XQC Twitch Vod (4/11/2021) [Part 2/5]

[ __ ] this run is amazing so far i just realized this run is actually [ __ ] bomb let’s get this record my favorite thing about macbooks is can’t run any common software or games what about the omega point theory more intermingle our offsprings will start to look similar as well

Mass technology will constrict our less consciousness god’s seed speed please spam pacman very nice today oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god stop stop stop thinking [ __ ] 16 16. these are all good for usage put them aside

[ __ ] this android users be like go go go go things i can do with my phone then close top of 15 frames 240.7 on the grinner’s name in that it’s actually it could end yet point seven nine point five no no yeah just bought my new 800

Macbook that can only browse oh my god oh my god shut up i don’t give a [ __ ] no portion of wood do you have any iron no iron for shield it’s gonna be a little it’s gonna be a little tricky it’s gonna be a little tricky No that’s looting part now let’s see here that’s spawning part yep it’s exposed Hey please come on come on please please please please snap to it come on he’s gonna stop he’s gonna stop he’s gonna he’s gonna go for it stop eight seconds now and it’s over seven six five more snap snap snap snap snap snap snap you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ]

Man i’m so done with this it won’t snap let’s stupid [ __ ] game i mean hello i mean at this point it’s just embarrassing now it’s gonna snap now hello hello this is this is [ __ ] rigged what a joke of a game what a stupid miss go to trash [ __ ] pixelated

[ __ ] roblox rip off piece of [ __ ] dude some broke ass dog [ __ ] that’s what it is i want to waste my [ __ ] time are you done trolling now hello what a stupid game this dragon pattern dude wow then i’m going to snap he’s actually going back in there you go wow 23 minutes

One man again i think i don’t give a [ __ ] about the endgame time [ __ ] game time that was it right there man that was the one sanchez [ __ ] dragon then i mean if i had it if i had the the dragon that fourson had i i rolled them it was over so

There’s nothing skill related that right there that was it i i actually beat him actually he got look at that excuse me dragon sage why would i stop pausing pause it pausing is fine i’m about to pause am i not back to content purgatory sag yeah it’s in the game 10 accounts oh

Miguel does anyone actually like quebec i swear every time i get into an overwatch game there is a french canadian mccree player talking [ __ ] three seconds into the game it’s like something or someone is constantly pissing them off and they always mauled uh no no for the levers now [ __ ] man

Maybe it’s time for a break my juicer xqcl a [ __ ] cruise ship and a bugged dragon for [ __ ] sake monthly sm orc propaganda but no way to eight that’s really that’s a solid [ __ ] time for a run that had a lot of problems with it and a bad dragon

That’s a that’s a really [ __ ] solid time for you though wait so the whole pattern of how the dragon flies is random [ __ ] bro that was so close yeah that was it how much time did the dragon take it did it go down two one minutes really dragging his nuts across your face

Monkey questions jesus christ so unlucky man it’s not fully random it it’s a mix of randomness and a distance between me and the dragon so if i’m further away but faster or it’s to force them to go faster but you can still get really lucky and you can perch instantaneously qcl

I’m a juicer boys and girls xqcl 249 not bad yeah i would have been about like this i would have been like a minute and a half close which is pretty crazy perhaps if you saved a pearl and then built up to make the dragon perch faster like everybody does instead of running

Around like a chicken and complaining the dragon won’t perch you would be done with this rng simulator slot machine game okay you think i could have increased my luck it doesn’t force me it doesn’t make it lucky you can still wait two minutes up in the air it it yeah i could have

Gotten better better luck style streaming didn’t even go up that much mr cow pearls are eight times more efficient in the nether please do not build poorly next to fortress and instead port if you’re blind traveling when i do it because i run out of [ __ ]

I will be here when you beat it xqcl hey guys welcome to the stream it’s lil seer i’m a slide [ __ ] in a chat yikes good run get em next time xqcl so [ __ ] unlucky dude you don’t know what you’re talking about yeah you’re just wrong

Like yeah it could have been faster but i was gonna up to my i was trying to make sure i was gonna get there it was still it was still a very high travel time though i got lucky with the [ __ ] fourth exposure that was really crazy

What i’m going to do next i’m going to rearrange my pearls and inventory even when i’m trading so that i get i get a stack of like 10 a second like 16 and it’s like of one and that’s going to be my my dragon pearl and the rest of the the

Rest are going to be used for traveling pearls hey x remember you can ride the lava mobs in the nether i’m having good time i hope you are too good luck okay time for a marijuana cigarette time for the smokers the tocas the railroad locomotors i’m high goodbye any store anywhere

[ __ ] that was it very true no idea why anyone would want to increase the odds of a favorable outcome in a luck-based speed run hollow skull logico miguel hollow scullo miguel no wonder it always sounds like an empty coconut every time you bonk your head omega lull you’re so [ __ ] dumb man

You’re so [ __ ] stupid when i made the decision to create the pearl i created it i took i made a decision it was a wrong one from hindsight thanks being the wine but i didn’t know nothing nothing would break it and if things did break it and i didn’t have any pearls

Anymore would have thought the exact opposite you stupid [ __ ] idiot you’re so stupid your brain is so [ __ ] backed up you’re a degenerate [ __ ] you’re an idiot dumbass [ __ ] my ass is tender to the touch and smells like cross-contaminated poultry also i fought those blades like a [ __ ] god hello excuse me cow

Hindsight harold’s saying you should have pearled for getting the 3 000 blocks you had to travel omega lol domino’s pasta with alfredo’s hindsight andy’s lol exposed water stronghold wild wall restaurants are pretty common though i think contradictory belief they’re actually very very common uh bro where’s the waiter where’s the wheat

So what do you [ __ ] even eat then what do you eat here dude someone said stoners are cringe in chat bro we’re watching a grown ass man child play minecraft by definition we are all pretty cringe speed running is like a cumulative final exam if you ace everything but one chapter

You still aren’t going to get the highest grade in the class sure forcing guest on the whole exam and got a higher score but if you study the chapter you missed its gg 150 if you stay in the first win you guarantee get a good blind

Oh wow 39 months that’s like a fairly large number also why did men evolve to have their g-spots in yes xqc do you have any experience with this xqcm hey mr cow sorry about the dragon but you know what we restart and try again the gaming juicer warlord ghost rider doesn’t quit

I just smoked orny and snorted the juice flavored g-fuel let’s get this world record mr cow xqcl all the way down again one more time i didn’t get a single food today i had to go and get some food 13.7 billion years ago there was a big bang everything we’ve ever known encompassed

Into a singularity the beginning of time itself the beginning of everything every time that you almost beat the record by a bit and fail later you get an even better run that blows your previous record out of the water we go again xqcs also did you know mcdonald’s once created

Bubble gum flavored broccoli okay check i have because i’m gonna run on stairs and put something in an oven ready three two one go spam you entered the end at 19 minutes and 10 seconds the dragon started to perch at 22 minutes and 51 seconds you finished with a 23 minute 18 seconds

Time if the dragon auto perched you would have had an end time of 1947 without pauses it’s an 1807 xqcl no that wasn’t the one never give up you absolute warlord when that day comes where you beat this dude’s record you will be number one we will prevail you will prevail xqcl

I think i have an air oven to the donor that asked about the g-spot god but the g-spot in the ass so that xqc can get [ __ ] by minecraft all day yet still come back for more feels bad man yes okay air oven xqcl like a microwave but

It doesn’t really microwave it kind of just heats it 19 minutes and 10 seconds the dragon started to perch at 22 minutes and 51 seconds you finished with a 20 thread if the dragon auto perched you would have had an end time of 1947 without pauses it’s an 1807 xqcl

I like spamming force in smug and force in pls along with numbers in chat for fun a lot of people be taking this competition so serious really bringing up good memories of watching the nhl before rona feels strong man my kind of chat war keep it up

Do you remember your first stream ever if so what game did you place also do you ever wish you didn’t blow up on twitch do you ever wish you weren’t always on the public high and like push to get away from the attention dude i don’t think you

Understand it mo is the public attention i get xqc are you a taco person what are your thoughts have you had it did most times unless i’m losing something because of it i’ve had like uh like bad publicity or like people like getting maddie on the internet please have no powers

They hold no cards they act like their deck is stacked and they’re like we’re gonna roll me just one more they have no power smoke last one i swear i order all the cards just one more puff oh another drag pepper i actually people it is unfair for chatters that have

Millions on points to bet tens of thousands of points and not be worried about it all it’s like it’s just an i’ll pay for them yeah but then you lose your sponsors sponsors the points the top 1 should not rule the rest hi xqt keep up the good content less than three

12 months with the juicer people glad rose what would they they have the power to bring new people to your stream like that’s true that’s the stretcher though and it hasn’t ended with ego it’s just just these guys like they i choose what i want to do and

And i get to go to the place that i want to go to and these cockroaches on twitter whatever they they have no problem with these games they don’t change the way things are gonna happen and how things are they just won’t but what about all the all the articles

On the new york post and this and that dude these guys they’re like they’re like human bots they’re little bots where the [ __ ] i am hey xqc how about some have you ever seen the rain by creedence clearwater revival should be uh our kid over here voice

Why it’s sanctioned like that because it makes me look bad it makes me look like i’m like an entitler it’s just that if people get mad that i knocked people running away i’m not gonna change the way i interact with people warm unless i’m i i just think that i did something really

Really wrong you just it’s just the way that i am i don’t know what to say about it how the [ __ ] are these guys they’re damn good emo way too many cheats in the chat right now jeeds out weird champ back a dragon backer a fire answer to my public i don’t know

I can understand why you’re quickly becoming one of my favorite streamers realistic entertaining funny and loads of energy i’m glad you streaming my my one way back when smile and stuck with it my god chat look behind you this is the run will you stream variety sometime in the

Future and i like horror weed games or chill history games i really enjoyed the content hey felix could you play from the darkness sometime it’s a horror game i would love to watch you play at xqcl maybe oh [ __ ] oh damn oh damn and it has to be one of the funniest

Things i’ve seen you think you’ll ever play it again ai dungeon hello mr cow i’m excited for the new g fuel to be delivered big pog good luck on the runs xqcl watch this i’m gonna cheat this is against the rules come i’m swimming with no water villagers have optimized farming past

Normal humans they have made farms with floating water we need to take notes boys xqc hi mr cow i know you might find the pvc joke annoying but i am a plastics engineering major and i find it somewhat funny because i work with materials like pvc and other polymers all the time

Where am i going dude please ouch it wouldn’t drop that i don’t know why i hope you beat this record xqcl 60s should be good enough i think ouch ouch ouch ouch are we that’s it damn you really had that record if it weren’t for dylan the delaying dragon yep no shots

It’s been a great seven months watching you you are a genuine funny and entertaining person much love excuse me that run no thanks we have a bridge right here sucker get now wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow very good pace so far we like that we like that

I don’t give a [ __ ] man [ __ ] you man [ __ ] dude i’m trying to play the game bro oh my god put the bags back in the freezer you absolute warlord let’s [ __ ] go chat put your hands in the air and say aye you clap for my juicer guys okay guys you guys

The chicken is downstairs in the airfryer pepe clap wr pepper clap wr okay now since this is not a good run i’m not even going to pause you guys are going to familiarize with martin martin are you friendly what are you gonna do you’re gonna give him a flower thanks for keeping me

Entertained these last seven worlds more to come love you chat xqcl stay strong less than three [Applause] Nine months yikes hey love you best streamer mr chair xqcl martin the first i’m going to need you to come back right now i need to keep an eye on the fat juicer ass of yours where did it go merci paul a 36 more mr felix

Thank you for bringing me so much joy over these tough years hope you drink lots of water breathe slow and take good care of your health [Applause] Almost tsunami time we unbanned boy ei martin looks like an iphone user i love you martin realize realize real lies just no sugar it’s chicken cooked this morning it’s pretty dang not bad there you go finally we could try it man this is so slow holy [ __ ] though

Did anyone see logan paul get stunned at wrestlemania today [ __ ] that guy what happened xqc will only welcome one person or less to the jungle a day no more after he welcomes someone there is no reason to ask unless hayeks and chat loving the stream going through rough times and the streams are

Real comfy and make my day much love from hawaii less than three pacman this one’s kind of scuffed but it could work 10 months back hey i used to be a silent hater and i’m sorry for that but recently i’ve come to understand the amount of energy you

Contribute each and every single day to your stream it’s second to none raw entertainment welcome me mr cow to prove that donna wrong tsunami unpaint maybe [Applause] three months wow yo x and chat you are great hope everyone is well x have you seen the mandalorian yet

It’s the best thing from star wars since the clone wars tv show very popular thanks for the streams also chat guess what still probe people glad clap hey exopsiel you have 10k pc but still can’t load villager skins keck w potato pc that’s today i want to end this three

Minutes have you x qc you’ve got this [ __ ] no pixels to never give up the time will be six minutes past the hour maybe xqclx qclx qcl hey had me reload manually you know maybe people hey komodo hype komodo hype komodo hype paul’s championship no cap you look kinda sussy sus mr.cow xqcl

Actually unbanned easy clap actually unbanned easy clap actually unbanned easy clap something’s gonna be going on because i don’t know nice forehead pimple yeah my question i like it no pixel time that’s billy i’m just mad dude hello chat nothing to say again this month so as always next donna world champ

It’s just that um no stop it i understand my stream caused a ripple effect okay all in all what i did was bad it wasn’t a disaster like the other times work i feel like if it was the result was much worse than the intent or the action

And it’s really unlucky and i can learn how to avoid that and i did i always want to do better this time next don’t know i spoke to a bunch of admins and they were really nice that was it was fine that’s been like two days and a half

You know it’s been like two full days on an escalator at the mall shouldn’t it be called at the escalator just amazing like some [ __ ] [ __ ] is happening like i just wanna do the bus banks and just this is one yo this is it so far my grandma is beating breast cancer i

Am no you know what about what i want to do also nrp possibly a serial killer uh rp dude a good one and not a like not like a bad a bad one one more like i think if i get caught once i go to jail it’s done like i believe the character

You know that’s not what’s in dinner what are you guys talking about how was that mason he was literally running around with a hatchet out how is exxon approved he was literally running around with a [ __ ] hatchet out down because of kovate that’s not it’s not the same thing at all

Ah no food nope that is bad no food no that’s bad iron sit back and enjoy the ride nah i’d be more like like um creating like relations or whatever right then in actual good moments just you know and then and then creating a whole scenario around the kill

