Bionic – Minecraft, But There Are Custom Difficulties…

In today’s video there are custom difficulties we can wait what no no no no oh my goodness wait what no no no no wait what he just hit me once and my armor broke oh my god this is actually impossible difficulty and here we go guys wait we’re starting on baby mode difficulty

Okay wait i’m kind of scared i don’t know why i mean i shouldn’t be scared right of a difficulty literally called baby mode but here goes nothing let’s get some wood behind the yummy noise is it gonna be scary or is it gonna be really easy it should be really easy if

You think about it wait what i just got bionic lmao has made best friends forever wait what the heck does that even mean wait what the nuts yo wait he just did you just pick up a stick hey give me that well i just picked oh my god i have a baby wait

What um sir are you mike am i a dad now this is so weird okay he just picked up a sapling he literally just picked up a set oh my god hold on i have so much wood this is gonna be an insane video i can already tell let’s just make some more

Sticks let’s make a pic wait what oh efficiency 10. wait a second what if i just go like this oh efficiency 10 fortune 10. okay i’m grabbing this wait a second gamers how overpowered is this bro i am so confused wait what if i

Give him uh axe here go take take my axe bro here yay oh oh my god he just dropped this okay wait you have an axe now what are you where are you running where are you going oh mate okay wait maybe i shouldn’t have given my child a freaking

Is he gonna follow me okay wait he kind of follows me oh he teleports oh my god wait hold on a second come over here come over here nerd what if i bring him to the trees will he start mining the trees for me hey break log please okay he’s not doing

Anything what if i give him a sword oh my god wait it’s gonna oh my god fire aspect 10 wait that’s actually insane here you go take the sword instead give me my axe back there you go yes oh my god he’s killing the my little nerd oh my what should we call

Him guys i’m going to call him bonk that’s literally the perfect name come on i mean i’m balk but he’s bunk junior yes bonk jr okay well bunk junior you better protect me okay man because if not i’m gonna cry okay well there you go we have an insane

Amount of tools already i mean we just have poop pickaxe and a poop axe but it’s insane i don’t know why i have fortune 10 on an axe i don’t know what like this does wait we haven’t breaking ten though oh my god efficiency would have been way

Better i’m gonna grab myself oh my god we can mine so fast and oh no no no bomb junior where you at monk junior save me please yes get up get em bomb junior yo oh my god i love you so much dude this is so cute

Oh junior come inside it’s right oh no whoa whoa whoa dog junior come inside it’s raining oh my god dude i’m a literal father he’s gonna get oh wait he’s right here hey sorry i’m like a dad who loses this kid inside of a walmart in this case a cave i don’t know

Man okay anyways let’s go and craft this so some dude i’m just dying so much because this is just so funny efficiency 10 fortune 10. and hold on wait i’m gonna get a new axe because honestly okay no i don’t need silk touch oh my god a god axe there you go yo

Okay perfect so wait hold on we’re in baby mode like if my calculations are correct wait what was that i just saw something oh it’s a pig hello technoblade it’d be a shame if my child yeah get him bunk junior yeah technoblade versus my son let’s go my son never dies

Okay i’m sorry tango blade for bullying you i believe you every video but since this is baby mode difficulty hold up instead of finding ores like oh look at me i found cold hold up we’re a little kid right what if with some sticks i could right click the oh my

Nuts ladies and gentlemen wait a second and where’s oh my god paul jr what if i literally give him oh wait hold on give me that knife okay there you go thank you paul jr take my pickaxe come on yes there you go he got it okay what is he gonna do

Now is he gonna just mine up he’s breaking the oars for me okay wait no while that’s cool come around over here dude and then if i just keep oh my god bro look at these oars come on mind that why you don’t mind them ball

Junior where are you going oh my god there’s just oars right here that leave me mine okay you know what there he goes yes mine the oars for me diamonds we literally got diamonds oh my goodness okay wait so he uses up the stick every single use so what i’m gonna

Do is i’m gonna go and just make a bunch of honestly just all the sticks and i’m gonna make myself one more pickaxe no i don’t want them breaking let’s go and grab yes this iron oh my god wait a second why did i just waste my time with dude i could have

