Insane Minecraft Speed Run | WDC Charity Livestream

Live hello everybody Welcome to the stream it’s uh it’s a special stream today um oh I’m dead that’s very good perfect I’m being eaten by a zombie um welcome everybody St be in my face how are we all all right I think good how are you we’re all good we’re

All good I’m very well thanks sped and it stinky you sped and it stinky marvelous that’s the Alex guarantee right there um with us today for this very special stream we’ve got um Alex say hello say hello and we’ve got Gabby we’ve got Gabby I didn’t this is like

The weirdest game of Jake Simon Says ever hello my name is Gabby I’m the weird gnome in your neighbor’s Garden that you thought was alive when you were younger wow and we’ve got cath hi hello and in the in the background there we’ve got Nick hi hello uh Ellis is currently

Looking at a flat for his mom so he’ll be coming along in about 20 minutes to half hour not a weird euphemism no he’s actually looking for a like seeing a man about a dog type thing yeah right okay yeah um and yeah you’ve got me hello I’m

Jake if you don’t know who I am you probably do though um everyone knows who you are Jake you’re the only one that everyone knows who maybe no Jake why are you so small by comparison to the rest of us on the screen he’s very small small okay well

All right I’ll make yourself biger then hang on I didn’t want to do this the first bit the first bit of the I didn’t want to do this but I’m the most important so I’m going to make myself the smallest okay uh right also it looks really weird cuz I’ve got Jake’s like

There we go how’s that that’s not there you go that’s bit better Jak’s jacket behind me you got Jake Jake’s jacket’s jacket yeah it looks weird so I might just Biff on the floor oh yeah do it do it um wor imagable this is very special

Stream we just got to do a bit of housekeeping before we start the stream uh for those of you who don’t know we’re basically going to be attempting to do a Minecraft speedrun we haven’t s the clock just yet so don’t panic I thought we were just trying to complete it yeah

I didn’t think it was going to be a speed run I thought it was just try and complete it in 4 hours well that’s a bit Speed Run that’s the speed the whole point of speed I don’t I don’t want the pressure of having to rush around okay

Well it’s going to be quite a relaxed uh 4 hours I would say I mean is it yeah well it should be there the whole point of um of a speedrun is to complete the game you’re doing oh I’m dead um yeah I mean that’s the whole point what what do

You think it was going to be I don’t know I thought it was going to be fortnite to be honest okay right well we’re never playing that um anyway if I could please have your attention I’ve got some housekeeping to go through so uh welcome to the stream everybody

What stream it’s going to be uh today we’re going to be rising money for whale and do dolphin conservation as part of the jingle jam festivities so whale yay whale and dolphin conservation aim to protect whales not that whales the the creature whales uh whale and dolphin

Conservation a to protect as many whales and dolphins all over the world as possible by putting a stop to whaling and hunting for good this helps support an a health a healthy aquatic ecosystem fight climate change and bi biodiversity breakdown in our oceans go a helpful

Isn’t it you can find out for you love I don’t know who decided those big words in there for you that was also me um you can find out more about uh whale uh the WDC by clicking the link in the description um we’ve got some absolutely amazing games that we’re

Going to be giving away throughout the stream including five games uh five of the following games on Steam so we’ve got some uh forever Skies Keys uh Frost Punk deluxe edition green hell uh meet your maker also deluxe edition Planet crafter Rift breaker small land timberborn and volcanoids uh so here’s a

Huge thanks and shout out to uh far from home 11bit Studios creepy jar Behavior interactive meu games EXO Studios merge games mechanist and volcano for donating some awes awesome prizes oh not really prizes I guess they give awesome keys to the giveaway pool um we’ll be giving

Away keys for these games every 25 minutes or so so uh at about 25 P we’ll give away the first Keys uh the game keys will be shown on stream for one minute at which point you guys will uh can pause the stream uh rush over to the

Steam and type in the codes so these are on a first come first serve basis so you have to be quick and just as an uh just an FYI there’s no letter O’s in the codes okay so anything looks like an o or a zero it’s it’s a zero just to just

To let you guys know I’ll remind you that sorry zero zero but I’ll remind you that mind you guys closest uh that closest to the time as well when we give away the keys um and also here’s a special thanks to far from home for organizing those keys to be given away

And for facilitating the stream today they’ve just released a $3 DLC for forever Skies uh where you’re able to decorate your Airship with fancy hologram dolphin Globes all proceeds of the DLC will be going towards whale and dolphin uh conservation so if you’re Forever Sky player be sure to check out

That as well if not then you’ll have the chance to bag yourself a copy of the game very soon um being as this stream is part of the jingle jam by donating £35 you can get access to the 2023 jingle jam Games Collection which contains over 80 different games in

Order to claim the collection you must add the collection to your cart when checking out on the donation page you can see what games are in you see this collection by clicking the link in the description along uh with the and you can also find the donation link uh in

The description as well um I should also mention that because of the literal hundreds of donations that we’re going to receive today we we’ll be unable to read out all of your lovely messages that are under3 uh well the hundreds that we hope to receive today that’s

True I’m that’s a very bold assumption that was a very bold assumption the likely hundreds the hundreds that we would appreciate re receiving absolutely um but please know uh we really appreciate uh your generosity if your donation message doesn’t get read out but what we will do is be able to give

You guys a thank you and a shout out no matter how much you donate um also lastly we know times are financially hard for everyone at the moment there is a cost of living crisis all over the world so we ask that you donate responsibly and only what you can

Afford the purpose of this stream is to raise as much money as possible for whale and dolphin conservation not to bankrupt you guys in the process um as short alsoo mention as well we’ve turned off super chats and uh all monetization options for the channel uh other than memberships we can’t turn off

Memberships unfortunately this is just to ensure as much money goes towards uh the WDC um as possible so definitely use the link that’s been posted in the uh that’s in the description sorry and is also pinned in the chat um to donate money to uh yeah to the whales and

Dolphins um has anyone got any questions before we start uh do you want us to jump into the lava now or later um I think I don’t have any questions but did you want me to read out um a whale fact oh yeah we’ got some wh gab’s looked up some rail

Rails rails I definitely have not looked up some rails that’s something that I do in other time not during a charity stream okay sorry not we’re not raising money for trains oh the rail facts yeah exactly oh oh my uh the rails and uh dolphin conservation yeah go on let’s have a

Train fact before sorry oh my god let’s have a let’s have a whale fact before we get started so no I’m sorry we cannot we cannot skip past that what yeah we can yeah we can there was just ch cho cho cho motherfu what the [ __ ] this isn’t the trains charity let

Have let’s have a Gabby on then let’s have a train fact okay train factss do the whale fact it was a missp okay I’ve got one trains can swim up to 2,000 do you know that trains are the largest animals to have ever lived on planet Earth wow that’s great other than your

Mom and by train I mean blue whales nice there we go and I’ll be giving you a couple more facts later on that would be amazing just to replace um every single whale of dolphin fact with like the word train before you we’re doing it a disservice you know we’re meant to be

Raising money for for Wales and dolphins and it’s like no let’s just replace the entire thing with trains oh my God right okay okay we are we all ready let’s go go jump into the lava lose everything we’ve got and start yeah okay so hang on

I’ll just get a timer on my phone we we’re not we’re not fancy enough to have an actual like uh speedrunner timer actually on the uh on the thing no that’s incredibly dirdy yeah exactly and also we didn’t have a budget for my Discord so you guys are going to have to

Tell me what to do cuz I think the instructions are on there uh yes oh I’m not even going to look oh we need we need the instructions cuz there is a bit right well Jake you do it instead cuz you’re the main character there is a bit

Of strategy to to getting a world record speed run I’m guessing we’re not doing jump in the lava first you guys need me to look something up like just ask me by the way I can like okay cool perfect find for you okay thanks Nick thank you

Nick joking we’re not really going to start in the lava jump in J okay or I’ll just do a three two one go why are we so high again this is an amazing spawn C speedrun Speed Run where did you guys where are you guys I’m here you look up Jake

Oh what the [ __ ] they spawned at the top of the tree oh my God oh my God you’re going to lose like half your health before it even started I lost more than half oh no come on okay I got oh oh God you okay Jake you’re in charge um I’m

Pretty much dead okay that’s fine let’s go Okay cool so first things first we need to find the village Village is the is the EAS I found mushrooms okay that’s great we need to find a village do we just run in any direction uh yeah you

Can grab I would say we stick together though yeah stick together if we can help but why if we a but that doesn’t make any sense on fighting a village the quickest we don’t know where we can’t find each other then but then you can just look up the coordinates can’t you

Uh you could do yeah oh I’m not doing that I’m not that much of can we just teleport I feel like that’s kind of cheating for a speedrun well to look at the coordinates yeah and teleport people feel like it’ be against the rules yeah no we’re not we’re not

Teleport we’ll just teleport to the end and that’ll be it well no I mean there okay fine that’s fine that’s fine we’ll just do it manually okay where have we gone I’ve only got Gabby with me I’ve lost I’ve lost I lost you God it’s been a minute

How did we lose each other it’s us you expected it’s been a minute in 20 seconds you Miss Ellis Well Ellis isn’t here right now okay cuz he’s been a good he’s been a GC and he’s getting his M house okay you about to say he’s being a GU no he’s

Being it’s about to get night and I know God this is this is off to a bad start oh no there’s there’s animals there’s baddies we don’t have any food I know I know oh it’s a dog oh is that a wolf it’s a woof oh it’s a woof is it okay A

W you train them you tame them to be where are you Villers are so few and far between as well does make sense that we just do it so like in one group uh yeah i’ oh what an end do you mean um like if you split up you’ve got a higher chance

Of finding it oh I see something on fire over there oh yeah I know what you mean oh is that hang on hang on I think I’ve seen I think I found one are you serious yeah yeah definitely found one oh oh no it’s a rock that’s it over there there’s

There’s a fire going on are you sure it’s just not a tree on fire no uh I don’t know where to go CF I’m SC that over there no that is it that’s definitely a village are you sure yep found found a village we found it cuz I

Was with you oh yeah good job we found a village main character found a village no I don’t want to be the main character anymore oh any I’m sorry you can’t take it back oh is it okay is it non-refundable once you’re cast that’s it all right which way did you guys go

Wait is this a village this doesn’t look like a village is this one room that’s a village where are all the villages there’s a house here dead probably yeah there is oh it’s a village I can hear the her oh really I can hear the Jake sex noes what

Yeah wait where did you go again I can’t see you oh can I just say this uh this speedrun not speedrun is going so well so far where the [ __ ] are you guys okay we’re in the house V we’re just hanging out oh my God there’s a tiny one what

The let’s go this way it’s called a child Gabby that is not a child actually to be fair I have seen some babies that look like old men so yeah well there you go that’s like that’s have you ever seen old men that look like babies uh I forgot about the micro villager

Sounds junk junk would it be thing is for you guys for you guys it’s her for me it’s oh really cuz you’ve changed yours to your silver J the mod pack texture pack dangerous to go outside yeah it is oh no uh I’ve got no idea C they’re going to have to die

Again there’s a creeper right there go oh yeah um there’s a bed here so we can set our spawn point I just reset my SP Point um okay I feel like we should give you guys the the coords at least you can find the The Village cuz otherwise it’s

Going to be impossible might be helpful okay ready uh they are how do I get we using coordinates well I think I think we’re we’re not teleport I thought that was [ __ ] her dises I’m pretty sure using coordinates is fine oh man I don’t care

I’m in my pajamas you do what you want okay so if you press if you press F3 yeah already on come on and then the XY Z coordinates in the second block of text down is Nega 195 and The Zed coordinate is uh 234 I’m going the negative 1 95 negative

1 195 75 but that bit doesn’t really matter and then 234 I accidentally took a screenshot oh what of your game of my testicles oh nice cool good job nice they probably look the same going so fast I what sorry what I said you guys are going so fast

Yeah we D speed running this is a speedrun we’re just waiting for morning cuz it’s a bit dangerous out there at the moment can I jump on the on the little villager uh you currently are yes can I just [ __ ] smoosh him um all those coordinates again uh negative 195 and

The middle one is 234 bouncy the middle one the middle one’s end one is 2 all the Villers in a line I’ve been going the wrong way yeah yeah so -200 plus 200 okay that’s all all you need to worry about um can we do anything in the

Meantime Gabby I think we probably can it’s night time and it’s dangerous outside don’t destroy his house well I was just getting the floorboard so I can make an don’t he’s going to get angry at you there are trees outside you I know but there’s also zombies and [ __ ]

Outside there’s children here all right I’m going to close the door and start getting oh no there’s a zombie let me in hold you okay we’re just going to have to wait out we could sleep oh I see the village Jesus Christ I forgot I forgot

To uh restart the time of day at the start of the speedrun um yeah that’s called cheating Jake well no it wouldn’t be cuz it would be like we started again [ __ ] off look we’re doing it for charity yeah exactly so uh 7 Minutes of our 4-Hour speedrun have just been spent waiting

For the morning to come sorry just someone to chat Gabby oh my God a little one also Gabby can I jump on the child yes yes you can yeah good good good right I’m on my way oh hang on who’s that I can see a name plate in the

Distance that is Alex I don’t know where cath is I’m trying to get jeez what’s in your mouth C what’s in my mouth yeah dick who hell what the hell Alex who left the house just left the door open and there was a Creeper following me around that’s probably me oh god well

I’ll take this door don’t take the door oh for [ __ ] sake we need the village have you just undone the door Alex as the [ __ ] zombies coming okay I Gabby come here okay can I just draw attention to the fact that Kath was blown up by a creeper oh really

How did you manage that yep oh Alex me [ __ ] this oh I’m good where the hell am I meant to be going Alex you pce of [ __ ] we’re meant to oh Jesus Christ already [ __ ] spider yeah get in this house here there’s another house here which one uh

Follow my name plate oh did you put the door back on Alex there we go oh Jesus Christ oh no I think I locked the child outside no the child’s in bed okay I’m currently kicking the child around God guys oh wow they really do like do like jaas on your perspective holy

Crap they’re just little men okay oh do not go out that door I wasn’t planning on it we don’t need the window though oh for [ __ ] sake oh my God that go this night last rages doesn’t it just a wee bit I’m going to make a workbench right

Alex you and I are stuck in a shack for the night got a crafting table what sorry we’re stuck in a shack for the night I did not I misheard Shaq what did you think I said n nothing we’re stuck in a shag no I just heard we’re going a shag

Tonight or something I was like it’s not the energy we’re bringing to this stream no Qui now jump on the bed and help me oh oh no what have you done I didn’t want the oh he’s back how did he get back I kick I don’t know I

Was CU I just helped me jump on the child but uh Kath no you’re not Kath I’m sorry oh for [ __ ] sake dude oh my God where are you what are you guys doing struggling to get to you [ __ ] it’s nearly morning it’s nearly morning I give up I [ __ ] give up well

You can’t give up only 9 minutes into the speedrun no I just I mean about the whole name thing what name thing oh oh you deserve thatby just Gabby yeah the foundations of this house are not oh what was that what was that oh my

God what the hell have you done what the hell was that Alex well I I was D I was taking up their floor and there’s a cave under this house apparently oh oh there’s a massive hole there now we’re just going to fill this up okay go it’s officially daytime uh everything’s

Burning okay just right C you need to let it over to us then we can actually sleep yeah okay yep yep yep go outside and burn burn like your friends yeah no the give up was in reference to the name thing cuz just like it’s like

That that whole stream that Nick and I did for like what was it 50 minutes and someone watched it and the whole stream was just like my name was repeated multiple times and at the end of it they were like Nick and Kath are doing a really good job

Like how did we get here that [ __ ] TI the same person oh apparently because we are two grills on the internet God forbid some oh there’s a there’s a [ __ ] over here there’s a [ __ ] oh there’s a chicken a no there’s a [ __ ] why is there a zombie in

This did you go in the house yes oh oh yeah I left it I put I trapped a zombie in there so CF just made it all the way over here and then just died to die yeah [ __ ] sake right we’re not getting very far that’s not my fault his arms were

Poking through the door a zombie in what’s your point how the hell do you play again I need to you’re a menace right I need to hit the trees to get like but the point of this game is to mine and to craft and in the name um you craft and

Mine that’s kind of how you play okay thank you Alex so sick what I need okay so if you punch a tree can you get wood yes punch tree to get wood okay fine don’t try it in real life cuz it [ __ ] hurts yeah it won’t

Work in real life beting the [ __ ] out of a tree come on oh there’s a stairs hang on why are there stairs there oh this is part of a roof that’s made it into the I just realized before there might have been a little bit of lag which is why I

Jake your character is more advanced than you are why cuz it’s reached the Stone Age actually to be fair the way that you were holding that light lighter the other day was just not I can’t I don’t know how I hold it without holding one so oh this doing it upside

Down well cuz like what upside down well well well let me explain cuz like you know you know the barbecue light like the wand lighters cuz we we’ve basically into candles recently right I know we’re really hardcore we’ve been getting into candles yeah I choose the cand L

Sentence I’ve ever heard it show me um the uh so we’ve been getting into candles recently we bought a a barbecue lighter type lighter to light the candles with because we’re lighting them a lot we don’t want to use matches the whole time and uh yeah the other

Lighters are just not appropriate so it’s got like grip like finger grips on one side and then not and then the thumb bit pushes down on the lighter and it lights it but then uh apparently that was I said I then said well who’s writing it this way around because the

Finger bit grit should be on the other side so it turns out I’ve been light I’ve been lighting this lighter completely the wrong way for like the last however long and then I got the absolute piss ripped out of me and then Gabby basically wanted to make an

Example of me so then put it on her Instagram it wasn’t about making an example that’s not what it was no it was just a laugh at you there was no learning here okay it was just purely making fun of you okay cool got it that’s that’s just perfect y right I

Have made it to the Village okay right go and sleep in the bed in the house that blew up that you got killed in if we can find mult beds so we can all sleep at the same time that would be well we’ll have to get shap for that

Well no cuz there might be enough beds actually in the village is what I’m saying already as is oh there might be also I found a cave that leads nowhere how the [ __ ] do you make things again so you can press e and that’ll bring up

Your invent so you got a small crafting bit in your inventory and then there’s some crafting tables over B that you can use for uhra oh my God it’s been so long yeah I can’t I can’t can’t set my save cuz I can’t sleep no no it set you just just

The bed you only need to sleep at night time and that’s it yeah it should say spawn point it doesn’t normally say where does it say that uh down the bottom left no mine didn’t say it I still sp there fine oh oh okay did you

Right click on the bed yeah okay if someone wants to get started on food I can get started on digging a giant hole okay well I’m kind of going down I mean there’s a giant hole just over here mate yeah but you know that you know Alex

Fell down the got blown up by the creeper house yeah okay there’s a GI hole yeah it did that definitely happened what are you talking about oh you found coal already Alex Jesus okay if that’s the case just follow I just went into the H C do you want to get

Started on uh on some food yeah I’ll get start on food you can be our Yummy Mummy we basically to make this just need to make myself a ho to make this run work as as well as possible we need like a load of food you say efficiency it’s going to be so

Boring well well kind of somewhat against the clock it well actually we need to be as efficient as possible in order to make this as fun as possible fun equals efficiency my name’s Ellis yeah pretty much I thought he was here for a second yeah I was

Unny kind of scary as well yeah exactly um um how many buildings actually in in the thing oh there’s a okay so there’s a big house in the village a big house that’s got uh house Grande okay that’s ah hang on oh no we can’t use the we

Can’t reverse engineer car can we okay that’s just in there I’ve got a sneeze in my nose hole I got pills God I really need a sneeze oh God but we don’t need a bookshelf or an emerald we need like we need to be able to trade for gold gold

We need gold basically gold is like a we need we need iron we need gold and iron indr said sorry said just if you look at the Discord thing I put in there what we actually need to do for the speedrun I’m not I’m not looking at that cuz that’s

Cheating well it’s not cheating it’s just having a plan for a speed run made aace nice um oh I see into a different cave can I have some of that coal you’ve got there yeah come get it where are you uh I’m over by the

Water oh okay can you can you just drop it off at the house next time you’re back uh I can next time I’m there I might never come back oh okay actually you know what I I can just make some GED yeah did you say you can make some of

Your own yeah or you going to hatch coal no from an egg you just make charal you basically burn wood oh yeah but it’s not as efficient he efficient well [ __ ] who’s talking about efficiency now eh I found raw copper hey got him copper yeah I don’t think that’s the thing in

Textured cuz uh what it is I just found it you found copper yeah you done the hole again I went down a different hole but it wasn’t very big and I Jake I’m not you I can [ __ ] read copper when did they put copper in mft You soed by

In a few updates since you last played Jake don’t think copper is that what’s this it’s not that what does that say uh it says copper oh there you are that thank you thank you I was going to go build a big shaft that’s what she said mine shaft a

Joke in here somewhere is that is that a German shaft oh mine shaft yeah exactly yeah uh Spruce don’t need wood eggs compl Lo in there I’m just dumping my inventory in here yeah do it do it really my hair today why cuz it’s giving um tonight will be the night then

I will fall for you over again Chi again yeah we don’t we don’t we don’t need to sing that [ __ ] song again let’s not I I think we might no we don’t no we don’t oh is here oh that’s a shame I am I have returned here has ENT Ops his mask let

Me turn your camera back on where are you uh how was the Housey house pretty good oh an OBS is crashed excellent that’s what you get great St I found a bigger cave by the way oh nice cool does anyone have any col I can steal just quickly to make some um

Torches uh yeah I can give you some torches hang on there you go there’s like 20 there or something have a daylight that took a minute I’m going to need some as well I’m down by the the lake making us a PCH for planting stuff nice okay

Um we could use some more oh are you loaded inis no you’re not uh yep that’s why I’ve just dis no not yet okay oh who’s found mothering iron oh did you find some iron found some raw sauce raw sauce uh so what so I’m guessing you use C for

Like for like electric circuits and that or copper tools if that’s a thing I don’t know I’ve never yeah it’s weird isn’t it apparently they’ve got copper on this I I love that you’re Amazed by that like it’s something that would never you’d never have thought was possible in

This world to add copper into Minecraft it’s astounding I just thought like it it’s one like this this late on in the game’s life right since it’s been released they adding copper into it well well it could have been added like two years ago we still wouldn’t know

Well like the week after we stopped playing last time yeah but we love an update don’t we that’s true oh I found some iron yeah right where are we going uh you’re going to uh basically negative -2 200 plus 200 uh you know what the next question is don’t you three F three

