Wow look at this beautiful world excellent terrain and so many different biomes to discover i can’t wait to begin my journey in minecraft tree [Laughter] the supplement of every beginning of a minecrafter’s playthrough i’m now going to proceed to cut down this bottom oak log so i can make a crafting table i’m sorry mr o’clock i did not mean to harm you in any way oh wow that was quite an adventure That oak log almost killed me anyway it’s time for me to craft some tools that way i can use them for crafting mining and survival oh my it seems that the sky is getting dark this means that the night and evening shall follow and when that happens awful googlies and Mobs will come to attack me i better finish making my house here oh man they don’t even notice me bruh oh yes i finally constructed my full house and in the nick of time too the night was almost about to come now i could finally take a rest in my Cozy bed that i made out of the slaughtering of three sheep and a bunch of wood that i managed to salvage from the oak plank that was sentient hopefully no googlies come to encounter me in this in this humble abode i’ve created for myself oh dear lord that was quite the unfortunate Event i was sure certain that i was safe in my humble ebola but this is quite disappointing i hope no more googlies will come to encounter me on my adventures and whenever i encounter them again they will have hell to pay Uh yes this portal will take me to a brand new dimension in which i will discover new googlies i can help you out with that dimension this is quite the useful deus ex machina of events i will use this encounter so that way i can use you for extra storage here use this Chest that i crafted thanks for giving me the chest man i can help you on your adventure let’s go to the nethers Wow we’re finally here and then in the nether and i have a chest i want to help you out buddy according to this book that i bought from amazon.com it says that we have to look for something called another fortress in which we will use to find blaze rods them combined With the ender pearls that we get from endermen will be able to give us eyes of ender which will we will then use to go to the stronghold found somewhere in the overworld and there we will fight the ender dragon one of the most powerful mobs in minecraft now you’re gonna want To sit down for this it’s going to be absolute [Applause] how are we going to get there so fast i hear an automobile What the [ __ ] [Applause] I usually don’t drive these types of cars i only know how to drive the burger mobile i don’t give a [ __ ] spongebob bubblegum [Applause] this seems to be the place i always love playing games with squidward we used to call it squid game squad games jesus [ __ ] christ run run run run spongebob we’ve finally done it we have all six of the chaos blaze rods uh hey hey steve you you’ve been so kind To me man you really mean a lot to me and i hope you become what is this it can’t be a randomly generated n slot these 12 blocks are used to spawn the famous n portal this only has a 0.0001 e negative 24th chance of happening And yet here we are what a great game minecraft is oh this is quite the unfortunate circumstance of events it seems that i’m missing one last ender eye for this portal how i be able to acquire another portal without dying i can help you Also my friend in the back can help you hi oh my god spider-man and batman will you be able to help me put this last ender pearl in place so i can travel to the end dimension and defeat the forsaken ender Dragon yes seriously have to go up there and defeat this ender dragon well i know that there’s a certain way that we could do this okay keep you can use beds tnt arrows and potions to harm the nether then the [ __ ] the [ __ ] you what we’ll do is we’ll have to defeat The crystals on the top of these obsidian pillars afterwards we can attack the ender dragon without it regaining health and it’ll make our conquest a lot easier did you say dragon why yes my marsupial friend i did say i love dragons let’s go defeat this [Laughter] god destroyer I’m gonna defeat this dragon i’m gonna [ __ ] that dragon Guys we finally did it we defeated the dragon thanks to the power of friendship yeah yeah wait captain america he did nothing this way and donkey [Applause] To turn into a tree okay how’d you do this ah it seems that the the sky is getting dark this means that the night it seems that the sky oh my god [Laughter] all right let’s try it again three two one thank you so much i hate you so much That’s why all directors look behind you look behind you oh my dear good lord oh my god yeah we actually like illegitimately so much because he said he said all these googlies and i was like what the [ __ ] uh this piece of bedrock i got from 2b2t Oh yes i finally constructed my house in the nick of time oh [ __ ] i’m sorry okay that was a good that was a good scene good scene good scene all right good scene um i don’t think that’s about the minecraft movie bruh bb what’s your teleporting side of me [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Bro oh he is now a turkey don’t don’t crash though please don’t two one action God damn i hate rhino okay all right what is this new dimension i’m quite alien to this new world it’s a classroom he’s right here prank him john go one action one action [Applause] that’s copyrighted oh [ __ ] you’re right be like no miss puff is never going to give me my License something like that she told me to floor it and i slurred it No you’re supposed to be one short dude [Laughter] this is quite the inevitable of [ __ ] no that’s the point that’s the point that’s the point brother fight get it get in the bathroom Oh god i have an idea excuse me fellow neighbor i’d like to ask you a question if that’s okay with you how do we murder your mother turn from spider-man churchill into donkey right how about that okay while you say dragon Something i don’t know then we can like do the the final scene where you guys like oh man we did it thanks to the power of french [ __ ] why do you look like jesus christ maybe i am if you enjoyed this click here to watch another funny video you can also follow Me on twitch to catch my weekly live streams and join my discord server links in the description Video Information
This video, titled ‘THE MINECRAFT MOVIE (real) (not really)’, was uploaded by Yahiamice LIVE! on 2022-03-05 01:41:18. It has garnered 314246 views and 17430 likes. The duration of the video is 00:15:00 or 900 seconds.
Mojang didn’t release the minecraft movie on March 4th 2022, as previously advertised? Guess we gotta intervene.
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It’s march 4th. Mojang promised us a Minecraft movie. Delighted, i hit up my local movie theater as soon as possible. But alas, it turned out that they failed to meet the deadline and crushed all our expectations by not providing us with the aforementioned Minecraft movie. My frustration and rage knew no bound. I went back home by speedrunning at 25mphs, hopped on stream with three of my friends, jabibi, Vibe, and LCDirects, and we decided to make the movie ourselves. Throughout two hours, we told a story. A story about Minecraft Steve. Without Alex. We couldn’t afford Alex so we just brought Spongebob and Donkey from Shrek in there. Don’t ask me why they’re so high detailed, i used the Blockbuster Mod for Minecraft 1.12.2 (You might find it being used in a LOT of Tiktoks that are targeted to kids.) This video, however, does not cater to children. It caters to GAMERS. Real gamers. Who think games. Who eat games. Who live games. And play games, and Squid Games ‼. With the help of Spiderman, Shrek, Captain America, and a Car, Steve managed to defeat the ender dragon, the menace that tormented his world. All is well in the minecraft world, once again. Also theres 7 extra minutes of bloopers because we were laughing so hard at the dumbest stuff. Try not to laugh at this whole video, as it was EXTREMELY funny!! (I am not Freddy Fazbear)