Welcome to the E-Sekai SMP, I’m trash at Minecraft

Foreign Thank you all right foreign Thank you foreign Foreign Oh bye how about you play Minecraft [Laughter] survive I already activated sticky keys that’s a great start okay well are you guys excited yeah my time yeah night time daytime I think it’s gonna be at least five more minutes we’re so good at this should we go ahead and introduce

Ourselves yes I know should we okay let’s go through the order that’s on this Garden yeah yeah yeah yeah skills is that me yes okay hello my name is Yuko and hello okay thanks hi my name is cool [Laughter] group two no no no no am I next I can’t read he’s next

Is it wait is it me is it me yeah okay hi yes make a wish oh she fell off the street Alan fell off and ratio don’t let her get him get him um okay I’m a little bit dying that’s fun to do the Minecraft poachy yep yeah getting food killed [Laughter]

So um I’m in the middle of something come back I’m random I’m being chased by death right now so if any of you could lend a hand yeah because I don’t know how to play Minecraft I’m really gonna get him get him [ __ ] him up [ __ ] him up yeah get him

[ __ ] him up baby girl friendship [Laughter] okay guys what should we what should we do first right food uninstall the game that’s right you’re right things let’s slip on some trees yeah yeah you like punching trees you know what I liked I like to climb to the top of these games hold on

What it was going to do oh my God this one’s on the spawn pot I can’t breach maybe eventually oh my god get me out come on Minecraft I’m begging you there we are I’ll collectively my energy okay I’ll leave for three seconds and you’re already doing violence great either attacking us then

Thank you for helping me but that’s not wood you’ve got your I have been shot okay nice sick put you up I’ll [ __ ] you up mate I’m sorry you’re good thank you I feel like we should make a list of things that need getting done because this is just gases take me

That is the only option [Laughter] we can build something there’s a sheep on the right there are there enough sheep too no there’s probably aren’t enough sheets there’s always enough shoes well not until we have iron okay it might die ah I think my PC might be about to kill me [Laughter]

Sick I’m at half a heart things are going well um Um does anybody oh does anybody have any food because I’m about to perish raw beef wow how generous thanks just like how mom used to make how much do you want it Rin give me that [ __ ] beef Mom Dad stop fighting I’ll mess you up mate did my PC lets me

Oh she’s lagging so much take me here from this place I just want it dead please it’s more efficient than living why do you want to why do you want to die there we go nice did you just kill her I thought if everyone is insane yeah I’m gonna grab watermelons um

Somewhere that’s not suspicious at all I found meat on the ground floor meat my favorites what’s they don’t eat from the floor five second rule Junior he’s dirty I guess from Junior’s if Junior’s from the ocean she doesn’t have the five second rule maybe no five second rule what’s the ocean floor [Laughter]

Yeah yeah wow we have so much in common okay okay then do you want to make it um oh this is so slow I remember being significantly raid thank you oh my God what is occurring the lights coming out finally they’ll die in Paris under the [ __ ] nice kill them why

Aren’t they dying Scala shape this is hard why would they do that I can’t play this game yes yes that is my name what are we talking about why am I relevant that’s never a good sign because you weren’t inside of the safe Circle okay outside guys

What the [ __ ] no risk no return no risk no return oh you never get anywhere in business there we go see he’s dead now okay yeah I got skills okay okay cool we have a semi house and watermelon that’s good right sorry sorry you should be sorry

You should be sorry if you touch me I will die if you touch me cool story bro thanks for the lever idiots I’ll put it in the chest it’s anyone’s now you can eat my rice wait I like rotten flesh oh that’s actually accurate oh my my floor meets again she’s back

Wait why are they so hard to get what’s the what’s the difference oh no girls were doomeday okay I’ve decided okay because it’s daytime we should do the things yeah we don’t die yeah I will go get food though okay yeah of course you want to do violence it’s a chicken kill it

It’s okay he can’t hit me if I don’t see what’s going on team will be in the house there’s already a crafting tablet oh wait wait I probably already should be sheep so that we can make beds oh yes I’d zoom in if I knew what the button wants to do that uh

It’s true but oh yeah we also need to find green dye for you please if you kill them with a crit you might get double the lose I think okay there we go look at them so you need to make sure your bar is full and finish them off with it Dark big brain sometimes oh my God’s been punching the chicken yes yeah we’re punching everything right now why wouldn’t you use an ax instead it’s far more efficient ugh you’re right I was gonna squeeze like could you guys make us I made you guys balances the answer yes

I would have swerved this time go go get the chicken wait where am I oh stuck come back okay foil yeah that’s my name yes oh chocolate with chocolate manual labor my favorite nice oh now go DeForest yeah we love the environment this is the three we started

The stream on because I feel like this one has special meaning I feel like we should destroy it because we started there don’t make the same mistakes It’s a sense of mentality put it in the chest but I think it’s gone oh okay yeah for your gave us weapons oh my God their weapons are wood I got cocoa beans what can I do with these that’s what the game said okay let’s go find more sheep it’s for beds

