Craftee – Minecraft but there’s Junk Food Hearts

Junk food hearts are in minecraft and i’m looking to collect all of them i’ll explore a massive amusement park filled with cool attractions and junk foods of course all while fighting back the evil vegetable mobs oh my goodness guys i’m so excited to go to amusement park this

Is my first time ever oh and uh to get more hearts it looks like hello is this where i give you my ticket cause i lost it already oh hello welcome to the park and thanks for agreeing to tour the park early and help set up oh is that what’s

Happening i did not read the brochure whoa wait a minute are you the park owner indeed hope you have a great time here take a cake as a thanks oh thanks dude earth sir park owner i didn’t really ask him well i have other matters

To intend to so i’ll be on my way oh okay well that’s weird i’ll have to get used to that i got a cake dude i can’t eat it but it does look beautiful oh this is so cool dude there’s gonna be so many attractions and what hey you uh hey

Me wanna try to beat me i’m undefeated oh yeah no not really oh okay well you teleported me all right don’t know how the science on that works if you can knock me off this bridge you win and i’ll give you a prize well well i guess

Prizes are a little okay he’s attacking me here we go no no no no uh i fell well i won i guess that was not difficult i didn’t even punch him i think he ran off the edge himself he wasn’t expecting these jukes dude and i got myself a corn

Dog heart from that so that’s nice oh my goodness i got like a giant corn dog toothpick or like whatever those things are you know when you play that game or you hit people off looks like this will be my best attack weapon for at least a while it also does an aoe

Attack cool dude all right well let’s keep moving on and see what else we can find i hope we can find some roller coasters and stuff oh hello sir is this one of those games where you have to drink a bunch of bottles can you explain how this game works step

Right up break all the bottles in 10 seconds win a prize this game is free too all right let’s do it i’ve got a bow starting so i have to shoot the bow at the glass to break it oh i’m crushing this come on do you have enough time

Ah dude i’m up for a challenge though i just gotta shoot my arrows faster the ones up top are hard man my new strategy is spamming almost almost one left one are you serious dude i’ve been here all day that’s it you’re going down yeah i got it i got it where is

That oh man i’m sorry i don’t know what came over me these amusement park games are just so hard and with you weren’t supposed to win like that and then with the game being wait a minute we won yeah i guess it didn’t specify that you couldn’t use a double-edged corndog

Sword ah that is right you did not well you did win so here’s your prize he gave me a donut dude oh it’s a heart-shaped donut is that how you feel about me okay i got myself another heart and this item here what the heck is this i live inside

A donut now oh when mobs go near the donut it traps them inside it also makes for a nice little seat thanks dude appreciate you oh cake so i walked around the park for a little bit until eventually i found a familiar face oh hey it’s the park owner

Dude whoever runs that game where you break the bottles is awesome please give him a raise hey you’ve got to help me help you eat more of that delicious cake this is no joking matter oh this is serious i thought this was like a part of the next ride or something the waters

Are infested with green guardians please will you clear them out for me wait a minute uh green guardians indeed they’re like vegetables gone bad don’t get me wrong i like veggies as much as the next guy but not ones that tried to destroy me or my park i hear you there dude i

Once had a battle with a broccoli and it only ended in tears what you can count on me sir defeat the green guardians don’t worry sir i’ve got you covered i’ve got a cooling dog and i’m not afraid to use it i don’t relish doing this oh they’re one

Hitters oh no problem i do have only two hearts oh gosh i’m at half heart no no no no no no okay they do half-hour damage each time their little eyeball lasers zap at me thankfully i can munch on the donuts if i need them oh my gosh there are so many green

Guardians dude i really like greens oh man these guys are giving salad a bad rap yeah i swim like a dolphin i sting like a hot dog we’ll clear out the veggie monsters then we’ll have to come back to actually ride this ride a secret door all right fine i won’t trespass

Looks like you’re the last green monster any last words well he’s a little shy yeah we got him mr owner first of all i’ve saved your ride secondly i would now like to ride it it’s only fair thank you so much for taking out those evil green guardians no problem my dude

