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in this video I ruined my friend’s Minecraft server uh that’s kind of an exaggeration hard to ruin something you’re inexperienced with as of late I grew up on Minecraft but personally I’ve been taking the last few years off from doing anything super committed to the game but what brought me back to it was the homie new me inviting me to her Minecraft server the issue is it’s super modded there are so many things I have to learn and hurdles I have to cross and I tried to make myself a problem with the people that I met and I think I did a decent job but the issue is I have a long ways to go and I plan to go that ways and the end goal is to ruin it newei and the team put together an incredible mod pack and there’s so much to explore it’s genuinely reignited my want to like interact with this game the community that comes with it has been great and I stream this all live at twitch.tv/ where I’ll actually be live tonight if you enjoy this vid this card at the end will take you to my entire Minecraft story mode playthrough also only 20% of you are subscribed with notifications on you sub hit the Bell icon you’ll never miss an upload can always undo it later CU there you got something to say for yourself yeah hi ghosty hello can I ask the question what the [ __ ] are you I’m a I’m a ghost oh I I have I can be a ghost too yeah but uh Joel said I look like a stripper with my boots oh I can see it yeah no they’re kind of gas I won’t lie like I don’t think they look bad I mean I think they’re like shiny Taylor swiat boots and he’s like no it looks like fish stocking hear like a sound like from behind me and I like actually like Flinch it’s me and your wall Christ don’t can’t do that can’t do that it’s me in your walls oh I thought I was going to die right there we were only so lucky oh I know hi roich hi damn they’re jigle physics yeah look at them look at them if you want to change your height and stuff you have to go down yeah yeah the [ __ ] I love the noise I love the noise I’m going to be tiny guys look how tiny and oh [ __ ] can I do that actually stop make yourself stupidly tall do you know how badly that would go for me I’m debating if I should run as far away from people as possible but I don’t know like this is where everything’s been happening I just don’t know if there’s open plots like that anymore I mean like these guys got something going on over here I got to find my own spot to call my own you know what before we try and blow everything up let’s explore it and you know enjoy its beauty see if we run it at anybody damn bro it smell like ass in here we next to a swamp or some [ __ ] y Camila’s house yep yep yep big ass sign and they they fly now very cool damn I’m not going to build anything nearly as nice as any of the current structures I am Minecraft like handicapped so what is all this gold like glowstone [ __ ] yeah I like I don’t really want to put my house next to anything super impressive like you know the cathedral Castle I think you’re right there’s no way we’re going to actually measure up to the quality of build that like the rest of the server has done so we need to go low five we need to go minimalist we need to make our thing looking like [ __ ] we need to be a blight on the skyline man there’s one thing I have the tools to get it’s dirt let me excavate a ways away so nobody thinks that like this is my o this is my plan it’s not going to be a dirt Hut it’s going to be a dirt compound I’m going to make it ridiculously large and the interior facades are going to be extravagant as hell that’d be so funny nice they start you off with stone but maybe I should actually get stuff for other tools first I’m realizing that this might be a good idea but it’s like somebody breaks down the first layer or two of dirt and then they go they go for the r and they realize oh my God it’s extravagant in here cuz I got it at the mud goblin castle don’t call it that man I’m not a goblin just cuz I’m tiny I’m just a little I’m like a little guy type of short not a goblin type of short you know what I’m saying I’m it’s like leaving your mic on is like a maiden call to anybody who might pass by we’re starting humble oh yeah oh yeah this is we’re taking it back to [ __ ] classic [ __ ] man do I even have enough dirt for this nope dude I’m so broke I’m not even dirt poor I’m poor when it comes to dirt Jesus Christ this is new levels of like just [ __ ] cash deficit White lives in a dirt box real this in in real life too a really embarrassing to look at dirt Hut on the outside it’ll be like a really big dirt structure that when you go inside has like really well nicely done Interiors with cool designs don’t judge a book by its cover or it’s literally just this but too broke oh I don’t know what the red highlights on the names mean white dirt Empire POG H Joel [ __ ] deadly velocity that’s tough should I should I try and make my way over to watch them fight you stay out there Mr spider yeah my thing’s just going to be dirt in it all right y’all do y’all thing I’m just going to skirt by it don’t mind me I want to see what they’re doing guys I want to watch I want to watch guys I really I should have also said a wayp point where my [ __ ] is you know like a relatively intelligent person all right there I got to see this damn there’s so much going on over hereid like suck people towards me yeah what the [ __ ] you can what 11 damage okay let her go let hey little guy hi big guy