AndyCraft – I HIRED NINJAS TO KILL MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS! (Minecraft)

Hey I got to say thank you so much for letting us live here yeah yeah whatever I just did this cuz I owed you a favor I’m going to go out for a nice walk I’ll see you guys later yeah we’ll we’ll finish off in here Andy you go have fun

Oh there’s the door let me go out here oh the view is be what the heck how did you guys find me hi hi Andy what the heck are you doing here I can’t believe you tried to move away from us yeah baby you’re supposed to be mine forever

What’s the point in trying to move away anyway way we’re going to find you you know I moved here to restart my life now go away restart your life without me you’re going to pay for that yeah we should do it girls yeah I think it’s

Time we should do it do it do do what what are you guys talking about what is going on out here Andy who are these three this is why I moved here these three girls never leave me alone they follow me everywhere ah these are the

Three you wanted me to be your bodyguard for huh what other % I told you if they ever come here get rid of them did I hear you say bodyguard we protect you Andy no you don’t not anymore come here you’re about to catch these hands if you

Don’t get off his property what are you talking about bodyguard I’m holy shees are you serious okay okay that’s enough messing around everybody let’s find the tsunami y the tsunam wait what the heck are you guys talking about what is that in your hand that that’s just buckets of

Lava oh it’s not just a bucket of lava yes it’s literally just a bucket of lava they’re so stupid wait oh and it’s expanding some sort of lava tsunami how is it doing that it doesn’t make any sense that this H lava Works wait are they like up there placing more I don’t

I can’t even see no I know I think I can’t stop it Andy I don’t think I can stop it to save us I don’t know no no no I’m sorry my God my brand new house you’ve got to be kidding me how like that they spawn a

Lava tsunami it’s destroying the whole world that’s it I can’t just hire a bully I need to hire somebody better somebody trained I need to hire like a ninja or an assassin I’m going to the only place I know I’m going to the agency and I’m going to hire somebody to

Kill these stupid fat girls once and for all okay these are the most highly trained people I know this place is insane I need to talk to whoever works here right away Mr secretary I’d like to talk to you so you’re looking to hire a

Ninja I heard yes yes I have like three people I really want them to die well we’re certainly qualified to do that for you like how qualified are you talking like I’ve tried everything to get rid of these girls I’m telling you they are absolutely insane no matter who i s at

Them they somehow get rid of them I can tell you my dear fellow we’re more than capable of taking care of any problem you might have like how sure are you about that man like 100% oh I’m sure very sure oh thank you that is really

What I needed to hear so um how do I get started well first if you want to get him killed you need to join us I have to join you wait what are you talking about I’m not trained to be a ninja then we will have to start chain you as a ninja

Holy shees I don’t know if I’m ready for this I just kind of wanted you guys to do it for me your ninja training begins now what the he full suit of armor oh man this is really scary Andy son you have a lot of potential you can go far

In ninja business wait do you really mean it maybe I could get rid of them myself I know you can andon all right well just step outside and we can get your training started okay okay holy shees these weapons are really strong okay I’m going to go on it outside and

Is this all I God I thought ninjas are supposed to have Mobility oh of course we have our signature item our Grapplers they help us in our movement guys I’m kind of scared to use this thing like what does it do what do you mean what

Does it do just try it out for yourself you’ll soon find out um okay I’m really scared to try oh oh my God you guys I’m scared how do I get down from here you’re doing a great addition do not falter now this is so scary oh okay I’m going

To try to oh oh my God this is actually insane oh man oh man get me down get me down oh oh okay I think I’m okay you are a quick tolearn student he is one of our best yes yes I agree you will do a fine

Addition to our little business Andy now where is this problem of yours um okay so like they live like over that way and I really want to get rid of them well I see shall we yes yes please come on let’s go get rid of them already let us take

And Son’s problems um okay guys uh we got to the gate how are we going to get over this thing well that should be simple and easy Andy remember the tools we’ve given you oh my God you’re right I got to somehow find a way to use this

