Beating Famous Youtubers in Minecraft’s Hardest Event

All right me and the boys were invited to a famous popular Minecraft YouTube event known as Block Wars playing with the likes of CPK 5 up and Venom even Captain Sparkles is here and I’m determined to beat them all majority of these guys are veterans of MCC and

Minecraft money’s going as far as making practice servers to train every skill known in Minecraft like even icebo racing who the heck practices ice boat race anyways each team is associated with a color in an animal so we were dubbed the golden gorillas and people

Expect us to come in last place no wait that’s for how cute our team icon is never mind still most people only expect us to like perform a mediocre which kind of pisses me off like bruh like I’ve been given an opportunity to beat up my

Role models no no no no I’m not accepting anything but first place with five minutes on the clock the event is about to start so we log in to get ready only thing is half my team is missing bro wreck forgot we had an event what is

This and Peggy stuck on a train what team is missing hanging unfortunately it was time for the event to begin and still pangos is nowhere to be found so we had to replace him with an Australian dude named Lucky who actually turned out to be pretty cool so

It wasn’t that bad but with that in mind finally the Block Wars has begun yo yeah all right here we go here we go this is your Dome baby this is so dope before each round players cancer votes for which game they won next but you see

The order we choose games in is key since there’s an increasing score multiplier as the event goes on therefore it is the wisest decision to leave our best strengths to the very end on construction we want to get better out first so considering we’re like the lifestyle team where whenever you kill

Someone all that it’s best to knock out the non-pvp games first and let the PVP games for last construction we want to get better out first come on construction yes yes time to put up the performance of a Lifetime right that’s what I’m saying around and start crouching it

Okay so we just like now have a great time to mention that I’m colorblind wait what and why did we choose the one game that requires color perception here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go one Right here all right okay nice nice tonight all right okay nice done let’s go nice yes let’s go bro even with color blindness we’re too good Justice we’re about to start the next round guess who finally shows up yo I’m coming over an old Pango I am just saying pinky you

Got you got some big shoes to film man with pinky Bank on our team we were at our full power and as long as we get the game we want this next round should go fairly easy I’m having a great time boys extraction oh actually no wait no ghost games

I already died I’m gonna bring my cattle oh we’re not gonna win this one it’s like Harry game too no please please yo we’re starting this form a territory form a territory oh yeah hold on okay we’re not doing that though look at the scoreboard okay entirely on

The strap for this one stick together stick together I think okay oh wait this one we go uh what’s happening what’s happening people hide you as well uh it’s getting a bit dangerous do that again do it again do it again over 300 points in the lead yeah we got

A 300. I’m sending a snap to mark for me see 300 points seems like a lot now but that’s a marginal difference so you can make up in a single game fortunately for us next up is Battle a Kit PVP similarity and you know what we excel at

PVP to make sure we win impressing my role models by destroying him definitely an ego boost follow me guys I got you we’re gonna go up we’re gonna go this window this part there’s Sparkle right here no team here no team here so yeah oh [ __ ] go up the stairs don’t be

Tempted cowardice wins in this oh no fall than this coming up [Applause] okay baby let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go okay back off back up back up back up back up okay do we go all right go for this guy yep red velvet cake nice all right

Purple go for purple nice go nice I told you I told you let’s go I’m naked right now by the way guys all right okay boys up the stairs counterclockwise formation counterclockwise hold on go over here go oh shoot okay I’m here hold on you’re gonna do parkour

Down here can we drop or go down here or go down to there can you just say say below say below say below let’s drop down below okay so we can hold on hold on hold on income area you’re slow they’re slow all right yeah nice person what’s this let’s go let’s go

Bro we’re gonna win this one yeah guys we have a 730 point lead or 740 in the bed however we may be speaking too soon next up is Sky Zone a game inspired off Hunger Games revolving around RNG meaning if we just get semi bad drops we’re done for and our lead

