separated yeah I don’t want to separate too bad cuz uh if

We find a nether fortress then that’d be good but yeah said love of fall was cool I agree oh my God guys 29 subscribers until we get to uh 2,000 oh my goodness gracious we’re already past 69 so the funny number is gone but I mean don’t let that there’ll

Be more funny numbers to get oh glow stone I think I will want that later yeah I got a 20 I got a stack and 29 glowstone powder pretty awesome oh Soul Valley huh I could put it for the all right so um H glow St looks so tasty to me glow

Stone is yummy what all right guys so um I’m going to take a look at the map real quick uh I think I noticed more uh oh there’s Nether wart blocks over there um there’s a little warp Forest over there but we have a Crimson Forest here

Uh we could try to find what like are we trying to find a nether fortress right that’s that that or Bastion that’s like the main goal yeah Bastion or Fortress all right so um I think we could continue this way we got to go back down a bit but I

Think we continue uh this way you guys are yeah go we could continue this way wait no yeah we could because there’s a uh there’s a way to get over here um and if we continue this way then maybe just maybe we’ll be able to not go down that way um

Um wow okay this is we we got to go up this is very precarious yes it is we got to go up and hopefully not hit lava remember when Ghasts were the thing to look out for now they barely ever even exist yeah you don’t see gas anymore at all want

Some potions of regeneration better get some it’s just a baby he just a baby baby piglins aren’t that bad baby TW becomes a [ __ ] live stream real yeah basically just a little baby he’s just a baby another thing that I’ve noticed about um from me another thing

That I’ve noticed about uh the nether is your inventory fills up a lot quicker now than it used to yeah because you go for so much [ __ ] yeah like there so there’s there’s so many different blocks now actually terrified me oh my God all right guys I found upstair oh

Hi God damn it what the [ __ ] oh no that’s already down there okay there still skeletons out here all right guys so we can go this way we can try to find another way um which way do we feel like going that’s the question good question

Because I don’t know where we could go oh there’s hogins down there yeah we don’t want to go there there also there’s also a hogin right there the baby one yeah it’s a baby one they’re not hostile scared turned around and hit me once and ran away yeah uh all right so

Um where are you at o uh good question hold on I’m coming back down to you I probably need to secure this yeah I think I need to SEC this I’m going run back to the uh I went I went down the child is attacking me Oh that’s

Oh those are oh those are the kill the child kill the child so uh you’re in the forest right bro uh kind of I’m now surrounded oh I’m I’m where are you I can I know I’m with Rob right now I’m trying to find I’m I’m trying to find

Other I’m trying to find man with no plan I can’t find him apparently he’s surrounded by hoglands and I can’t find him way let’s let’s go to him voy let’s go to him you guys are in AR let’s go back let’s go back you’re getting chased by a hogin no

We’re not in Arizona we’re in California there’s a big difference oh now now I see vo void there’s a lot of hogl I know you good oh my that is a family where is zombie at in all this that’s what I want to know he always going off by himself

Come on man fire burn burn we have’t some breaking tonight boys oh burn burn them him [ __ ] that lag holy [ __ ] if I should try to shoot I help you out with this oh oh my God I just shot down oh baby baby he like no damage over here YouTube recommendation system sucks

Yeah I believe it where did where go where did where did zombie go that’s what I’m wondering cuz I didn’t want to get separated and now things attack all separated my shield what uh yeah they can hit you through your Shields it’s also a basis of uh the Ping as that’s not

Fun so like you’ll put you you’ll put your Shield up but the Ping will get you yeah like at this point another [ __ ] hoglin I feel like I should be putting my crossbow [ __ ] you now get your ass over here [ __ ] you want to attack me you

Think you’re hot [ __ ] get your ass over here bacon going to turn you in the pork chops get your ass over here I’m going to grab there’s a gas flying around me but it doesn’t okay so should I shoot it down I mean if you shoot it once I mean

You’ll you’ll grow it hostile so I mean oh are gas neutal now no no [ __ ] bacon piece of shit’ always been yeah I’m going to find a way back to the for I’m like I’m I’m outside the forest I’m where like the very start the

For where we was glow St and I was getting it I yeah scared we need to find zombie man where did he go so tasty uh hoglin I wonder where where is it Shield up Shield up Shield up Shield up Shield up I have my sheld up

Yep nice all right I got some pork chops you’re lost somewhere uh give me your cords um not you God damn it there’s another one that’s two there goes my armor there goes his pants H guys get this [ __ ] off of me I got it oh the piglins are trying to baby

Out of here piglins do not like them there is a baby pig piglins do not like don’t you [ __ ] dare that’s a hog yeah they do all right so you said – 373 X away from1 I almost whacked you in the face for a second holy that’s all right my shield

Will I forgot to bring a spare Shield oh my God my savior a [ __ ] piglin with a crossbow just came in and saved me from a stupid [ __ ] baby get out of all right uh all right so – 373 uh all right stay where you are uh

Zombie stay where you are I’m going to try and uh let’s see okay uh 373 X what’s y111 94 the stairs you guys 94 is Z all right what’s your X then oh y I meant I meant Z all right so uh all right I’ll I’ll try to get there

Whoa you went far off okay boys we got a rescue mission cuz he went far ahead okay if I if I got that right 373 uh tell me tell me the coordinates no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] that [ __ ] those little pieces of [ __ ] no I’m they are everywhere and I [ __ ] hate them and I will turn them into goddamn bacon if they so much as it dare touch

Me go got fire on my side dumb ass Fire On Your Side Fire best evasion strategy ever go go go come on what is this texture pack um this texture pack lit on fire nerd 16 just a baby one this guy does like nothing yeah just hit him he goes away

Yeah he even do like one damage it’s calleda 16 craft all right so uh where do we where Jesus Christ where do we all go again we keep separating I um I was never with you guys to be there was a bunch of hogs attacking me we all separated because of

Those [ __ ] hoglins all my homies hate hogins all right so that’s where a zombie is supposedly uh we’re going to have to go that way um the question is how do we get being ganged oh wait I think I just heard you there you are

Yeah I see you oh my god oh that’s lava okay Rob where it’s like two two and one okay that’s fun um I’m going to try and I have the worst division oh there’s oh there’s a gas somewhere that’s bad I wish I brought my bow oh damn okay where

Is he where’s that gas at bro all right all right Rob I made the uh thing so we can just go oh medievals is different uh this this this this texture pack is um oh [ __ ] nice well the hoglins they’re your Sav oh God no don’t don’t oh I see

Your name tag I see your guys’s name tag you’re down there somewhere I almost got pushed into lava oh [ __ ] trying to look for his name tag I don’t see I don’t I don’t see his name tag let’s go down I’m going to hide up here and just

Cross oh wait no I can’t his name tag went back this way I said the name of the the funny texture pack like at least three times yeah okay there’s baby hoglin over here you dare [ __ ] attack me pork chop I’ll have you know that you’re going to [ __ ] die in here get

Your ass over here you [ __ ] stupid ass Baby [ __ ] love the babies really think they’re hot [ __ ] and then you just they get hit once and they [ __ ] run Lally are in California s what the hog when it actually aners a Cod streamer yeah basically yep I’m going to go all right

Fat ass you want to get turned into pork chops too push them in I should grab a bucket of lava so I can be rude oh freak [Applause] you all right here’s some pork chops launched me in the air at least we’re getting food off of this all right

Uh all right guys let’s go we got a rescue Miss cooked salmon okay I blocked water sone we love some I also have 19 cooked pork chop I’ve got five and 15 raw pork chop found a ruined portal nice I didn’t know ruin portal portals spawned in the

