OMZ Family Madness in Minecraft

Today we’re having kids bro what yes babes finally I’m so excited what the crystal B chill I don’t know what you’re thinking but we have to make the best home for a baby ever and our babies are inside this chest they’re going to judge it o so that’s where

Babies come from oh spawn in your baby all right we B yes we’re parents what the how did that actually work um hello hi daddy where’s our house um um baby OHS um we don’t have a house yet I’m still working on it I want a

House now I’m going to give you a zero out of 10 oh no use is already losing hey be quiet Luke we’re totally going to win Crystal we got to focus up and make the best home for our baby baby get inside of the chest for the meantime

Blah blah blah oh no chriso you just shoved the baby inside oh my goodness quickly we have to build our family home I’m not taking my baby out until my my house is way better than Ys me too me and Lily are going to have the best

House ever why Crystal we got to be Quicks what type of house would an SS and crystal house be bab really blow oh of course and wa we could use War planks it’s blue yes it’s a mixture of San and light blue exactly what I’m saying and we going to make our house

Super duper Giant and is Roxy making a treeh house for a baby this is going to be so much fun baby love to play W oh no roxxy’s dangerous and speaking of play Crystal we need to make some room for a backyard so don’t fill up the entire

Space okay all right I’ll leave right here nice job and then we could turn it over on this side and connect baby oh yeah wait baby did you just call me baby what no are you Ser no I did not call you baby I call Crystal oh my

Go wow that is just annoying Crystal we’re not sitting in a tree and we are not kissing yes B now we’re married well I I guess technically since we do have a kid we’re married I guess but we’re not doing any of the other stuff H you

Literally have to what I am not doing that luk but oh my gosh Crystal we already have the outlining for our house but I don’t want this to be no normal house we need to make it super duper lit so first we have to break over here for

Our doors and we want our doors to be very Grand yes babes pick something good we’re going to use blue doors of course and oh yeah that’s looking very Grand but it’s super flat on the outside we need to add depth so what blue blocks

Can we use babes use the wood logs oh my gosh Chrystal you’re literally a genius check this out oh my n that John is looking swaggy and then check it out Crystal you’re going to like this I’m going to make it very very girly we’re

Going to add flowers OMG yeah a so we got to grab some podle and then we could put a little flower area over here what color flowers oh my gosh are you serious of course we F to use only blue and look at how pretty it looks look Crystal are

You amazed jez they smell so good I know right and wait let me put some over here oh yeah flowers is looking swag and we should also put some windows over here so let’s break it like that and we needs to add depth so we could use these logs

Over here all the way around even on the bottom just like that Y and guess what we’re going to use for the glass Crystal Light Blue stained glass what’s up oh no how did you just read my mind bab we’re married I know everything you want to

Say oh my gosh I guess technically we’re married just technically just stop telling people about that please Ms we can literally hear you guys you guys are going to smooch and stuff what oh my we’re not smooching Luke what are you talking about blue boy I just want to

See y’all smooch what Alexa oh my gosh guys show what the weird is I ship SS and Crystal Ship what does ship mean oh my gosh Crystal I am so confused bab that’s when two characters in a TV show has a crush on each other and falls in

Love what TV show Crush none of those things are true oh my goodness gracious but this is looking so so good and we can hollow out the inside by setting the first position over cheer going underneath and then let’s set it all with some air baby yeah and I know the

Front is looking really good now and oh yeah what did I say crystal this John is looking drip baby it looks so slay oh my gosh it totally does look slay but hold up wait a minute we have to add depth and wait I’m going to make it Forward

One block that looks so good I know right and then we can do the same all around because I want the out outside of our house to be better than everyone else’s we have to be the coolest parents in town Crystal not the lamest and oh yeah that looks so good Luke you’re

Jealous homes that thing look poopy what what do you mean it looks poopy it does not look poopy this looks amazing uh blue boy that John literally looks like glasses what hey it does not look like glasses oh my gosh yes Alexa it does look like glasses what LLY that does not

Look like glasses this is clearly like the entrance really oh my gosh Crystal I’m blind I’m blind where are you where are you are you serious right now and you know what that’s it I’m going to make it look even more like glasses check it out I’m giving it

Eyebrows what yes sir and oh my gosh I see it now all right just Crystal let’s go inside because we can’t have a home with a grass floor our baby’s going to eat it yes we don’t want that I know right and ooh I know exactly what’s a

Friendly block for kids cuz we want it to be soft so we could set it all with some light blue wool OMG the baby’s going to love it I know right oh yeah this house is literally matching me right now oh my gosh and what Luke is literally building a slime house our

Baby F be luk what up Luke just made a mechanism for his baby Luke what is that it’s the baby launcher 9000 Crystal I don’t think Luke is qualified to have a baby yes that is not safe I know R what Roxy’s house is like a bajillion blocks

In the air Roxy why is it that high up that is not safe wait I’m adding pillar so it’s going to make it more safe what if the baby falls he’s still going to fall he has to practi is falling somehow on oh my gosh they are literally bugging

We need a safe environment for our child Crystal and I just got a really good idea what is something that kids like to do watch videos on a TV yes exactly so we need a spot for our kids to watch TV and wait wait Crystal I know you want

This so I’m going to put some San couches over here just like that and then some light blue to connect it oh yeah baby oh NOS you just said it again you getting soft my boy what what did I just say bab you just called me baby

Let’s Mo what I did not call you any oh my gosh oh my gosh okay chill chill chill chill and this is going to be the kid’s playing area and we need it to be fenced off so when our kid is playing we can know he’s safe so let’s go over here

Fence it off all around like that boms are you having a dog or a baby why hey unlike you my baby is safe you’re literally making the most dangerous area for a baby to live in yes but he’s going to love it what yeah but what if he like

Falls he’s going to have to fall one day OHS oh my gosh Luke is actually bugging unlike you Luke my kid is going to be safe in the fences and we could have him watch a giant TV and Crystal I just got a genius idea what is it what is it so

First let’s put down the TV right up yes what about it then we got to grab B no B no but Kung Fu OHS oh my gosh he’s going to watch me on the TV babes I love this show I know right it’s super lit AR kid

Is going to have so much fun but hold up wait a minute do you know what children be doing nowadays no what are they doing so first we need a table right and then we got to grab some sweets they be sucking on stuff and I don’t want my kid