Delicious no it’s allergic to chocolate yeah yes yes I think I’m behind you what’s wrong I love idle Ian oh I’m so hungry please does anyone helpfulness watermelon have any of us started mining yet oh has anyone started mining okay no do you want to do that man right here oh yeah

Excellent work okay here I guess what was I doing again yes yes Minecraft I’m playing Minecraft that’s true just stop being hungry it’s that simple my days of punch look my diet doesn’t consist of cream cheese and rice I’m gonna kick your ass where are you where are you it’s not much wood

[Laughter] where are you bye-bye there you go I’ll give you a boost [Laughter] you can’t excuse me Okay good talk oh no I will great job team that’s what There we go I’m so good at Minecraft good week why are you such a cindered Aaron no I’m just turn this again and I will turn this against you I can do that I’m just a total dick it’s okay it’s my personality um kiss me sometimes you pick X’s I’ll make you

Pickaxe [ __ ] I mean what oh I did nothing wrong I did nothing wrong wow you’re really attacking an innocent huh wow that says a lot about you Junior honestly skill issue wow I’ll accept my death because I’m a real man no fighting children it [ __ ] worked um okay

I’ll just go build my own Minecraft let’s see how you like that one I’m taking the dog come with me tuna see how you like that see how you like that don’t get Punchy [ __ ] or nothing wrong no I I only hurt you why would I hit her

Huh yeah why would you that’s really mean if you do my parents are fighting you know hello I’m ready besides mom has more money which one of us is hold on I’m confused no that that has more money I don’t care about money so you’re saying if I killed

Junior I get her well I think you want to go and kill more little [ __ ] Hey kid you got any food okay um all these beans Let’s see yeah I would give you cook steaks every night okay yeah yeah okay okay bye everything in the chest is cool I need my paint this is how I normally do things you want some string I gave you some string okay bye oh wait oh my okay my

Sword’s still here okay let’s go put two let’s go let’s see are we going mining yeah I to pickaxes if someone wants to go mining or would you like to come with me to go get food or Yuko who wants to what’s that wow so you instantly just decide that

You don’t want to go with me honestly that’s what’s not about you why am I the world guys like in a fight all right wait the watermelon watermelon oh you’re right I also brought watermelon for us so in case we get hungry priority so we back in the mine

Wait can we do that are we gonna get copyright striked if we were dressing really bad they can’t claim us It’s the same song okay I don’t have a fishing rod we all need to we’ll do it why do I get the idea Juno will get addicted to fishing the truth that’s what gave me the idea wait that’s a big cold like you can have it it’s shiny people yes

I don’t know oh cool use it for violence one would assume potato yeah you probably smelt it there oh fine I thought oh wait okay more of your family I mean okay that’s fine not friends remember true yeah okay I have 22 clothes skills I made another furnace because we

Love efficiency noise yes copper goes on here I can’t I can’t I can’t do this oh the sun’s going down come on come on we should be careful because we are about to die death is inevity I have animals and I won’t be sustainable because five of us we we can

Make a farm once we make a house we need coal first of all because we don’t have torches Two okay I’m coming back soon oh shh ah do not go kill him what was that scream for okay cool I’m just sightseeing I’m just watching in the distance as Junior slowly probably parishes why are you watching me no I’m fine okay everybody’s so scary dude where are you oh wow this house is really hard why are you why are you watching me why are you

Looking at what I’m doing oh they look friendly he killed them you can kill them you got this yeah oh he also looks friendly he’s just a little guy it’s his birthday yeah and it’s your death day as well Okay bad idea hey Junior go for it oh [ __ ] oh yeah if I stay here they can’t kill me a third time on the tree I’ve been a secret passage to go to the Mindless they’re Frozen can we make a door so that they can’t come I’m gonna make it yeah there’s plenty of wood oh [ __ ] hello okay bye let’s buy lunch we’re silence terraforming no do we are we building a house

We already have a door we have a door oh that’s something those guys are great yeah just don’t look at them just just come back inside honey hey guys what what indeed the doll’s on the wrong way it’s the I had no choice I had no choice oh my

Computer’s yelling at me my computer does not like Minecraft honestly are your graphics low no it was just installing updates I didn’t tell it to install oh wait do we have man really said uh not yet but I think what you got some cold

Oh it’s in the chest chest oh nice oh we love torches we have we’re humble abode look it up incredibly humble like shockingly yeah it looks kind of funny there we go funny little house it’s like the next daylight or should we have like are we gonna have time

Temporary I don’t know if you have enough stuff yeah yeah we just kind of want to get them just stop it’s going down here huh I lost all my garbage oh my garbage no that was my favorite part about this guy I wonder where it went I wonder why

I lost it I’m gonna find find more cold thanks Building bricks with Minecraft oh my wife is so long okay I’m gonna please yeah I’m gonna light this up for you guys so that it’s zombies don’t spawn in okay guys look at you guys go I can’t do this I can’t do this we are a resource