Nether though it makes sense yeah it does make sense but I I completely forgot that they did all right guys let’s go this way there’s another one somewhere awesome let’s let’s just not let’s just ignore that let’s keep going up gra the shroom light found a shroom light nice

I just really like these okay I know yeah they look they look pretty and yeah you know what sure I’ll allow myself 1230 tonight all right in the middle of stuff anyway did I see a gas over there don’t wor again with the oan violation stairs

Hey listen it’s the quickest way to get up all right all right guys we got another hogin to cook let’s go oh hell yeah oh there you there more than everything nice also TW do you want toare a spare iron sword uh sure why not all

Right I give gold guys they give me some the big guys yeah all right we going back down the piglins yes the zombies got to be over this way somewhere it’s about like what 100 m there is a you know you know I don’t think that

Um I don’t think that that’s a good way to go would be enough for my purposes maybe we can go this baby hogins there baby zombies uh yeah I think the MLG water bucket in the nether unreal with lava instead have lava instead yeah just drink a fire

Resistance potion you with a cauldron in a bucket OSHA stairs I could OSHA stairs oh [ __ ] I went trying I love how that’s just what we call them oh like oh [ __ ] it’s not safe I mean I call them oan violation so that’s probably why we started calling them that all right

Zombies got to be in here somewhere where are you brother if one of you [ __ ] pushes me over the cliff I’m going to regret everything what’s your what’s your coordinates now someone call them out to me that way I can uh actually I can see them right

There you’re not going to like this uh you went back all the way didn’t youga 856 oh my God wait 856 is it is it still 111 wait a second hold hold your Honkers 57 Z cold your Honkers guys I got got good news what I found a fortress well you

Know that’s all right give me the location of it so we can just like go back hold on I’m like I was like you yeah let me just get the location real quick and the achievement all right how do I get down there though me hey here’s another

Hoglin to take care of yes it’s a guas come on buddy with this lag I will definitely reflect the fireball come over here did I oh yeah I didn’t bring I I didn’t I I didn’t bring any iron I don’t have any iron I I didn’t I didn’t bring

Any all I brought with me hell is not o comp I’m sorry s we’re going to have to shut this place down not another one gun I didn’t hit him with a single fuing dude this lagging so much a skeleton’s Arrow bounced off me if you

If you can crit the hoglands they ain’t [ __ ] it’s I see it I see it I see it I see it I [ __ ] that skeleton freak that skeleton bro there’s another one over there I know I was about to Mouse three it to Ping it but I’m not playing that

Game I literally about to Ping in Minecraft honestly where’s the [ __ ] all right so I see I I see it over that way down there okay that’s fine there’s a gap oh wow BL blazes blazes look like they’re tired of their [ __ ] sh why does he have a mustache why

Do he got a joker why does it got a joker I hit him e why is he why is he look all right all right all right guys all right where the [ __ ] give me my ping give me my location you’re missing a you’re missing

Armor a lot I know I know I I know I’m missing a lot of armor dude dude um he’s got this let’s see ooh precarious all right let’s see let’s see uh so just I’m I’m just going to Ping randomly I’m just going to Ping randomly uh yeah okay zombie I’m we’re okay

Zombie we are coming we got you where are you I hit that’s right the blazes have seen things yes the blazes have seen a lot of things boys that’s the power of texture packs you can traumatize them you can traumatize anyes look like they were

High on no no no no no no go back go back go back go back go back go back that’s not the way we want to go pedal back pedal back pedal fall back fall back you’re going to get freaking lit up you son of a

[ __ ] get your baby out of here oh yeah uh my shield broke uh-oh oh no that’s not good um I have no iron I got to pick another trip back I didn’t I didn’t know it was going to be this [ __ ] week holy [ __ ] oh look at this I got them fix that

We just need to look for some gold I guess yeah there’s one more go ahead I mean if we trade with theu with the funny we can well there goes oh my God I got spares for days of stone axes y slightly more in Minecraft

Streams I yell a lot more cuz I’m pissed right now and I’m not pissed I’m not pissed for no I’m just pissed because I was going to stream earlier and well that didn’t work out because I overslept so I mean and today it was the only day that

I had free to stream really and the only time that we had free for o to be able to before he goes to England and well you know couldn’t do that cuz not early anyways also I had missed dinner so I mean there was that also I usually have a self-imposed time limit

Yeah I don’t like staying past 12 on weekday you son of a what the [ __ ] was that why is there a creeper in the nether that was a gas sounded like a creeper I’ll come help I have a crossbow okay he’s over here oh there’s like 2,000 game may be modded NE

There exist a product on the just a ball attach to a live it seems very useless the loot part is adjustable do you do you know what it is I want to know no I do not know him and roofs yeah that’s it fly amongst yourselves where

Gu what happened holy he shot his friend over the cliffs all right guys so um here’s the thing um either I have to go back and get some more armor or I’m not going to be able to betrayal L the lead either I have to go back and get armor

Or I cannot be the one that usually is attacking which usually you know I’m the one that’s attacking everything head on cuz I can attack stuff head on if you want oh why is there two I mean there’s no [ __ ] way I hit this no no way fre this okay I’ll go

Take care of I’ve got the crossbow and it can one shot should probably get some gold for trading purposes I mean you know get iron from oh there’s [ __ ] blazes that are third all right zombie water bucket where’s zombie that’s a guest oh that didn’t inst uh

Well it’s hitting that towards you oh there’s zombie hey buddy he actually did it buddy how did he actually hold stop stop turn around he has magic clearly no no turn back around slow slow no not up I turn around my look up yes hi buddy

Okay I’m running I don’t I don’t have any armor I don’t I don’t have any armor that would not be the best idea for you to do right now I don’t have any armor don’t think that me mining right here the best oh they are yes they are

[ __ ] I tried to where at where what at the Fort oh no push a off run bro run holy [ __ ] it’s gold I found some gold stons they don’t see me mining it either oh hi they do see me mining it the sacrifice was not in vain o you have

Helped me not be mauled by smart for me oh these are zombies Z zombie pigman don’t care about mining gold do they no they don’t they don’t but I’m but you know don’t hit them cover anyway I tried to ask you guys that question no you talking about regular zombies no I did

And then as soon as I learn oh yeah they don’t care oh and then I up an answer ow uh if we need a crafting table I got some yeah I need a crafting table all right they they just you just have to block line a sight with them don’t

You where did you go I hate that I’m very alone all right so yeah I need a I need a CRA I’m I’m down here uh yeah there’s one I’m I’m down here down here as in as in down here don’t burn it buddy is managing to SP my anxiety uh the ne

Why cuz you’re by yourself hold on uh no it’s just that uh Heights oh yeah I don’t like heights either you not be as F than octopus have multiple brains turn into mustard gas or change your body weight change your body weight is the most useful one out of all

Those I’m going to grab more gold all right I got four pieces of gold guys we’re saved I got four pieces that dumbass zlin is or hoglin is uh coming this way Hogan’s coming this way never mind it’s not a terrible Fortress damn zombie went all the way to the Fortress without us

That’s crazy bro I found that I’m already down here we were waiting for you dude come on both more a speed Runner than I am sh Jesus Christ now I’m waiting for y’all yeah well I don’t like that whenever there’s hogins in the way I have no armor like come on

Dude get the [ __ ] I SP I spent my time waiting for your ass and then you just go ahead and do that by yourself just like first it’s the bread thing and now it’s this man come on okay I’m alive I’m actually alive I don’t believe it you’re alive I’m down here with