To be sucking on like the table or something that is gross yes they’re going to get so sick I know right so let’s grab some item frames and wow cookies oh yeah and we need other sweets and oh my gosh our kid is going to love

That cake and this is going to come straight from Lily’s Bakery actually it’s Auntie Lily oh yeah Lily’s technically an aunt since Lily is like my best friend and oh my gosh awesome but hold up wait a minute we need a place to serve our kid very very healthy

Foods bab I want my baby to be chubby what you want the baby to be chubby yes babes are going to look so cute with their cheek what no no no he has to be muscular like o what what what are you doing why you laughing what’s so funny you’re not

Muscular what oh my gosh are you serious right now Crystal we need our kitchen to be filled with very very nutritional and delicious full Foods come on bro just let him eat sweets hey Luke don’t talk to me while I’m building stuff for my kids you can make your kid chubby n my

Kid F to be lit so why are you giving me bad advice oh my gosh parents nowadays am I right crystal babes why are we talking like old people because we are old people Crystal we’re adults and we need our sinks to be filled with water

Like that and I got a fridge so let’s fill it up with some good foods and I know exactly what our little boy’s going to want check it out Crystal what power guys we can’t feed our kid Rob be what why not ra beef is busing oh yeah n n n

What hey Chris what are you doing chis come oh my gosh I think Crystal got upset all right fine I’ll feed them cooked beef yay healthy oh my gosh are you serious right now all right fine let’s clear out the fridge from all of this raw beef but I’m going to leave a

Stack for myself okay right fine just keep it in the back what oh my goodness gracious and oh yeah we fill it up with raw beef but also we can’t make our kid only be eating healthy foods he needs a little bit of junk food yay grab pumpkin

Pies oo all right pumpkin pies are super sweet and it makes your belly big and I’m also going to grab oh let’s grab some melon slices oh yeah these are super duper fruity and delicious and wait this kitchen is looking a little bit whack I don’t want our kids to think

We’re broke boys oh you’re a broke boy boy boy boy what the hey that’s what I’m saying oh my gosh we already have the neighbors judging us we need our kitchen to be more Grand Crystal so what we could do is boop boop boop bo bo add more unnecessary drawers but babes why

Crystal that’s just what adult life is have you ever noticed in adult houses they always have unnecessary rooms yes and I get so confused by they have them exactly they only have that so the other adults think that they’re cool we just have to live by them rules Crystal I

Don’t make the rules I just be following them so let’s put a ginormous island table in the middle of the kitchen just like this so whenever we be cooking we can like leave the plates over here and we could grab some plates just like that

Y and in case we have guess over we need to put some food so first let’s put some food for baby MSY let’s grab a steak and put it right over here and since I’m going to be eating next to him let me grab some raw beef and Crystal would you

Like some pumpkin pie it kind of matches your hair yes I love it nice and I’m also going to grab some melon slices for Uncle Roxy E I love red and I am an uncle what the hey why does Roxy have a full set of netherite armor what are you

Doing here Roxy oh it’s because my G is really powerful bow are you serious right now oh no Roxy showing swords to Children Roxy that is not allowed yes it is I make the rules what oh my gosh well I still you put some food for Luke and

Oh no Luke be liking some nasty food he be eating that grass yo did someone just say grass oh Luke I didn’t say grass just just stay over there oh my goodness gracious my wife also likes grass so give her some to what your wife who’s

Your wife Alexa duh look at we are totally not married what’s up oh my go okay guys guys I I don’t want this drama in my house up please exit Crystal this is not funny please exit your butt out hey get your hands off my honey what your honey ohy Crystal weird Crystal

Relax you’re encouraging this Behavior nuh uhuh we’re going to argue here cuz that’s what adults do no no argue outside just get outside guys you guys can do that over there oh my goodness gracious are you serious right now the neighbors are crazy right crystal yeah

That was also kind of funny what oh my gosh but Crystal roxxy’s baby is going to be so cool he had literally a full set of netherite armor and a sword can our baby play with swords what no he has to have a real play room oh my actually

That’s a really good idea let’s do it and wait let’s grab some ladders and I’m going to make it extra thick so our baby doesn’t fall off yeah since he’s going to be really chubby what hey Crystal you’re not making the baby chubby he’s going to be as athletic and awesome as

Me and since this is the playroom we have to switch out these blocks over here to something more friendly bab can we use cyan wool this time ooh yes yes yes that’s actually perfect because wool is super soft and Canan is your color so it still matches the house theme yes I

Love it so let me grab the magical one and we can fly all the way over here and let’s set it all with some s wo and then we just have to f up this side over here all the way until the ladders and O our playroom has a floor awesome sauce but

What is the baby going to play with we’re going to make our kid play with some workouts what no he’s going to stuff his toe what stop his toe Crystal come on I want our baby to be lit like Mew Kung Fu OHS just like in the movies what what’s

So funny what are you doing nothing nothing calm down calm down from what that was a movie it wasn’t real you didn’t actually fight people what Crystal we go on adventures like every day what do you mean I’m a Ninja Master and we’re going to make our

Son be very very athletic and I already know how check this out first we want his legs to be very very strong like mine of course so let’s grab some sticky pistons and we’re going to need some ice as well so we could put some ice down

Over here like this and since he’s a baby he’s going to be a little clumsy so let’s make it extra wide just like that then over here we have to put a sticky piston and then a row of slime blocks just like that what is this bab I call

This the grinder 9000 now all we have to do is grab a pressure plate boop boop boop and then we just need to grab some red stone and then y’ ye it like this now when we step on it what nothing happens babes what are you doing you

Didn’t activate the sticky piston hey hey hey hold up hold up it’s a work in progress and oh yeah I did it and oh look at this I’m working out and hold up hold up let me make the ice go back a little bit more and now if we run oh my

Gosh look at this we’re training our legs right now Crystal am I looking super strong yes you are but we need some fences so we don’t slip off and I don’t want our baby to get hurt so let’s put fences all around over here just like this and oh my gosh Crystal you’re

On the grind right now yes I want to get super strong see I told you it’s super fun to work out oh yeah yeah so let’s put the fences all around just like this grab a fence gate and then put it in the front now crystal watch me grind you’re

About to see some crazy workouts all right do it I’m coming in all right in oh yeah one rep okay okay two reps okay okay three reps I need cookies one rep two rep what three rep what how are you doing more than me how are you at four five rep

