Aphmau – Aphmau Is An ORPHAN In Minecraft!

My parents are gone in minecraft which leaves me all alone but while i’m alone in the forest a group of wild kids finds me oh mom dad i’m hungry can we please stop for some food oh sure honey uh let’s see yeah oh perfect here’s some broccoli broccoli ew

I don’t want to eat that marijuana you have to eat your broccoli before you can even consider eating your chicken nuggies otherwise you will not go grow up bigger we have chicken cookies of course we have chicken nuggies can i have one not until you eat your broccoli young lady oh

No it’s poisonous no it’s not poisonous look it’s perfectly fine it’s perfectly could ever be no this can’t be oh it’s okay no mom dad why why didn’t you listen to me a child who has never eaten broccoli before i guess i have no parents now i’m free to do whatever i want

We’re still okay we’re fine it was just gas we’re fine yeah yeah yeah no that’s actually a real problem for us adults but uh it’s okay we respawned and now we have family yeah you’re talking about it princess get back okay i have no parents

Oh now i’m all alone and scared well i don’t know what to do huh Minecraft see how you like that thumbs up you guys do you guys hear something why is it more zombies hang on something smells funny You’re just a kid thank you so much for saving me you guys are awesome well of course we’re the awesome ones here we are the lost boys yeah you’re lost me too you don’t need to know where to go there’s no rules here they’re not amongst parents except no girls allowed

But that’s not fair wait since when did we make that rule but we’re we’re the lost boys right well yeah but oh she smells really pretty too what uh you know do you want to be lost with us baby i know we’re the lost boys but i mean we

Are also lost uh uh we’re we’re soft boys too we don’t want to leave a person in need behind right yeah oh fine whatever come on ian it’ll be fun don’t worry about him i’ll follow you guys That’s a secret no girl has ever seen her secret base before you’re the first you guys have a baby You made this all on our own wow you guys are so talented so can i join you for real hey hang on guys i’ve been wanting to talk to you about that uh-huh so yeah maybe she might be the first girl to be here and

The first girl to see our base but she has to prove that she can be in our group okay i can get behind that and uh and uh and uh uh we we need some tests some tests so like um oh oh i have the perfect test come here

Guys do something that only a cool lost boy can do you gotta jump over fire like this okay and yeah nice jump you guys are so talented wow all right we got a bit burned the first few times we tried it yeah that’s kind of why our clothes are so tattered especially Oh okay okay i did it all right not bad girl i think i got another test for you okay i’ll do it all right so to be a lost boy you gotta have really good aim so you can defend yourself so you need to shoot a creeper from right next to it

I’m way far away can’t let them get close to you what what’s your paper right there is it arrow okay i can do it i think i got this i think i got this i can’t do this there’s another one she can’t deal with and kind of close Almost almost what got it she got it wow good shot oh um well we’ll get that later ready for anything anything you throw at me i will absolutely do it no matter what even if it’s the weirdest thing ever i’ll do anything okay fart you are gonna join the lost boys

You need to prove that you can let the stinkiest one go so do it come on zayn everyone knows girls don’t fart i heard that they fart rainbows and unicorns rainbows eat some parents you two are being dumb she can pull it off rappo go to the

Sacred toilet i gotta sneak a toilet okay um it’s upstairs yup let’s show you come on I can do this i can do that hey you want to be a lost boy don’t you behold the sacred toilet okay unless you can let one fly we’re not letting you in the group i’m saying that okay okay i don’t know how to do the

Soccer man but i can do something like this i put wait What do you guys have something in there that’s awesome do it again do it again [Laughter] don’t ask why i have my hands up don’t it’s fine okay so totally did you wash your hands at least okay so what else do i need to do oh you know what i think there’s one last thing she needs to do before she can join us

I know what you’re thinking uh-huh i think i am too what’s that over there that is a pirate ship a real-life pirate he’s an evil mean old pirate cause all grown-ups are mean yeah you try to make you eat broccoli okay okay so i’ve done everything i’ve

Done the fire and what else so what do you need me to do over there okay this is gonna be the big one you need to get onto that ship and steal a special bottle that’s on the inside okay okay all right i can do that uh uh

Let’s see i i’ll go ahead and do that are you guys coming or am i oh no no no no we’re gonna watch okay okay all right i’ll go here hold on hold on you may need it oh okay i don’t think i’ll need this because you’re not supposed to play with fire

But i’ll go ahead and wow a real pirate ship whoa this is really cool kim yes god damn right here right here oh yeah kim have you seen the state of this ship it is not shipshape ma’am i mean it’s hard to clean it when i’m the only

Person here but that’s the point that means the only person i can blame is you for leaving this place just like this have you seen all of the sheep no i exactly where are they i can’t find them anywhere and i want my hug oh you go and find them and then when