just hit me hit me I want I won’t fight back this time I just want I want to see your damage okay can we ban the glaive dude that’s crazy I’ll get my GL damn bro I won’t use the gauntlet I won’t use theet bro wants items off [ __ ] ply server restart watch out asked me to take my armor off meanwhile black I wasn’t wearing my armor I was naked I was naked we’ll be back oh [ __ ] hit me with your magic before it restarts quick Vienna ow that was rather painful it oh my God throw it out it just [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that did that did like n damage oh man well dude I did not know all that [ __ ] was in there what an introduction I got some catching up to do don’t I and I have a g and I need to figure out my [ __ ] gimmick don’t I there it is there’s the there’s my baby ha uh hi uh I was going to say if it’s positive and I’ve been going negative like I would maybe cry press J for a second I’m not it’s not nothing happened I forgot that I needed to actually make that pickaxe you know what I’m saying a few of these until we get like some actual iron not exactly balling out here but you do what you can I thought you had in netherite already bro I just joined dude you can use emojis in this [ __ ] server oh this is cracked this is filthy eat you fool God you’re so [ __ ] annoying and nagging who you my [Laughter] wife middle-aged white dad laugh that was the impression I was going for glad it communicated did properly zero of two players sleeping hope someone does cuz I don’t even have a bed it had it has a trident you got to be kidding me that’s some wh That’s some dog man we just start what the [ __ ] yeah chill out chill out how much how much this [ __ ] got in him oh a [ __ ] lot apparently oh his shield is literally a door there we go Christ does that give me like anything solid what did I get from that Mesh Door born in chaos I mean I guess it’s some but I I didn’t get it’s no try then spam clicking does less damage in combat oh [ __ ] you’re right yeah it’s time blows it’s been a minute fellas sorry okay where is literally anything I’m guessing most of it’s been rant oh this is somebody’s somebody came through here guys am I in too deep are these booby trapped prickly can blue sweater bro I love a [ __ ] sweater dice oh let’s go I hope it’s actually block sized iron pick even iron axe okay yeah yeah skateboard this might not be so hopeless after all there’s like little entrances into the ground from like these ruins never seen that before Oh oh [ __ ] oh my God yeah nope we’re going back down bye-bye I think I got enough out of that oh okay yeah we’re getting to this Level D you dude you’re [ __ ] kiding you’re [ __ ] Kidd look at that [ __ ] look at this beauty and look at what I have just conveniently on hand that we found in a cave oh [ __ ] oh that was such a bad [ __ ] move I got too greedy I got greedy stay the [ __ ] stay the [ __ ] away stay the [ __ ] away oh you still get the diamonds if you kill it give me that [ __ ] I don’t know what it is like something about bugs res recently has been bugging me I swear to God I wasn’t trying to make a p there I genuinely like it just [ __ ] freaked out a good haul for a start for sure I definitely got to light up this staircase better who’s there is it is it fitting who’s there what’s up dog you scared the [ __ ] out of me I see pink hat on the goddamn mini map and I freak dude can’t do this [ __ ] oh I went the wrong way wow wow dear me is the wrong way huh is that how it is oh sorry qu I didn’t mean that yeah damn you’re tall you’re looking very cute and epic today actually is that good enough to to bridge the gap between us yeah you’re really tall and your muscles look huge thank you my tits are pretty big too do you think those are cool I can’t see them your arms are in the way oh [ __ ] sorry I was I was I was soy maxing one second okay there damn that [ __ ] fat you they milk they lactate yeah I’m working on it you look low on health do you need food oh no it’s okay I got a carrot yeah I’m going to I’m going to like try to find a forest that’s sort of remote and build like a a neat little neat little house I think I’m going to I think I’m going to rock this for the rest of the server lifespan just a little dirt block yeah it’s humble you know everything a man needs just some dirt in his own brain I’m going to I’m going to come out of this deck out and like the most designer [ __ ] though going to walk out with the the most insane drip yeah man like you can either look poor to stay rich or get poor to look rich Yes actually totally I know what you mean yeah so like you’re going to be style maxing and keep keeping the humbleness of the dirt home I appreciate that correct I’m hitting up block the or before I like pop out next oh you got a little furn in there and everything yeah it’s it’s really coming along I don’t sleep anywhere but I don’t sleep in real life anyway so what’s the point oh I I I identify with that actually I’m going to I’m going to keep looking for stuff but I it’s also nice talking to pleasure meeting you basil it’s a pleasure meeting you too golly byebye good luck byebye thank you what a swell guy I like that basil wolf fell really cool guy he h me [ __ ] I bet he is a fat pair of BS true T ass conversation hey it’s good company okay goofy a combo goofy a com about I’m going to kill you where you stand I’m smiting you bro you’re in imminent danger understand fine I guess I guess you can hang out with me porcelain