EPIC Crystal Mines Adventure! | Minecraft Empires 1.19

[UPBEAT INTRO MUSIC] Hey guys, What’s up? LDShadow Lady here and welcome back to Empires. Where I have some exciting news about my animal empire. Since building the lost panda trail, animals from all over the world have been coming here to my campsite and pitching their tents.

It’s truly an unexplained miracle and I have no idea how it happened. Come along now child. Get your adorable lil fluffy butt in there. You’re coming home with me. I like your feisty spirit. In you go. Yes. Inside the tent. Hello there.

Come join my society of animals and I promise not to eat you. I guess, word of my new peaceful kingdom animals really got around because now we have a lot of new inhabitants and to welcome them all to my empire, I think I should honor them each with a name.

We’ll start with our very first sheep and since he is our founding father, I will call him father floof. And then, of course, we have our resident chicken slayer, Buffy the chicken slayer. And her foxy companion over here, I’m going to name anchovy because I have fishy plans for you.

Then over here we have the pig, who I will name. Dirk. And here we have a tiny little bunny. Captain space buns. What was that? What the heck? Was that you? Buffy? anchovy? Why are you screaming? I’m a little scared. On with the naming ceremony. What is this?

Oh, this is… something has escaped. We’ve got a fugitive. They must be apprehended immediately. I mean, returned home safely. Daisy. Where do you get off to? It’s dangerous out here, Daisy. There you are. Oh no. [GASPS] Oh no. My lead. This is a disaster. [GASPS] Oh my gosh. Everything’s going wrong.

Oh, my lead is fine. Never mind. Everything’s fine. Where was I? Oh yes. Rest in peace Daisy. Moving on to the panda. I hereby declare you lucky because you actually made it back here alive. Calm down, you’re next. Of course, I’m going to call you Ariana goate for your unique singing voice.

And finally, we have… We have… Ariana, please. Cherry Blossom. So now everyone has a fitting name… Hello there Goblin neighbor. FWhip: Hi there. Look at you. You’re looking very cunning and smart and intelligent today. FWhip: And boy, do I have a deal for you. You flatter me sir.

Fwhip: Have you seen these before? Oh, bones! FWhip: So I’ve got a deal for you today. Access to a double skeleton spawner. A double skeleton spawner, you say. FWhip: Mhmm. Well, take me to it. Where is it? FWhip: Yes, Yes, Yes. Follow me this way.

Fwhip: Welcome. Welcome to the goblin Empire. How long has this been here? This is one big cave. Fwhip: Mhmm. Mhmm. Fwhip: Please take this mine cart and journey with me all the way across. Oh okay. [GASPS] This isn’t a trap, is it?

FWhip: No, No, No. We’re all about safety here. What’s down there? FWhip: We don’t go down there. FWhip: Goblins are scared of the dark. Oh. [GASPS AND SCREAMS] I don’t know what happened. I usually land on my feet. [GASPS] There it is. FWhip: I’m coming. I’m coming to help.

Oh geez. Oh, I need real, real help. Really help. There’s another one. FWhip: In the goblin cave, we protect our customers. Thank you, thank you, thank you. FWhip: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [GASPS] Fwhip: There’s your head. Oh yeah. Oops, can’t forget that. So where’s the skeletons spawner? FWhip: Right down here.

Fwhip: Ba ba ba. This key that you can purchase today gets you access. Woah. FWhip: If you stand on top of this very block. Fwhip: Skeletons, shall appear. Woah. Can see their tiny little feet. Unlimited bones. Fwhip: Unlimited bones, unlimited experience, arrows, bows. I didn’t know goblins were so generous.

Fwhip: Oh I mean, to get the key, you must make a trade. A trade? Of course, yes. A trade. Well, I have an egg. Fwhip: Got anything shinier? No. Fwhip: Oh well then. Right this way, please. But maybe I can get something? Fwhip: Oooo?

Something shiny indeed. I know your goblin type loves shiny things. Fwhip: If you get me a bunch of shiny things, I can give you the pass. Okay. I’ll be back. With something shiny. Yes. Yes. I have the perfect idea for something shiny. That goblin might have some rather delectable treasures,

But I can collect some shinies of my own. First, I need to dig a little hole. Somewhere around here, there’s treasure lurking beneath the surface. Where is it? It should be right here. Where is it? There it is. I’m going in. Yes. My shinies.

I will collect these and I will sell them to the other empires. But of course, to maximize my profit I need to create a full working crystal mine. So I better get busy clearing this away. Now, I have exposed all of the glorious crystals. I just have a slight problem.

I can’t reach them. I’m a little short. I’ll admit it now. But I am good at climbing. So if I can just build a few levels, then I can hop between them to collect all the crystals. So I spent an eternity faffing around building three different levels to my mineshaft

And I even added in some wooden posts for structural support. Because if there’s one thing I learned from my time in the goblin empire, it’s that caves are dangerous and safety is important. Behold. My crystal mine. An innovation in geode mining. My empire is now the world leader in crystal mining technology.