Just bro a god pickaxe here you go bro i dropped you a better pickaxe you don’t have to mind with the stone anymore wait he’s minding the diamonds yo okay hold on i don’t know if the fortune works for him so yeah i went ahead and

Just mined the diamonds from me we have six more right here oh my goodness we had we got more diamonds bro this is it wait i almost broke it with the wrong pickaxe boom oh my god let’s go and we have all of these emerald blocks that we literally just got for free

Because we’re in baby mode and oh my god how can i forget the little nether oh wait i can’t no i’m an idiot oh my god and i need more sticks i don’t have sticks hold up there’s a tree right here perfect hopefully the difficulty does not change randomly as soon as it

Becomes nighttime because that would suck and okay there we go we got a bunch of new oh my god this is perfect boom we have a stack of sticks oh my goodness yo this is insane we’re getting oh my god we’re getting all the oars yes mine

Away baby bunk i shall spawn in all the diamonds we need oh my god dude i have so many sticks left yo this is insane our baby bunk is mining all the ores so let’s go and make ourselves a boom diamond pickaxe oh my god it’s literally

Dude this is so insane baby mode difficulty is too cracked my guy guys do you think he’s cracked at four tonight he has to be listen i was cracked at fortnight and he’s literally like a four-year-old so i mean obviously he’s gonna be cracked up four nights but he’s a good child he

Chooses to play minecraft even though he’s gonna have four nights because honestly i would just uh i would disown him if he played fortnite oh my god dude we actually have so many diamonds and now we can pick up the nether right oh my goodness i’m such a fool yo and

All these emeralds are gonna be so insane i’m not too sure if it’s in this difficulty and oh my god what’s up baby bop oh wait oh what oh i don’t take any damage oh wait that’s right i’m in baby mode how can i be such a fool

Yay i have a fire aspect sword get bullied nerd let’s grab the rest of these blocks and hold up there you go okay we have five netherride blocks and we also have a butt ton of emeralds i don’t think in this difficulty yeah we can’t really craft anything with

The emeralds like armor and stuff for now because trust me guys these difficulties are gonna get more and more insane i’m so excited i hope he doesn’t disappear though when the difficulty changes now hold up before we go to the surface even though we take no damage

Oh my god a god chest play protection 10 and breaking 10 dude this is nuts there you go more god leggings let’s make ourselves just the okay wait this is a bad helmet let’s just make ourselves the best armor that we can oh my god just like that boys we are godly yo

And i take no damage oh this is too great dude and then hold on a second i’m gonna quickly make a sword bro the sword is insane it has looting i’ve equipped my child with a blade get him baby bunk all right cool my son’s gonna do all the dirty work for

Me and oh lucky difficulty wait does this mean i take damage now okay hold on i might regret this okay yes we do take damage i just took no damage from that specifically because we may or may not be wearing full protection 10. die nerds okay wait so we have infinite luck

So that means oh my goodness boys if we find ourselves of desert pyramid we should be able to technically find some insane loop but i’m pretty sure in baby mode difficulty there was still a bunch of stuff that i haven’t even done yet that literally means whenever we get into

These difficulties guys now we know we have to grind them asap we can’t waste any time and come on my child follow me okay yeah you’re keeping up yes we found the desert pyramid and oh my god there’s so many mobs okay let’s just mine inside wait where’s my child mom

Junior no where is he oh no guys i think he disappeared because it’s not baby mode though but he was still here for a little bit oh no unless he died oh well gamers move on we just gotta make a new child right that’s how life works pretty sure that’s

Not how life works but anyways oh my god whoa whoa whoa whoa i was just glitching there go let’s get all the tnt and then oh my god what where are you guys coming from oh my god okay hold on i gotta block this off boom there you go

Let’s ignore the arrows in my face but please tell me these chests are gonna have something good bro we already find god apples right like our luck is already insane but now with lucky difficulty we get two gun apples bruh what is that oh my god lucky sword looting

C oh what wait i think that’s 100 granted to those who are blessed by the luck gods gamers i think like 10 is x like sharpness x is sharpness 10 and i think looting c would be looting a hundred oh my nuts wait a second hold up and i’m

Pretty sure this looks like an emerald sword i mean it’s green but it’s also blue because of the inch oh my god this is so sick bro we gotta use this now we have two god swords bro and then inside of here we get okay so touch pickaxe and a regular well