Thank you it’s the X and Zed coordinates oh nice call 200 plus 300 plus 200 yeah yeah pretty much there should be a village there we kind of you’ll see the we’re kind of stationing ourselves here although it’s not very useful cuz they don’t have many Traders here so we’ll

Have to find new Traders we’ll have to explore it is a start you’re right well there’s a bat but it’s not loaded in properly so it’s like half I can hear the that too I wonder how close I am to you uh can you oh I’m out of

Tores Tor oh I found a little hole down here I’m kind of just digging their way down d I don’t know even know the song but I’ve heard I’ve heard you do it so many [ __ ] time that’s true um oh I guess it’s probably mine now isn’t it mine

Everything mining the crafting oh cuz dig and mine yeah I get it yeah see where I’m going what what you going I get it not today Satan right how far through are you then uh we found a village we’re just mining for mainly iron at the moment and just

Basic supplies oh my pickaxe broke great cool oh I can see torches that’s you guys I imagine yes oh balls some else what but did we build this house no no we haven’t built anything okay thank God why massive waste of time otherwise cuz like flowers out the front of it and

Everything oh I see massive that was a witch’s I think no I built that house oh I found some uh copper okay guys um yes I think we’re going to have to relocate from the village slightly cuz the cave I have found goes very deep I think there’s a

Lot of stuff here so I’m going to come back sure through the village what I’m sure you can walk to the Village yeah but we don’t need the village it’s us this is I’ve just started growing plants walk back we do need a food source hey animals would be better hello

All right uh just to introduce myself oh yeah how’s it going what the [ __ ] dude cheating yeah no it’s it’s tradition we’ve already done that at the start you weren’t here well I haven’t it yet let have a go no stop ring Minecraft did you set your

Spawn uh no there is a [ __ ] in the bird out thank you right I’m back at the lower house someone come and met me oh we can’t sleep in the same bed come and met you come and met me yeah yeah why do we want

To met you sorry I want to go down deeper into this cave I’m scared to go oh creepers [ __ ] uh uh what do we do uh oh I think it’s after me oh I know I know what I know what we need to do we need

To find some Shep we need to Shar the ship and then a prob yeah we need to get some there’s one on me as well we need to get some uh God no edit is on me now oh [ __ ] what was that oh god oh we’re good it only kills flowers shots

In the distance uh oh my God it’s all right is the first night or something this is the second second night technically right bre did I build aols Jake any tools come here why he’s a tool isn’t he oh I see very good very good very funny

Oh okay are we going to sleep through the night uh we haven’t got enough beds so we can’t I how do you make shears again uh it’s two bits of iron yeah oh it’s just two bits of iron right okay could good what oh what’s up Alex has got pressure plate it’s a

Pressure use the use the oh Alex no the you just wasted two of iron on a [ __ ] plate you told me to no I I I said nothing I did now why would I why would I need to make a [ __ ] pressure plate dude oh I’m feeling the pressure not I’m

Feeling the pressure and I love plates okay something there’s a f Fox by you don’t kill the fox uh can I share the fox can I share the why ow okay I’m going back down the hole that I made okay can I share the fox with my pickaxe

You got a big hole I’m coming down too hello I behind you oh God no I see you this is a dead end no oh my God these stairs are like DK DKK would you want to put some stairs down then cuz I just I’m digging until I

Get to like the bottom essentially no it’s a waste of time what it’s a waste of time stairs are unnecessary um oh right I thought you meant me seriously digging was a waste of time oh no no no how many bones do the wol uh oh it’s random you want to stop

Digging here Gabby and basically go straight oh okay this is the most uh Diamond Rich level you’ll find I’ll go right there is a much better cave nearby just really want to point that out that will make it far easier okay well you work on that while we do this cuz we

Need to do efficiency I’m trying to but I’m also trying to get enough wall to make us bed so we can skip the [ __ ] night Alex is shaving sheep well if you’re down a hole it doesn’t matter oh hear a zombie nearby it does when you’re

Not down a hole cuz then you can’t actually the fast for night Jes on you I’m always down a hole oh nice um it’s nearly time for our first uh key giveaway everybody that’s exciting isn’t it um I might have just destroyed a block of iron

Or oh hang on can you send your perspective for what did you say sh I did he destroyed something are you sure this is the most efficient level for diamonds J uh yeah number 16 doesn’t have windowed mode someone has been doing their [ __ ] research like a Nord like a Nord a Nord

Nord you [ __ ] nording exactly he’s a Nord you ain’t nothing but a Nord hord a Nord horde oh I all the time I broke out oh you know what just kill me just kill me what did he find there’s a cave here oh damn it is that the cave

That I already found maybe is there a giant lava waterfall yeah that’s the one I’ve already found yeah there’s a massive entrance up top oh nice so we kind of just tunnel all the way to Alex’s hole G we did what we tunneled all the way to your hole oh I just

Destroyed that play nice oh apparently it’s uh apparently it’s apparently it’s 12 not 16 is the best place with diamonds is that right I thought it was 16 I thought did you did you Google it no no that that was just what it was last time I played oh for

[ __ ] sake like 10 years ago what’s the most efficient place for demon demons diamonds chat very quick Shel find me My Demons Inside Me let’s just take this guy’s house apart anything from 16 below 16 below okay [ __ ] we’re too we’re digging too shallow I’m going to go back to the

Shaft and then go down to uh what like oh what you laughing at Shar yeah I’m going to go back out looking for more shape nice uh okay but apparently the most optimal level isus 53 M minus no what really according to what 53 minus 53

According to the or tre’s Mech C now hang on whatever that [ __ ] thing is from Tik Tok do it do you it changed when we had cave update minus 50 is what chat’s saying chat saying is the 50s so it goes beyond negative okay hang on

Look Jake you have how when was the last time you properly played survival MRA uh a long long time ago apparently I didn’t realize why you surprised things have changed whoa Jak you just [ __ ] yeah I’m digging the hole down what what’s the problem okay it’s

Just the fact that I didn’t know that you were doing it so I just ran off the edge into this [ __ ] pit okay well to ignore that that shallow You’ got two holes here I’m just going to make one obvious not to go down it okay it up two holes

Okay I have two holes good I’m not going to think about your two holes oh hang on we’ve gone deep hang on yeah get out of that square there you go nice nice nice nice nice sheep lots of sheeps come here give me your tasty tasty flesh Jesus Christ I’m sharing them so

Well I’ve taken the skin off as oh God oh my God I’m like peeling them like a Nana wonderful oh Jesus thanks for that mate um should we should we do a key giveaway and should we thank some people too for the donations yeah I think we

Should um or we could tell them to [ __ ] off I’m good at that apparently what what the [ __ ] Ellis this was the weirdest energy to bring into a situation it was referencing last time when he basically told someone to [ __ ] off donating money video know we we we spent hours on

Well you forget I don’t really do that I don’t do that Gabby doesn’t he just sits no I’m not going to say what I was going to say it’s me no probably not probably not after that [ __ ] comment that we had what comment cuz I know you were going to make a joke

About sleeping with a boss I need call oh no it wasn’t it wasn’t going to be you sleeping with the boss at all that didn’t even cross my mind to be honest cuz doesn’t sorry what I mean I do [Laughter] itep going to lie you know yeah yeah oh

Fun and games you come on gab’s the only one who isn’t sleeping with yeah yeah oh no I’m not anyway should we do a priz should we do a thingy I we could just mocking you I mean that that would be good I think we’ve gone someone chat just said please

Mo Jake too much no I refuse oh is this oh this is lapis L I can never say that properly La lais um so these Keys which we’re about to show everyone get ready on Steam we’re about to give away some forever Skies Keys you’re not going to put them

In the chat are you no no no no no I’ve got I’ve got a no not reading them out that take ages they’ll just be shown on this on this if you just wait and that can show you I want to wait Bard Bor they’ll be uh they’ll be it’s funny when

You bring that energy but when that’s my day-to-day life it’s a pain in the ass you do it the wrong time we need to go deeper surely not no no no we just got to negative 50 we’re attive 15 oh not the game move ow what the hell was that for

You’re in the way okay um so yeah hugee I’m dropping some of these trees because it’s making it impossible to navate where the [ __ ] we’re going with these houses okay right key go okay anyway I was thinking oh my God right these will be these keys that about to show on the

Stream will be for steam any O’s are zeros okay there’s no letter o in the in the in the key um just to make you guys aware if youve typing in O and it’s not working right so the first bunch of keys are for forever Skies courtesy of far

From home there’s five Keys here everyone get ready on the Steam on the steam activate this product screen and here we go so I’ll leave us up for about a minute God he sounds like a crap Nursery teacher or like someone hosting and here we go Sure hold each other’s

Hands children These Are Forever Sky Keys enjoy guys enjy SK number five all of them and thank you very much far from home as well for donating some keys to the uh to the to the pool also uh thanks as well for far from home for for uh

Facilitating this stream and getting all the other all the other keys from the other game devs which we’re about to uh give away throughout the stream as well so thank you very much um far from that yeah absolute Legends mate M Le good job

And also there is a uh three3 DLC for um forever Skies as well where you can basically pay $3 the proceeds will go towards the whale and dolphin conservation and you get a cool little uh like hologram dolphin Globe as well in the game so um so yeah there go kind

Of cool yeah it is yeah right continue Jake yep if everyone wants to come back up because we have enough BS for one oh do we cool okay perfect so we can sell our spawn point do we have to come back up I would much rather 30 although Ellis has made this very

Tiny for some reason we’re attive 30 well you just said you want a shelter so I know but it need enough room for five heads I mean this is oh okay having um stairs might actually be beneficial or because it’s going to take so long to get up and down why’ you it

It won’t take any longer than jumping up and down them and I don’t know if we have enough time to actually make the stairs cuz we are at 34 minutes in and we haven’t really done much what about we got an pick now oh I had an IR pick about Vines I’ve

Got uh Vines uh that could work some if we can make Clippers and get one Vine I need food oh just dig a hole all the way down yeah I’m in the process of trying to sort yeah do a shaft all right we’ll turn off the keys now uh hope you enjoy

Them whoever got these Keys um yeah have a have a fun time playing forever guys thank you far from home as well for donating those keys to the uh to the stream there thank you guys I want to say as well thank you to uh games games

For waves for sending the cute t-shirt for for the uh for the stream don’t forget the plushy as well and you know your audience guys cuz they sent me this really cute little whale Amiga room it’s crochet and it’s adorable look at him we got said as well hang on I’ll

Show you a vision which the key isn’t absolutely mted by C’s thing there you go mted yeah thanks very much uh um WDC as well yes that’s that that’s I think that’s their brand BS they’ve sent us a bunch of goodies so thank you very much for those as well yeah thank

You um I did do a little excite when I saw the little whale confirmed there was squee squee was involved yes okay we’re nearly there Jesus Christ this is serious so was it negative 50 oh [ __ ] it was like six levels off yeah negative everyone in

Chat was saying Nega in the negative 50s oh so should aim for like 53 or something I guess yeah I I saw Nick said 53 and I saw a few other guys in chat saying 53 I also saw some people saying 51 and um 52 so okay cool perfect awesome we go

To 53 those need to come you do need to come back up cuz you need to set your spawn point I’ve already set my no the bed’s been destroyed where’s the door going uh sorry I destroyed the block underneath it uh if any of you find any seeds please do bring them over

To me okay bed setup is [ __ ] oh it’s foul isn’t it but I at the same time oh wow it’s like a it’s like a triple Kings siiz spectacular there yeah exactly that’s great oh no oh only have four can there be a dick bed

Hang on got to do that we got do no dick bed for you of course there’s a dick right so so if we do like yeah oh it’s going to take so long to get out this [ __ ] hole I know it is yeah oh where did you start going up

Like ages ago three I can’t even see you on the we need five yeah I okay can you see me yeah I can see you just about oh my God this is like this is going to take so long to get back up holy [ __ ] I can see the

Sky oh my God two the Golem stuck down the hole oh Gabby’s made us out oh nice there’s a Golem there yeah Golem eyeing up its iron supplies it does he’s our Guardian do not um but he should protect us yeah that’s true stuck down a [ __ ] oh

Ellis no this is C bed and then some R look here Jake’s loner bed actually wait I’ve got bed got better better to do hang on on the roof or something two two seconds oh god oh my god what the [ __ ] is that what’s what ain’t no way that’s

[ __ ] and if it is it’s the weirdest one I’ve ever seen that’s the closest thing I can make it’s crap I don’t like it also that’s not meant to be good well it should be it look no you could like you could have the beds going sideways for really flat

Balls right spawn which bed am I going in any of them I guess you can setang not yet not yet not yet I’m almost finished oh respawn Point set okay this if I die then at Le that’s that’s fine that what bit what you talking about the one that Jake just slept in

Dig it up I don’t know where it is I don’t know which one he slept in I stepped in the middle one oh too late the purple one it’s too late you have to stay here for a minute okay no one die uh we do not have any coal like whatsoever right

There’s your little H where’s the other it needs a door dude what the [ __ ] I’m on it I’m on it there’s your door there’s your door well how am I supposed to how am I supposed to get inck on put food in there oh yeah I can do food bits

Oh there’s a pumpkin pie there you are oh thank you I I made a pumpkin pie whoever W it’s so spacious in here you got a purple bed oh it’s completely dark the lights went out I want a pumpkin pie I’m going to take it yes it what the what the hell happened

Then why is it all dark in here yum what’s going on very whome nothing thank you have you just have you just barded me in no would I do that how do I get oh [ __ ] off oh God I share J right can we go to bed I’m coming out of here I

Would do if I wasn’t in the bloody like spacious apartment enough yet I don’t think it’s not night time it’s not night time it’s just it’s just like whales well dark but not night yeah dark dingy and raining put your back in what what’s up what’s up you sleeping in the middle

No no no no no look what I can’t do it yet what’s happened what have you done I’ll show you later everyone go to your bedroom okay what are we all sleeping well who’s sleeping where no it’s not night time yet it’s nowhere near night time no just

Choose your bed at least right okay all right I’m where are you this one no that’s my H get out of it you go set your bed opposite Gabby or oh or just take El’s oh well you’re let your feet touch that’s that’s going to okay night everybody I go in

The [ __ ] I go in the [ __ ] outside apparently oh are you okay out there yep sorry there’s a lot of dust in here nice oh sweet the also get consumption as well perfect this is what I wanted to show everyone while I was laughing gone ready mhm I have discovered fire oh [ __ ]

Me really yeah you’re nowhere near the house with that cuz there’s lots of w right I’m going back down the hole I need some more torches I so do I I’ve just got to keep digging I desperately need um coal to make food you can use just

Use wood you can use wood yes yes the other entrance you can also make charcoal with wood to make torches yeah that’s what I was going to do I’ve got I’ve got torches on there oh oh that Minecraft music that was so nostalgic I’m just making some Char charcoal Char I’m just

Going to rub I’m just going to rub all the Torches out all the hous a second oh that’s a good shout just if in doubt just go on the Rob yeah on the Rob uh we also need a a load of feather and a load of uh like five or six

String we need to find web and spiders for string sorry web yeah spider oh oh sorry yeah not not like Web MD and don’t want you to diagnose yourself okay oh you I don’t think you are in the same cave as me oh you in different caves I think you found a

Different cave I we went good oh yeah what’s this cave goes deeper oh gunpowder I think that’s similar to us actually Alex why does Alex keep get fire on explosives this seems dangerous yeah it does it doesn’t seem it no well let’s be honest I’m just going to spruce

Up your h a little bit oh no leave it as is please oh I was going to put like one piece of oh your mother’s no too much should we be doing some thank yous maybe get yeah probably um I I don’t know if we’re going to have because I

Think everyone’s going going for the uh for the jingle jam reward thing so everyone’s over 30 so there’s like literally like a lot like a lot of donations will we might just have to not read out the donation messages today guys unless it’s over like 50 if that’s

Right um that’s you we could always just and just let um Nick REM REM off yeah you there Nick yeah I’m here you want to REM off some thank you I’m here yeah you want me to start from the start one hour ago yeah I think just uh read out over

Over 50 Sorry God that was a bit of a for a lack of for for sight on our behalf I think I’ve hit bed roog how do you check number again sorry F3 oh it needs gold oh God I told you my Cave’s better Hells Bells 101 thanks for the 35

Quid uh Anonymous thanks for the 35 quid random names for the 35 quid thank you uh fory fantasy thank you for the 35 quid uh a message from the dolphin so long as the thanks for all the fish I just needed to read that one out

A I appreciate it we’re going to read out dolphin Rel ated messages okay dolford related messages yeah Mr bble chops for the 5 quid thank you random names again with the 25 quid Anonymous with the 35 sorry just to quickly interrupt what is the number again I

Need to is it minus 53 oh uh yeah minus 50 three to four yeah and also sorry Nick there’s one right at the very start before the stream even started and that was uh to the oh [ __ ] the the four the four no qu yes for1 thank you four they

Also donated again with another 10 quid later and then the fleshed banana for the 25 quid that’s a solid name saying whales uh this top worm you got any whales related ones as well no this top Worm for the fifth right right Ellis uh yeah I found

A cave okay yeah quite a big one a coal wow cool in desktop worm says this was a very late notice stream that I didn’t know was happening so here’s my 50 Quid for the next week’s dinner Merry Christmas no and breaket the dinner money was a joke I had plenty money

Plenty of money to spin onf don’t refund oh that’s very kind thanks mate thank you thank you well they know us too well I found sorry I found the mother load of all Iron deposits get it can I have some um Tores yeah we’re we’re just going to all shut the [ __ ] up

And let Nick do some thank you so if you can just yeah I know but I just needed to let you know no I don’t care Victor Jones for 35 good thank you Jesus Chrissy thanks for the 100 quid thank you so much can I have your best imitation of a

Dolphin asking for a friend just after I told you guys to shut up all right starting nice nice there we go nice who was that was that Kath that was Kath yeah oh sorry I want Ellis to do one cuz he’s the most serious damn it’s like Captain H doing

One we got to save that dolphin guys we got to save that dolphin dolphin needs some help he need depressed dolphin Gabby nice oh that’s actually pretty legit and Alex no not allowed to talk oh God you’re such a suky wee bastard [ __ ] get over yourself do name do your Alex impression

Oh do you doph okay um hold on let me I I I just I’m trying to avoid dying two seconds oh I found lava right me me oh my God [ __ ] wow that sounded like one of my just about say that just sounds like calf sounded like one of my ticks rather

Than a mate look what I found sorry Nick no no no no no we are not shut up carry on yeah carry on I just diamonds yeah sorry Alex no [ __ ] T we for the 10 quid thank you Mr Sans the black blackhe header for the 10 quid thank you very much

Uh you block the 25 quid thank you Jak Hang On Shut Up gab for the 70 quid 69 thank you always happy donate for a good course thank you so much there was 70 quid 69 noise Brian bman for the 10 quid thank you random names for the 200 quid

Bloody thank you why would we be responsible I’m not sure was that in relation to something earlier 49 minutes ago [ __ ] knows oh saying to donate responsibly oh yeah random he doesn’t do responsible no he takes it as a personal challenge Beast Bri for the 40 quid thank you

That’s almostly wrong sorry it’s it’s Beast B but with an a after the I uh after the I that’s b r a i a n Bray iron thank you Bray IR anyway anyway Sean hanon brackets last name pronounced ho brackets that’s his whole name thanks

For the 200 quid W much so much thanks man kind thanks so much there are some divers a few years ago who were swimming near a whale the whale Unleashed a poop NATO around the divers thanks for the message wow what Jesus Christ just imagine that like a nice day out at

S it’s a torrent of [ __ ] being flung your way oh God if you think about the sh mess of [ __ ] that was coming out of it you’re you’re probably more swimming in [ __ ] than you are water yeah exactly yeah anyway Kowski for the 10 quid thank you Swift squirrel for the 50 Quid

Uh moving along seek fault one for the 35 quid Jordan King for the 35 quid thank you Kyle Thorston for the 69699 nice uh hello there broken well hello there broken kiwi Wales be an evil King who’s broken broken kiwi is that you again so hello hello there broken

Kiwi Wales be an evil King I’m assuming broken me or was it Jake I have no idea what the hell’s going on right now Al wait was this before I turned up uh yes so it must be Jake must be Jake oh okay sorry I hope you’re doing great the stream and donations

Campaign should do wonders for the E Ecology of the oans I think he’s try to oans and to make up for me killing the previous stream goal of ending at a 69 oh it’s you that was the yeah that’s the one he told to [ __ ] off

Yeah thank you for the donation uhia for the 40 quid thank you calaban for the 35 quid thank you Mark BL thank you for the 35 the four not again with 10 quid thank you archus for the 35 uh weapon broider for the 35 quid thank you crazy cat lady

For the 25 quid Kim and Travis for the 60 quid thank you uh hello from Louis Louisville Louisville Lille Lou Louisville Tennessee GL your chaos is supporting great caes thank you so much for the donation hell yeah oh thank you thanks man uh P Master for the 35 quid thank

You reg no Rock comes 10 quid thank you obiwan canob sorry Obi wank Kenobi the first 35 quid don’t worry carry on red ha with 35 good thank you [ __ ] you for the oh that I shouldn’t have said that one I should not have said that name sorry

Okay moving on uh the one and the only K 35 quid Jay for the 35 quid thank you Med Mech for the 35 Mark Joy Mech for the 100 quid thank you so much thanks Mark thank you very kind thank you hey guys another good cause for lovely

Charity hope this will help hope everyone has lovely Christmas holiday ahead of them thank you so much we have some kind people oh I scrolled up by accident uh oh it’s the worst oh rookie ER you’re never getting that back two two seconds okay here oh yep oh sorry

Nothing I’m 21 minutes do you want me to continue for the 35 quid thank you AJ for the 50 Quid luck with your fundraising thank you so much kater for the 35 thank you so much melt for the 35 Sergeant sh for the 35 thank beautiful name great great name thank you uh

Blessed banana again with another 100 quid thank you so much for all you do for the charity streams I love SE life and knowing my money is going to really good course is amazing keep doing what you’re doing you’re really helping so many people thank you so much oh thanks

Very kind of thank you such nice words thank you uh crazy cat lady for the 55 quid thank you another donation just because thank you so much generous for the 100 quid uh WDC is such a worthy cause guys I’ve watched your stuff since forever and I love you

To bets never change greetings from Denmark so generous thank you so much Christine thank you thank you friend thanks man David Quinn DAV Queen for the 10 thank you so much uh Jamie for the 35 thank you so much random names a bloody again for the 230 quid thank you so much so

Generous uh no message that time uhor for the 50 Quid thank you so much do you know a beached whale that passes on can build up enough volatile gas inside to donate with the force of 5,000 of dynamite holy [ __ ] did i’ know that yeah that is something I didn’t

