Can You Beat Minecraft Without Breaking Any Laws?

So whenever you’re playing Minecraft you might not realize that but you are breaking literally every single law in the world but I’ve decided to change that well I mean I don’t even know if it’s even possible but I’m gonna try to beat the game without breaking any laws

So I guess we can start by getting a trillion no we can’t do that in basically every country need a license to cut down trees and I don’t think I can get a license in Minecraft so we’re gonna have to figure something out I spent many years trying to figure out

How to cut down trees in Minecraft but I can’t lie I wasn’t really getting anywhere but then I had a genius idea so basically we’re gonna have to build a house around the tree and then it will be our own private property so we can basically do what we want with it the

Problem is how we supposed to get the materials for the house well basically since foraging is legal we can just go to the Lush caves and just grab some moss and all this stuff and now we’ve got some stuff to build a house with and welcome guys to my private property

Which is now mine I guess we can cut these trees down now and there we go and now to get stone we can simply just do this dude that’s not what I was looking for anyway as I was saying we can use these creepers because hey they’re doing the

Illegal stuff not me now we could use the same method to get iron and stuff but that’s kind of slow so I’ve got a better idea but it’s kind of risky basically these guys they’re criminals bro like they’ve literally got Iron Golems held hostage in this place to me

This whole thing kinda screams a legal operation and would you look at that they’re attacking me man and since they’re attacking me and they’re also being illegal I can just do what I want to them basically okay so I’ve got to seek refuge in the house that I don’t

Die and wow I guess we could just take all this stuff I mean why not huh oh no man I’m kind of stuck yeah I’m sorry I ain’t got them someone else have to free you bro I’m out of here oh no oh no man oh no no I mean hey

There’s nothing illegal about dying anyway we can just repeat this a few times to get as much iron as we need and now according to my thorough research it’s not really illegal to make another portal in real life is it so here we go and okay we’re in the nether now and I

Can’t lie most of the things in the nether don’t really apply to human laws like after researching a lot of never stuff not much came up but there are some things that we’re gonna have to keep in mind so we can’t actually mine gold in the Nether and that’s because

Apparently the Mining rights to all Oz goes to the king of the country and I don’t think that I’m the Nether King so we’re gonna have to figure out something else and we can’t just steal gold from the Bastion because that would be trespassing and stealing so how am I

Supposed to get gold then well basically it’s kinda complicated we’re gonna have to go back to the Overworld now if you’ve ever seen these ocean ruins you might think that bro the pufferfish has died man bro I’m trying to record my segment but this guy ever tried it’s

Ruthless anyway as I was saying we can use the brush on this suspicious sand and we can get some drops out of it and if we’re lucky we can get some cool man that’s not what I was looking for foreign What the hell okay so I’ve went through literally every single suspicious sound I’ve got no gold I think we’re gonna have to think of something different so we can use wheat from the Pillager Outpost to trade of these villagers and get some emeralds and then if we level up the cleric he

Might be able to trade ender pearls we’re gonna need quite a few emeralds but luckily this guy’s got quite a good trade we’ve just gotta find some sugarcane Okay hopefully this is enough for now okay I’m not gonna lie I thought I’d get more emeralds than that I only got eight emeralds bro okay so I’ve got three Ender piles I’ve got to think of a plan of how to get more hey man how are you

Doing today hey why are these guys staring at me like that whoa whoa whoa dude dude this guy’s clearly attacking me man dude this is definitely self-defense man they’re literally gonna kill me and now we can repeat that a few times to get our pose

Okay ow ow oh my God Double Trouble over here guys I’ve got literally no food apart from a puffer fish which I am not eating so I’m gonna be kind of careful here okay well the good news that we’ve got 12 Ender poles the bad news that I’m

Gonna die of hunger oh no bro that would be really embarrassing get me out of it quick okay now I’m stocked up on food it’s time for the next part of the plan blaze rods okay so we can’t legally enter the nether fortress because that’ll be trespassing unless of course

This happens okay now I’ve been injured I’ve now got the right of self-defense to enter the Fortress I’m not sure how I’m supposed to kill these guys though this is kind of hard okay this spawner should be a bit easier to use yeah it’s a little more enclosed come on

Now we can clear some of these blocks so there’s more room for the Blazers to spawn in okay let’s go I got six Blazers what the hell okay I’m getting out of here quickly man okay we’ve now got the ender pearls and the blaze rods we shouldn’t be good okay

So I’ve Got My Eyes of Ender now but I don’t really have much armor or anything like I’m not sure what to do I think I’m gonna just focus on getting beds though there’s not really much information on whether you can share random sheep in the wild but like you can’t really be

Harming them someone just do it anyway Okay that should be enough okay now this part might take some time we’ve gotta find the stronghold And I’ve already lost an eye vendor are you kidding me hey whilst this time lapse is going on if you want to subscribe that’ll be kind of cool I’m trying to get to 400 000 Subs okay bye okay so the stronghold should be right about here however I’ve kind of put a

Bit of a problem we can’t just dig into the stronghold because then we be obstructing an ancient heritage site and I mean that’s got to be illegal so I’ve got two options so plan a is getting the coordinates of the stronghold then going to the Nether and making another portal

That goes right into the stronghold because then we’re not really breaking into it all there’s Plan B where we can find a cave entrance to the stronghold so we can just walk in without breaking any blocks I can’t lie I’d rather do plan B so I haven’t really found many

Caves apart from this massive underwater one so I guess we’re gonna try to explore this and hopefully it goes near to the stronghold which is looking pretty good over here man there are so many diamonds but I can’t break them without creepers hey let’s go here we go

That was a lot easy than I thought and now it’s time to find the Portal room and there we go let’s go dude okay the moment of truth is it a one eye ah let’s go man okay I don’t think going to the end is illegal so here we go okay so I

Don’t really have to worry about too many laws anymore it’s just time to kill the dragon I’ve only got four beds though so this might be a bit hard bro I don’t know if I should just kill the crystals fast or what should I do no

I’ve just got to go for the four bet I think oh no I don’t have any feel anything no no okay I can’t take any more damage guys wait what now I missed it bro that that perch was weird oh it could have hit me no I’ve

Literally ran out of hunger bro oh no no no come on punch punch please yes no I can’t make that wait no way oh my God it’s gonna be so close yes let’s go let’s go man oh my God I’m on literally one heart bro come on come

On and let’s go dude I can’t believe we actually got that man but there’s still one thing to do so I’m actually breaking the law right now so according to my research causing mass extinction is in fact illegal so we’re gonna have to revive the ender dragon real quick okay

Well here we go the dragon should be Reviving now and there we go I’m no longer an illegal criminal yeah I’m sorry sir but you’re under arrest bro what do you mean I did everything legal man well basically you forgot to subscribe to my channel