M Joel hello I’m porcelain made Joel Hi I brought you a present buddy did so I know how much you love America right absolutely how capitalistic you are and how your Tendencies are so I got you American sunglasses no [ __ ] way I dude I know exact I know exactly what I have to do wait that why are you what what the [ __ ] are you telling me that was a [ __ ] item you would have commissioned item no you you can do two layers yeah you can I did that in vanilla Minecraft you can have a second layer of like full textures so I can just turn the entire top layer off that’s disgusting it looks like you just stripped your [ __ ] skin off down Mr pres I emerged from my Coco did you attack me first thing sorry I wanted to make sure that you you know you were awake I got a bunch of stuff from uh from things I got the the head bits from chob bits oh wait did you have you commissioned anything custom head bolts no I I already have stuff from an old server that I was on so I’m getting my Bonnet and my hair and then I have a little plushy I I also had commissioned uh tits but I’m I I don’t need tits unlike everyone else so I’m good yeah I got to get them my I got to get on my bag yeah there you go there you go enjoy your what are you where are you are you in the middle of nowhere no I’m like on the edges of town what the [ __ ] do you like it yeah it’s great dude you look great thanks I feel like I’m going to stick with it throughout the server I just think it like really speaks to me you know you what you should do you should put diamond blocks around the dirt so it looks like you’re you have a really shitty car but really nice rims liftt that [ __ ] 20 ft in the air just make like show off that you’re rich but you live in a dirt house to like humble yourself yeah keep myself grounded enjoy the shades thank you what a nice guy qus how we feeling about qus chat hello do you like my iron podcast damn he’s a world wa sorry do you like do you like my iron podcast pickaxe yeah my podcast wonderful I got something for you wait really yeah stand back stand back no look no touch right look no touch got it look no touch all right well I only got one head so these files are on my computer what do you think big boy I have a boner sorry what did you say uh I said I have a boner I got to remember which button’s which bro you’re popping my cherry with this stuff right now this is crazy my [ __ ] god dude it actually functions that’s insane random Skyrim encountered guys Christ oh my God I need to get in my bag dude I need to get in my bag I need a sec guys I need a second took the piss out of me he’s gone what an elusive specimen true does he just do that to people he just walk up to their front of their homes and does like mail order strip dances but you going to stay in the Nixon skin well as long as I have the American glasses on it would be wrong not to right you got to stay in Carman cuz I’m literally him of course I’m always him like there’s not another there’s not like a character for me to come out of he’s just literally me literally in the most literal sense possible ain’t nothing method about this aced cuz I’m just acting who I am so if you guys aren’t familiar with my torch method basically any wall I’m going any room I’m going down I always put torches on the right side of the like in the direction that I’m like actually walking from because if you do that when you walk back and you keep torches to your left side like in theory you will always find where you came from it’s like it’s like leaving a breadcrumb trail it feels like there’s going to be something huge down here [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] out of here redneck on [ __ ] I get do I get his stuff oh it’s cool it drops like wood and like his unique weapon that’s cool what was he doing living down here though man kind of a man cave fellas my strategy may have been found a flaw quite are you lost no I just don’t know where I am there are no torches over here did I not place these ones mining straight up is a good idea every time here we go just hoping I don’t pop up in the middle of someone’s house what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that dude that [ __ ] server lag that’s horeshit can you imagine if that killed me I would have cried that lag is so bad I’m not risking that again dude I’m not risking that again I got to find my way out of here the oldfashioned way left side try again just clipped out of the Rocks yay it worked I got to make it I got to make sure like I’m actually linking up with people this server cuz the thing with SMP Earth is I was way too [ __ ] to interact with new people but I know pretty much everybody on this server in some capacity you know I got I got a nut up say High you know I got to make some friends I got to put myself out there you know what I’m saying dude I you run through coal so fast dude they’re already fighting the Wither oh thank God they’re not I am not equipped for the Wither fight bro they’re so far ahead of me let’s do my first gross ass armor plating it ain’t going to look pretty but it’ll protect us Dam that was way less than it I thought it would keeping the American glasses for safekeeping though wait this shows me how unprofessional you are well yeah not exactly no life in Minecraft these days all right guys I think I’m going to uh wrap up for now it’s been like 2 and a halfish hours oh they’re so sweet they say they say good night you say good night you’re so nice see you on Wednesday