Killing you know making sure that that they don’t wake up like you know they don’t snitch on the hit man no points never get caught so once you get caught it’s over yeah you know just like just like you know so he gets caught it’s gg and then he gets caught delete the

Character it’s honestly crazy the lengths will go to the event for center i did how is that any anyhow similar to a character that from [ __ ] what is that like like like uh friday the 13th literally a kid already made it by friday like i wanted to be coming to him

Even even if i did that it’s literally a copy of something else jesus christ hey mr cow thank you so much for the streams if you are looking for a horror game to play with or without friends i really recommend you taking a look at space beast tariff rate

It’s made by a very small point of it it’s secretive nobody knows about it and it just happens you know it’s not running around with a [ __ ] hatchet i like it like a maniac it’s more like dexter yeah xqcl feelings can we just get you the twitch name x like we need x

X going to give it to you can i get a welcome to the jungle lll to be oh [ __ ] chat what is that behind you oh no no no it’s a chido kurasaki in rust lord form runchat while you still can i get a bop please

Wait another one of no food no nothing admins are watching the admins are watching the admins are watching if you get the your pb your ban will disappear also character idea become the kraken and reward people who feed you ah yes the classic being the ocean for

12 hours without any single person ever coming to you big go get a glass of water right now and i see those dry ass lips don’t hide hello chat my name is homura and i am from the future have you seen madoka x did you beat the record yeah the times

Are changed on the side now we got a good run earlier it’s an assessment for a job interview tomorrow also do you have a date when rp is back yet no idea it’s supposed to be two days ago the problem with playing a serial killer is the lack of mystery of who the

Character is due to stream sniping regardless if others don’t use your letter to interfere directly they will create self-fulfilling prophecies until they catch you yeah that is exactly how it is i mean you’re not wrong that’s a very very small way to put a new world when it releases

Dm excuse people are all gonna angle their cars like they know they kill already because they’re gonna say they don’t know he doesn’t know that they laugh lol who’s coming for you hello game yes hello [ __ ] bug 14 months pog you got this lovely chance may i get a welcome to the jungle

Xqcl um 75 that’s the one hmm um 75 this way okay if you’re getting stream sniped use a 15 minutes delay yeah of course nrp of course where’s the fortress i don’t see it it’s inside the stone over there on my right it’s literally right there you can’t see

It but i can see it it’s through the wall no it’s right there okay here it goes variety andes ill time will come i am from the future and gta rp is the last year we need to make a whole lot of games i bet you see we’ll stream variety and

Ease we will rise soon i know you guys been waiting since 2020 variety soon pac-man the jungle doesn’t exist it’s like the illuminati only a select few are allowed into the jungle welcome to the desert eupepagus xqcl dumbass roblox ripon get the juicex you are the mega ultra juice lawn you

Have this record to excuse me the gaming warlord warlock [ __ ] mage you made my life easy and entertaining xqcl next you see arm one’s underscore square xqc arm two come on iron seeds come on that’s one of them hi mr pvc can i get a welcome to the desert

Come on what the [ __ ] is this ow yo chill hey from the cruise xqc ready to send it excuse y’all bruh bruh bro bro alert so what the [ __ ] is going on you and your content thanks variety streams no okay gta rp no okay beat minecraft record

No okay can i get a welcome to the we are all slowly losing it watching you trying to break the record sag no it’s okay suckers i need some good traitor okay iron seeds come on one more chance just took a huge dumb xqcl pog i see you x get this record already

Sub 16 i believe folded hands celebratory hands in the air ayo second month of amazon prime do it again do it yo is something on today let me go look i don’t know it’s not swimming today hey felix summit is not sure what a [ __ ] [ __ ]

But it finally happens to me as well just wanted to say your streams really cheer me up make me laugh and help me a lot you do more than you think for a lot of people my guy thank you felix i just wanted to say you got this and

Shout out to my friend amunu she was here every time you beat him she got me into your streams puke yes yeah i feel pretty good it’s 1am Let me thank you test one two three is this thing on is it working it is day four since el goblino has welcomed me to the jungle there is no sign of human life all i see are skeletons no water no food just jungle oh no i hear him he’s coming before i

Die i want to say hutch is streaming toe it’s the guy you played with yesterday and he is playing it so is blastoise but he will get on for you yeah but i wanna play with the juicer lords though Hope i wake up to a new mc record ggs it’s about it’s about presenting it it’s about using the game out at its best so people will remember the game for what it is and not what it’s not xqclx qcl by playing with the juice lords

We are sure a 100 chance of a juice content hey xqc that builds confidence for all of these pep things okay rocket just know that i love it hey mr langlet can you please welcome me to the nochan small lords thank the juice lords um summit i just believe um his other friends

Somebody has other friends 11 months with prime craigasm you got this xqcl my girlfriend texted me an hour ago that she’s staying at her friend’s house who she used to hook up with thanks for making me feel better tonight xqcl know what to do now you should dump her hi boom

Oh no it’s not you’re being weird no that is a legitimate problem um one bed two beds shout out to my good friend cheesy mike aka mark six beds seven bets eight beds i think fog chimp is an underrated remote looking for can i use the bathroom looking for second gum now

There he is playing together what is the real reason you’re not going with them question mark are you too shy i i actually really enjoy playing with summits and yet it is yeah there’s a problem is that it yeah it’s gotta be it or you just say the other guys aren’t good streamers

Even we just know them very well if we have a squad and we know what to do and it makes good gun it’s pogo but if we end up playing going around for like four hours and we don’t do things that are plugged and people will think that all velocities is boring

I want to give that image let’s go And if she says you’re being weird you know what they say who’s mad really really really are you happy yeah that’s another 58 that’s good enough yep that’s the one sixty commonly referred to as the big one and high magnitude earthquake that has been overdue in over 200 years along the west

Coast can rupture without any warning holy [ __ ] the west coast is [ __ ] monk or inverted exclamate i i really have to go there i i just have to bridge there or something i don’t know 40 slabs i guess [Applause] oh my god oh my god that was okay that’s a brain decay okay

This doesn’t count guys that is a brain decay just give it a reset boys let’s figure out how this is even happening sub pog habibi abdul please are my brothers and ramadan kareem summit played a few hours with xqc and had to take the next day off omega lull your mother

Oh my god impog chimping so hard right now punch him the dog was bad at this table not funny then laughter where’s that glory to the [ __ ] the next run that goes to the nether at a good time is our last run for the day because this is a very late

At night now you guys aren’t getting engaged yeah i’m engaged yep that’s right i bought a diamond ring i bought a [ __ ] rock yep i bought a [ __ ] rock and i put it on some stupid ring it has some material from way back that was smelled into some some round thing big big

Oh come here honey i love you so much you show how much i care how about i give you this [ __ ] rock how about i give this this pebble this little piece of stone there it is wow ah precious gem lemons are not even rare diamonds are so unreal it’s insane how

Unread they are dude again they didn’t even make them in their labs mod check mr b pepe hands chat saying paper like i don’t know what i’m talking about hey diamonds are not rare it’s like a big marketing scam i’m pretty sure most of the things that

They sound like oh this is from africa this is from this one mostly it’s fake isn’t it it’s an actual [ __ ] this is a good place so far thank you all right apparently okay we know that the worst childhood [ __ ] out dude nice swimming enough one two three four five six seven

You bro i like your posters two go drop drop come on go faster than that faster four five six have you tried phosphorus dude why would i fast i’m i’m literally i’m skeletal i’m like the lowest class of weight that you can have it’s anything lower than what i’m not and

It’s literally because they’re dying dude nah i’m not about here by the fast if anything i i need to slow Off ramadan oh yeah i’m not very religious i’m not a i’m not the very um i can’t touch my very religious type of streams never people have their own beliefs in their own practices or whatever any juice so if you’re if you’re doing ramadan absolutely he orderly reigns diamond on uranus no

Not like that you kinky pepeka on the planet neptune and uranus diamonds are not rare they are just absolved because of sentimental bs xqc5 head love smile and execute this is kind of dead unless there’s a big number that appears here i’ve really been enjoying this minecraft let’s play

Episode 71 was my favorite so oh [ __ ] how much was that oh damn oh my god 77 that that is absolutely insane there is just a huge monopoly on diamonds everything you’ve ever been taught in life is a lie getting married is basically just entering a contract with someone to

Prove to your friends and family how much you supposedly love each other what an absolute waste of [ __ ] time and money it is kind of a disaster if you think about it you’re not entirely wrong you little [ __ ] it’s like oh i really love you oh yeah how much

Well i’m about a sunny piece of paper holy [ __ ] that’s crazy pac-man sign the paper lol w dude where is the thing not sure how often you get this but thanks for the motivation my dude your grind has inspired me to take my life and lose weight

I’m going to start the seafood diet if i see food i eat it thanks sex okay what that’s not even a thing is it wait what what is the reason for not opening chests in villages just curious you don’t lose much weight from fasting during ramadan to be honest

If anything most people gain weight cause they end up eating more food to make up for the deo megalo it’s not supposed to be about the food though enough sir i need to try fasting him starting to look like a tier 3 pokemon sub ll three years when the [ __ ] did all the

Time go feeling like fossil fuel sanch yeah where did it go actually where did the time go i just got your g fuel flavor and i baked it into a cake and it was very pog xql okay maybe you should have done that the best way to show a girl how much you

Love faces with a diamond ring or caring for her or anything like that it’s all about that sweet sweet tax reduction you get from marriage oh yeah that’s really bank for sure it’s good for taxes oh yeah taxes is actually insane i haven’t thought about that declaring your commitment publicly to

Your friends and family shows the other kids who are seriously committed it kind of sucks the [ __ ] up i don’t care about getting married [ __ ] what am i thinking about this this is [ __ ] depressing my eyes that was a good one that was an amazing run i can’t believe i threw that

Last one i really miss minecraft monday yo xqc this is the run let’s go put him back in the freezer xqcl also try hard 7. calling all muslims brothers is the first day of fasting monday commitment is it is a problem i mean i’m wrong but i think it’s about choosing the right

Partner i think people have trouble finding the right person or waiting to find the actual person that they want to be with them sometimes they’re kind of too they’re they’re too committed to go back or do you want to go back so they get married even though they haven’t really

Made their choice whatever and then they they end up seeing other people like you know oh man no holy [ __ ] there’s a lot of people out there that’s crazy onto born xqc hello chat how’s it going hope you had a good day yeah but you want to live a life or you

Made it work with somebody or do you want to know you want to live a life or you had passion with somebody see that’s completely different sometimes you have to make it work to keep the passion alive and sometimes you have to make it work to make it work that’s where the problem

Is with the l spams and seven spams are so incredibly unfunny if i hear one more spam i will go to your house and find you then shake your hand seven hundred and seventy seven sex the gentilly hey happens me and chat want to tell you something that thing is that you are

Awesome at doing your job and deserve the best now unban the juicer just kidding he deserves it and will cause chaos to your server so basically a lot of problems lll wow well your mom she’s [ __ ] fat going to propose to my gf with a ring pop and tell

Her cause mr pvc and his chat said that diamonds are not rare and she’s not think think like think yeah sitting behind my [ __ ] whales has character and sentimental meaning for example imagine a scenario where someone thinks that they’re in a relationship but the other person tells everyone that you’re just roommates

That would feel bad last stream you got 175k views now top streamer on it as 11k over 150k less than you yeah that speaks hold up so now you’re going to be waiting for the ghost rider’s return jesus christ truly have a good night xqc who gives a [ __ ]

Hey xqc and chat i love you tag somebody with a wide people happy heart wide people happy heart at school did it this streamer is look very nerd xqcl that’s like somebody i think a kid running a lemonade stand right there my name is the kid runs it

With his sister for like um a year to a year and they’re having a lot of fun when her lemonade stand oh we’re selling lemonade for 50 cents it’s a lot of fun everything’s a lot of fun and some some guy with a suit comes in but you can yo

Yeah sure i guess and then and the guy um had like orange juice and i was making the orange with the lemon juice and then it starts to taste like [ __ ] yeah it’s kind of weird but dude like yo bro but listen man i got these investors and

They’re going to prepare the business man they’re going to prepare that [ __ ] and if we make a lot of money right and then um hey sqc it’s my third month i’ve been enjoying my stay you got the question mark you made me you made me do anything

You made me reconsider my story it was a good story it had a good ending yeah it was all about the ending and i heard the ending because you guys were saying question mark who’s the market okay my mom is a big fat whale so what i don’t want to sleep with my

Mother why do i care that she’s a big fat cow whale can you explain your insult please this evening marks an entire weekend and then like willing to escape and it’s just weird forcing owns you it’s like a i think it would be pretty pogba with other streamers

Excuse me you guys ruined it okay i had a good i had a good ending in my story and you guys [ __ ] it all up hey pvc i got two questions what first do you think speed running takes just luck just a skill or both or second question

If you are never unbanned from no pixel do you think you’ll try to find a new server nope why bother i mean the rp is pretty pure on that server and anything else will just become the dog [ __ ] question those of rp and even even then because of some snipers and some

Interactions with some weirdos on the server uh i did ram even no pixels to go to the rich part of town and instead of charging 50 cents you charge two not ago i’m not about to go downgrade another servant i can have a purity even lower in it

It’s safe moon to the moon 7 70 777 777. the purity of the rpg hello chat hi ex i’ve always enjoyed my stay can i get a feels birthday man xqcl yes blame chat for your faults how else do you sleep at night how would you rather so you’re comparing your 175k

Viewers to an 11k viewers max now on no pixel to our lemonade stand weird champion it’s not like that you don’t get it it’s it’s it’s these servers and these things they stick around after and before hype and the only reason why they maintain themselves after and before

Is by having an acceptable standard that you can’t break so you come in you come in with a lot of viewers or whatever and you break all the standards and the server goes dj mode and anything starts breaking it whenever i’m gone and everybody’s gone and i go back to

The normal normal people it’s all bugging and it sucks balls then it’s literally gonna die it’s gonna die for real this time xqc why do the little girl fall because there’s lots of foundation because she has no arms how is that eagle that’s literally the opposite of ego actually damn

That’s the combination you you must be 12 years old do you understand basic concepts is just forget it okay please go type somewhere else jesus christ that’s literally the opposite of ego ending it is legitimately the opposite i’m saying they don’t need big streamers i have a serious question x have you