Not a pickaxe a book sorry but that’s so lit the book we get is a so touch one and then oh my god a lucky pickaxe bro wait wait does it have fortune i can’t even read it okay well regardless let’s get the nuts out of here but now

That we’re in lucky difficulty i’m pretty sure we can wait what no no no no it changed the random difficulty oh my goodness wait what does this mean uh i have i have i have a theory that if oh no no no why i needed my crafting tape oh no

This is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad boys i have a theory i don’t think okay so wait samsung dropped a black stone button right if i break it again oh my god it’s random drops like not just random random drops i’m talking random

Random random drops so wait oh no i should have made a shovel however we have a bunch of cobblestone and we can also just break this entire thing if we now just break this oh my goodness oh my god wait wait wait wait oh my god we’re getting so many items we’re

Getting so many wait what what holy wait what is this orange diamond oh my god not only is it random drops it’s random well no it’s random drop so you get what i’m trying to say oh my god we just got boots wait wait wait hold on i need this

Oh my goodness boys if you don’t know what this does we got this in the last video this is so sick okay wait we gotta keep this we gotta use this gamers oh my god wait wait what did we just get oh we got blue diamond ore oh my god wait hold on

We gotta search for more oars please stop oh my god this sword just give me 49 string from one spider okay wait hold on we need food and oh my god enterpro bro bro we just got interprose yes we just get an eye of ender oh my

Goodness and a shield i just dropped it oh wait i need a water bucket too an obsidian axe bro that is so cool but no not nearly as good just keep mining wait we just gotta oh my god wait wait no don’t tell me this is a baby

Don’t tell me this is literally the baby oh my goodness if i just drop him oh we have a baby again my child my second child your bonk junior junior yes double junior just looking around like wow i’m alive come on come over here you can pick up your own items

Like a dragon head what if i give him my dragon head here you go put it on oh my god he actually put it on wait that means i can deck him out with armor i need food but here you go sir take that my minnie me has literal diamond armor

Or another right armor oh my god wait red diamond chest plate bra and blue diamond leggings wait he’s just picking up random stuff oh my god take these boots and he has an axe oh my god he’s dangerous okay hold on literally the only problem now is that i just need an

Actual crafting table oh my god we got a totem hold on hold on hold on bro there’s so many things we can still get i just got the rainbow die wait what yeah get em son that’s yup that’s what you’re here for just kid to carry your dad oh my god we

Got an ore and we have the light blue hook that is way better than the white one you know i’m not racist come on guys it’s pride month but light blue is better than white i’m sorry don’t ask me who or what that would be racist too but anyways please i just

Need a regular crafting table wait another inventor though oh my god we have two yo this is insane and what is that oh my there’s still like more and better items that we’re still getting you think i’m done right like purple diamond what you think it’s over

And then you just get rainbow diamond block oh my goodness the thing is guys i don’t risk anything i gotta wait until this difficulty is over and we get to the next insane one to then mess around with all the new items that we got

Bro shut up shut the front door oh my god we did not we did not wait and there’s another baby hold on i’m actually about to freak out i’m actually gonna poop my pants oh my god bonk junior you’re about to have a boy

Oh wait no no i meant a brother bro what actually you know what i’m not gonna assume it’s gender it is what it wants to be and it decided to be a dropper and there he goes he already picked up his first sword they grow up so fast

Gamers now subscribe right now if you want to uh be my next son what okay you don’t have to subscribe i’m sorry but dude we have a level 4 chunk this thing is massive that’s what she said psych it’d be like that okay wait but if my calculations are correct hold

Up you might want to step back um because it’s gonna get a little dangerous three two one and oh my god wait i i literally remember oh my goodness oh my god oh my god oh my no my game is going to crash my game is going to crash oh my god

Oh my bruh bra oh my god gamers look at all of these items oh my goodness there is so much chaos i love it i’m just picking up we just got another eye of ender bro there’s so many things oh my god you oh my goodness what is happening here

Oh my god guys i’m literally in loot heaven random difficulty has never been this blessed oh my goodness bro just when you thought the random drops were gonna stop boys oh my bro this is actually i don’t even know what to pick up there’s just a regular diamond or i don’t even know