Gathering where are you I’m fixing the architecture problem that is this entire place listen I ah you can’t do this I can’t do this there we go oh my God there’s so much coal I love cold hi I’m ignoring you I mean what what the [ __ ] of course because it’s happy birthday

They can’t do this anymore No One’s Gonna believe me when I actually say it’s my birthday because my birthday right now and you wouldn’t know we wouldn’t know anybody valid [Laughter] I don’t I can’t believe you’re watching isakai just slowly break apart over the course of one craft

There we are here we go this is breakfast let’s look at Minecraft why do I hate zombies oh because it is everything in your meds oh yeah I should probably remember that one I should probably remember hmm that would be nice remember remember it would also be nice if I could render Minecraft

But um at first I’ll have to try and remember it oh God my PC is trash I’m actually running it off of a baked potato it’s a Minecraft it’s a Minecraft reference I’m really funny you know I’m funny because I told you I am My favorite wait hold up you go no this is right and that’s left oh okay here we go Lord have mercy why are all of my 10 minutes directly directly challenged directionally why is my linguistically challenged oh wait no that’s me [Laughter] we do have food just you’re just really

Picky I’m not accepting candles for the likes of you oh my [ __ ] I made a mistake good night thank you oh what was the key to zoom in I remember I’m up to oh oh yes oh that’s not the name of it I say oh is

It all is it all defined yeah yeah they just put on the base game it’s such a good feature come on Minecraft you can steal it Microsoft owns half the planet you can do that what did you run out of oh wait doesn’t it matter what level we’re

Mining on or something I read that in a book once only for diamonds I think right yeah okay more optimal for some things more optimal it’s like a speed run I guess you could speed run this which one of us is gonna be the first one to speedrun Minecraft um not me wow

I’m lost get lost you where are you poochie no it’s okay I found my way back okay because I need I’m continuing your quest it’s okay well we’re all such good friends oh are you sure I have another one thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

My ears of course you have to I love melon girls ladies this is a workplace this is family bonding what are you talking about I found the description or just a big lake it’s a lot of square Apache the direction you were digging in uh it seems to have led me somewhere

Okay what are we talking about I’m so confused let’s just start our own thing that’s just let’s just make our own house at this rate oh there she goes okay okay oh she’s gone I thought this yeah salmon oh the fish oh I can’t rotated she’s got an entire salmon yeah

Yeah I got one in Target yeah yes sorry I’m really good at Minecraft games go Sh a man ends a man that’s his name hmm we got a mine ah a man and I fell hello I died okay hold up guys so yes I swear two clutches are that’s the exit and I’ll put different wood I wish I had any idea what they were talking about yeah

Yeah sick yeah sick sick sick nasty bro oh I think that’s a witch I think I hear a witch huh oh pumpkins oh I’m jumping down you’re good oh that’s lava here oh that seems fine chemical Plank and that’s it that’s just sad I’m going on an

Adventure I am think you you go Phil cool yeah delicious egg let me tell you were the witches nice oh so you went down I’m gonna come home now there’s like a three coming home she’s coming home Ren is coming home yes oh there’s a torches is that where it is

Yes I think probably she’s coming home oh I’ll make a pickaxe I will come back to you guys in a second okay trying to find something iron for us thank you I trust that love what the [ __ ] am I I’m just listening to The Witches like oh my God Yuko is that you

What [Laughter] oh Doug has appeared I found the witch I found the Witch and then he has a creepers why the hell is everyone wouldn’t you like to know Rin I guess I’ll just eat watermelons on my own okay are you dying oh cool what’s killing you oh wait nice

How are you guys doing we’re kind of dying okay Oh we’re good do you guys need anything I got pickaxes did you bring with you [Laughter] wait how do I get back up let’s go let’s go there’s hearts and dreams I’m stuck in the freaking thing hold on I’m coming up I’m mining upwards don’t mind me I’m okay

What have I done no no I was just saying be careful I’m mining upwards no I’m I’m blocking this path up because that’s it where are you gonna get out oh no foreign [Laughter] but yeah we’re not ready for it oh cool nice okay where’d you know

Um probably can I can I just I’ll just I’ll just I’ll just I’ll just pass it or something um is that how we get back home yes probably do we even have a home anymore oh iron I love it nice hello this place is confusing always just like

Minecraft just like life go down I’m gonna talk about life is like Minecraft and the end of conversation please be patient please [Laughter] Iran it’s our first time Ron look at it no no no for your baby torch don’t dig straight down it’s the first world of Minecraft you Noob I fear nothing [Laughter] God what year is it 2012. what’s this one cardboard wait wait it’s called copper that’s why it’s a copper looking

Thing but it’s gross I I think it must be smelled down there what you doing you’re good I’m gaming as always classic yeah are you going blind actually do you have vision problems you didn’t tell us about fishing problems what happened what happened wait do you mean in the game or in real

Life I’m getting confused now oh no that’s somehow worse I don’t worry I’ll probably live probably it probably just disappears we can just assume she’s been like destroyed he’s connected possibly okay it’s okay over there did you find the green dye Oh My Sweet Child