Ever welcomed sammy to the jungle when you haven’t shaved your brush what are you talking about hello ex today marks half a year of being in the jungle much love and have a wonderful day hey felix it’s my birthday pagman you broke the standards yes you broke the rules

Yes you increased the viewers yes did they lose viewers when you left majorly yes stop no it’s dude you’re so dumb stop thinking so early term [ __ ] instant gratification that’s that’s like zoomer [ __ ] [ __ ] if the standard goes down every star is doing things that they’re not supposed to

And the purity goes down after rp is done peop after the hype is done people will quit feel that oh we’re always there forever we’ll quit the game and then it will legitimately die because the foundation is lost so it’s important that whatever amount of viewers they get they still moderate the

Service almost the same way god just done this the whole time jesus christ xqc what happened to the pc that you started building did you just scrap the idea xqc no no i’m going to win the next one uh 85 85 holy [ __ ] here are the rules i give you a word and

You rhyme it with any other way 85 the same word or can’t come up with any more words you lose and if that is actually dangerous smiles don’t lose yet rich and tasty gravy melty mouth-watering cheese curds on our world famous that’s like super dangerous to believe it

Try our poutine at your local canadian mcdonald’s there it is and there we have it uh chest america so go on twitch is anyone watching no mixing no did people have 20k plus viewers since you left no does the server get any attention since you left jesus

Shut up your argument isn’t valid you’re so dumb they did have yours before you idiot they’ve had [ __ ] three full service full of it for the big meetings forever what are you talking about what is this delusion another seed to throw package on hi xqc i love your content yo and i hope

You are doing well xqcl i didn’t know nick merks knew how to build pieces packman coil decides to let you back in rake in the big money and screw the server did anyone clip the clip of him being mad at donald baiting him pls dm me or post in chat thank you

Less than three hmm um oh [ __ ] oh Ah stop i mean what they’d be very lucky with only twelve oh this way that’s pretty good 42 percent ah it’s going down it’s backwards where is it where is it you don’t need pros you know what i’m doing i don’t know what i’m doing i know exactly what i’m doing i’m going

Full five headers five head five head five head five head bed yeah right there yep that’s the one 10 density 10 ah we can’t go through here let’s analyzing it’s probably going to be i don’t know actually it’s not a reset you [ __ ] bum shut up it’s not a reset you bum lord

It’s gonna be right there calculated risk five head simple calculations and not a problem for the lord the gaming jesus doesn’t give a let’s [ __ ] yo bruh where is it i don’t get it yo it’s right there dude it’s right there if numbers don’t lie bro look 22 look at it 22 density

That is madness but where 60 oh no it’s the wrong thing i think it’s the wrong structure yo am i bugging where’s the thang so sad Hello cats fortress it was right to my right i had it it was right there okay i’ll do one last seed if this isn’t the one i’ll give chat a very special prize do it again surprise what is it it’s i don’t know what it is i have a game i

Give you a word and you have to rhyme that word as much you can okay the rules are you can’t use the same word twice and if you run out of words to use you lose smile and if you lose el goblino will eat your soul your rock warlock

Love you lots mr cow may you obtain all the juice your heart desires okay no and i really like chat smile i’ll uh i really love them from chats who’s fizz i don’t know who that is a 12 year old is that that is how there is 100 000 less people

Watching these runs than a robbery this is what is called a mutual relationship sure xqc helps bring viewers and subs to streamers but it also gives us great content too just a thought what are you talking about who gives a [ __ ] did you know people that are watching something at any given time

Dude something is new and great and and and paul yeah it draws a lot of attention but my execution a lot of these viewers they have like 20 streams open at the same time much love literally like forty percent of the rpg orders when i’m doing anything yeah the account is

Higher they’re not even watching yep yep hello mr cow it is my b day chat do you mind typing in xqcl for my birthday xqcl when they know how to read numbers and viewership numbers for things it’s actually quite the opposite it’s exactly the opposite they’re very easy to read and easily understand

And and the reasoning behind a lot of numbers is really really simple yeah they try to lock it behind it gatekeepers no no no no no it’s very complicated it’s it’s this that this that that and these crazy reasons hi semicolon do you know raiden olds think i think a good um

A good hint at this fact is whenever there’s drops and a lot of people don’t know how drops operate and they’re like i went to [ __ ] cambridge harvard [ __ ] i went to columbia’s and i got a degree in analytical science and business marketing [ __ ] and here’s why

And how the twitch world works um this game right now has uh 187 000.6k viewers it’s because of the appeal of the younger people with the the this that it’s like bro just make our lives they have twitch drops i think we can all agree be on the game sizes

You’re not a [ __ ] wizard of numbers you’re a [ __ ] idiot and they always do it every time or your battle rant but when valerie came out it had a 1.2 million viewers at 6.4 am in the morning that’s nautical times that’s being done transferred at the military time

N a middle east coast excuse me and i’m telling you it’s because the eu people play a lot of cs and they watch a lot of cs similar games where they watch a lot of balance like no you’re done so my balls it’s because of the keys [ __ ] it’s because of the keys

Dude hi chat and exim little brave smile during the [ __ ] kiera add like a hundred to give yours and the chat was dead like a fish man literally there was it was actually dead the only thing we would have in chat tea do i have to type something in that to

Get a key follow it’s me come frontline i’m back to say that the takes you talk about end up not even mattering in retrospect and then you just get your chat to clown on you more it’s a weird content carousel and it’s honestly surreal but i love you xqcll

Holy [ __ ] this gta rp andes are even worse than the among us kids not everything is viewership and numbers because if you start to over analyze numbers and you misinterpret them then whenever you use them to your advantage you’ll end up [ __ ] yourself much more often

Than you won’t because the thing is that a lot of these concepts are kind of happy or whatever if you emulate them you will fail miserably it’s kind of like that’s a good thing with the bank robberies you know that’s a good example right the bank robberies and an nrp

The first one is going crazy amount of viewers and chat was balling because my character had like a lot of elves had to get connections had it get a dongle get on the list get a laptop fight there was a lot of process behind it there’s a lot of practice and then we

Failed the first hacking that’s crazy and holy [ __ ] are we gonna get the next one or whatever is it gonna be crazy right it could easily say uh yeah but there was a 170k viewers they rang the bank robbery therefore do more robberies or more viewers more viewers more subs get rich haha

I was like okay yeah you’re right no you’re [ __ ] dumb shut the [ __ ] up hello miss uh it’s me martin the sheep good luck you know and if you try to emulate that very fact without understanding it then you’re just going to rush robert’s dreams and instead of having a decent stream

You’ll have dog [ __ ] streams during they’re going to be boring twitch did not promote that and you then use brute force 75 it’s very uh it’s quite a lot of content in the future and right now feels very void and empty because it lacks the foundation

And what holds it together what makes it matter and has a lot of just the frosting i always say this if there’s only frosting without the cut without the muffin well there’s no cupcake and the more we envy is the direction of dog [ __ ] content of only skimming to get the top

The very sugar at the top and the more thing will feel void and empty and it will be completely generous sometimes there’s a lot of frosting sometimes there’s a lot of muffin oh there’s a lot yeah but at the end what matters that you get the cupcake

But right now people try to optimize the frosting and we won’t have cupcakes anymore we’ll have a overly sugary dog [ __ ] frosting cup and then we will be lost nope that’s very important because this these concepts push people to be less daring to take less risks and explore less options

And especially in a demo in a in an environment where the ones at the top is at the top and never go down and those at the bottom we go further down to the bottom pay actual questions nobody’s gonna have any any ambition to innovate love you chat

And youtube is seeing a lot of them can someone for the love of god rename the title of the stream how on earth can you even miss spell record you [ __ ] because it was now like full optimized like algorithm grinding andes [ __ ] all in uh copy paste dog [ __ ]

Trash [ __ ] oh dude i’m gonna put this in the number grinder oh it’s gonna come out on top better upload this at this time what is that recognition guys guys what is what are you saying recalling imagine caring about view count pepe laugh clicking on the biggest number kapala

Bought this credit card offer hobo just wanted to make sure it worked seven quintillion xqcl’s in chat that’s not anything in chapter you got very seven on six chats a little while today especially when i say a bunch of [ __ ] maybe get it maybe you had a good take but chad’s

[ __ ] going degenerate xqcl blueheart as what’s up and funny happy and it they made sense and it was actually really funny and then what people said oh did people make money with pranks i’m gonna copy paste it and i’m gonna optimize it oh yeah oh yeah

I’m gonna push it and optimize it oh yeah oh yeah i’m gonna maximize the [ __ ] out of it oh yeah i’m gonna punch somebody in the fizzy it’s just a prank it’s a [ __ ] prank yeah and now pranks are unwatchable always love they’re just unfunny officials there’s no more good pranks

What is another great take for 25 months do you get money from twitch primes ah how long can you go can you go slower please hey brain go slower you idiot do it dude do it that was a little bit slower than that [ __ ] yes focus up man hope to see

More scenes much love brother man if i do more stuff hi xqc and chat we are going to play a game i say a sentence in english and you translate to friend here goes red vented i saw him kill an electric last round vote him out next round imposter

Did you hear about these hispanics who died pulling a prank where they pretended to muck somebody the dude straight up pulled a gun on them and shot them because the prankers had knives a lot not one word but two words a lot is two words not one a lot is two

Words not one high i almost died there for no reason that was really dumb we watched you grind and grind and grind for that first laptop days and days we sat with ux you failed the first one and watched again we watched the grind and yes when you finally busted that

Bank we were there all hail the juice lord huh yeah i did hey ex i got a question and hopefully you have an answer ready okay have you ever thought of voice in your ex qc uh next challenger come on more [ __ ] man anyone seen my credit card lying around

Got robbed by a hobo and a sheep named martin stop it oh no this looks like a dead end i mean it it it’s a two-way dead end it could have a spawner in it but i don’t know it’s very risky to go here clean here okay yeah i really enjoy the

Mc runs i don’t know why people complain about it good luck my man don’t you dare no it’s left side left side over here oh my god i’m getting scammed yo what is this [ __ ] uh hello um is that a real country chat is he making things up again what

Actually bad what happened i i put that pretty well that was really good the gameplay what happened i’m playing properly right now thank you for being awesome less than three hi don’t die oh [ __ ] okay well i have my strategy book open and said die at this point

But now this chatter said don’t die that’s it that’s it i’m turning everything around i got this stampede thank you man uh-oh Man this game plays actually nuts oh wow i’m out of juice Oh the wooden sword master dude let’s go dude this is the run i’m telling you man actual champion lord what do we have here for numbers oh 40 is not bad nope it’s dark [ __ ] i’m going to optimize here okay so i’m seeing 45 but it seems very precise so my cursor

Is only at 45 at a very very simple spot which is very very very very very far away but it’s still there it’s not even that bad though oh it’s a dead biome okay this is 800 it is 100 it’s well it’s not the run but i’m saying it’s it’s a bastion mama Not a reset you bum 23 55 is pretty strong isn’t it oh yeah oh yeah it’s lodged it’s inside of there Stop it so many hostiles today i don’t understand there’s so many of them it’s gotta be here i mean i’m just too smart for this game it’s actually it’s actually a burden to be this smart you forget like you hear this guitar 13 minutes in three wait this is actually wired

It’s actually gonna be it’s oh my it’s a bridge oh my god it’s a bridge it’s a bridge it’s a bridge it’s a bridge oh my goodness i hate this layout yorks one two three go go go go ah but we’re not gonna get a lot of obsidian [ __ ]

Let’s see if we’ll react if i kill this guy oh [ __ ] well that’s [ __ ] dog [ __ ] though every storey come on man it’s not enough it’s not it’s not traders it’s just not enough yeah this is over okay i’ll explain i’ll explain so the problem with the bridge is the mob density okay

This okay this is not an excuse the problem is is that the density is not high enough i need to create the density by hitting one of them and make him go to the middle we’re breaking a block the problem is that there’s lava coming from the top

Right and it’s it’s a lava overran there’s too much lava there it is just too much because it was an unlucky bad pattern it’s very rare dude there was too much love as let me do with my strategy it was too much lava man in my opinion in that biome in that episode

You need like eight traitors to be feeding you dog [ __ ] over and over and over the problem is that even though i hit two of them and i got the block i never got a single trader that came to me zero that’s crazy think about it

I hate one of the boys and i steal some of some of some of the juice and nobody’s mad about it why because everybody’s stuck in the lava dying smile struggling barely holding on hold trying to hold it down man against against it you know dumb watch those hoes bro shut up

No my mom who the [ __ ] is you man you don’t [ __ ] her [ __ ] weasel can i push the boy hello i think i’m going to get that same chair the herman miller embody do you love it yeah i like it a lot but they’re not sponsoring me so this chef

[ __ ] sucks balls i hate it hello xqc and chat can you guys spell the color gray for me please also xqc why you stay looking like tom alice jackie i love you all xqc Actually felix do you remember not you i guess you don’t how is that possible it’s worse than we thought that’s too bad i suppose it’s time to terminate the operation where’s the golem there you are you sucker old school any who it could be a better approach to

Make a shovel and quickly farm dirt for easy blocks on hand just a thought x q c l l l u r rd i’m starting to follow your logic here if you fall in lava it’s rng because if you had a luckier seed generation there wouldn’t be lava there

If you die to mobs it’s rng because if your seed was better the mob wouldn’t be there i see elementary five head what the [ __ ] are you talking about you also had the steel k sleep did you like that chair yeah i actually did a lot as well they were both very good

It’s just a shake and it sucks the ergonomics are very good it’s very expensive isn’t it like a one thousand hundred bucks like that you said it was breaks by the chairman i like it a traders you just ran laps until you fell in lava xqcl ralph zedd

The problem is you’re simply too intellectual for this pixelated game i have it on good authority the reason the admins that know what youtube and you is due to them feeling inferior since you’re just so goddamn smart let’s try a new strategy be more dumb exq

The expensive chair but it’s worth it it really is and you spend all day on it you know it’s kind of like um if your job was to write books and you and you were going to buy a pen are you going to get that piece of [ __ ] bick

That’s just gonna it’s just gonna that’s gonna snap i wanna get a good thing you’re comfortable with man reset because not [ __ ] biggest complete dog [ __ ] ass that’s about to survive my um my dad in his pens when i was zero year old and i was just

Being bored my dad had a really good job but he made a good amount of money right and we were kind of balling right then he lost his job but we went really broke and we were kind of kind of poor but that’s that’s my effort

