Vintage Story: Nothing Easy for Timmy

Today we’re going to be checking out vintage story a game I didn’t even know existed until I saw a bunch of Spanish French and German speakers playing it on Tik Tok I had little to no idea what they were saying but the mechanics and the amount of fun they were having made

Me very interested the game may look almost identical to Minecraft but I can assure you it’s it’s very different in the way that it plays it had me questioning if I could really consider Minecraft a survival game vintage story has a crazy amount of Freedom when it comes to block placement and

Customization in intense survival mechanics that have you constantly thinking about and scrambling for food and not to mention the wide variety of mobs ranging from cute to deadly to cute and deadly so let’s check it out for ourselves this guy looks and sounds so sad the character design is just it’s so

Lanky and unsettling I I love it and these wornout pastel colors and and grungy haircut options 10 out of 10 great all right all right I’m I’m vibing with this look oh wait there’s a class tab I can oh I can pick a class okay cool okay we got Hunter

And male Factor M fact Ma I don’t even know how to say that malactor malactor a person who commits a crime or some other wrong I enjoy criminal activity okay and then we got clock maker I this is a survival game I don’t know how far I’m going to get with the

Black Guard yes that sounds cool fight if you must kill if you must yep yep that’s badass Taylor yeah no like blacku blackard 100% okay up in the mountains pretty Baron not much around but that’s uh I’ll be honest I spawned in once before and uh it didn’t go well I think

He’s chill yo yo chill I can’t even leave my spawn without dying I don’t really know what the first order of business here is but uh it’s not going to be going that way cuz there’s Bears there’s a caravan down here what’s this oh okay I’m assuming I’m going to need these Rocks okay after that bear attack I I think I’m going to want a weapon as soon as possible okay but what do I Flint can be napped into slightly better stone tools and weapons shift Mouse on the ground how do I oh do I actually have to like place it on the

Ground what do we got Flint head Arrow Flint head axe Flint head hoe Flint head knife let’s let’s let’s go with the knife I genuinely have no clue what I’m looking at I’m just going to start clicking things this is this is satisfying oh okay okay I see so I

Can if I make uh Flint head ax I can just cut out these parts interesting okay I think this will work yep okay okay I understand that’s pretty straightforward and very unique I I’ve never seen it be done that way it’s usually just like a crafting menu that’s

Uh I like it I like it a lot how’s it going hey yeah how’s it going I haven’t seen you around before did you just wake up I did I roam these parts finding and trading what I can all right you got anything to trade Merchant amulet uh

Four gears I don’t have any of those I I don’t think okay yeah I have no idea what I’m doing here I’m just going to I’m just going to walk away and not steal your stuff cuz I feel like that’s going to make you angry you know I’ll

I’ll come back to this I will be I will be back y possibly with a uh a weapon in hand what can I can I make a handle with this Flint knife blade like with these tool head things I just can I can I just use these

Sticks put this on top yep oh yes a flint knife okay cool cool cool cool at least I have a weapon now if a bear comes to attack me it does uh one one damage that’s all right maybe I should uh maybe I should be making an axe too just uh just for

Backup I’m assuming I make it the exact same way yep we got an axe I’m assuming if this game is anything like Minecraft which um I’m thinking they might have taken some light inspiration from getting wood is going to be fairly easy okay this is this better be

Chopping down the hole tree holy this is taking forever okay yes okay not feeling confident about that one oh is the knife for harvesting things what is what is this some dry grass okay I don’t I’m assuming I can burn that or like weave something with it ooh some

Fish can I can I catch them can I hunt them doesn’t look like it maybe I need like a a fishing rod or something oh sh oh never mind nope my bad I didn’t mean to do that I didn’t mean to do that I think this is the same

Biome I got slaughtered by a bear in but it is it is very pretty just going to keep a look out I wonder if I can I make a pickaxe yet I don’t got Flint ho and a shovel left to make but no pickaxe I wonder how you

Mine I I guess I’ll go for the shovel for now it digs dirt and sand a little bit faster but I don’t I don’t think it’s necessary to have right now I wonder what the green bar is I’m hoping it’s not my H I think it might be my hunger