Although i did accidentally pee a couple times in the water can’t help it gross anyway thanks again here take this it’s a heart i got a pepsi a door has opened somewhere in the water park ooh do we get to know what’s inside the mystery door i got a pepsi water bottle what

Does this do oh i can drink it that’s nice wait did i just burp do i burp and attack oh my gosh yes i shall sip on this and oh my gosh my burp launches me in the air oh goodness gracious does it break blocks dude i can’t

Mystery door oh mystery door it is open my friend there’s nothing in here is this block burpable yeah excuse me ow i don’t know what you are but you’re pretty gross little guys come here you gross little green goblets i’ve picked boogers bigger than you i love that i’m smacking these guys

Straight up with a hot dog on a stick i’ll burp at you that is awesome what mr pringle what’s going on down here hi buddy i like your mustache can we all admit that the pringles is the coolest packaging of any chip ever oh it looks like i got to do

Parkour over there this is quite a precarious situation you got going on here okay if i time this just right i might be able to use my burp to get across i don’t know if that worked or not but at least i’m here hello mr pringle oh i didn’t expect to have any

Visitors but yes i needed you to come here so i could tell you something wait what well since you’re here i take it you’ve seen a bit of the park right oh yeah the park is awesome i’ve tried out some of the games i’ve been helping set

Up here and there well isn’t that lovely i think there’s something sinister going on here whoa that was a transition i’m not sure exactly what but keep your god up and your eyes peeled what do you mean something’s going on here take this it should help find out what’s going on

Around here i still have no clue what’s going on but we did get a pringles heart nice mustache dude thank you i grew it myself oh dude if i’m about to get a pringles mustache i’m gonna be a happy camper no it’s a pringles can arm oh i

See pringles cannon i see what you did there the pun was unintentional but thank you what does this guy do it shoots out oh pringles okay that’s pretty sweet taste my pringles yeah oh yeah that does some damage not a lot oh gosh okay all right well how do i get

Out of here dude there’s a lever good sir dude this guy is so weird i love him so much okay he said there’s a lever is that the lever no uh uh i don’t i don’t know oh there’s a lever pringle go that’s so cool i got a pringles can that

Can activate levers well thank you mr pringle have a good day my dude he said something about i mean obviously there’s something weird going on with the park there’s green monsters and all that i figured that was pretty common honestly most of the parks i’ve been to have red

Monsters at them but usually those are just grumpy sunburned people but there might be something much more sinister than just random green vegetable monsters we gotta get to the bottom of this oh this place is looking cool miners dry uh technically true i think

16 year olds can drive do i get to ride a ride come on now hello uh i don’t see any mine carts around here guys i’m looking for a minecart no nothing in here hello gosh you guys hear that i think it’s more of those green goobers

There’s a lever i can use my pringles can yeah yeah the doors are open you guys are messing with my ride okay there’s another lever here oh gosh there’s a lot of them back up you gross old boogers haste the power of my ah there’s so many of them dude there’s a

Chest what’s in you chest hey the mountain dew heart oh i get it i had to climb a mountain for it and look at that we can actually ride the ride but first mountain dew oh this guy’s pretty nice i got a can of good old mitten dude gain

Speed by taking energy from nearby mobs slowing them i can’t use it just yet but this might come in handy later although right now i want to ride this ride i’m so excited dude i am unnecessarily excited let’s go oh come on now there we go

This is awesome oh my goodness it’s a little spooky too whoa i am prone to vomiting all right i was hoping for a loop-de-loop or something but that’s pretty sweet guys i figured out you can also just drink the mountain dew to gain speed so that’s been nice i got jump boost too

This looks kind of like a concessions area we got some voyages we got some hot dogs oh hello it’s the park owner how you doing dude hey there i’m fancy meeting you again you enjoying the park so far oh yeah i’ve been trying to tell

You that i i know you’re a guest and all but would you mind helping me out again uh yeah okay no problem my shifts are too slow and we could use someone with a lot of energy to speed things along no problem i’m on it help the kitchen it

