Foreign Oh boy look at this would you know he’s actually awake hey Don do you sleep or do you not sleep I literally just got on like five minutes ago and here you are already inviting me uh well I was just trying to play some Terraria that’s not even the Game I’m on and what in the world is that noise going off in the background that’s my machine I guess I forgot to turn it off of course you did it sounds like Darth Vader is taking the fattest [ __ ] in the Next Room about time anyways I’m on Minecraft and Of course it gave me a [ __ ] desert seed is it this one is it what you don’t know what version of Minecraft you have let me see your screen Joe I don’t see why but here have a look it’s Brandon holy [ __ ] Joe how in the [ __ ] update your game right now Jesus Christ all right well let me know when you’re in holy [ __ ] I can’t believe that you’re literally ancient Joe hey take it easy now I may be a Teensy bit older but I can still kick your ass pipe down Joe you have more wrinkles than my ball sack Leave the world then if you want to get hype get on fortnite and I’ll take that comb over clean off [ __ ] or get on Slumber games if you want to act tough Joe you don’t even know the name of the game last time I beat the bricks off of You so hard your wife kissed your first lady’s husband last time I got you so bad I made your blood cells flow like you were young again last time I made your blood boil I’m sure you had an erection that night for the first time in centuries I can see your screen jackass choose a sensitivity already instead of fueling your ego orange man well what kind of insult just shut the [ __ ] up already creamsicle I’m finally joining yeah finally you’ll be lucky if you don’t die on the loading screen I’m laughing so hard uh uh also I have This gamer tag and you don’t so remember that damn you Biden ratio plus L plus I’m POTUS oh here we go you scammed to get that name you know that right there’s no way you’re still on that you’re a wizard Joe remember Wisconsin when you magically summoned all those morons take the L Already where the [ __ ] am I have you not loaded in yet seriously your game is almost as old as you I’m right here [ __ ] I’m now where are you right where have you lost your ability to see too Joe you’re not here I literally am it I’m in your World numbnuts uh how can I get to you you’re literally not you are so senile it’s impressive how about you stop complaining and help me here I’m in your world I just don’t know where oh look your mother’s here too if that’s any help piss off Grandpa maybe It’s actually your mother and you found your way into my bedroom worst attempted Banger like I can’t even lie that was pretty bad oh [ __ ] right off Joe that was funnier than anything you said ever actually now where the hell are you I don’t really know I think I might be lost Oh great so the Oval Office is open what when did you pull that out of your ass I’m in some place uh no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yo what the [ __ ] is going on over there I don’t really know some big [ __ ] octopus is shooting fire at me what are You delusional Joe you mean a gas do you mean a gas Joe yeah sure whatever the [ __ ] it is I’m gonna die [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what you really are Off Your Rocker Joe how in the [ __ ] are you in the nether seriously we just spawned in I don’t have a clue just Leave me alone for a second I’ll find my own way out hey finding your own way out of the nether you really are a comedian Joe hey wait I found a village hurry your ass up I’m trying here I have no idea where to go oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] The [ __ ] tell me what’s causing you to have an aneurysm oh I’m literally in hell [ __ ] off no way [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it Jesus Christ finally why are you freaking out so much you’re literally back in the main game now come find me at this Sand Village Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] how many damn times do I have to smack this [ __ ] for him to just die everyone at this Village prepare to become my [ __ ] I’m not coming there if you’re just going to act like the leader again Joe what what the hell are you talking About don’t start Joe seriously hold on wait there’s some sort of bridge here or something it’s probably from the new update what update are you talking about Joe when they first released Java it looks more like a man-made build I don’t really care TBH should have been a wall Of course you think that and what’s that supposed to mean it’s actually impressive Joe you are the first person to spawn in the Nether and then die immediately I don’t know if you’re the best player in the world or the absolute worst just shut up wait Shut the [ __ ] up Joe what cheeky slimy bastard made this White House what are you blabbering about now there’s a [ __ ] White House someone is living in the world already I swear to God Joe if you were lying about being lost what I’m the only one in the white house never Mind you’re an idiot Joe they have a turtle shell and how are there all of these supplies who has been hiding this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] going on foreign what how the [ __ ] this [ __ ] has been in my world for how long now I literally just started this up how the [ __ ] make Your Minecraft house the White House I [ __ ] dare you do it again and I’ll ban you for now I’m taking your [ __ ] have fun having nothing whoa whoa whoa what’s going on apparently Obama snuck into our world and since then he’s been taking everything he made a house for Himself that is so undeserving it’s gut-wrenching he hasn’t shared whatsoever so to put it simply I’m taking all of his [ __ ] Don you can’t just do that if he is in the