Grappler oh I could grapple onto this tree over here you learn a quick Cy son your brain work well I want this more than anything a oh man oh man this is terrifying oh look at him go he’s excelling so fast okay come on you guys

I’ll lead the way they’re over this way lead the way andan we will follow your lead oh this is so awesome why did I do this forever ago oh holy shees okay just a little bit further through the trees you guys they’re over here I’m telling

You we’re getting close I can sense the danger and the sun this is a formidable fo don’t let their looks deceive you they are literally crazy well I suppose we’ll have to approach it with caution then be prepared for battle everyone wait you guys that’s them right over

There on the hill that’s their mansion house they just moved in that is our Target then a Target should be slain okay I’m ready I’m ready let’s kill them we’ll follow your lead on the sun okay okay holy this thing is really dangerous what if I die holy they surrounded their

Entire mansion with a water moat I’m telling you they mean business this moat certainly is Big maybe this uh Target of yours is a bit more dangerous than we thought I’ve been trying to tell you that at first they might seem harmless but once you get to know them you’ll see

Their true identities oh we won’t get to know them they’ll get to know our steel that is what I wanted to hear okay you guys I think it’s time we strike then strike we shall andon make your way to your target okay here I go this is

Insane oh I hear the stupid F girl and I’m on the roof now oh oh my God that was so awesome we are nearly there ay now that we have approached we must be stey stealthy okay you lead the way bro now that we’re up here I’m going to

Trust you now our footsteps must touch the floor as if we are never there I think I hear them their laughter is a deceiving to one’s ears a formidable foe indeed oh I’m so glad that you actually realized everybody always foes for their little laughs I’m just going to go ahead and

Sneak across I don’t want them to see me or hear me your footsteps should be like wind Andy silent you are so wise I love this guy I see the targets Andy they appear humless as you say no no I’m telling you bro that’s not true you got

To believe me then I suppose we must strike quickly yes well they’re not expecting it that’s exactly what I’m thinking okay okay I’m going to start sneaking it right now here I go hi hi it appears we have been spotted and yeah yeah I’m not surprised but I’m not

Scared to face them head on I do have some sharp eyes baby what are you doing here yeah we didn’t know you were going to come over today but we’re so happy that you did you should have just told us well Isabelle I’m not exactly Here

For a Good Time it’s always a good time when you’re here what are you talking about no stop it Isabella that’s what I’m trying to tell you that is not the case right now A that’s always the case baby stop being dramatic yeah and who are your friends who you brought here we

Are Andy sons and Masters wait Masters no one’s the master of Andy do not speak to me so lightly we are here to carry out a mission a mission given by and wait so wouldn’t Andy be your master then no h he’s hired us to do a job of

Sorts oh oh what kind of job can I help you guys do you guys want to stay here for a sleepover well I suppose you could help us by dying at our blades yes come on let’s kill them now we kill you smoke bomb away I can’t see anything it’s too

Much no no no I need to go wait are you okay yeah yeah I’m okay what was that back there I’ve never even seen them use something like that it appears that they have similar equipment to what we do so how they acquired it there I have no idea yeah I don’t I’m

Telling you I’ve known them for a really long time and they’ve never used that before the tactics of these girls is nothing alike we’ve fef I’ve been trying to tell you that they’re no ordinary girls I assure you andon you have hired us for job and job will be completed

Okay then let’s go back back inside the house and finish them right you son ah wait Sophia how are you on the ceiling she has got a tactics similar to USS where did you learn this girl baby look at me I’m a ninja do you love me no I

Don’t love you and hour the heck are you a ninja all of a sudden these girls seem to have an uncanny ability to copy whatever their enemies are H curious what Andy I’m going to kiss you they hurting us with our weap I’m going to puke I’m going to puke no