What i want there’s just so many items i’m just what like what is that just a big diamond like what i am so confused but i am so happy right now i want the purple diamond block give me wait what um i picked up the pink diamond block what did that just say

Oh my god dude i’m still lagging so bad but wait what did that that’s a troll difficulty uh dude i’m literally just wait oh my god there’s tnt wait what where is it coming no what it’s spawning wherever i run no oh my god no no no no creeper no

My baby my items oh my bro wait wait wait where is he where is he where is he where’s he no no i hear my son no no no no please please teleport to me oh my god my children are no i hate myself no dude this is

Troll difficulty and i actually just got trolled i was so happy oh my god where’s donnie donnie’s on the server wait i’m on single player okay wait there’s no server oh there’s diamonds though yo that’s sick hold up no you know what i don’t even want to mind the diamonds i know

Something’s just gonna dumb gonna happen yup they dropped nothing they they literally okay how is that even funny oh my god no please stop no no no no no no please stop oh my god there’s oh i gotta get out of here i gotta get out of here before it’s too late what

What just happened wait what just happened wait what oh stop dude what is cringe what is i keep what no i’m so dead i’m so dead i’m so dead i’m so dead no no no no no chill chill i got no no i gotta lane in there

I gotta land there i gotta land in there oh my god oh no i’m dead if not i’m dead if not i’m dead oh my god oh my god oh my goodness wait how am i gonna no guys i’m being trolled what is this nonsense stop please stop oh my god

Brah oh my dude wait we have a button of tnt though wait this could be oh no i gotta land in the water again if not i’m dead go go go go go go go go go go go go please cnt do not no okay perfect okay wait a second hold on

I have an idea i have an idea i think i gotta break this and then no it doesn’t let me get inside though just let me get inside the hole there you go yes i go like that yes and then i gotta get out of here and

Then ah yes screw you troll difficulty we’re good we’re good oh my god i think we’re good yes dude and okay hold on we gotta out troll the troll difficulty so wait a second if i just break all of this oh my god i literally get tnt and

Then wait if i get like hold up we just need some wood and i need to cross the crafting table let’s get some wood okay so far nothing is going wrong no except for the fact that there’s a tnt trail behind us and if it explodes we’re probably gonna die

I think we’re fine everything’s fine let’s make a crafting table honestly i’m gonna make a bunch of cracking tables there you go oh my god this tnt is so scary and then wait with all this tnt pretty sure oh my god we just made throwable dynamite okay what if i just

Ate no oh my god why did i think that was a good idea and yes hold on wait okay we have fire snack come here chickens wait what what they just disappeared no are you kidding me troll difficulty doesn’t let me oh my god cringe actual crane how about my lucky

Sword i haven’t even been able to use my lucky sport i’m actually turning into a pouty little bit in all seriousness this is dumb oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i have a totem i forgot leave me alone oh my goodness yes troll

Difficulty has a lot of explosions involved no i mean let me know so are you telling me that if i try and oh my god dude this is so dumb die nerds whoa wait wait where did you guys all come from wait what the nuts wait they’re multiplying every time i kill them

I literally can’t do anything oh i hate this difficulty this needs to change oh my god oh my god leave me alone wait what no no no no no no my health i have three hp oh my god oh my god oh my god hold on a second this

Is not good this is not good can i eat a god apple right off the bat i don’t know guys i don’t even have hunger we have six eyes of ender though we’re so close dude should i just start heading there ye oh my god it’s this way no no no no

Wait what he just hit me once and my armor broke my sword bro oh my god this is actually impossible difficulty run run run run run bro bro i gotta save the god apples i gotta save the gun apples wait how am i gonna dude i’m screwed i can’t even

Kill oh my goodness bro there’s mobs though there’s mobs there’s mobs um can i kill them for food okay i can yes if i hit him with anything like this stone pickaxe for example oh my god it literally no no no no no dude i’m naked my diamond armor is

Actually gone oh my god i’m so screwed there’s a baby something behind me i gotta run i gotta run i gotta run i gotta run oh my goodness oh my goodness honestly bro screw the shield i’m equipping my totem let’s get some no wait what ouch i’m so weak did i just

Take damage from breaking a block no way right i did how am i this week come on no impossible difficulties dumb oh my god oh my god i don’t even know what i needed this wood for but hold up oh my god we have a bunch of pink

