Beating Minecraft in 7 minutes (it’s a weird category)

This is probably the fastest speedrun you will ever see from me unless I get a speedier one which that was a dumb sentence point is this run is so fast I have to slow it down multiple times in this video just so you can see what’s happening that’s because this is an

Entirely different category of speedrunning called filtered seat glitch like in the first two seconds I’ve already spotted a rune portal this is muscle memory that you don’t develop normally this is one of the biggest things with this category because even though it’s guaranteed for there to be a

Ruined portal if you don’t spot it within the first 20 or 30 seconds you’re not going to get a good run I mean kind of depending on what your time you’re going for but nobody wants to run around in a forest for a minute before they

Find the chest which I have found and I grabbed the ax immediately because we’re just gonna go get the wood this is the only time in the run we’re gonna have the wood It’s Gonna Last us the entire thing and if you notice in the first

Chest we have a single Golden Apple like that is our entire food for the whole run I’m gonna craft myself a boat because boats are just op in the Nether and we’ve entered the nether in 35 seconds I’m gonna sort my inventory with my off amp because I have nothing better

To do and check my coordinates you’ll actually see me whip a 180 as I’m loading into the portal I do that because a Bastion is guaranteed to be in a positive positive quadrant and I want to be facing that direction as soon as I

Get load I got no time to waste I’m also playing in a much higher of a v than I normally would so I can try and spot a fortress which I did I don’t know if you saw that but it’s pretty typical on seeds like this I saw it in the very

Bottom right corner and I know I’m going after I loot the back but if you’ve watched my other speedrunning videos you’ll say wreck you need an iron pickaxe don’t you always need an iron pickaxe to loot Bastion yes that’s why I’m breaking all the chests you have to

Play extremely risky in this version you’re not guaranteed to have iron in the chest but you gotta you gotta full send it break all of them angering the piglets just to get three pieces of iron unfortunately for me though well I guess fortunate depending how you look at it

Even though I’m smacking this piglet off a cliff he’s not getting angry at me because there’s zombified piglands above kind of a double-edged sword because the piglens didn’t get angry at me while looting but they’re also not following me so I make a split decision and decide

To craft my iron pickaxe Midway through the Bastion route conveniently I have the perfect amount of nuggets to make an iron pickaxe that usually doesn’t happen so I’m gonna use it to mine the blocks on this wall letting down some piglets and break my crafting table so I pick it

Up and have a crafting table but to let the piglets down behind me now I managed to snag the crafting table as I’m falling and everything’s going perfect I can still hear everybody getting pissed off because there’s some zombified piglets but I’m managing to snag some

Gold blocks and I might have made a misplay here using a piece of my obsidian to push blocks towards me but I didn’t notice I had any black stone so I think it’s all right the rest of this Bastion right you guys have probably seen so let’s talk about something else

What have I been up to in life I’m probably buying a house soon so that’s kind of cool hopefully A Story Time video is going to come up on it I haven’t wanted to mention it in the video because I don’t like mentioning things unless I actually do them and I

Might not have gotten the house but now it’s looking like almost for sure I’m gonna get the place which is kind of crazy no it’s just flat out is crazy oh my gosh I’m becoming a full-on adult guys I’ve also been on the grind set trying to get all the diamonds from my

Next armor stand video I’ve been trying to get 1.5 K diamonds per day and it’s been working out pretty well I’ve been doing it consistently for like over a week now on top of that I’m recording another video which I’m not gonna mention no spoilers but also learning

How to play FSG which has been unbelievably fun so I’ve been playing more Minecraft than I’ve ever played in my entire life which might sound funny considering I’m a Minecraft Youtuber but honestly if you’re making a lot of videos sometimes you just spend all of your time making videos and not playing

All that practice is probably coming in handy though because I’m digging outside the back of the Bastion because I remember I saw the Fortress this direction we’re going at the 2 30 minute Mark unfortunately this is where the biggest misplay of the Run comes in I throw my parole expecting to hit that

Ledge I was aiming at but it completely messes and I’m like okay is it gonna land and it lands in the middle of a lava pit wasting like 20 30 seconds it’s not that big of a deal though because honestly My Philosophy has been trying

Not to look at the timer and what time you’re on just kind of play out runs I don’t want to get too stressed out with with times and whatnot I I mean this is my first couple days playing the category two so I’m not shooting for like anything crazy just trying to get

Some solid runs in you’ll see me lower my render distance though this is just like it’s a strategy called Dynamic Rd basically Dynamic render distance changing it up and down so that you get more blazes to spawn around you one of the reasons this category is so insane