Ay son I am taking a lot of damage we should baby you threw up do you want to eat some chicken so you feel better no no I don’t want your chicken Sophia I’m trying to kill you can you stop being so stupid it’s a trick Andy do not eat the

Chicken we should strike while she’s alone no I’m telling you it’s probably not a trick it’s probably real chicken she’s just literally a lunatic I cooked it myself with love that is so awful I can’t believe you lie like this Sophia I cooked it with love well I cooked some too okay

Can we put them in their places you guys we have them literally cornered they’re a bunch of idiots Andy son I do not trust these there’s something off about them they are more powerful than I thought oh your friends are kind of cute too you should invite them more often

Well you guys must be muscular under those clothes can you stop flirting with them Sophia we’re here to get rid of you idiots now get back cuz it’s time to die why are you being so mean you guys look we finally got them corner there’s no way you guys are

Getting out of this this time W and’s cornering us hey hey that that is not what it’s supposed to be I’m trying to get rid of you wait Andy get closer kiss me next no no I’m not going to kiss you I’m going to kill you a he looks so good

In Black he’s so shy oh man I can’t think he’s anywhere guys come on let’s get them already let us go we will do the first strike hey how are they getting out of here hey hey you stop it you stop it you idiots where do you think

Going hey oh my God where did they get grappling hooks from you guys how did they get equipment similar to us I oh this is very curious are one of you guys working for them there’s no way they just became ninjas out of nowhere I’m telling you on the son we are

Trustworthy powerful n look look literally look at Isabella she’s across the map how does she have this much power who trained her who is your master Isabella you want to know who’s my master and he’s my master my master look at that disgusting dance Mo she stole from me come on she’s

Just ruining it Andy you have done and trained these girls very well maybe we should be following you I didn’t train them bro what are you they just copy me look it’s the other fed girls too all these idiots no iies their grap looks even Sophia and she’s the dumbest person

I know if they copy you Andy you must have a lot of skill it seems oh my God are you guys idiots aren’t you guys supposed to be smart or something we are but something’s not adding up why are they so strong Andy I’m stuck up here

Help me save me do you guys see what I’m talking about she’s literally an idiot she got a grappl and now she’s stuck in a tree um yes I do and Isabella is still down there dancing and I think I just saw Olivia hit a dab oh my God the ABS

On flick for real for real oh come on bch don’t compliment their stupid ABS bye baby oh my God I give up they’re never going to be gone you cannot give up so easily andon we can defeat this for but we need more preparation time more preparation you guys are supposed

To be highly trained ninjas and three stupid fat girls outsmarted all three of us they did not outsmart they outskilled outskilled are you serious you you’ve got to be joking it seems like the biggest skill issue I have ever seen actually I think you’re right we need to

Train harder maybe if we train all night and then we go chase them down we can kill them it is a mon time Andy lead the way okay we need to have a montage let’s go everybody you need to get stronger your moves are very good as they are but

There is nothing compared to them okay okay I think I see what you’re saying and the way you looked out in the distance there man that was really scary I’m sick of them always annoying me I need to get stronger what n that’s it do get stronger Andy keep going do not give

Up St trying not let oh this is really tiring you guys hard Andy hold well Andy if uh you can’t get stronger then I’m afraid we might be at a loss keep going Andy don’t give up oh my God how many do I have to do you guys

Before I’m strong enough you have to do plenty more plenty more before you’re strong enough that is right Andy son you must do more more okay okay I’m going leave me alone we shall not leave you alone until you okay I can’t do anymore I’m sorry

That is fine I think that should be enough hopefully I don’t understand wait you guys are telling me you’re training is I just did like you know like maybe like 50 push-ups and now you think I can go take the girls on that is precisely correct what is training but not our

Muscles growing H wow okay wait you guys are really wise or really stupid I actually can’t tell but I’m down to try to kill them again then it is settled then we we shall try we shall fight and we shall kill holy sheesh okay let’s go