And it it’s ticking down fast yeah that’s not good I uh I’m going to need something to eat I need to find something to eat oh my God I’m going to die I’m going to die from a hunger of all things please just give me berries anything there’s I literally have it’s

Gone the bar is the bar the bar is empty this it’s there’s nothing here there’s no food oh my God and I’m taking damage I’m taking damage I guess that’s better than just dying out right I might I might have time to find something cute foxes I’m sorry I’m so

Hungry come here I’m so desperate I’ll I’ll eat anything I’m I’m sorry I’m sorry oh it attacks oh it fights back oh my God my health oh my God the noises and the animation it actually makes me feel bad oh no no no oops I just want to skin it

No no there we go oh my God I’m skinning it no I’m so sorry that looks like meat I’m going to I need to eat it can I eat it raw no do I have to cook it how do I cook it oh good lord I’m running out of Health I’m

Running out of time I uh uh what do we got here first tools fire fire fire nap a knife and use it to gather grass place the grass on the ground and four pieces of firewood to ignite it okay okay oh I actually have to put the Firwood in the in the in

The crafting table with the axe there we go yeah okay okay we’re winning we’re winning I think not really put it down put the firewood on it okay okay and then what it how do I how do I start it oh god um I don’t know Fire Starter Fire

Starter you can make this okay there’s uh okay I need two sticks there’s a bush right here where are the sticks why are there no sticks I just need two sticks oh come on okay okay no there one there’s one there’s only one I’m dead there’s no more Bush oh noing

Dead so dead no my God I’m dead congratulations you died um okay well now I know some of the most intense hunger mechanics I’ve seen in a Survival game like this but oh boy am I so down for the challenge there just random Granite stairs that go into the dirt here I

Don’t know what these are for what is this cracked vessel tool o wait what is that get get it okay get get get thank you what what is it copper axe okay I’ll take it my God it gets dark and I have I have no way to

Get a light source I still don’t know how to make a campfire oh jeez ooh right okay I should grab some wood before I wander into a desolate environment that has none and sticks too you can’t forget the sticks why are there no sticks I just need two

Sticks there’s too many hills around here I I feel like something’s going to jump out and attack me I do not feel safe rabbit rabbit come here come here come here it is so hard to see it’s so dark I think there I think there’s like oh there’s three more rabbits here come

Here come here I’m I’m I’m so sorry rabbit I got to do what I got to do brother I’m I’m sorry some meat want some cute little rabbit leather I’m I’m sorry oh no I’m sorry I’m so sorry I feel so bad but I know he had friends too where’d your

Little friends go where’d your little friends go oh my God the two for one I got to do what I got to do I’m sorry put this on the ground 1 two 3 4 and then how do I light it again I need sticks I think here and here this fire starter

Okay yeah rub it together Start the Fire oh my God how long is this going to take I get I’m rubbing sticks together but good God good God I thought dropping on the tree was uh took a while but this is insane there we go okay a Beacon of Hope

Finally oh and the meat just goes the meat just hangs right over it oh my gosh I’m seeing a glimpse of survival here uh-oh I’m just going to tell myself that’s background noise I I haven’t seen a wolf yet I don’t think they exist there’s no wolves out there only only

Bears wolves don’t exist I’m just going to keep the fire lit and pray I make it to the morning that’s uh that’s my mentality right now I guess I could make a torch I think it’s yeah y pretty easy no okay yeah I’m just I’m going to

Get out of here I feel like I’m surrounded how does one light a torch though okay not like that oh oh it puts it in the fire okay Burns for 48 hours when placed what about when I’m holding it I’m getting out of here I’m getting out of

Here oh my God it just goes out if you put it in your pocket oh and it going turns right back on okay that makes sense love it we’re going to keep that on the off hand I’m going to level out the top of this mountain and just chill

Out for the rest of the night I think it’s uh going to be a bit safer up here why is it so slippery see you okay I think it’s I think it’s getting brighter is that the I think that’s that might be the moon I can’t tell but I it feels like it’s