Them and they keep climbing up to me these things literally walk on the trees they’re the they’re the Minecraft version of Vietnam God when the trees start speaking oink oink I speak for the trees oink oink oink I speak for the trees run run run run run you guys are where

Uh we’re heading back to the Fortress but uh you’re right here uh yeah was in I also got like nine more gold for the nice all right we can head back to the Fortress where zombie abandoned us yet again I swear if we ever stay here long ter we have to come

Down this Forest which US GE would you rather using a zombie apocalypse probably the Timmy gun I’m going to trade with the funny pigs for a moment all right why do bone blocks make a cuz like cuz they like as [ __ ] yeah use them as use them as a

Flute I mean that is I don’t want onions I don’t want onions I don’t want obsidian either hey I got fire R God damn it what is that what they just throw at you iron I I need I need that for is that one iron 25 nuggs 25 all right zomboo more

Onion okay do they need like can nuggets work at all uh nine nuggets in a 3X3 crafting but like if I throw the no cuz they pick it up they don’t all right okay who wants Fire Res H but I I have another okay fine have

This oh [ __ ] I hear one of them oh there’s two no there’s just one of them it’s just a bone block yink oh I will I will hit you with your own Fireball by shooting a crossbow at it I swear to God I will do this

Jesus Christ that was so loud what was that you okay [ __ ] off with the [ __ ] I’m keeping the black no I hate I hate Netherrack you’re okay up there zombo I don’t want Netherrack can they give me arrows invisibility for Nia what the [ __ ] is

Going on over there why is World War II starting [ __ ] okay give me a second I need to eat yeah go ahead and hit that I’m he’s almost what the [ __ ] I got set on fire by Nothing by a blaze I’m blaz fire blaze not even a blaze no there there’s

A blaze that’s there’s also fire yeah but he okay buddy you just St all right guys head back to head back to the Fortress we’re going to kick some ass soon wow he despawned right as I was about to hit him where the [ __ ] is zombie waiting anyways I do not know oh

They just got shot Satan has a behind bars at the fort in ass Soul Center oh you’re down there oh how the hell did you even get down there that’s my question I don’t know how you mean the closest I could do is just jump to that [ __ ] sand pillar

And then take like half health and damage ice bucket what is that what’s that what is that what is that [ __ ] guys you freaking Blaze bum out of here this is this is going to hurt a lot okay that’s probably going to kill me if I jump look at that lava fall oh

My God oh my God look at that lava fall don’t mind if I use this we going cut this [ __ ] down if it K lava does absorb the like water but I don’t no my bread I don’t want Nether wart o okay okay all right guys I got down here

Just fine down hide down there or up there somewhere yeah I’m going back down byebye oh that’s you oh that’s you um do you do you have any blocks that you could build up and extend my [ __ ] Village all right hang on we going to do

This we going to do this the hard way boys okay that not with that oh that’s hitting you oh [ __ ] where is it I don’t see it it’s over there but I can’t see it it’s attacking me oh oh there it is oh no that’s a different be careful on the ocean

Stairs or else you’ll seal your fate be careful on the ocean stairs it’s a fragile plate careful on the ocean stairs how’d you get diamonds what the [ __ ] is this you [ __ ] cheater I want my two diamonds back oh he ow ow ow [ __ ] I’m going to

Die hey guys you want to know something funny you want to know something funny uh hold on oh [ __ ] no no no I’m running home hi how you doing where’ my [ __ ] go my [ __ ] went over here that’s a lot of [ __ ] also because Hey listen [ __ ] [ __ ]

Off so I can get my gold on [ __ ] off so I can get my gold on you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right this isn’t my hey look look nerd Jesus Christ for [ __ ] sake oh time to go down the ocean stairs hope I don’t die well this is a disaster

All my [ __ ] went every everywhere all right that’s mine that’s not mine so did mine that’s probably mine there’s some por chops on the stairs that’s mine that’s mine that’s mine that’s mine that’s not mine that’s mine chairs yes I built those stairs I I built them off of

The boulevard of vcan dreams okay new recipe added yeah bone blocks all right let me my Fire Res my shit’s got to be on the my shit’s got to be on the stairs most of my shit’s got to be on the stairs I would have liked Fire Res but

There’s no way I can get I’ll hit you up with well I’ve already I already died you guys didn’t answer my other question maybe we don’t care about your other question yeah we got more important things right now such as the OSHA stairs killing me no pleas zombie got freaking

Whacked by a gas oh my God he’s really low oh no oh God you’re at 5 HP go run bro run I I I feel like I feel like half of my [ __ ] got destroyed like I can’t find my I can’t find my [ __ ] um will this [ __ ] just piss off holy

[ __ ] why is it by a child why won’t you just [ __ ] why is that not allowing me to hit [ __ ] this P Jesus [ __ ] Christ everything’s fall why can I not hit you Joker looking ass God damn it sword string there’s no way that you’re stup still shooting at me there’s no way

You’re still [ __ ] shooting at me you [ __ ] Joker wannabe eat [ __ ] I hit it with my everything’s falling apart yeah I I lost all my [ __ ] Armor I lost my shield because you know funny Flames exist what does a sign say h let’s see what’s this [ __ ] this wheat [ __ ] this

Netherite that’s not my torches all my [ __ ] is left on the ground and there’s no way I get it so if anyone I don’t have any inventory I try to get all the things I could want the um yeah mainly the things that come my mind there’s a

Fortune all I’ll use that when I need it not right now Springs I think I might know where your armor went is a piglin wearing like a shield gold pants gold boots iron helmet gold sword yeah they steal it like faster all right [ __ ] listen it’s

Going to go one and two ways you’re going to give me back my [ __ ] or we’re going to gang your ass what will it be don’t mind me I’m just going to all right I see you’re choosing the hard way hold on I I’m trying to mine the

Gold I’m trying CLE up the house there you go all right this going to go one or two ways buddy get in yeah I’m just going to stay home no no no no no no no oh they still saw you somehow how give me my [ __ ] back

[ __ ] at least it dropped 100% of the time you don’t take another man’s [ __ ] like that and think you can get away with it [ __ ] oh there’s a where where did my shield go oh it’s still on the ground where I think it went where did it go wait oh it’s right here

There’s here you go awesome he’s he’s shooting himself there we go where’s he at where’s he at thank you where’s this guy at bro I don’t need that quartz I don’t think I need this one we I don’t need that quartz all right I think I got most of your stuffff o or

Some of your stuff so it should be fine I think the main things that I care about are uh like the 50 something arrows the crossb yeah I got your I got your arrows I don’t know where the crossbow went it probably burned no a

Child stole it God damn it it was yeah it was in it had Quick Charge one I I I I I I don’t know where that went yeah the CH not again no no you know what you know what [ __ ] I can fight you this time I got a

Shield get your ass over here you know what blue zombie I’m coming as fast as I can just slash kill at blue zombie blue zombie there we go it died competitive gas lighting all right this day has fallen apart me mining gold I don’t know what you’re talking about me reestablishing

Soviet Union me entering this fort me finding the will to live wow that’s awesome never heard of it no the [ __ ] asked all right guys this is where it all goes to hell as if it wasn’t bad enough they’re everywhere now golden horse armor my ass

Oo do I even bother coming back honestly like I hate how slow you move what that what that gave nothing okay flint and steel golden horse armor Don’t Mind If I Do all right let’s see what’s in this a saddl in golden horse armor hey dead end yo saddle okay M just digging

For yeah that’s uh that’s us if you could decide a problem with yourself would you choose what I would choose you to stop asking random PTSD not so fun questions PTSD for your press like what holy [ __ ] skeletons probably ADHD cuz I have ADD but without the H wait where oh my

