Ultimate Challenge: Noob vs. Minecraft Hardcore

Minecraft can be played in thousands of ways but only one will be played by me today Hardcore Minecraft but stuck underground for what felt like 50 years with these idiots I must discombobulate the dragon cover myself with netherite find a slave by becoming a doctor and

Last but not least build a fat tree where I can fly off and low slly crash into a wall rules are simple don’t go above ground and just like that I’ve broke the Only Rule there is now you might be thinking you’ve just been scammed by this dodgy YouTuber with the larm as’s

Profile picture but like they say don’t judge a cover by its book you see I’m no Tech genius so I didn’t get a mod pack to completely change the world so instead I look at the Sun for one last time before I go into hibernation and then dig straight down with nothing but

My bare fist after 6 minutes of smacking stone with my chunky hands I’d finally see a small gap which meant I’d found a cave but to my luck this cave was Tiny and even the stupid sticky key thing came up back to to mining I guess I was

Mining straight this time because if I went too deep I would end up mining the Deep stock which takes way too long but luckily I mined straight into a cave and not just any cave a cave with a zombie both the left and the right had

Massive caves but on the left I saw some grass stuff and also as if by Magic a m shaft and some glowy things in the chest I got melal seeds these were useless compared to the Oak planks which were beneath me I never thought Oak planks

Would be this valuable to me even the zombie no this badly after getting scared I steamed into the M shaft to set up a small base so I could live in just for the time being hello to stinky zombie and here we see all my brain cells working together one problem I had

Was food the only way I could get this was by going out into the danger where half my health vanished within a few seconds then the guy who was watching me started giving me weird hand gestures besides that strange interaction a speedy baby came running at me and at

This point I knew it was time to head back to my safe space so I needed iron tools to progress and fly fight my way to stay alive and gather the holy carrot I would speed back place a dirt block known there’s water outside and wait

Ages for it never to be wet but I knew the more the merrier so I placed more dirt and finally I could not just place the carrot but a wheat seed and a melon seed at the same time this was the first sign that I could become self-

Sustainable while underground now that I had dealt with the outside of the M shaft it is now time to explore within one example is the chest I’d seen before and Within These beasts lied not just one special Apple but two whole golden apples how Steve’s digestive system

Deals with this I’m yet to figure that out also I got magic berries and I looked up if they can be grown and they said they could so hopefully this works the way I’m going to try and explore this is section by section and this should in theory stop me from getting

Lost but after I explored the first section I’d found enough iron to make full iron armor and I’m also going to clear this box out so I can put big fat Farm in [Applause] place now that the farm was basically finished I was running low food and staring at

The crops isn’t going to help them grow so the God spoke and two skeletons fell from above now you might be wondering how did this help me because they don’t drop any food but they drop bones which can be turned into bone meal to go into

The crops and make them grow faster but me being me I obviously didn’t eat any of them so I stick them back in the ground and I do what any other normal person would do half health and half hunger exploring in the M shaft that probably holds evil monsters that can

Probably kill me after this quick mining journey I came back to the carrots that I could gobble down and then I planted the wheat between the carrots you’re probably questioning why have I done this well I am too I honestly don’t know why I thought this but while I was

Mining I found out that a creeper has been lurking within my home for days and also I’m not sure that glowberries can actually be farmed so I guess Google lied to me or it’s just me who just doesn’t know how to farm either way just

Tell me in the comments that this is the case I started getting comfortable with my way around the M shaft and even installed a back door now this was done I lit up the outside bit collected the rest of the bridge and even made a creeper sneeze I guess the zombies can

Be mentioned to but a special mention to the zombie with a sword in his hand he was cheating spooky cave there’s another Golden Apple na that beep this grass block is a gift from Gods yeah at this point being underg grow for so long had made me

Insane and I think it’s called onto these things as well because the M shaft was so big I went exploring for the millionth time and while mining some iron in a cave I heard the sound of big beans this meant that I could find a new cave but it was what’s inside that