So there was make a good amount of money he bought it he was thinking about it he bought these like cool suits but he also got these cool pens and he had a bunch of pens and they were called they’re called oh or something like that right and

They’re the the the black pens with the white top that looks like a snowflake up top and there was like 500 bucks a pop right and he had like 14 of them they had a bit he had a jar full of pencils gesture is also good it’s like a

Successor to the leap it has probably the most adjustable armrests of any chair the shape is also more neutral there’s always weird like these shitty ass binders uh like like this like weird paper everything budget is two years wow eleven months thank you for all the content xqcl

When i spawned i had a bald spot on my head bad rng i guess i have a request for you could you do one stream in french oh that would be pretty cool by the way i love your friend jackson’s love from france xqcl my friend who

Mr cow you my accent okay to sit in the chair like your golem from lord of the rings wow six months i am a pogba champion only i mean it’s yours i fell off yeah i fell off pretty true that’s true i’ve been playing rp for such a long time

True rp was my friend brother my brother that’s pretty i was world renowned for being an rp god that’s true and now that i lost rp it’s over dude my career is dead it’s it’s the end of it dude that’s it we’re at the end of the rope even i

Don’t know what’s happening can you please subscribe please come on my last legging no okay all your abandoned spawned in with micro juice a bad rng my parents should have given me a better seat bad so let’s play the editor let’s play this episode four 18 no no lava

Come on don’t be like that please only the delusional streamers okay that that that play a new game that’s like trendy or like that has drops build an ego off the thing that they think that they built off that that thing you’ll never you’ll never get to me like that it’s like wow

Oh my god we did that bank robbery and we had this many of yours now we don’t anymore why not why won’t they come back what do you mean what do you mean minecraft brick game isn’t it is it something is crazy no shot no shot

It can’t be it can’t be dude there’s love in the sweater oh my oh my god i’m so dumb i only subbed for this emotex qck i [ __ ] up dude so bad oh my okay this game plays dog [ __ ] let’s just keep it attack oh [ __ ] the shield are you kidding me

Whatever six minutes whatever uh whatever you wanna fight one fight okay well at least nine months [Applause] 35 37 it’s not bad no other option here we go stop scaring me like that okay dude oh come on was there every analysis 54 is very big for a person oh my god 70. well that’s just embarrassing xqc youtube frog here had to check out your stream because the channel has been

Lacking content lately keep the great work up xqc love why do you do it like a content i’ll tell the um the editors got a bad spawn in a poor ass town him terrible at school and have no aspirations bad seed i guess time to reset fire stream eight minutes in

I was promised a bastion 110 i’ve never seen this many mobs in one area before i’ve never seen it before 110 i’m so confused okay it’s bugging yeah this [ __ ] is [ __ ] bugging colon d it’s probably uh a red biome or blue and a bastion stacked or a double dash instead

Some [ __ ] like that but maybe we’ll we’re looking anyway so it doesn’t matter 48 is enough where is it there it is i’m gonna hide here so it doesn’t stop hitting me look at how it’s looks cooler please stop okay let’s see it’s a stables it’s a

Triple top with a chest with two chesting parts okay so this makes it so we don’t need that we don’t need that much luck we need to look dry we need a little bit of luck we need good bottoms because the tops are pretty good unlocked the achievement bastion of sebastian

Wow that’s actually all very lucky see you guys in a minute um less than three i went on a date on friday i have a poll analogy so i decided to take some meds against it i took two pills instead of one to make extra sure

I had such [ __ ] brain fog i forgot 99 of the things she told me that they real spartan 33. hey does anybody know why that’s the way it anyways i don’t believe just kidding i am praying at the car bar for a successful run brother ah come on

Yeah pass this i think i think yes yes yes yes yes just past this jk smile i’m not gonna pull too much i’m gonna stop conserving well don’t ever have a choice do we now i could have died there is that what i think it is nope timer still

Um i don’t really know that’s fine xqc this goes like [ __ ] you chat deeper and leads what does the song is so bad but i don’t know there’s something i like about it i like the drums take your face off i can’t wait so when he eventually gets

The god seed where everything is to him and beats the record because he’s gonna shout against chat Against uh still gonna throw them if he gets the god seed oh my god Time to throw chat is stupid xqcl is ugly rp please stop losing views buttons like a contradiction for like a contradiction Come on one better wow only okay i deluded that branded much love your beds four five six seven double wrap rub boom x should i go to college with my girlfriend we’ve been together for eight months today dude if you want to what the [ __ ] for all my south side relevances that

Know me i think you should i should think about a rational mix might still have sex what is more likely yeah according to statistics gonna last you what’s gonna last you about longer according to mathematics your girlfriend or your career and your choice is getting easy you

Should have a prediction in this here chat is mr cow contradicting himself every time he gets a god seed and says willable pepe laugh no other song again is that based based on watson 28 months holy [ __ ] come on 40. hey felix just want to say i’ve been

Watching your streams for a while now and i feel like you’re a genuine guy with a kind heart keep up the great work man much love Neochat hopefully this anniversary how because i’m trying to optimize this pattern here i will not be minding any obsidian today none zero Thank you Lot of sticks Too many yeah you’re right This might come in handy trust me uh and i love you chat what the [ __ ] There’s a lot i know Everybody watches what we do and it’s strange if i thought it would have been this way where the where where where guys 60s is that just is that just the Force i think Oh my god Um um Okay Okay Stop it die Oh oh that’s good oh that’s good a 40 a 40 is perfect and it’s diagonal Um Is deep into the night here we go Is See where am i going oh yeah it’s the correct direction numbers are going up though [ __ ] which direction though guys 39 unbelte is it it’s [ __ ] perfect hqc it’s got it just has to be here it has to be [Applause] Waiting for my juice i’m about good call Where you [ __ ] xqc it has to be there it’s on 40 now bro it’s gotta be there it’s gotta be oh my god it is Oh no [ __ ] you guys i will suck your dick if you say happy birthday tiger out dot really like your blonde hair b it’s a double double so [ __ ] we’re doing it here [ __ ] it are you [ __ ] kidding me you have to be [ __ ] kidding me you’re not going anywhere buddy

Yo these are just not dying please there’s two spawners you [ __ ] hmm i mean hello what a what’s happening there’s two spawners me xqc old yo am i and my [ __ ] mount everest [Applause] i’m in [ __ ] mouth of rest holy [ __ ] it’s still going xqcl 92 i’m at 102. what the actual [ __ ]

Am i looking at What is this grace to the game this is just sad at this point i i don’t deserve none of this [ __ ] this is this is [ __ ] sad This is actually disgusting hmm where’s the portal Let’s practice um Now this is poppers crazy high pops Um the dragon will purge way faster if you tower up in the sky i’m telling you the other run was your fault because you came through the strategy Time again time to throw it actually um though Brain overheating right sequence too high toaster brain toaster brain what the [ __ ] that’s like going to the casino right and saying if you wear your golden tie you increase your luck that’s not true and then you lose and you go back with the tie and you win

Shut up [ __ ] what the [ __ ] shut up shut your stupid ass up man who talks like that bad analogy okay okay bad analogy rights but it’s like saying um well if you wear the tie you get three percent more chance out of a hundred three percent

Like oh you see you were going to tie it’s a higher chance but it doesn’t mean that it cause doesn’t mean causation isn’t that what they say said you weren’t gonna say the r word anymore but you are making fun of them still okay in your statement you make a lot of assumptions

One you made the assumption that i’m referring to any sort of class or type of people or anything at all by going something like this right you’re you’re making bible club members casey alex jordan assumptions bad analogy x wild assumptions and therefore you’re also classifying them as our word so

By by by logic why am i giving you my hard-earned money your thing is I do not care i’ve told you before i didn’t lose any sponsors nobody said that they didn’t like me anymore if i kept saying it there was there’s no weight on me and i just personally want to stop saying it and i stopped saying it and i

Don’t really have a problem or i don’t have any it it’s brought me nowhere and it’s prevented me from going nowhere either it’s never going to change me except now it’s a voluntary choice yeah that’s it and i hang out with people that’s it

I have a lot for the sakes and i have a lot of friends that you’re literally 100 unable to take any criticism or experience introspection im not saying i agree but im saying i classify with you we are on the same page xqcl you need to stop assuming that i’m

Mimicking a certain class of people i could be mimicking a degenerative stone just do that bro i’m not i’m not representing any class it’s just it’s just a way of talking idiot actually i take it all back i did all that don’t know i was actually rping you that’s you

Yeah you said you were something hey i did it was that quite you calling them a class of people is rp Huh I don’t remember normandy having this many [ __ ] llamas recent xqc doesn’t say the r word is because he met a fan in overwatch who was wearing his team shirt with his neighborhoods this phantom from her down syndrome and from that point on xqc vowed never to use the r word again xqcl

Okay okay i feel bad there’s another guy um and he just has a problem and he’s not he’s not uh disabled in any type of way i met another guy and that was him and he thought i was talking about him when i was talking about that story

Hey dm is like hey man um did you know i have i don’t have any uh uh mental disabilities and i’m like dude [ __ ] it wasn’t you dude it was somebody else the donno was right if you show a clip of that crass impression to a panel of

They will assume you’re referencing the handicap you need to stop it stunts like that is why i’m happy you’re not in los santos anymore what the [ __ ] are you did what are you talking about okay that’s bait it’s gotta be it has to be it’s just said he doesn’t care about

Saying the r word but we love x it’s the mannerism and all those previous donors were by me x can confirm via paypal so hush it was a joke i’m not allowed to confirm i love you xqcl i would be doxing him sort of i’d be confirming some sort of ties from

A donation to an email address or whatever and that’s really bad that’s really bad i don’t know nothing about the notes who cares if you say the r word you’re severely disabled so you get a pass shut up yo felix don’t really have a message you

Using my recent tts to say keep it up man love the stream and love you chat excuse me you’re such a five head for baiting all these people into donating over this topic including myself okay absolutely insane juicer warlord gamer god let’s get this record and get back to boston

Love your streams and [ __ ] you chat hello mr cow i couldn’t help but i notice you listening to larkly day champs and wanted to know if you’ve ever heard sherman we buy parody all so much love from vegas good luck on the runs man i know other songs

The words are the same dudes spamming play among us well they say something called why don’t you like shadow man music bro you are such a normie lmfao just say the game a word my opinion these topics you have to navigate them very very carefully the more complicated people made that

People didn’t seem to be it’s it’s much more complicated in the uk but i have exams coming up thanks for helping me deal with the stress hi felix everyone talks about eu frogs but where are my africans all right people will get mad people who are using their like african countries they’re they’re

Intention symbols or some [ __ ] like that um i don’t know what it’s called take care like a slash sarcasm slash like dude come on bro come on stop rethinking the entire way about how people communicate as a whole come on but then i have you email

Which is kinda [ __ ] anyway man i was [ __ ] sad when you got banned from fixing sag 777 sextillion 777 quintillions tone indicators guys listen you literally you limit entirely how people communicate and how they function and you eliminate all possible chances of having real sarcasm slash jokes slash inside you literally it’s

Just weird oh goes it’s it’s like a you got somebody you’re like him hey would you like to come home with me tonight by the way that’s sexual yeah i want to get the juice just indicating my tone i don’t know i don’t know x is a [ __ ]

Like holy [ __ ] that’s full degenerate eight months per goo smiley face we should never really get mad somebody not doing something though what’s something fun like i don’t know like and then sweet oh even then xqc i was diagnosed with medical depression and felt like i was going

Nowhere in life but you made me laugh and it really helped now i see a therapist and him getting a job also school is now going really good thank you so much qcl well i didn’t do [ __ ] but hey chat what would happen if minecraft may buy mo yang had mmr it would

Be trickling down gentlemen you got this i am a disabled viewer who is severely sighted i think most of the people who get offended aren’t actually disabled i don’t understand why twitch banned blind playthroughs stop being offended on behalf of other people did you know that many of the insults

Meaning stupid actually have original iq definitions idiot is 0 to 25 iq imbecile is 2650 iq and [ __ ] is 51-70 the r word definition is below 71. i don’t think these definitions are used medically anymore you just compared sex to being [ __ ] i’m [ __ ] done hahahahaha let’s go gg pogchamp

Wow 60 downwards no [ __ ] shots 60 downwards absolutely no shots qc may you get taller see every single What do you think you’d be doing if you weren’t a streamer you’d be a [ __ ] bunny hey xqc this is my first time donating and i feel like a clown time to get drunk and hopefully not throw up goodbye pretty much the same but without the income yeah we just went in circles

No pixel still accepting donation applications is [ __ ] criminal most people cannot get in the server for more than a few hours per week put effort into another server application if you are thinking of applying hey thanks qc i just wanted to thank you you’ve really helped me during this quarantine

I lost my job due to kovid and i really loved the job but thanks for your stream to the same five tickets like i never left retail anneal is brown no it’s um i don’t know dude guys i have to be honest okay this is not against anybody this is this this is

The prediction i personally think this tone indicator [ __ ] will it’s not gonna go anywhere and nobody’s gonna abide by it people will still make fun of it uh nobody’s nobody’s gonna do [ __ ] but it it’s just uh below again mystic it’s just gonna create a big ball of

People that are mad who are using it just to ask you that that’s that that’s my prediction it’s not what i believe in or whatever then what’s playing it now but i feel like you would appreciate a good listen have a good night man tony indicators it’s basically

Uh [ __ ] you babes getting hyped over a seven seconds declaring you’ll beat the record classifying your statements when you’re typing it it’s defining the tone like um hey man i think you dropped your pocket slash jk just kidding or um i think the earth is flat blind people slash srs

Like serious slash s or just s i think just s sorry just like serious you should start your own server you don’t need pixel you are literally the biggest name on twitch we [ __ ] love you you are the goat the one the best the winston to my genji x

Is the master the superb gamer of all gaming and have a bunch of them like for everything what are you looking for and i think apparently it’s supposed to okay because i’m speaking uh things that they don’t catch on to like uh like social cues or whatever it’s like some neuro something Like a personality disorder But in my opinion it it it really uh i think it debunks it dismantles a lot of ways that we communicate as people that we’ve always used that and i’m not trying to try to like conserve at all things i mean like it’s just that’s the fact that