Diamonds and rubies oh my god go go go go yes ruby chest plate boom let’s make some boots i don’t even know man there you go i just made a bunch of random armor okay we’re good oh my goodness i need a sword too wait can i make

Anything with the rainbow diamonds oh no oh my god oh my god really quickly guys i’m not even gonna ask you to subscribe i just want you guys to follow me on twitter at dannybonic because you know i talked to you guys there and i want to

Talk to more of you and follow me on instagram okay bye but oh my i’m dead i’m dead oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god all my armor just broke all my armor just broke why did i

Even think it was a good idea to craft oh my goodness i have these rainbow diamonds but i can’t do anything with them we just got to use this tnt dude see the trolling difficulty actually came in useful yeah idiot zombie wait did i see a skeleton before with

Oh my god you got to be kidding me skeletons with diamond armor spawn okay i gotta be very careful you eat over there mom we gotta kill him and he’s literally not dying there you go oh my god i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m

Dead oh my god it just it just changed the baby mode the second oh my goodness the second he was gonna kill me oh my god our luck our luck our luck our luck wait that means we’re good that means we’re literally good oh my god

I can’t take any damage right right guys please please please oh my god yeah i’m good i’m good oh my goodness bro this is a huge dub this is a huge dub and now if i make myself like a pink chest like yes dude let’s go boys wait what no oh my

God i accidentally just hit my baby i didn’t know he was gonna spawn no no i did i’m so done i’m so i’m gonna cry again this game wants me to cry again notice how i said it again okay i’m just gonna make myself a regular diamond sword not with knockback charmers10

Looting 10. there you go perfect nevermind we got an even better sword and boom ruby axe hello mr chimpkin yes dude finally we can get real food and don’t tell me oh my god we found a village in baby mode honestly i don’t really need that wait a second

We need more eyes of ender right what if i just ask for them it’s baby mode can i has pearls okay that’s not gonna work right wait what wait we have seven ender pearls we just had four now we have oh my god wait wait wait what if i just oh my god

I just asked a bunch of times now we have 16 plus three can i has french fries listen i’m a little hungry oh my goodness we got the blaze rods are they cheese sticks cheetos or french fries you guys decide in the comments oh my goodness but now boom holy crap we

Have 14. well boys that was easy then again it is baby mode and okay yep yep yep yep go go go go go go go go go go go we’re in we’re in you can’t hurt me nerds and we’re here boys oh my god we gotta

Hurry before we get out of baby mode go go go go go go go go go go go where’s my hook shot i have my hook shot i don’t think i take any damage so now what we can do is just oh my god this is insane boom oh my god

Easy hook shot baby oh my goodness there you go yes boom wait i have the tnt did i land that oh my god i did bruh bruh bruh bruh what if i just spam him over there can i land one at least please that’s all

Yes pearl and did the hook shot oh my god oh my god oh my god and yay no no okay boom boom shot boom and the final one did we just get it i can’t tell dude oh yeah we did perfect and now no no no troll difficult wait

Oh no wait this is good oh this is good boys hold on a second we can literally just go like this wait i’m pretty sure maybe mode we could have just asked the dragon to no please not yet oh my god wait that’s actually perfect oh my god oh my god

Okay we barely did any damage to him but if we turn this entire thing into tnt run everywhere run everywhere run everywhere and then boom boom boom boom boom boom go do damage get the dragon go go go go go oh my god he just flew

Away bro guys we just literally have to use the trolls against this oh my god no no no no no no please stop i really hope i don’t die i really hope i don’t die i still have two more god apples let’s turn this entire obsidian platform or bedrock platform into tnt

Okay he’s coming down let’s turn all of this as well into tnt i’m gonna eat a god apple and oh my god there you go there you go there you go there you go go go go go go we literally almost got him he’s coming down he’s

Coming down come on come on come on wait we’re not letting him go yes we weren’t letting him like actually go down oh my god it was like a bed cycle but better oh oh my god no way we just beat the game and then oh no what my stuff

Oh my god oh my god no no no no no no this is not good this is not good this is not good hook shot and they ain’t broke but we made the game well gamers we did it and if you stuck to the end then make sure to leave a

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