Wait no I can be really smart I’m the most intelligent yes life form I can use okay the word to do the the Mind CR the thing that’s on the the game oh my God poachy check the [ __ ] out yes yeah I’m preceding you homegrown look at that

Where where are you for you okay yes [Laughter] nice glad we had this talk okay I have an ax is not to be eaten but you just go up now oh oh okay what are you ladies doing I’m struggling to communicate wait am I stuck in here no no bye Jenna oh hi

Hi Hello does anyone have the thing that gets rid of cobwebs that I forgot what it is okay let’s get rid of every single one of them because I don’t like them can we just keep them now just because the rent says Rin doesn’t like it we’ll

Fill up the house in Atlanta I feel so honored and valued as a member of the Minecraft team oh never mind I’m distracted you could look away imagine we get lost yes I’m in danger I’m downstairs I okay I dug straight down we’re gonna we’re following Rin we’re following your

Friends okay no the worst enemy that’s the final boss in Minecraft oh go to your 11 the windows 11. oh there’s another one and go like sticky keys in the search query and then you’re only using Windows 11. is that why I’m cool is that where I’m messing up um [Laughter] shiny thing

What happens I don’t know where are we going oh I found gold and it’s mine now and also bread that’s slightly more important No no it’s in a chest I think if everyone’s talking about bread nice I would hope so I hope there was in a block that you can mine that just gives you bread bread block foreign just start tolerating the gluten idiot no no hello no oh there’s a chest I’m

Gonna ignore all the danger this is empty someone grabbed it I found a name tag it’s very sick my chicken yes I found another name tag I’m really good at Minecraft actually no skill issues here what friends winning yes I’m winning son I’m winning son let’s see I haven’t seen

You in like a hot minute I forgot you existed yo what the [ __ ] is this what it’s a square it’s Minecraft poetry get used to it what it’s like a it’s like a square but large but I can’t handle this new information whatever Circle them never mind I’m kidding hey guys have you

Ever seen that video oh I’m making a circle in Minecraft yeah terrible don’t I don’t want to think about such possibilities that’s terrifying like he explodes when he makes a circle he dies it’s illegal I guess I would explode too yeah just the silence after that there’s nothing in there I’ve been already

Looted it then take it the red already looted oh where did you even come from thank you this is chaos what are we even doing it’s great not a diamond but like a a singular diamond oh my God you did the thing in a chest oh my God Pochi you are the Minecraft

What’s in your hand you uh by the way guys there’s a there’s a spawner I found a spawner somewhere I don’t know what’s the Splinter of oh there was there was also some other things okay okay I will come back soon here okay here over there okay

Here I have like two stacks of coal this is good we eating where is it we’re gonna eat the cold oh never mind then I just assumed it was so many spiders Yeah don’t defend the consideration of the Mind but it’s very dark and I’m very sad and lonely wait wait did you are you out of the game right now eh who yeah where were you I’m trying I’m trying to locate the dog okay okay okay Pochi how the

Hell did you get over here actually right here oh oh where where am I yeah there’s more stuff yeah that’s where I found I found the singular diamond oh [ __ ] I’m stuck I got you don’t worry oh no the chest I looted and it was Perfectly good coffee gaming we got plenty of chests now what’s the game yeah oh hello where am I this is nowhere help I can’t start with Minecraft you can drown ing tuna drowning in Minecraft police called almost killed what almost killed top 10 things you show you

Shouldn’t do at 3am top three top ten fortnite YouTubers who’ve sworn it’s important to have hobbies unagi okay bye [Laughter] now when do we get to start making Minecraft like clickbait videos when do we start making a Minecraft High School role what is your title not clickbait it should be to be fair

I just want to make the dumbest Minecraft imaginable I forgot this is my title place on a title um it no don’t it’s perfect she’s perfect the way she is for you it’s okay you changed it now I’d be sad Single file line no running there’s room for all of us can we leave Ren behind Okay yeah no no a skeleton behind yes yes you know what I second this I don’t even want to be friends with you anymore yeah too bad you’re stuck with us I apologize I was collecting rails

I’ll say sorry to party she said what the [ __ ] bro this is a circle yeah and that rolled for me oh my God wait it’s here okay wait wait no no no no no no I’m falling guys I know they say never dig straight down what if we just dig straight up

We’ve got our hit like the surface eventually come with me actually you can’t goodbye Rin goodbye huh okay I’ll go collect my rails then I apologize I was collecting rails I you I I’m sorry is that what you’re going to say are we digging up what’s happening okay let’s dig up then um

The quick way dying is the Quick Way Out and in the game too okay [Laughter] climb my child just go up stop being lost idiot just go up where do we want to go up you keep going up we’ll find the house okay flea want to come up with me yes

Come here you mind next to me oh I don’t have an up buddy I’m so close oh my God I I see the light but it’s still nighttime for some reason it’s always night time why have you exited I lost connection Literally right over there look look our home is over there wait where over here yes skills okay now try not to die I’m gonna kill the Sheep at least that’s a small cave why yeah did you die no no I’m safe okay or the others yeah oh and maybe yeah maybe honestly stuff