What the he stop showing me up hey hey I was still going oh my goodness gracious well maybe you’re just better than me at like leg exercises we need to do something that’s going to use my biceps look at them Johns what babe stop making me laugh you’re hilarious are you serious right

Now nothing is funny oh no blue boy let me see where your biceps are hey what up Alexa what are you doing here I heard Crystal laughing I need to see this well oh yeah I’m flexing said BL yeah do you like my muscles blue boy you literally

Have no muscles are you serious right now boy no way boy ain’t no way and guys stop laughing we have to make a bicep machine and I know exactly what trains your biceps we’re going to make a boxing ring what the what what do you mean what

The what Crystal this is a great idea for a child to do babes boxing is dangerous yeah maybe if you’re going up against someone like me a super duper awesome SAU strong boy what no I’m serious our son can get hurt what crystal I’m serious our son is not going

To get hurt he’s going to be fine cuz I’m going to train him bab you have no idea about boxing what are you serious Crystal did you not see me on the movie Kung Fu hes that’s literally me fighting bab that’s not real for the last time

That is totally real and I’m going to show it to you we have to make the boxing area over here just like this and my first opponent is going to be ly Pooky the third the dad that lives down the street did I just hear you wanted

The smoke yeah Luke you heard that oh yeah we’re going to see who’s the better dad and Roxy I want to smoke with you too after you take off your armor oh my gosh what the what is Roxy doing oh nothing just making protection 100 armor

What oh not uh Crystal do I have to go up against Roxy yes bab to prove you can take care of our kid what oh my gosh all right fine so over here we need to make the entrance to the boxing ring so let’s grab some stairs just like this and I

Want to make them blue so bop bop and here is where we’re going to fight and we’re not just going to fight with our fist we need boxing gloves to knock us over oh yes how are we going to do that well first we need a command block and I

Could put one over here then go over here and we’re going to need two colors so I’m going to grab some light blue and some green so this could be the green Corner Y and then over here is going to be the blue Corner ooh awesome now we

Have to give ourselves the Box in gloves but how do you do that by putting in this command and then we have to go over here put in the command and now we grab some pressure plate put them on top of the command block we F to get some

Boxing sticks oh yeah you ready to go against me crystal what are you crazy no way babes oh oh yeah you’re right I don’t want to box my wife I mean my my my my um my oh my gosh oh no did I just hear that right what no oh my gosh are

The neighbors like always listening yeah we are did you just call her your wife what the how are you guys coming in so fast and wait wait actually now that you’re here y’all is going to get smoked huh what are you talking about Luke I

Just made a boxing ring and all of the dads have to fight yes sir cuz we have to protect our families that’s what wow yeah that’s exactly what why are you doing that I’m the big dog of this block what’s up hey babe you have to wo louder W really is that how

This works y my man is the most dominant what most dominant you’re man what what are you serious right now is Roxy joining with my dog what the yay roxxy’s that guy pal are you serious right now Lily oh my gosh all right why sitting over here we’re going to prove who is

The most W dad ever and um I am not going up against Roxy first Luke I’m going up against you oh not you want to go up against the big dog uh yeah that that’s what I’m saying oh my goodness gracious all right everyone sit in the

Crowd and we’re going to go Luke go in survival mode all right HS Let’s Get Down Dirty oh no all right all right all right um who’s rooting for oh say I I oh that’s one who’s rooting for Luke That’s my boy oh my God what what Roxy what the

You’re not even going to root for yourself I’m not in that fight right now though oh my go all right Luke let’s do this we got our boxing gloves first one out of the rink is the loser and has to like fart in their mouth or something

Well that’s easy cuz you’re going to get farted on he oh my gosh did I just knock you out no that that’s not even possible o o no no no no no I I just did everyone did you see that it’s best to out of three

What oh no Alexa just gave you a second chance all right Luke come back inside I’m going to smoke you though just know no oh this is going to be a smoke show oh my goodness it’s one to one right now oh s yes sski I never

Disappoint my wife oh no this is bad all right 3 2 1 you won let’s go oh yeah that one was for you babe I I mean that was that was for you friend Crystal nothing Roxy just just get on your side said bab no I didn’t just get

On your side and go and game mod survival said babes no I did it no I didn’t that did not happen just get out your side are you ready for this Roxy Babs I heard that by the way thank you you what oh my gosh three 2

1 oh my gosh are you serious and wait you stay so oh you get the first point I I’m going to get the second no way 3 2 1 go oh I’m in I’m in I’m in let’s go the score is now one to one oh no this is

Really intense Roxy what I have to win the next one it’s not happening you’re not that what you can’t do that hey that doesn’t count I was literally talking dude chill yo Luke Luke yo luk this is not the ru bit oh my gosh oh my gosh

Okay Roxy are you going to play legit yeah to hey what the he has a sword he has a sword Luke stop that man stop that man I got you what the oh my oh yeah keep it in the corner okay um babes I I don’t think fighting is the smartest thing you

Have to kick everyone out yeah everyone out everyone out of the ‘s house you can’t be here oh oh my gosh the two men are fighting o o o what the Roxy just killed someone this did not happen under my roof Roxy I’m putting you back in your side that was

Funny what that was not funny Alexa just nothing happened okay get your heads off my hubby oh my gosh this is crazy um Crystal you might be a little bit right about boxing with adults but for kids it’s going to be fine okay uh yeah babes

Okay sure yay awesome we got to keep the boxing ring but our play area is looking sauce and I think we should actually have like something to play with right yes that’s what I’ve been saying and oh my gosh you know how like adult people be having like real cars yes what about

It so you know how kids be having like those toy cars I’ve always wanted one what if we give our kid what we never had a toy car OMG I baby’s going to love us I know right and wait wait we can make like an expansion of the house over

Here just like this yall and this is going to be like where he can drive his cool toy and over here needs to be made out of light blue wall because I want it to be safe and in case he bumps himself he needs to not get

Hurt right yes we need our baby to have such a safe area to play that’s what I’m saying so let’s make the whole floor all out of light blue wool like this and ooh this is super duper big and now we need to make the walls out of slime block so

He can bounce off in case he hits it great idea thank you so let’s go all the way around like this and put them slime blocks and oh no LC is going to totally say that we copied him oh no o did I just hear you say slime block what no I

