VR Minecraft is More Real than Real Life 4

All right I get you I’m gonna get you turn over here that’s right yeah this is episode 4 of VR minecraft is more real than real life I’m your host Google Translate voice let’s begin deeper and deeper and deeper whoa oh is this a cave systems no way

Anything’s down here right got lava oh yeah I think we’re gold nice well that is gold is that what is this this is like freaking candy corn and some sweet baked beans love that see this is good this is good we got the lava keep out the mobs mmm

This place is mine look at this my basement is just kickin it man now the ladies they’re not gonna be able to stop themselves babe I got lava in the basement you want to check it out hey babe you want to check out my basement things are pretty hot down there huh

Let’s get some gold spice up the place all right this is making me want to vomit I really I gotta open this up for for my mental health it’s another instance of utility becoming hand-in-hand with aesthetics those are the times that you just you

Got to do it oh yeah oh yeah my net worth is about to quadruple that redstone this texture pack is it’s good makes for great thumbnail sense that’s why we’re keeping it oh man my brain but but then you got stuff like this look at that that’s nice oh we got the butter

Boys it’s a no margarine never have to worry about mobs now that I got this puppy suck it mobs I’m gonna go to that temple actually I want I want an iron sword hahaha that’s the stuff all right baby now we’re ready now oh wait wait wait

There we go I’m not paying to air-condition the outside am i right so you know I’m gonna turn this place into a factory farm it’s a dog oh I don’t have any bones do I have bones no dog oh you stay there I’m gonna trap you I’m sorry man’s best

Friend I think I’m gonna pass up on that know what the yeah you seen some tasty lamb chops that’s free boy you can you can have it go ahead uh yeah get them no you’re gonna kill all of them jeez man no no these are good cheap

Brick I don’t know what to do I gotta trap him I got a trap him come here boy there’s no more sheep no more sheep frickin hey hey hey no no no hey hey frickin stop okay you stay there stay there Frick stop stop stop da go da go sit sit

Stop killing the Sheep stop it stop No Hey Oh No stop there’s more okay stop okay okay he’s too far he’s too far stop you ain’t gonna get no sheep over there No Hey this way this way listen dog Oh Frank listen dog oh I’m gonna go to bed

You stay here all right oh yeah hey good boy hey what do you don’t move you stay there do not do not freak no stop stop these are my sheep man please leave them alone do not move dog oh stop Rick I’m gonna dig a hole

Around you don’t move ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you’re mine yes this is the best day of my life even though you freakin murdered like 80% of the sheep population you freaking animal thanks for all the mutton though think we’ve still got black sheep white

Sheep well we could have some mixed-race breeding and we’ll get that population right back up we got some chickens too this land is fertile I’m gonna turn you into chick-fil-a soon it’s time to raid this frickin temple I am Harrison Ford except for a lot less cool and a total

Wuss we’re cut from the same cloth me and Harrison we both got both got a y-chromosome can I just mine it is that how it works yeah nice it was kind of a really stupid experiment what time is it okay bones for dog oh I don’t have to kill any

Skelly’s Iron Horse armor got the horses in I don’t want to be prick oh wow I wasn’t scared by the sound of that chest closing that who would get scared by something like that not me that’s for sure Oh more books all emerald baby I’m sure the villagers are gonna be just

Foaming at the mouth when they see that oh yeah horses in all baby this is the last chest this is a big moment let’s see what’s in here ooh horses in more emeralds for the villager ladies so I can bribe the most ambitious of them and turn them into my

Puppet government baby beauty beauty beauty beauty sweet dude those cactus look like tall watermelons hey it’s is that another what I think it’s a temple or is it come here boy come here boy I think I’m gonna get you turn over here that’s right yeah now

That that rabbit is taken care of let us lay claim to this oh it’s a village baby it’s a village let’s go it’s time to subjugate some Oh more rabbits come here boy come in come go Frick I’m getting dizzy oh okay I think that’s enough for my

Rabbit blood lost look at these I must be in like Tatooine there’s another oh oh he just fell off come here boy come here ah okay that’s the last one I swear hey where’s where’s Anakin have you seen him all right baby this is the big one let’s see what mm-hmm just gonna