Getting brighter wait what is that what is that it looks tiny uh looks like meat come here come here nowhere left to run raccoon oh no I bet I can skin this and and eat it oh I love this game sun’s coming up I got my raccoon

Meat stuff’s looking up why is it so windy though I can’t hear anything time for a quick snack break I’ve been meaning to crack open this raw bush meat sounds sounds real sounds real appetizing okay less than a bar and a half is is how much is how much it fills

Up the hunger meter okay we’re going to have to find some bigger prey I don’t think the raccoon is going to be a a very viable source of food I might go full caveman here and set up in a cave I feel like it’s going to be pretty easy to defend but

Uh I’m having second thoughts this is uh both the lighting and The Vibes are off in here yeah I feel like something big and scary is going to come crawling out of the the depths of this Cavern I’m uh I’m I’m going to find somewhere else okay

I’ve been wandering for hours and uh nothing’s really standing out to me I’ve come to the conclusion I need to find clay but it’s uh it’s proving very hard to find I need it to make like furnaces and pots and stuff but it’s still it’s still evades me oh this looks

This um what why didn’t I take damage it doesn’t matter keep we keep moving we keep moving we didn’t we’re good oh boy what are these you know I’m eating these turn ups let’s go and cranberry bushes oh my gosh this might be the place to settle

Down and is this clay clay stone rock no not quite but that sounds promising clay stone Stones okay yeah I think we’re on the right track here okay clay forming okay uh clay clay deposits in places with enough precipitation just not deserts okay well this this looks like the right place I

Bet it rains here what do we got a bunch of Flint some medium fertility soil that sounds that sounds good there it is there it is ah yes got some clay baby H what’s the limit is it 64 like in Minecraft yep it is okay well I guess I

Can settle down around here it doesn’t look too bad I don’t see any bears I’m feeling good about it I just got to decide where the best place is going to be oh oh oh oh how unfortunate might as well cook hook up the meat while I’m safe down

Here I guess I can figure out what to do with Clay now too right Mouse with clay in hand to create let’s see uh oh okay yeah there’s a whole menu clay molds bowls crockpots okay storage vessel okay okay okay that’s awesome good to know oh man that is a mountain and a

Very flat field okay this okay this is the spot this is the spot oh baby it’s beautiful got to cut some grass make room for a campfire okay hopefully when I light that it doesn’t start a bush fire building a base is going to be quite timec consuming I might just have to

Light a campfire and hope for the best tonight cuz there’s no way I’m going to be able to collect enough rocks to uh put four walls around me before the sun goes down and I’m out of stone wait I I don’t have any food any

Fish in these ponds oh oh yep yes there is come here come here oh my God there’s so many I’m not I am not going hungry tonight come here now did I just defish that pond like are they never going to come back now cuz I slaughtered every single one of

Them I guess we’ll find out Later I’m going to try planting these turnup seeds that I found but I uh I’m doubting that it’s going to work something’s going to go wrong something always goes wrong like I honestly thought I would be like viciously assaulted by this point but I’m feeling pretty good nothing’s

Really only only Bears so far that’s the only hostile thing I’ve seen I’ll just play it safe and hang out here till the sun comes up I don’t know what that is oh it’s a wolf and it’s going to die that might be good for

Me oh hold up it’s a bear oh God yo yo chill I don’t I don’t know what’s dealing damage to it but oh my God that sounds awful I think it’s just is drowning it’s getting closer leave me alone what are those pigs eat the pigs

Don’t eat me leave me alone leave me alone okay I think he’s actually distracted that’s why did I do that why why am I chasing it towards the bear what am I doing that was that was one bad decision after another I’m just going to I’m just

Going to Bunker down almost died of starvation too this game is deadly I think I think this might be a baby goat but I I desperately need more meat I’m sorry nothing like a succulent slice of baby lamb there’s no meat on them bones that’s happened a few times now where I’ve

Skinned the animal and it hasn’t had any meat ooh the berries are ripe oh not those ones though oh it takes it takes time for them to ripen I see see yeah flowering will ripen in 7even days okay what information does it give for Animals several days several