Didn’t say anything about slimes or blocks dude that is my thing give it back what hey I can’t give it to you back dude this is for our kids so we can be safe when he plays with his car and I know your son doesn’t have a car no my

Son has a horse what a horse are you serious right now why are you making your son like super weird do you really want to know why yeah that yeah that’s why I asked why all right come here I’ll tell you what the what what type of

Adult is Luke he just farted on my face he’s a kid kind of a doll oh yeah I think he’s like the teacher’s pet oh that makes more sense though that’s why he’s always wilding out but oh yeah we got W so it’s super safe and we can make

The room out of glass so this place gets natural lighting OMG our baby’s going to have so much fun in here I know right it feels like he’s really outside cuz the glass so the Sun going to be hitting him in the face yo so let’s go all the way

Around just like this Y and Crystal I’m going way faster than you can you put a pep on your step actually babe I already finished like half of it what well I finished over half of it and oh crystal is this our first marriage argument uh

Yeah sure you can say that oh awesome and oh yeah it’s completely completed now we need to get our little boy an awesome car to go with and oh let’s give him the pumpkin mobile yes he’s going to have so much fun with this I know right

And we oh whenever you hit yourself on the Slime it just gives you a little bit of a bounce back awesome and what um Crystal aren’t we supposed to be adults why are we playing with this B I want to be a kid again this is so much fun I

Know right it’s super lit but hold up wait a minute we don’t want him driving around the house so let’s fence this place up just so Crystal get back in there no hey Crystal I’m moving your car back inside if you want to play you have

To go inside and I before you can escape are you crying Crystal you’re a grown adult hey Crystal you’re an adult we’re the ones that are the parents are you serious right now what all right all right all right all right here I put a gate for you and that is

Going to be the play area with the cars but bab how is our baby going to sleep he needs a crib oh yeah you’re totally right and wait we don’t even have a bedroom either so we should make a roof on our house just like this and we could

Do it with a magical wand go all the way around like that and Y ye said it all just like this and Roxy what the what are you doing you’re building on our property I’m just building an awesome water slide what a water slide you could

Just do that Crystal did you give her permission uh no I thought you did oh my God that’s it that’s it that’s it that’s it Roxy I don’t want to do this but you leave me no choice what I have to cuz you’re going on my side boy this is not

Allowed no no it’s being done sorry Roxy wh out nope NOP Noe there’s no building allowed on our stay on your side oh my gosh fine I’ll build it somewhere else oh Crystal I can’t believe this the neighbors are crazy and what the what is Luke doing this is going to be the

Greatest Redstone Contraption ever what the oh no Crystal what is Luke doing he’s literally doing Redstone and there’s lava in there bab these neighbors are crazy Luke what the what are you doing dude what oh my is this parkour yes sir this is an obstacle course what the oh dude are you serious

For a kid you’re making do this yes sir he’s going to have to grow up somehow oh my not Crystal come on come back home come back home the neighbors are actually insane know right and we need to make our house more taller and what should we make the third floor out of

Let’s make it out of something very very stury like diamond blocks what the that’s exactly what I had in mind and hold up I’m going to make it stop over here so we can have like a turn roof on the top I’m going to build it by hand oh

Nice yeah build the bottom part and then let me build this over over here and make it go up that way and we can add two more so B Bop then B now we have to make it go down on this side all the way

Around and we have to make sure it is even so let’s like this two more blocks now we can go straight down to the bottom and fill it all up Babes I’m already over here hi oh my gosh you’re doing so good Crystal let me get the magic wand and

Let me help you out with some magic oh yeah let me set the two positions here then set it with some diamond blocks then we could do the same over here so there was some diamond blocks and then up over here just like that who PW oh

Yeah guys this is awesome we just did this wall instantly I know right and Crystal you could do the back to make it thick and I’m going to add some detail on the front so it looks good so let me add all of these wood blocks around it

So it has some nice looking depth and our house is actually looking ginormous Luke look at our house show house looking mighty thank you Luke I appreciate it if Mighty trash really are you actually seriously being serious right now apologize yeah I’m sorry oh thank you I appreciate your apology else

Being so wack oh my dude Luke is literally being a professional hater right now but I’m going to add a giant window in the middle Luke is going to be totally jealous of this oh man I’m totally jealous of this a thank you Luke I knew it was going to make oh this

Place looking like trash boy oh oh my goodness look this looks awesome sauce oh thank you Roxy do you really think so AES SS to be trash all right Luke you’re literally making Roxy act like you it is not trash just get back in your base I

Don’t know why neighbors are always so be to each other little bro you’re not that guy pal I’m out what is even happening right now oh my goodness gracious but wait I need to add some depth on the window and Crystal you’ve been doing a no job of doing the sides

Crystal expand the sides oh I didn’t I was supposed to do that are you serious oh my goodness gracious everyone is Wilding right now but let me set the window over here and wow our house finally doesn’t look like a face and wait a minute it looks like a face down

There what if I made another face over here we can make a giant mouth then we could do a little eye over here wao what are you doing OHS Lily I’m making my house literally have a face up over here as well as down over there isn’t it

Super cool super cooling bad what the blue you’re literally making Lily be mean how is that even possible hes that’s what neighbors are like oh my goodness gracious B nah n n this is actually super duper dope let me break the two eyes over here now I need to

Grab some glass and I used light blue before so I’m going to use sence since Crystal s yes babe can is my favorite color oh yeah yeah so Boop let’s put the S there then Boop over here and look Luke I’m adding depth I know you’re jealous of it what’s depth are you

Serious dude it’s it’s like look at the block layers there’s like a layer in between the glass oh sounds like a bunch of baloney what it is not baloney this is serious raw beef not no baloney boy oh wait you said raw beef yes sir o o

Cuz I’m the dog yep that’s what big dogs like to eat yes Siri and let me put it all like that Y and that JN is looking litty sauce oh yeah and Crystal how is the walls coming along wo you’re actually doing it yes I use a magic one

Though oh really really smart and oh my gosh you did all the big walls and wao it looks so cool from here yes now we’re working on the roof I know right so let’s set it all just like this and I’m just going to do the staircase part of

The roof you could do the actual back part okay oh all right on it thank you very much and you can do that easy with the magical wand but I’m doing all the hard parts so let’s go over here at Luke are you still doing the Redstone

