Unbelievable! Failing at Minecraft while teaching US history

So you seen the title of the video and the you know thumbnail hopefully in case you’re blind then hav how what the hell they they haven’t done either of them which I’m sorry but yeah I’m going to talking about wait it’s it’s going again the my anyway that’s going just someone I

Played with two times now but anyway so I’m going to be skipping the revolution cuz I don’t really know that much about it and then talk until the beginning of the Cold War because if I’m going to start talking about Cold War politics you know that’s kind of too much for a Minecraft

Video you just okay anyway so after the entire Revolution the Americans kind of had a problem which was slavery you know kind of a problem to have slaves but they didn’t really care about it yet and so instead they went to Napoleon or Napoleon went to them and asked do

You want this really large piece of land in the middle of the continental US they were like yeah sure they bought it and the British didn’t really care initially and then I think was the US who declared war on the British because of that the War of 1812 which you know if

You Americans like to call it a draw it was definitely not a draw like the Americans try to invade and conquer all of Canada and when that didn’t work the British came and burn down the White House you know I have no idea why color draw but

Anyway then they kind of solidifi the border between British Canada and the US and they just made a straight line you know normal border things so yeah after that the Americans I’m going to skip over quite a large bit now when I think about it but they invited me

Mexico and took a lot of land from them then bought even more from them and then they started to realize that slavery was actually a pretty big problem to have in a country and the southers were just like oh no slavery is good we need to keep it to keep the economy going

And a lot of the north not all of it but a lot of it was just like no no slavery is bad we need to abolish it and then Abraham Lincoln became the president he was like I’m not going to take away your slaves but the southerners didn’t care

And they sueded from the US and create I’m just going to check okay they created the CSA or the Confederate States of America I’m just saying something here with you too some people have been censor censored just for mentioning the CSA which is kind of stupid in my opinion just putting it out

There but anyway then the entire Civil War started and first the southerners were doing really good with with SC again my God wait oh yeah I don’t have a weapon kind of forgot about that guess we’re going with the pickaxe so yeah oh no goinging please so yeah the southerners were

Doing really good with Rober and they were about to take Washington but then the US I guess the N actually got a win for once and then they invaded the Miss Mississippi River like they took the entirety of it and then the CSA basic basically surrendered I’m just saying again now

This is incredibly simplified but it’s going to have to be like that and then because of that slavery was abolished in the USA which you know was definitely a good thing oh yeah I only have my pickaxe so yeah after that the US had a pretty good time

Economically and you know they tried to do reconstruction which was basically just readmit the Southern States but if I’m going to be honest it didn’t really work that well it was kind of they did it really poorly but anyway then came the first to war you know really simplified story here

But I like SCH okay I don’t have all time in the world no so yeah then came the first world war where the US was basically on the anons or the allly side I just need to lower the volume because it’s really low so they were they hadn’t joined the war initially

When it started but they supported the anant and then the Germans started sinking neutral chips which was made the US kind of mad but they didn’t do anything real about it but then the Germans sent a little letter to the Mexicans where it said if you join the Central Powers and made the

US you will get a bunch of their and when we win the war you know because they definitely are going to win the war they are not going to lose oh it’s you again anyway but you the bridge intercepted the message and gave it to the

US and you know that was kind of the last draw before the US joined the war which they did after that so they joined the war had a lot of shot guns which really pissed off the Germans for some reason like they they were using chemical weapons got M some

Shotguns you know their fault anyway so then after the basically collapse of the Ottoman Empire and then the austr Hungarian Empire Germany surrendered and the we started running off the peace treaties the tra of first SI which would was supposed to fix Europe definitely did not they punished Germany

Like ex an extreme amount little too much in basically everyone’s opinion so then the Germans German people was like oh when he oh yeah before going to the Mad Germans the Great Depression happened which was basically just the economy was really good then it got really bad nothing

More so after the Great Depression started to get kind of better it’s in the US at least it did not in Germany so they were like we need a strong leader who will help the German nation and then the special German leader the aan painter came and was like I’m going to

Fix Germany and makes it the greatest nation in the world by killing all the Jews not sure how that you know connects but I mean German people bought into it so then when he became the leader he was of course a little bit of a Madman and

He started to kill a lot of people then he took Austria which the US didn’t really like then suan land in Czechoslovakia which they was didn’t really like and then they an the entirety of Czechoslovakia which the US didn’t like but no one did anything against it for some reason it definitely

Could just wi B in the us but we not Germany like France was definitely stronger like France and Britain combined were definitely stronger than Germany at the time because the Germans was my God my aim is so bad wow my aim is bad I’m sorry for everyone watching this who

Probably got some IDE deas from watching that anyway then finally the the British and French had the last STW when Germany invaded Poland with the help of the USSR so then ger the French and British declared war in the Germans and to make a long story short the Germans basically wrecked

Everyone except their British and then IM made Russians which was really stupid but anyway so then the German Ally of Japan we like oh we are going to invade the entire Pacific but we’re going to stop the have to stop the US for that and they have an incredibly strong Navy so

We’re just going to bomb it before we declare war on them which was you know Pearl Harbor which you know the US didn’t really like being attacked when they were supposed to be neutral and is isolationist so the US declared war on Japan and then Germany declared war in

The US which was kind of stupid of them because I mean the US had in declar war in Germany at that point and so World War II for the US had really start and they started do a bunch of island hopping campaigns in Japan and then

Finally they did D day which was a really big invasion of the French Coast which you know the Germans were kind of panicking about because they didn’t know it would be in Normandy which is where it was they thought it was going to be in C but it wasn’t oh there’s a

Healing so Germans were kind of freaking out freaking out freaking out about that but at the same time as the Soviets were really pushing in into the Eastern font and then the US just said to Japan after Germany surrendered either surrender now or we’re going to send some really bad

Bombs on you and Japan was like sure you’re going to you didn’t even have that strong bombs we’re all been bomb to Oblivion what can you do that’s worse than being bomb to Oblivion that is nuking we stay did to Japan the nukes the entire country not the entire just Hiroshima and

Nagasaki and then Japan surrendered so that’s all I’m going to go to now you know so yeah if you enjoy this really poorly explained American history video with Minecraft you know then remember to like And subscribe and you know watch some other videos I made none of them are good but

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