Using Ancient History To Win A Minecraft War

In 218 bc the legendary general hannibal barca crossed the alps with 30 000 soldiers and his secret weapon 37 war elephants but elephants don’t exist in minecraft so i got the next best thing oh my gosh dude our small team of three had been hunted down since day one of the

Server and it was finally time to take a stand against the massive team of 26 who all wanted us dead not at all confident in taking a fight on my own i marched my army of three of the best pvpers and dozens of war elephants across the snowy

Mountains just as hannibal had thousands of years ago this would be the fight of our lives okay On top of the ravagers i’d inadvertently used another one of hannibal’s tactics go go he’s always always up hannibal’s strategy was to scare his enemies allies so much that they believed they were on the losing side making them jump ship and fight for hannibal instead oh what the hell he’s in the water

Get him boat he’s gonna iceboat up here and i had just done the exact same thing our small team of three had quickly grown to seven i’m gonna go right he’s gonna see him i see him yeah he’s gonna walk underwater he’s underwater oh oh nice he almost got me there be careful

Careful i hit him twice three times he’s really low yeah he’s going down he’s going straight down clown he’s mine straight down you can just go on to him and start cranking him out start putting him out this is his helmet he said nice nice nice that was a massive

Victory but it was still only the first of many roman battle tactics i have planned each one even crazier than the last but after securing several kills and many new allies five of the seven who had swapped to our side during the battle decided to stick together and

Form a new team on the server we called ourselves the revengers but as i began heading to gather more materials for my next roman battle tactic i caught wind of the fact that a couple players who i’d killed in the ravager battle were coming to kill me i knew taking a 1v2

Against two of the most powerful players on the server was a terrible idea so i called their avengers for backup but i was still far from confident in the outcome wait how are they running on the water why what dude they’re running out of water oh you know what it is

They have glitched blocks they have glitched blocks there well i just knocked him down i just knocked i just broke something substance in the water now nice nice if i toss he’s running away from the water him he’s not boosting he’s just boosting oh my god they’re using bobby to build bro

That’s how rich they are but it was after an adventure yeah yeah no it’s just subs subs is so rich subs never logs off yeah never oh what what whoa whoa Our entire team had been blown up and to make matters worse on this minecraft server when you kill someone you permanently steal one of their hearts and if you reach zero you’re banned from the server with just six hearts to my name if i wanted to survive another day on the server

I would have to strike back and i had just the plan but before we can get to that subs and vitality the players that had killed us literally had 19 hearts and since we were blown up they didn’t even gain anything from our deaths they were simply killing us for

The hell of it i knew that i needed revenge but i also knew that taking a fight against players with three times the number of hearts as me would be a herculean task so before i could execute my grand plan against subs and vitality i would need to gather some hearts of my

Own which is why i’ve set up this massive underground tunnel system in 396 bc the roman dictator camillus discovered an underground sewage system below his enemy’s capital city unable to launch an attack through the walls of the city he snuck his men through the tunnels eventually emerging from a

Temple and winning the war i plan to use this same tactic to get inside these walls and secure the kill on a player named don turnt oh he’s here he’s like right above me oh my god i’m not 100 sure this plan is gonna work so i don’t want you guys to

Like end up getting killed if it goes bad but can you guys message him to distract him while i kill him okay 2000 years ago hannibal had the idea to fill bottles with venomous snakes hurling them at his enemies so that they would shatter behind their lines and poison

The opposing legions and i had specifically brewed poison potions to achieve the same effect i’m spam that’s the chicken let me start messaging him to on the drop no no no no no that’s obvious that’s obvious why did you message him that now he knows i’m here bro

Oh he’s right here i’m messaging him dude if he finds me i’m literally one hit and i’m dead About Got him yes let’s go i can’t believe that worked oh my gosh i had killed don and in turn stolen his heart putting me one step closer to my final plan to kill subs and vitality but since all i needed was the heart and i knew all too well