Like people talk and speak in certain ways for various purposes and having excuse doing those things he builds us with the whole fabric so would slash x before [ __ ] ed prize hey chat and felix don’t forget to eat your crumbs from your mom’s oh [ __ ] wear them abandon no shutter

And it says should be good so i i’m just taking his word for it hey felix what are you looking for when you scan in the nether what do the numbers mean are you looking for a high number or low number come on come on hey mr xqc zulu

Subscriber here much love from south africa dot zulu in chat smile since you are unbanned now can you just admit that forsen is better than me oh my god i can’t believe it oh my god oh my god i can’t believe it oh my god the tone indicators are

Helpful since text has no tone of voice think of all the messages or replies you have gotten that made you confused af since there’s no tone dot it’s helpful for nd people some are dumb i agree but some are helpful xqcl Pagman the bank buster is back oh my god donation for the unban congrats if you’re still banned that’s what you get for burning in lava do you like vine source x is back pogo in chat let’s go third bab spin run stream lll i was here pogo pog i guess

I was looking into the origin of the r word it originally derives from the latin tardis possibly from ancient etruscan related to the wretic language spoken in what’s today’s switzerland in which french is a main language and guess who speaks french No chat guy doesn’t it daily on tick tock pac-man guys until my money is cleared okay and my debt is is paid until everything is lined up if even if i do crime like selling drugs to to make my money back i’m respecting signalization i’m going speed limits on the unban i’m

Using my blinkers love you felix xqcl the whole nine yards dude and if i if i get arrested guys here’s the deal champ if i get arrested for driving i go to jail it’s another license right here’s what i’m going to do i’ll work to get my license back

Please troll mr b and pretend to be sekou no pretending to be you but if i get arrested twice for anything driving we’ll use a bike until we have license back i thought we finally escaped rp satch back to no variety i guess okay i’m mute yes

Am i did i get ready to let’s check it out Please no i’m not rated i’m good all my items are gone did i go to jail chat when i got bad was that gel yeah what to do with the ink bag guys what to do with this ink bag oh my god plus fifty thousand we have to go to the bank

Am i gonna make it [Applause] chat i disconnected in jail right i’m gonna walk there dude this is the victory lap it’s the bank is right there ah big pac-man jean-paul is home Victory lapper ah yeah i wanted to check on my car we’re just gonna make it back in i don’t have a phone enough the bank is here somebody’s had somebody had to fill those banks before i rob them A hundred and seventy thousand dollars The real bank buster it’s green [ __ ] [ __ ] i have to go to the jail first all my items are there i think not paying them [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] that guy this big [ __ ] jello car i don’t give a [ __ ] i hate that [ __ ] okay we have to go to jail first first

Things first it’s jail time on purpose this time though oh i don’t want to go in maine you okay hello hello are you out you’re good like the wrong way are you good yes sorry about that okay all right i’m literally sorry yeah okay okay yep okay good night [ __ ] red lights man Just don’t mind me they’re just waiting for my green light guys wow what are they i got them before jail that’s impossible so okay no so they put my items in holding i’m sure no no it doesn’t matter because they put my items ahead of time

Knowing that i was gonna go to jail because i had i had the phone unless he took it back because i robbed him oh wrangler took his phone back yo what kind of drumming is that holy [ __ ] man i guess they need a phone i’m broke man oh i’m broke broke ouch okay What can hello help you with hey man i have a i have an iphone 4s and i just drop it in water and um uh google said to put it in rice and butter and it’s just not turning on do you guys have a phone i could buy it borrow no okay

Yo do you need a phone yeah i need a phone please uh yeah go spelling my problem give me a second thanks take it man just keep it oh thanks man no worries x right yeah what’s up what’s your name okay nice to meet you you suffer give me

A number i’ll give you a call soon i just got off the boat but if you got a dongle like that i’ll definitely uh you know all right i’ll hit you up here if i get one okay nice one all right see you around um uh actually the car it’s gonna cost a

Lot though cash only what hey yo bro hey yo bruh hey yo Yo yo what’s up man oh you know just tow it thank you i’ll come i’ll come in a minute and my car is impounded yeah yeah i think the police took it could you help me get it out of the thing um in the front have you gone inside or no um yeah

Yo i was thinking since me and you are connecting so much right now okay i could have some sort of discount uh no no i broke i come from russia we can minimum salary oh okay i’m sorry man i think the book over here should tell you if your car isn’t

Pounded oh yeah oh yeah it isn’t bound for sure yeah i think you can pay for it from here i’m not sure though i just do the towing i don’t usually do the books bro it’s a matter for three thousand dollars this has got to be a problem

Yeah this is cheap money that’s that’s what it is that’s yeah no [ __ ] now what do they get it out of the man i can’t i can’t it’s not letting me do the thing on the paper i need to think harder oh okay thank harder last time’s gonna

Help me come on man stop drinking me around okay let me see the books let me see the books yeah no [ __ ] thanks man jesus man this guy just think harder my god man it’s my birthday in this job yeah they pay me fresh money what do you say you’re broke right so

What if you get a date you bring out you know at that crazy expensive steak house anybody to pay and you’re out of money are you gonna just think harder no just done okay run straight off the phone okay fair enough uh wait is this cash only here do i need cash um

Yeah yeah atm i didn’t want atm though i think the atm straight outside i have a lockpick can we break it huh i literally don’t know where the atm went they moved it they need to go to the i think the shop pdm yeah i got it i’ll be back in a minute

Yo can i borrow your bike please [ __ ] it why not okay i’m just gonna go to the video i’ll be back okay i literally i don’t even remember my van minivan’s only 18. ah with straw two thousand four right three that’s that’s so expensive wait let me put my bag here thanks man

Yeah are you okay pal i’m rich yeah i’m [ __ ] balling out dude my money dried up because i know guys the money dried up the ink bags i told you it was gonna it’s gonna dry up at some point so that’s one bag imagine if we had

Three and i did solo that’s three bags only for myself i guess i can’t pay it did you find the atm yeah yeah i have the money i can’t i can’t i can’t do the thing though wait really i think you should be able to do it yourself

Do that to work here maybe maybe i can maybe work here i don’t know do you know the play number maybe i can look it up bro i can’t do the thing ratan you can’t work we don’t get paid for this [ __ ] are you both of you guys new yo pal do

You work here yeah i do i’m the manager i can help you these guys don’t know what the [ __ ] they’re doing uh my cousin pound i need to get it out of the thing all right i just need your state id oh my god make sure make sure the area back there

Is clear yeah no problem postman you’re the boss man yes i am i’m the manager okay nice to meet you hey uh the police is currently scamming me they’re doing a big uh oh there it is yeah um so the police they’re doing a very elaborate scam to scam me out of my

Hard money and uh my car is in for three thousand dollars all right uh what’s your state id uh brother uh three six five two three sixty two three six five two yeah yep salt and mark do that’s the one then yes sir i see it here is 3300 plus tax

Yeah where’d i pay that uh you just have to have the cash in pocket and i can send you the bill yeah i haven’t blocked it right now send the bill over one second there you go here’s the bill says that what a producer can have a discount

Um i could technically give you half of it back oh thank you man i appreciate it doesn’t matter the police are scamming i’m down bad man it’s been so tough out here dude i’ll accept it but if i get half back that big my damn and i’m down bad

It’s been tough like working uh you know minimum wage and stuff and getting the crime pounded by the police so that they ain’t trapped me or something like that man all right it should be back here in uh outback if the two idiots haven’t [ __ ] parked in the spot

Oh good here you go yellow uh orange sultan sunburst oh thank you man what about um oh yeah i have to run down to the bank and actually or pull the money out or i can actually win mo to you like uh if you give me a minute

I’ll drive you there let me let me see if i’ll even start for you because i’ve actually got the keys too oh you’re in luck though should start yeah let me uh 3652 yeah i can read more to you oh thank you man appreciate a lot dude

It means a lot pal thank you man yep oh it’s the car is broken entirely it’s busting oh my god the my engine is broken i gotta go to repair this oh my god can you hear this everyone’s driving so it says it’s slow dude okay i bought the car

Okay i know it’s slow the engine is dude it’s a twin turbo i’d be surprised if there was half of a turbo on this right now i think it’s going to explode okay please just get me there please just get me there [Applause] just give me the place please

I’ll ask for this count apparently goes 120 right now are you [ __ ] kidding me you weirdo what the [ __ ] is your problem heyo i got you i got you damn she is smoking yes it is you again sir oh thank you pal with your twin turbo absolutely gorgeous [ __ ] subaru

Yeah the computer says 0.46 turbos are now because it’s broken so if we’re gonna if we could get the rest of the turbos on it’d be it’d be lovely yeah i’ll search you up i’ll have a look at your turbo make sure there’s nothing in the uh exhaust pipe make sure it’s running

Smooth for you you hear that nice little whistle every time you speed up yep that’s what i want to hear man of course i got you sir um doesn’t look like there’s much of an issue i think you just had a bit of an oil leak it looks like it

Uh you know cause a bit of disruption amongst your engine i can make sure that your uh oil soap is nice and clear and your oil level is nice and clean and it’s running nice and smooth and cool for you okay that’s right probably only gonna run you

About 300 bucks sir to be honest for the whole thing for the whole thing oh hell yeah man that’s hey listen last time i saw this baby okay it got shot down by the police i’m glad it’s still running damn yeah they um they did what we call an entrapment on me

Oh hell no this thing must be a [ __ ] tank last time i heard people uh police shooting a vehicle they uh they lit up somebody’s car with an ar oh [ __ ] oh that wasn’t me yeah i are no no no no well do you guys do any uh color changes here

We don’t but if you go to benny’s he can search out with some spray paint damn right yep yep i don’t think it’s too expensive either i hope not at least i think it’s like uh probably like 400 bucks probably i think there’s even the he does some

He does something for free as well actually 500. oh that’s fair enough yeah yeah if you go in and you ask him for some presets he has some uh spray paints you can test out you know what i mean yeah he does it for like advertisement or something you know

I’ll i’ll i’ll go pay a visit i’ll go pizza whenever we’re done with this uh repair hey man you drive your uh are you the owner of the soapbox over there uh no i i drive a taxi okay so um whose car is that anyway over there

I think that is right here man that’s it that’s a ride have ever seen one let me take a look at it oh it’s a penumbra check your phone for me mr x yeah i already paid it man thanks a lot thank you um i don’t know yeah hey listen i’ll give

You i’ll give you um me 25 for it no why not no what do you mean 25 this thing’s worth way more than that okay but um and it i see it it says turbo turple 2.624 what if it is that i can’t do mathematics

I don’t know what that is either i don’t know [ __ ] about cars okay because mine has a twin turbo 2.4 man oh okay 2.4 gigahertz and i’m saying so then why do you want to buy this then if you have a better car um let’s try to help you out i mean you’re

Driving this thing you know trying to find your next car i mean yeah look at the [ __ ] rooms he’s got on yeah did you steal those off of the [ __ ] junkyard or what uh no i bought them for better traction not fair enough all right so what do you raise for this bikes

Why who’s your race with this third bikes no no no i don’t really do racing anymore okay but apparently pineapples are pretty good for racing yeah they are there yeah stock though no spoiler equals okay i hear people now jesus christ no spoiler equals down forces same speed yeah what happened oh [ __ ]

Welcome back oh thank you is this a disguise is this a are you a personal infiltrator do you work for the police no no no no no no everybody back up look at the police she’s a mechanic mr who the [ __ ] is that look at that look

Yeah let me do this she’s an actual she’s like i can fix up your car real quick all right well okay chop chop [ __ ] i’ll uh i’ll give you the last part oh no you’re good you’re good oh you don’t do that okay i’ll do the last part on it i got it

Yeah i just want to prove a point to him you know yeah exactly what’s up there you go miss marie take him take care of that [ __ ] for him hey hey hey pat let me ask you what kind of cover story did you use to get hired here no cover story she

Hey and mine’s the [ __ ] koran that thing is like endless literally there’s no [ __ ] bottom to it that’s pretty long i’m so i wasn’t trying to insult you so i’m just saying like uh you know i’m a fan of your work it’s quite crazy how much trouble you can get

Into to be honest yeah the city missed you for sure it’s been way too quiet oh so thank you thank you i’m glad to be back yeah these people are [ __ ] boring without you to come in here and cause man well i gotta make those police uh people you know

Worth for their money that’s good make them crash their car a lot they come in here and thanks already actually really like the on insert it looks [ __ ] nice well thanks oh hell yeah it looks [ __ ] nice all right so well you’re good to go just make sure you gathered it please

Hey eggs you want to see my new car yes hi man thank you of course of course what the hell i’d worked on it too where’s my kiss on the cheeks give me give me mr frenchman jealousy hey i’m a good mechanic i deserve i know you do you do it a

Look at that oh damn yeah yeah it’s not too bad license plate oh okay okay wow there’s the best part come here i’m gonna oh wait oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay sit in there how many cadavers can fit in this [ __ ] probably a lot hold on

Look at this oh damn look at that yo you gotta get yourself a mini uzi and start blasting some fools that is some bonnie and clyde [ __ ] yeah yeah it can it can hold eight people four of them hang off like this damn well i was gonna offer you a ride

To do some [ __ ] but now you got this this fancy uh workplace thing going on so yeah um i could do it later but i have to be here for a little bit all right well i’ll let you fix your pipes and uh you know inflate those

Tires or somebody with a dongle if you want to get right back to work oh damn was it was it let me uh what was that no his name is uh anthony oh yeah yeah he sent me a message you know him yeah of course anton anton

The leprechaun guy is what i call him yeah yeah i can’t go talk to him thanks for the info yeah uh you need to park your your car in the garage right away okay okay thanks okay see you later later players right away oh my voice is crushed

Is it the bomb right my voice lagged and it said my voice taking too much space my computer is like then it just crashed uh i’m gonna go park it i’m not gonna use the car right now because it’s far too risky to use the car now

Guys that was like what like 4k just to use it i’m just going to go park it and then we’ll uh reason when we’re back i don’t have access to the loggers anymore which is a big problem i can’t even help them work there i think i’m lagging a little bit i don’t

Know why oh because the mods are made from high textures and now they’re they’re on low remember because i play ssb oh my god yo what up how’s it going welcome exchange how are you doing okay reaction let me see if i have my old job

I think you do i don’t think anyone fired you yeah i’m gonna the casino fired me but that’s okay no bad blood how could there you know fire you with a shirt like that god damn it yeah there you go exchange here’s your welcome back gift for you