Matters not an arrow going past my head there was a skeleton spawner which held another Golden Apple we can take a moment of silence from my brain trying to figure out how to make an iron pickaxe also I thought it was about time that I went and caught my first pet

We’ll call him the most popular fish name what the hell is this now it was time to eat Nemo and turn this mob spawner into an XP Machine just remember that all of this was made from my trusty memory so the alts of this working is very low and the alts weren’t in my favor because low skeletons spawned unless I was near the SP so I guess it’s a semi XP f after this had been built there was still

Something Limited me from progressing through the game that was diamonds to find these I need to go deeper and to my surprise I came across a whopping six of them while digging a staircase down I would create a diamond pickaxe and I’d actually put the items in the right

Place this time I know I’m surprised too along with my genius lock my pickaxe broke exactly when I mined into a cave and guess what was above me another mob spawner so I spent the last hour making an XP farm when there was just one right below me this whole T anyways I

Obviously hid in the corner while they all fought each other I started mining the obsidian needed to create an enchantment table but I had to craft something else first a grind Stone this is because caves don’t provide me with anything to craft books so I had to sacrifice an enchantment book just to

Create the enchantment table itself and with this I got useless enchantments to get better enchantments I need to place bookshelves around the enchantment table and getting sugar can for paper was out of the question so the idea that came to mind was fishing for books but fishing

In my base was useless so I went outside and stared at a small tree but little did I know I was about to become Einstein and I hit it with some bow meal and as if by Magic I had now infinite supply of woods anyways that’s the B old

Fishing after all this fishing I now have a whopping zero books this would be the end of my very exciting fishing career so I decided to try my luck with Mining and what a genius I was because I put another six diamonds into my pockets but it doesn’t stop there I walk

Straight into a mive cave filled with odd looking zombies you might be thinking this cave would hold loads of diamonds well I was to scared to find out so I went back to Mining and naed another 30 diamonds with this ID Forge Into the Fire and create full iron or

And an extra pair of tools too now that I was clearly on gear I could Wipe Out the whole population of the underground and when I say the whole population there were more zombies and skeletons that ate digestives in a day like even the zombie with a sword from

Earlier came back for round two but enough of the bad stuff I found a shiny Diamond which isn’t very exciting compared to the dreamlike speed portal I was cooking up boom and I’m in the nether with a tree stuck through the roof talking about the roof there seems to be some suspicious

Hole which I’m guessing is the surface out of the nether that means I must be quite far down you know what else is far down netherite so I did what anyone would do waste a load of time and end up collecting just four debris which I could then cook into the scraps molds

With gold to create one netherite Ingot then whipped up a smithing table just to realize that I can’t even make netherite items with them I even checked the crafting menu to see if that works but of course my brain’s working in the 18th century and the new Minecraft requires

Me to collect this upgrading tablet which makes this plan so much harder than I thought seeing his going down was useless the only other option was to go up and out and when I got to the top what I saw shocked me I’m joking you’ve

Just been sent by a llama but to be honest I did see these pigs again and they brought back memories I did didn’t want to know anyways after looking around there wasn’t much to see so I decided digging my way to another part of the nether was my best option and

Sure it was I found a pig holding a special sword no but seriously I looked over the edge and saw exactly what I needed the Fortress of two dark skeletons I scrummed my way in and for the first time ever I killed one of the lanky things without getting hit once

Not long after I found the lazies they were all being fat and just decided to sit themselves around the spawner luckily I slaughtered them all and I’ll give you an amazing Exquisite one in a-lifetime Montage of me eating carrots now you’re hyped up from eating

Carrots it’s time for me to mine a load of the golds from the pigs to sell it back to them for the price of Ender pears this is what I hoped until I was left with nothing but a load of rubbish like I know these things are known for

Scamming but this is outrageous so I M Gold sold it back and got low PS once again and then my heart skipped a beat and thank the Lords I made these stairs for large people most people would stay safe after something like this but I say different why had the idea that rushing