Says whoa what’s up you guys starting oh my gosh what are we starting i i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing go work faster you guys come on now yeah they’re they’re quite slow what are you looking at right here are you watching

It cook try again i’m not even sure what i’m supposed to be doing oh i do see something over here we’ve got a chocolate cookie when combined with cream it becomes oreos okay that’s helpful assemble oreo oh i see i need some cream i see something up here is

That cream that’s green gosh i can do this fast okay hold on run and grab you and then i run and grab you is that gonna be enough to make the oreo oh i got it i got the oreo uh now what guys what am i supposed to do with

This ah shoot dude this is hard go go go go go go go and then now what make something with this there’s a furnace here i can smelt the oreo oh okay i got it i got it we can make fried oreos let’s go run run run run run grab the

Chocolate gotta go so fast this reminds me like overcooked if you guys have ever played that game grab it grab it grab it yes yes yes cook the oreo last furnace no no i need to put it in here is that gonna be fast enough come on come on

Fried oreo yeah dude this looks so delicious in record time too get inspired by my speed okay and you might need a couple more cups of coffee or something yo dude i got it check it out oh you’ve done it once again this treat will surely be a smashing success how

Could i possibly reward you you should let me tell you what i think of the park i think it is yeah take this he gave me a fried oreo heart oh cool you were in spot dude straight up he always leaves before i can tell him how much i enjoy

The part i’ve never seen someone so afraid of compliments well we did get ourselves the fried oreo heart yeah what the heck why is it sizzling is it gonna exp oh it explodes okay i don’t recommend anyone eating my oreo apparently maybe speed is not the best

To make food when your food accidentally you know explodes oh i see it lures nearby mobs to it and then explode that’ll be super helpful actually against those booger monsters especially let’s explore around a little more and see what else we can find whoa guys check it out i think i’ve actually

Found the oreo factory what’s up boy looks like we got a conveyor belt oh i probably shouldn’t be standing on this huh i don’t know where my toes have been my bad oh this must be the manager i’m sorry sir i stepped on an oreo over

There oh i didn’t realize we’re having a tour today well feel free to explore but don’t go in the back room or disturb the workers why do i have a sudden urge to explore the back room what was that oh nothing nothing new objective explore the back room

Don’t find me oh wow yes this is all very cool don’t worry i’m not disturbing you uh staring at this machine does anybody do any work around here this guy’s keeping a close eye on me wow look at how cool these boxes are i’m hiding behind these boxes over here he’s not

Looking i’m just Oh this is a pretty normal looking room what the heck is that oh my goodness wait wait wait wait wait wait oh gross dude those are the booger silverfish that’s what they do to make the oreos uh not cool man abort salad edition yeah i don’t hear any alarms or anything what

The heck’s going on back there dude hey i told you not to go back there i suppose the secrets out explain yourself i’m not supposed to say this but oreos have always had silverfish in them it’s the owner he mutates the silverfish to make them just edible enough excuse me

What he mutates other mobs into veggie monsters too to fight for him so he can take over the world with junk food but you didn’t hear that from me i actually like salad new objective confront the park owner oh he’s gonna have a piece of my mind come here dude what’s up with

This goal of making people hate veggies or something and most importantly why you messing with oreos no one messes with oreos oh hello again can i help you maybe you could give me a piece of your mind oh that’s exactly what i’ll do i’ll give you a piece of my mind that has

Seen some things i saw the silverfish in the oreos man and i know all about your evil plan this is supposed to be a fun park full of sweet treats and bellyaches also don’t mess with oreos they are perfect as they are you aren’t supposed to know about that will you know too

Much and i’m smart and like all smart people i always have an anvil prepared what oh dagnabbit why isn’t this working oh what what is going on maybe we’re missing something whoa how did i get here oh no our research is attracting the silverfish outsider can you defend

Them they’re working on something to defeat them silver fish just buy them some time uh-oh starting already there’s the silverfish one silver fish that’s not so bad don’t worry boys i gotcha take this wrap them in the donut oh perfect gosh there’s so many of them i

