Oh my word i can’t believe that i’m stuck coming out to this little yoga town out in the middle of nowhere what was it cauldron candace cassidy no no those are ex-girlfriends no anyways um hello sir sir do you happen i’m looking for a monster huh Why please i don’t think that he can talk to me oh my word is there anybody in this town who can construct full solid sentences it was like dave said the last time that i saw them there was zero nobody here nobody just finding anybody who can actually say something out loud Oh oh this is good big burning fire that’s a good sign hello that it’s your doom day holy it’s a hydra that is that is an impressive sight to say the least hello hello the enjoying the show indeed was that a hydra that you just killed Oh yeah a castle sunday training for me though i’m not sure if it’s sunday i think you’re the exact person that i’m looking for hold on Oh no the plague doctors have found their way here too yeah they are everywhere so um yes oh my word don’t mind that that was ruthless i like it they have been they have been spreading blake here so don’t don’t mind me taking care of it Here let me just finish it off for you yeah ah stupid rats all right now that that’s taken care of um yeah you what who are you what’s your name uh i am the witcher of mark clark a nipty by my name some call me that richa Due to my origin the dretcher yes really you um you don’t appear to be human no no and before you think no no no no i’m not a couple and before i tell you what i am don’t worry i’m not going to eat your screaming burritos you call babies i’m a dragon Of salts screaming burritos oh and you’re a dra okay um i won’t ask questions about your lineage are you by any chance um a monster hunter well a witcher is always a monster hunter if you pay the coin consider it done well i’ll toss a coin to uh to you then Ah tossing according to a good creature there yes what do you need from me i am here in search of information first information second maybe additional help past that i’m here because i need information about a vampire a vampire yes any uh any particular vampire well There are two of them two of them two yes there’s um my main concern is uh i’m not even convinced that she is a vampire but her name is countess tevla gray sevilla and the other one i wasn’t convinced that she was a vampire but she she started to say some things and Then she she she came around with kieran dave well dave is absolutely familiar name to me but i didn’t know they would be a vampire this will be a big issue to me as i have been doing a lot of trade with them let’s have a look the name does ring a bell Maybe i have read it into archives uh we should go and take a little candle uh follow me so what’s the name of this town uh mark clark more clark uh yes uh this used to be a really hazardous land full of dragons me myself not included but the days Have long passed ever since i killed the mother of my children uh adopted sylvan i mean mother of your adopted okay well at least you haven’t my word that is one heck of a statue oh yes uh it was uh risen in memory of the fact that mark clark was once Riddled with uh dragons that’s actually the skeleton of the mother of my children i was saying it was a bit tacky but the villagers just wanted that uh so yes it’s most certainly a um it’s intimidating i would hope that it keeps other dragons away oh yes and this area has been uh Safe ever since we got rid of the larger dragon who had been uh destroying the land basically uh the times have changed here this used to be a really dangerous place uh until i i took care of things what was that sound oh that that must have um that must have been my Trusty steed flaps the second um wow um it’s a bird weapon don’t worry they don’t eat flesh they are the rather tame a very large bird oh yes and a really beautiful uh really beautiful um specimen i was so proud of finding them when people talk about having a steed i expect a Horse you ride this thing oh yes uh it’s actually rather pleasant right the feathers are really comfy to sit on i must tell you like i i actually uh usually when flaps sets the feathers i use them for my pillows really soft yeah you’re a dragon all right holy well Oh and if i see anything missing here no no no no i have my own okay i won’t do anything making sure dragon’s den is usually a sacred place so let’s see this is the archive of uh previous switchers and here we might find something on this tablet you have been wondering about Okay so let’s see here countess okay there is some information here and it says on this point that uh there has been rumors of a vampire no one has actually seen her except some crazy fork called the stripes three names come up there there is several mentions of strife family but Three names are coming up a lot uh willowby wilfred and wilbur willoughby wilfred and wilbur yes how long ago like how long is like how long ago since since since these things were recorded the first ones are not mentioning the first names of the stripes but It seems like it’s some sort of a family curse or just mad rambling because no witcher has seen this countestabla you are talking about why are you actually um looking for them like i i understand there is issues but my name is william strife oh a strife oh yes that Explains um tevla was bringing up uh willoughby wilfred and wilbur wilbur is actually the most recent strife in that list uh he was my great grandfather um he established strife industries more than a hundred years ago um hmm this all but confirms it i had heard the stories from From my family that there was there was six points our fascination with garlic probably explains why she wasn’t able to bite me wait wait wait wait bite well i may i yeah may i check on you like show me your neck a little bit there we go um oh