Who’s Your DADDY In Minecraft?!

This is hoosier daddy in minecraft these babies tried to destroy themselves in hilarious ways and it’s the dad’s job to protect the baby players from themselves for team dad losing let’s see how much trouble these babies get into so we’re the babies and we’re going to find out

Daddy is here oh i always wanted to know what my daddy was sweating oh okay all right let’s anticipate that but okay sure all right [Applause] oh what is it little laughs [Laughter] oh [Applause] so we got these health parts what are we supposed to do so we gotta get rid of

Them okay so the way that we can get rid of it okay dude this uh got a plunger and yeah yeah wait oh it worked hit it again yeah i got it got it gotta get it again okay i got better ideas [Applause] wait a minute i’m gonna go in here what are you doing in the washer i don’t know but before you hit the button [Applause] Come on You’re bad dad you’re a bad All kinds of candy all the candy i’m gonna need you to be a better dad than uh zane was yeah he let the other babies the you know ghosts so i i think i got him out of the control daddy’s workout bad dad you know what’s going on

See we got all of these snacks out for you so you can stay here and be happy and healthy and we got tvs you can watch cartoons and we’ll watch it don’t don’t don’t juice your hands that means i think i’m gonna say let’s go Oh Yeah let’s see what’s upstairs where where’d they go where’d they go oh upstairs oh okay oh there’s that one there’s a potion room No no it’s a healing potion don’t don’t take that one don’t think oh okay okay we gotta get your meter down somehow um i can’t read as a baby a growth potion what does this do a potion i’m a big baby i got an idea too what stomp on me

All right that’s it misty you’re going in timeout there you are no giant stomping for you yeah don’t stop on your brother like that okay i gotta go to the potty party no no you’ve already gone to the potty enough today no no no i’m sitting down okay if she’s being a good

Girl okay i’ll give you your privacy yeah it’s okay just let us know what you’ve done wait wait that’s not like oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no here’s why do you stop her you know what

That’s all about yeah but i don’t try to be good i have to let her take a swirly in the bathroom okay i was trying to be a good dad to give her privacy when she needed it who’s the banda now you’re the bandit now oh come on this way this way

Okay where are we going where we go we’re working oh oh another way wait a minute down one there’s somebody for this amount of responsibility yeah baby come on come on come on come over here yeah yeah yeah i’m getting the carpet in the back there we go [Applause]

Oh he’s got some bees no no not the beer look at the beef oh ow i’m allergic to the beef oh no i’m gonna go stop playing with the beast okay got you away from the bees now we’re gonna go back inside oh oh you oh you’re a chunky boy uh i

Ain’t too much pizza and i got a tubby oh you’re eating bad food oh he doesn’t look so good hey you know what i’m hungry too i’m gonna find ooh i bet you there’s some good stuff here oh look at iphone i found soap a blender

Oh you found this sounds good yeah let me try this i think it’s time to take a nap Now you’re safe and sound back in your pen all right all right kiddos you’ve had your fun but it’s time to seal you all up i saw what works well in this and i’m ready to take you all down so i’m going to get you in here come on nowhere

I don’t know i already have this guy eat your blanket no don’t eat your blanket Oh that that that cannot be healthy ah hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait come back you know what i you’re fine i don’t need no tricks i’m big you’re small i’m strong you’re weak i can get you scattered Well that keeps to the track of one now we just gotta take down two more hey get back here get back here hey open this door douglady look at that oh hey you open the door yes you did but it’s my stick down hey hey what are you doing though just

Kind of fun do it again you give me that stick you give me that sec do it again do it again stop hitting say oh no no no no no we’re trying to win We’re even fine that we’re outside wait no no no no no no no wait hey where’d you get that balloon from hey hey come back come back oh oh i got you i got you i’ll catch you don’t worry i’ll catch you i’ll catch you i just gotta i just gotta

Catch you she’s gonna get you oh don’t fall don’t fall don’t fall and stop eating the snacks in there but they’re so good no no no no no no you should try the soapy and i would if i could [Applause] we’re in this together give me a huge

Oh no oh no they’re dropping stuff okay um oh a blender let me put my hand down how about how are we going how are we gonna control both of them i don’t know why do we have to you said if you’re sticking out i’m going to do some science yes inside

I think i saw this over here There we go all right well plug we need to put the wall plugs in the wall plugs in they’re not they’re not dumb i mean i never said i was oh no it didn’t work all right how about you take care of zayn i’ll get pierced all right No pierce is struggling he’s not eating his bottle like a good little boy just give me a ball at least dave’s alive you know i did my end of the bargain I don’t even want to be on your team all right babies time to see how a real baby does it oh my goodness you gotta put this there there we go oh i ran out no our babies yeah why did you want us to be here in the bathroom because i needed

To plug up all the plugs uh nothing don’t worry about it uh you guys stay here and be safe okay All right let’s see uh i gotta i gotta grab some stuff just in case i get some water a knife i’m grabbing that i gotta baby proof this house a little bit more wait what’s going on there oh Come on guys we’re out of here got it got it got it got it gotta get it okay put sponge down okay gotta go through see I like water hold on hold on stop it no no no come on candy okay guys teach you a nice bedtime story okay once upon a time i don’t want a dumb story i want science you shut up baby all right look i got this what yeah i said it what happened okay

All right you guys what are you guys doing get out of here be What you got there a bottle oh okay that’s fine that’s more really funny that’s also a knife i want the knife i want to do science no i’m getting out of here oh keep you guys nice oh i know what to do with this wait what do you got more fire [Applause] Now guess what i got baby what a knife this way this way this way we’re gonna go up here because i saw this uh huh oh Where’d you go Go say go i’m going i’m going i don’t know you think you’re so smart oh guess what i already blocked all the electrical outlets i hid all of the sharp things i’ve got the i’ve got the swaddles there’s no way you guys can beat me but i’m going up here kid yeah

Yeah look look clock cluck bye [Applause] superhero library no no no no what are we doing where are we going we going to go through here Um i want to play I have no idea how to ride a horse you all need to calm down i’m going to be a good dad make sure all of you are just fine trampoline time out little legs stop oh i like fire fire’s got a lot of science on it hey pierce come over here

Putting the fire out all right everyone don’t worry oh there’s too much fire in the water okay [Applause] we’ve already lost pierce [Laughter] i’m outside outside outside it’s fine you’re not in a car that’s good You got this does it i have had it with these naughty children oh he’s mad you’re mad hey do you know you’re mad uh yes i’m mad because you’re all being bad babies you’re being a bad i just want to have a good nice day with

The gold in my vault speaking of which oh my baby’s doing oh that’s a good gold i’m gonna go in the lava so you lose what no no no no no no wait there’s a lot of way found something yes all right okay right there no i’m just

Chopping some wood you know minding my own business oh okay you know as long as you don’t get near the lava that’s a good baby that’s a good baby ride baby i’m being a very good baby what are you doing with that would you chop where are you going

I’ll go i’m out that’s too tall for you you’ve got little legs no i don’t they’re big legs they’re your baby legs treat me like a baby you are a baby your baby your mustache baby no yeah you got a small mustache like this i am your father and you will get down

Right this instant you know what maybe you’re right maybe maybe you are my dad maybe maybe i need to listen to you more maybe it’s just me that’s a that’s a good baby now why don’t you just jump down and we’ll we’ll have uh together or something [Applause] yeah i mean we’re babies we don’t have any responsibility in this i call horse no my horsey