Gotta use everything in my arsenal oh they figured something out careful boys what are you guys building they’re coming in they’re coming in no no no no no no no the donuts should be able to stop them oh i can use some of my fried oreos as well

I figured out what we’re missing we need something explosive to act as the catalyst throw anything explosive in the green vac a fried oreo should be explosive enough mr pringle i told you something was up with the park i know i know but help me fix this and do as i

Say throw the fried oreo in the vat then build up your power against the park owner sounds like a plan to me dude throw something in the vat okay okay okay the only thing that i have that is explosive is the fried oreos yeah they did it it’s complete nicely done now

Take out those are made in silverfish i guess that worked yes we got a milkshake card oh snap i don’t know what this does yet but i think you guys are going down oh dude whoa like an earthquake or something the last silverfish is chilling inside here hey you’re messing

With their experiment okay wow that was pretty chaotic i think what happened is they’re making something in this green vat to stop the park owner and the park owner’s trying to stop him dude are we a part of the rebellion against the junk food park owner i mean i’m down that

Sounds cool i still don’t quite know how the pringle man talked to me but hey i’m glad to have any help i can get so guys i’ve been wandering around for a while apparently this park is massive by the way and i found a giant cheeto i don’t

Know what else this would be maybe like a jelly bean or something but with that orange no way dude that is a cheeto oh gosh well this guy’s milkshake attack this milkshake power is nice we might be dealing with dealing with some mobs looks like this is not a

Naturally generated cheeto yeah i don’t really know what the purpose of this exhibit would be it might be like an old abandoned roller coaster or something get back you foul green boy chester cheetah why is there a boss bar on the top of my screen dude no chester

He just shot fire at me no no no no no no gosh chester you’re a part of this too dude oh man the park owner in chester are in the works together taste my burps cheetah that got him on the ground he’s on the run there he is okay

If i can trap him in my donut come on only a couple more hits we got him dude it wasn’t easy being cheesy tell me about it whoa we got a cheeto heart dude nice we got ourselves a bag of cheetos it shoots out

A bag of cheeto dust all right oh and it turns items into cheeto too well that’s useful to know how do i get out of here my hands are full of cheeto dust ah fresh air oh my body feels so weird you know how whenever you have cheeto dust

On your fingers and you try to touch something and it like gets everywhere my entire body feels like that right now ooh that looks a little weird that’s not a normal block hold on there might be something up there there is indeed something up here looks like it’s

Another roller coaster of some kind it is way up in the mountains either this is something they’re working on or is long time abandoned ooh it comes with a movie somebody kick somebody well i mean might as well see where this roller coaster takes us all right let’s go oh

Gosh what the heck is that hey don’t shoot at me dude i’ll shoot pringles right back at you yeah oh gosh i got scared there oh the drop’s coming what happens if i use my mountain dew do i go faster oh man this is oh gosh what the heck

It’s a bunch of lava up here that might have been why they abandoned this place okay well there’s some buttons up here does that do anything there is an area over there i see some photos is this a photo booth how do i get across there uh

I can burp across maybe oh i have an idea can i turn the lav into cheetos yeah i can there we go i just got cheeto dust all over the lava and apparently that works don’t forget your commemorative photo looks like we got a new heart too we got

The ice cream heart oh my goodness now this is a massive piece of ice cream i don’t know about you guys but they always make ice cream way too big you know what i mean when i’m in the mood for ice cream i don’t want to eat six

Pounds of ice cream yeah what did i just do did i shoot out ice cream oh it says shoots a projectile that turns nearby blocks into soft-serve whoa look at that it doesn’t turn lava into the blocks though i already have an item that turns the blocks into stuff but i don’t know

Maybe this will come in handy later all right let’s get back all right might have to walk back oh wait a minute can we leave through this back area here what the heck we were teleported to the pizza factory all right dude this is just getting weirder

And weirder what’s up man hey you gotta help us man we got an order for a giant meat lover’s pizza but we got no meat for the toppings oh that stinks who orders a pizza that big though are they feeding an army it’s for the park owner