Oh thank you man that was a lot uh very nice thank you hey come here oh my god is it going into the house honey oh my god oh my god you’re kidding oh don’t lick me that’s right man oh yeah uh hey uh hi all right well yeah hello

It’s nice to meet you again pal i guess i’ll see you uh burgers later man a lot of business today huh yeah it’s pretty busy in there right now i should probably do some work i haven’t really been doing anything today yeah let’s get flipping all right let me go park my car

What is this new style of yours man hey listen man this is [ __ ] put they put me at the [ __ ] i can’t do criminal work so that i need to do legal work now to my good gangs jesus yeah man good luck with that oh [ __ ] what’s up mr paul man hey this

Speedy guy man he really took a downgrade is that what his name is i thought he was i think it was like some swimsuit model jesus man from drug camp into some some sort of weird like macho man i don’t know what that is um i’m going to pretend nothing happened

I’m just going to clock out you needed a blader oh sorry hello because i’m going out in the field in a second all right then and then uh mr x you can clock in after no no i’m good um hello i was only clocking in for the three receipts

Um all right yeah like old times full time well i’m at this it’s really good to have you back oh yeah thank you very much for the welcome well i’m gonna go ask uh the ownership if i could get uh locker priority back because um yeah by the way

There’s a rat among us you guys know that right oh um yes somebody somebody is sus they uh very much so we’re still on the case mr x oh yeah you heard about that i stay in my weed well thankfully i’m out of the business now so i don’t deal with anymore that

That [ __ ] is it’s trash dude are you did you see the empire did you see the imposter you talking about the imposter no no i mean we’re working with an applause right now oh shoka i got ready yeah but he literally they literally are among us

But we’ll figure out who they are that we will in due time do time i can’t clock in but i’ll give him some free [ __ ] thank you guys all right i’ll see you guys around bye good luck take care goodbye okay well i’ll kind of drink oh yes except allow fate

Yo yo yo yo how’s the body here are you okay have you lost much weight you’re malnourished did they look after you in the goo leg all i had was water and oatmeal man but i brought up it’s a tough time it’s a tough time in the good luck

Well at least look your back down making you’re alive and kicking you know what i mean very few make it true that you like to live to tell the next tale you know yeah i mean i was lucky enough but listen um this is only the beginning you know

Of going to the ghoul like oh geez don’t say that x it’s only the beginning the hurdles only begin you know okay well look you know yeah well you know what i mean you know you live and learn you know survive and move on that’s a famous saying we say you know

So i’m thinking uh we could instead since we’re since i’m gonna be uh you know hitting a lot of hurdles what are you thinking you know i’m thinking one more hurdle wouldn’t hurt that much how about we do a bank hello yeah i was saying it i was saying it

I’m gonna be hitting a lot of hurdles one more wouldn’t hurt now would it how about a bank bro um i have a dongle but i just sold it to santi you know he’s one of your uh simpsons your simpson mates santiago yeah where’s diana i don’t know he’ll link him up

But if you get a bank here’s the deal i’m remembering flippy at the moment if you hit up if you get a bank you know don’t just do it entirely with the simpsons i’ll bring you if you bring me how about that what what the [ __ ] is the simpson the

Simpsons the bargos mate they’re yellow you ever look at them and think they look like the simpsons minions ah like legos yeah okay fair enough yeah that’s what i call them yeah the simpsons and the the greens and the teenage mutant ninja turtles no the broccoli boys they’re the teenage mutant ninja turtles

You know yeah they’re the guy that you sell when you buy the um the corn the corn and the can you pretty enjoy it yeah yeah yeah yeah there you go there you go look uh look hit your man santiago if i get a if i get a bank

I’ll bring you if you get a bank bring me okay we’re gonna get away flippy’s [ __ ] next level i can hack now as well but i know you’re probably wanting to do that yeah yeah but um see i don’t mind sharing the showing the part with the green bank

Because i care about it as the blue bank so um yeah well look you need to go through that bank to get to the blue but yeah yeah that’s part of the process i’m going to hit up center on the point back okay okay take it easy good to have you

Back me yeah thank you man oh we are now um chad we have we have to do um we have to do uh oxy runs you guys you guys the money is gonna expire oh sorry about that jesus christ so first we log into this and we need to

Buy more shungites that’s the problem hold up chat crypto shungites purchase 12. okay where’s cynthia oh no yo apparently you got a green dog goal what the who the [ __ ] they’ll do that well and tom said he was gonna put me on the list but he said he just you just sold it

All right yeah i got it where are your pennies we have to catch up okay i have to get on the list first and then we can do the thing this venice oh with the other bennies the debts asset fees yikes yikes now i’m gonna make that um

I’m gonna make that low i’m not paying it until we get it lowered 20 is ridiculous i guess i’m gonna get loads of like five or ten percent from then i’m 192. i’m not paying you agree to it yeah but i had an agreement verbally

With then and then marlo set me up with 10 and i accepted because i didn’t read it dude whoa he wants to contest it sounds like we’re going to courts and i’m not going to go to court unless they want to we can get we can go to courts i don’t mind it

I prefer nuts yo is this your car mysterious wait joey hello what’s up man emma did you buy this what were you busy doing x yeah i’m the real one i’m the real deal man i’m the only banker yes i missed you [ __ ] uh mr man with the walker walking don’t do

That [ __ ] again man stay here next time all right yeah i at this time i had to go to the gulag but i wonder [Laughter] that’s what i’m thinking i’m thinking green blue green going all the way going all the way i’m quicker [ __ ] you’re a little bit rusty there bank buster

Not rusty i was just playing with it man you let me rush it off a bank you’re not goddamn robbie shut up yeah [Laughter] you never ever you know remember my name anyway so yeah okay dog goes here yo yo listen i have a lot of stuff to do

Okay i got i gotta go get my stuff uh in prison i gotta go get a list i got i gotta clean some money i got a lot of [ __ ] to do do you have a hundred young guys you need help with anything are you gucci

I’m greasy for a little bit for like uh the next hour or so but um i kept your little i get a little kept a little i think package man remember oh [ __ ] i remember i remember the um yeah the ink stuff yeah you got 12.5 k with me bro so

I’ll give it to you later all right oh yeah hell yeah man thanks man thanks for watching right now good now good oh that’s three million percent later letter guys uh yeah it’s with uh it’s with santi santi yeah give it to kj too oh you found a supercar straight away yep

I’m no hug now hogs are like the biggest for business chat got highs for business and uh other stuff i’m on the list am i not yeah i’m almost okay now all i do i’m going to lay super low this is what i do okay once i get to the

To the spot to the list i’m going to i’m gonna check it right now okay i’m gonna check into the job for oxy runs we’re gonna get a car that is like uh good for oxy runs and then we’re gonna do uh speed limits until the money is cleared and we have a

Lot of money to clear it should take about three or four hours we should maybe we should be making about a hundred and ten thousand about 120. yo x yo with this man it’s yusuf what’s up uh are you still interested in that thing well i’m on the list now i got a

Uh i borrowed a dongle but you have one for sale i’ll buy it is it brand new i don’t know how much is scope if you’re so interested give me your ping and i’ll ping you in like five to ten minutes and you can come meet up

Okay how much one for it uh we’ll discuss that when you go well that sounds risky man how about we discuss it right now and then we finalize one more together man yeah because i don’t wanna keep over the phone i always speak to it in person you know

Okay well um i haven’t i have like an anonymous phone line want to call me on a more secure line but this is this should be fine man this sounds like a setup man yeah i mean i’m running for clean business i mean what do you mean a setup i like i

Helped you out yeah yeah but i mean i don’t i do a clean clean business honest business you’re kind of scared man you put him on edge your pal i mean like if you wanna know like it’s up to you okay i want it but just give

Me a ping i know ping in five to ten minutes what’s your ping thing is three one then all right i’ll ping you in quite a sentence see shortly let’s see because i can’t get the job guys because i can’t i don’t have the list yet

So what i do is that i i optimize the system i get the job first that i cannot accept then i get i get a car i go to the spot i get the list and on my way back to town i still get job offers so i don’t have

To go back and get the job so i deny them as i go there you understand what a fight if you think about it there’s no one i missed though i miss house robberies thank you you what oh hell yeah it was really good thank you

Because i i don’t delay in the hills right now because it’s what it’s and it’s 4m there’s barely any cops on duty and they’re always lurking i mean i know somebody the cops always lurk around the legion square at night you know so we’re chill guys this is the

Best time in the entire day to claim money it’s 4am it’s really lucky that i got in bandit we could do it right now because we could clean the money entirely over two hours we’re done with it forever if this was like 5 p.m we would get one job for like

Six hours it’s so hard to get them all the graphics forgot Try this it’s random you get a car like that how much trunk space in this car typical shut up [ __ ] it’s locked are you kidding me lady only one way to find out chat so this is the car we’re going to choose to do the accident if it has enough strong space

Man wow these locals are well i wasn’t paying attention wait did they change the system they drive well And they buff the locals hey bugged don’t do this to me please it’s rare see look how many jobs we’re getting that’s insane yo hello it’s actually bugging that’s my ui is bugged should be good now i reset it uh i i want to get a laptop really badly now

Okay let’s go take a look oh my god [ __ ] idiot i can’t i can’t kill her Before getting there guy is sketching me out i don’t like him very much like i just met him i mean it’s like the worst it’s like it’s like the worst time to be sketchy is when you meet somebody especially doing crime like why would you want to be sketchy

What’s up chad got my list i’m going to not accept any jobs until we get a car let’s go smash somebody in something sketchy is going on here i don’t like it power gaming power gaming means um not giving a [ __ ] about rp stuff just using mechanics to really power gaming

You’re literally just using the game’s mechanics that are coded as a for the game to bypass rp what’s the brute force rp we need this car we need it we have to wait till we get a job and when we whenever we get to jobs against

It’s gonna tell me to steal a car and we’re gonna do just that steal that car right there i interested my game after this got it see told you nighttime is the best time look at the job instantly boom yep i mean that time it’s forced foreign

My weight is gone snipers [ __ ] it over on don’t give this it wasn’t a sniper [ __ ] okay it was a sniper this car sucks this is like a soccer mom car man yo where you at no i saw my house with my grandma she helped me up should we um we had dinner

Do you want me to re-ping you uh yeah yeah please yeah so we had dinner and um she said if i don’t finish my peas i don’t get any dessert so i the whole thing and then all right yeah we’ll wait and just start yeah

I don’t know what i’m gonna do here i i guess we i guess these oxy runs are worthless this listen i don’t want to waste much too much time i don’t want a power game but i i can’t waste any time here dude

He said we i i mean i i know you said that but it’s just not i don’t think that much of a problem remember earlier he had a mask in his front of the ulcerative mask because i have nothing for them as fast as i can here dude

So i’ll give you an example here’s what a power game you know the oxy runs sometimes the clients will bug and they’re going to spin around and they’ll take they’ll keep buying the product ah that doesn’t really work like that they only work for method it’s a glitch

So you can sell the meth over and over and over and they’ll keep buying it but in real life nobody’s gonna spin around in circles buying one pack of meth every like three seconds okay no nobody’s gonna do that it’s not rp it’s power gaming you’re always gonna spin around buying

One bag every four seconds six boxes that’s fine but that’s fine you’re allowed to do that not a [ __ ] [ __ ] like my kid has strong arms man oh don’t you [ __ ] dare don’t you what a stupid vehicle i’m not power gaming guys shh this is am i going for the java

Well first gonna get we gotta get some some bags first right we’ll speed them up inside the city i really want to do a bank right now i’m feeling very confident and i know this sounds really dumb and and it’s kind of kind of stupid

But for every time i woke up when i went to the computer and i was bored i practiced the hack just for fun i’m still fresh i’m ready i’m ready for hacking dude why i don’t know is that you all right i’ll be [ __ ] waiting you man hurry the [ __ ] up

You ain’t near me i don’t know where you are oh [ __ ] i was a burger shot yeah i miss playing that’s you know worry the [ __ ] up i’m gonna wait all day It lagged really badly there guys i need to rest on my game because uh my textures are made for uh high quality and i’m on normal quality because i put on another server i’ll go to their meeting i don’t mind this whatever did it again yo

Yo you there i can’t hear you yes oh yeah what’s up yeah i’m just gonna introduce you to someone because they’re gonna do this i’m just the person who gets the people okay follow me alright so you’re going to be speaking to the person in the helmet my name’s b

[ __ ] finally this is x what’s up bro what’s up uh that’s mam okay so i’m can you think of the helmet i think i know you aren’t your shrek oh this this the [ __ ] old yeah hey jay this is the [ __ ] [ __ ] call me shrek the guy with the boat time oh jesus

Well i was it’s just an inside joke isn’t it i i mean the trouble right i’d heard right to be honest what took you so [ __ ] long okay so i was at granny’s right and um so usually it’s bingo night but it got canceled so we stayed over

And then uh she said if you don’t eat your peas i don’t get dessert so i put my peas on the side i had a couple of my pockets and the shimmy pulled them all out i had to eat them one by one and then it was um

Then it was sugar pie and uh yeah i i used to have excuse once didn’t i didn’t i jay i think i used studies yeah grandma’s peas uh it is what it is man she helped me right so you want to [ __ ] so you want a little uh

You want a little [ __ ] greeny yeah wait who do you guys work for are you guys uh probably a biker gang sorry are you guys like a biker gamer thing i’ve got a bunch of motorcycle [ __ ] enthusiasts i’ll go as far as to say that okay well right so you’re after this

Green uh green thing yeah yeah man i’ve uh i’ve had my computer it’s slowing down uh at home it’s long way the [ __ ] down i need this uh this green dongle thing yeah interesting i hope you download as much [ __ ] ram as you want mate let’s get this [ __ ] sorted it’s all

Right it has about two days left on it i suppose it’s a little bit above uh i’m getting the uh hello take your time 50. oh then that’s that’s two days she’ll still get signed up i know what the [ __ ] you’re gonna use it for so it’s [ __ ] scuffy as [ __ ] scuffy

You can use it it’s two days we both know what you’re gonna [ __ ] use it for fair enough enough um are you guys all on the list right now what do you mean i mean that’s that’s that’s uh for us to know like if you if you want

Something it’s up to you yeah well i also offer services i do uh i do hackerman’s second men’s uh documents for hire like commands for hire all right yep you bring me on and i hack your bank and i hack it’s so fast i can be out of the bank before the