Know I’ve seen a clip of it before it’s pretty something also yeah should we sleep yeah Beast Bri Beast Brian has donated 25 K thank you and he has assured me it’s Beast Brian is how you say it but there’s an a after there maybe it’s I don’t know H

What the [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] off get in bed everyone I’m down a hole give me a minute and one last one fer 030 for the tin thank you so much and that’s it thanks y thanks very much guys thank and just just a reminder as well right

Because this stream is part of the jingle jam you can basically on the checkout screen you can check um a little thing that says add to cart and then you can get the jingle jam 2023 collection which is made up of over 80 games just for the price of £35 okay so

Uh it’s totally there are some really good games in there go check it out there’s a link in the description if you’re not too sure what well the games are in it or some of them uh there’s I mean there’s 80 of them I can’t remember

All for SK is in there I know that yes I could look it up if you want Forever Sky in there anyway right whil we get wait for him to get to sleep I’ll open it up and I’ll I’ll read out what I think of

The choice ones okay uh we going to be [ __ ] like vacuum simulator and it won’t be some good St I mean like Alice’s Choice ones not not in I wouldn’t I’ll [ __ ] on Ellis I won’t [ __ ] on the charity yeah I was going to

Say go then are we done can I talk now uh is everyone done berting yellis or should do some more time anyone else Prime oh vacuum simulator oh look be oh my God stop talking over me are we allowed to breathe yet or S there’s tabs totally accurate battle

Simulator which is great super hot which is also [ __ ] awesome if you haven’t played it enty Center which I really want to play it’s on my list of [ __ ] to play xenonauts which is pretty awesome uh Battle Star Galactica deadlock I know is very very uh well received uh what else do I

Recognize eight bit armies is apparently meant to be very good as well it’s like a modern uh Command and Conquer uh PL up is in there oh there’s a costume butle plate up anyway nice um there’s one for Jake called train Valley 2 nice what there’s a cheeky uh 40% off

Disc whato display there’s just just a [ __ ] ton of indie games a lot of which I’ve never even heard of before so yeah going have a flick through oh and home World deserts of Carri is on there as well and the home World remaster collection which is incredible yeah very

Good value definitely go check it out just make sure you check the um add to to cart button on the on the uh donate donation page and uh yeah it’s £35 for like 80 games so definitely definitely worth it and your mind all the proceeds

Uh 100% of the proceeds in fact um go towards uh the whatever charity jingle jam supporting we’re supporting Wales um the Wales dolphin conservation um charity so yeah that’s where your money from the stream will be going um yeah and I think it’s it’s Pro we’ve got

About four minutes before the next load of keys due to be released that’s good that’ll be exciting um right what’s our what’s our report I’ve got right right bre now yep oh [ __ ] oh Gabby where are you I’m right here right follow me when you’re ready like

Now not come on cuz I’m taking you to a better hole that sounds so weird okay then why AR you wearing all your armor that you made for yourself I didn’t make it for myself I made it for everybody we basically need like what hell was that all right I got a detated

Can I get some more torches struggling with them a bit uh you need to make some yeah I don’t have any torches either if you follow me oh I’m making some now actually what I’ll do coal is I’ll make a diamond pick no no don’t use

Coal what for what do you mean don’t use coal use charcoal oh cheaper more coal no no no no use the charcoal use charcoal cuz you basically just mine trees down and it’s one block of coal as opposed to having to mine coal uh what was I doing again how do you make

Charcoal so you basically burn logs yeah so you know the bits that yeah so rather than making the logs into planks you just burn the logs other logs that makes sense it’s the torchis I oh I I removed the door so he would get ATT tack KN he’s not allowed of

Torch um right why did you remove my torch yeah you got be a dingy hob oh for [ __ ] sake oh godam want to go mining well I guess we all need to go mining I just need to just give me a minute my some more on the way I know where some coal

Is I found another vein so I’m going to run through that there you go just I’ve trucked 50 Spruce logs on the in the furnace that should keep us going for a while shut up shut up [ __ ] houy all the [ __ ] time oh my God we needed

Dick change your change your mod pack you can change the V turn the Villager sounds off then it’ll be all the time shut up won’t the Golem be angry pretty much silent h he didn’t see it he’s fine right follow me that’s great as long as long as people don’t see murder

It’s fine everyone can get away with it yeah that’s kind of Point yeah exactly following Alex if I don’t come back just I’m not searching for you I expect that are you ready to come in you come down my hole these Villages don’t have a vegetable patch like they

Normally do [ __ ] Village I think is there lava down here sh vage uh there is lava further on it goes very deep okay that’s fine I’m just going to make a little uh lava infinite lava source and then I’ll start mining the obsidian but

Is it at the right level we need to be to get uh gavy just follow me it keeps going down but haven’t we already found a place which is got oh yeah we I mean we don’t need to technically get any more diamonds we don’t sure CU diamonds and

Stuff would be useful obviously they’re very helpful but like um how did I do how do you Jesus Christ this is dangerous Alex Dr yeah I know what do you mean we don’t need to get anymore well because we’ve got enough now just to just to get the diamond pick which

You need to mine for obsidian go through the nether portal Jake’s already got everything CU don’t need anything you know make well to be fair if we could do Bo instead it’ probably be better you what sorry oh diamonds well we we need bows don’t we defeat the uh yes L dragon

How do I make obsidian again is it running water over hey Alex we are linked up wait where like you just passed me I was on fire for a second that oh it’s Alex Alex hey buddy hello where did you come from how you all done there uh that

Way okay uh yeah it actually goes down further on in one of these directions I ran out torches so I was using the flint and steel to light my way ah is it um do I put the lava over diamond oh nice cool do I need so to

Make to make obsidian right so water over lava source block ah thank you thank you chat thank you thank you thank you okay I know what to do now I need I need to find like a lava pool basically Gabby there’s more oh all right but wait there’s

More has anyone found a lava uh is like a big lava pool down there yeah there’s a big lava stream not a pool yeah I need a big pool blocked um what is this if that goes there what will it do I have find if you

Find the top of the stream J and just buck it up oh yeah no I’ve done that but we need we need like multiple do uh no cuz you need like you need like eight eight obsidian no 12 obsidian oh course sorry making obsidian yeah sorry I was thinking Cobble gem for some

Reason the pour this on a water source block where that just oh that didn’t [Laughter] work oh there’s another one down here I you don’t want to you need like a [ __ ] pool of lava basically oh no no no I think I remember how to do a um obsidian

Gem I don’t think you can do obsidian gem can you yes you oh no you can’t you can’t do obsidian ignore me I’m being um here find a lava P water on it yeah that’s fine I know where there is one there one the very start of our spawn

Point well I don’t know if you can do that there because isn’t that um spawn protected no no no it’s fine cuz we’re all we’re all op now so it should be fine right okay should be all good um okay I’ll go do that tches I

Going to light my way with fire it seems safe seems all right that might be why the the vill Curr bur oh I definitely took it’s the village burning down oh no but we need it any of the conversation going on in the chat Jake oh no what did I say no we’re

Not I’m not going back through it again we were talking we were all talking for ages whilst uh uh Nick was doing the reading the stuff out [ __ ] you Alex shut up you’re ruining it no you suck fix your mic you sound like [ __ ] what do you want about go away gloves fix

Your what who’s been putting [ __ ] in my food box classic um standard [Laughter] someone just dumped their entire inventory into my food probably Jake it it [ __ ] wasn’t no it was me it was [ __ ] one of us [ __ ] one of us make a new one then you lazy break C we

Haven’t got [ __ ] time to do chest sorting we just need to get to the end and die don’t put it in my food chest it makes a valid point I’m not going to lie my point valid go in my food chest anyway car on reading it Jake uh

Bed bees oh you found some bees oh it’s got little pollen on its butt oh Hi friend take me to your family that’s creepy that sounds terrif is that what you said to Jake the first time take me to your family oh he’s doing a little dance oh yeah if you

Destroy the hive you get some please no genuinely travel salesman over there oh to little Minecraft be just hanging out not really worrying about life just flying around it’s raining stay indoors the chunky tree have a chunky junky time what do the traveling Merchant sell sell again oh he’s flying

Away uh oh he just needs emeralds absolutely nothing of use perfect thanks mate that’s pretty standard for any Minecraft J bring back bring back the llama I can’t bring back the Llama also you can buy you can buy ice blocks which you can’t make so that is

Kind of useful I know what what point like okay sure you can smash from water okay I did follow the bee and now I am lost so I’m going to I think it’s back this way I’m going to follow the trail of torches all

F4 right JN if you need a a lava source I’ve got I found one here how I need like a lot no i’ I literally found one okay I need to go back to the start area cuz I’m pretty you need a pool you need a pool of lava don’t you they normally

SP lower down yes yes you do uh or although we did we got really lucky when we first spawned here cuz um we basically uh like spawned right next to an open an open air lava pit and I’m trying to find that remember I think I might remember where that is do you

Spawn 000000 no pretty sure uh I think oh okay maybe not I I I I know the direction you need to go yeah I think I’m heading in that direction now have you got a bucket of water yeah got a bucket of got water still better than b of water B of

Water um [ __ ] thear I’m lost do the roar go Z z0 I don’t think zero Z whatever zero oh zero is the world spawn point apparent okay fine is it yeah I think it was I think if I it was 0 – 79 0 okay cool that’s where we were

Spawning sweet let me head over that chras how why did we start singing that at the same time I don’t know was someone else singing it you guys are so insanc thank you very much this is Christmas time for death I don’t think I’ve ever you can’t cheat mate you you got to

Kill yourself organically okay yeah don’t say I was lost in stuck so me jump myself off a cliff three times so I died no cheating also I think I found the lavable and I are like grumpy siblings who are angry at each other all the time that’s the dynamic don’t know where I

Am no you’re the Dynam no you’re the Dynam no [ __ ] you Nick what a dude wasn’t even talking know okay Nick no he exists therefore it his bully boy being bully boyed I’m taking oh yeah I found I found the lava is that is that the start Alex uh I’ll

Tell you the coordinates is oh wait I see the pumpkin Tower someone made yeah that’s I made that to Mark the the start area you’re welcome very good that totally wasn’t intentional was it so what I’ll do is I’ll I did I did okay job Jake just go towards the burning

Forest just thinks I’m dumb oh Alex how are you supposed to get [ __ ] I don’t think you’re dumb I don’t think you’re Dum I think you’re just very sleepy a lot of the time so yeah Alex we’re going to like burn people would con we’ll be fine it’s not going to burn the

Ground it’s just to clear the area so I need to basically splash water oh [ __ ] splash water all over the put it down just put it down and it’ll just go over it hey yeah there we go and then you need to mine cuz you’re the only one with SC obsidian oh there’s

An Ender n okay we need 12 I think three so you need all right thanks Nick is that in the Minecraft speed running tutorial yeah good okay all right let’s Do’s sorry let’s do the next Keys give do the next key stop mining copper it’s completely pointless why I just looked

It up and it can be used for spy glasses and something completely useless wow so um watch out there’s a Skelly B cuz they could use it for like piping or like I don’t know something right I thought you use it in the same way that you can use like iron

Noe there are no there are no tools at all what is other than Jake it’s like no one’s ever heard of the copper age yeah copper Age The Copper age yeah exactly my favorite copper is used to make bronze isn’t it y it is I think you need

14 Jake uh it’s tin and uh something little cute wh copper you need 10 is it 10 off of oh oh my you can just make the corners out of know three four no do you guys want another train fact then um can I should

We do the the key giveaway first um the next the next Keys uh is for five keys for frost Punk so everyone get ready on Steam that’s such a good game we’re going to give away some Frost Punk keys thanks very much to it’s [ __ ] nails

11 bit thanks for to 11 bit Studios for giving uh some some frostbite keys to the uh donation pool um so the giveaway pool sorry this are the keys here enjoy B are the keys this are the keys this s the keys Ty that those bad boys

In get yourself a copy of um of frost Punk thanks very much love right are we ready for a train fact then sure are go on it do you know trains aren’t a true blue in color I’m so confus sorry so is it are we are we replacing trains of with

Whales of trains now or sure are Bud oh Ellis wasn’t here was it oh yeah that must be so confusing to you oh just a little bit Yeah I basically got trains and whales confused about trains as one does as one does money for trains and TRS and that

Wasn’t right at all so um it’s just as fetish yeah basically blue wheels aren’t actually blue instead blue whels gain their colorful names from the beautiful blue color of the water that is seen around them as these gentle Giants rise to the surface for a breath of fresh air

A a so tiny uh thousands of tiny dims I believe it’s pronounced on their skin create the beautiful blue glow of the water around them making these beauties photosynthesizers wait making these be here blue there we go uh 12 I I’ll grab [ __ ] 14 whoa whoa whoa what are you

Doing that’s probably it’s probably enough okay as long as you got then you can do the corners with just Cobble or whatever if you get 14 you can do all the corners we be going to bed I came here so I could Jake what are you doing oh we got to kill

Our so is that is that cheating to do that or probably that is kind cheating unless you’re stuck or lost Ellis you typed in a command to kill yourself you got because I was stuck oh I fell in the lava genuinely oh no I fell in the lava I genuinely did oh

What my oh no did you just blur up the hand you lose all the obsidian oh my god oh Jesus Christ just blow up just in a chest what the [ __ ] happened then creeper I found diamonds they came um my bed has has someone [ __ ] around

On my bed cuz I can’t get back I can’t I didn’t respawn at the thing uh no the beds should still be here not your bed’s there did you you sleep in it yeah someone someone’s [ __ ] around with bed cuz I didn’t respawn at the thing I

Respawn the well the bed is still there what the [ __ ] was that a creeper attack that was a creepy yes I will block off chest stuff now cuz I think it’s your room my room’s too small yeah I think you can’t maybe spawn in but Master Ed

Said it was the biggest room in the house this is the the darkest Twist Master Ellis oh I better stop this actually Y no you can carry oh tonight oh there go hi Master beta oh God uh sorry did everyone get the keys I think I think

They’ve been gone Jud judging on what people have said in the chat there pretty certain they’re gone um yeah you got to be quick guys there’s like 1,200 people watching so there does anyone have a bit of string sure we got a bed uh there is a there should be a piece of

Thing somewhere oh I think I did put string in somewhere uh who got the Diamonds by the way I put them back in the chest I managed to pick them up and put the ones that I saw in the chest nice oh Alex Oh what don’t worry I

Thought the I thought the traveling salesman had just drowned but he’s he’s apparently he gone invisible at night time and you thought interested in that well yeah cuz I know how much you love L he’s drowned come look at his body bobbing up and down come look a Devastation the body with the

Stick um no not that you would be right where is it [ __ ] hell oh Jesus um yeah it’s over here but the uh yeah I I forgot he goes invisible at night time doesn’t he does he yes oh I didn’t know that nether did I H right should we go

To bed uh hang on I need to finish finish off the protections first let do it in the morning no do it now just in case another spawns nearby whose fault wake up go out the door and it exp again all right I’m in bed [ __ ] hell you’re

Speaking of there one right there no oh God watch out Alex it’s all right I’ve got this guys I trust you it I [ __ ] don’t you should learn to trust me no oh will you get out of the [ __ ] doorway you TW e why does the texture on your

Creeper look like a weird for skin sorry he likes it don’t ask question textures do creep me out they’re they’re RealD I love the textures I’m trying to find the way back to the no no no you there Alex there’s a dude in the bed just kick him out no no

No no no not in bed yeah I know cuz i’ my room isn’t big enough apparently yeah you can still sleep in the bed all you have to do is right click on yeah know but I didn’t respawn at the bed did I respawned at the other place all right

Let me go and make his [ __ ] H bigger hang on thank you sir thank you oh my God I think anyway yeah I made it like just wide enough for one bed well it worked before I don’t understand why it didn’t work this time cuz yeah maybe

It’s cuz I died there that would make sense I died then that time um also I love how your stream m is like so [ __ ] deep fried like oh my God it’s like so what sorry it’s like the like in the early days of of live streaming again it’s just deep fried for

Some reason oh what pix is it yeah it’s fine oh it’s daytime now so that was [ __ ] I mean it is day waste of [ __ ] time we got some anti creeper fences now can I eat the sweet berries um oh yes I can I tried it didn’t seem to

Work okay so what’s the next step Focus up team Focus up back here now what back here now what she stolen come back here what to do what do you think what do what do what do what why is the door to the creeper defense left open bad cat I thought was something

Serious this you sh to me oh I’m so you are well known to do that and keep walking out of doors and leaving the [ __ ] things open um I have a question yes where are we with this [ __ ] run um I I have all the obsidian and I’m [ __ ] lost trying

To get back to the uh just kill just find a way to die no no no because the thing is if if I die I then will go back to the world spawn rather than the bed spawn okay 200 200 plus 200 it’s not that hard I’m

Making making my way over on the road bacon steak FL you speak German you got your 12 inder pearls yet h no hell no we need that’s going to take a long time yeah we need to do that the the best way now apparently is to basically go to the nether most

Efficient way and uh basically don’t attack the Pigmen you can basically now trade with the Pigman for Ender pears if you bring them gold that’s why so we need to get a [ __ ] T of gold like absolute [ __ ] so probably be an hour of us

Mining uh for gold Okie Fu me I am so like like Jake Justus 200 plus 200 bear in mind isus 200 then ignore the 65 that’s height yeah yeah minus 200 plus 200 that’s in this how’ you make get to minus 250 I don’t know I don’t know hang

On I found the village I found the village I found it here we’re here my God that took so long look what’s in my hand oh [ __ ] me oh I can see I can see it oh we lost connection for a brief where the part of the mining

Are we back I think we’re back beave sorry what was I C where’s the start of the mining hole so I can come give you a hand whil my weak Rose so there one if you come over here hello it’s out oh what the [ __ ] was that oh it’s a skeleton it’s basically

Down down here okay [ __ ] you made me put the [ __ ] chest on the wall okay I’m leaving bye what’s going on here Gabby spamming the [ __ ] ball oh there a door oh we oh we can make a band hold on Jake keep doing that ja you do the other one

Oh that’s a good one no is I’m going to respawn in the [ __ ] world sport you dick face oh my God why for [ __ ] sake oh I completely forgot about that oh that’s it [ __ ] like 4 hours of walking over to the [ __ ] Village

Again I have fixed your H by the way oh oh thank you master oh for [ __ ] right can can I teleport over to you cuz that was like yeah sure I completely forgot hang on you cheated to kill me so technically you didn’t actually uh yeah you didn’t actually kill me

Legitimately legit kill me f sake yeah I know oh I’m inside you now hello y oh my wow hello can you please prove the SP in here Master SP all right uh set your spawn and I’ll kill you and then let’s see what happens okay right go on then have you set spawn

Y ready to receive sweet oh yeah there you go it worked oh there’s a bell in here now awesome fun yeah you were there you blend I think it was the uh I think it was the bed which is the pro this is still too small I can’t actually get out

Cuz that’s a that’s fine yeah I it needs to be like that high up oh sorry yeah I know ell stop right there you go there are like minimum requirements unfortunately come here come here come here come here come here what’s up we just broke the bed

Again yeah no no moving it just reset your spawn there oh yeah yeah yeah cool cool cool cool cool okay sweet why are you trying to make his H better like what’s wrong I’m not look Ellis when it comes down to it I have TNT if he does

Become a pain when he’s sleeping I’ll put it next to him Set It Off alound yeah put it in there no not yet cuz I don’t just leave it the hole just in case I don’t trust anyone because how goes the ho just a nice little like you know just just on

The off chance or we can make the roof out TNT um should I build the Fig something out once we have enough uh yeah don’t build it near the base though oh I was going to build it here where should I build it oh no build it near

The base but not too close to the build over down near the water I’m just going to go mining then for Golden [ __ ] yeah yeah do we we need 17 we need sh we need about I would say probably 50 gold okay so we need a bunch of gold and if

There’s any diamonds then maybe diamond armor Yes sounds good definitely get iron any and yeah okay yeah pretty much no copper it’s us right I’m going to watch Jake absolutely [ __ ] this portal I can put oh and we really want string as well oh yeah string uh string and arrows

And feathers and Flint as well Jesus Christ guys there’s only so much that I can get just the general stuff we we won look up cuz all I can all be used to make bows okay you want me to be strip mining you yep strip mining at level I

Mean you can keep your clothes on if you want I’d rather not okay into that kind of stream is it right righty ho righty ho s s f there’s bones to make bone meal no kill Ellis sorry darling even if someone else yeah right that’s enough J we just

Need put it in the middle symmetrical yeah I know but it was already symmetrical you just added what just that’s wide enough how many go at the bottom is it three or four two what oh yeah no it’s it’s hang on we need to add another another thing to

This war wait I heard Nick in the background that’s right I was just getting upet unmetrical yeah I know I know see look people are getting upset Alex if we don’t if we don’t do this properly what how many how many is on the bottom of the port uh you need to

Have two two on the bot technically no you have oh yeah sorry yeah no you’re right yeah sorry it’s because I’m thinking right that’s why I like how people were getting upset about it not being symmetrical oh and yeah you look at this [ __ ] brick this is [ __ ]

Disgusting no don’t oh my god what have you done I was trying to make I was I ran out of the stone that I was using okay it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter we speed speed speed do matter did you know that the fastest time was 7 minutes 45

Seconds oh we going to beat that wow wait the speedrun hold on hold on hold on I need to get how they’ll they got like the perfect spawn put that there this is a random seed random seedly seed the so a set seed is the fastest one is 1 minute 47

Seconds oh yeah oh okay right attention everybody uh we need before you go for the portal before too late bye [ __ ] oh for God’s sake before you go through the portal we cannot anger the pig people on the other side at all okay oh I made the big people angry oh for [ __ ]

Sake is there any way to save before Alex does uh if we don’t if we don’t if we can’t trade with gold we’ll basically have to spend about an hour or two hunting end for end pearls to get the thing at the end have a question about I

Have a question about trading with the Pigman yes how um there are a certain oh maybe it’s not the Pigman hang on it’s in that gu think CU I don’t think it’s the pigm the pigm um it might it is is Pigman there is a uh there’s a

Particular type of them that you can trade with um yeah I think the next step is probably to find the stronghold within the nether uh yeah I’ll have a look okay you crack on with that I’m going to is there any spare iron armor and stuff

Or is Alex just taking all there there’s about 19 I think okay gold apparently helps them not to attack you oh what’s that wearing gold helps apparently for them not to attack you oh I’m wearing Iron is that gold gold uh it’s gold nuggets gold I think you can form