The devastation of losing everything i decided to give back don’s items but he wanted revenge i’m going to destroy roshambo dude he’s attacking me again dude he still has so many more hearts than me so i don’t know if this is a winnable fight oh my god oh my god dude

I really did not think i was winning that after winning myself yet another heart i still decided to give back dawn’s items but before i could execute my final plan to kill subs and vitality i still needed one more items while one of the revengers went to find that it

Was left up to the rest of us to lure subs and vitality to our soon to be set up trap in order to do this i would once again take a page from the book of hannibal see his specialty was in sneak attacks and in order to lure the romans

Into these traps he would attack roman allies forcing rome to make the next move against him therefore our next move would be to go after subs and vitalis’s allies forcing substantive vitality to attack my team at which point we could execute the final plan but little did we

Know that that very plan would go terribly wrong but in order to kill substantive vitals these allies i’m going to employ a strategy from the humble roman dictator cincinnatus who literally built a massive wall around his enemies and went on to defeat them in an unprecedented 15 days but in order

To recreate this in minecraft we’re gonna need a wall that can build itself instantly but we’ll get back to that in one second for now i had to come up with a lie to get our target in position so yeah so i built this i built this vault

So for one of the like segments of my video basically like you trying to break into it and then if you’re able to there’s like goodies and stuff inside all right so i’ll take you over to where it is all right so let me make sure i’m recording here so when real messages

Here you’re gonna drop the walls on top of leo yeah and leo won’t be able to purl out right yeah breaking it oh my what the hello leo what he is course leo had just pulled out a course the one item that was able to counter our entire plan see

This item allows people to teleport randomly by a few blocks meaning there was a chance that leo could instantly escape the walls the success of our mission now rode on a 50-50 coin flip and all we could do was hope it didn’t work go go go go go let’s go

Yes oh my gosh bro i can’t believe that works i just need to be more confident i think with luck on our side we had secured the kill and unintentionally gotten the last item we needed for our plan but subs and vitality were already on their way to avenge leo time was

Ticking and we still had to set up our final trap the plan was to recreate one of hannibal’s greatest sneak attacks by hiding a group of players in my underground tunnels and using chorus fruit to teleport to the surface surprising the enemy and turning the tides but just then it came to my

Attention that our team was severely out here with zam on only six hearts paired equipped with protection one armor and spoke literally naked and on two hearts i realized there was no way we could win a fight against subs and vitality with their nearly 20 hearts in infinite gear but we

Were out of time throughout my entire journey i had been unsure of my abilities but as i overcame these challenges i had learned that i was entirely capable and as a result i was finally confident enough to step up and relay a new plan to my team all right

Everyone log off log off log off we’re gonna use the same like hannibal style sneak attack but i need you to all log on at the same moment okay there’s no way we’re escaping this fight but if they see you all logging on at once they’ll be absolutely terrified and we

Can hopefully use that to win the fight there was a very real chance that the new plan failed but we were left with no better options finally trusting myself and my allies the decisive moment drew me all right they’re attacking me so i’m gonna start luring them to the

Zoo so you guys when you need to log on i’m gonna purl i’m pulling towards the thing he’s pulled after me i’m 1500 let me know when on it’s going to be really soon you slowed me up it’s going to be really soon All right get very ready i’m in the zoo all right they’re here i’m ready avengers assemble go go go go go go go go go go they’re underground they’re underground they’re underground they’re turning they’re running they’re running they’re running they’re down there they’re underground i’m going up i’m chasing vitality he

Pulled out he brought us to the side i see him i see him i see him i see him i see subs yeah i mean where is he where is he you don’t fight it don’t fight it i’m not i’m not i’m going i’m going to buy the clown by the clown

The circus towards spawn now he’s running towards my house he’s running towards my house he’s inside the house he’s inside the house he’s probably dropped down something yeah you drop down something there’s like a secret entrance in here or something he’s not here anymore he went through

Oh yeah now he’s gone subs in vitality had escaped but just as all hope seemed lost their teammate logged on he’s running again all right all right he just lost he’s back i don’t know i got him let’s go you