Contraption for your kid yes sir I’m going to be a genius w luk relax why are you so angry all the time ever since you became a dad your stress levels have gten very very high it’s cuz I don’t want anything to happen to my baby boy

Oh no now he’s being really nice luk come on don’t make me cry don’t make me cry I love you what the hey oh my gosh babes being a parent is really hard Luke is struggling what where is even your baby at Luke I don’t even see him is he

Still in the chest yep he’s on timeout for breathing too loud what oh my my gosh boy ain’t no way Crystal I take back what I just said Luke is whing and oh you’re actually doing a really really good job yes I know let’s go over here

And I’m going to help you out on these blocks and I know you’re going to use the magic wad right yes of course I am do it for the bottom bro and I’ll do the top row my head oh yeah finish before you can do it nope I

Already finished it what the day oh nice job Crystal but let’s break these blocks and w our house is looking really bro I see that Crystal I literally oh no I don’t but wao the house is Giant and wa wait I want to go upstairs from the

House itself so we have our nice living room over here then we go up the stairs and we have our playroom here and then we have to add the ladders going all the way up hello Crystal hey and we got to make it child friendly so no one slips

Off and yes this is going to be baby’s ‘s bedroom babes what color bed is he going to have are you serious ious Crystal of course you going to have light blue and Canan we can make well a giant combined bed it’s going to be super lit yes babes that’s a great idea

And check it out I’m going to make it with an awesome pattern look light blue then boom C then light blue then boom C then guess what’s after C light blue yes you guessed it and then Boop we’re going to continue the pattern down over here

Oh my gosh that boy F to have the lyest room ever and hey Crystal hello what oh no she’s sleeping really bro I’m going to do something that I always have wanted I’m going to make the bed into a race car bed what bab are you serious of course I’m serious and first

We need to grab the wheels so let me put one over here put one over here then let’s go around on this side put one here and then boom okay we have all four wheels of the race C now we need slabs of something that’s blue and ooh we

Could use some prismarine slabs like this for the body of the car and then put it on top like that and sheesh this whip going to be litty and oh no Crystal you have to make it go up like that so there’s room on the bottom oh I see now

Yeah it’s looking very swag then over here this is going to be the front of the car so let’s throw it down and make it go around like this so the front of the car could be super lit we could make it go super duper low like that and oh

No Crystal can you tell that this is a car oh yeah it looks like a race car are you serious oh yeah it does it does it does and wait wait we can make like a really really big wing on the back of the car over here so let me put it like

This at oh gosh Crystal we’re going to have to break some of the house for this to F hey bab now I’m sorry we have to do it our kid must have the coolest bed around to down you heard lukee your kid don’t have the coolest bed nope my kid

Doesn’t even have a bed what all right seriously Luke um you have to start being a better parent and is that slime block parkour yep into a hot tub oh yeah Crystal I don’t think Luke is understanding the assignments Luke your kid has to live yeah he has to live

That’s like the whole point of kids dude I want my kid to be awesome oh my no but let me put the wing of the car back over here and we have to EXP in the house by like two blocks so let’s do some Renovations baby let’s go two blocks

Back turn it around like that and then Bo fill it all up please hold up hold up you just said baby like two sentences ago why I did not say baby Crystal did I say baby yes you totally said it what oh my gosh well no one heard no one heard

Holes I’m literally recording you right now in 4k oh my dude stop being weird oh my goodness gracious Crystal let’s just build everyone in this town is actually crazy who knew being an adult is so hard yes it’s like impossible I’d rather just be a kid forever oh yeah so let’s go

Over here fill it all up like that y bab this done wa amazing and oh no our race car is looking lit and wait wait we need some lights I don’t want our boy driving with no lights in she that John is John I could pick up any girl in this what

Did you just say bab no have a fight about this what no no I meant like I can pick you up what are you doing I’m beating an adult oh that is how adults we talking BL hold up I hear adults arguing I need

To join what no Luke oh no he’s going to break the windows a are you serious Luke you broke our Windows sorry about that MMS I’ll just be heading out put up that he broke more glass to head out dude are you serious right now Luka wait I left something

What what is he doing what why are you serious Crystal don’t laugh at that that is not funny why do I hear Roxy oh my gosh Roxy that was not funny it’s not funny it’s double hilarious double hilarious oh no B check it out our bed is good for our

Little boy but what do little boys have in their bedrooms and oh I know they have a desk to do their homework my brain already hurts yeah me too my brain is rotting or wait he could also draw and drawing is fun oh yeah that is true

So let’s give our boy a little desk over here like this and he’s going to make us the coolest artworks ever and even if it’s bad we have to pretend like it’s good cuz you know he’s our kid yeah he’s going to be a creative one I know right

And hold up we can give him an awesome TV in his living room I wish I had one of those growing up yes me too so let’s throw it down like that and then please Kung Fu hes please please please and let’s gow oh yeah

Oh why are you acting like that are you serious right now but wa wa this could be like a TV screen and we could also give him a keyboard and mouse so we could use it as a computer to do his homeworks and stuff but babe that means

He’s going to cheat with the internet oh no but since we are old parents we don’t know anything about the internet so let’s just pretend like we don’t know so here’s a keyboard so he can type on this and Boop a mouse oh what’s this yeah

Computer don’t know what it is son if you’re going to cheat just cheat and just don’t let us see then now let’s grab a share and Y put it right over here and this is literally the setup you can be like blah blah blah and then blah

Blah blah blah blah awesome sauce and wait wait we need to grab him some paper so he can be creative oh yes that’s what a good parent does you have to give your kid all the tools for Success so let’s grab my chest and boom put a bajillion

Papers in here awesome sauce this is super lit but H what could spice up his room I feel like it’s very very Bland and empty that’s what I’m saying Crystal when I was oh but a little boy I wanted a dog and I need to

Give that to my kid let’s give our son a pet doggy yes great idea I know right so let’s grab a spawn egg and this shall be the birth of a dog oh my gosh that boy is ultra cute hey um where where does he go Crystal hold the dog hold the dog

Hold hold the dog I need to grab him a leash and to get a leash we need to tame him so what bow bone bone bone bone bone in let’s go and oh no that boy has a red leash B make it blue of course yayi and