Nuggets into box which can then be turned no you can form them into bars and then they can be formed into blocks Diamond so we don’t want to put them into in we want to put them into blocks we in ings here yeah yeah you break it turns into blocks isn’t it

Bar uh devil just said throw the gold in front of them and they pick them up and drop stuff oh okay let me try what a nugget or a bar he hasn’t said I’m guessing it’s probably a bar but try auget this is chicken piss off I don’t have can someone bring a

Crafting table through the portal and I just said don’t mind gold in front of the pig so either they will not like you oh oh I did it and they didn’t mind don’t B sensitive aren’t me yeah don’t do this do do that why don’t they like you for mining the

Gold uh uh cuz they like gold they want it they want they’re like SpongeBob do you mean Mr Crabs sorry yeah I got them confused do you mean Mr sponge crab Bobs Mr sponge crab Bobs um it is getting no that’s a g dark here do you want to uh sorry everything

Okay fting a GH so you need to find um the piglins not the zombie pigmen yes they look different they look like normal pig people rather than zombified there normal pig people what the [ __ ] is a normal Pig person I don’t not zombified it’s me oh oh do we not do self deprecating

Jokes no no we definitely do only at my expense apparently yeah as tradition because I am I am the bully sponge yeah well you know J curent so you’re the bully sponge yes you’re really making yourself the victim here Alex no no no no it’s

Both a sponge is both oh well so a sponge holds and or cuz you can soak it up and you can squeeze it out oh don’t squeeze it out yeah I guess I can see it basically I’m the V but I’m also perpetrator right you’re chaotic chaos

Most perpet what am I going to do I’m just trying to insult myself before anyone else does that’s my goal why is the Golem still on our stuff oh it’s stealing our [ __ ] no he’s just standing there oh it’s kind of what they do to be honest okay I’ve got some

Diamonds from this initial strip I do need to come back back up and build another awesome pickaxe but I’ve got about nine so far oh nice and 15 gold oh sweet that’s awesome I’ve just made nine gold not going to lie I [ __ ] love just putting on a podcast and just

Playing mining the [ __ ] out of it mining for days yeah I don’t know what it is like I did it on Terraria as well when it first came out well how do you guys say remember big no it was you say it’s just one of those Words which is just like terar

[ __ ] s those words that kind of goes on forever yeah um what were we saying next got to say do you remember the our um Co Minecraft binge that we did started coming around to the huge old yeah days and days that we’ve been on there honestly it was just like there was

Nothing else and I think what Jake got a server up and running for me because I was stuck in my little flat in Cardiff and and I had this flat mate who like we didn’t really talk to one another he was polish it was a really weird vibe

Everyone else had ditched and like days and nights went by and I didn’t see anyone and I was like I need something to do so you just made this Minecraft server and then I think we all jumped on there for a bit I’m pretty sure you were

On there for a bit as well Alex I was on there for probably I don’t yeah K had a house Alex built one did Clover join in as well clover joined inting the bed whatever happened to that why didn’t you carry on playing well it’s called the worst the

Worst pre-made pandemic relief server or something like that yeah I think that’s what yeah yeah it was good um should we sleep everyone sleep probably I’m up here so shall we sleep we got to sleep uh I I’ll go into my H my cozy H actually prefer smaller rooms to sleep

In so this is actually quite like real life to be honest oh it is weird actually he does prefer like we have go get into bed we have a double bed for Jake and he prefers to sleep in the tiny little the weird giant sofa bedroom yeah

Get off motherfu that’s very strange it is weird you know the giant bed the giant day bed he genuinely sleeps in there yeah you know how like a baby likes to be like swaddled so it feels more comfortable coddled yeah oh oh sorry is that the wrong word I think I

Don’t know I’m pretty sure it can be swaddled I think it’s SW SW I thought it was cuddle yeah you like WRA them all up you were wrong in your face um sorry what was I saying I forgotten uh you a bit uh you had a face

Of bradia oh Sor Jake wants a cut next pretty much wants to be wrapped up before bed yeah just like all all nicely tucked in in a nice uh like it’s like it’s like how dogs like crate training right cuz like they have a space to feel

Safe yeah cuz you’re not surrounded by like a big spacious area which is scary yeah I like that so actually you’ve done me you’ve done me a solid by do oh if you throw diamonds into the lava you get more bollocks really well we going to go try

That out then so do we need just the ore or do you want the uh what four sorry for the Pigmen do you want bars um they need yeah gold ingots so we need bars of okay I’ll just Chuck that in there and you guys can deal to that sweet back

Down again all right who’s going to come into the neither um I’ll come into the nether with you who else wants to come who who’s going to come into the nether I I am done so I can join you as well okay thank you Ellis anyone else

Uh I’m working on food at the moment I’ll get a diamond sword there we go nice so just me and Ellis going in hey I’m coming don’t waste just a diamond sword what do you mean what what’s wrong with a diamond sword Ellis armor you [ __ ] beus

Oh sorry Jake just waited to Diamonds everyone don’t call me out well I just you know I just used some um diamonds as well cuz I’m going to be mining a lot so I made a diamond pickax yeah diamond pick is worth it a diamond sword is not

It does loads of damage we need to do loads of damage Muppet no no no I’m talking about to the to blazes and stuff but this is a peace Mission no it’s not we need to go to the to the uh we are diplomats if you’re a diplomat we’re

[ __ ] um yeah we need to go to the Diplomat we need to go to the stronghold we need to find that first I don’t know where it is well let’s find it then you got you got to find the stronghold okay well where is it well I don’t know

I haven’t looked have I careful oh what just in case there are pigs right no one’s around Pigman everything’s fine sorry Pigman so does that mean we can face off the zombie pigman fine it’s just the other ones we can’t I wouldn’t I wouldn’t try it just in case I’m I’m not

Planning on it but I’m just just asking for a say I actually hate how the nether looks it’s just very dark what you of the point what did you expect I don’t know what you were expecting really mate oh is this the uh is this it

Here oh is if you see nether brick then yes oh no it’s not uh no these are like bre what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are these uh I’m being shot at by someone with a crossbow all of a sudden oh really H yeah they’re across enemies isn’t that a normal Pig person

Ah this pig person is running over towards someone they probably attacking you cuz you do it’s attacking me what the what the [ __ ] what you we pissed off the pig PE I don’t think so I’m just trying to get the coords for the um for the portal so we

Don’t there is I thought you try it feels like we pissed them off already yeah it does doesn’t it uh need shoes you need to wear gold excellent this is this is chat all over this is y two saying gold armor one saying gold shoes they’re not attacking me you you

To wear something gold you guys all right wait what wa chat do we need full gold armor or just a piece of oh [ __ ] I’m going to die yes I know I don’t want to attack them cuz they’ll all attack us any piece of gold armor so everyone

Head I’m going to make some gold shoes they they don’t all attack you Jake it’s just this guy what the why the [ __ ] is he being a dick I just told you why cuz I’m not wearing gold stuff because you’re not wearing anything gold oh what about my what about my

Cockro no it’s too small got it from a dodgy Merchant Alex it’s not real gold okay it’s just goldplated and they they can see that [ __ ] a mile away yeah exactly yeah it’s F’s gold where’s all the gold gun that we had oh I’ve got a lot of it

With so what’s the what is a gold shoes the the uh whichever one takes like two I think it’s shoes yes boots golden boots that’s like four four where’s the bottle uh I don’t know I’m just running around until I die um it’s pretty much at 0 0 in the uh in the

Nether Nether uh where the [ __ ] am I not far off oh what’s that oh I just threw my sword good job I see a structure oh [ __ ] off crossbow dick crossbow dick don’t attack them don’t attack no it’s Ellis it’s fine you can attack the ones that attack you because they’re not regular

Pigmen oh they not no those are the guys we got to trade with you idiot they’re attacking me I’m not going to the guys going to trade with oh Alex has just attacked them oh Alex no I I killed one he was attacking me [ __ ] speed is now

Over I know but they they they will all attack you probably no might get lucky if we wear a bit of gold they’ll only [ __ ] hate Alex they have to be in the vicinity just they won’t attack you just from it’s not like he sent them a [ __ ] letter saying I attacked him

Well in the old game if you pissed off one zombie pigman you pissed off every single one yes cuz those were Zombie Pigmen the guys that were attacking us aren’t Zombie Pigmen ah they’re not attacking me I’ve got gold shoes on yes they are the piglins who we don’t want

To kill because they’re the guys we need to trade with yes but when they’re on their own and attacking you use your Noggin okay appar I think I think it’s fine uh oh when Alex dies it restarts okay okay pigin to the zombie pigment okay fair enough bollocks actually mean to kill

Myself oh oh God that is a long way down [ __ ] where is this where is this stronghold this is uh I got a shitload of gold by the way do you do you actually need the stronghold if we found the piglins already we can just trade

With them can’t we uh you need oh what a specific type you need blaze powder to make something I thought we needed gold hang on I’m going to read why did they change Minecraft why did they change Minecraft do you remember when it was just about Mining and crafting like

There was you guys sound so old there’s been upes because we are old well I played it when it came out which was 2008 or something yeah I hate to change we’re all cring there’s ender eyes no there’s a gast right next to the [ __ ] portal sorry I’m there there’s ender

Eyes which you used to find the stronghold and there’s ender pearls which you then use to uh to power the portal to the Ender Dragon okay and and what are we are we trading for uh yes nice we trading is how we’re getting end pears to power aren’t the

Right guys to power the thing no they are not the right guys they are zombies none of these are the right guys I’m going to see if I can find the right guy cuz I have some gold to throw at him uh there were some over here where’s over

Here back to where you came yes there’s one oh he’s got a crown hello here’s some gold oh he picked it up oh he’s looking at it and he’s having a wank what the [ __ ] nice did you did you did you trade some gave me some gave me iron boots

Enchanted okay that’s not what we want that’s all right but I think you just keep there’s some more gold can you wait Can you right click on him to trade yeah you need to I think you need to trade like a villager would right I don’t empty hand

Right empty hand right click yeah make sure you got an empty hand you might hit him by accident [ __ ] face he’s running away what what Ellis I think he threw something at you or you near I’m dead oh yeah you can’t trade with them by right

Clicking oh how do you trade with them then you throw gold at okay you just drop as random yeah look at chat oh you’re not guaranteed an ender pearl from each trade so collect at least 40 gold ingots to get 12 ender pearls on

Average right I’ve got 20 on me so I you have got thanks chat you’re doing the Lord’s work you have to throw money at them basically oh gave some black stone whatever that is also they sound n inot they’re very piggy um all right guys I think it’s

Time for the next key giveaway um we’ve over an hour and a half into the speedrun the next key we’re going to give away is going to be uh green hell so thank you very much to creepy jar for sending us some green hell keys to give

Away these are these are for steam so be ready to type in on Steam um the uh Keys which are about to flash on the screen uh right obviously don’t take it if you already got it yeah don’t yeah come on let other people have a CH yeah here we

Go okay three two one boom there are some green hell keys thanks very much uh to creepy CH as well for for donating these to the stream um thank you very very kind thank you very much and Hope I hope the people who get these Keys enjoy the

Game I’ll these up on screen for a little bit uh whilst we’re trying to track down the uh the the nether stronghold Fortress thing what was it called oh you little [ __ ] the nether stronghold okay this is not going as well as um these small Pigmen aren’t

Dropping anything for me the small ones don’t oh F [ __ ] four [ __ ] gold throwing money at them like why isn’t it working yeah they’s like taking all my [ __ ] money and running away with it oh my God angry what the [ __ ] they’re like oh you little [ __ ] though the small

One first time I’ve ever beened is by a [ __ ] piglin on Minecraft he just been robbed no someone saying the video is a bit delayed compared to the audio is that oh really uh which element of video are you talking about got five face cameras running we’ve got the main game we’ve

Then got perspectives from every one of the people uh it might be a bit delayed every one of the people every one of the people here you know who you are well that was [ __ ] does Alex count as people uh yes no can’t machine all right guys that should be enough time

For the keys there thanks very much everyone thank sorry everyone thank you to creepy jar for donating these green hys uh enjoy oh our face cam sound sorry say it again apparently our faces are a bit before the sound oh are they oh uh our faces good English Gabby camera oh

Faces is it is it unbearable because I can restart the uh the stream and then it will um our faces proba Take 5 Seconds out of it our face in the middle of the face face our face is our nose Alex’s perspective video is about 5 to 8

Seconds behind compared to the sound wow holy crap cheeky restart I’d say all right let do a quicky do a quicky I’ll do a cheeky restart we’ll be back in about 10 seconds everywhere guys don’t go anywhere oh my God what was that we’ll be back back in just a

Second again the same song okay we’re soane we are back oh that should be all insan oh isn’t here hang on bring me some cheese that’s fine Ellis doesn’t need to be here more me than you thought yeah hello are we’re back I think we’re back it’s okay now perfect sorry about

That yeah I don’t mean r the thing is streaming guys you will essentially uh run into every single technical problem underneath the sun honestly it’s a miracle that works at all this is why I get so frustrated when people leave us comments and ads being like can’t you

Turn up to this street earlier and just troubleshoot it and it’s like no no like it doesn’t it doesn’t work like that cuz it just falls apart any moments yeah exactly we can only do so much preparation well we can but there’s no guarantee that it’s going to help

Anything yeah exactly yeah most of the time it’ll be working when we get there and then as soon as we start it’ll then break yeah which is very uh very uh indicative of what usually happens um sometimes you need to turn it on and off again it would be a lot easier if

For all in the same uh place cuz then Lally all the connections are just with cables rather than encoding [ __ ] over the internet and having to decode it in different ping times and all stuff and then he got connect well bath is expensive so sorry

Y b is a very silly City and I didn’t realize there was a city called Beth and I thought Jake was lying when he told me he lived there the talk did you just think he lived in a bath honestly I was just like who the [ __ ] calls a city bath

But you know what since in that weird escape to the country show is a completely normal name there are some proper proper weird a place in uh Somerset called something like cuck sprey like for like what’s it called uh cocksworth I think and what was the other one the funniest place names they

Are there are some [ __ ] G I looked one up the other night and I can’t remember what it is now it was like dogington it’s probably one oh my God no wait what was it it was Upton Upton Upton Upton scoore yeah Upton there’s also Upton sbur as well like what the

[ __ ] what is this place most of it will be a combination of either it’ll either be a Anglo-Saxon uh name originally or a viking name or a Latin name or a Celtic name and over time it’s just gotten completely [ __ ] screwed it’s got wild yeah uh before we continue who need do

We all need bows uh yes everyone will need a bow just made five awesome I have some spectral Arrows by the way oh sweet I also have some spectral arrows the pig I got given some by a pig boy did we get given any I’m presently mining for more

Iron so that I can have armor okay cool well I’m I’ve just taken a picture of the coordinates cuz I actually want to make it quicker to get down cuz it’s taking up so much time yeah no I have not found a single I’ve given over about 20 gold now and I

Haven’t found a single uh okay are are we don’t think it is the quickest way are we doing it wrong no you are wrong what do you mean uh we were told to give gold to Pig piglin and then piglin will give ender pearl at some point maybe is that

Actually their name pigling piglins yeah you’re doing it correct okay so you just Dr so we just drop it on the floor right oh it’s this RNG against you [ __ ] okay we need gold what happens if you drop a whole stat what just like one after the other they

Still they still they still pick it up one them no no no it’s in like you know you drag the whole stack out your inventory and drop it not one by one oh yeah uh they’ll still grab it one by one they’ll probably still grab it one one

Yeah yeah and then give you a bit of [ __ ] quick hand yeah where the [ __ ] [ __ ] is this um stronghold seriously ow ow how is there a zombie in here we need it for blaze rods why do we need blaze rods for blaze powder why do we need blaze powder to

Make Ender uh ender eyes do we have to make them can we find them ender eyes will basically give the location of the strong of the uh stronghold no [ __ ] what is it the Fortress and the stronghold right yeah whichever one it is I know what you mean in the Overworld yes find

Them yes it will give you the location of that can we not find them no you need to craft them okay oh maybe you can uh this isn’t no this isn’t subnautica we can’t start finding things no I was going to say maybe as much as I wish we

Could maybe it is the uh this is my pig guy [ __ ] I’m looking for them calm your tits trying trying to steal my sugar Pig sugar Pig right sugar Pig someone in chat just said wait a minute there’s no subtitles screw this I’m out of here

Should we just do it live guys should we just track it all live yeah that’ll be fine Nick can you start tracking the titles please yeah I know what we’re going to say just before before we say it yeah ex thank you I got two I’ve got

Two pearls hey there you go now we’re now now we’re cooking with gas I think some people don’t realize just how much work goes into those subtitles oh it’s it’s ridiculous it is insane just the subtitles on their own probably eat up like 30 hours of people’s time yeah from

Creating it to then tracking it to then yeah to then correcting it yeah yeah it’s a long it’s a long oh thank God for Clover doing all the spell checking now and writing it out cuz oh my God she has like one of the worst jobs uh yeah yeah can agree I wouldn’t

Do it you would have to double my pay to do it to writing the captions out yeah yeah I would I would just refuse I’d rather just not work I’d rather just not love that FR us where the [ __ ] are all the and where’s all the food I thought we had a

F um I’m waiting for the wheat to grow have you used O Meal yes have you tried luring animals back and making them mate and then meat have you tried I do need to go and do that fishing while waiting for it to grow this thing yeah I’ll do

That cuz we will need a crap of food when we go into the into the uh Ender Zone yeah I need a crap ton of food now and we ain’t got n oh where is this blooming Fortress fuess I’m pretty certain in the end there it’s a

Stronghold over is the Fortress I think oh I found a pigu a pigu take my gold now was the night pigmas in all through the house there was no not a creature was stirring not even a [Laughter] zombie yeah that story doesn’t really work you got accent does it a moose I

Know your mouse becomes a moose yeah and and you say ho as well yeah through the H it’s like cby burs he uh where the [ __ ] okay I need food but I don’t have a fishing ro you oh hellbo makes a good point you can

Um dig the uh pigle into a into a two wide hole oh and then just feed in bit you put him in a hole oh you can put any anything in Minecraft in a hole that’s kind ofan room yeah it is mean isn’t it Ellis yeah but some you like this

[ __ ] putting me in a hole I I like how they stare at the gold as if they’re actually evaluating what is worth exactly the same it’s and they give you like two [ __ ] netherstone brick for it like or four string yeah the strings thanks guys she

Is uh chat any tips on finding the nether fortress SL stronghold cuz I’m just kind of wandering around the circles here to go to the toilet in a moment yeah I might need to do that at all sorry I didn’t realize it was a competition I can [ __ ] more than

You uh basically it looks like looking search use an elytra cheat get good walk there you go those your option well thank you that’s the official advice from minecraft.net um yeah wonderful okay so there does not appear to be anything for uh like a fishing rod and I don’t

Want to use the string because we need that unless we’ve already built you can make you can make a fish we’ve built two but the bows do run out so we’re going to need more maybe we need to work on also getting an enchanting thing I also have

13 strings yes enchanting table we have got books we can make into bookshelves can we just cook fried eggs Y how you do I don’t think you can oh you can I don’t think you can you need a pan or something I guess it would make sense to have a pan wouldn’t it

Well you just put it on the Open Flame why is it not fried why no cook literally caveman I you probably explode if you did yeah you probably would eventually might as well just shoot me this isn’t working oh I found another Pig Pigman oh God there we go

Good how long how how long we got left uh we are approaching we’re one minute sorry one minute we got one minute left you still haven’t told us how long we 1 hour we’re currently 1 hour and 52 minutes in oh so we’re already halfway through yeah so we’re we’re doing fine

We’re getting we’re getting uh we’re getting pearls definition of fine we need to find the [ __ ] foress we might have just got really really I do do have a question I don’t think it’s going to happen but on in the unlikely event that it does yeah what do we do if you finish

Early definitely not going to but yeah we’ll probably just hang out for a bit uh just have to I guess we just you got better places to be I mean I could do anything we raising Mone for charity you sad [ __ ] no I meant hanging out with you

Guys oh oh I see right okay oh yeah you can just solo The Stream yeah I all that to that’s fine just cracks out his driving gloves and explains the aerodynamics of them oh God I do have driving B we know like well take telling people in

Chat that you guys bought me actual driving gloves yeah well I that’s what I thought you had when you said you had them no there a pair of there like murdering gloves you know love the style Hitman gloves murdering gloves is that what they’re called in the

Supermarket [ __ ] you oh did you get the uh the G yeah nice there’s two Ender on here as well we could try I could try K them uh yeah we can you can do that go for it oh yeah we could fight the Wither that’s a good idea I’m very low on

Health on health if we finish early we’ll try try and kill the Wither I don’t think we’re going to finish early but no we’re not going to definitely let me just have a look at is the Wither a separate part yeah it’s it’s like a second boss there’s a second boss it’s pretty

Brutal wait is there a first boss it’s been a long time yeah the end a dragon uh the Wither you got to like find uh you got make like a little Effigy with three wither skeleton heads or something like that it turns into a giant like snaky thing that tries to kill

You floaty snaky thing yeah it’s [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I made a mistake I took on two Endermans what did you do I took on two end tried to double team with Ender and died oh nice cool good job they’re very rough I mean oh apparently our total

Graphics a bit on the on the it’s a bit wonky there Jesus on the P oh yeah why three grand half Grand holy [ __ ] and half th000 guys that’s really [ __ ] good since we’re just on the hunt again should we get Nick to do some more thank you yeah go on oh

Yeah uh oh that’s [ __ ] up hold on two seconds it’s [ __ ] up just like our our uh our Graphics are nice uh okay let me just find where the last guy [ __ ] up like that joke yeah it was wasn’t even a uh uh Andre lemur for the 35 quid thank

You that was an hour ago uh K bait for the 35 quid thank you uh Siri like the iPhone for the five quid thank you very much Sid Sid mues the 35 quid thank you probably got it wrong thanks Robin for the 35 quid your mom for the 35

Thank you very much nice uh fing a and yes for the 25 good thank you uh skips 07 skips for the 100 quid thank you so much dude uh WDC is a worthy cause and I’m sure CL will be dead happy for me to say yay for narwhals she bloody loves

Them nals are awesome does the channel like aart from Alex do you guys know what that references what Nars w wow yeah but like that Clover reference in particular uh is it cuz Alex and clover have a really uh good relationship with each other okay well that’s definitely not the case

But what I was going to say is that um Clover didn’t actually know that narwals existed oh right okay she did she legitimately did not know that they were real she thought they were like unicorns and that they were a madeup animal oh they do look like that to be honest