However, It’s not cute. That is the only problem. I got rid of all the amethysts so that I could see all these clusters but now I missed I miss all of the amethyst all over the walls. So, I’m just going to put some back in the walls like so.

Tada. Isn’t this so pretty now? I just want to touch everything. There are so many crystals. And thanks to my special crystal vision. I can tell which ones are ripe for the picking and which ones are still not juicy enough yet. And I can’t mind these ones yet because

When I said I was the world leader in crystal mining technology, that may have been an exaggeration. All I have is this iron pickaxe. I actually don’t have silk touch yet. So I can’t mine these adorable little crystals. But hopefully, this crystal business really takes off.

Because I used all of my resources making lanterns and this decorative mine cart. I’m not sure why the other animals elected me as mayor because I’m completely incompetent. But I take the honor of mayor very seriously and I am determined to build a profitable empire.

Okay. What I’m realizing now is I actually put more amethyst back into the mine, then I have taken out of mine. But they’ll never know what happens in the mine, stays in the mine. Now that I have all of this amythest.

The only question is how do I transport it back up to the surface? Well, I could do something simple like put it in my inventory and climb the ladder. But I have a better idea. What about a whole mine cart system?

I just need to extend this tunnel all the way up to the surface and then I can race my little minecart rail all the way up. So I better get digging. And boy did I get digging? I mined my little fluffy socks off until I eventually popped out at the surface.

Right near my empire of tents. Boy, does it feel good to see the sunlight again? But now I’m left with this rather ugly cave entrance. In desperate need of a makeover. There. Much better. Now it looks like a real cave. So I will start the mime cart here,

And we descend into the cave. Some might say that this is a waste of my resources, but luckily, that’s not what the citizens of my empire are saying because they are animals and they cannot talk. Almost there. We just need to connect this up.

Now I can put all of my goodies inside the mine cart and we can race to see who is faster. Me? Or the mine cart? Okay. Let’s go. Oh my gosh, it’s fast. No. I made it too powerful. This is embarrassing. I can’t even see it anymore. This is pathetic.

It’s so far away. Oh, what if I… Oh no. That’s the wrong way. Oh, jeez. Okay. Now, I’m going really fast this way. Oh, it’s all gone horribly wrong. Oh no. Okay. I have lost in every way possible today. All that matters is that the amethyst made it here safely.

And I have a new plentiful resource that I can use to trade with the other empires. And to transport it over to the other empires, I have the perfect plan. Of course, it involves the help of an animal. Somewhere around here, I saw a donkey wandering around and if I can find him..,

There he is. Here, enjoy this wheat. Now let me just put a chest on you. You could be the minister for transport. I just need to transfer all of my amethyst into your inventory. And now we send the empty mine cart back down to be refilled.

In fact, we could expand our transport capabilities If I can find a llama because they can carry things too. So I shall take my lead and take my leave to recruit a new log that named Steve. Llama. What are you doing so close to those agressive humans. Come with me.

I’ll take you to safety. Although technically statistically, you are more likely to die in my empire than anywhere else on this map. I have a very important job for you. I’d like you to be my deputy minister for transport. Here you go. Now you can carry items. The perfect llama load.

Which means now I can sell items by the llama load or by the donkey load. It’s the perfect system. So let me load up my llama with a full llama load of amethyst. And together we will journey down the road to see a goblin about a bone.

Now, Steve, be careful in here. The cave is dangerous. And I haven’t yet established whether goblins have a tendency to bite. So have your wits about you. Fwhip: Welcome on back. Fwhip: Look who is back. Hello, my little goblin neighbor. Fwhip: How you doing? I’m here with shinies.

Fwhip: Oh, shinies. I love me some shinies. I got a whole llama load of amethyst crystals. Fwhip: Oh, that is a llama load. Is that all for me, for the book? Fwhip: Look at it. Oh, so much shiny stuff. It’s all for you in exchange for that book,

So I can get access to those bones. Fwhip: Alright. Follow me down here. FWhip: Here you are. One skeleton farm access key for you. Thank you. Fwhip: Mhmm. Yes. Now I can get all the bones I could ever want. Off I go.

Now I have to be very careful not to lose this skeleton key or I’ll lose access forever. And I have a feeling that FWhip the goblin does not have a refund policy. Now I get to use the secret key. Yes! Here they come. I could do this all day, but I won’t.

We have all the bones we could ever need. Hang on a second. What do I need bones for? The sales pitch was just so enticing. I couldn’t say no. I may have just been scammed. That’s it for this episode of Empire’s. Please subscribe if you haven’t already

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