Oh what was that cobblestone and the diamond is smart I’m very proud of you because it Keepsake unless you’re really happy oh wait wait I can make some I can make something for you I can make something for you hold on please don’t make a

Shovel with it no no no please do not make a shovel I swear to everything that it’s holy no no no I didn’t know I can do something in a second World freedom and freedom beckons okay I hope I’m not in the middle of a lake over here hold on

Okay wait give me the diamond real quick I’m starving someone give me food recipes that starts I’m nearly here boys yeah yeah and I’m so excited for my return thank you and then oh wait I didn’t have a song building bricks with Minecraft I’m free down the poor decision

Oh my God my favorite a single diamond yeah what where the hell is house okay they’re the hell is house wouldn’t you like to know uh yeah it’s good enough let’s see here we go yes I’m here where are you I’m here hi yours explosives and then you cross

Here we go you go oh [ __ ] thank you hey we got some nice boots boats wait did you guys bring any iron framed did you guys did anyone else bring any iron did not oh God oh God I got copper yeah okay okay we have guys how how we take Minecart

Out of box Cut Minecraft um you have to destroy the but the box in the minecart why do I suddenly have shoes wait put it down put it down do you need a rail oh what a coincidence I just so happen to have some of those you’re welcome okay

How do you make a bed and planks of wood if it goes into the depth wait wait do we need like do we need an ax on are you sure you can do it I don’t know how to make a bed I feel like you should be able to how do

You place it there’s a lot of things you feel like you should be able to in Minecraft that you just can’t what so we can never she’s trapped Gina the accent wasn’t your fault how kids what get out of my head there’s no more that can be more rail if you need that

Two more oh okay okay the cart I’ll get it let’s go hunting yeah hold on let me make let me make sure let’s go I’m bouncing I’m leaving this with uh a few like 500 I think yeah I did it oh I’m here come here okay Let’s go wait what’s the button to open doors again um it should be right click right click how did I forget that that’s incredible oh yeah don’t worry about it this is mine okay did you guys see that a Minecart just like fall down I don’t know where it’s

Gone now where did it go oh my God no wait no no there was two what like one just like slowly fell oh I see guys look we don’t need Minecart rails we made a train nice I am disappointed that we can’t separate them okay see if we get more wood could

Be able to build a natural base yeah I think it picked it up oh yeah yeah there’s something stuck in you no no she looks fine I have no idea what you’re talking about it’ll be oh yeah okay yeah should we do wood first it’s the lesson on sibling of rock and roll

Wouldn’t roll get out get out okay I’ll leave the supper then goodbye applicable oh wait wait wait sorry don’t worry no be worried it’s funnier that way awesome huh you’ll hear something What the [ __ ] oh there we go hello all we have is cards with chests can you remove my wait we should have looked this up sooner I think maybe we should have done that hmm it’s just maybe if we slide them into each other at 50 miles per hour they’ll Break um

It says you might oh there they go away you guys are being productive we’re just playing with me let’s make a train set honestly we’ve got the rails choo choo Chow Chow I do you didn’t notice isn’t that quite a science oh let’s do Forester smiley face emoji

Friend what the [ __ ] as long as you’re replanted I think it’s okay that goes against the spirit of deforestation though kind of like the animals that were supposed to be roaming in this beautiful almost well he also meant to stay in the ocean but Junior’s here so

They’ll all be fine they can just relocate it can we have like a counter how much Rin talks about me without me even prompting it I’m never speaking to you again I didn’t even speak I didn’t we didn’t we weren’t even talking you just brought

Me up because it was a funny joke Jonah yeah funny joke a funny joke there’s a joke in it just a little bit of heat it’s a tidbit I was just jesting my brothers I was just jesting it was ingest [ __ ] Injustice L plus ratio guys Rin thought I was lying the other

Day I can’t believe it and then I [ __ ] do you always hear something yeah I can smelt my coffee maybe I’m in the bamboo first if you’d like to join me coaching where are you hi bamboozled no no I like the noise in this if we make a proper house what are we actually gonna make it out of does anyone have a Minecraft building

Book because if I if because if I might have to go and find mine do you need a book it’s got to be around here somewhere a book A book I’m not joking I don’t like IRL yeah you’re a real book yes Rin is one of the cool kids I’m a real

Gamer you’re all just fake gamer girls wait did any of you guys have those Book Fairs at school oh you guys can read you know what I’m talking about right those like Book Fairs like and it was like books there’s also toys yeah let’s make a form of watermelons from watermelons watermelon

Half my personality is just my accent I’m learning yeah yeah It’s Swedish I’m an intellectual do we have an organization for this Farm you lost me an organization just told like the uh all of the flat on this level okay Well uh manual labor and start the foundation of the actual decent house that we’re living here in the jungle we’re living in the jungle yeah it sounds like I’m a celeb audio again audio jungle audio jungle jungle okay I dig what why is it so oh yeah you guys know