Police gets there you give me a cut i know okay so so we basically cut the [ __ ] here right we know exactly what we’re all talking about now we’re talking about a bank yeah yeah everybody’s on the [ __ ] bank buster man yeah so this green dongle yeah

Let’s just cut the [ __ ] we know what the [ __ ] it’s for right we know what yeah we’re gonna do with it yes sir have you done one of these things before oh you haven’t done a bunch i’ve been political twice successfully yep on the bank buster man this guy’s good

Nobody does it better well how about how about this how about this what i’m willing to do is grab your number have a chat with my boss and see if he’s uh getting to feel you out of it have a bit of a chat with you

And we can talk how’s that sound fair enough fair enough and then um but in the meantime did you still want to buy this thing because yeah just like you wouldn’t believe yeah how much you want for man well it’s like tossing i don’t know

Well i do know but i’m thinking nah i’m getting like 5.5 holy [ __ ] yeah listen i would give 5.5 for a nearly full blue dongle i’m gonna give it a stack man all right how about four of them we’ll call it a clean four four one point five off it bruh bro listen

I’ll give you guys a little bit of a trick okay because you guys seem to be uh you know you guys seem like nice pals uh these things they get you on the list right and uh what the [ __ ] yeah the second time today i’m thinking

This spot may not be the best for us something somebody’s just waiting that’s good it’s good just go over here some [ __ ] delivery driver he’s [ __ ] hitting the pumps yeah it’s either those are the [ __ ] toys jesus christ over here okay hey right listen we know all

We know all about the list and everything okay tricky go on if you have a little tricky about it i’ll tell you what the list we know about usages and everything we know it’ll last for two days we know that you’re just gonna use it once

Yeah i’m not gonna [ __ ] you guys over okay i’ll tell you what i tend to stay awake for a long time and all i need is to get on the list twice per day all right twice per day right now if i thought well i’m on this already okay

For another eight hours then i would only be able to get almost three times with your dongle that i could probably get with somebody else now i’m just saying i’m probably not the best one to sell the dongle too i’ll give you 2k for it

Oh you guys listen here okay 2k you go and sign yourself up there and you get the dongle back to us you you get your two signs and hand it back to us i’m always on the list bro right so what do you wanted for then i

Wanted to get it to tomorrow and the day after that for myself how much are you willing to spend on this thing 2k 2.5 tops i mean i mean put it this way i know for a fact that you would be able to get you another one

By tomorrow it’s up to you man like i’m not going to be here to twist your arm into buying it from us if you don’t want what we’re offering you don’t want what we’re offering but we can get you another one as [ __ ] as good a quality as you as

You want if you get like tomorrow i’m in all the time i will pay nearly your top price for a pristine gem 10 10 psa maxed out dongle sleeves and everything the whole it needs to be in the package still okay okay i can have a bite tomorrow

If you’re around okay turn it off you got a deal like i said if you’re in if you are interested in doing the banks give us your number i’ll speak to my boss i’ve got his number okay here’s my number why has the number happen uh how good

Are you thinking are you confident as [ __ ] i the green ones okay it’s listen i’m not kidding i can hack the bank before the cops get the call jesus okay maybe yep you get tested yeah you can test me okay all right well listen i think we can

Make a good deal out of this i think this is a very healthy um progressing interaction i enjoy spending the time with you guys and i hope we can make a lot of money together let’s see what happens what was your name my name is x bro

Oh look at that jase gonna be giving me a little kiss are you touching my woman that’s giving me a little kiss just some disrespect he’s showing me some love it’s just business from where i’m from and with this how we deal with business well then do what i’ll get a [ __ ] kiss

On the left here oh i took some makeup he took some makeup off there it is man are you from like kiss city or something not it’s just where uh i’m from france it’s just that we do it with business all right now we’re spreading he’s spreading all over this guy’s giving

Away kisses if you want to kiss all right so we turned down the bank you you want a kiss he needs one hey maddie he’s giving away all of me all of you beautiful now i reckon maybe your girl doesn’t give you enough kisses oh here’s two of them for free he’s

Given the one you want to kiss give that [ __ ] to yourself all right man you guys got a sniper up top nice just looking around all right well well alright so i’m guessing you won’t since you’re already on the list you won’t need this one we’ll get you

Pristine gem tintin in the package yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we’ll we’ll be around so no problem there and if you need to find us mate this is where we’ll be okay i’ll call you just save my number and i’ll sing yeah i’ve sent you a text jay will contact

You if we need to about the bank [ __ ] i suppose okay thank you for uh for your time and i hope you have a lovely day guys absolutely youtube see fair ya i don’t have numbers it’s just that’s just that it’s just i don’t guys doesn’t i have to do the quest i

Have to do the money cleaning before i restart my game i know it’s really bad he’s gonna lag a little bit i’m sorry about that i have to do the job first otherwise i’m gonna lose my job don’t tell my [ __ ] car you [ __ ] hey mr paul what the [ __ ] are you doing

Man we’re doing uh we’re doing burger shopping you just crashed into my car man i need that car man oh what the [ __ ] okay that’s kyle’s fault who’s kyle what homeless kyle i don’t know kyle uh i’m i i got business okay i’ll stay in a minute all right [ __ ] her

So i know this sounds really uh dumb to say but basically uh my game is going to be lagging because i have low settings my money rights isn’t that kind of stupid normally if your settings are high you would lag more but since they’re low it’s lagging because it’s i have to be

Like in sync with the with the mod or whatever i think that’s how it works so basically the the mod pack works best with uh high settings whenever on normal it’s very poorly optimized for it i think i don’t know i don’t know how it works but it’s it’s like a

Speed emitter at 40. change too much trust me this is how you do uh you know how prime i getting good It please don’t bug it’s bugged right yeah it’s bugged okay because i need somebody i need to pursue my game regardless so we’re going to do that we’re going to do this no you you can go to the apartments so so you you can go to the apartments

Whenever you’re on the job it’s just kind of a gamble fix and yellow rising fix anti-analyzing i got 40s not banged Felt like the weight of the world Will work out but i’ve come too far Freedom What’s happening It don’t come fly them is down Is Everything i have most of my students What happens is But i suppose it’s a push Every monday i remember that you’re right Here we go Reasoning is good This science django what was the friend was in jango and jungle Oh no rabbi should be better now see it’s lagging way less The list you know what chad i’m very superstitious sometimes notice [Applause] one more time you little cat [ __ ] i’m gonna track you down i’m gonna [ __ ] i’m gonna find your phone’s ip i’m gonna shut that dude i’m gonna put you to child services for animals whatever the [ __ ] that’s called pita

Keep getting mad man i won’t keep getting mad a little boy i guess i’ll see around it we’re not weirdo i hang up oh yeah we gotta get it come on give me the job even the jungle job give me give me god it’s wait we gotta see we got it

Again isn’t that gonna dank so for some reason i feel like whenever you just log in and get on the list you have a higher chance of getting it i feel like refreshing the list is really good but um maybe i’m surprised i believe most of you got a laptop hey

Yo what up hey can you meet me at benny’s um i had a little bit of uh yeah i can meet you tell me can you pick me up with the apartment yeah one yeah i could go to the bar all right maybe there i got the bench

This is too much i’m telling you is not too much what am i about my next car it’s currently parked uh i’m not using my main car because guys if they if they if okay i’ll tell you how it is here’s what’s gonna happen if i speed

With the main car they arrest me for speeding doing x y z whatever i was doing right then i get arrested for joining me with a suspended license which is which is like 3k plus like 24 months in jail on on top of that they impound my girlfriends career 3k

I go to jail for like 9 10 k total if with the main car there’s no point i get anywhere now move your eyes idiot [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you almost killed him man it’s the handicap yeah yeah yo a wheelchair isn’t a bike [ __ ] get the [ __ ] off the driving lane Jesus christ man you [ __ ] up with the jesus Ah man i can’t i’m not in the movie right now [ __ ] a red light [Applause] can’t believe you’re running out with wheelchair users like that dude yeah you kidding me he thinks he’s a car man there is all right can you draw me on the body yep

One let’s not chat if you get a lap you better hit me up man yeah i mean you better drive properly yeah i know also don’t bring the whole [ __ ] squad okay i don’t i don’t want to pay your [ __ ] your foot soldiers the thing bro it would literally

Just be the two of us okay all right let’s be real okay you know you know there’s a certain somebody who’s probably going to want to come and there’s probably another certain somebody who’s also going to want to come yeah and then and then we’re cutting and cutting and cutting and then

I get a fine for [ __ ] 5k now i get i get like what like 21 give her the whole [ __ ] thing and i got to give custo [ __ ] man yeah i know it’s [ __ ] man i gotta drive too that’s another huge [ __ ] fight for me like

Yeah you just cut all these other people out man it’s way more risk for us yep all right we’ll see you on the pal thanks oh my god cha i could cancel the job and you’re another one hoping that that the pickup spot is closer [Applause] you know what time it is so

Hey pull the vehicle over ass i’ll stop moving don’t remove jackass hey driver go ahead show me your [ __ ] hands now okay that works don’t shoot copper dog man what the [ __ ] well well well if it isn’t mr [ __ ] x huh what happened nothing happened you were parked in the middle

Of the [ __ ] road like a [ __ ] ninka poop you high on drugs or something nah but hey listen i had this um you know sometimes you start driving right from home and you got like uh like an old like mcdonald’s wrapper under your under your pedal It’s under it man okay listen um i pulled you over because you were stopped in the middle of the road over there and i noticed that the window was punched out in your vehicle uh you care to explain uh why your window is punched out in your vehicle sir

Yeah i’m trying to go to benny’s across the circle right there man you’re going to get a fixed strap okay yeah and you’re telling me you got mcdonald’s caught under the uh the pedal over here that’s why you stopped and you sort of stared at me that’s well i thought it’d be

I’d be a danger to society if i drove around like an idiot like an idiot right and um i had an accident because uh the the gas that was broken or someone was on you know i was looking out for the for the greater good of the society man yeah you

Don’t want to be a menace to society you want to be a good boy are you a good player what did you get from the trunk of okay either way uh listen um so where’d you get the x burger shot rentals okay listen i’m gonna believe you this

Time but i gotta do something real quick uh oh right you know no shut against the back never mind you don’t have a phone have a nice day sir oh don’t do illegal [ __ ] next time don’t act so suspicious you had me worried oh okay oh thank you man well it’s an

Old phone uh it’s it’s it’s a nokia wait you actually had a [ __ ] phone yeah that’s why you didn’t find it it’s it’s uh it’s my backpack it’s a no kiss a small one but listen i know some of you guys really like the new phones that i get

The s8s i know they’re expensive yeah and you get and you guys like them i get that okay but um i decided officially to tell the pd i’ve now downgraded nokias for all the way from iphones and um and samsung’s and stuff like that so you’re one of those hipsters okay no

It’s just uh i’m trying to devalue my belongings you know so people like you you know wouldn’t be attracted to maybe getting your hands on one of my phones hey listen okay there’s no part of you that i want to get second hand vance why don’t you get you

Get in your [ __ ] vehicle is probably stolen uh get on out of here yep burger shot rentals guys next time don’t act so suspicious and don’t drive off when i tell you not to yeah uh let me just think of that rapper here you’re lucky you haven’t been to

Jail for a week or i’d really [ __ ] you in the ass right now oh oh yeah i’m not driving metaphorically of course drag stapes sir yeah make sure you remember i’m sorry i’m sorry about that i actually apologize man that guy actually looks like that’s weird what’s up okay

So my game mr glitch yo what’s up oh [ __ ] um how’s it going oh yeah what up um i mean this [ __ ] won’t talk to me man um uh do you need help with this nah he’s good wait what’s your name pal i’m izzy okay what a man nice tats bro thank you

Hi well all right man you could go uh you know all right do you need help with how to i’m waiting for him to give me a new job because he’s being a little bit happy so mine took like 15 minutes so it might just be because a lot of people

Drink ah okay that’s the way i get the job she can give me packages for free well it’s too late now i lost the job um oh we have to wait i don’t like that we got chad we got real unlucky yo what’s up are you new at this

Uh yeah what’s up yeah he can put more even more boxes i mean you look like a strong woman oh okay hey just ask him for a box and drop him on the floor and then you know repeat the process until then you uh oh i thought okay i can stack those boxes

I select them all the time come on man how we’re getting a little bit would be everybody got like two more so it’s not investigation that’s okay the problem slow and steady hey you got um are you doing this to clean your bills or do you

Just oh you just need the money i’m just doing it um which i mean can you do it cleaning bills too yeah it does it simultaneously some of these [ __ ] crackheads they’ll buy the whole thing okay i’m gonna buy bills or what do you do i mean

I mean if you could clean for me it’d be nice yeah i don’t uh i mean i can sleep but i’m thinking around with me now how many do you how many is it per run you can always just come with if you want and i really don’t mind

Wanna see him or are you waiting for your job i don’t think i can add anyone to the current job yeah i’m currently angry because uh this guy just he kind of stonewalled me when i got here he did what he just won’t talk to you at

All oh yeah it’s hate my package as well nah i think my um my glove is stuck in your door it literally is yeah i’m not getting none of those jason it’s being kind of weird if you can ask me was it not like that crazy yeah my

Goodness how many packages you got in there i don’t think he’s gonna have any for me what after you’re done with this guy man you’re cleaning him out you’re cleaning him out all right leading him out yeah you thinking a lot of packers off of him okay well

Have a good night oh you have a good one i’m sorry that he uh i hope he kind of gets to you soon you know yeah sorry yeah yep all right have a good one [ __ ] job man so so i had to talk to come on man give me a job dude

I’m saying already it sucks because we got so many jobs that back to back to back and the one that i glitches and i cancel it it’s done so that’s two glitches in a row dude what the what why did i chat there’s having a if i have a boxing department

Is it like it can be bugging it what should i have right now i understand what we’ll play game chat it’s kind of cute oh i read the chat i said go in first person what is your problem dude i knew it was gonna happen [ __ ] off with that so done

Any new outfits right okay i mean we could just go around then i mean i guess we’ll do other stuff while we’re ready for this all right i’ll get out of here look for raj we’re cool with raj right up i don’t have a gun though yeah alexa should be cool

Uh why don’t you just do a burger shot then i’m kidding i’m not gonna be able to work a shot a little bit of money on the side i mean it’s good burger is good bunny let’s be honest it’s actually a good amount especially if i start fraudulating it let’s [ __ ] it

