Wait for it…. Epic Rap Battles Of Minecraft WItch Vs The Villager! Calm down, witch, I’ll squeeze your wart Shove your broom up your ass before you start. Live in a peaceful town, you make them players drown Get rid of the frown and shut your business down. You could try to keep things safe, and stop. Droppin’ potions, and droppin’ shit on top Don’t be killing the people like animals and all You could be stacking players with emeralds. Take a shot on Herobrine, he could fulfill all your needs Get back to your stinky swamp and let us live in our peace. Don’t be so mean, and don’t be a bitch, don’t be so lean you’re not even rich. Even though we look peaceful, soft, and stiff, look out, you’ll be found dead in a ditch. I’m the wicked witch with the sickest spit which will wither your wittle white clothes to bits, bitch Take a little dose of my cauldron’s potion Incinerate you, scatter you across the ocean Leave you frozen, but I’m not a golem I’m a show biz witch, so I’ll show this nomad That he’s just a spawn of golden apple jacks and a splash from the ass Lemme cast a spell on you, Drop you through my test tube Take the tubes out of this douche so to make sure this faggot can’t reproduce I’ll testificate this testicle sucker, waste of a dataspace straight out the .jar now turn the volume down, As I place a curse on this villager’s town Don’t you dare try to take me down, you’re about to be eaten. By this magnificent mob, who’s ’bout to pillage your kitchen, and take all of your potions, cauldrons and mushrooms out of your window. I’m the Zombie villager, I’ll take your wand and make the wind blow. If you had a wand, now do you witch? You’re a hocus pocus sack of shit. You’re identical to a villager, I’m the zombie villager village pillager. I’ll go back in time, to superstition. Where people still had a vision. They’ll burn you alive, stab you with a knife. Take a good dive, before I arrive! I can’t wait for you to spit your next verse through your rotten teeth. Perhaps you could take a shower, perhaps you could wash your feet You’re not a woman, you’re a transgender troll living in a house in the swamp. I’m going to finish this crappy rap by killing you and eating you for lunch! Come out of the dark, remove your armor and fight I’ll exterminate you babies and I won’t need sunlight You broccoli headed – undead settlers better stop all the moaning just cause you can’t get a girl into bed I don’t need a weapon to threaten you and your bretheren I’ll hocus pocus chocke a bitch until you’re left beheaded And then I’ll bring you back to life, then I’ll kill you again Burn you to a skeleton and then I’ll burn you again You rotten flesh, don’t forget that I can resist anything you come at this – with – bitch – i’m the witch Network ID 66 – but you already know my proboscis is in motion – you’re going to slow Video Information
This video, titled ‘Witch vs. Villager. Epic Rap Battles of Minecraft (Animated Rap Battle) /w MCGamingFtW’, was uploaded by CentralAnimation on 2014-02-27 17:00:01. It has garnered 26348 views and 261 likes. The duration of the video is 00:04:01 or 241 seconds.
One of my latest animations I made for MCGamingFtW, wasn’t really suposed to be uploaded at my channel, but Ivo was awesome and let me do it 😀
Cast: Matteo Adonis as the Witch: http://www.youtube.com/user/mat4yo/
Ivo Hora as the Villager & Zombie Villager: http://www.youtube.com/user/mcgamingftw/