Bazza Gazza – so I ruined my friend’s Minecraft server…

So I woke up today all right I was gonna jump on to some minecraft hardcore and I was like oh what worlds do I have what kind of like my craft worlds am I still in on minecraft realms and then I realize something tells me Ted the

Music’s too loud and then I realize something Elliot’s music keeps going louder I swear I just turned it down then I realized something you know shut up then I realize something Elliot has been making a Minecraft series on his YouTube channel right we’re still in his world that he’s been spending hours he’s

Trying to avoid for tonight right now so I’m pretty sure he’s literally been spending days in Minecraft so we’re gonna go mess with his world a bit which is good maybe we’ll just give ourselves a tour and if we feel like we need to change anything with it you know then we

Will okay first of all there’s a lot of it’s all this noise down here it broke it broke my bed does anyone remember the coordinates from like six streams ago when we play this map does anyone what the [ __ ] is this 500-600 that is that actually right [ __ ] it I just wanted to

See what he would he would he had what are you done in the world apparently he’s got like some sort of villager system going I heard Penny’s got like a lot of machines up and running you know I want to maybe I can learn a thing or two from

Him your skin is a girl okay what’s wrong with that well I see some white over there I see some white please somebody’s made here there’s a light there’s a light source we must be getting close hello there’s a oh god oh god but miles oh hey hey

I’m sorry shape you must be sacrificed I’m sorry it’s for the good of mankind and by mankind I mean just one man please I know trust me all your volunteering thank you oh please stop screaming so the creeper didn’t actually blow up my break it to you but it’s negative 500

Not positive 500 you Pepe okay well now there’s two things I’m upset about so you’re telling me that my bed did not explode by the creeper that it was actually taken by Eliot and that was the reason I’m literally lost in this [ __ ] oasis is that were you telling me interesting very interesting

Maybe I’ll remember that maybe Bears will remember that and just like that bears navigates all the way back home that’s why I won that award in high school for most likely to be Navigator when they’re older thank you maybe we should get inside maybe we

Should get inside and go set a spawn oh my holy she’s made an entire village while I was gone oh my god where are they where are they going what the [ __ ] is this why is there a shape in a bunch hello he set up some sort of prison he’s

Actually made a prison oh my god it’s literally imprisoned what the [ __ ] Eve you dumb here Elliot fix it okay okay so note to self we we don’t pull the switch that just kills them wait we need to make sure that that’s actually what it

Does oh my god it kills them chat we need to make sure that oh the [ __ ] was that first of all it’s good wheeze base let’s see what he has in his base is this well looks like I’m the new king back to work villages there’s a new king

In town there’s a new king I’m the hero of this story and I will save them Oh saddle I’ll just help myself here I’m just taking back what’s owed to me um cuz I heard Eliot took my bed in his video what’s a bed worth in this economic

Climate two diamonds I would say jerkin that’s worth a bed I think that’s a fair trade two diamonds for a bed I got an achievement diamonds Oh Oh God fire where do you keep your bucket of water fire fire fire ah sorry about that we’ll just cover that up he won’t even notice

That’s fine you guys want to do like an epic troll you guys will do like an epic troll this is the food chest ready Booted you food chest temp rate oh is this his dog ah Philip no nice name for a dog Oh aren’t you just cute little boy you just a cute little boy I bet he wouldn’t even realize if you were gone I bet he won’t even know I bet he doesn’t

Even care about you Philip I bet he just got a dog just so the people on his YouTube channel would feel connected to something but in reality he does not even care or love you Oh sleep time sorry sleepy time oh my god holy [ __ ] be

Free you are no longer captive this is your world now oh god I’ve made a mistake Oh God is there a reason why he has a sheep in a boat by the way oh he’s [ __ ] named it as well come on Pete we’ll take you home buddy yeah come on

My name is Beza Gaza and I am savior of all sheep I will be taking Pete’s to a secret location and I will extort Elliot for everything he owns what if we make a base that goes literally into the sky and we make it like a 2 by 2 block and

Then we put the Sheep up there and we make it like really hard to get up to do that how do I have a fence Musial kissin or me yeah I mean I agree with that we’re just gonna build as high as possible I’ve already run out of wood [ __ ] it

Yeah let’s just see how high we can build up let’s just keep going up oh that’s the max I mean that’s still pretty high though look up oh right why don’t I just be smart for once in my life hold on there’s probably a smarter

Way of doing this all right that this is the part that doesn’t go in the video chat smiley face everyone type hey guys in the chat wave to the part of the the video that doesn’t make it to YouTube me literally just static still building to the sky

Hey none of this will be in the video so if the editor puts it in okay smoke ah ah see perfectly like a cloud how do i how do I get him up now come on careful come on just come up the laughs ah you literally right there all right [Laughter]

Hold on I’m sorry hold on I’m coming oh Jesus Christ hold on buddy hold on hate Jesus Christ nobody say anything prank this is fine we’re gonna make everything’s gonna be fine we’re gonna fix everything hardware is it we need to find the perfect one here we go huh and so I dub

Thee oh [ __ ] we’re gonna go to the anvil I royally W Pete Oh what do you think you’re doing get back down there the chosen one the chosen one but wait right there the chosen one the chosen one the chosen one the chosen one the chosen one

Can you [ __ ] stop you’re running out of blogs Pete you’re running out of blocks to stand on page ha ha come on just can you just walk off please the chosen one the chosen one um is [ __ ] up [ __ ] up Eliot won’t be able to harm you any

Longer Pete you’ll be safe up here you’re just going for a nice little bungee jump look he’s out he [ __ ] loves it what are you talking about he’s having a great time all right well great work chat you’re the reason that that happened so congratulations and if anyone feels strongly against it

That’s chat’s fault you’re a hive mind now and you guys think is one so you know I feel no guilt this will teach you to break my bed I love hello I’m doing all of this just because Elliot broke my bed and it took me like 10 minutes to

Walk back to my spawn that’s literally the whole reason for why I’m doing this is because Elliot broke my bed and I inconvenienced me for like two minutes goodbye Pete may I wish you luck on your journey I don’t know if Elliot will ever find you I hope he doesn’t

So because you’re safe up there there is boys bungee jumping from the moon ah he looks like magnificent up there ah he looks fantastic alright so now we need to make a bunch of signs chat move get out of the way or I’ll [ __ ] end

You if you really want to see him again see him again 74 90 there we go it’s nice oops I got the wrong sheep sheep by accident I accident smile oops the real pates is at there we go you just do that and then he’s gonna look up a discus see we

Have created a labyrinth it’s a tricky labyrinth I mean it’s it’s basically got two steps for Elliot to find the shape realistically all he would need to do is just aim his camera update of Beth