ULTIMATE Minecraft Mob Grinder Tutorial! 😱

Is another a beautiful day in manc welcome to Minecraft and I know dude I know no shaders I know shocking but um there’s a reason for it okay hear me out I I did the thing that nobody ever wants any Minecraft Youtuber to do I did some mining off and uh yeah no

Here’s some footage of when I found the first two veins of diamonds so I uh I didn’t record audio but you see those diamonds right there you see how I’m freaking out good [ __ ] good times right those ones right next to the ones I found that’s the diamond B so uh

Yeah I just started clearing that whole section out and um and uh also there’s I got I got so much coal and Redstone I ended up throwing a ton of redstone into lava cuz I just like I I didn’t even [ __ ] want it at a certain point I was just digg it

For the XP and that’s the other thing that you know in case you haven’t noticed look at that 30 yeah I I feel like it’s I feel like it’s not allowed you know what I’m saying how do I yeah yeah yeah ah now we’re back so I usually

Save this for the end of the video but we’re going to do it at the start of the video it’s sugar cane time give me my sugar cane give me all of my sugar cane you better not be shorting on me cuz I’ll rip you right out of the ground

From The Roots so here’s the thing immediately should I no no no no no no we’re going to do this just cuz I lost mine in the nether now pantaloon yeah yeah we’re in full diamond bro finally it feels so good to be back so I

Uh oh yeah this is the other thing I did dude I went and got some wood because you know I never have any [ __ ] wood ever let’s just put full stacks of coal into our furnace shall we honky can you get the [ __ ] out of the way thank you

Also also I found something out look at this look at this ready iron Arrow you see how you see how I search this right here dude you D you can make a you can make a mother [ __ ] um where is it dude hold on oh it’s right okay it’s

Right here look dude you can make a wooden Arrow the base damage is [ __ ] and and it’s really not worth it but like the range is is insane right if only y’all could understand how much iron I blew through down there it’s it’s really [ __ ] up it’s really [ __ ]

Up I think what we should start with right there’s a spider spawner down in the uh the M shaft right there’s a poison spider spawner and what I’m thinking do I not have two empty buckets I could have swore it’s all right dude I’ll figure I’ll figure the [ __ ] out just leave just

Leave me alone I’ll figure it out batos where did I put the buckets hey uh Pepe number 37 did you take the [ __ ] buckets bro you better get out of the doorway did I just okay no you’re not leaving dude where did I put these buckets at hello excuse me so wait hold

On I right clicked a crop and it did something oh oh dude modded my Minecraft Let’s Go Oh and it doesn’t break the ones that aren’t ready oh that’s so sick dude instead of left clicking and replanting the seed I can just sit here and right

Click I have so much wheat I have so much wheat may we never starve again for we have the welfare bread oh I remember what happened to my my buckets now uh yeah we uh we we don’t have those anymore those got uh those got annihilated in the NE it’s my cup more

Bugget so did I leave all of my boats yeah so the thing is is like I took the boat far away right I I I don’t even know where the [ __ ] it went but we have that one over there but the one with the little fly dude in it yeah I

Couldn’t I couldn’t begin to tell you where the [ __ ] he went I feel like I did something wrong hold on I did I did I did the cane pixel hole is over here oh dude all the trees are growing back from when I beat the [ __ ] out of them in the

Hole again in the hole again I’m always going down to the hole again it’s not this way I don’t think it’s not that way at all it is this way deep into the mine yeah right basically as I was saying yeah okay that’s the cave I’m I’m never

Going in there again by the way dude no I spent like a disgusting amount of time over there may I never have to see it again it’s here this is the Spidey so what I got to do is I got to make it a lot easier for my ass to find this uh

This way this way and then hold on wait wait wait wait wait I think there was a better one down here but don’t quote me I’m not following all these torches oh your boys on edge all right my uh my sword’s already taken a fat hit a damage bro you shall not pass

All right so like give me a minute I need to watch a video on how the dude does this 9 by9 area around the spawner I never put water in my in my buckets and that is like essential I do need the the WWA o ooh ooh ooh shift shift you stupid bastard

Shift oh something’s on fire something’s up burning all right sick scoopage dude yeah I’m I’m going to get confused going over there all the time so let’s just immediately block this off one two 3 4 5 6 7 8 I don’t know if this is correct I hope it is

I’m gonna have to fight that [ __ ] spider he’s in the way what a bastard yeah y you better do some [ __ ] off oh dude there’s a chest right there so uh what you got in here dude I’ll take all of this yes yes please yes please I’ll take it all yes I

Can cool I have a mine cart now you have some more stuff from me oh yes you are yes you are what are you knockback too pumpkin seeds beetroot seeds sure what is does that say Phoenix Phoenix dust here we go here we go here we go

Phoenix egg went that way this is my spider spawner all right cool so one two three four five 6 7 8 9 I feel like I don’t have to make it as deep as this dude’s saying holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay well cleared that out the height of the cube will be six

Blocks clear three blocks below the spawner two above three below two above okay one why did you just spawn what the [ __ ] there are torches for a reason there are torches for a reason bastard so one two three this is like a grueling task bro this is taking way too [ __ ] slow dude

I honestly think I’m about to just clear this section and then I’m going to go try to get a good diamond pick cuz this is [ __ ] like this is soul crunching yeah bro I hate gravel I think that’s my sign I got to go get a good

Better pickaxe all right but I mean like we’re there kind of it’s just going to take a long [ __ ] time like mate I dug for so [ __ ] long yeah my diamond pickaxe is about to [ __ ] itself I’m about to [ __ ] myself it’s just a what a [ __ ] Adventure what is up Umble of

Odin how are you today oh dude they’re so hyped to see me they are so hyped and dude every day I come in here Pepe every [ __ ] day I come in here and your ass is laying in bed you depressed or something dude it’s all right it’s part