That’s my new rp dude x is trying to go on the way up way up up i’m gonna do some fraudulation this is the fraud arcane what does that mean flatulating it means just fraud means that we create receipts um by multi-selling instead of packaging the order in one order so we

Get more receipts you’re allowed so you would get banned from the server if you um created your created receipts on your own for yourself if you make others do it it’s fine not gonna get banned but you know it’s you can’t go to court that’s fine though how’s it wrong with it

Record his content so i’ll try to complain about oh no who’s that oh yeah oh [ __ ] hold on a minute yeah it’s me what up what are you guys doing here uh i was just here bringing nicotine back from the hospital yeah oh man guys [ __ ] but now this got me horny i

Gotta go drink one off give me a minute okay i gotta change oh yeah yeah oh yeah for sure yeah just with the boys let’s just void uh our rules and let’s restart this uh dice right everything just a flat thing hey what’s up bro you want to gamble with us

1k rolls we’re doing a dice game you know how to roll that yeah i’m uh ruled how much 1 000 yeah what’s that how many diamonds oh 12 my bad i was confused on what you’re asking for a second 12-sided dike all right this is the game it’s called weapon sevens

You’re on eleven one twelve yeah yeah yeah one two you’re right instant win seven everybody gets to go again until you’re out everybody got so what happened you wrote a nine yeah and then he rose nobody yeah so that means nothing unless someone wants an elect rolls on 11 seven or two [ __ ]

Oh it comes to an eleven oh eight but is anybody down to do it for 5k that dude looks like [ __ ] dick bastard i’m i’m not gonna pay for this [ __ ] scam piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] loaded diet yikes man i’m not addicted oh so you already had a car ready

Finesse yeah i wasn’t gonna pay that [ __ ] a single penny man yeah he looked like a douche look at nobody looks like a [ __ ] scammer yeah yeah he did he was a scam officer didn’t you come in the booger shot at telling myself uh which aren’t you our manager um i’m like a

Half manager i’m like uh you know i’m can i grab some free food and try to get some [ __ ] free receipt and then i dip out [ __ ] yeah yeah i walk in smoke cigarettes in the manager’s office and then uh get my money and dip

Yes i was going to um i was going to expose a big scandal man [ __ ] local what’s about is your problem holy [ __ ] hit you with the double one i was going to expose a big scandal at the burger shot called [ __ ] gate when people clock in and they go take a

[ __ ] like eight-hour stream and they fall asleep on the [ __ ] and they clock in the receipts man they think like 8k they’re doing this you heard about [ __ ] before here man i think you got a dust ball down your [ __ ] throat man you got one of those tumbleweeds all

The way back in there man listen man it’s not a [ __ ] don’t swallow the whole thing man this guy did he’s just not talking about him it’s not me he did it again hey yeah what’s your name bro my name is x bro i’m scruffy nice to meet you

Nice to meet you man i got this problem with this guy it’s just not uh yeah i can’t talk to him either you have the job though no i don’t um but if you don’t have the job usually can’t you uh talk to him anyway he tells you to [ __ ] off remember

I i i think it’s a problem i have with my [ __ ] apartment thing chad who was the girl we’re with over here all right let’s go scam some people or something i need some [ __ ] food i’m starving i get a whole horse a whole horse man i have there’s some in their roblox

We could fully resign in so what do you do for fun bro long walks on the beach hi rob banks pretty sick it’s good money i’ve never robbed a bank seems fun yeah it’s uh it’s a lot of fun i’m sure i’ll get there one day yeah that probably [ __ ] blowed

You gotta do jail for a few months you look like you smell crackers what crack oh of course oh how do you man you got any in front of why not no i wish that yeah we got a co-worker named kyle and uh finger damn they got crack and [ __ ]

I’ll help you man meth you know that you know when they work i’d love to have over the cracker oh yeah if you’re working a burger shot for longer than five minutes i need to be hot yeah man nobody wants their sober man no way except [ __ ] hey yeah you gotta be

Like some kind of baby imagine not doing a joint on that at work man not possible all right well uh i gotta go explain you gotta head back inside hold on all right yo what the [ __ ] are you doing man there you were kidding me because i work here i own the place

What’s up okay listen hey i your freaking colleagues i don’t know i talk to them they don’t know but there is this guy he was wearing his pulse key he said he sells joints i want to join and i also want to i got a couple yeah i mean i have long

Picks and joints how much do you want for how much you’re selling uh a thousand bucks you get a lot of picking three joints holy [ __ ] that is a deal and a half one second this guy running a taco shot in front of our burger shot what is it

Uh he’s just an idiot dude a little finesse action he don’t know that talked to this guy you’re useless all right come here hey it’s on the ground man pick it up i mean this guy right over here this is uh burger shot’s head of market yo yo i

Just [ __ ] scammed that guy man why did you just kill him see he could tell you all about scamming yo who’s there who is this man this is kyle kyle hello isn’t you here no haven’t you met a hobo kyle kyle is that you all right take the thing off then

What what sleep take the thing off man wait what take the [ __ ] thing off man uh are you even working matt met bro i’m your boss man take the [ __ ] thing off man no i’m not gonna i’m gonna look like this if i take that

Are you the guy that was asking for free [ __ ] last time You were here now uh the fins ages ago we so how’d you get the job anyway man how did that was cool he used to be the the the homeless donut maker he just come in and make donuts every once in a while we can be honest

We can’t be giving jobs to all the [ __ ] homeless yeah man oh you got any crack on dude we gotta keep on the streets oh yeah yeah you might be right about that oh that’s cool he’s a he’s a he’s a changed man now

Yeah sure man so do you have a house now nope okay so why’d you get a job then if you’re [ __ ] homeless man the whole point is to get a house isn’t it it doesn’t even make any sense how’s the homeless member to [ __ ] get off the

Streets if he doesn’t get a [ __ ] jeep exactly we hired you you have a job yet you have a house yet you don’t get a hug as soon as you got a jeep you checking up somewhere a jeep [ __ ] a jeep what is that a jeep

Let’s see let’s see you don’t just get a hold as soon as you get a [ __ ] jeep bro what the [ __ ] is a jeep man it’s a job jeep that’s what i said a jeep no it’s a dude it’s a [ __ ] job man not a jeep that’s what i see

Jeep oh you’re gonna get one of them cheap drink grand cherokees instead of a house i don’t know what you’re saving up for a car jesus christ just saved my money yeah for jesus okay well um okay uh um yeah but uh i’ve had enough of this um

I got to do some crimes so uh no keep the business rolling guys don’t don’t do murder do a burger oh yeah you know we’re closed right now by the way yeah yeah i know all right so hey what is this new thing you guys got going on

Oh yeah we’re doing a shot mobile we’re going around uh we pull up on people uh and then just some burgers right on the spot burger shot already sucks now now we now we suck mobily yeah hey boys be ready by the way i’m dropping a burger shot uh burger shot

Rap next week i’m dissing rooster wrestling all right we’re going global marketing we’re going crazy boy all right well uh i’m head of marketing so i’ll help you guys with that but uh for now i got to do some crime scenes a minute all right sounds good the [ __ ] are your pants

Is gazing open oh we should be signing you’re correct about that i’m banned not anymore i’m not oh is he having a laptop for me yo welcome [ __ ] backpacks baby yo what up man it’s actually you’re sliding that lenny is goddammit i wear the [ __ ] any seeds

Oh [ __ ] yeah i planted all of them man you [ __ ] you have unity got let me [ __ ] killed you played all the seats and you [ __ ] off for a week i took the gamble man i took the gamble gamble and on lenny’s behalf that he got really [ __ ]

Well tell you what happened um i gambled i would get at least one good seed and i got i got only females yeah yeah listen i’ll tell you what happened okay where i would uh you know plant plant the female in the middle and would get

One male back or more and i got zero yep great wonderful well guess what he now has no male seeds no farm nothing ruined belly’s [ __ ] life before you decided to go on holidays wherever the [ __ ] you went the thing is mr lang okay he like he owns the planet or some [ __ ]

I don’t know what’s up with him this crackhead he’s not gonna get mad for like 12 seeds oh no he got very mad he got very very bad very very bad and i guess what because x wasn’t around to take the blame and he [ __ ] took the blame please

Beat up the lady spit in hoiding for a whole goddamn [ __ ] weakness well that’s what lady does best isn’t it taking the blame oh let me let his large it’s hard to hold you behind the tree what the hell how would you [ __ ] clean boys after you yeah but you’ve

Been thinking about a hit man absolutely and everything he was horrific it was a nightmare worst week of lenny’s goddamn life lenny is fine many oh you’re not time you’re fine man you’re doing great oh don’t let these bloody smile please you’re still breathing you’re still talking that’s that’s good enough for me

That’s that’s what you mean that’s good you cheeky [ __ ] you cheeky bastard now me and you’re both alive and we’ve got the seeds no that sounds good at least yeah you’ve had a nice little vacation he’s been stuck holding [ __ ] trees in the woods for the past week

The gulag isn’t the vacation okay i barely got any food of them and i’m um well it looks like we both did bad but it’s all down your [ __ ] mistake try and get them above a bell seat and we’ll plant more farms i’m sure we can piece the puzzle

Together i can’t be the one to plant or do anything let’s see i i can’t uh i i get uh get the male seed then you’ll plant it okay fair enough how about that okay yeah i’ll do that okay he’s got a small team of farmers so

But we don’t have any seeds to farm at the moment how efficient are you guys we have zero seats nobody has two females no one female one female sleepless wow if we get a male we could pull the gamble again and then we could go ham but at the

Moment land pretty much owns the [ __ ] world like you said he has probably a hundred male seeds it’s gonna be like that for a while man if we want to take him down we need to do something about that we need to do something about that next

Because nobody else is gonna [ __ ] do anything about it yeah i mean you’re not wrong um yep isn’t this this line [ __ ] um oh [ __ ] i’m ready let me have to go on his hands and needs a [ __ ] big forgiveness so we need murder lady he bury [ __ ] for the whole [ __ ]

City well did i’m a man of uh of big things and big dares what i have with mr lang is that um i feel like he’s getting bored up there i mean they have it all you know a good paying job he’s a bloody billionaire how is he bored exactly

That’s boring the guy pretty much just [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] he wants whatever he wants that’s not border if that’s boredom than lenny he should be dead from boredom at the moment oh no no i’m telling you he’s bored 100 percent he’s got all the money i mean there’s nothing he’s spending on

Them oh oh you know what you um do you want to uh that he’s got a dongle that’s about to die off dude are you on the list okay well if you’re around then you know let me do the bank two bank jobs then he’s getting very lucky with laptops recently so

Uh then are you are you busting them or what yeah lenny’s doing good then he’s got a few getaways at work um past and then the one yesterday they had six [ __ ] cop cars and a helicopter and an atv and we got caught yeah when i was

In the gulag i was thinking about a lot of plans that we could do oh oh all right they open for private events all right yo hey raw man coming right up nice one okay you can swipe your card right here nice one i miss lying is uh my friend usually

Doesn’t make me pay but for now i’ll pay no problem uh huh likely story okay i’ll make that for you right away what’s that man yeah mister you [ __ ] what in the [ __ ] what am i looking at right now yeah you’re looking at a man who won the

Gulag bound you’d like a man who was coming out on top of a [ __ ] that [ __ ] said he was going to take me for a stake in the chianti yeah [ __ ] flight around the island but you’re a [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] x yeah i got flagged

What what the [ __ ] what do you what is this gulag [ __ ] uh it’s like an old russian prison like look the only thing you need in this [ __ ] town is me drink dr dre i’m the only one needs to patch you up all right yeah i mean you’ll have to patch me up

Man the thing that they did to me over there it’s so horrible [ __ ] it’s good to see you back man thanks man i have your heart right up there you breathe the [ __ ] order of fresh air in my [ __ ] lungs right now all right hell yeah man hey doesn’t it

Hey hopefully you probably that you puff for some life back into me next time i said the hospital right oh yeah can i make it over here please not eat let’s go all the time and out man you come and see me noodles all right man thanks for thank you

Everybody say that again bro glad to see you guys two coffees please do those two coffees guys we’re gonna get all crazy with it all right no take it easy all right buddy hey right back at you all right [ __ ] flight that steak in that [ __ ] glass

Of wine it’s right around the corner man right around the corner is he gonna sing i want irish guy irish guy you gotta pay for your food It’s like a jazz bar in here with this yo this is this guy’s like ray charles without the skills wow damn wow get weepy over here wait can you spin the wheel he’s pretty skilled if it’s not open oh my god oh my god

I’ll just say yes and no but i mean i’m not gonna [ __ ] metagame it i’m just gonna go look at it do it myself the car is 0.04 chance 0.04 so it’s my csgo knives oh oh [ __ ] off spin the wheel [ __ ] stop smoking man what [ __ ] year is this

Hello man do you have a membership membership of course i’m a member should be kidding me a spiritual guy on yellow pages who sells private wheel for one thousand who is he i i don’t know who he is i just saw it if you buy it i would also like to have

One spin not happening okay no problem i was just kidding What you [ __ ] did to my car hey man wait i need to make a parking ticket bro i’m not gonna pay your [ __ ] man okay why why you can’t park here no no no wait a minute wait how many do you get for tow car 400.

I have an idea how about i get a bunch of cars in that parking right next to your office and you just keep towing them back to back to back to back to back how much cut do you want fifty percent but the thing is you can only impound request

Once per uh sometime you can’t like yeah but i got another idea what is it we can instead of towing the trucks we can sell them for you know criminal stuff nobody’s gonna buy the [ __ ] then well okay i got the call sorry see man it’s not power game idiot

It’s a work of art called business [Applause] oh god it’s business was driving this car behind me sorry which car that one right there although i can’t afford that big ass truck over there hell no i can’t afford that look how big it is the white one over there

What the [ __ ] is in the vehicle what are you doing right now i’m not doing anything i don’t have a license man i saw you get out of the vehicle x nope that wasn’t moving no i’ll tell you what i haven’t had a [ __ ] load off in four goddamn three weeks

And i’m frustrated okay and i will take my frustration out on you do not [ __ ] lie to me listen are you rubbing microwaves again [ __ ] no i promise you can look at the you know what i give you permission sir i give you a full seizure uh on the car

You can go look at it it’s not in mine it’s empty how would i know what the [ __ ] are you driving the stroller