Which is like kind of concerning [ __ ] weird they are weird but like you think you would have seen one it’s a giant tooth in their head imagine if that was the same for unicorns just coming out the top a giant tooth yeah uh Anonymous for the 35 quid

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The two quid thank you wish oh we wish enjoy yeah have a good time be safe out there Anonymous for the 35 quid thank you uh elf for the 35 quid uh Anonymous for the 100 quid no message but thank you so much and another

Anonymous for the 35 quid G Bon C for the 25 quid thank you der Y for the £569 uh GX fast for the 10 quid thank you Oliver calet for the five quid thank you lever lammer Lucker 59 uh thank you no message but thank you

Very much Beany and Beth for five thank you oh Bethany Beth oh five quid thank you uh for the 35 quid thank you Bethany Beth again for the 10 quid thanks guys Podge for the 25 quid thank you spirit for the 25 as well thank you and Dage

Nuker for the 20 uh sorry 10 quid thank you appreciate itone thanks everyone thanks guys what are we still looking for under pears uh yeah ender pearls uh still looking for the stronghold in the ne this I think Fortress [ __ ] Fortress whatever it is um I don’t know

If this is correct or not but I will repeat it anyway okay uh someone in chat has said the nether fortress are commonly on the posit side of the x-axis say that Alice I’ve found that online oh is that true is I was I was assuming it was going to be horeshit but

I think it’s true I found it somewhere else as well on gamerant.com saying usually on a positive side of the xais oh okay also C I thought you were making us food why are you befriending dogs thank you aquablade cuz I want a dog is

It positive side on the X and the Zed Axis or just the X no just X oh oh [ __ ] X going give it to you this is a year old um article though so could have changed but um apparently you also can’t have a fortress and is that a Bastion

Together so if you found a Bastion in this one there won’t be a fortress I don’t know what the difference is how the [ __ ] are you supposed to get blaze powder in if there’s no well I’m assume Blaze will be in the Bastion instead of the Fortress

Right best Minecraft let me look with the okay thanks thanks Nick I bet you all look identical to a fortress actually that’s actually a Bastion put a lot of money on the fact that it’s the same instead instead of Nether Bricks it’s actually nether Brock there’s zombie pigman running yeah

So the a Bastion is just like this weird ass looking black kind of cube thing where it’s looking kind of eroded okay yeah a pube thing so very different to what a fortress is so if you find something looking like a fortress it’s definely a fortress okay all right cool

And if it looks like a pu it’s not if it looks like a big Square pube thing then it’s ban I’m going to go on an adventure um when did when did Pigman ride chickens uh they’ve always done that have they since they’ve been in the game they’ve always been able to ride

Chickens W that’s pretty cool don’t know why but we have now chicken Cavalry they do also chase you if you hit them I’m going to have aill end uh good luck yeah I’m probably going to die uh all right I need food and we’ve not got much I’m doing some

Fishing why are there Spruce traps in the oven cuz they can be burned you can burn them all right this week on cooking with Cath [Laughter] back off I’m already joking take these spectral Arrows with me I’ve just made another 25 bars now so find a

BL nice okay I fell down a massive hole finally able to put some lights around what is soul speed when it’s the enchantment cuz that’s what’s on these boats uh probably you can walk through Soul Sand without slowing down I would gu are you guys still in the nether yeah I

Haven’t left Alex I’ve been here person time from when I die yes did you yes got another end Pearl Oh I thought I thought he found the [ __ ] thingy then oh God what did what did you say Nick I was going to say are you trying to verse IND Ender

Ender we’re trying to trade and just kill I just just killing people are saying put get them to go into boats it’s the easiest way to kill the end into boats in the nether yeah lot you can oh you’re in the nether out in the I can probably do here I just need

Some wood say don’t think lava are a thing somehow make it out of how would you get an Enderman into a boat skill boats on the floor you don’t fighting a literal horde of zombies at the moment [ __ ] hell oh come on [ __ ] hell why are

There so many you got any end at all uh I’m not in the nether I gave up I’m a G Adventure in the great so it’s just me we need oh we it’s not it’s not it’s it’s going to take too long I’m going to

What I’m going to do no no people down here no no no no what I’m going to do is I’m going to go get make a boat right and I’m going to travel the world and see if I can find maybe shipwrecks or temples which might have ender pearls in

The chests so we don’t we don’t necess need end we’re doing okay on that front we’re not we got two oh okay we’re not we’re not doing okay we’re not doing okay on that front I’m oh sorry sorry no I like we have three now oh God I only 12 I found

Two and I killed an Enderman for another one okay so yes we need people in here doing gold trading rather than just me I wean also need people find I’m getting food I mean so far everyone seems to be being useful apart from Alex who has gone on an adventure absolutely

[ __ ] that’s it I’m fighting an Enderman I’ve not gone on the adventure yet I’m trying to fight an uh no I think I’ve got it I need him to no he oh he disappears oh this is [ __ ] hopeless oh he might kill me actually don’t hit me where the hell is

This Fortress he there we go I help we got [ __ ] nothing from it what from killing the end there’s no guarantee you get right it’s it’s all RNG yeah uh it’s night time do people want to come back and go to bed no uh I’m like balls deep

The [ __ ] nether I am not trying to find my way back I don’t think I could find my way back to be honest yeah true trying to build a cavern I mean English a fast way down build a cavern I mean English yeah sorry brain sh the bed

I’ve been focused on trying to put water down a hle so we can speedrun down a cavern so we don’t have to go down the stairs the whole time and it’s more strip mining is it yeah and it’s worked for the majority of the way get it out while she mine strip

Mining I was very curious as where you were going with that I’m not going to lie oh no yeah those be weird but the strip Min even for Alex that odd oh I got an ender pearl nice hey four we’re a quarter of the way there there’s a lot of enders around

Here there’s like four of them [ __ ] what are my CS now 450 -230 450 -23 I am nowhere near you [ __ ] there’s also a [ __ ] BL uh launchy fire thing as well G yes a shitty launchy fire thing you know got be those shitty launchy fire

Things oh B okay I got to kill as many of these end as as I possibly can yeah so Bobs should we see how bad the RNG is right I’m going to have like almost a full gold here okay go on get half I got 38 38 gold ings on me

Okay let’s see what we get guys a pigman has come through the portal I didn’t realize they can don’t touch it well you can kill it CU it’s on his own no it’s it’s still alerts I think it’s one of mcraft I want to know how how much to obsidian great oh

Bollocks uh and that was uh a block of obsidian again great have you tried not having a block of obsidian I be careful one those little [ __ ] nearby going to try and Rob this gold oh what the [ __ ] is that death my eyes are doing crazy [ __ ] this evening

Really why I think it’s just the light oh yeah yeah I found horses yeah yay I found a saddle oh we can train a horse and we can use that I was going to go to the toilet I’ll be right back why no we’re about

Chck get out my boat you dick you dick are you going for a [ __ ] you going for a [ __ ] he’s going for a [ __ ] guys no I’m going for a r going be like seven [ __ ] then oh I got two two guys at once excellent can double team it excuse me

Speed things up oh I died again [ __ ] sake we should just breathe under water you know dou teamed wow look at Jake’s cool booties Jake cool booties yeah he’s got like cool gold shoes on oh in game I thought you meant in real life I was like no one can see his feet

You creep all right I’m running back you crap crap pancake no no no no no no no no no no no no not today Mr Mr creep nope still no end pearls you struggling yep are you having a good time every day I’m struggling I’ve already given them 13 gold bars and I

Still have them going one come on doggy oh that’s a lot of gold oh the doggy’s chasing the sleeper I’ll help you dog oh he’s running ah no I’m being I might die oh no it’s all gone horribly oh because you wanted to help the dog why is it not daytime I really

Hope I managed to escape that that’s fine just pretend that didn’t happen oh come on go we’re going on our own adventure [ __ ] Speed Run can someone please help me Ellis no I’m trying to get the gold for you to go and do it am I exam what you need from me love

I just need someone else to [ __ ] come into the nether mine gold and trade with his bloody pig man why isn’t Jake doing can I mine gold with an iron pickaxe yes you mine it with a stone right okay I’ll come in now Jake’s not doing it because he’s

Searching for a fortress that doesn’t exist will my doggy come with me uh I don’t know but it might be wise to leave it back in case death into the lava two to four Ender Pearls at a 2% chance are you [ __ ] kidding me how did you bring your snacks aw like kill

Ed did you take it through the end I’m still I’m still in our world but the [ __ ] spider killed him oh I like this is why you don’t make friends what happened oh I got some myg got mured you’re in luck I found some parrots I’ll bring them back and kill

Them I’ve one no is that five five plus mine or I no I’m carrying five at the moment all right okay I’ve got one on me so that’s six so we’re halfway there oh yeah and then we got three we got two in the chest so we’re on you want to tell the

Percentage chance yeah so apparently the percentage chance of them dropping between two and four ender pearls is uh 2% 2% two yeah two oh my God I thought I was over g games apparently not so how the [ __ ] are we supposed to do that then patience yeah I went through an entire

Stack of uh well I went through 38 gold bars just then and I got three so where the [ __ ] did four where the hell did like how much what did I say it was 40 to 50 do [ __ ] maths I’m just going to say that garen’s got a point we might

Not need 12 cuz they’ll likely be ones that are Auto filled in the thing fair that is fair what what you mind golden the Pigman build yeah mining golden nether is easier you mine you get golden nuggets then just carry a a crafting bench with you and then combine

Them all up do not mine gold near the guys who are not ified if they are not zombified they will attack you and that is bad is so B with me I need to go I need Go a different direction yeah no crunching can you hear that yeah oh sorry

Genuinely sorry didn’t I have Pringles generally I’m going to go get some chips I’m really hungry I’m really hungry as well what sorry Nick some chips some chips to you you guys got any snacks in the house no no not eating till later after the stream yeah

Starving oh no no I am quite hungry I’m allowed to Star cuz we’re raising money for dolphins and whales exactly country the thing that matters oh my God I’m Jing of course what what what would you call Welsh whales are they still whales yeah yeah there have been whales

Stood off the coast of Wales okay I’ve made a water elevator shaft I’m hoping that I don’t die by the time I get to the top you’re just going to drown by the time you get there maybe oh head out a little bit yeah mm or if

You made it just one block wide and you are definitely going to drown yeah yeah if it’s just one block wide you are you will die oh oh no oh that was so annoying no why did you do you actually make it one block no for [ __ ]

Sake oh man I freaking hate GS yeah they are the worst G I’m sure they hate you too I’m going to head in a completely different direction to when I went last time so I hope they might find the Fortress over here oh it’s just a wall

[ __ ] sake dig through it what I mean how far do you go before you stop you don’t know cuz you can’t see through the wall sometimes when you through it’s just like 10 or 20 blocks is another area so you might yeah it’s true you’re

Got wrong did you say that I can’t mine gold near the Pigmen near the piglins not the Pigmen so the pig what’s the difference one of them’s green and zombie the other one’s not if it’s not green and zombie don’t mind gold near them if you get this wrong you could

[ __ ] this entire playthrough for a decent amount of time so be careful then I won’t do it right so see see the guy behind you who’s chasing you with a crossbow who’s already shooting you because you did something wrong those are the guys you don’t piss

Off oh you’re not wearing any gold armor either which doesn’t help oh that’ll do it she’s trying I don’t think they like me very much no you’re not wearing any gold rip Kath make go back and make some gold shoes Kath and then you can basically just walk walk freely among

Got some gold shoes on and everything’s going to be right my gold SED shoes why am I dying what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that all right piggy boys got another 12 gold as for you please G your Gods align with me it wasn’t me that’s not a music

Song oh wow look at all this coral Coral no that was not what I want that was obsidian no neither was that I don’t have enough gold to make some shoes you need two bars need four it’s four need four four oh I only have three

I used two you can’t that’s impossible I forgot how rela three there’s no point in doing it with three gold it’s not it’s not worth it no you can’t no she’s making shoes Ellis no I’m saying if if she came to the nether earlier without any with only

Three gold bars it’s just not even worth bothering need to go mine mine more first so you oh we got some more yay I’m I’m I’m up to seven now you can go down faster than what you can go up that makes sense got gravity helping you up are you going down

Uh Jake how many of you do you have I’ve got one and you said there was three in the chest did you there’s two in the chest have you still got one yeah well yeah cuz I I’ve haven’t been doing Enders I’ve been I’ve been searching [ __ ] off I’ve been search did

You say be better yes I’ve been searching for The Fortress cuz we that’s like Oh I thought you and called him Peter God damn it Peter Peter oh Peter let’s do the next bunch of keys shall we uh the next game we’re going to give keys away for is called meet your

Maker by a behavior interactive you right yeah I just found rabbit he’s just really excited about the game I was say yeah know that as well bunny so yeah thanks thanks very much Behavior interactive for meet your maker um these are the keys for the game here so everyone get your steam activation

Screens ready here here are the keys now I have also found for [ __ ] sake oh did you die already left God damn it oh no I’ve also found another Village oh sweet it’s very far away you know I can get really useful well really glad you’re not helping me in the nether for

That oh stop moaning all you do is known literally all you’re known for is being a I mean Al kettle black yeah well shut up it’s a solid defense I mean look we can all agree that we’re all very good at moaning mhm it’s it’s a British it’s I was literally going to

Say you can even say good moaning when you um apply for British citizenship they actually make you to a test on it go on moan about something go on you well there’s two things moing you have to moan and you have to cue and and moaning about queing is like

Hang on why is the why is the music changed am I getting closer to the for just cuz the music’s changed oh also they have to see how you react in any situation if you don’t say oh sorry then you you can’t oh yeah oh the oh yeah you’re trying to get around

Someone at the supermarket you’re like excuse me uh sorry and they also they also test you on your um manners while driving yeah oh and how you uh leave conversation Gathering yeah yeah yeah that’s yeah that’s that’s also another one very British can I put a saddle on a camel probably probably

Not back to the ne can I put a sadd put I think you can saddle yes you can I can ride a camel oh D don’t we love how Alex is being really useful yeah exactly yeah and the thing is he’ll be like oh I raised money for charity the other day

By uh doing a Minecraft speedrun cuz completely forgetting everyone that’s actually done anything useful yeah oh what did you do in this do this oh I rode camels for 4 hours the comedic I went on a little Adventure by myself exact all my friends

Is to do all the hard work and and you wonder why I left you oh hang on what’s that over there is that no that can’t be it no is that a camel in the distance that’s just a little of blue I know we’re [ __ ] on him but I

Bet he’ll find something really helpful oh I hope he does I hope you find NE up there another it’s possibly might actually if the temple or something that’s what I’m looking for might pyramids as well question mark no pyramids are just have like good loot in

Them what’s that over there chat is that that it’s like the greeny green rock stuff is that what we’re looking for the greeny green rocks of greenness no you’re looking for prick so what you call me looking for a prick did you say brick but no brick

Um oh my God can you with the camel oh Ender Bome that has lots of Enderman go hunting oh okay oh yeah no yeah he’s right the end B wait we can’t get to the Ender biome without the pearls [ __ ] there there’s a biome inside the nether rather than the end of world

That makes sense oh [ __ ] oh it’s a [ __ ] ghasty thing bastard yeah they are fortresses or dark or blood red okay cool that’s good to know if you’re from the north it’s a ghast Gast [ __ ] Gast bastards hey up lad it’s gas here oh what’s that it’s like a Tru on

Its own how many Ender Pills have you guys got now oh it’s another uh nine there’s nine back in the in the chest I’ve got one so we got 10 got be drown again yeah don’t worry about it it’s fine okay [ __ ] man this is this is Jake’s found

The Fortress no haven’t it’s down there what do you mean it’s down where where [ __ ] hang on hang on is chat just [ __ ] with me here is that it is I [ __ ] found it oh my God uh not the cords right the cords are here uh I’m at 201 – 275

[ __ ] H thanks chat I would have completely missed that I’m on I’m on the opposite side of the is well actually it’s very bad that we decided to let Jake go off and look for something very important because knowing his history he just doesn’t pay

Attention well I didn’t it it was it I know that’s what I’m chat yeah Jake didn’t find it [ __ ] chat did if Jake hadn’t gone that direction if Jake actually if chat hadn’t been here have been here for the next two hours Nick can you write down the if I

Give you some CS can you just write them down I already took a screenshot oh [ __ ] you are on it my dude it’s already get for in Good Help yeah exactly it’s in the Discord chat I can write it out of that help can I get a find for finding him get

It did you find him yeah I mean technically yeah technically where did you where did you find him will you find him my uh do you know what I would pay my student loan again if it meant that I could be best friends with dick

Nerd well I would too Gabby I would too thanks man I I would have thought Jake was your best friend but there you go nah straight up no no one likes Jake from Jake Jake lik The Vibes are different I like Jake Jake’s like my best friend in a loving way Jake’s my

Best friend and like he my brother from another mother you know yeah okay hang on so the the entrance to where I am is it uh 275 241 that’s the official official of it I’ve just put on the stream no don’t shoot my camel you also someone asked did Gabby die from

Her elevator again yes I fully did that was so close elev all El so Jake next time you die mhm or next time one of us dies and goes back to the back to the portal uh grab a load of cobblestone or whatever and build a little like path over to the Fortress

Cuz we’re going to have to go in there lots of times cuz blazes will just kill us yeah that would help someone saying use a bubble column how the hell do you make a bubble column uh you pour you have and I think you put like a little or

Something at the bottom and then remove and it creates a bubble colum something like that okay I’ve just discovered something what what’s that cows can’t swim um but they have Soul Sand I’m not entirely sure why you’re surprised at this fact I thought I just assumed cuz

Like horses can swim so I didn’t where are camels known to be around um in mountains as well yeah mostly desert not known for swimming but there are like Oasis Oasis is for drinking not for swimming is to put the whole thing in your mouth why is there a zombie in

Here why are you crunching so loud were you laughing at putting the whole thing in your mouth comment Jake no I was laughing at was no no no no I promise Into the Fire and got one Blaze Rod well help I found um nothing blaze

Rods you I need a I need to get a shield I didn’t have a shield before I came down here oh do we have any Soul Sand then cuz apparently it’s in the nether I’ve got yeah I’ve got I brought I brought some back I got Soul Sand and S

Soil oh pigs kept give some Soul Sand then baby Soul soil why do you want some reason apparently it helps you get up the elevator Quick all right come on cam boy let’s goetting that Alex is just in the middle of [ __ ] nowhere yeah doing nothing yeah just exploring oh yeah Ruby talk you asking about the Alex’s texture package is pure B it’s an old one so it’s not even the up

To dat some of the textures aren’t there cuz let’s be honest when it was the last time I played m [ __ ] help yeah i’ got a load of them load up but didn’t put them on because of the uh text being old yes I did the same oh I

Just you know wanted it not to look like [ __ ] yeah oh the withers are [ __ ] brutal aren’t they with yep with with wither oh you dumb [ __ ] no they can’t but they can drain your health pretty quick mhm yes got how many blaze rods do we

Need uh I don’t know I think uh you crush the Blaze Rod into blaze powder yeah and then you combine it with um ender pearls to make you crush it in your we need more ender pearls uh hang on let me just re read the read the

Guide the guide I put the guide in the in the Discord it will say you need to combine it with something [ __ ] sake all right hang on there’s nothing to do with my hurts um from carrying the blaz PO at all there should be basically well not that

Little thing you wrote Oh piss I’m dead I’m so dead is a hard is a hard life no what did you do bollock I died he burn to a crisp whilst fighting blaz to a crisp while fighting extra bloody end of pearls yes do we yes [ __ ] ender eyes

Um how many do we need H probably lot cuz we got to navigate using the Eyes of Ender to The Fortress and it could be Absol [ __ ] ages away or yeah probably oh I fell into a hole with my camel M can I have you’re still [ __ ] about on a

Camel you need 12 ender pearls and six blaze rods minimum oops [ __ ] oh God Dam it Gabby actually kill me um you actually want no cuz I value your resistance distance existance I value your distance from me I think think with what we’ve got with the pearls that we’ got we

Should probably get the blaze powder and then oh you can reuse the same eye over and over again I think we should um if we can make maybe two or three maybe yeah let’s just start then we can at least TR find uh at Le we can try and

Get over there do you know what I mean yeah and then we can find out exactly how many we need yeah exactly um Kath I’m really sorry I’m just dumping stuff in the food chest um like his load and should we organize dinner uh yeah we can do Oran organizer

So then we can stop for a food break I didn’t know we were stopping for a food break well we’ll have just a quick like I don’t know like when food arrives eat some go for a quick pee type thing are we going to pause the timer during that

Time or I think probably should I think we just need to have a break to freshen up and get food when it arrives how long we got left of the stream uh we’ve got 1 hour and a half n hours no okay I’m just going to take a [ __ ]

Ton of bricks over with me uh oh don’t don’t use don’t use Nether stuff make sure it’s um non nether related stuff we can find our way just build like a little little two stack monuments or something kidding me sorry for Jake’s going back into the nether so

He’s going to build us basically like little little monuments to tell us which way the uh the path of the Fortress so do I just Bu The Soul Sand at the bottom of the water then yeah yeah okay [ __ ] all right that was another s

Of 20 and I didn’t get a single one [ __ ] Jake are you clicking the sticks from The Blaze things out you yes blaze rods okay apparently a um a shield helps yeah I was just going to try and find some iron to make a shield uh but I’ve only

Got there’s one ironck check the other chest there’s no there’s nothing chest next to the door the chest next to yeah no there is no what uh yeah no no not next to that door next next to the house door next to the house door how much

Iron how much iron do you need for a shield uh I don’t I’m assuming six maybe where I put all this is where all the uh all the useful stuff hang on where our spectral arrows gone [ __ ] oh I’ve got them I did say earlier I was taking them and no one

Objected so you can can you them on random [ __ ] no I still got most of them cool cuz we could using those against the End Dragon also I found another nether portal oh nice Le like 20 gold for you thank you oh sorry it’s 15 G you have any iron on

Youate I can’t use it cuz it’s damaged and I don’t have an obsidian oh where about say uh I’m in a pit um of Despair and loneliness can you come back up cuz I need to I need to make a shield well I can once I’ve finished building this thing oh wood

Planks needed for Shields oh we need one iron oh [ __ ] hell right sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry don’t come up it’s fine yeah Jake wood planks thank you doing doing a struggle how many you need I don’t know that was three you know you can just look at the

Rest book on the left hand side I keep telling you guys this oh I have also found that theal arrows don’t seem to do any more damage they just highlight the en I need way more I need another six yeah yeah keep keep it goinging keep it