Through creepers would be genius I should not be alive I’m officially the luckiest man on earth I was half a heart away from this whole Challenge from being over and that would have been way too much time gone to waste and you can see I don’t Le cuz I

Go straight back into the battle for the second time what happens next is basically me mining for a load finding some diamonds getting one pear from an Enderman cooking gold and then trading it however this time I finally got some pearls it only took a couple stacks of gold just

To get four eyes but now I know which way the stronghold is but sadly one of the eyes broke for the next 3 hours and I’m not exaggerating when I say this like here are the three clips that basically add up to 3 hours I spent 10 minutes making

A new XP farm and then I spent the rest of the 3 hours of killing skeletons bone meal mify repeat I never ever ever ever want to do this again because I think my brain may have just turned into Moss during this also I made a small crafting

Area as this cave would now become my new home because my brain was jelly at this point I went back to Wi I best minding the direction the eye told me to go and this led me to a cave holding valuable resources and silly creatures

But I had to stay on track so back to strip mining it was the at this point I’ve been mining for so long that three creepers managed to spawn in my trucks but while jumping around cluelessly a little Intruder presented itself a slime this meant that

I’d had to deal with slimes for the rest of my time down it which would make my life just a little bit worse talking about making the mines worse I mined into another massive cave which held discombobulated creatures and I got ambushed by a bunch of skeletons but it

Was all good because all they did was kept shooting each other for some odd reason but that’s not the best of it the zombie from before came back for round three with a gang of others but obviously I get the win and now it’s 3 0 to me anyways I found another massive

Cave and at this point I’d Min thousands and thousands of blocks which meant getting from one end to the other would take a very very long time so I came up with an idea which would last as long as I L against the dragon this idea would

Be to build a mine cart track but at the time I didn’t think about how much iron this would cost so the idea went under the carpet along with all my iron being underground for so long can be repetitive seeing only Stone so I had

The idea to build a house but for this I needed need a farm to get me a hell of a lot of wood so what better place to put it than next to the skeleton spawner I can Farm bones at the same time this is the exact reason why I’m the smartest

Man to live but sadly my building skills don’t match my level of intelligence and after seeing this monstrosity I scurried back to the Cav and through an eye but this one was just a few pixels to the left don’t get too excited actually you know what you should be excited because

After mining another thousand blocks the eye really did start going left this meant one thing and one thing only I must be close I I was getting excited for two reasons one I could gobble up the dragon and two I could NAB the bookshelves to get better en charms

Compared to projectile protection one after seeing the excitement on this creeper’s face I knew even he could sense the stronghold however finding this stronghold wasn’t as easy as I thought there were creepers everywhere trying to kill me but that wasn’t the worst of it the cave systems were

Atrocious it took way too long just to find a cave that was open enough for me to throw an eye and even have a chance of fighting the stronghold this large cave I ended up fighting would be called useless by many but but to my genius

Brain it wasn’t because I was low down the stronghold couldn’t be below me which meant one thing the stronghold is above thank the Lords actually have my brain because if I didn’t I would be doing this for probably another week while mining up I came across clay and I

Remembered that clay was near the must stuff which meant I had hope and there it was the thing that was holding the stronghold well at this point I didn’t know this there is I found it you got this creeper you can make it you can

Make it go go go never mind he can’t wait he’s going up again go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh yeah his finger slips i’ finally reach was taken outs and to make it easier for me

And the creeper to get up I placed a stream of water but let’s cut to the main stuff I sweeped up a load of books straight into my pockets and then found the portter which was now half filled meaning I only need six more PS to progress the game with this now

Collected I made a small room for the enchantment table and it was also at this moment where I knew what to build here a massive tree also it was about time to get an upgrade over efficiency 4 Unbreaking three and Fortune 2 pickaxe as much as that’s exciting I began

Creating the stump of the tree to my surprise it didn’t look horrific so I got back to mining trees collecting bones and building the tree taller my plan on building this tree would be to build inwards first then upwards and then outwards to attempt to make this thing look somewhat realistic