world you know he’s just going to get upset Joe how about you go loot up get some [ __ ] Make a house and mind your own business I’m gonna mine and Creeper’s Gonna Creep and you can’t stop it [ __ ] you’re so lucky I don’t have your IP [ __ ] God it’s so dark down here ah [ __ ] aren’t you mining that’s why you carry torches well no [ __ ] Joe it’s dark Regardless of the Torches I don’t see you mining hell I don’t see you doing anything at all uh yeah about that I found one of them uh old portals whatever they’re called what no way you have to be joking or no you’re cheating Joe there’s no other way That is pure luck pure pure luck luck in its purest straight [ __ ] and you know it how about you get good I have the portal and you don’t eat my ass Don Joe you’re making me hope that I see an assassination in the newspapers again like seriously what is it that you’re Doing did you just Flatline mid Sprint in the water no [ __ ] off Garfield ha ha very funny now go try to bust a nut without spouting dust go back to Jeff’s Island if you can’t deal with me being better find someone your own age oh yes of Course because bring that up I forget that you are practically prehistoric you old [ __ ] fart wait hold your [ __ ] horses for a goddamn minute which once is better protection two or protection two Joe seriously what the [ __ ] is wrong with you no Joe you Joe you quite literally have the best Luck I have ever seen in this game I think you’re blinded by your own ass cheeks Don gain some skill and get back to me what in the world are you talking about skill really Joe you’re breaking and entering with a pickaxe when there’s an entire door you can go through suck On my old saggy taint Don doors are for losers like you dude yeah get his ass skeleton I can’t lie right now Joe I’m preying on your downfall and honestly I’ve never been religious well take that [ __ ] as for you Don keep watching while I leave you in the dust Well that makes sense considering that’s the only thing that comes out of your old ask him up already I want you to watch Donald watch me Prevail and be better than you in every way then later when you want to talk [ __ ] you cry because you can’t back that [ __ ] up step on the pressure plate Joe nothing bad will happen I swear [ __ ] kiss my ass Donald there is no way that you actually know about the bombs you don’t even know how to craft a shovel how the [ __ ] do you know that you underestimate your superiors about Damn time you respect your elders your orange [ __ ] you want to keep [ __ ] talking Joe I will stretch your tongue out so far and use it as toilet paper what are you even going to do with the TNT don’t worry about it what do you want another 911 Oh you’re so funny Joe but seriously keep it down or else George going to join out of nowhere oh [ __ ] oh never mind what the [ __ ] was that nothing Joe nothing at all come on give me something good give me something good daddy Notch what I’ll Give the sloppiest oh oh yes [ __ ] yeah suck my dick Joe I’m so rich not only in the real world but Minecraft I’m the [ __ ] best kiss my ass Joe what nothing you Egyptian mummy keep decaying while I get richer holy [ __ ] yes let’s [ __ ] go I’m so much better than you Joe What Joe I’m stuck in this cave I don’t know how the [ __ ] I got in and even less of a [ __ ] on how to get out I need your chords Joe I need your chords ASAP I’ll turn them on for you now tell me that oh [ __ ] what happened now shut the [ __ ] up I need the coordinates they should be on now Joe I’m going to be completely honest I have no idea what that means I don’t know how to work that Don what the [ __ ] do you mean the [ __ ] coordinates stop going Through Riga mortis for a [ __ ] second the big numbers on your screen Joe yeah I don’t know what the hell you’re yapping about aha suck a dick Joe I made it out all by myself quite impressive actually no it’s not Joe shut your trap already I’ll come Take that TNT and ignite it while it’s shoved inside your ass keep talking that smack try it fatty I already put it in the chest the chest Oh you mean that mockery of the White House don’t you don’t you Joe uh no Joe what the [ __ ] do you mean no it’s right here Dude I can’t believe I found these ooh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Don put his [ __ ] back now hurry oh [ __ ] God damn it why the [ __ ] did he join now out of all times God damn it God why [ __ ] God please no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God why [ __ ] God please no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Joe come on now what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what mental illnesses do you have it will be fine he will have no idea anyone was here trust me [ __ ] God shut the [ __ ] up God damn Joe he’ll never know he’s Gonna know you orange idiot Joe there are two things to learn from me how to be rich how to be handsome how to hide confidential information and then the most important one how to be a god at Minecraft watch and learn you old [ __ ] uh good morning Minecraft good morning villagers A bright and beautiful day ahead of us can’t wait to make this world in Tip-Top shape what a beautiful house wonder who built it huh surprise attack [ __ ] you Obama Donald what the [ __ ] are you doing this is God incarnate joke what what the [ __ ] does this game know Who the [ __ ] I am how the [ __ ] Donald you are a [ __ ] idiot huh I pulled an all-nighter and I’ve been here the whole time what what the [ __ ] now you and Bozo Baggins over there are blocked reported and banned hold this L fatty well [ __ ] Video Information
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This is a video about recent presidents of the U.S.A. playing the hit game Minecraft. This video in its entirety is satire and is simply …