Goinging one more there you go this desert is very I can understand how people get lost in the desert yeld nice do you want to know what my coordinates are mine is 3,988 and 1,28 yeah do you want to come uh get do the ne Blaze Rod okay cool we need food

I need some Cobble can I make can I make stuff out of Blackstone I think I’ve got I’ve got like four five six stacks of bricks no I I just need um another pick okay Co okay the door open oh not me who let the door open

Go I hate that we all just did yeah exactly charge forwards yeah I’m coming back Bo do you want some help uh yes please okay what do you want take about half an hour that right no I’m standing on a cactus oh okay that’s cheating you can’t kill

Yourself you can’t this as I’m I’m trapped on a caus uh what are the calls again Nick it is uh 275 okay so- 242 um I put the water on the sand yep and nothing’s happened we need to go that this way yeah1 was something to Happ so

Tempted don’t don’t don’t waste a good pick don’t waste a good pick it’s fine it’s way quicker than yours this is a speed R we don’t need it okay I have a question about these Ender Pearls do we need them yes oh [ __ ] shouldn’t have thrown them into lava

Then should I no you shouldn’t have you didn’t do that I know you didn’t you didn’t find any no you gave up after like one stack of stuff no they’re in the chest at at home I just took them out and threw them in the

Lava I thought they were crap no no you didn’t don’t lie lying is not cool it is when you get away with it right where are you guys um in the nether yeah follow I’m in the nether where follow the we’re basically putting down a cobble path literally follow the Cobble brick

Road I didn’t make a shield but I’m going to bow it you will need a shield probably we haven’t got any iron so we can’t make oh yeah oh I’ve got some ir and some planks so you guys can make Shields bit too come here have you got you got a

Crafting bunch I do yeah oh nice he’s going to make us sh was it was it positive and then negative Nick yeah yes okay cut through here then oh okay right hang on come here got some shields for you here oh you your wiing Shield that is hang on pick up

Your sh there you go right it’s in your inventory honestly you didn’t pick it up fck can’t block W oh sorry that was me sorry oh back up yeah put a block down you bend I have done oh well how come you’re burning then oh cuz I got caught

By it I thought I got it inside wait Jake I thought you had already found it why yeah I do we’re just going the quickest way there but Ellis is probably going to die in the process it’s the quickest yeah there we go [ __ ] on you

Didn’t even pick your Shield up I don’t think it’s I think you could probably scoop a bit more around this way yeah why I’m just diing direct towards the coordinates oh right um where are the coordinates oh I’ll start digging well so how do you know where’s the right way

You know what the [ __ ] coordinates are I don’t know where the right way is I never said [ __ ] oh oh dear me uh okay yeah this is way hold on you want to go posit you want to go positive for the first one negative for the last one right Jake you

Guide me oh you not even with me where are you just follow the Cobble I thought temp fate with that method oh it’s okay you can all down control and then you you basically don’t walk off the edge oh I was digging through to avoid

Having to do this but okay sure well you would have got to about like here and then you you would have come out so it’s quicker to do it this way uh soorry what was it negative neg uh not negative positive 200 negative 200 something like that not

Far off what does kelp look like it’s in water so I don’t know it’s green so do we need to go it’s not the seagrass right no I don’t know don’t think so I think it’s in the water like like like the bottom of the ocean yeah

Normally m okay we’re going on an adventure oh Flo will the squid hurt you H it no no unless you want it to piss it off no pissing what mean the oh pissing the squid pissing the squid push the you’re a piece of p p off your

We fny B I don’t think there’s um nice think this is just a giant rather than the I didn’t put that you put that you know knocked me out the way I about sorry got ask him what’s the Ping is it 200 never mind yeah you’re 200 andus 200

200- 200 oh [ __ ] oh put a block down [ __ ] off exact replication oh there always be a [ __ ] about it children did Drake die yeah I did die put a in the neither sorry can not put a bed in the nether no no it explodes oh no you

Totally can have you have you played Minecraft before Nick well not not not like this actually play the game just to build [ __ ] you built a giant designer house do you remember that I did yeah and I became a llama farmer you did that was good times stressful we

Build that giant Lighthouse and try to like code the light to go around was so cool yeah it was good I remember those days you remember those days remember I remember we need to hurry this up yeah we do what you mean you’ve been [ __ ] off in the desert the whole time [ __ ]

Off doing nothing [ __ ] can can I can can I point out as well we’d likely be in the same spot cuz it was still only Jake searching for the thing I know but if there was two people searching I one person but I would have been Ellis would

Have been moaning about ender pearl so I would have been doing that for bear in mind I was running around the end so I was also searching at the same time Diamond Pi coming through thank you anyway just cuz you did absolutely sweet [ __ ] all for about half an hour doesn’t

Mean you get salty at us I found a camel great useful really useful yeah I found several villagers Jesus so far away y could you imagine doing this without oh yeah it’d be [ __ ] impossible ah okay we’ve got to some open Parts which is good Kath what have you been up

To uh catching food finding gold with ls that sort of [ __ ] where the [ __ ] is this a long it’s a long way away Jake was searching for a very long time yeah it’s a it’s a miracle I found it to be honest what was itus 200 you say yeah

God damn it it’s 200us 200us 100 all right no minus 200 200us 200 so we’re going the right direction we need to go over di that the original cords for the house uh it was actually but this is the nether quarts of a different the exact coordinates are 27566 –

241 [ __ ] hell this God this is going to take forever I’ve built another tunnel down here how did someone do it in 7 minutes I’m sorry but what yeah it’s pretty crazy by having life been their entire time playing Minecraft all right Alice bit judgment there yeah no

No no it’s not judgment me literally how you do it you have to spend your every waking moment playing Minecraft playing Minecraft that’s generally how speedruns are usually done yeah you got to play the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over to get the

Yeah to learn the most optimal movement strategies and you got to you got to love that game basically yeah I think Jake did that with a farming Sim you can’t feed run feed I found it I found K what have you found Gabby found it’s

Up that way towards Alex yeah oh I see oh no don’t hang on ah this is my old bridge uh let’s just build up to it so hang on it’s below us yeah it wasn’t so not this way not this way follow me follow me I’m just going to leave little

Beacons down so don’t get lost Bacons so does I need to grow the kelp all this is going the wrong way it’s not way it’s not trust why is the minus number decreasing trust trust trust okay oh maybe it was that bridge okay [ __ ] yeah back we go sorry sorry

Sorry sorry sorry the we’ve got coordinates sorry there’s a there’s a way to get down there that and I think I came off the beaten path too early why why does the Minecraft music all of a sudden sound very holy uh Ah that’s it’s also not this way either cuz

The plus coordinates also going down don’t like this this is uh hang on not here it’s in this direction oh my God that’s where we’re going Lyra stop the winge come on wiing he is having a good winge why what’s she winging about just life uh it’s probably on

Outside I get it ler don’t don’t fall off Jake going to fall off it’s off to our right yeah so I went around this way um I’m just going to put torches down on the floor so we can [ __ ] find a way got any food food I have made food

There is in the chest oh we hit four grand hey we £4,000 good [ __ ] thanks guys good job everybody Big Ups to the whals and the Dolphins yeah yeah Big Ups to oh yeah big up B was that your will your do right and deliberately ding

Fly that sounds like a g someone deal with that g Jake do you want me to get us dinner or got anything to deal with it so I’m running away uh yeah that sounds good daring you sure yeah we’ve got like an hour 20 left

To what do you think I’m putting it out to you [ __ ] why is this otherwise we just eat after I think we need to we need to finish off I know cath is not feeling very well okay let’s finish it on the 4 Hour Mark shall we if we don’t

Do this we don’t do this yeah yes apologies it’s why I have been quiet today it’s okay I I’m conscious that I’m very quiet you’re right I’ve had a migraine two days oh that’s [ __ ] Good Times ah nothing helps them anymore oh we are almost there [ __ ] yes I see I see

Something that Jake I see it I see it yes [ __ ] finally finally made it [ __ ] just get inside the ignore them if you get inside they the blast can’t breach the stone he’s above us pretty sure oh no oh God got him what’s happened it just blasted away the stone I think oh

No some it’s just on fire it’s fine it’s right he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead okay so we need to find the spawner basically yeah okay do you know where it is no it’ll be they’re usually up on little platforms to the left and right of H

Stop stop stop you need your Shield I haven’t got yeah you didn’t made you one look at him get all Angry behind you behind you behind you behind you behind you behind you not this way this way behind they’re behind us they’re behind us behind us yeah I know that’s cuz that

Way there some the’s sun behind us well if there’s a spaw there be more they just spawned out of nowhere so I think there’s a decent chance there’s a spawner down here oh okay oh okay I think I had to look down here but oh no

Not today thank you that’s a pretty cool achievement oh here it is got it in front of me so don’t destroy the spawner not going to but they’ve spawned oh [ __ ] why do you want to not destroy the spawn cuz they can we know they spawn there therefore we can just

Constantly Farm them uh potion of fire resistance just going to chug that quick that’s probably a good thing not really matter four heart left two down oh a [ __ ] wither God damn it I hate those B blaze rods oh it fell off I got one where are you

Guys we went to the way that you went didn’t you no I’m fighting Blazers no one’s near me so way oh there’s one the SP yeah we’re just we’re just coming coming on my way very low food do you want some food I need food I need food really

Badly okay I’ve only got two fish who’s going to do what one take give us a fish each yeah what are you going to do for it this one minut hang on there’s some bread here’s some bread go so you said you only had one bit of fish you just [ __ ] lied

Yeah well no I was telling the truth I had one bit of fish and then stack full of bread [ __ ] didn’t ask how much bread he’s got yeah ex oh did you want like some pork chops as well with that ow ow ow I’m on fire back off then back off fire

Stter you get anything yep got a couple of rods how many do we need uh one said six I’ve got one I’ve got two I’ve got none what are we talking about and there’s one back at the base so that’s total of how many rods have

You got Gabby oh you know the usual amount many what’s an unusual amount of nothing to have 100 million all we go like a specific item but what would you say is an unusual amount of said item to have um one dog ND well if you have a dog it’s just [ __ ]

No that would be normal yeah that’s not what you said he said it’s just a have if you’re just keeping it one dog turd that would be weird like keeping it but you know I think I’m like a couple of bits too short on the kelp for it to

Reach the top I genely thought you were going to say I’m a couple of nuggets too short of a [ __ ] for it to count Cy are you guessing Gold by a chance yeah I was trying to okay but just every time you chipped him something it’s been like to build the water

Elevator you know how it Is okay to be fair if if we get lucky with that elevator should be to get up and down and get get us SL diamonds for armor that’s true yeah which will make the end much easier y if we get there and we’re not going to I I’m almost

Certain yeah cuz how find the Fortress yet oh [ __ ] Lo them spawned yeah so it won’t it won’t take anywhere near as long to find the uh The Fortress over land sorry the stronghold that’s until we turn up to the Fortress I find there’s only one [ __ ] end ey

There this this is where need to get a bit lucky I think cuz if we with our current end end eye supplies how how many ender eyes do we have we’ got like 12 right uh I dropped off nine how many rods do you have I’ve got you make eyes

Sor sorry did you make the into eyes already no hang on I’ve got two rods how many you got Alex I’ve got none still I’ve got four and there’s one back at the base should just get like should get one more yeah we go okay we’ve got it

All right that’ll do let’s go should we just so kill ourselves or was the we have to die fight oh we have to die on our own El oh okay uh hold on where oh yeah actually know we could just no not that you [ __ ] no stop Ellis no you’re

Cheating Ellis stop how is that cheating I’m going to show you a way that is cheating I’m not using console commands I’m just with a [ __ ] sword fell oh that’s not chea no [ __ ] you I’m going to I’m going to go to the lava [ __ ] you you can’t

Kill me no you’re not no you’re not no you’re not no no you bastard no Wither Skeleton got me [ __ ] you oh you guys killing those wither skeletons gives you stuff I think okay blaze powder blaze powder blaze powder um okay blaz that’s the one more blaze powder

Here there you go in the important what the [ __ ] we came out door [ __ ] oh my God my eyes hurt so much how did he get in not too sure I probably spawn on top of the tree okay uh okay okay okay okay cool Co cool cool cool cool Co there’s more blaze

Powder on the in the um important chest okay i’ been staring into this light too much as with the 10 end pears that we gotes Gabby I think I need another light but so put two on a dimmer setting rather than just one blasting its ass in

My face so Nick can you just do us a Google we basically need to find out about the the ender portal right what’s like how much how many eyes can be in in the portal and how many like a min max level makes sense cuzz if if there’s

Like if it if if the minimum is like five four or four then we can basically make the portal as well is that right sorry say no no the Portal’s already made yeah the Portal’s at the end of the thing it’s just you need the eyes to put

Into the thing to activate it but some sometimes they already come with eyes on there so what I suggest we do is basically just take the ender pearls and the blaze powder with us and just make make eyes ofender as you as you go I

Think you need 12 end eyes so you do need 12 but the portal will have let’s just go and find it we let’s just go find it and then we’ll find out how many we need from there okay fair enough that’s saying 12 as well 12 Mech so you

Will need 12 12 for a full portal we know that but it’s how many how many might there be already there yeah oh you should just bring the full 12 really we haven’t got 12 and we’ve got to use some of the ones of the 10 that we’ve got to

Make ender eyes so so we need [ __ ] on of gold still yeah basic just don’t don’t make all the end at on do it one by one as we break them in case we lose it right here we go I’ve got I’ve got a craftable so we can do it are we all

Going for I think are we all going for this where is it I can’t see it it’s over here oh okay are we all going for this uh we can do we we could probably find then come back went off in this direction wait wait we’re all going I

Just assumed you me like all have to go no we don’t we don’t all have to go we we need we still might need supp like gold Gabby you keep mining keep doing food we’re need I’ve done food all day find I don’t know where anyone’s gone

Follow the follow the red stuff where’ you guys go follow the red stuff that doesn’t mean anything El this yes it does I put red pillars all the way down on the in the direction follow the red pillars red blood okay hang on I’m just going to do

This away from the water so Minecrafter said obtain at least 15 ender pearls Fu craft these ender pearls with the blaze powder into Eyes of Ender so I’m guessing they say make all 15 into Eyes of Ender how do you don’t they throw one of your Eyes of

Ender you do this right clicking the ey guessing it shows fly up into the air yeah right cath hang you’re on a job it’s an important one oh actually wait you don’t know how to get no let’s just find this [ __ ] thing let find this [ __ ] thing yeah let’s

Just find it first I’m just going to make some boats cuz it’s going to be [ __ ] way quicker to get everywhere well I already have a boat don’t dig directly below where the ey lands cuz it’s probably going to bit lava yeah and you might fall mhm Everything Burns there we go there’s

Like three boats in just chucked out hav’t got a boat you pick them all back up again oh [ __ ] the ender eyes have a chance break when you throw them yeah yes that’s why but we only Built one we made one at the moment to make sure that we don’t

Waste Ellis you no no no stop stop stop I’m getting very you’ve you’ve picked up all the [ __ ] boats and I still need to make one right there you go right that you just run off down the [ __ ] way you all done thank you for everyone

Who’s Don so far guys yeah you guys are awesome thanks so much okay how do you use a boat again so right click on the water with the boat in your hand to plant it to get in it I think I’ve gotten the kelp all the way to the top

Do I then break the kelp again and will that start it still is that are you still on the elevator look it’s only been a couple of minutes from what you were talking about I was just talking to chat to try and get it sorted cuz for

Some reason it sh way this way we’re not stopping we were no I’m just going to go why would you build a boat just to get across that tiny little well I didn’t I’m assuming we’re going to hit a lot more water I don’t know I just fig it was Jake being

Jake yeah let’s it tends like making things complicated [ __ ] let’s build a boat across like three tiles of water like I dude as a sort of thing you would do that’s true I kind of want to keep going for a long or a train a away a way

Longer bit of time before we um again I have a question yes where are you oh God yeah you’ve run off I can’t we can’t see you uh okay my coords are can you just run back to the shore oh I just [ __ ] it it’ll take 2 minutes tops I know we

Don’t have two minutes we got we need got an hour I’ve got to build I’ve got to build pillar so we can find our way back again if [ __ ] off wait wait for a second if you just [ __ ] off yeah there we go if you just [ __ ] off I

Can’t build all right Sor you didn’t finish your sentence Jake if you actually no if you could just [ __ ] off you just [ __ ] off says how’s the teamwork going yeah it’s great mate you you probably throw again oh you recking yeah I reckon so oh God okay

Right here we go on the tree right is everyone watching seen this I’m expecting it’s going to go this way yeah oh you follow where it goes and then it just stops in the air oh [ __ ] okay uh let’s keep going this way shall we yeah we’ll I’ll drop the crafting

Branch next okay next me now I think Let’s Travel like another two 300 units This Way Unit nerd oh [ __ ] hang on to build a bridge so we can build a bridge good Bridge thank you it might be down it might be under here you know it might actually C so but

This looks more like a a Long Ravine I think we should throw it again now now we in goes down you reckon can we just go a bit further I’ve just got a feeling cuz if we go really far and then it comes then we throw it again it goes

Back the way we’ve came then we know we’ve gone past it I got a feeling rather than it’s still being like [ __ ] miles ahead of us still oh there’s a horsey okay if you had a saddle you could ride it I know I left my saddle bind so you can get up

The elevator I feel like the bubble tunnel doesn’t go far enough but you can get up it and take a couple of points of damage and still survive okay drop that drop drop the c we’ll throw another one y oh apparently you don’t need you don’t

Need a crafting table for end eyes oh yeah you just yeah okay oh it’s changing the trajectory a tiny bit Yeah a be this is going to be a lot long way away or it’s going to be really close no it’s not we’re back in the water again there’s

Nothing in front of in front of us for a while there’s a hill over here might be in the hill oh yeah it’s possible actually it might be inside really just take a boat to get to it’s it’s it’s way quicker is it yes yeah how the [ __ ] did

I get out again shift crou even with my speed I’m wearing if you rebound should you throw from the top of the hill uh yeah I think so anyone who uses um the controls for Minecraft without changing them needs to get serious psychiatric help I know yeah

Auto jumps Auto jump is on like Auto jump shift control for Sprint what the [ __ ] also the amount of people who thought that you were serious about Sprint being H or Y or whatever was as well was amazing it’s like [ __ ] hell completely incapable of understanding sarcasm I

Know it’s really bad why do that to be fair Alex is quite difficult because yeah I agree says [ __ ] that’s it that’s the sentence Alex is quite yeah just finish the statement uh okay go on throw oh you recking yeah definitely going to have to oh okay yeah

We’re going off this way still please don’t break oh [ __ ] it broke which way was it was it diagonal it was diagonal this way saw this way diagonally Diagon ref di oh I hate the I hate the fact that he just pronounces it so wrong does he not listen how did you how

Did you how does he [ __ ] it up so bad it says diagonal and he goes Diagon well he’s all nervous isn’t he he’s like jonko Potter J I was literally about to say think about what junk does on a daily basis it happens I mean the reason why

His name is JK I don’t geta the network is that what oh there’s a village ahead we can start the supplies oh yeah that’ be a goodro from actually did you finally come back from the desert I came back ages ago I had to leave my camel and three

Dogs behind you guys behind oh yeah they are oh my eyes are burning why are they so sore whoa what was that possibly I strain from looking at screens all day what’s that is that Thunder or did someone just that’s that’s it’s just Thunder in the game damn I can hear it like

Underground all right guys we’re going to do another uh key giveaway um and before you do that do you want to throw the I reckon there’s a decent chance of the stronghold might be under the village oh I don’t think said they quite of they quite often end up the villages

Oh really oh actually there is mossy cobblestone in the village um oh building that normally means the dungeon around so the last one broke well you can make another one you don’t need the thing oh yeah yeah true [ __ ] oh come on Jake get up the top of the hill here and

Then Throw It come on Jake come on Jake come on come on Jak so if uh if we oh [ __ ] hell this is a better Village than our one oh right he’s attacking just Bing the Bell there’s a big cave down here okay if it’s in the same

Direction it should be that way yeah throw it up no behind us oh oh yeah this cave then right here you reckon might as well try it okay uh Nick needs to write down some coords we’re currently at 770 okay can you I’ve got on screen

T are you guys down the cave keep going down oh this might be it this there’s got to be it surely lick guys brought like beds or something with us maybe you can scooch up and I’ll share one let me check the village so we can go on the Rob

That’s classic Ellis yeah I was going to say you know they definitely did have beds in the village in the village I’m out of torches I’ve got some lead the way Barnabas there you go oh you’re just going to throw them to me okay why are you throwing them one at a

Time oh I can’t be to throw the stack that’s like yep got what happened to all the diamond and stuff I’ve been strip mining in this [ __ ] all oh yeah the point we should have set our spawns actually if we die yeah that’s what I

Just said I just I just said picked up a bed for us oh oh oh oh cool Jake chose not to listen again because his mouth MC thoughts are going so you know seven minutes to get diamond and everything I I don’t know how that person did it oh there’s lava

There you still got that ender pearl yeah it’s not a good idea to throw it inside though is it not coming up against stuff it’s not there oh hold on there’s more this way you shouldn’t have to dig into it at all I don’t think no until you like you the the Cobblestone

Should be visible on the surface oh what’s this ah mine shaft that’s a good sign where are you yeah that a good shine sign coming here here here oh yeah oh yeah there’s mine and shating Ah that’s you has anybody got any food uh yes bread I don’t have any it’s

Because I made loads and didn’t take any for myself oh no thank you I threw my bread at you you you usually need to dig into it guys I’m just oh Diamond [ __ ] you iPhone Diamond after all that time ah big cave as in massive cave as in don’t you dare [ __ ] kill

Me oh God no no no no I’ve got the beds no guys I need help where are you oh oh oh teleport ambushed by a skeleton and a zombie in the on the way I was already on half health I’m all way back at spawn with the beds oh [ __ ] that’s fine we’re

Just going to have to make do where uh chat is is this is this fairly typical for a stronghold I think it’s completely random or are we in the complete [ __ ] wrong wrong way it feels like it could be a decent place to check but you know

Oh hang on no that’s not it I have no T at this point every throw it again a down there this doesn’t seem right throw it in throw it in here Jake [ __ ] how are we going to get it if it falls down um jump okay hang

On I’m just going to have to see where it goes I need my Hulk Hogan sunglasses where’s it G oh it’s gone back that’s this way oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s going to fall oh I was so close toing lava it’s okay it didn’t hit the lava we’re fine

Apparently do to a stronghold so yeah you got um we’re just going to hop hop down I’ll get it I’m very low on health yes oh there’s a skeleton shooting me oh there’s a [ __ ] sp there that’s why Jake you need to if I die I die with