Can be ruined within a single round so there’s not much we can do but hopefully lead this up to fate to decide [Applause] dude yeah everybody everybody we gotta move at the same time and attack together ready quick Islands Decay somebody kind of stuff that size fake stone sword two one let’s

Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go one person Target one person I died Let’s go ah I died survived run run run points then why do why the [ __ ] do we pick that fight dude we could do anything else man all right so hold on a second go for that one here here it goes look at me we’re going for that one I’m going for

The chest just run for the zipline and then just run out don’t even lose a little bit all right okay keep keep running out uh there’s a team here go yay protection of protection book all right here Reckless iron chest plate iron chest plate baby nice

Do we do we go to center now sorry let’s start moving inwards hold on hold on hold on this person on the right yeah it should be aggro uh yeah he’s alone go go go go go go go go go so uh Ash fell off the zip line and no

That that is not an intended Game feature see due to Ash living in Asia his ping is constantly through the roof so when he went to use the zip line instead yeah I know he he’s dead oh God we’re a man down hold on wait wait these guys there’s a team right here

Ash we cannot hear you it’s so hard hey hold on should we push out there there’s a guy right there blue blue easy kill easy kill I’ll go for it oh [ __ ] no need to kill not he’s a kill oh God you’re good I’m alive hold on right right come

Back you’re alone got him all right guys wait hold on let’s go talk go up top golf top here yo wait wait wait wait group up guys abroad the number one did we go in Sam what the yeah baby we should maybe we should yeah what the what go for Wolfie

Go for Wolfie JoJo get JoJo she’s low she’s low okay I better get that kill go ninja just yes okay I got it yeah okay I’m gonna be real us losing that was pretty much my fault I I got too bloodthirsty leaving the team open to get flanked to pursue a single kill

Leading us all to get scattered and killed off one by one and because of that we place fourth instead of second dropping us lowering the score I assume that that was gonna be our low point for the event I’d learned from my mistake however I was so wrong next up is move a

Trial of movement based games fundamentally our team’s worst game in the entire event on top of our ping issues oh that puts me way too much ah All right no I walked backwards that is that just pay oh all right I’m not gonna lie I I kind of I kind of sold the parkour okay this is that trident is terrible whether you’re in the swim animation or not also helps a lot yeah swimming actually makes you

Faster I’m not looking where I’m going I’m so dumb no it’s the first time I’ve like ever used tridents guys I’m I’m failing yeah it’s fair yeah on your first event like yeah why am I smart wait why am I in what bro am I in the what the [ __ ] yo returns

Uh what’s up you have to Bridgeview you have to bridge here nice that was not a good idea I made the same mistake I did last year I am sewing so hard right now um Sam I should have done the block extensions I should have done the block

Extension come on Pinky come on Fifth and six come on come on right you guys let’s go let’s go I’ll take you I’ll take it all right come on ash are you still in third person dude yes I’m spinning just this game alone put a stop a

Leaderboard oh ability of a man stuck in rip tight yeah remember I said we were gonna do terrible in that yeah I take that back you know what it’s like they say plot armor baby you’re gonna get in a boat though all right I’d say split up some girls

Oh my God pretty sure it didn’t work oh I’m Spinning Out That’s right we got this oh shoot come on come on I’m coming boys come on right you got this and it’s after us I got this i got this come on 19. come on Ashley yeah slow and steady animation by the way I’m spinning the [ __ ] up oh my God

Dude you guys you guys got six seventh nine no although we won that round the margins were super thin bad plus our weak performance in Sky Zone gave the following teams a chance to catch up mean the following rounds were neck and neck for the first place why does it

Have to be so close I don’t like it there’s no strap we survive individually yeah it’s TNT run yeah it’s like Mario Party yeah just don’t die that’s fun two one oh my frame rate’s gonna die oh no assume there’s not a second layer and just we’ll go from there okay okay I

Assume there’s not a second layer third that’s not a third that’s lava oh that was so close no dude I died oh my God that was so sad dude for the team it’s all on you man oh my god oh my god let’s go Splatoon okay all right have you all