Freaking oh my elbow without the H yeah I’ve had attention deficit disorders Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder I wasn’t hyperactive oh honestly cool knowing that someone has the um not hyperactive variant yes I’m going to die Broz I’m I have that’s awesome okay that’s nice oh I see you oh no

Bro just with a skeleton away from me there’s more that’s awesome [ __ ] you oh where did my [ __ ] go where’ my [ __ ] go oh right there awesome oh my God [ __ ] your coal do I even try to come back no yes probably I don’t know like I like we were saying earlier

Though this is a good reason as to why you should not uh come to the nether with diamond uh cuz then this will happen you hit me oh no bro oh no bro oh no bro oh no bro [ __ ] sake all right uh they got their weather effect doesn’t

Last too long yeah but dude it’s still nasty got JP scared by plus honestly this this server ping isn’t helping too much oh dude yeah I get you with that but I mean there’s like nothing I can do about that um so what’ you get out of these

Chests this know what iron horse armor I even have space for that hi pigeon uh there’s got to be a there’s got to be a [ __ ] Blaze spawner somewhere there’s no way there isn’t that’s just just natural that’s a dead end over there oh I [ __ ] hate these wither

Skeletons if you’re a popular would you want to make content you like your content your viewers like if you’re a popular YouTuber it doesn’t matter like you should always make content that you enjoy like usually it’s good to find a middle ground but in general you should

Make stuff that makes you happy it doesn’t matter whether you’re popular or not you shouldn’t do stuff just for the sake of doing it cont okay cool what the [ __ ] are all these what the hell man what kind of [ __ ] is this what is over there what there’s

Like a million there’s like a million wither skeletons there’s a million [ __ ] what did what the what I forgot bles look like they’re high I know oh hey look that’s going to be awesome let’s do this there’s a weaer skeleton behind us or or above us I’m dead I’m so dead

Yeah this is this is the end guys at least I didn’t take he literally pushed me off the Fortress I fell in love that is you lost your [ __ ] well don’t worry that’s why I I wanted to have no armor but it’s okay I got you got one of eight what the [ __ ]

All you know what I ain’t afraid of no ghosts I ain’t afraid of no ghosts hold on all right [ __ ] have at the I 3 minutes worth of this [ __ ] [ __ ] you all right got one [ __ ] this bottle it is 12:30 it is do you want to call it a night after

We get the for Fortress or you guys do cuz I’m dead no on they can’t they can’t burn me have at the I got 3 minutes worth of this [ __ ] baby I’ll kill you I really shouldn’t be up past this point I kill all of

You oh that’s L never mind let’s not go in that period little guy hey can you [ __ ] like you know go over land real quick can you [ __ ] go over land real quick that’d be nice oh wait I know what to Doon brother can you like come on if it would be okay I could just be sent home by being sent to hell to the void I didn’t give me nothing okay and you there Johnny you are going to eat a lot of can you not [ __ ] stupid ass

Blaze you saw me in the VC that’s nice Christmas same R she just B them to death yeah right well uh I got oh hey I got two blaze rods how many does everybody else have oh my God look at all those red dots on

The [ __ ] map no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you going to go to bed boid is there a man down there oh yeah there’s a wither skeleton to the left [ __ ] no get my ass out of

Here come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on okay I should heal up more next day we’ll be done nice good sense

Of humor bad sense of humor bad cuz I mean hey I’m succeeding with it aren’t I I need to sleep how many uh rods do you have idea I picked up two okay so we have four uh all right so all right but I should really have to sleep soon all

Right void would you want to teleport to the overw world allows it I could just teleport you there yeah yeah I you could do the funny slash keep inventory slent to the void trick oh yeah true hold on void I hereby and ask you to be in the void all

Right void listen listen listen listen you ow where you where you at where you at all right listen you are a good friend yeah however I’m sorry I cast thee wait I cast thee to hell well you Knowle hell now our hell not this hell what did I just come

Back well that’s quadruple hell now I’ll add that one to the counter what did I just return I sent void to hell he enjoyed it hell counter four negative onega technically that is a negative hell I got exactly I got sent to the negative H you got sent to our hell

Instead of their hell you know at least if I were to lose diamonds I only lost one and that was from another chest [ __ ] so I’m not too bad anyways I’m going to go now all right see you all right good night hello God why are there so many freaks out

Here hey man it’s California there’s always freaks I feel like that’s like the worst thing to say to someone because like it’s a really like oh yeah I forgot it is so awful to call someone that for some reason they get really genuinely they get they get really pissed over and it’s

Like oh well if you get pissed at being called a freak pretty sure you’re a freak holy [ __ ] why did the skeleton shoot so fast Jesus Christ there zombie pigman please move Jesus Christ man the entire [ __ ] World War Z is going on outside that outside the

House yep there are like so many zombies uh okay so you go to sleep who’s still in the who’s still in the nether question hi okay zombie still in the nether oh yeah he’s wow I I literally did not see it I’m busy down here yeah he’s actually

Good I’m trying to find um I’m trying to find some extra blazes to attack so I can get good job TW you just offended the only two people in chat you live in California and andela lives in California you two are part of the problem for living in California so is

Rob so is Rob he’s the main problem though D is that really the main problem no maybe don’t answer that don’t answer that unsubscribed okay that’s what I’m saying bad sense of humor you got to make a living with a bad sense of humor man how do you think 90% of comedians

Survive literally there’s like comedian oh [ __ ] [ __ ] one of his topics was the entire State of California because California at least are not major problems yes you are well I mean they’re not California is like what people always want California to like secede from the union I’m pretty sure California is a

Problem you know what’s funny is that I want to commit Continental Warfare and just split California into the Pacific Ocean see what happens there as a California Jesus [ __ ] Christ where do you aim from don’t kill me again don’t kill me again don’t kill me again Jesus Christ I’m God

I’m in California someone get me out of here please please somewhere else when I can get to yeah okay uh you may not have any of your arrows for much longer uh o that’s fine I’m using them all up to kill these [ __ ] blazes cuz of how annoying they are they absolutely are

Why is everything oh hey here’s a spawner that’s a amazing holy [ __ ] honestly like the thing like probably one of my most hot takes about m is that it feels like [ __ ] to actually find anything in here yes any any just combat as a whole feels like [ __ ] yeah

It really it also doesn’t help that I probably should have zombie how many uh rods do you have two I have four that’s six that would give us that give us 12 let’s get out of here let’s get out of here let’s get the [ __ ] out of here

You’re turally doesn’t matter no we’re getting the [ __ ] out of here we’re getting the [ __ ] out of here no we are getting the [ __ ] out of here whether you want to or not God damn it I will teleport your ass so you can either come with me or I will teleport you

Anyways you’re going to drag him back out of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] why would you ever want to stay in California bro why the [ __ ] do you w even stay in that’s not the way we want to [ __ ] you need more than bones [ __ ] you need to

Survive why do you need the more of their bone oh yeah he’s a farmer probably right I’m the farmer oh why Bon a of B I know holy [ __ ] that’s a firing squad if I’ve ever seen one there so much [ __ ] everywhere I hate it I can see the zombies when they’re

Trying to go through a tower defense pathway now the zombes that’s a firing squad if I’ve ever seen one man how the [ __ ] do I get out of here oh my God what is this Soul Sand what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] it’s Soul

Sand oh oh God Dam God damn it God damn it God damn it I’m [ __ ] bro there’s no way I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m oh my God oh my God no no no no no