How to grow watermelons right yes you just blend them right the guy’s in the ground in it you have to make sure there’s um like space so like you would hold on how do I [ __ ] absurd that’s good just plant carrots so okay we have no carrots

You would do it like put a space in between because the the like ah what if one goes do you know how to grow watermelons no no no no no no no no no no you have to yeah it’s like a Vine that comes out here and

Then the watermelon will grow like here like this you have to put space guys we’re spongy where is he she’s over there wait no that’s cats oh there you are the Deep sauce it’s a dog do you do that with the dog I don’t think we need to terrify this

Place is slightly enough I think slightly slightly only slightly mostly enough I’ve done my part so wait we have to we can have two Farms because like we were doing it all the way over there okay so no it’s okay for example uh I have some dorkies

Oh my God I think we have to wait I’ll put some torches down so you can see the pants and also so you don’t die Speed Run yes yes thank you I’m gonna go look for one watermelon okay I’ll be back I’ll be back

We did it so guys we did it we might what a melon watermelon mostly watermelons already so I can get my potato farm and we’re gonna live up can you die of watermelon toys oh of course why would you die would you die of watermelon poisoning come on too much watermelon cause of

Death they’re gonna write that on my death certificate there’s never enough watermelon you can die of too much watermelon you could probably die of too much watermelon if you eat too many bananas you can die and cherries and cherries and some other stuff don’t worry about it wait what did you say

Did you say nothing hold on cherries aren’t in this game is are you is that what you said I can’t remember who said it anymore I’m so confused are there clovers in the game actually I have no idea no no that sucks well that’s a shame let’s move on fortnite

That’s cool thank you me [ __ ] off [ __ ] wrong skeleton there we go and skeletons I’m going back home okay good for you have fun with that um it’s an egly Wiggly boy that’s what we call them over in England in England yeah even England and little Wiggly bigly boy I ran in London

And iggly Wiggly eight-legged man hey how do you play this um oh you plant it on a tree bark on a jungle tree it’s a little serious case of poetry oh you can look cookies with it but I think that’s all oh my God we like cookies

Here you don’t like cookies with the cocoa beans yes it all makes perfect sense now why the [ __ ] did they kill her cow I think I saw some cows I have pumpkin seeds how do I grow a pumpkin oh you guys wanted cows but like the

Milk yes yeah please don’t kill them you killed all those in your Junior no I see okay anyways why does this place are you dying wait why did you guys do this instead of making oh my God what are we doing this is a train oh no

I don’t even know what we’re reacting to I just feel like something’s probably gone wrong almost sounds distressed she always sounds like that it’s okay see she always says what the [ __ ] it’s normal she’s normal oh no wait is the audio weird let’s see she’s really enjoying this tree

Are you hungry what do you need food just me and the girls oh she okay just me and the girls who carries me and the girls I’m gonna fix this what the [ __ ] what is this sorry I’ve got some Millions she’s good okay oh I love sticky keys I wasn’t bullying

Anyone it’s okay no no I’m just gonna like put it I’m really enjoying this tree I’m gonna put an actual wall why does it oh my God what do you mean this is a perfect one no No nice wall Yuko you did it no I assume it was you it’s called modern architecture Junior you’re gonna have to get used to it no yeah no no not in this household numb it’s art actually and you’re just you’re just too poor to understand it exactly this is a Cinderella Story [Laughter]

Now you won’t understand you don’t touch my wife sing it fight fight fight fight this is too fancy you go find out about actual fences yeah you can jump over it I don’t think yes look it’s annoying I’ll help you tonight you’re trapped forever let’s go while I

Do it okay I’m skeletons can still shoot you over it though so LOL but it looks nicer this way I shall help destroy I’m glad the ascetic is nice while we all die I keep pressing e to open doors I don’t know what that is oh my God

No I have nothing to help with Jesus what what is this oh hello We need beds ladies we need beds oh [ __ ] here come the boys I still need one more Bowl I still need one more wool though oh our beautiful house that will protect us from the dangers of the night we got Birds oh my God it’s that thing from Twitter whoa

I’ll be safe here under my roof [ __ ] accelerate the build ladies yes build skills we’ll be safe in here let’s just go to Skylight get out of here why are they only attacking you guys they’re just haters they’re just they’re just little haters it’s safe now we need torches and then

We need a lot of things there we go um it’s like a fence but slightly fancier you can just forget that’s so helpful add like a wooden fence oh hello again you oh careful we gotta kill him okay Safe House good we are mostly not okay do we still need that the frame

Rate dies but I’m okay correct time sweat hmm oh they open together wait wait wait wait let’s make a flat plane instead of it going open oh God no because no no if we want to make a flat plane then we have nice we have to like get rid of the all the

If you want to make a flat plane that’s a little bit let’s make this Square okay yeah let’s make it a square please We’re just having a fight over design philosophies more than anything else why is my wall why does everyone hit my wall the wall has scale issues no it’s not yeah well soon [ __ ] we live in a society I’m while we’re at it I’m right you can tweet longer about