Just gonna go and just check this you don’t you don’t want it right listen I I don’t want any trouble man you will not break eye contact won’t even blink all right I’m stealing your chest Wow frickin I already had the stupid candy corn butter golly this Oh Frick I’m

Sorry I’m so sorry stick this this is a this is spacious I could put up a TV right there speakers this is my new home thank you thank you locals I don’t know if this was your land before but it’s mine now I’m American what can I say are you the farmer sir

How are your crop yields Hey I was talking to you crop yields good good interesting irrigation thing you got going on okay I don’t like the way that you guys are just teaming up on me alright I don’t want any trouble this place is mine alright

Manifest destiny oh no no no you gotta get off the rabbits man butterflies in the sky I can go twice as high hey buddy need some help down there looks like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle hey sure I’ll get out of it eventually

Ha ha ha ha I forgot about dog Oh Frick you need the bed in the inventory so you can sleep wherever you want I don’t need no home I’m a nomad I’m a nomadic hunter hunting wabbits why did I come here I can’t remember time to go back home to

Help dog oh oh food food I wanted to make food that’s what it was I’m so sluggish I’m so hangry I need sustenance I need sustenance Thank You villagers for generously providing me with bread mmm that’s a lot of carbs buddy they’re cute little dudes hey they don’t deserve

All the abuse I’m gonna go to bed come on baby come on any second now any second now I’m ready split second bat boo Wow a bit oh yeah hey buddy who’s a good boy ok put your head back in the hole all right now go this is for you

Hey is so cute there’s a head Pat oh dog oh let’s go hunting all right man what’s your problem you know what I’m gonna have you do I’m gonna have you hunt rabbits oh geez I need to give you a name what should i what do you look like

There’s lassie got Clifford bolts from that that one movie Marley Air Bud alright hey hey come here come here okay so what do you want Clifford Lassie Air Bud or bolt wait which one do you want alright alright I think we’re going to go with Bryan Cranston from I love dogs

Come here Bryan come on come on let’s go get some rabbits all right Bryan here’s the deal you see those rabbits they’re my sworn enemies it’s your job to hunt them down and kill them for sport you hear me for sport I know okay there we go Oh see

That Bryan you see how stupid those things are Brian Brian Brian Brian come here come here there’s so many come on we got to get one Brian go get it come on Brian don’t let the water good boy buddy have a bone get out of the water buddy oh

Nothing like just enjoying the scenery with man’s best friend there’s a good boy hey guys so listen I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news the the bad news is my dog Brian Cranston he’s now second-in-command sorry I don’t know if you wanted that position but

It’s it’s it’s too late the good news is I’ve come up with a with a name for your village I don’t know if you guys already had a name for it I don’t really care if you did this village is now named Sandy land it’s very creative I just came up

With it now just give me a head nod if you if you get perfect perfect well I don’t think this village is advanced enough to have any sort of environmentalists or anything so I’m just gonna dump all my trash into this ocean a loop boom

Hi how’d you get up there Brian what the heck I told you to use sunscreen man gosh dang you’ve gone and switched races on me holy Frick got those air pods baby that’s the stuff I’m looking for let me just take a moment to appreciate how freakin weird this looks as a youngin

All we did was just mess around and grief grief each other you know I mean the boys I never did anything past that at this point being the me solo me solo dude that I am if I can watch this right there okay let’s let’s see if this works

Ah man Brian you scared it away it’s over there I can get it what he’s going into the house baby don’t mind me buddy I’m not doing anything I promise Oh Frickin come on no ho well that was a dumb idea Brian oh thanks Brian that was a real help Frick Brian still up there Brian Brian get down from there yeah yeah yeah hey okay that works as a good boy all right the villagers this is a roof I

Think it I think it adds alright I’m too lazy to clean it up looks good huh how about it yes no yes yes that’s a yes but anyway I hope you guys you you right you’re seeing this in my eyes I hope you’re all doing great you guys are

Awesome I’m gonna go Google what I’m supposed to do next because I have no idea