Everybody we need to go find them guys I think I know where they went I have a really good idea where do you think hyon I think they went back to the agency it’s the only thing that makes sense then we shall go Andy son with your new

Found powers take the leap of faith the the leap of faith what are you talking about into the water you know what I am talking about AE with your new powers falling is no obstacle okay okay you really think so you think I’m strong enough oh we know so Andy take the

Plunge and you’ll find out okay no what the heck I am so powerful those stupid fan girls don’t stand a chance against me now yes perfect we should be able to do it we’re all strong enough now okay guys I see the agency in the

Distance wait and I see the fan girls up there just barely but I could see them finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary okay come on let’s kill them okay you guys I’m starting to see the agency we’re really close and they’re still up there on the roof ay

Stupid Isabella we must be careful When approaching Andy remember your steps should be like the wind like the wind okay okay that’s really wise and or really stupid I still don’t know it’s really wise Andy you should know this by now okay okay I’m sorry but like I I

Just want to see some results you know like if I actually see like you guys do something then maybe I’ll believe it oh you’ll see results Andy just believe us okay I believe I believe let’s kill you guys I’m climbing the agency let us climb the agency and smite our fo what

The he Isabella is throwing a bunch of chicken down from the roof are you serious where did she get all this cooked chicken from okay whatever I can’t get distracted by their stupid little Shenanigans I’m climbing all the way up oh oh my God oh my oh God I don’t

Want to die I don’t want to die be careful not to go in alone Andy I’m here it’s time for you idiots to die oh no he’s gone in alone and we still don’t know what those monsters are capable of Andy you followed us all the

Way up here did you miss us come here what the hey hey where did you oh my God that is terrifying of course of course they take this really cool equipment and they find a way to kiss me using it hey hey Sophia why did you kiss him let me

To do that too stop it oh my God how wait wait don’t do that stop stop shot no no oh my God where did you even send me to oh you idiots with this equipment is way too much to handle is somebody stuck listen this Tower in particular is

A bit difficult to scale a ninja should never need help they should only slay their enemies do you want some rope oh no I threw it do you want some more rope oh no a ninja hey Mr ninja um your ninja partner is kind of stupid he literally can’t get up

Here but they’re ignoring me as well Andy the water bucket this is what I’ve been trying to tell you B they don’t pay attention to anything I finally got up bit of a difficult one that one sorry now where were we I suppose it’s time for you crazy fan girls to

Die oh my God this guy is so goofy goofy out youy no oh my God there’s no stopping these three they’re literally unkillable Andy son stay back I shall take it only so face me demons I’m not going to lie man at some point maybe we should just give up

Give up a true ninja never give up in the face of adversity wow Mr ninja you have such pretty eyes oh my God sop stop it why are you trying to kiss a ninja kiss him I didn’t want to kiss him I only want to kiss you

Baby do not fall for the tricks what do you mean tricks man I don’t want to kiss her I’ll never kiss her e why is it cuz you want to kiss me anymore no Andy loves me he doesn’t care about stop it stop it Isabella I don’t love you stop

It yeah he doesn’t love you because he loves me oh my God Mr ninja please make it stop their personalities are infectious Andy I’m not sure I’m that Happ I got lunched in the middle of my god oh man thank God I don’t take any fall damage on I’m so strong can you

Guys please stop it hi sopia no no I don’t want to be with you oh we’re finally alone yeah that’s exactly what I don’t like I don’t want to be alone why don’t you eat some of this stupid Fried Chicken you want me to feed you come here say

Ah here it’s chicken your favorite ow ow what are you I’m going to save you please stay back from him Wes her stay out of it oh oh oh takeing this and this and this that get away the most highly trained ninja in the world can’t even stop them no it’s

Just us baby no he’s here for me oh come on you guys know he came out here from me oh do you guys want to fight about it then let’s fight about it oh let’s fight what okay s you can’t be where are you these girls are a bunch of lunatics

I need to get out of here where are you going no wait what the are you serious I’m getting the out of here a