My PC how can it not run Minecraft this is depressing it’s depressed to me Yeah oh look just look at all the pigs over there look at all the pigs over there look look look let’s go [ __ ] them that’s like that’s like two generations of things don’t get all of them we’re killing all of them wait wait let’s make fences we

Can bring them they’re closing them we have no carrots we have no carrots yeah no carrots imagine having to do work in Minecraft sad imagine having to work full stops that Slay Slay okay we can make beds now how many beds I refuse to sleep for a minute

That’s not green I no you will sleep in this bed do you remember what happened with the greens eyes do you remember it might eat you just a little bit before just a Teensy tiny all right I hope he has a good nibble of mine greenless bed body

Greenless bad body you’ll love to see it greenless red body you know what sure it’s okay English doesn’t mean anything okay car beans I’m mining watermelon this is good oh wait is this a spoon boy it is skills right I was ah BC please does that sound okay every time I go

Through it’s all on my face he just wants to die and I’m not okay and my life is yeah okay who else hold on what am I doing I got corporate Ingot ah yes huh what the hell do I do with this what smells like abused total Communication Breakdown I had an ax

I’m peace now Um I don’t think I made the right kind of oh wait hold on I know it’s you but I’m not enough okay oh nice nice Igloo putzy um as a Club Penguin fan I can tell you that that’s not quite it Sis look at this it’s a skill issue bye wow wow

Oh my God Minecraft it’s real and it can hurt me yeah I’m gonna smoke to the restroom girls okay we haven’t built one of those yet I run out of oh good luck idiot what the [ __ ] I’m so annoying it’s my only character trait that’s Prince bird

No you put it outside didn’t you no it’s inside unfortunately oh tragically myself inside of the fence oh hello there oh oh they’re back oh oh um the pillagers are back so stay in the house oh wait you can open doors I think yeah we’re a little bit [ __ ] oh

Sorry that’s what they sound like oh Do we like what kind of glass do we like glass what kind of glass do we like flat glass or block glass what’s up uh oh written is in the finished corner jokes on you I need my privacy I need my beauty sleep Baby sleep honestly Reviving Point established okay I’m gonna risk my life just to set down this last piece of milk that I want to put down Al you think you’re so clever Junior but this is protecting me from the pillages so actually it’s gonna watch you I’ll finish the fence okay so we’re

Trapped in here yeah breaking news we’re trapped in here that’s good where are you hello there’s funny guys outside you don’t see me I’m back welcome back we’re trapped welcome back you’re trapped did you have a good pee I I mean it’s like I’m looking in the zoo okay

You think I’m trapped in here but actually you’re all trapped in a world outside with them what does that say [Laughter] it says um zoo exhibit I’m gonna mess you up I’m gonna mess you all up thanks for all the items over here Yeah oh my God it’s a fishy I can’t drown not attacking oh what the [ __ ] no well I’m safe here [Laughter] Who’s sipping oh me I got um I got a drink called Bean that sounds binky binky okay all this stuff is transferred to well almost all this stuff is strange we’ve got our own subplot going on over here Plumbing it’s not oh wow infinite Cobble machine just like in the Sky Block s

What do we do [Laughter] not good I’m gonna blood in you I’m gonna bludgeon you get bludgeoned idiot ICS part of this what be power to this you’re a coward and a fraud ible oh man oh [ __ ] I’m gonna die joke’s on you lies at my respawn point oh

And I don’t have any tools this time um just actually trapped in here Why you hit me oh my God okay I guess I’m here now hi Junior how’s it going you want to come back out hi Angie you’re like no talk to me look at me look at me come squat down this is my sand okay Squat and like turn around

Bye yeah I can’t get out I can’t get out help me I’m pretty good so this is our Lord are you gonna are you are you gonna repent no okay you can stay over there okay what the [ __ ] bye thank you buy it [Laughter] fell oh it’s so deep I don’t know [Applause]

The waiting no it’s like uh yeah Serena’s gonna fall through here let’s wait what the [ __ ] that’s so funny we’re just waiting for Ren did she die oh and I’m traveling again water room yeah watermelon for my water room thank you yeah there you go I can give you golden apple look like

Red I can give this to you that was mine you prick no it was mine no I found it I found myself that was mine one more Apple here in the chest three and there might be stuff that was yours cool Maureen’s small point is literally right

Here good luck with that you can try I can watch I can watch tuna you can become my friends that’s what you can do good night [Laughter] oh foreign [Laughter] sometimes you need to compromise like later we won’t compromise at a later date I shall look for green dive while you guys

Oh my God we can’t sleep if you don’t sleep Fine Again I forgot I was holding forward oh my god it worked I’m a winner how the [ __ ] do you find Green Day you don’t that’s a neat bit cacti okay dessert let’s go what the [ __ ] I’m gonna go find the desert