No no no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] why was he hostile oh my God pop skip an a where is this like oh my god dude my my pickaxe I mean at least I have another one but my pickaxe okay I’m going on an adventure okay holy

W why the freak am I still in the bed what I know well have happy [ __ ] well we well we found Hollywood and got decimated we found Hollywood dude there’s so many no we learned something out of this never go to California ever again oh my God how do I get out of

Here I don’t know where how do I get out of here you got to go south I think you got to go south somewhere the nether went wrong yes it did how the hell do I oh my God there’s so many like you hear all those Blaze breathing all of those bro

No no thank you I’m good I’m good what what is that I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m good I’m as oh my god there there’s a wither skeleton in there too no oh wait I could oh oh this is

Where we came in yes yes yes get me out of here get me out of here get me out of here OHA OHA get me out of here please oh sh please no I saw that [ __ ] I saw that [ __ ] right behind me why is there a gas

I saw that [ __ ] behind me run get me out of here where are they coming from [ __ ] California I’m never visiting this is the exact experience everyone I know who comes to California experiences when they want to visit oh my God okay there there’s the portal there’s the portal there’s Port I just

Got to make it out of here there’s the portal oh oh There the ble under the SE a pineapple o i don’t even a pineapple get away from me tweak is literally playing death run right now on Roblox in Minecraft oh my goodness and then I have this peaceful ass pic in the

Okay I know what I should do I [Applause] really why do they still see me and I get why they still see me but like stop seeing me I don’t like you guys stop following me why do they like that oh

O o oh my God oh my God oh my God I see zombie on the map zombie don’t come towards me there’s Z hoglins everywhere oh my God where even is zombie oh my God oh my that was so bad ooh shut up it’s fine for a Bastion

Bastion how many blocks do I have I have four nether blocks like I’m running out of blocks uhoh honestly I think bastions are better to deal with than Nether fortresses just cuz at least they don’t burn you to death and they give you wither yeah but they do have the pigin

Bruce which are ass all right well zombie good luck finding extra blaze rods I’m leaving and I’m probably never coming back why are the skeletons so ass anything I need to close my door I need to close my door all right I I I have like no [ __ ] blocks

So I’ll have to use this I don’t want to um I found the crck charge bro all right that’s good thank you that’s very sweet I love all right I’m just going to [ __ ] book it I’m going to book it I’m going to book it I’m going to book it

I’m going to book it ow I’m going to book it I’m going to book it I’m going to book it I’m going to book it I’m going to not going to book it you know I’m going to book it I think it’s very good that I’m going to book it

I think it’s very nice that I’m booking it I you don’t know how much booking it I am doing um oh hey M um hey hey let me just uh doy D around you go [ __ ] that didn’t didn’t work at all get wrecked [ __ ] um um um um

Um why do skele oh God hi how you doing how you oh heyy toy [ __ ] you oh my god at this point I can perfectly understand even though I cannot understand you the same person with tweaking their name yeah listen [ __ ] like you got your stuff okay at

Least I ran away from it so I didn’t despawn I guess something like thaty M shft season baby [ __ ] your M shs yes man rage for someone’s like men rage Force very bad man kind of different that’s a lot of [ __ ] and that’s a long way

Down hey guys can you hunt this thing I’d really like it if you just hunted that thing no way cyber haptic is fought deathbringer no no way he got the deathbringer he got to level one yes sir how the [ __ ] oh no I got to watch this

Video to see if he actually what he did well I’m going to be right back oh my god dude where what do I do I okay what’s the closest thing I could okay I don’t like going over this lava pit oh I don’t like going over that lava

Pit I could have sworn that you could actually hit a skeleton with ar okay okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good hi okay okay okay let’s see [ __ ] you all right come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on

Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on that’s not the right way to go but okay I’ll take a away from mic you still be in VC okay well it’s about time that we uh get done with this anyways so yeah

Um uh that’s not the right way to do that rfor just last awesome Hello friends you guys are friends I like you guys you guys are good friends are they though they’re not hoglands so yeah and they sa you from hog oh bit don’t suppose we want to do anything

With rail carts at any point [ __ ] you God damn Ghasts I hate them I hate them so much without passion and vengance and I hope they all die what the [ __ ] get away from me Jesus Christ bro interrupting me from just trying to get down peacefully [ __ ] hate them so bad so

Much [ __ ] this nether spawn ow that’s a lot of Enderman well that’s awesome heard those guys like being stared at okay I’m finally home I hate how clunky swords are yeah I just Jesus Christ all right well um honestly I think that that was pretty good really yes that is better than what

Could have been way better than what could have been all right um let’s see is it like this no yes what if I did what if I did this okay that actually makes sense why that doesn’t work all right got seven of those got 23 of those all right so uh

Did you have a sword by chance uh I did yes okay you have it it was just a regular okay yeah I’m going to go put stuff back and you’re you don’t have a chest fight each other for me that’s what I like see well that is certainly

Something I’m surprised that you do not have a chest I don’t know why I did that that’s why cuz this is out here all my chests are outside I don’t have enough okay you can’t F through here oh yeah you can’t fit through here all right I’m going to give you one

Chest I appreciate all right so uh I’ll give you the most durable sword uh here’s your arrows back that was mine uh you can have your gold helmet back I didn’t have a chest plate so you can have those two weak things back that well probably going to

Break uh here’s your bone blocks there’s your fire charge have some bone meal um here’s your book my oh yeah I had a book for some reason I don’t know why neither do I you rather Chu the entire ocean or live that social media for 10 months for live without social

Media absolutely that that’s that’s easier than chugging the entire ocean and chugging the entire ocean only for $1,000 that’s not going to work no that’s that’s not going to work wrong with all right well I’d say that was pretty janked but it was pretty good democracy won after all I’m still here aren’t

I you know what I’m thinking of doing and I know someone’s recommended this at least once before I’m thinking of streaming The Walking Dead the video game the ttoe game oh interesting I have to buy it on the computer because uh well we have it on

The Xbox but I don’t have uh any that could record that and well I’m I’m I’m more comfortable with this anyways would you rather end racism including changing the name of the 500 tooth dinosaur or have the the best cheese pizza ever made you see I would have picked pizza

But then I realized it was just cheese pizza so uh yeah I’ll in [Laughter] racism now had it not been had it been pepperoni pizza on the other hand oh my God we had no we had no and and racism why not I almost knocked a creeper into a spider

Congratulations you should stream Over the Hedge on the PS2 um if I can oh you have an iron door you’re funky like that aren’t you oh hello all right like that like that like that okay [ __ ] F that makes some sense poison poisonous spider poison poison he’s got poison

On cave spiders are the absolute worst yes they are everything in this game I hate combat I swear I don’t care if this is a hot take or anything this combat in any way sh form in this game [ __ ] sucks ouch are you no you’re okay let

Just say you’re not [ __ ] serious that I’m missing one four of them spawned on me ouch on the right side it stopped raining on the downside uh that’s annoying oh [ __ ] that water was holding the zombie Back N you play blackout anytime soon what what what’s blackout

Deadend wall de I you be a millionaire but spend your money in a bad way or a trillionaire but people keep begging you for money regardless even even from millionaires oh black out Revival I’ve never heard of it um spend your billion dollars on terrible stuff just yeah spending your um million

Dollars on like terrible stuff that’s not fun but I mean having a trillionaire but people beg you for money people beg millionaires for money people beg trillionaires for money people are obviously going to beg the or billionaires so they’re going to beg the trillionaire and I’m honestly fine with having a trillion