Oh yeah he might actually be feeding an army to make things worse mobs are spawning on top of the rafters can you help me find some meat and deal with these mobs get some toppings i guess i can get like lamb chops and stuff okay let’s see what we’re working with here

Oh my goodness this pizza is massive dude oh my goodness dude what the heck is going on here there’s mobs on top of the rafters oh he wasn’t kidding these are these are actual mobs no i’m gonna die mom do mountain dew go go go go i’m not sure what i’m supposed

To be doing here but it seems that when the mobs fall to the ground our pizza topping progress goes up come on down here boys yeah come and get me oh no are the mobs becoming the meat on top of the pizza oh dude that’s so gross i might be

Able to burp him down oh that works great ice cream oh now he’s got a nice ice cream topping as well you’re welcome oh the ice cream makes them fall oh that’s great there we go and now we’ve got a pretty uh disgusting pizza but he

Asked for meat lovers i hope he likes rotten flesh well not exactly what i expected from you but i’ve eaten worse pizzas i’m not sure if we’re violating any regulations but i’m sure it’s fine thanks dude here take this yeah pizza heart we get to pizza pie when the moon

Hits the sky and i can shoot pizza look at that guy that guy’s frisbee and all the way to mars ooh the pizza homes in on mobs and makes them pizza mobs not sure exactly what a pizza mob looks like but i am destined to find out pizza

Chicken oh i killed them pizza pig yeah looks good dude oh he follows me now oh you like it oh sweet do you guys turn into pizza villagers they do what the heck that my friends is a massive kitkat bar now mr pringle told us we have to

Get more power i have a lot of items that will be helpful but i’m hoping this giant kit kat is the icing on the cake the last thing we need to take on the park owner for ourselves straight up that anvil could have knocked me out i

Might just be dreaming all of this i don’t know ooh there’s armor here you don’t mind if i take this do you looking good now dude my champion who’s there you have taken my armor and now you must defend me wait is that the kitkat speaking what is going on dude

This park is insane i sense the enemy nearby get ready oh gosh my cannons are warmed up allow me to assist you mighty champion there’s cannons dude it’s shooting out explosives oh my gosh are those cats what is happening don’t worry guys i’m as confused as you are but

Regardless it’s battle time mountain dew a milkshake attack hit him with the good old cheetos there we go there we go that’s working toss a couple of fried oreos what is going on pizza attack that’s it oh we’re crushing this we did it well done my mighty champion you have

Proven yourself worthy of my heart i don’t even know what i’ve proved use it well he gave me a heart i guess that makes sense it’d be weird if he gave me like a nerd’s rope heart or something is this it i just got a piece of chocolate

Wipes away half of all mobs in the area and takes up half of my health wow okay yeah that’s powerful dude i think that’s what mr pringle was talking about when he said power mr pringle is that what you were talking about it would have been cool if you warned me about you

Know a sentient talking kitkat bar with exploding kittens oh i get it kitkat let’s find this park owner perp transition well good news i found the park owner bad news he came with an army i’m not sure how you survived my anvil but no matter i knew you’d return so i

Gathered my army you boys are friendly right oh i got to defeat him he brought a serious army burp attack yeah should we try the kitkat oh that did a lot i snapped the kit kat and half of everybody goes away oh man but i lose a

Lot of hearts really fast corn dog attack you think you can stop me park owner you have two friends and now you have uh just one yeah come on last guy yeah that wasn’t so bad now it’s just you and me park owner um i i didn’t

Actually expect you to beat them and i didn’t expect you to try to take over the world oh every time with these guys taking over the world i just wanted to have a fun time at the park man uh i think we can talk this out we can talk

About one thing do you remember what you said to me before uh i i can’t remember well i’ll say this over the course of this journey i lost a couple of brain cells i’ll be honest but i think i’ve become smarter and like all smart people i always have an anvil prepared [Applause]

We got him and we got ourselves a cake heart oh that’s cool oh my gosh it transforms the blocks around me into cake oh my word we’ve done it dude we’ve taken out the bad guy and these sweet powers are just icing on the cake thanks for watching subscribe