Is this tuna I hate it here I hate it here oh she’s going down I hate you we have to find my job okay I can’t believe this I’m being bullied like fox answers and maybe okay what’s she smell yeah I’m sniffing sniffing I’m escaping through the tunnel system

I see a lot of water in less sand but uh I don’t trust that I have to escape hold on I’m getting distracted at least we got yellow dye now yeah yeah I’m getting the uh dye wait where’s green dye pacti where am I free that’s the answer the

Desert bye loses we’re gonna go so far we’re gonna get lost we should probably come with everybody I don’t like the idea of sporting place this soon because we’re gonna get lost yeah a shining all right hold on this is what happens when I set up oh

Hey you go we got a blue guy oh this is mine now I’m gonna live a new life yeah oh my God I’m out boys as well yeah only the squid understand me I don’t know maybe oh God oh man wait wait will we be able to find a desert numbness everywhere in his whole life should we find out there’s so many sheep here we missed those yeah huh wait I need a weapon IO you need a weapon If You’re gonna laugh oh God

Sorry obviously I can’t do this yeah wow I can’t do this in my frame rate can’t do this yeah no we won’t be able to find it wait can you get green dive from algae algae no I’m going no hold block I’m a chick please mine okay I don’t like this

Can you come with me I don’t see you you’re green like your ears come check the water freedom is in my room it’s very deep okay complete Juno what are you doing this time I don’t trust you will you live wait no actually maybe don’t [Laughter] thank you Freedom push who’s giving birth who what when why why yes oh this might be fun oh this might be bad yeah it’s for us we’re fine you didn’t have to kill to kill him yeah okay now now try to get outrun hold on okay the F stands for fear

No the F stands for paying respects oh that’s because that’s how words work thank you video games I’ll always love you lame I hope we find Cactus it’s a boy dude if we get if we I swear to God it’ll be fine pink sheep before we find cacti I will cry

I’m already crying how are you doing no I sure am oh I see I always for you you go you go you go yeah I’m taking what I can get idiot oh my God she’s escaping where is she going bye Lucas wait which one of us is ready On your bed let’s see what color do you want [Laughter] uh such bonding am I right yeah oh you got good okay girls oh this is actually quite scary is it time is it 1 30 already it is you’re right oh my God what the heck good

I’m living a new life among the foliage why is someone sleeping next to me you didn’t need contacts okay the beds were the beds are going yeah I am America actually this is the um the French flag um ketchup mayonnaise and water who the [ __ ] are we talking about down below

Of this community are you girls streaming after this I’m not I had a big day I’m very tired exactly it’s gonna be too late for me to shoot your humans out really loudly but I’ll still be on the server I won’t I won’t be assuming a friend I don’t know maybe offline maybe I’ll I need I need to take like a fan nap and then maybe I’ll come back okay okay that’s good um I’m gonna end this this stream I’m Gonna Leave a call and then I’m gonna continue streaming but like yeah I’m

Gonna talk to the boobs all right okay and I’m going to close stream immediately without saying anything because goodbye I’m really good at my job it’s okay how do I leave the Discord call bye for your help I don’t know how to use Discord and then that was one everyone else just left

Oh I’m so good at my job uh you know what maybe I’ll just never play Minecraft again I’m allowed to never play Minecraft again is Junior still there let me check with Junior I’m free the solution was just to destroy my bed hold on how do I I lived [ __ ]

And then I just leave the server oh I’m so [ __ ] good at Minecraft ah well then that’s gonna be the end of that they had a big day at Ikea and I’m a little I’m a sleeper beeper they laughed so hard I cried [Laughter] that’s going in make lip compilation if

I had one oh no oh God what was that I would like to apologize now because I couldn’t earlier because my PC is literally a baked potato it’s not it’s an unbaked potato it’s a regular potato I hate it yeah oh no I don’t know how much like how

Frequently I’m gonna play Minecraft because of well we like to call a performance issue and also because of the chronic bullying that happens in this server I didn’t do anything to bring that on definitely not oh no but we’ll see we’ll just see how it goes

We’ll do a little funny a little bit of a little bit of the the thing that it says on the side and the sign is the screen oh no oh goodness gracious that was a complete mess but like in a fun way haha ah well then

I think everyone else is still gonna be playing oh sorry I wasn’t listening earlier I’m a great person let me check who is streaming next or God my PC is liking to hell PC funds yeah I need them I’m just a little guy it’s my birthday let me live okay

I’m gonna redirect into the ghost or The Ghost and I’m gonna redirect into heebie-jeebies stream because he’s the only one who didn’t try and bully me okay well that was an experience definitely have fun you love to see it if you like Minecraft that’s fun if you

Don’t like Minecraft I’m not I’m gonna stop playing it now so that’s fun tomorrow we have is at Sudan and I’m gonna talk about sharks so if you’re here for that you’re here for that maybe if you’re not then I hate you not clickbait come back next time for my epic

Minecraft let’s play thanks for watching Remember to like comment subscribe following me on Twitter follow me on Facebook they say because I’m pressing the buttons and it’s just not doing anything uh remember to a ring Thank you