Dollars just be begged for it I mean it’s it’s a trillion dollars you know you can solve The World’s problems with a trillion dollars so I mean and then people yell at you anyway I mean if you’re if you genuinely right if you genuinely had a trillion dollars you could pay

Off yeah beging doesn’t apply you don’t fulfill their demands yeah like I can still like give them a lifetime supply of food and clothes on their backs and a house that’s fully paid off and a car to go to work but um they’re still probably going to find a way to antagonize

You that’s just that’s just what begging does you can fulfill everything that they wish for and everything that they need and people will find a way to criticize and antagonize you for it I mean once again seriously look at the Mr Beast thing right he cured people’s blindness and people were somehow

Complaining about that yep yep who the [ __ ] calls it X everybody calls it Twitter calling it a single letter is dumb yeah that doesn’t make any sense right people always are so miserable well some people are to the point point where they’re going to find oh I lost my

Shovel to the point of where they’re going to find a way to criticize people who do the best and not even just like success for themselves but like the best in terms of for others it makes no sense yeah like Mr Beast has done so much for people it started from stupid

Goofy challenges to actually helping people with money and he changed the game forever that way and yet people were still still [ __ ] on him because he wouldn’t help enough it’s like he had no implication to have to help at all and you’re criticizing him for even helping a little bit when you

Probably wouldn’t help at all with your money yep that that’s that’s another thing that really gets me I understand that we don’t always have all the money in the world because we don’t we’re human but for people to complain about others who have money not helping but they

Donate way more than they ever could like Mr Beast can donate a lot more money to Charities than I can and if I were to complain about that that is selfish God not another [ __ ] parade because like the fact that they helped in any capacity is a testament to something and

Yet people will still find a way to complain about it even though they donated more than someone ever could it makes no sense but it is what it is because people just have grown to hate each other I don’t know why oh good [ __ ]

God gen Z am I right it’s not even gen Z like it’s not even just them it’s everybody on that ever lives on Twitter gen Z is not the only thing that lives on Twitter every single [ __ ] good night fire there are 12 wither skeletons I don’t [ __ ] know how to

Make I don’t know how to make pains so uh oh well that’s fun yeah no I mean can’t do this I’m going to die again we should get the rest of them we should get the rest of the blaze rods when we’re all back in situated and

We can do it even when U isn’t here that way he doesn’t have to go through that because I know his ping is going to be the worst him being across the world yeah honestly you’re you’re I’m not missing and you’re not missing yeah like

I if I really wanted to I could just do it off camera absolutely you could solve world hunger and somehow they’ll complain yeah that’s that that’s life I don’t know why Capital they have to pay for their food don’t give it away well it’s it’s not even capitalism it’s just

Well I mean yes it is but it’s not even like capitalism or whatever you you could be a communist and someone would complain about it you could be a socialist in which everybody gets the same amount of money right that’s basically what socialism is Right dumb down to a

Science and yet somebody would complain about something just because they didn’t get more it’s it’s just human greed it has like capitalism is the apparent biggest thing about it but like because you know you’re making all the money for yourself but it’s just human greed that’s all it

Is it’s human nature it has nothing to do with what ideology you believe in [ __ ] my sh with logs fight him zombie you’re my meu oh I love to see it oh I love to see it I’m sorry I had to kill you old one of us can

That creeper didn’t like me talking about politics that creeper tried to JFK my ass it didn’t work they’ve already done that to me oh no the the [ __ ] was waiting outside the front door they always do we really need to secure this place oh my God oh my God oh my

God I need dirt no dude what the [ __ ] God damn it God damn it the I I almost just get got JFK off a cliff by a SM and that’s why I made a what even went here all right hold on I’m to go back in the Stream a

Bit this makes me wonder how chaotic a Terraria get okay um that’s good to know do we have any uh I don’t think we have any more stone bricks that creeper was a Twitter user yes it was it couldn’t handle the truth so it tried to get me out of the kitchen

Of all things it didn’t want to get out of the kitchen itself he wanted to get me out of the kitchen this is so sad do we have any stone bricks any at all I know I had one stone brick but I don’t know where it went

What all I know is I got to get that [ __ ] door repaired it took me exactly 7 minutes to get to where I died no I’m not tired I’m just pissed off because I mean look at what it did everything has just been awful like [ __ ] has not gone

[ __ ] everyone is on I I don’t even know like what went what even went here what went here what what’s going on it blew up the [ __ ] door so now everything is like destroyed and I’m trying to God damn it okay well zombies there to uh all

Right you know what hold on hold on you know what since I’m pissed and well uh all zombie you can go back and get it and stuff and it’ll just you you you’ll keep your [ __ ] wait I turn keep inventory on that way you can go get it without [ __ ] dying

Like 7 million more times yeah yeah you get it do you have any stone bricks you know what I I have Cobblestone don’t I no I don’t took exactly 7even minutes to reach where it was okay I hear you hold on do I have any dirt I know I have dirt

There’s dirt all right hang on oh yeah it despawned God damn it this m shaft had basically nothing oh that’s I knew that looked off okay you will understand time do we have stone bricks anywhere how do you cheat in a block game I don’t think we have

Any I don’t we have any no ST well I mean nothing’s really going to get in through that except baby [ __ ] but I mean nobody cares about baby [ __ ] actually scratch that a lot of people care about baby [ __ ] I suppose they I mean nobody likes to handle baby

[ __ ] dude I know I had stone bricks somewhere I know I did I did not just [ __ ] get rid of them I know I had stone bricks somewhere I had at least one it’s outside it’s outside it’s outside that’s baby [ __ ] all right I swear to God if I only have one

Stone brick I’m going to lose my [ __ ] mind I swear to God I better have two may as well get some more smelting just I swear to God I have two I have two okay I have two that’s awesome I have two I have

Two I I I Sav two just for this occasion this is the this is the equivalent of saving something from like 1945 and then using it like and then using it like 50 years later okay it’s finally redone kind of uh do I have my sign no that’s what that sign up there

Is for time it took them to make that potato salad 3 days you know what you know what there we go there we go guys I I showed them I showed them God damn you’re right oh my God you’re godamn right we need like actual mob proofing wasn’t

There a [ __ ] like wasn’t there this here if I feel like there was this here like I feel like okay just to like make it kind of fit in a bit I’m going to be so pissed if this actually blows up and [ __ ] but um I’m going to start trying to

Put like glow stone down somewhere the thing is I think because this is before caves and cliffs we’re so used to spacing out our torches at light level zero that it’s still light level seven in this update so we’re so disoriented with the timing and the lighting that the [ __ ] is

Just screwing us over that’s what I think it is peace off you creepers [ __ ] [ __ ] you my brain’s not working all right guys that’ll definitely save us that’s a nice house you got there it’ be a shame if somewhere to blow it up yeah wow and it broke my helmet if that’s

Not if that’s not funny I don’t know good old Minecraft y oh my God it’s a firing squad in the it’s a it’s the Zar family in the basement being fir Kaboom oh now they’re shooting each other yes like oh my God right here is a main main [ __ ]

Problem like right around here is terrible it’s got to be light it’s it’s got to be the light level seven there’s no way that it’s not it has to be the light level seven it’s not zero it’s got to be seven there’s no way that it’s not

Seven how many of you [ __ ] are there seven seven don’t fight each other yet seven thank you seven seven seven seven seven hole seven seven seven seven have aty [ __ ] no not a screenshot dumbass that [ __ ] that [ __ ] ping F girls trying AR danger with having think I

Just why do you have so many dogs this isn’t my dog these aren’t my dogs they’re uh they’re voids there’s got to be seven around here seven need oil yeah we all do we all need to take a big Swig of oil St go back seven seven seven seven seven