Oh my gosh that boy is ultra cute and I’m going to put him right over here on his bed adorbs yes oh my gosh baby m is going to love this but Crystal we have a major problem we have a dog and his name is Fluffy but goop he doesn’t have a dog

House where is he going to live what I’m saying and oh my gosh this is literally going to give us the best parent award ever we’re going to make the dog house inside baby hs’s room OMG Baby s is going to love us that’s what I’m saying

Okay okay let’s make an awesome dog house so let’s set it like this on all sides Y and let’s make sure it’s spacious yes we don’t want our dog getting cramped that’s what I’m saying so let’s go all the way around just like that and then we need a roof for our

Little boy and oh my gosh this dog house is looking Saucy but we need a little gate for him to open and close yes it’s a great idea thank you and oh my gosh yay but inside he needs a place so he can eat and drink

So let’s put a water bucket like that and hey it’s leaking it’s leaking wait wait we got to put a sign over here and a sign over here so Boop now he can just go and sip on his water then over here we can give him a food dispenser n back

000 so let’s grab a dispenser get a pressure plate and inside the pressure plate I’m going to give that boy the juiciest raw beef ever yes he’s going to eat all day I know right Y and Boop whenever he steps on it he gets infinite

Raw beef baby this is L and wait a minute Crystal you wrote a sign and it says fluffy and you also made it in light blue yes and I made it super glowy oo awesome sauce and O Crystal I have a question where do dogs normally live in

The backyard babes why wow look at this oh no we’re the lamest parents ever our son is not going to like us if we don’t have an awesome backyard babes oh no go Luke is going to be a better parent than us oh no wait I’m like breaking the

Wrong things oh gosh wait is it over here okay okay wait um sorry cabinets you got to go cuz this is going to be the entrance to our backyard and hold up check this out Crystal I’m going to make the floor oh gosh okay we can’t use

Gravel B are you trying to kill us no no no okay okay here here we’re going to use Cobblestone oh yeah and guess where it’s going to lead uh where it’s going to lead to our giant awesome pool baby let’s grab some water and we have to

Make this the most giant lyest pool ever yes babe this is where all the parties are going to be at I know right and wait wait Crystal can you make an outlining of quartz blocks please yes I got you thank you very much so let’s go all

Around over here and set with water wait wait first I’m just going to break it so it’s a lot easier then go on this side and break it then go all the way on this side and break it as well awesome job babes thank you and then boom boom boom

Boom set it up the water and hold up I could use a magic wand to make it way quicker so let me put the first position here like that fly over here and set the second position then let’s set it all with some water and crystal how’s the

Quartz going it’s going pretty well I almost got one wall done what oh oh my gosh Crystal hurry up oh no the water is going everywhere right now don’t worry I got you let me go down over here and let’s set some quartz blocks then we

Could go on this side fly all the way over here and Y oh I have to make it go down whoopsies yep thank you and Y let’s set it like that now do that side Crystal and oh nice now I’ll do the floor thanks no problemo let’s set it

Just like this and we have real swimming pool oh my gosh this is lit our baby’s going to love it I know right we’re literally going to be the coolest parents ever but I know what this place is missing it’s missing a awesome garden and Roxy what are you doing I’m looking

How you built the pool what hey are you trying to copy us to be the second coolest parents no mine is the best cuz mine has an actual Garden wait what hey get out get out get out we have to make our garden right now Crystal we need to

Make it very very pretty so let’s grab a ton of podle and and Y I’m going to put the blocks over here for the farm and Crystal you could do the planting o all right I’m thank you very much so let me put down the podz where there’s going to

Be planted o I’m going to do a cool design check this out Crystal I’m going to make it in a giant o design oh that looks awesome I know right and up I see what you did there you said oh that looks awesome like you said oh because

It’s an oh is that why you said oh no I just said that just cuz oh my are you serious okay fine B that’s lit we have’t on that side now let’s do the same over here let’s set the O down just like this and Y bab look at the flowers oh you’re

Doing a cool pattern you’re doing it a pot and then a normal then a pot then a normal then a pot then a normal nice can I help you out yes please this takes so much time all right I got you what what what’s up stop it you’re

Making it look ugly hey oh my gosh fine you can design that side I’ll design this side and I’m going to make it lit please make you look neat don’t worry I will let me just what what’s up don’t get your ugly flowers on my side what the hey they’re

Not they’re literally the exact same flowers actually it’s not even ugly no but you’re making them messy so they don’t look nice oh my gosh fine Crystal I’ll use Pots if that makes you feel better and you have to organize them oh my gosh and wait I need to do it before

Crystal cuz I’m that guy pal I’m that guy Luke I’m going against my wife sheesh y’all already competing yes sir ski that’s how good relationships are made and Y Crystal you’re getting smoked right now I I just want you to know that yes but you’re not putting the flowers

In oh yeah oh yeah I’m going super duper ultra sonic mode right now oh that’s a better way to do it hey don’t copy me now that you see that you taking this ELO oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I am done and cryst you

Didn’t even finish barely oh yeah and look at this we can walk through it this is so pretty and H you know what we’re missing in the front yard an awesome fountain that you don’t have what the day Roxy chill we’re making our Fountain right now oh my gosh roxxy’s literally

Bugging he thinks we’re not going to have a awesome fountain just watch and learn this going to be super duper lit so let’s put two over here then B BL BL then boop boop now we have to go in the middle like this build up all the way on

Top like that then we could grab a water bucket and Crystal are you ready for this yes show me oh water shall rain oh my gosh that looks so good but let’s add some depth to the Water by putting some slabs all around she OMG they look so

Nice thank you and wait wait I have a better idea I’m going to add depth up over here right then I’m going to add a second layer of depth ooh awesome thank you very much and the double depth is looking good at Crystal what’s two plus

One I don’t know what is it oh thank you I appreciate that I’m going to add a third layer of depth even better idea thank you I appreciate it and oh no Crystal we have a flood I don’t think the third layer of death was a good idea

No no no no it’s a good idea I’ll tell you how all we have to do is just expand on the outside like that baby uh okay sir yes sir this is working so well so let’s go all around like this and let me

1 2 3 and it catches it and then look Crystal what we can do is we can break over here break here break here break break oh my gosh that looks so good awesome job babes thank you and let me break that now let’s go over here then