Though is because you always get a looting sword so I’ve killed the Blaze and it gives me like two blaze rods you’ll also see I threw a pearl in that direction I’m just trying to judge what my coordinates are at because again with this seed if you’re building your second

Nether portal around the 150 150 Mark you’re going to be very close to the stronghold and it’s probably going to be ocean exposed which makes it even faster so I unload my Pearl because we’ve already gotten all of the blaze rods and my Pearl was a very good Pearl and I can

Build my portal right here honestly I almost threw the entire run here I accidentally placed an obsidian on the bottom which left me none to spare when I finished the portal if I had gotten one less obsidian this run is dead it wouldn’t exist so we’re out of the

Nether sub four minutes which honestly I think this is on Pace to be like a top 10 time I’ve gotten like two or three sub four nether exits I was actually gonna make a commentary video on those but I kind of messed up my recording so there’s like no sound and I didn’t

Really figure that would be the best for a YouTube video but this is the fastest I’ve entered the end I enter in like four minutes and 10 seconds you might be wondering how are you gonna enter it there it’s already almost four minutes well I think this is one of the best

Played parts of the run because I recognize this flush up and against the wall stronghold and I recognize that it’s the portal room so I’m in the portal room already entering the end this is crazy this is the fastest I’ve entered the end in in FSG it’s not

Actually even my fastest time but it’s my fastest end enter by like 10 seconds honestly I can’t remember if I was feeling nervous like I said I’m trying not to look at the time a whole bunch because like especially like when I I first started out I didn’t even know

What was a good time and then I remember I was talking with somebody who runs this category and they’re like oh my gosh those are those are good times and then I got the exact same times I was getting that I wasn’t nervous on but now

That somebody told me they were good I started to get like nervous on them so I’m trying not to look at the times but I kind of realized that this is a good Pace it could be a 5xx finish which would be super hype but I did say

Earlier that this isn’t the fastest run I have had which like why why would I play it well number one I those files kind of got corrupted I I actually so the the reason I I started making this video is because in one of my other ones

We’re going to cut to a different run perspective for a second I just want to show this while we’re waiting for the dragon to perch but on one of my other runs as I was leaving The Bash I decided to Pearl hang but I hit the ceiling so I

Have to do this crazy 180 block clutch on the side grab my fire resistance and save myself I felt so cool after that that play is why I’m making this video but it’s kind of funny like I can’t even use that footage but back to the run at

Hand I only have four explosives well five technically because I have a respawn anchor and looking back at it I actually could have crafted more respawn anchors so I would have had more explosives and that makes me a little bit sad because so I was talking with a

Friend on this like he was he was watching my run and critiquing me his name is booster kind of cool guy he was like oh you could have crafted two more anchors you would have had enough explosives to do a zero cycle which like a zero cycle is just like a faster way

Of killing the dragon so like it’s kind of sad I could have done that I don’t I don’t think honestly I could have or would be confident enough like doing it with that amount of anchors I don’t know I could have sent it honestly maybe I

Would have sent it I don’t know it’s kind of hard I should have Woulda Coulda at the end of the day I’m also going to speed up this section of the video because I just got an unlucky Dragon version that’s just something that happens around something you gotta get

Used to normally I tried to pick a run with like not a super long wait for the dragons to perch but all of my other files were kind of corrupted so this is this is the only one I got and honestly I’m pretty proud of this one side cycle

Usually if I have four explosives I I feel like I’ve had this thing recently where I haven’t been doing very well with Forex posts but here like I should have honestly just killed it I don’t know why the last one didn’t do that much damage I mean I guess I kind of

Scuffed it what’s even funnier is I break my ax so I shoot at lacrosse but realizing the crossbow is more damage and I have to pull out my sword in the middle to kill it so we’re gonna be finishing not even sub seven which sounds kind of weird not even sub seven

That’s crazy but like this category is crazy with my end enter time this could have easily been a 5xx time but regardless I’m still very pleased with it and this this category is so fun to run because I can play so recklessly and it’s like it’s on brand it’s perfect I

Mean it’s in the name rack rap Reckless but but with that um I hope you guys have a super epic day I’m I’m probably gonna hop off maybe go mine some more diamonds I have such a long way to go for my next video it’s gonna be really

Cool I’ve started editing the beginning part and I’m super excited about it but I’m rambling enough you guys gonna go watch this video it’s my fastest ever time on a random seat so FSG is technically still random but it’s like you kind of know it’s going to be a good

World okay that’s everything I wanted to say peace