You have them found them make sure they’re in proper order all right all right yes captain all right dismissed get out there get it done it’s so hard to find good work these days where on earth am i going to find a sheep okay What was i supposed to be looking for hmm maybe i’m just supposed to take everything oh this is a big bottle what happens is You’re not swabby kim but what are you doing oh you’re the other out of the bottle no no no no no you can’t let her out of the bottle i need you for the thing no fight hey come back here don’t shoot down okay come on fairy oh she’s so pretty come on

Fairy there i can fire these sheep i’m not we got her back guys all right let’s get out of here we’re going to find out we’ll explain everything back at base uh-huh okay okay uh zayn why is your face blushing the explosion oh wow she’s so majestic

And angelic and kind of actually managed to pull it off look at her aren’t you a cute little fairy oh you shouldn’t go you use the word you use the word yeah she doesn’t like to be called the that that yeah she’s she’s actually a pixie

Uh why did she introduce herself er her name is uh casey sorry yep she’s part of our team and you know she doesn’t count as a girl she’s the only girl on the team but she’s a magical fairy and she’s our best friend get that pixie dust off of me yeah listen

There is a difference between pixies and fairies all right i am trying to reminisce here ian and you are really killing the boys that is so nice of her look at her being nice i mean ow uh yeah you okay up there bud so so what about her

Listen pixies and fairies are completely different pixies are obviously the cutest creatures on the server by far zayn your face is blushing again hush it’s just from all the fire she lit what’s that noise get out of here you dig ahoy yeah this is a hold up yeah you

Took something from very important from us and i intend to get it back oh guys there’s a pirate man out there he actually found a weird pirate man who talks about his sheep all the time come on boys it’s time to fight back by all means all right now you knew you

Helped get casey back so you get to help us uh find the pirates too grab some tools boyfriend what’s your name oh it’s maximo oh nice to meet ya nice to meet you too okay so he’s just gone come and fight me yeah we want to hear screams

Keep patient we’re pirate guys all right get up guys give i order you to get them uh How did you get all these arrows by the way we stole them from you that makes them makes a lot of sense can this isn’t working guys check it out i’m not gonna fly probably the same reason i got stuck in the roof oh come on watch your step captain yeah i don’t

Thank you oh hey what was that huh who was that got him [Applause] you guys okay yeah we fought off that mean old pirate pierce no problem not even a scratch good job boys but uh who is this yeah she’s our newest member that we’ve been trying to recruit

Her name is out there newest member uh did she do the tests oh yeah yeah yeah she passed all the tests including the fart test even that one like flying colors like my gosh this isn’t over you guys need to finish what you started oh we gotta go attack pierce

Yes you all know what to do you boys go over there and do that we’ll rebuild the treehouse sorry sorry we blew it up again we did it before huh i’ll do it okay we’re doing this huh let’s go to the beach where’s he going oh wait where am i going

Whoa are we gonna fly there oh my gosh let’s do this let’s go Okay There’s no rules okay we’re kids we can do whatever we want and uh yeah that was it it doesn’t matter what your name is as long as i found you get on the boat come on okay how about this let’s sneak out and we’re gonna do the opposite of sneaking

We’re gonna surprise her okay we’re gonna go scream don’t spell no spelling okay no we’re gonna go and we’re gonna scream and then we’re gonna attack and that’s when she’s surprised and that’s how we’re gonna win okay yeah i love this plan okay okay okay yeah that makes sense okay we gotta

Sneak now don’t be afraid everything’s fine [Laughter] thanks for the help sheep all right now who’s leading who all right Oh thank goodness i don’t care i don’t really like working for him yeah he’s a terrible captain oh he’s a terrible cat okay but that’s nice but look i have to tell you something we are going to take him out okay let me just tell the boys the next

Part of the plan all right boys okay boys boys where’s the boys at where’d it go i guess they’re not very good friends of yours you’re not a very good adult hey you’re bad at it huh what’s this a note oh what is this notes

Oh my goodness this is weird oh my poor shame put me up there for a while i have taken the boys you’ll never catch me cap 10 pierce he spells like a pro wow how do i get down you’ll come down at some point okay

Casey bell we have to go save the boys all right hey you were ready to join me total meanie mr weird captain you died meanie shmeenie you stole from me you know what huh what are you doing here you’re supposed to be with them i’m here to save the boys

Yeah best lost boy ever i have to deal with this this is supposed to be kim’s job where is she i can’t believe she left but look i’m going to use this and you will explode well it’s a severe disadvantage for you then if you don’t have a sword i have a

Stick well i’ll do all right have actually um how do you spell dignity all right uh um there goes miss kim miss cameron Okay guys let’s go come on it looks okay What we’re gonna do we’re gonna go and take all the treasure in the world oh cool great