Do the same uh this side expand it then one 2 and three and oh my gosh few F just barely caught it now let’s expand here Luke are you peeping this Fountain hold up Ms I’m going to go pee in it what Luke if you pee in this Fountain

There’s going to be very very bad consequences well what if I throw up in it oh my Luke moment bro Luke you should chill out bro this is my yard yep my bad I’ll stay on my side boy and oh my gosh this Fountain is looking super duper

Litty sauce I love it so much and Crystal I think we’re ready for our boy all we should do is just put like a little path to the front of the house right yes we want to make him feel welcome yes sir ski so let’s go over

Here and let’s set the path oh yes so we can have parties with the neighbors and Roxy are you literally copying myidea as I’m doing it yeah also I’m making it out of the same exact block oh my gosh but hold up I have a good idea we can make

Our pths connect to all of our houses so we can hang out sometimes oh yeah great idea and let me connect it to Luke’s over here Luke I’m connecting us she our kids can be friends yes Cersei but my kid is going to be way more swag than

Yours he’s a lot better no that’s not even possible dude that is super possible but wh pow oh my gosh the O’s house is done baby and wait a minute um who put a uni brow for the ibrows oh my gosh Roxy was that you dude really I’m

Making it look like glasses oh actually I kind of like that but our house is now complete Luke is yours done you know it is oh okay okay it’s now time for baby Luke um um how are you going to get him what what is that sound in oh no B

Come here what the hi ly Jor are you in diapers and shoes and like a t what the luk where’s the back of your son’s T-shirt oh gosh we forgot that part oh my goodness gracious B conratulations Alexa L you got what is he doing he’s saying

Papa oh hi ly junr I’m your uncle Blue Boy grer uh why did you just throw a fish on me and say ew I’m your uncle oh Uncle om ah hi um Luke did you show your baby boy his house yet no let’s show it to

Him come this way luky Junior oh my gosh this seems a little bit dangerous go up oh no what are you about to do Luka what the oh my gosh are you okay oh my gosh I should just carry him M press the button for me what the what is happening all

Right yeah Y and what luk you failed you didn’t see anything dude this is so dangerous so scary oh my gosh what are you saying yo luky junor use words butt face I said so scary what oh my gosh but wa Luke what is this over here this is where my son’s

Going to become a man what okay is this the entrance to your house and why don’t we just like walk inside sh what what is he doing oh Luke what is he doing he’s getting ready for War what wait a minute war with what uh why do

You have a whole weapons Arsenal here o o I love this hey oh no Luke why is he equipping his weapons it’s cuz he’s getting ready for battle OHS don’t you get it what battle with who let me put you in survival real quick wait what why am I in survival and

Um hi luky Junior what’s up let’s go do this ah what does he mean let’s go do this and what the what’s up uh Luke I don’t even want to ask why is there a mutant wither and a mutant blaze over here what’s up day are you serious right

Now oops you got to get in there and help my son what are you crazy oh my gosh oh my gosh I need get a weapon I need to get a weapon okay let me get that let me get a golden apple yo luky Junior you okay Luke you’re a bad dad no

He’s going crazy look wait what are you serious right now hold up wait I can’t even enter Luke you made this so complicated I’m going hit the gritty on this kid what the gritty oh my gosh kids have such a weird way with he just died oh my gosh kill the

Wither kill the Wither yo Luke this is crazy how are you guys holding up not good at all oh my gosh your son just died oh and you did too oh my goodness wait I respawn and I’m not going back in there Alexa are you okay with this yes

Boys will just be boys what do you mean oh my L there’s a muted Wither Skeleton behind you don’t kill him oh he just died yes wait for DN thing ly junor grying on the Wither skeleton’s body I taught you so good that’s awesome right fo creep walk

With homy ly junor you’re not too bad you’re not too bad pal and um Luke how do we go upstairs again awesome parkour oh I get it we flick this at Luke you literally made made parkour for your kid are you crazy and oh no ly Junior don’t come here

D oh my gosh all right jump I’ll grab you I’ll grab you okay thank you mg okay n you’re just not that guy wait I have an idea let me grab you from here and then Crystal launch me up please 5 4 3 2

1 blast oh I made it at um luy junor how are you supposed to do this oh there’s a swiftness potion up here wa swiftness potion at ly Junior I barely understand you but I don’t think that’s going to work yeah you have to

Go look at Jor oh my gosh wait he has a full set wow wow Luke your son died twice yeah that’s my boy oh my goodness but watch I’m going to do this for luky junor cuz I’m a ah I died before I started nope you’re not that guy oh my

Goodness gracious hold up am I actually trash dude super trash no I’m not bro watch let me do it right now let me hop on in oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah really bro wait I made it I made it you saw that right crystal yes I made it legitimately

Though nice hi bu boy hi ly Junior where did you even come from but there’s some ice parkour watch out the professional is coming through and yep I made it all right ly Junior you got oh my go save him save him save the child oh what are

You this is crazy you’re literally on his body J oh my gosh that was a I mean no that’s really bad oh my gosh he’s so silly what bro you’re bugging right now but oh my gosh Hots up I made it and it says officially a man oh so ly has to finish

All this to be a man yes sir my boy and oh L you got this oh my gosh this is embarrassing ly come on stop being oh my oh my l here let me just help you ly junor let me ah ly stop touching stuff

Yeah I made it oh nice now you just need to land in the hot tub and you’ll become a man okay okay come on let me just what up oh you made it nice job luky Junior I can’t believe from now yet why does he even Luke you need to teach

Him how to speak like real words he’s like not very smart hi hi what what you mean h Luke what do you Luke Luke Junior just died oh well what oh my gosh this is like terrible parenting Alexa do you have anything to say about this yes let’s go check out

Roxy and lilay what oh my gosh well okay okay I guess and Roxy what the what is all of this hello welcome to our base and say hello to our kid what the is his name Riley no M why can you speak words Riley why are all these babies so

Bozos really bro why do you call he he’s throwing what the dude wait a minute yo yo Riley turn around real quick face oh my gosh he literally has oh no poop in his diaper Roxy can you change diaper R me on you hey he just

Said he’s going to put Roxy stop him no you can keep going um dude it’s literally a kid raising a kid Riley stop dude he’s putting lava everywhere Roxy this is bad behavior punish him um N I don’t want to oh my god um Roxy is