It’s part of the life experience so uh got enough Cobblestone to [ __ ] fund an entire economy of a country of 35,000 I’m pretty sure I died with one of my diamond pickaxes well I don’t want to enchant this bum crack broken one bro so like I guess I’ll

Just I’m like really trying to pay attention cuz I don’t want to waste just a check Stone but I don’t even remember what I died with I combined to does that get rid of the enchantment I don’t know how [ __ ] works anymore I’m old version of Minecraft I once knew is long dead

And gone you guys have [ __ ] goats now like what you know what dude honestly I think that might be the next series I do I’m going to go back to the Minecraft that I started with I think that’s probably the one way to get me to shut

The [ __ ] up about being old oh is up pirate SHP what up up then we go no we Go every time all right so now my my little my little bddy what do you have for Fortune 2 Fortune 2 Fortune 2 I kind of want efficiency kind of looks like an H oh dude this is so like this is going to be a [ __ ] task all right so um guess

What oh let’s go oh let’s go okay dude I’m okay with that I don’t I I really don’t give a [ __ ] about the fortune 2 aspect I could care less you know why because we got Unbreaking and efficiency and that’s all that really matters around here know isn’t it I think now I

Can probably go back and do it right yeah nobody goes out there oh you know what I should do bro you know what I should do I should make a thing a thing of things and then enchant the thing of things my thing is is I kind of want to be level

30 dude get get out get out of the [ __ ] door hungry get out of the door right now hungry get out of the door right now I thought you said oh Jesus Christ and I did all that for nothing cuz I got to go to [ __ ]

Bed dude I was like I was hyping this man up you see him he was getting into it I I did not say honky you better fly BR bag into your room young man I don’t care that he took my iron look at him tattling look at him snitch he’s like he

Took your iron he took your iron yeah I’m talking about you what you what you going to do yeah you fly away you scared hey bro you need to you need to hop off for real oh dude that’s your head oh dude I lowkey thought that was your head

The whole time well we all make mistakes it’s all right Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe LeBron Kobe Jordan let’s go now let’s see what you can do o oh that’s literally okay ooh ooh that’s literally what I need okay all right all right all right all right so

Like I think I’m going to wait I think I’m going to wait on it because I do need Bane of Arthropods but here’s my thing I know that we’re doing the main thing that’s going to get me XP but like I want it now walking into the scary cave again

The wrong way again [ __ ] F [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] young man there’s no need to feel down wait minute that was the wrong way this is the way and then I go back this way and to find the m [ __ ] shift I play this game way too [ __ ]

Much I play this game way too [ __ ] much might as well get some cold cuz if there’s yeah it’s exactly what I was going to say let’s see how much quicker oh yes oh yes okay Yep this is exactly what I [ __ ] needed okay well that’s a bit of

A [ __ ] problem now isn’t it let’s light it up let’s see what we got just in case there’s anything good I’ve been here before let’s get some XP dummy don’t [ __ ] lunge at me bro you’re not not going to win that battle every time go ah do it again you’re so

Smart this just kind of leads to nothingness one two three Uh [ __ ] all right I guess I can get rid of this no no no no no that was I was about to say bro wrong wrong wrong answer all right so now we have that part dug out and done let’s see what is next on the yielding

Agenda something’s telling me I did this wrong bro oh I dug out a lot of [ __ ] for no [ __ ] reason said 9 by9 dude I’m lost what I mean I guess it’s fine I can just build like around it or whatever all right let me see one two three four five so uh

So basically as I was saying um I did way too [ __ ] much oh goody oh goody two shoes oh goody yeah I was really just ready to give up that that that all right cool so now I’m going to look up how to do the rest

Of it oh my Tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all we got a 3X 3X two hole two make it seven blocks deep all right let’s see if his math is right this time all right so now I need to go get

More Wawa okay I can do that a second all right he said chests are going to go here I don’t really give two shits in a [ __ ] about a chest put our a slab look at this my own little killing Hut I guess all right a Ming amassing amassing

This is going so well this is going swimmingly all right and now we just add our trap door this feels like it’s going to go bad so I’m just going to add that and then I feel like that’s a lot better okay so now we just have to kind of build out

Here take the Torches off wait what wait what wait what I am sick of you I am sick of you so um basically [ __ ] it looks like he can crawl through half slabs he can can crawl through the slabs so how the [ __ ] am I supposed to

Mob grind y’all I think he just went under the trapo I don’t think they can come through half slabs slavage slavage aha you suck I suck why aren’t you coming you got to be [ __ ] kidding me y’all can climb through this like it’s just getting caught here like the XP is not flowing

Should I scoop these up dude I don’t know how to do this I don’t understand bro why can’t I just have an XP Mob Grinder like why can’t I just have this and it goes swimmingly It goes so easy that I can just relax I don’t got to sit

Here and stress about getting [ __ ] from ready ready ready Come on come through the slab no any other time you want to come through this [ __ ] so let’s get home let’s enchant The Sword and then let’s go go to work yep slapping my keyboard right now I’m

So excited to [ __ ] get out oh my God hello land looks like we’re sleeping on the boat probably should have grabbed more food if I’m going to be out in the nighttime huh yeah that makees a lot of sense all right dude so get in there get in

There oh my God yes look at that look at how beautiful sleeping on the boat sleeping on sleeping on anyways dude yes that is all for the crafting and the mining I hope you had a volumptuous time I hope you uh enjoyed I know we’re doing the outro on the boat

That’s that’s never happened before please beat the [ __ ] out of the Subscribe button dude I’m talking no Uncle no mercy whoop it [ __ ] peep but anyway I hope you all enjoyed hope you have a wonderful day bye let life shine through for you for you for you for you for [Applause] You