Then I’d add a few branches out and now the only thing that was missing was leaves and this part was so much easier than getting wood because they took seconds to together however the tree was looking dark and the Torches can’t be placed on leaves so I took a quick trip

To the nether gathered these glowing things then added them to the design and after everything was placed it ended up looking like this I know it’s not amazing but for me this is probably the best thing I’ve ever built in my life and just to make it look that little bit

Better I added a small River with a bridge and a farm now I got my head back in the game went on the grind for better enjs on way with this I also traded in over 100 gold for not this again surprise surprise eyes I got no PS what

A shock to the more exciting stuff I was wandering around the nether until I found the ultimate piggy Fortress this structure had the potential to hold some amazing loots such as the up tablet which I needed for the netherite armor however getting this wouldn’t be easy because having gold armor won’t stop the

Pigs from hunting me down and also these pigs are on certain substances which make them incredibly powerful the odds of a noob like me surviving this is less likely than me winning the lottery which meant I to cook up a plown seeing us sectioning up the M shaft work before I

Would the same tactic with looting this so I made my way into the building to see a pig trying to rush at me but luckily these animals have the same brains as the skeletons which went I was completely safe where I was on my way down I found two chests which held

Pretty rubbish things so I went on to the next room which held a double chest and a load of pigs but obviously these pigs are no match for my genius brain except when I open the chest the more came rushing at me so I used my dreamlike speed and block them off

Otherwise that would have been the end of me as I traveled down I found a bridge that led me to the main room but it was held by more Piggies however I used my brain again and did this so that pigs couldn’t reach me well that’s what I thought until chungus came Along I don’t think I’ve ever moved this fast in my life I decided to collect some gold blocks to use for trading later and then I got ambushed by a dancing pig I think this guy had issues and so I did my sticky keys I needed to

Head further down and I knew if I went the normal way I would be ambushed by every mob in history so instead I took my way around into the bottom now it was time to Tunnel into the middle and turn a pig into a spirit looking thing I’m

Not sure what happened here but I think the piggies might have got be angry anyways as I approached the Middle with a magma bobbing up and down I nabbed the gold looked in the chest and there it was the upgrading thing now that I had

This I sped to the pigs traded in with the pearls and zoomed back home and made Seven Tablets to upgrade my tools I remembered I had netherite Ingot from before so I went back and looked for it but me being me I completely missed it

And left it there never to be seen again so back to mining once again while I’m mining I’m just going to say this whole video including the recording and editing took way too much time so subscribe would be greatly appreciated now that my fingers are about to fall off I’d collected all the

Netherite I needed to turn my silly looking armor more CIA this meant I’d now finished one of my five objectives of this role also I made a bed so when I get out the end I’m not on the surface the next objective would be to kill the Ender Dragons so I

Created the last eyes and made my way over to the final fight and there I am noob in a box in hardcore with no way back except to kill the ender dragon and at first my both shots were awful I mean look at this why did I even think this

Would work but after a bit of warming up I started becoming a sniper without missing shots go away you Dragon shoot me and the Ender were getting flung left right and center and without me knowing the dragon sent me to the stars and it was at this point where I

Knew the odds of me surviving was very low but of course I survived the end po just gets me to the ground safely not once but twice this happens and there were moments where I just sat back and watched these funny sticks chasing the dragon around after many close calls

With death I shot the last Arrow straight at the dragon gobbled up all the XP and headed back home safe in my bed with all this XP I got the best in chance known to man to make sure I was Unstoppable and now I’d completed two of

The five objectives I had so the next objective would be to get the Flappy Wings that don’t work very well also I NAB the egg from the dragon’s p try for you within the tree I forgot to record for a little bit but the only thing that significantly happened in this was I

Created the end chest which costed a bit of obsidian and an iender why did I make this you ask I’m not sure to be honest but it looks cool anyways like I said the next objective were the wings and these were found within a flying ships

Somewhere in the n city Dimension and to get to each island I had to make a massive bridge and hope that there was an n city most of the time in this Dimension I was just looking at the floor except for the one time I see a structure in the distance and I