Ever played Splatoon oh my God I’m so good paint them paint the top if you know anything that’s white bro hell bash behind Beyond chains Beyond we’re not doing that good [ __ ] I just call my team Chad this is a hard game I’m trying to take as much lime as

I can oh my gosh Come on beep to speed test Howard Washington oh you owe me a recording is like really good yeah dude this is fun except for there oh no oh I died I died go off no I died I’m trying bro I’m trying

I’m trying it no we’re gonna get a timer we just want to get to the other side no we only go to the other side and then resets It gets harder by the way yeah I’m sure it will really yeah a lot of people fell on that one thank you Chuck I like went to the side on that one oh my God I messed up there no I fell as well I made a severe lapse in my judgment I apologize

I made it boys don’t worry about it no no I’m one of them it’s only like the parkour Pros left now come on Red Apple kuna died you got those balloons oh my God I apologize I’m sorry boys was our performance good enough to secure first

I I generally have no clue for the last round scores were disabled to prevent people from knowing how well they did so if we wanted to win it came down to playing like our lives depended on it go left go left go left go left go left go

Left go go go to their side go to there bro I just got jumped they just cleaned us Left is running we got them all right no there’s one left all right let’s go Captain Sparkles jump the [ __ ] out of him and Venom is distracted on me I’m so good holy I didn’t even have to do anything that round I didn’t even have to do anything I have no idea

To the right let’s go right let’s go hard I’m baiting so hard lost dude lost dude [Applause] that was so good we have to win this one we have to win this one I am a masturbator although if this was any general game I would be pretty happy

With the score we got but in this certain case this is not good the following teams in second and third place did relatively better and with points doubling for this round it very much could be that we would be disqualified from the finals and instead of telling us up front the event instead

Wanted to do a grand reveal to build anticipation for who would face off in The Final Duel I mean we’re I’m sure we’re gonna win but that’s so sad guys if we don’t oh my gosh oh here we go here we go smart daughters it’s Bridge duels it’s gonna be purple isn’t it

[Applause] All right Take the middle take the middle take the middle seize the day it won’t be off immediately official Delta down two on Joko block clutch the training was all for this [ __ ] let’s go what no oh they scored they scored yeah okay I guess none of us took a

Defensive role okay I’m not being defense please someone defense second person to get to the middle ring just stay back Delta’s running Delta’s running Delta’s running for the thing bro oh my God one on each side go just the red State Bank I think we gotta play more defensive than aggressive

They’re all running down the right if someone can get to that if someone can get to their side on the left on the left incoming on the left incoming bro like Delta is coming for me what was it I’m just gonna go I’m not good with defense I’m going into I’m going into

This is our opportunity oh yes let’s go yes yes oh okay that was good yeah yeah let’s go in guys we got one coming in Molly the obstacles was for this obstacles you will not pass the prince Sam Empire baby two incoming on the left two incoming on the left

Crap Delta drop me um run ashwag I got this yes he’s falling oh I’m gonna go in got it we got more on the way we got Wolfie yes yes you making my gorilla golden for real two incoming on the Left Bridge far left bridge guys no no yeah

I’m staying defensive I’m saying defense we’re fine ax shotter he fell he clutched we’re pushing oh no Wolfy’s about to make it fighting wolf Wolfie Wolfie oh my God no my bad that’s on me that’s on me the final has to be so close they’re all on the ride

Next ride is coming they’re doing full force they’re doing a full force can you burn Flash come on oh right right stay with me red stay with me right stay with me stay with me stay with me yes let’s go dude we did it after a long journey of

Struggle and pain we were crowned the winners so the first block worse side note I was re-watching the final footage and notice the reason we got the final score was because Ash’s ping which had brought down our score in previous games had caused him to lag and take knockback

Delay allowing him to run into the enemy’s team’s hole before he even actually rendered knockback it’s fine we call that plot armor nobody has to question it we did it we win foreign