The ender pearl oh Jesus Christ I can’t get down there just jump no it’s a dumb this is a this is a dumb idea have you got the there Alex I’ve got it yeah there’s also lots of diamonds here try and grab as many of these as we

Can uh and yes I did see the diamonds but I’m not really you know we’ve got 55 minutes to find the thing C died I’m de check on my bread oh [ __ ] I’m like I’m going to die there’s a baby spider oh my God I’m on half a heart I

Know uh yeah I oh god oh my god oh hold on what’s that oh Alex it was is it brick it’s brick it look like stone brick it looks like pillars no that’s not it it’s it’s basically it’s you’re going in the complete wrong direction Alex are you sure that’s not holding it

Up it feels very Dungy oh yeah it will do but it’s little [ __ ] might just be a dungeon yeah go back to the surface I need to dig down where the uh yeah the end pear is oh God are you coming back Ellis not right now I’m going to wait

Till this oh is it not day no okay let’s do some more key giveaways um this one is for uh did I did I already do Planet crafter no okay no I don’t think so this one is for Planet crafter this is these Keys have been donated by Miju games um

Here everyone get ready on the Steam and uh yeah this is uh my M this is courtesy of mij games so here’s five Planet crafter Keys what is do your mom have that same energy well no the steam like you know the [ __ ] the face face

Oh [ __ ] flap uh yes so these are on Steam uh for those of you who are asking they are all excuse me why you saying excuse you what did you do oh I just did a b oh my God dirty [ __ ] how dare you yeah pretty much oh some diamonds there gra

This I’m not focusing on the demonds oh God that that right there ladies and gentlemen was Jake’s fake laugh that was him trying to sound amused and poor taste poor taste Alex poor taste why am I struggling I do love it cuz I do hear it in uh like social

Situations sometimes when we’re out and about someone will make a joke and I cringe because I can tell that he’s and everyone in that situation could tell that it was a fake laugh but he’s like nailed it got away with that one they will not be able to tell and his life is

Just like they’ll never like a gidy little school girl oh God okay I’m going back up to the to the Village surface are you guys just hoping to find it in there cuz like I was looking online and this guy’s just you he stays above the whole time yeah we’

We’ve done this completely wrong oh no I supposed that the when you throw it when you’re above it it should just go straight to the ground rather than fly up what should I be looking for by the way cuz I’ve got why the hell is there a [ __ ] octopus down wasn’t just

Talking or anything uh we need gold Gabby basically to get more I’ve got nine diamonds at the moment okay that’s good we need more it just literally gold um it’s mostly gold okay yeah mostly gold go on K do you want me to go back

Into The Nether and I can look for more gold would that make it easier uh it might be an idea yeah if you’re with Jake at the moment with Jake di not with Jake I died yeah go so I I’ll I’ll replant some of my seeds and and then

I’ll go into the uh the other cool I’m still waiting for night tonight to finish by the way and I’ll make my way over oh you probably drop the uh C now never mind you already did it okay I got to make do do you have an

Ey of thing on you Alex uh yeah I just don’t know where you went oh I went back up to the I went back out I thought you died no no I I survived the entire time I did I was just lost oh so you still done

Now yeah okay need to go back the way you came yeah I’m trying or just dig your way up a nerd pole so it flew over if I’m not mistaken in this direction set your spawn set your spawn oh yeah [ __ ] good idea why did it become known as a nerd

Pole cuz only nerds build nerd hes it worked have you finally done the thing well I didn’t even try but it worked nice good job I thought you were trying this entire time I thought that was no no no I was trying before and then we’re back to strip mining what you’re doing

For the past 5 hours you have no leg hand on I’m going to keep that that’s a very good point camel man yeah camel camel back Alex they call you Y at least I made a friend so lost at least I made a friend oh yeah who’s that then honestly dude

Just pull up and dig Ellis my pickaxe will not survive build another one is there no Auto dump feature with what no Auto dump truck auto dump feature in Minecraft for chest uh hold down shift and then go left or right click I think and then on that stack it should just

Dump the entire stack in so then you can just get through them all pretty quick there’s no one click to Ru them all yeah oh is that a way out oh no that’s fire oh God Jake you might just build another one dude do it yeah going to take he’s

Going to be there forever yeah I’m never get and we can we we can we can use his eye when he gets back anyway oh oh we’ve gone I’ve just [ __ ] I’ve gone over it it’s it’s really close sweet it’s between here and the last time it through

It I’d forgotten that we just taken over this Village so when I heard villager noises I was I was like oh my God what the [ __ ] like hang on a minute I was like who’s here I did the same thing I did a double take walk didn’t then it is under the hill

Apparently under the hill and far away so it should drop directly downwards when you find when you find the exact spot where the [ __ ] dig down from there so keep throwing it I think I went further down somehow oh it’s pretty close going to go get us some more gold

Oh I’m being chased by a slime it’s like it’s wanking towards me the sound is horrible lit a Slappy wank oh I think Alex is pretty close but like oh what was that he might be too high or low depending what was that what was what what was what Gabby no one’s

Near you what the [ __ ] yeah I’m in the nether mate did none of us near you did no one just hear the massive explosion no none of us Golem fighting a creeper it went down oh I’m above it okay okay Jake what are your what are

Your coordinates not the not the up down one but the other one just let me know uh7 74 oh yeah positive 1167 okay okay okay okay I reckon okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okaye stop please stop there that’s of urgency there okay okay why are there squids under the

World you know how squids be CU Minecraft well they want to be you know Squid’s going to do what squids want to do and to be honest I wouldn’t put we’re not raising money for squids are we no you’re right we’re make amazing money oh my raising money for

Dolins we’ve got uh just under 45 sorry just over 45 minutes to go we’re not doing this I hope you know that oh but Ellis we’re so close to the end bit we got still got to fight the [ __ ] Ender Dragon yeah that’s doable and we still got to get all the ender

Pearls I don’t know if we’ got enough Diamond to do it I mean if if by some miracle it’s already half powered yeah if it’s half powered we might have a chance of possibly doing what does that mean oh B and Alex Alex has got one Pearl on him haven’t you

Alex no he’s now died he’s got make Direction you were talking about and it was it went in the other direction so oh [ __ ] okay what does it mean oh my back really hurts and it’s not from carrying this stream it really isn’t that’s not me just being a [ __ ]

What do you mean like it’s half powered but what are we referring to so you have to power the portal that takes you to the Ender Dragon okay uh and sometime uh so you will have a random amount of uh ender pearls that power the portal already present in the in the portal

Okay so that value ranges from 0 to 12 um and we’ve basically got six on us now so if it’s it’s find anend oh you found one well I killed an Ender okay so if if it’s like half powered and we only need six ender pearls we’ll be able to

Do it but um yeah we can go straight to End Dragon stuff fighting it if we can’t then this this is probably run over I would say ow [ __ ] bushes probably can’t do this in 45 minutes right I’m going to try and ride uh right so what

Were the uh what was the cords again sorry uh just go back to the Village um cat just said in chat do you guys have a donation goal we currently well we don’t um just as much as possible really would be great yeah we’ve put an arbitrary £

6,969 and 69 P the uh into the um tilt fight donation thing that feels that feels about right yeah as we should for WP but we’re currently on 42 so just as much as we can as if it’s 420 then yeah that’s fine as well we’re 42

4275 yeah yeah we’re not going to get the me Mee 420 need be me number there’s not enough meme numbers no there only two there’s only two at the moment only well there’s only two isn’t there so we need to up with a new meme number well actually there’s three what

Was the day of Jake’s birth what was the day of Jake’s birth no no no meme not joke okay sorry oh godamn it oh oh Dar oh I’m getting for the ringer today answer Jesus I love you what today I love you too not you Ellis you don’t love Ellis no yeah okay

I found a village is a different village ah I think I found it well the village uh no where the might be there’s a massive cave underneath the hill I’m going to check my coordinates with you see if I’m in the right area I mean it should have been a better you

Just digging straight down Jake oh straight oh that’s what I’m doing now I’m kind of doing a little spiral no you’re going r at circles and circles you could be completely off by now oh [ __ ] H I’ll come back up and just go straight down it goes against everything

That Minecraft has taught me ever just to dig straight down but I think we’re in a bit of a oh no the guy he’s like essentially falling straight into the room that you need to be in oh really okay right cuz I know I it’s like

Onone I was say you do the two brick method where you stand between two bricks and you keep mining each side in case you fall into a big cabin uh I’m just going to dig straight down that Mak sense or dig straight down and fall into a big Kevin gab you keep

Saying oh no why you might need to Chuck It Again by the way and to see you where need to be so I’m assuming she drowned in her bubble dle no I didn’t the problem was is that the bubble tunnel works so I I assumed that a bubble

Tunnel or bubble elevator as it was being called could take you up and down but it only takes you up only goes up yeah yeah so now I can’t get down the hole that I built to quickly get me to the [ __ ] mine so you know you

You know you could I spent hours on this [ __ ] thing you could have just you could have just dug a tunnel next to it so you could pop out and breathe you could L just dug down sh wi to make the two blocks where the water

And you just pop your head out and breathe it’s not the breathing it sounds like right well it’s definitely thething cuz you know the drowning part issue it’s not no Gabby it sounds like you’ve wasted your time again no leg stand on boy yeah exactly Mr [ __ ] camel dude you just

Sound like one of the spiders just then I know uh sorry what were the coordinates of you guys before we uh I’m not with Jac negative 775 1 67 I feel like we’re doing like end game or like real Minecraft [ __ ] right now and I just needed to get

Diamonds but like you got stuck in the how can I make this more efficient mindset and then uh ended up taking forever – 775 sorry 775 775 1167 is the Z 1167 okay there should be a massive there should be the village and it

Should be link to like a hill is where I currently am oh here we go [ __ ] found it found it he actually did something relatively good I’m right spiral up dig a spiral up H does fall down the hole but have you got water on you Jake uh oh

That’s a good point I’ve got a buck of water yeah that two block high at the bottom oh [ __ ] two block High what sorry two block high so dig dig two blocks down directly under the shaft and then drop the water so it go down one block after it so it

Covers two blocks you know two block high like that is that I think you just confused him just dig two blocks directly underneath the water yeah that’s what I did no no no no no drop the water it downwards [ __ ] it right like that there yeah there you go that’s it yeah

Yeah one block of water enough yeah one Block’s fine uh Jake did you put a mark where you started digging down uh yeah there should be like a um a workbench around that area so no you didn’t well yeah the work the workbench is the marker thank you very much that’s

Markers are tall so you can see them from anywhere go to the village and then just climb up the hill and then you’ll see a work out the hill there’s multiple [ __ ] hills around the village right hang on go to the Village I’ll direct you okay yeah let me see where you are

Yeah keep going keep going uh here on the workbench yeah you found it that’s it he just look hole he’s looking out for a massive hole now well go to the oh there okay right you got it yeah that’s it right that’s a bloody marker okay sorry

All right let’s see if this I’m really hoping this thing works walk actually wait I’m going to put my bed down yeah put your bed down I think we can all set our some point on that bed as well okay right please don’t kill me please don’t kill me I

Know I tried to put a [ __ ] Block in there but you spawned at the right time out dick why he what you could have done is just piix the water back up oh no yeah that would have worked uh okay I’m oh we got another end

Pearl oh really nice yeah I got a freebie out of a chest can you one more once more tell me those coordinates 775 just go go to the [ __ ] oh it’s 775 [ __ ] that’s what I’ve been saying this entire time said negative 775 I’ve

77 it is negative 775 no it’s not is it yeah it is it is negative 775 it’s in the Discord chat in the Discord 77 negative 775 Nick’s got more of an idea of what’s going on than I do I wait you at the Village no no okay just

Checking keep your eyes open for traps as well yeah what was the other definitely not going to one 11 67 I love how calf has a migraine and my eyes are being burnt out my skull we’re both just sitting here like yep I must near my last legs so

This light to be honest it is starting to hurt now that’s okay we’re nearly there we’ve got we’ve got about 40 minutes left I went the complete wrong way I I I thought 167 I saw a three digigit number oh I’ve just been half an hour

I’ve just been going off my timer which is the official uh the official timer for the thing cool that’s fine yeah where the [ __ ] is this uh where the hell is this thing we here for Char room yeah I’m not sure oh it might be down here

Sorry where’s down here your mom back the where you came oh hang on I think there’s another room down here thank you that was my impression of you yeah thank you they not always in the off yeah where are youis diamond which is not here okay I think I

Might guys we have to stop everything why why I found Dolphins hey [ __ ] hell changed to his perspective oh my God they’re [ __ ] flying what all right speak to them using their language oh my god wow that’s that’s very impressing oh they answered they they said [ __ ]

Ellis sounds about right they AR meant to be the most intelligent creatures in the world so so they know what’s up oh you know that massive cave we were in yeah it links up to where the stronghold is it there’s a Sur right right at the top the near the waterfall there’s a

Surprise you cut left from there and it goes through runs into the stronghold area okay I found a door with a button that’s four hours and that’s the first sighting of dolphins well are you in the we haven’t been around much water as what now you haven’t been around much water no not

You Gabby what is it cuz you’re in the oan it was cuz I was in the oan you mocking for what what oan oan what about ITP oh I don’t [ __ ] bully boy I don’t even hear that you have a lisp anymore well I do therefore you don’t so yeah I mean I always hear it we’re just going to gas light you out of your exactly yeah I literally don’t hear anymore either no I

Don’t I don’t I just sound I know it’s not as bad as PE as I think it is because it’s me I hear it constantly a even when I’m sleeping it’s just I it used to be a lot stronger hissing sound oh thanks con hissing

Sound in my I think it used to be stronger apparently it past tense yeah I know but I don’t think it did it I think it’s always in the level it is no I had to go to speech therapy in primary school cuz you know it’s a bad thing to

Have a peach and spent I also went to speech therapy oh oh Jake you found it uh possibly I this a staircase oh usually a good sign I feel like um a library oh yeah we’re getting close this I understand I think yours was actually probably needed Alex my mom no my mom

And my grand sent me to speech therapy cuz they said that I was cuz you’re Scottish yeah yeah literally they they sent me cuz I had such a thick glaswegian ACC and they didn’t want me to have fun [ __ ] I was too oui for my own good not even your own parents could

Understand you I can sh is it up there let me [ __ ] SC you [ __ ] SC your [ __ ] God it must be so must be it must be around here somewhere we’re [ __ ] circling AR yeah it must be like Dron is like behind one of the walls or

Something like that no no no no if if if the if this sort of cobblestone brick stuff stops and it goes into stve G I’ve been chased by a creeper around the top of this thing oh there you go I can talk for you jump

Down how do I get into where you guys are uh go to the giant pillar and then jump through the heart of the car it’s C believe blue eyes white and then down the hole yep there’s water the bot so you shouldn’t die do we and set set your

Spa at the top as well if you want are we still needing more of gold H probably I couldn’t find any in the nether I’m a bit lower I’ve mined most of the stuff out this close by I’m not going to lie Kath if you go to like

A higher level and look for some gold cuz I think I’m mostly getting diamonds here although that being said I did just find some gold I think she’s over with us now okay never mind I’m over near those now cuz I was feeling pointless where I

Was oh for Christ’s sake where the [ __ ] is this room I cannot find this [ __ ] Village oh wait is it downstairs B if it’s got torches it’s probably already gone down there uh there’s only like did you go downstairs uh I’ve just come downstairs now okay I’m with you oh

There’s another staircase here where are you I’ve lost your name plate oh there you are you’re up oh hang on what the [ __ ] is this are you below me I’m down I’m how there’s a staircase here which is UN lit oh well go down and see what D

It I just heard a creeper explode that was my penis oh for [ __ ] sake a war with [ __ ] cobblestone look at this change [ __ ] perspective look at this [ __ ] te oh my there a wall a room with that and it’s like got his own little special staircase and everything oh God that’s a

Big cabin okay so oh right Nick oh where again a 775 yeah 1167 1167 that’s the one I need what are you up to Nick at the same time as the stream uh watching you guys mainly and I was looking at this other guy who we

Finished up and he had no Ender Pearls at the end oh on on the portal so [ __ ] good luck with that that’s what I’m expecting honestly or maybe one tops yeah if we’re lucky I mean six there already F [ __ ] that’s like that’s going to be pretty if we actually find it in

Time cuz we I cannot find this place how many Blaze PWS do we have uh oh like 10 well we can make 10 we can make 10 pearls then uh no cuz we only got six ender pearls seven I’ve got one oh seven Ender pears oh then you picked up

Another I’ve got one as well we had 10 originally yeah we two broke that that makes sense yeah yeah we’ve lost the load this is [ __ ] isn’t it where the hell is the God I don’t know this is seriously [ __ ] I’m can’t play just digging straight down again to be

Honest uh I feel like I’m just going around in circles no I’m digging down [ __ ] this I feel like I’m never going to find this [ __ ] I’m struggling so yeah I’m just going to go I’m go back to the main room where we start where we started I’m just going to dig straight

Down again baby around cuz does does do the ender pearls go um ah I see the village I thought found the room do the end pearls go straight to the the portal or does it go to the general stronghold area not certain right I need

To set my spawn up here as well or have you Tak by what I’m digging through it does not go directly over it did he take a bed down with your [ __ ] what am I hit a at the top [ __ ] silverish no silverish right now I need to find this [ __ ] pillar I

Wonder it’s [ __ ] tall you want to miss it oh no [ __ ] sake did you set your spawn yeah I did I’m just at the Village oh I follow Jak CU it’ll show me where I’m meant to go y hello I have arrived did you die you okay mind oh no Ellis there’s twoing

Pillars so no it isn’t actually helpful didn’t you think to check the other pillar I didn’t see that one oh right then yeah the hole is like here okay just set my oh my God that’s oh come on how did you die how did you die I don’t know

It’s a directly straight line downwards is that is there anything down there at or should I not bother following you uh it doesn’t look like it oh hang on what’s this room it’s the portal like I wish it was Jesus I like that that was good [ __ ] hell that’s a

Creeper oh I don’t have a torch hang on I’m stuck just your way out a spawner uh do you have any torches no oh I know what I can do light fire Alex make fire I make big back to Maze of doors oh wait have we been for this Maze of doors

Probably don’t know let’s dig I feel like it might like behind a [ __ ] wall or I knew you were going to do that it’s not normally just behind a random wall it’s wall there’s a path there’ll be a path down to it oh man this is this is so frustrating

Yep this is so frustrating where’s the Ender ah hold on oh that’s the library what’s do this the library oh my God does anyone know is there is there a usual um like relationship between the the location of the library and the uh and the place or is

It all just randomly generation is it got swim an accident do we if I burn this Library down no uh yeah we could do some than you want to want to carry on the than Nick yeah it’s sure thing mate awesome thank you Legend thank you uh Quant Master 1 hour

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Say someone you may know which sounds really ominous and then like the from New Zealand part as well like we might know not that many people there of the C why do I need to message on my friends and be like who the [ __ ] Anonymous for the 35 kid thank you

Pixel Nas for the 35 as well thank you Anonymous for the £169 thank nice SC up uh Zena and salanus for zanis the wolf dog 35 quid 69 thank you tiny Velociraptor for the 35 quid thank you anous for another 35 quid uh fireflower 86 for the 50 Quid thank

You so much thank you thanks much this the last is this the last charity stream of the sh is this last you can do it Nick I believe was that supposed to be sorry fire this up on purpose I’m burning the library down uh loved y”s valheim and granded videos

Thank you so much fire valheim that was a hot minute ago thanks Mantic teacup for the 10 quid thank you Z zeros for the 35 quid uh Mor barocco for the 35 quid thank you uh zarar you read and laugh at yourself it’s funny XY it’s

It’s y c o r e z yeah Z 40 quid thank you uh onal Jo for the 10 quid thank you is Crush for the 35 uh suspect for the 35 game thank you [ __ ] off uh krlic for the £69 69 thank you [ __ ] nice ghost for the

10id thank you like cousin of Skrillex yeah I realiz I to make an apology oh [ __ ] I forgot to push go and record oh Ellis Oh I thought we’d been cancelled and then like Ellis need to do like a oh no pull out the ukulele you know Jake’s GNA blood penc him yeah

Oh sake I’m there for 10id thank you Tesa also for 10 quid thank you so much NJ Nelson for the team thank you so much guys all very generous thank you thank you all thank you everyone thank you for donating towards the whales and the Dolphins cuz they’re very important and

They are indeed I I really [ __ ] love whales I think they’re really cool they are cool Alex we’re this is we’re getting towards it it’s like it’s got to be a bit lower down have like TNT can you just stop blowing [ __ ] up I do have

One TNT but I was saving it for Jake saving it for a special occasion so it’s like do you commit to the bit or it’s got be this way the tint oh [ __ ] no no no no [ __ ] off you little i’ spent all this time trying to

Find my way down here do not kill me you [ __ ] did you die I think you might yeah oh bollocks how the [ __ ] did I get down there oh the stream is lagging my yeah there you go change it over my perspective again just random technical difficulties just because mhm cuz we

Want to suffer exactly what day is tomorrow tomorrow wedes is Wednesday are we going are we going is this too far down do you think Alex uh no it’s got to be it’s got to be around this area it’s I think it’s at the lowest point of the yeah it should

Be the B point of the stronghold oh I was right I was [ __ ] right Jake about the pill oh you were right so we could we could have just climbed up the pill oh you yeah we could we could have climbed up here but I didn’t think it would be this

Way [ __ ] did sorry sorry I thought you found the stronghold at the thingy then I was like yes sorry sorry sorry sorry oops no idea oh guys this is this isn’t looking what I mean I could have told you that when we started four hours ago well no [ __ ] El c talk

About we’ve been absolutely fine charity this last this last section has just uh absolutely [ __ ] we spent more time it’s more with how inadequate the bunch of us are no I know but just the the attitude what are you talking about I made friends with a camel how is that

Inadequate I’ve spent 4 hours strip mining and building an elevator that only goes one way I spent 4 hours building gold giving gold to pigs building gold giving gold to pigs building gold giving gold to pigs building gold I I have a very I have a very important question no don’t

[ __ ] idea was a Minecraft speed it was mine oh I fully thought you were going to make I fully thought you were going to make a precious metals joke just then Alex I was like so I was so on edge for it cuz I was just like it would have been Prime rage

Content it would have been but I did not cross it wouldn’t even be raised cuz all Ellis would do is go that’s true that is exactly what I would do which is almost better because he’s given up that does sound like you’ve broken his Spirit I’ve got no idea where the [ __ ]