Accidentally look straight into an end’s eye oh no within this structure I would encounter the most annoying things I’ve ever seen shulkers all they would do is sit there shoot thousands of balls which don’t stop poing you and next thing you know your head’s on the ceiling the loot

I got was pretty basic except for the sword I got which had great enchantments until I see this bin of arthopods besides this rubbish I started on the bridging again and found my self a city with a ship getting up this thing was an absolute nightmare after this is over I

Am not dealing with shers ever again Again they decided to stop me from opening this chest and then I see one of them outside of the window how just just how did one get out there but it was all worth it when I saw those feather falling boots these would saved me in so

Many situations and it only got better from there when I saw a fortune 3 pickaxe at this point I was stacked beyond belief and I just needed to get the wings down and as much as I hate shers I was going to use them to my

Advantage to get to the ship my tactic was to get hit by them and and then have them follow me up with more balls so I wouldn’t die all that lies between me and death is these stupid balls I can’t believe I’m putting my trust in these

Goons but I did it and I made sure those wings were mine looking back on it it would have been so much quicker if I just used the wings to fly close to home but me being me I decid a walk back which ended up like this oh no I have a

Feeling I might be lost despite me thinking this after some time I found my way back home and now I was a whopping 60% of the way there to completing all of my objectives now I had an idea to completely change the underground by changing all of the

Moss into grass this was a massive mistake on L because at the time I didn’t realize how much time this would take I went ahead with it anyways and dabbed a load of dirt and I also got a silk touch shovel for a special reason remember when I was going mad and I

Found a gross block this was the perfect time to use it so I nabbed the block and also found another one while at it even though this would help there was one thing missing yeah he’s coming with me to the river let’s just hope he lives

And now it’s time to terraform the land at first I was thinking about having a small farm over here but I thought having a f around the tree would look much nicer so with the power of editing we can go from lobs to Stone with a mo

To dirt and then completely hold out land with water just so you know this turned my mind from jelly to Glo and it wasn’t even the end yet I still had to p a load of seeds in every piece of dirt sadly I can’t snap my fingers and make

All the seeds planted because I need to wait for all of them to grow then Harvest for any Cycles so instead I had a different idea to become a doctor by curing a villager to do this I need two items a golden apple which I already

Have and a splash potion of weakness now to get this potion I need one ingredient in particular a fermented spider eye and to make this I need three things a spider ey which is easy a mushroom which is also easy however sugar was the last ingredient and sugar cane doesn’t grow

On the ground which meant I only had one idea to get sugar kill witches the problem is they don’t spawn very often and the probability of them dropping sugar is only 12.5% but that didn’t stop me to waste a load more time finding a witch just to get glow some dust but

Luckily the other one did drop what I needed so I had the brewing stand by stealing it from the end and the water bottle from chugging a health potion and filling up with water and now I just had to wait for the potion to fall then added a bit of sneeze powder

To make it Splash and surprisingly finding the zombie villager didn’t take long so I just needed to trap it in a box Splash it with weakness and force speed it a special Apple which I’m still curious how one digests it but after waiting 5 minutes which I swear is

Longer than it used to be I’d finally become a qualified doctor and the Villager seemed to be very happy with it treatment but because I was feeling nice I decided to give him a small H which sadly had fences for Windows because I’m that all I can’t even access sound and I

Even gave him a cozy bed so he can sleep in the home did look a bit Square so I tried to add a roof but I can’t say that made it any better but these sty was now 80% done with all of my tasks and now just had to hold some W

Seeds and just like that all of the seeds have been planted and I was left with a load of wheat you can guess what I’m going to do with that one word bread I had made nearly five stacks of bread which is way more bread than the video

That I was purely trying to get bread and with this bread it can be hung up in an item frame or a dodgy looking pillar I had one last thing to do jump off a tree with the wings and fly straight into a wall you’ve been scammed I didn’t fall into a

Wall but I still managed to take damage while Landing it I’m not sure how this happens