Days left before ready to make eight no bro that’s that’s too much information I did not need to know that that sounds like none of my business hey yo what’s this one doing oh he’s dead can’t let good meat go to waste that’s uh four walls feeling a bit

Safer now uh how do I make how do I make literally any anything I just need to make something a glider I want a glider okay I might be getting ahead of myself here how about a door I probably should get a door let’s see is that a

Saw how am I going to get a saw an iron saw where am I supposed to get an iron saw blade okay so I don’t have a green thumb um that’s obvious it they literally died overnight so uh I’m I’m I’m going to put farming on the

Back burner and uh I guess just live off of red meat for now and make my house a bit safer and hope for the best okay I’ll be honest I I just keep making additions to the house cuz I’m I’m too afraid to uh be outside of it my

Trusty copper axe is broken so I got to find some Flint oh it’s a bear is that Flint I need that Flint I need that Flint leave me alone just want some Flint is that Flint that is Flint yo what what is that what the hell is that n what is

That do I get oh what oh wait that’s a bear Jesus Christ like what What huh what that’s fing freaky dude what that’s so freaky wait why is this why is the gear spinning is that XP or like is that my sanity oh it gets faster and faster what is this I’m not I’m not getting Good Vibes here whatever it is I don’t think it’s a positive

Thing the horror movie soundtrack that’s uh playing in the background right now is really really not helping The Vibes oh there’s another one there’s another one what do I do what do I do I got to read the guide read the guide smelting pies d making uh this this all

Sounds lovely but why why am I going insane uh napping clay forming meal making charcoal prospecting like this how what what am I supposed to do shelter preparing for winter uh nowhere does it mention 23% what what what’s going on preparing for winter you have about 70 in-game days to prepare for the

Cold season where you can no longer grow crops and wild animals yield meat and you can also suffer from the cold it’s recommended to stock up on food by preserving it and keeping animals good God you’re telling me I got to do all that too um this game is more intense than I

Thought it was going to be after realizing that surviving this game would be no easy task Timmy made the safest decision he could to grab his torch and head into the nearest cave he could find a deep dark dank disgusting hole filled to the brim with

Darkness and and granite lots of lots of granite but the the granite’s unimportant don’t don’t worry about the granite it was it was what he found crawling around in the depths a creature never before seen something that would scare you cuz it scared me what the f is that is it chasing

Me I don’t even know what it was it threw something at me I don’t like I don’t like it no no no it looks like I don’t know what it looks like it looks mm all right um that was fun I I’m going to stick to not going in those for now

Whatever that was in the cave genuinely scared the out of me just running around all low to the ground and creepy as I didn’t like it I didn’t like like it what the what is growling can we stop oh it’s another Port is it coming from

The portals oh God back to the house back to the house I want to stop the grass from growing in here cuz it’s starting to get annoying to have to cut it down every time I come in so uh I’m going I’m going to try out this pack

Dirt the portal noise is it’s getting louder and louder but I’m uh I’m deciding to actively ignore it nothing bad is happening I’m just working on the floor of my house uh everything’s good everything is everything is fine okay I swear I keep hearing like a a low pitch like

Hummings nope nope nope nope what was that what was that what is it it’s outside I can hear it it sounds like it’s coming from every possible Direction I’m just going to ignore it and uh and keep doing this it’s all good I’m I’m not going outside I got I got a

Floor to place down I got a base to build it’s uh I’m not going out there there’s two there’s two things up there’s one there and there’s one there and there’s one there oh God I don’t know they’re everywhere what are they doing in my pond not my pond

Dude and my food my food bar is just ticking down like crazy I I’m trying to have a positive outlook here but um it’s not looking very good okay just a little uh just a little dirt Tower safety Peak let’s uh I don’t I hear him but I don’t okay

No no it’s the things from the mine it’s the things from the mine all right I’m throwing Aesthetics out the window and putting a dirt roof on this thing I am not okay I’m so dead how did it how did it get on top why were there so

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