This is this is just ridiculous uh I don’t even care if it don’t make it I just want to find the [ __ ] portal we’re not going to make it there’s no way now we can’t chance hold on this goes down or have we already been here oh we’ve already been

Here [ __ ] thunderbar do we have an anvil or something why so we can drop it on our heads and so I can repair this [ __ ] that would be nice right that level we’re on that is the lowest level okay there’s nothing else lower I’ve just got underneath

It um I I have my TNT do you want me to use it somewhere I mean are we going to finish this are we going to come back and finish it at some point no no probably not so we’re just going to get part of the way there and then give up

Well not like pretty much to the end nearly this is like the big ignoring the grind for bows and armor and ender eyes yeah but that’s that’s like fairly easy but that feels like such a blue ball oh yeah this is this is a massive cock’s

Blue Ball but what about what about [ __ ] him but what charity still we’re still raising money for charity doing it but but the audience [ __ ] them they’re still giving what do you mean [ __ ] Jesus Alis what the [ __ ] I said no offense he no no he did say no offense

Offensive offensive com okay okay that just negates everything then yeah I mean it does that’s the rule of the word it’s no offense no offense no offense but you’re a [ __ ] yeah no offense but I don’t like you I hate this channel I wish I was

Never a member of it you know yeah well we can arrange that it that makes it like you’re going to fire me unlawfully and unjustly so I’m going to sue you well you are HR so do I have to sue myself you took job yeah pretty much yeah hey take my J took

My J um I don’t know what it’s got to be somewhere next to the liary this sucks donkey balls oh I see you from theall to theck I mean the dick to the balls yeah oh the library is still there and I don’t know my Flint still I burning it down sweatier and

Cheesier we elevator shared Champions have we got a dud thing right where the stronghold is spawned without the portal room I can’t is that is that actually possible ninjas just pointed it out in chat and now Ninja the Ninja well not the well I don’t think so un n

Unless Chang his name ninja Cunningham probably not ninja massive streaming giant famous is in our chat we’re in Java aren’t we yeah yeah every stronghold has an End Portal every stronghold Java yeah Bedrock however however doesn’t oh we’re not in Bedrock we in Java so are you sure God there’s a gang

Of skeletons help portal may have spawned in the top of the structure that’s a yeah that is a good point we haven’t gone up that’s I don’t have I didn’t think there was there was a way to go up well you just dig up don’t you he’s got a point

Yeah I suppose we can try I’m fairly sure that you’re meant to be able to like walk there via stairs and stuff like there should be I think you can there should be a path it spawns different weirdly doesn’t there can actually be secret rooms I believe yeah

Behind walls the [ __ ] happened in here let’s go and break every wall we see I don’t have a pickaxe so I’m going to have to follow you guys around let’s see if you down here which I ignored almost like where you think a door should be sometimes is where they

All have secret doors uh I go back I need go back to the start has anyone got any sticks on them uh no but I think I’ve got yeah I’ve got some planks so I can make some cool cuz I might just make myself a [ __ ] diamond pick is it yeah it

Probably a good idea actually I know a good way to do it because we got a we got a village near us let’s go [ __ ] die where is the Anvil again do they have that or is it something else now no no Anvil uh it’s

Uh you need I think it’s is it five um it’s iron yeah it’s I think I think it’s iron and then an iron a block of iron yes I think that might be right we be this way yeah we have so raw iron and then a block uh iron ingot and

Then a block of iron which is nine iron ingots so you need 10 that’s how math Works no cuz you need more iron ingots so you need a block of iron and then like five iron ingots I think all something so that’s not how math Works

Actually you cck Jesus Christ uh oh no have you found it oh Oh I thought you I thought that was the water I thought you just completely [ __ ] or Jak no no no no I haven’t found it a don’t [ __ ] got my hopes up there sorry [ __ ] okay

Can you do me a favor yes hello actually no there’s a silverfish that dirt for me don’t I okay oh nice you’re trying to suu are you yeah oh no I I’m going to die fighting a silverfish oh no oh I fell anyway oh car this

Alex oh my God so you need a [ __ ] ton of iron then yeah basically what are you trying to do with the Anvil by the way I just wanted to repair my diamond pickaxe but it’s almost cheaper to just build a new one just make a new one yeah pretty

Much make a new one there some apparently the ender pearls will still point to the place inside oh can you throw believe that or not that’s what they said uh yeah we can and we’ got 15 minutes left so we’re not going to reach reach the thing that’s

Right give it a go okay I’ll make another iender oh bollock just [ __ ] threw it oh did I make two what’s the timer on the clock what the [ __ ] why there’s 50 minutes left yeah no way probably not no a nothing but a h something all the time ain’t nothing but a d

Thing where are you sorry everyone go to bed uh here lost I’m way back at the start I accidentally got into the bed and then ah right here we go are you ready Alex I’m will it work in a low ceiling or it should do relate to that c

Okay ready yeah y ready yeah I really do all right I’m just going to watch the for second all the actions out it went this way it went this way oh secret room maybe no but it’s stop hang on it I think oh down here I think I might have found

It where did he go oh yeah no it’s a dead end a [ __ ] we need torches yeah we do supposed to be going up yeah but we found another way down this is the same room oh this is the same [ __ ] no this isn’t right Alex Oh wait hang on this

Isn’t this is a different room yeah that’s what that’s what I said oh oh I’ve been there already I think found a chest with loot in it no no that is not I have not been there oh my God this is like a it found a music disc oh hold on

You can just build ladders I should have just built ladders you could just built ladders yet why didn’t you build ladders I don’t know why didn’t anyone tell me to build Ladders because you wanted to make a further down I thought I wanted to found it found it you got it yep found

It oh thank God for that [ __ ] for that where are where’s your where’s your thingy I need to stay still I see him I see him did you go underneath the little towards the water uh I don’t see any water no he ask how you got to where you

Are I don’t know how to describe where I am go back to useful yeah my name go all way back to the start oh you going to dig through I’m just going to dig through okay it’s down here can you not can can you come back

Jak sir I’m not run off with you if I can see your name PL now right here yeah yeah got there you go hey boys hello oh [ __ ] silver [ __ ] born with a silver villain yeah right oh my God there’s only one silver [ __ ] there’s one Pearl there’s one oh

No what does that means it means not quickly use your elevator so we’ve got how many you got on us between us all uh I’ve got how many blaz PW you got left I got nine left I’ve got one ender pearl on me how many you got I’ve got an end pear F

Where did my end pearls go oh no uh I’ve legit I’ve legit lost the ender pearls you got five of them I’m left you dick I lost them in my inventory I didn’t finish my sentence cool great so we got seven yeah pretty much so we’d have to then get another 1

2 3 4 5 six can you just find some no we we did that our last Speed Run yeah we we did do that wait you did a speed run before yes we’ve attempted this in the past uh we streamed on the o CH and um yeah we that was a 2our stream

And we we picked a good spawn for that and we got to about the same point and then got stuck trying to find stuff wellow and we were never going to do it exactly I think we just got bored cuz we cheated are we but this time we didn’t

Cheat our way here we got to here and then realized that there was no possible way we were ever going to get all the Ender Ender that’s an endar gun are you going to blow up the ender portal I’m trying to but I don’t have

Any I don’t have flint and steel oh hang on we can make that I can do it I can make that oh this is so unsatisfying yeah I know yeah basically we’ve edged we’ve edged not finished we’ve edged the we’ve edged like 1,200 people simultaneously not to mention the people

The archives watch us later yeah exactly yeah we should have put warning at the start saying by the way we didn’t make it to the end actually don’t actually know I know what’s no we should no we shouldn’t warn them oh that’s true yeah don’t warn them

Oh oh you’re going to put it there find out afterwards are we ready okay we’re going to we’re definitely not going to finish it after this right let’s get a good angle get going sound then we get a good angle okay one sec hang on I

Probably need to go into the roof a bit you got to do the song as well oh the are going for yeah okay hang on one sec one sec one sec good angle angle for money shot get it yeah money shot that’s disgusting Nick how dare you yeah that wasn’t even

Funny yes it was skip says don’t warm the comments will be great yeah just yeah that what I was thinking right there already doozies on the live stream AR hold on perfect shot check yeah this is good this is good what the [ __ ] is that I’m just I’m just mining out the

Roof so I can get a good shot of Alex blowing up the end of oh he’s already set it off great what a shot oh oh for [ __ ] sake it didn’t even do anything one block blow didn’t blow up blew up one block that was the most anticlimactic thing I think I’ve ever

Seen in my entire life oh oh also we forgot oh my [Applause] God oh my God oh [ __ ] me that’s funny you can tell we’re just rinsed at the moment [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] done now that’s it God some point I would like to complete Minecraft I’ve never [ __ ]

Completed it before we’ll we’ll do it J Bumble or something CU it’ be good to do it together we we have Jake we did complete it just after cheating yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we did actually complete it so I think I think on this one we probably

Needed more gold to get more ender pearls and then we probably could have ground a bit to get armor and arrows probably would have been fine if someone hadn’t have [ __ ] off on a on a desert [ __ ] Grand of the African nation Minecraft I do just want to point out I

Actually found [ __ ] all on that trip it was complet a camel I think Gabby’s water elevator was more useful than well at least it did something at least at least I saw things Gabby you you say it was useful but it wasn’t it only went one direction you’re the only one who was

Using it and it took you two hours and it mostly killed you no I tried my best I had every intention of like it just working and then being able to like shoot up and down and just continuously strip mine and it just didn’t work unless is murdering the villagers yeah exactly

Yeah I’ve got to the point where I it’s ass in time yeah exactly yeah into the point where right we’ve got um a number of keys left still left to give away because I’ve got I got lost in the in the excitement of the game we basically

Got another 20 keys to give away so oh [ __ ] hell so if you’ve made it this far you’re being rewarded exactly yeah so we’ve got uh I’ll just go through these over the next five 5 to 10 minutes or so as we Talk Amongst ourselves and

Then we can uh yeah we can think about finishing up the stream what’s that noise oh oh the okay cool right so the next game is uh is from merge games thank thanks very much merge games for donating some keys uh so the next game is called small land so you can get

Yourself a copy of small land on Steam I’ll just give everyone a bit of uh a bit of warning to get their steam uh activate this product I’ve heard things yeah so have I um yeah yeah so go check it go check it out um here is here is

The uh here’s the game and getting the keys uh giving you the keys in three two one boom there you go guys enjoy enjoy small land from merge games thanks very much merge games I’m enjoying this Village buring burning buring Burge The Village it’s my mixture of purging and burning I love

Alis uh um see enjoy guys thanks very much to merge games for this and um yeah thanks for everyone who’s who’s donated so far really good total actually four and a half thousand yeah you guys have been great actually not bad thank very much guys yeah thank you very much and

Hopefully um uh you guys have all been collecting the jingle jam reward uh collection um if you haven’t done so already you you can get up to 80 games uh for the price of £35 just by clicking on the Donate link and then clicking uh on the add to cart section on the

Checkout page the donation page um for the jingle jam collection and you get over 80 games to see what games you can get there’s also a link in the description of this stream uh keep an eye for that and then you can see what games are up for grabs um they’re it’s

All the jingle jam uh collection packs are well worth it there’s a ton of games in there all really really really good value and all all decent as well not just like a load of um I think it’s about a Grand’s worth if you bought it

All yeah it’s it’s a it’s an absolutely large amount and all that money goes towards uh the jingle jam charity which supports several other Charities as well if you want to find out more about the jingle jam you can uh probably just Google search jingle jam and find out a

Bit more about it um okay so that’s that’s small land um here is uh the rift breaker this is from exor Studios so thanks very much EXO for donating five Keys everyone get ready on your steam activation codes and here we go in three 2 1 there we

Go EXO Studios the rift breaker oh you found a music box I spawned one in oh nice I found a disc so oh have you got um it’s actually quite it’s not actually that bad this one it’s good I need to stand close to it so people can hear

It so yeah thank you EXO Studios for donating the rift breaker keys the stream um what’s been your favorite part of the stream oh God apparently you gave 100 TNTs to yourself no just no you would have done that I love how you asked like a really wholesome question no one responded and

Then immediately panicked yeah exactly yeah what was the question Jak what was the question apparently you’ve given yourself 100 TNTs no you said what was your favorite part oh yeah what was your favorite part of the stream uh the music okay mean the house sorry two what’s up you’re not a whale you’re

A dog what the trying to sing song to your wife oh my God Alex Jesus Christ dude Alex slat you so hard on Friday he said stop it Ms don’t a dog not C oh my [ __ ] God oh my God just clarifying before people get the wrong

Idea I don’t know after this channel is done what we are all going to do for job did you say prison I te because everyone everyone there’s that like me so it’s fine well it’s just a building full of WRA driving gloves and yeah yeah yeah all right next bunch of keys this is for timberborn from uh mechanist and I’ve been practicing how to say that got Timber ke timberborn is awesome it’s like um Tim’s great little beavers yeah have you played it yeah oh you have

Looks looks really awesome it’s like a it’s like really cute yeah you play as uh um little beavers and build build stuffs but yeah thanks very much Mistry for donating some keys here are the timberborn keys I hope you guys enjoy them uh and going on the screen in three 2

1 um so I just looked at the uh oh oh hang on I was go to these keys off a sec I’m going to miss oh God [ __ ] this Village [ __ ] this map where hope they all die Jesus Christ where are you guys okay we just desecrated the

Minecraft was just surrounded the uh the stronghold to not the original Village no no no here the uh here’s the timberborn keys again sorry I had to take it I had to take it off then just because um the firework display that very kindly put on there oh the

Bell’s still left though I put that back oh you did okay good um no I just really quickly had a look at the poll for how you hold a long lighter oh yeah yeah yeah um and I am genuinely surprised about the amount of people so 52% hold it the correct way

52 that is a very small number that’s the same amount people that voted for brexit oh oh that’s a point valid valid 48 voted Jake’s way right so that’s 125 votes to 117 117 people hold the lighter like caveman I don’t understand so yeah right how ke have we

Got we’ve got one more set of keys we ready I hear a crinkling in the background there oh I was just moov my biscuits out of the way cuz they’re they’re on my mouse biscuits moving my bit and here we go finally uh the last five keys are for

Volcanoids uh we’re a big fan of volcanoids we’ played it lots um thanks very much volcano for donating five Keys towards the stream man that’s very uh very very kind indeed um yeah the keys go f they do go fast there are you know just under a thousand

People watching so you you’ve got to be quick um it’s difficult we didn’t have the capacity to do uh yeah we don’t have any any secure key methods uh um so yeah this is uh this is the volcanoids keys enjoy guys and uh yeah thanks very much to volcano for donating

What what don’t kill the server can I kill it when we’re what you mean don’t kill the server I Haven anything oh no Alex gave them to you okay I thought it was you what did alw that check your inventory oh my God a 1,000 Fox spawn eggs to

C I thought it’ be a nice thing to do but they are PR just sat next to me yeah oh hang on hang on right just just before because the thing is the server is running on the same network as the [ __ ] stream machine okay let’s just

Let’s just get the let’s get the last bit of keys out okay you do that and then tell me when I’m free because I’ve released like four so oh look at the Little Beast oh no I want fire oh I really like the noises they make too cuz they’re like he gave Jake

Rails yes you [ __ ] choo choo excellent CH Cho Boys um uh why is it always boys I don’t know oh there’s a little bee with a pollen on its but oh you died as well I kill myself oh my fair enough I burn death why did you

Always sound like you’re going to like take a [ __ ] and throw up at the same time when you see something cute cuz it’s like I just can’t there’s so much energy in me that’s repressed and I just need to let it out cuz it’s like my

Whole body tenses up and I’m like like [ __ ] so cute you know I think cuz I I think it’s a it feels like more of a genuine expression of how cute something is than being like oh look at the little cutie byy cuz it’s like that doesn’t

Feel real to me what feels real to me is just like cling g g Scottish angst uh we’ve just hit 4 hours 4 hours and 2 minutes we have failed to speedrun officially we have um and on that note uh I think we’re going to probably

Finish up here so what an amazing total we’ve got just under £5,000 there yeah thanks thank you guys a little mini fun charity stream before the year’s end for all the whales yeah give the Dolphins a nice holiday yeah we got a human torch oh nice how how long’s the wick

Left not long oh it’s gone [ __ ] you take about for a refund that was rubbish that was only like they burn quick oh God guys go [ __ ] that’s dark that’s real dark holy [ __ ] that was yeah I’m releasing the Bees No Al you can burn them it’s not villager spawn spawn egg

It’s uh candle spawn egg oh there’s like three bees around the flo God it’s so loud oh my god um all right then let’s finish up here um I need some din protect me please huge thanks again to uh the developers whove donated Keys towards the stream uh you

Guys are awesome thank you so much um for doing that huge thanks uh to far from home for organizing all the key giveaway and also facilitating the stream as well but thanks very much guys for that one that’s very kind thank you we’re going to be uh Pro I’ll probably

Leave the uh we’ll probably finish the stream and then I’ll close down the um oh should we have an official T official amount probably have an official amount he yeah it’s have an official amount okay fair enough hang on switch over to you Alex don’t do anything weird I’m not but it sounds

Weird um so get those last donations in guys we’re going to shut down the donation Link in um a couple of minutes oh if we can hit 5,000 that’d be really good 497 my God this horrible I’ve released a lot of bees by the way I can tell cuz I’m already

Struggling to put fire down on the floor um and if you’re if you’re watching this on the live stream Mar guys and you think oh [ __ ] I missed out on the um on the jingle jam uh games package you can basically just find any participating uh streamer in that’s

Doing the it’s part of the jingle jam and then um you can just get the package through them so it’s not just the go about two weeks yeah I think it’s got about three or two or three days left it finishes on the 14th so yeah um there’s

Still time to get the jingle jam games package uh if uh you didn’t get it today so uh so yeah definitely go and do that and support some awesome charities in the meantime yeah um do it let me just get this sorted uh so what are we on

497 want to donate another 30 quid and then we’ll be at like 5,000 um no worries if not though tell you what we’ll finish it in a minute and then we’ll just have to go of whatever that is there all right we’re going to do a count then oh my God I’ll count

With bees Jesus Christ that [ __ ] sound oh oh god oh Alex is he’s running fine for me it it’s it’s it’s uh it’s already lagging the it’s lagging the stream out yeah oh I think that’s just your connection to the to the server oh yeah that’s my connection okay let’s have a

Countdown mine’s actually functioning fine with all the bees yeah it’s all good um let’s have a countdown then so uh oh there we go we got random names exactly £5,000 I’m bolting it now go go go go go stop retire the campaign boom it’s retired exactly five grand

Nailed it you didn’t let anyone put on a 69p oh come on done is retired I mean 5,000 quid exactly is like as satisfying as [ __ ] yeah yeah it is but in true WP fashion it’s a l bees do you like them where are all the bees h on I’m going to

TP over to you uh no what have you done no it’s just SL kill no no oh God it’s like a be villager ory down here Jesus Christ what is this why did it just spawn so many herds oh my God all I can hear is her with a subtle

In the background oh God this is hell um let’s finish up here uh uh Nick should we do the last of the thank yous and then we’ll finish it off yes okay awesome £5,000 exactly oh thanks to random for finishing that one off as well that was that was

Awesome thanks yeah uh I’m actually for the 10 quid you so much uh geek for gaming DK for the 10 quid thank you so much cat for the £69 69p thank you all and thanks for everything you do thank you so much J NE again with the 10

Quid thank you so much P came again with another 60 69 69p bloody well thanks uh for to say Gabby you look great Ellis you look dead on your feet face sorry pet love it you sure you didn’t get them mixed up cuz I feel uh very tired uh says forgot

To say Gabby you look great Alis you look did on your feet thanks man for the 35 good thank you D for the 35 as well fuzz Francis for the 35 quid thank you K Royale for the 10 quid thanks J Jus J jealous for the 35 thank you uh evil

Loki for the 45 quit thanks crazy cat lady for the 35 quit thank you Baptist for another 35 thank you Vulcan Gundam for the 10 quit thank you so much Ginger 150 quid wow thank you so much that’s awesome thank you that’s you say hey WP

Thanks for the laughs and the wees this year don’t normally get catch the streams live and this is for a great course so here you go you great people thanks so much guys thank you very much thank you Ginger very kind and then finally random names of the 28 quid 18p

Finish us off nice thank so much appreciate it although we didn’t finish it this has been a real real fun time to finish off the the year I think oh [ __ ] yeah oh Jesus hi Alex oh Jesus how long’s this PO going on for that’s what she said you to oh no

This is called a sniffer oh [ __ ] I don’t know is it that was unintentional yeah no no no no no no no no no no [Laughter] a right can we finish because I really need to go have something to we sure can thanks so much everyone for donating

That’s an amazing amount to raise uh thank you so much um for whes and dolphins thanks very much uh W DC for sending us some goodies in the post very kinded thank you very much to all brings that brings us over last year’s total for charity stuff we raised what so that

This stream now brings us over last year’s charity total we raised yeah that’s good you combine the two two charity streams it’s 40 41 Grand oh okay God damn yeah that’s good oh really good um so yeah thank you very much uh to all the developers that very kindly donated

Game keys to this stream uh you guys are awesome and thanks very much to far from home as well for gra organizing those game keys and facilitating the stream um yeah with this might this might be the last stream of the Year from us um we me

And Gabby are basically moving house so next week might be a bit busy so we’re not too sure what’s going what’s going to go on the streams um so we might rain God they’re all dying at the bottom oh are they yeah we’re supposed to be saving them don’t look down don’t look

Up oh my god look up sorry sorry nothing to see here look those dolphins of of very happy lives my Lord please donate money to save them this is what you’ve helped today thank you guys each one of your pounds has gone towards saving these lovely lovely Dolphins oh my Lord

Last time someone asks us to do a jity yeah exactly yeah that’s it ruined it and why am I able to get lots of fish at the bottom of this pole no reason oh no reason at all thanks very much everyone for watching um if we don’t see

You before the end of the year uh have a do yourself a favor have an awesome Christmas year and uh and a ass Blaster of a new year oh my God um but yeah we’ll be back uh if not next week uh next year so yeah hope you all have a

Keep an eye out and we’ll catch you next time thanks again for donating thanks thanks for coming along uh and if you’ve donated if you’ve bought a membership as well during the stream uh thanks very much for that as well we didn’t get the chance to real very much appreciate

Thank you so yeah thanks so much everybody um and yeah cheers cheers for Nick as well for uh being in the background helping us out to me thanks yeah thank you you guys as well um yeah we’ll catch you next time goodbye everybody thank you Bye By