US Presidents Play Minecraft Skyblock

Hey Barack want to hop in and play Skyblock we inviting sleepy Joe as well hmm I would rather not but what’s up boys are you guys ready for some Minecraft how did you manage to join we didn’t even invite you yet and how do you even know we were going to play

Minecraft Donald you know I’m the president of the best country in the world I can literally do anything Joe did you put an FBI agent to listen to us while gaming again so that we don’t play without you maybe this guy’s a freaking freak shut up if you don’t want me to

Use Biden blast on you Donald Barack what happened to this guy’s ego he was so chill yesterday and look at him today man used to sleep 30 hours a day but right now he is a different breed wait Joe did you take something from Hunter’s bags

Joe wow I’m so disappointed in you Joe let’s just go into the realm already I wonder why you guys don’t want to play with me the viewers love me guys like the videos to play with these two Joe stop that nobody will like the video if you are

The one asking forgive my stupid friend here people and like And subscribe for more just because I said so anyways this looks like it’s going to be fun stop hitting me Donald I will drone strike your ass you wish I will nuke your ass before you could even call up a

Single drone anyways who knows how to do the cobble generator thingy we need Cobblestone to build a wall around the island I know how to do it give the stuff to me Donald really you I don’t believe you for a second Joe you didn’t even know the difference between a

Pickaxe and a shovel two days ago just give me the resources and watch Joe if you this up we have to start over again you know that right okay I’ll give it let’s see your skills sleepyhead if you fail I will literally build Trump Tower version 2 on top of the White

House while you’re inside let me calculate this correctly two plus one equals 21 and water plus lava equals Cobble done wow looks good to me you finally did something useful Joe I kind of like you now yeah Joe good job that was great we gotta break it and mine some Cobblestone

Now for the wall making a shovel right now Joe we need a pickaxe not a shovel oh Barack we’ll need a shovel as well to dig up a grave right after I mine this Cobblestone why would we need that you’ll see go ahead mine it Joe should I

Really mine it I won’t get burned right burning will be least of your worries in a moment Joe just mine it just because of you we have to open the realm from scratch I hate you Joe how are you even the president with a kindergartner IQ level why are you

Hitting me for just because I hate you both why did we even let him do it Barack I didn’t let him do it you did okay okay I won’t do it again I promise please let me play with you guys this will be the last time if you do

Something like this again Joe I’ll open a new realm just join that one Jesus okay are you guys in the new realm yeah we are but why are you up there God put me up here because he knows that I am the greatest man to ever live that’s cap

You lost me in the election so that makes me the greatest to ever live that’s simple Logic No it does not one can only be born as the greatest they can’t become the greatest afterwards I’m just going to say it you guys are both stupid but the real question is

Who is going to do the Cobblestone gen this time not sleepy Joe for sure stop making fun of me Donald I will push you down the island you don’t push someone down the island Joe you push someone off the island I knew that no you did not yeah Joe

I have to agree with Donald here somehow it doesn’t surprise me that your basic English speaking skills are lacking even though you are the president what happened to you you weren’t like this when you were with me in the office change nothing changed I just became better it’s liking 13 year olds dancing

On Tick Tock is better I can’t imagine what your bar is for being worse you are not someone who would do that right Joe he chose silence I wish not to comment Joe not saying anything is a hundred times worse than saying something guilty until proven uh I mean innocent until

Proven sure Joe sure you are totally innocent in our eyes anyways guys we got enough blocks to expand the island a bit but now we got to actually do the Cobble gen I will try to do it this time with my Galaxy IQ brain you know there is no

Such thing as Galaxy IQ brain right sure buddy sure you wouldn’t know the things I met in Area 51 weren’t there when you were the president wait there were new ones yeah and they loved me cry about it actually there are even newer ones Donald there is one alien that can actually

Fart out of their noses and if you smell it you die in Minecraft of course sounds cool I guess I’ll meet them after the next election when I win first of all Donald you are not winning the election second how did you guys learn that you

Die when you smell the fart why would you smell the fart in the first place don’t tell this to anyone but I like smelling farts and I wanted to smell it but they didn’t let me smell it because we didn’t know what it was

After a few days of me asking a lot they just sent someone inside to smell test it before me and yeah the rest is history anyways your area 51 story no one cares and watch me do this cobblegin and have fun falling down Joe did you really have to

Push him off yes Barack I had to he’s annoying who are you calling annoying huh you probably can’t even do the Gen properly as well you orange looking ass Noob wait how that’s impossible how did you do it in your face you were actually crack Donald

I kind of wish you fell off I’m burning help that’s how it’s done you noobs now work for me and my Cobblestone for me to get to the other Island stop hitting me I’ll literally push you off if you continue Barack I’m not mining for you Donald and let’s see who pushes

Who first you will regret this I am a high pixel Sumo master ah this doesn’t count Joe got in my way and he distracted me Joe I’m actually gonna snap how can you ruin everything at least I put the water here this way technically I didn’t lose

Because I didn’t die by the way Trump what do you mean by I ruin everything I didn’t ruin nothing today aren’t you the one stupid dumbass who messed up the cobblestone generator huh no I didn’t do that what are you talking about Joe did you take your dementia pills today what

Pills oh Jesus this guy’s dementia is so bad he forgot about his dimension Joe buddy I think it’s time for you to have some rest and sleep preferably forever no I’m perfectly fine today no sleeping for Joe Barack I think Joe really went through Hunter’s bags today this

Behavior is not normal I agree I will have a talk with him one on one after the video for what nothing Joe nothing let’s just continue this might be slightly off topic but do you guys perhaps know how to make TNT’s why would you need TNT’s on Skyblock Donald care

To elaborate on that for the Chinese how will the Chinese get here dumbass what type of excuse is that just admit that you want to blow us the up I mean that’s a different topic I want to blow up everyone explosions are so manly that’s why Michael Bay is my favorite director

Orange I wish he did Transformers movies just like he did back in the days oh God every time I think about it I relate to Optimus Prime like crazy yo stop hitting me no I’m not gonna stop Joe wait a second how do you relate

To Optimus Prime may I ask I’m so glad you asked Barack he is just like me a true leader born for greatness he uses his powers for the sake of his kind while also helping the greatest nation on the Galaxy United States of America he is basically me but a robot and also

Why are you the one mining Barack I think we should punish Joe and let him mine that is a very good question Donald I agree with that a million percent go mine now Joe yeah Joe do some work while we chill with my homie Barack the goddamn Rock what now nothing why isn’t

Donald doing the mining isn’t he supposed to be the best Minecraft player Among Us I think he should mine I’m the goddamn president dude why am I doing slavery work right now that’s exactly why I should not mine I’m just better and I should rest and use my energy for

Something more useful you Noob and is this what you really think of the working class I’m going to leak all this and sue you for a huge amount for my own workers sake Donald you have some mental problems make sure to subscribe to our Channel president Multiverse or I will

Build a wall around your house as well thanks Donald are you threatening Keith again shut up