Literally putting TNT here what no no no he can’t do that yeah you can’t do that Riley wait wait Riley can you show me around your home please buddy oh okay but face what oh my gosh well what’s first oh so first we have some horse

Fighting what horse fighting o I want to fight on a horse oh my gosh that looks so silly why is there a baby on a horse and yo your poop is smudging on the horsey Y what are you are you just r the horse into the tree oh my gosh oh my

Gosh well where’s my horse it’s right here buff face hey stop calling me a Roxy I’m about to kill your son I hope you know um it’s okay he’s going to beat you anyways what no way he what up he threw poison at me I’m going to beat you up oh

Really sorry I did not mean to do that it was the Lucky Sword and how did your son not die Sur oh my goodness gracious Riley you’re a bad boy for doing that b boy my gosh Riley you’re coming with me Roxy you have to discipline your son and

Wait I’m going upstairs and wa this place is lit you have so much awesome TV shows yeah this is my favorite show kung fuy poopy oh he knows about Kung Fu Ms Roxy did you show him yes sir I showed him and W this place is lit this is my

Bedroom wo your bedroom is so cool I can see your bed is here and you also have an awesome roof and is this a kitchen Yep this is where I bake him his cake oh awesome saus yo Riley stop jumping everywhere yo can someone disappoint his

Fly the sh a you’re a cute one Lily you’re too nice to be raising a kid I think you have to oop give him timeouts what no no no no no what do you mean oh my gosh but why is there netherite armor here and oh no a Lucky Sword Riley don’t

Touch that I going to battle you OB poo you’re going to what did he just say he’s going to battle me yeah and I’m going to D try you oh my gosh Roxy I think he takes a lot from you why don’t you just battle him oh my gosh all right

Fine I’ll battle him but I don’t want to hurt a kid I know you’re not as strong as me little brown no I’m going to destroy you oh my goodness let me throw on my armor and you f to get smoked boy I’m going in game mode survival yo I’m

Going to smoke you hey wait did you even go in survival yo are you in survival let me check and yo he’s not in survival I it’s going to be a smoke show what up D he’s not in survival Lily he’s not he’s not in survival mode good boy what

Do you mean oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m die but I’m not even hitting him you cannot swing at my son don’t even try Lily he’s literally killing me right now he boy wait wait wait but stop it stop it Riley please wait Riley a com are you

Serious right now and what the oh my gosh Riley did you just Blick me why that was totally a smoke shower oh my goodness but wa is this the water slide you made Roxy yeah and Riley’s about to go down it hey Riley wait careful oh my go I’m in a b with

Riley Riley chill oh my gosh this is not good this so much fun oh my goodness I’m going to fight on you what do not fart on me I hear you Riley Riley Riley oh my goodness gracious what the what just happened did you just kill me

Riley yeah that was so funny oh my gosh um I don’t mean to be rude but can you put Riley back in the chest yeah I got you Riley get in there what up they just summoned TNT oh my gosh put him in there put why what are you doing that is not

Me that’s right oh my gosh Roxy you brought the chest out that was not me oh my goodness oh my goodness wait wait I need to grab Luke’s chest Riley needs to go back inside yo Roxy shove Riley inside did you get him yes sir he’s in

The chest and oh my gosh you should probably burn that chest and guys it is now time for my baby hello but face Daddy what oh my gosh my son is here who spawned him in that was me oh my goodness gracious um baby El just be

Chill I think we could win this if you’re just chill everyone’s going to think we’re the best parents I’m going to dwell myself in the fountain what baby no oh my no hey hey hey hey hey baby Ms chill out chill outs what is your son doing dude yo baby hes baby hes

Try and be a little bit respectful daddy your face looks like a bot what true are you serious right now my face does not look like a butt baby ohy is so accurate what but babyy welcome to your home do you like the windows yeah

Let me go inside the house what baby OHS the door is right here come back out Mister right now sorry Daddy I’m coming outside right now what oh my gosh inside now high five baby hes that was awesome no that was not awesome oh green boy is

Very cool dad be like green boy I’m going back inside Daddy what oh my dude Luke he’s literally just like you for real for real baby omy you real smart oh my gosh but over here we have food for everyone baby omy which one would you want I want

Everything what the oh my what is he doing yo oh my gosh L’s breaking everything hey he got poop on my grass yo wait what poop wait babyy let me see her oh no Crystal are you giggling about this ah baby I’m you’re so cute what that is

Not oh my gosh but babyy check it out over here we have protected fences for you so you really bro yay I love destroying things oh my gosh well at least sit and enjoy the cake Auntie Lily made you I’m going to destroy the cake W

That baby oh my did you just break the TV yeah Dad it’s fake anyways everyone knows that that’s just a movie are you serious Kung Fu Ms was not a movie it was a real thing that happened to me in a different life oh my go come over here babyy upstairs to the

Play area e I’m going to blow this area up wait what hey baby HS you better not this is going to be fun watch this Dad what chill baby hes oh my gosh baby HS you don’t want to do this I just did that I’mma freck the WEA oh man luk I’m help

You oh my goodness he just destroyed the playroom yay playroom is so much fun oh oh my goodness babyy come upstairs with me we still have your car area what doggy just DWI dad that was your fault are you serious Luke was that my fault yep totally oh my gosh but

Check it out babyy you have fun cars Daddy this is the only fun part of the house what hey well guess what if you like cars you’re going to love upstairs check this oh my gosh he destroyed the floor yes babe stop I’m trying to fix it yeah yeah fix it before

He comes I don’t want to be up quickly quickly quickly go go go go go go go okay okay okay oh F it’s all fixed it’s all fixed it’s all fixed daddy how do I get upstairs oh no it’s right over here baby homy just climb up the ladders you

Destroyed I’m going to just break in hi guys oh hi SS check it out you have a race car bed fell good I got the sweep in here and what’s that house over there oh this is um Fluffy’s house who’s fluffy the dog you killed baby OHS oh I

Better blow up his house now to match him what no Crystal tell him not to good job what oh my gosh Luke uh he’s about to blow everything up dude he’s just expressing his emotions let’s do it what look that’s not how you express emotions oh my goodness gracious he just blew up

Fluffy’s house yay awesome okay Dad I’m about to jump off the side what baby Els no oh my gosh Luke we just lost my kid your kid is litty bro well I guess that that’s our family right yes sir this was awesome and that was an awesome adventure and if

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