Seven seven s seven ah Bush seven seven thought sand span girls an extinct I don’t know what even is a sand span girl oh hi there buddy you know I think you should get the [ __ ] off my property I don’t care if you were a villager before okay so I put down like

A million more torches hopefully that will not be as [ __ ] this time but you never know right right okay in the forest too no I’m too lazy to put it in the forest AKA I’m too tired no you don’t I’m way too lazy and tired to put it in the forest right now

Seven seven why is The Shield so usess because ping you have to like I would rather my crossb you have to time it like hi Reno you have to time The seven you have to time the she sheld seven before they shoot like a couple of seconds it’s so annoying it’s not it’s not even shooting it’s just not another one of you that was my only arrow oh [ __ ] that was my only arrow [ __ ] you I thought Blox us a [ __ ]

T of we have room to recover hell yeah EXC the robots excited something went wrong yes what’s up is that a firework what is it what does he got he’s got a crossbow and um a fireworks a fireworks so he said crossbow he said shotgun and a where are

You [ __ ] all right so I put down a ton of torches as you can see hopefully that’s better it’s got to be light level seven it has to be the light level seven there’s no way it’s not light level seven good news I’m almost getting Las

TX nice whatever happens to us at least we have the to CH they’re done D they’re DS ah yeah yeah yeah here yeah yeah why the shotguns defective they use blanks Minecraft is a kids game they use blanks a I got 29 BL it’s so ironic for the Texan to be

The one that has blanks I really [ __ ] wish there was a musk in this game I could I could try to install a mod for home to friends yes please no not again please add a Musket Mod I need it I really [ __ ] need it

Very silly or try to be smart very silly I’m already very silly okay well guys I think that on the bright side um we’ve kept them at Bay you know more or less I mean it doesn’t seem like they’re getting around here anymore oh yeah uh where are you at oh

God oh you know why you know why they’re Duds why because you just made Regular fireworks you didn’t make the ones that have uh like designs on them like hold on I want to see something real quick uh I want I want to try something real

Quick uh never mind I have a full inventory hold on what what what did you just do ow yeah those ones why’ you have to shoot me you yeah okay so [ __ ] Target AC oh no oh run run run back run back run away run away run away run away run

Away so you deagro them not in the water ever play Don’t Starve I’ve heard of it I haven’t played it okay so uh come this way I want to show you something we’ve now made our house Australia stop [ __ ] coming here you’re not welcome piss off yeah cuz they blew up this

[ __ ] they always do they’re still aggro toward you you have to run away for a bit shotgun his ass shotgun is ass it [ __ ] worked [ __ ] it [ __ ] works boys oh my god it works it works shotgun in a dream yes that’s amazing it works you used to play contamination yes

I have yes this is my new main weapon now you just need ammo for it yeah I used to play a lot of contamination they have a shotgun what are you doing don’t kill that chicken what God damn it they won again every time you try to use a shotgun they

[ __ ] just pull out ye medieval bow and arrows they just pull out y medieval bow and arrows God damn it always one step ahead does it spread though I really know just used to play master in 2018 yeah the REM Masters are funny that would really F my

Assess for giving enemies lead haircuts I need as much gunpowder as possible you’re not keep you’re not taking my gunpowder if I see that my gunpowder is missing I will kill you that’s what multishot is for why not because I’m saving it for reasons don’t use that [ __ ] indoors are you [ __ ]

Nuts are you nucking fots come on man don’t use that [ __ ] you still have fire blankes and doors you should know this where am my gunpowder go where my gunpowder go oh it’s still in here okay well you know well now that I’m here I might as well

Just [ __ ] you know yippy k y my [ __ ] all the way back over here uh use fireworks in doors no no no all right uh Sease and assist Sease and assist please everybody clap your hands can you go down low all the way to the flow [ __ ] love that song Would you

Rather have a laugh that sounds like Goofy and R as big as the cry chop from undertale that’s a really good house thanks but uh yeah no I’d rather have uh a goofy laugh because I mean that’s what I already have Sor why not right you’re sweating hard what do you

Mean what is sweat never heard of it exactly the house I like Billy for real me too there’s just something about building that’s so nice all right so um for the Discord uh what’s the button for um getting rid of your UI again uh it’s like F1 yeah yeah okay it is and

F f what is screenshots F2 F2 there’s a pickle a pickle you guys know supp vanilla n with iron and sticks and TNT yeah all right guys uh I like this there that’s another Ravine I brought absolutely zero fod blocks how long is the last Minecraft stream I don’t

Remember they they’ve all been six hours so far yeah this one’s been like what 4 hours yeah Windows Windows oh yeah you see how like this house is just surviving off of [ __ ] toothpicks do you see how this house is just toothpicks stop stealing my grass when

Void was um you see the sand right here the sand is right here because uh oh don’t worry I’m going to end it in a bit but um yeah this Sand’s right here because this used to be void’s room before he moved into the attic and uh he

Couldn’t sleep cuz his bed was in this corner there was a skeleton right here he couldn’t [ __ ] sleep because of this it’s [ __ ] it was [ __ ] amazing hilarious it yeah now he lives up here which I mean hopefully there will never ever be another

Skeleton or sh I mean if you look at the stream right now there’s a 2 by two area where something can spawn right next to his it’s beep right next to his bed so it’s going to be it’s going to be a [ __ ] creeper and you’re never going to hear

It yeah cuz they’re so they’re so silent all you can hear are their footsteps they make zero noise and they can’t even move around y oh well now that’s a one and a half this is two blocks so something can spawn right there uh let’s see let’s see

Yep something can spawn right here too I can’t find Rob’s you can’t find Rob’s house well don’t worry it’s uh right there it’s right here it’s right here damn what the [ __ ] is he doing with these nether blocks get himself [ __ ] damn he changed this [ __ ] up last time we seen

It can make those bone noises sometimes I think so but I mean yeah you’re like right in front of it that’s his house yeah this is his house yeah this is his house see yeah of the Y I’m going to leave the whole reason I came out here I got go

Get oh my God it’s chicken [ __ ] you I didn’t expect to one shot it well it’s a chicken what do you think it’s we’re just going to um yeah we’re just going to break it break it down we’re just going to there we go nothing ever

Happened did you just grow a bunch of chickens no I have you know what you know what I should do House Chicken some [ __ ] is he still in the VC oh I’ll take that the funny thing is they can all just like walk out they can all just like get

Out yeah he’s still in the VC do you have any bone meal do you have any bone meal I think so yeah all right that’s enough yeah I need bone meal because I’m going to leave him pron where where’d you go I went back to the house come back here I need bone

Meal because I’m I’m not going to give you bone meal make your own bone meal [ __ ] okay give me give me where the [ __ ] I need I I want to leave present R red YouTubers protect you While others attack you what would it be what what what like what do you mean by

That kitten not but more properly oh he’s he’s like a little yeah like he’s asking questions that are like uh it’s like one of these is with you the others are against you which one are you picking and he’s picking like bad Roblox you I forgot that this [ __ ] coil tree was right

Here you know what I’m getting this [ __ ] away I’m getting rid of this [ __ ] I don’t know who the [ __ ] coil this might have been last stream I don’t know who I don’t know who coiled this [ __ ] it might have been last stream but we getting rid of it

Uh which tree is that the spruce tree and coil for a third time it’s another one it was either you or was a zombie yeah I know that there’s at least three there was the first one that sent you to hysterics there was a second one