those are fan marks All right but You haven’t been really sucked on you seem to have uh still your blood some sort of um there was something in my family about there was a fascination with garlic in my family i never understood it as a child i don’t know i i could swear that she Tried to bite me at some point i thought i felt like someone tried to lick the back of my neck almost and then she started talking about a bizarre taste i i had a sudden extreme craving for garlic and i started to munch it down raw so that would make sense because apparently This drive family has been working with the vampire hunters before trying to locate this tevula regardless of what’s happened she’s a problem of mine now and her involvement with dave has definitely raised additional suspicion that she’s an absolute threat so um i am going to need to figure out How to at least defend myself if not more hmm well i are you for hire well you know i am always for hire for coin pay me well oh yes i i think with such quantities i’m available for your service all right then sounds perfect i will Uh teach you a bit uh just wait for a moment um okay i got it there we go oh oh my now please do not share anything here to uh other people this is a bit creamy looking i know i know don’t judge me it’s just the process Of turning someone into a hunter it’s bloody and it’s painful and after that you most likely wonder want to get stabbed with a needle again at least you will be protected against vampires so there is a plus side this at least i get to skip one of the stages oh yes Yes you don’t need to worry about this don’t worry so comfortable here we have the whole setup we have the study table we have cauldron if you want to mix your own stuff on the forge to make your tools on the potion table i see the hunter’s weapon I understand how it works yes i can arrange you some basic gear for you for starters incredibly helpful what are these oh those are my rune forges magic gets done oh boy oh having issues with machuca oh there’s there’s a history the the strife family stays away from magic and sticks to More scientific and technological advances we we have our reasons oh yes yes uh there was a mention in the book about merchants being very anti-machik well the association my family’s association with vampires would seem to explain why we try to stay away from it yes that is understandable Uh what’s this oh oh don’t mind that nipty me witcher no possibility of being a vampire kieran dave acting a bit weird neck kissing want human heart high affiliation with blood red eyes likes night how how could you not come to the conclusion that dave is a vampire with this type of list Mysterious lady affiliation with blood magic can be out in day this wouldn’t be tev would it well do you know what tev looks like This mysterious lady i have gotten reports about had red hair and like to like to dress in a bit of a victorian style i guess i would say sounds like sounds like tev definitely sounds like the industrial guy leeches on people’s wallets blood money oh this is me oh Oh i recognize my business model whenever it’s written anywhere oh i see i see uh hey it has been my uh scouts that have brought me all this information so i don’t i don’t know all 100 you know broken phone and all that but if they got that right I’ve i’ve been called worse things i just recognized my business model when i i’m an industrialist people really don’t like the idea of me you know having the working class you know fall ill because they’re running my machine they they just have issues whenever i’m just a jobs creator okay that’s the way That it is the peasantry will always say poor uh horrible things about my type what’s this lying fay with vampire spawner under their house i’ve never heard of live yes who is this i’m not 100 on this but scouts have said that there is a fey living in a Mysterious tree quite far from here that has been acting up a lot lately how do you know are you certain that they’re not a vampire with a spawner under their house that’s uh the question here i’m not sure if it would be a vampire or not i’m not 100 on if they can Be vampires well maybe they’re dealing with the same problem as i i’m fairly certain that there’s some sort of spawning ground in the caves underneath where i live hence the reason why i arrive with so much of this stinky stuff but oh yes so lying as a fae Phase you have to be careful with contracts oh yes never deal with the fae lucky i have learned it the hard sounds like a challenge to me i’m a businessman i love contracts anyways well um learning all sorts of things to learn here um in any case you said you had gear Oh yes uh one moment i shall arrange it for you yes so here we go an axe for you oh at least should do something against them you could try to mold them heads off some more protective elements for your clothing because you are showing a bit too much snake It it’s like inviting a vampire for um a nice buffet ah there we go your neck is now protected and you should be more safe i’m feeling more prepared yes uh just be careful that you don’t get a heat stroke in that armor it’s very thick leather oh i see okay i’ll Keep that in mind i will keep that in mind and um no need to talk about any of this either i’ll be certain to uh take what you have helped me with nipty the dritcher of morklork thank you very much i tip you with a coin Uh i will be in touch i’m going to get back to my business um and if i find anything else out about tevilla or uh dave i’ll be uh i will be in touch oh yes please do and if you need anything uh feel free to visit mark clark we are Healthy helping other vampire hunters with pleasure thank you very much i will not be a stranger good day nipty good day stay safe Boom Video Information
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