That I did again just to get kick out of you again the third one I just left it there okay yeah you let you left this one right here okay this was you thanks for self incriminating yourself Mr Obvious not of older I’d rather have none of them protect me how about

That you know I I don’t I don’t need them to protect me with how much rage I have why why did why did he try to fit it on you exactly it was like oh yeah it might have been zombie you might have left it there like you I never put it on

Like no I I said it might have been um I said might have been zombie cuz voyd said he didn’t do it and I knew I know that he didn’t do it cuz the only time that I saw him out this far to this uh

Tree was in the Stream and he already uh the tree was already coiled before that point of the stream so it wasn’t him so I thought it was EI it was either you or zombie and then like I’m like it might have been zombie you’re like oh yeah it could be

Zombie I mean it depends like when was it and you’re just like the third time I it’s like okay you you just in I forgot that I said oh it could have been because I didn’t I wasn’t sure if it was still the same one okay yeah you’re

Right I definitely just put it on you blamed it on zombie that immediately ratted yourself out smort 100 would you rather own a tank or a military jet a tank is easier to control but a military jet would be more fun cuz you can break Sonic sound barriers

There’s a [ __ ] chicken jocky and it’s trying to but I mean it depends depends um overall I think that I would rather own a tank cuz I mean I can impress a whole bunch like if I if let’s be honest okay if you’re trying to own one or the

Other right if you’re trying to own a military jet or a tank like not work in it like go to the military but own it as a civilian first off you’re trying to impress somebody cuz nobody’s is allowed to own a [ __ ] military jet or a tank but

Also who the [ __ ] put these here why what what you know what just uh oh [ __ ] you well I would have had efficiency if I didn’t lose my levels oh hello know um [ __ ] I love letting creepers explode and kill everything that isn’t me yeah oh

Hello yeah no um overall it’s like I’d rather have none of those defend me and also well uh i’ much rather own a tank than a military jet because is well it’s easier for me to fly or easier for me to Pilot a tank than a military jet fly the tank fly the

Tank Drive the jet [ __ ] yeah brother we had tumors or three stage cancer or stage three cancer tumors stage three cancer they’re pretty much the same ship cargo and drive shipments yeah you drive in a Parkway Park on a driveway anyways uh yeah that’s that’s going to end the stream uh with that

Little tidbit of information of how you drive in a Parkway and park on a driveway so uh yeah I hope you guys enjoyed this stream hopefully it was shorter cuz yeah uh how do you get good luck um you don’t good luck does not exist neither

Does bad luck it’s all in your head wake up wake up wake up wake up would you rather do a back flip or front flip either way I’m breaking my neck with that one cuz I can’t do either speaking head in silhouette fire you going to get fired all right I’m you’re

Fired right me terminated you have been terminated I’m going add you back to this there you go all right uh so yeah that’ll do it for today’s stream uh pretty fun about like a two out of 10 yeah very nice um I don’t know what I’m going to

Stream next I don’t know when I’m going to stream it next but we’ll figure something out and we’ll uh yeah and then I’ll just join went over a phone over my phone yeah we’re probably not going to do Minecraft for a couple of weeks solely because well he’s not

Going to be here and that’s not fun but we will do something eventually and holy [ __ ] a lot more [ __ ] ended up out here o at least not yes you are why do you think I said that we would go to the nether today all right so uh apparently they’re

All give must stream Plants vs Zombies I’ve already beaten the game but I guess I could stream it like I’ve already 100% of the game on Steam stream super6 the [ __ ] like YouTube audience your PL composition oh boy that’d be fun I mean there’s people who play like

Starcraft 2 and have their twitch chats compeition yeah Bros built like a one by one Lego piece what even is a one by one Lego Piece that would be pretty dope yeah n vz2 with fans no I don’t want to play n versus Zombies but yeah um we will see what I stream next but for now thank you guys for you got to figure out how to code so you can make laser focus understandable

So yeah thanks for tuning in guys thank you for the like six subscribers today so we’re almost there we just need 26 before 2000 and for those who are new here uh the reason why 2000 is so significant is well it’s 2000 pretty cool but also because if we hit

2,000 then I’m going to eat Carolina Reapers on stream all the way through and that is the former hottest pepper ever so you know yes before 2024 before the end of the year if we hit 2,000 before the end of the year not after and I have

Confidence we can do it I was thinking I was thinking of making it 2100 before the end of the year but um I’m not streaming enough I’m not streaming enough to push it that hard or making videos that often and that’s because finals were this week which is also why

I sound so Tire de tired depressed and tired um tired yeah so um that’s why I didn’t really stream at all like yesterday or the day before or whatever and that’s solely because finals got in the way where is it where where where is that where is that where is

That I hear a skeleton somewhere I heard I heard a skeleton where the [ __ ] is it end him he’s in the walls yeah that’s for damn sure he’s in the walls but where in the walls where in the walls is he [ __ ] skeletons with a rap [ __ ] skeletons with a rape

No I don’t think I want to I don’t think I want to you don’t understand I don’t think I want to where is that [ __ ] something it went quiet all of a sudden too it stopped talk he heard me oh he heard what I would do what the [ __ ] is this

Why is this you why can we just look down on the oh that’s G to that’s going to bug the hell out of me now uhoh that’s going to bug that’s going to bug the hell out of me all right finding the voices we can’t find the voices true what the

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] hold on what where the [ __ ] are you why are why are you 2,000 M away from home I’m looking for anything of value zombie why are you 2,000 M away from home what the [ __ ] mining well there’s some diamonds like 99 meters below you good luck with that

Buddy definitely definitely diamonds there’s definitely diamonds there it’s lais it’s lais lais okay what theck what the [ __ ] is all well I’m going to have this map just like accidentally discovered cuz I can’t teleport home all right you know what let’s find out where are you

At where are you at oh well you’re also in the mines what mines are you in oh you’re in familiar mines I think Oh no you’re you’re in like you’re in like Rob’s mines oh there’s a m shaft there okay that’s cool yeah I’m in like mines close to Rob’s

Base it had a mine shaft I think Mastery was possibly at one point Emerald damn okay oh don’t you dare all right guys so yeah that’ll do it I like that that will do it we made some good progress today and I am proud of you

Shut the [ __ ] up stop second guess in your dumb ass before I remove you easy easy but uh yeah so when we’ll tweak stream Among Us no are you going to stream contamination uh I’m not sure I’m not sure if I’m going to stream contamination I’m not sure if I’m going

To replay a reason to die especially since reason to die is dying right now like there’s only like a 100 players on it cuz you know funny funny and overall yeah contamination is a good game but I’ve already played it like eight different times on the channel I think

I’ve even streamed it at one point so I mean yeah um we’ll see but overall uh yeah we will see what I stream next I will decide and Among Us is regrettably at 5,000 subscribers that cuz I asked you guys like a year ago uh 6 years

Ago no not six years ago 6 months ago to a year ago that’s what I meant 6 months to a year ago that uh should I host an Among Us game night and should I host it at 5,000 or 10,000 subscribers and people said 5,000 so if we ever get to

5,000 we will have an Among Us game night but uh it’ll be play Battle bricks only battle bricks no [ __ ] uh where did the cat go cat where’ the cat go reduced Adams C oh there you are but yeah uh so I’ve had a very very long outro uh

Thank you guys for being here thank you guys for tuning in uh I will see you guys uh not tomorrow maybe Friday uh I will see you then when I’m not busy because I have a Christmas party to go to tomorrow so yeah pay battle Brocks no how about uh you eat Cheese yeah uh no more coil tree awesome all right thank you guys for being here see you later uh cheeseburger