Creating Minecraft’s Most Advanced Military

I’ve just started a war with the most powerful group on this SMP led by a player named Murphy and after they killed my closest friend I’m going to create Minecraft’s most advanced military from the ground up to take them out for good this wasn’t gonna be easy though because on this particular server

A deadly asteroid is going to hit Earth in approximately 15 days meaning it’s full of Anarchy and if you die there is no respawning knowing this I needed to do a recon mission to prepare for what we’re going up again so I traveled for my bunker in Russia to their base in

Africa snuck into a tree nearby and surprise surprise Murphy was out there hustling okay we got a perfect spot and we can look through the foliage this is what is that the legion join us or die later led by murphin Communists to prove he was hanging up communist propaganda

For people to join the legion like come on there was no way anybody was buying this who is that okay that guy haven’t even seen before Oh my gosh that’s another guy who is that who is this that people were literally appearing out of thin air to

Join this man’s Army well two could play that game currently my team is a lot smaller than murfins which means to avoid being outnumbered I needed to recruit a lot more players so me and my only trusted friends in this chaotic World spay and Mindless met back on her

Doomsday bunker to talk business and after the most intense 15-minute scheme session ever we created this the Grinders join us for a better tomorrow Elon Musk approved and after traveling to post them up across what was left of the world after a super volcano erupted a few days ago it worked perfectly

Dozens of new recruits joined known that together with us we can survive the asteroid and take down the legion the only people who didn’t join were either with murphin already or we’re in the Gus civilization which is a growing Cults living in the UK whose leader pixel plus

Preaches some chicken Named Gus can save them from the asteroid honestly I don’t know I don’t believe it personally with our steadily increasing member counts now stationed strategically below the legion’s base the next objectives to win this war were simple build an adventure military compound consists of the deadliest TNT bomber plane several

Warships with cannons on them a battleship farms in the most complex Minecraft railgun to ever exist Olive weights will need these materials that we do not have the team and I started off small by building rafts to carry some basic Farms that could come in handy later on like this automatic honey

And cactus farm there was also fast Jazz who is hustling literally hundreds of foxes into holding swords and fighting for him during battle now with a beginner base form it was time for the good stuff starting with the battleship so basically we need a lot of sign

Concrete and stone might as well get to it yes ah it’s like 8 A.M right now boys and I’m collecting flowers in Minecraft We’re on that grind you know how it is we are looking good boys let’s go space here let’s start building and by let’s I

Mean mostly space and it’s hard to believe I’m not really the best builder no wait what are you doing what it goes back in luckily speak clutched up her freaking usual and finished off the builds which would lead our fleets Bay then got started on the other battleships which would hold our

Artillery cannons and while he did that I went to scout out what Murphy was up to now bro I hate doing this I don’t know why I keep putting my life on the line like this we gotta get up to our tree make it this time okay we’re good we’re

Good we’re good I analyzed the area and deduced that Murphy’s Army had been growing building houses defense towers and even obsidian prisons as if he was planning something uh I I think I’ve seen enough around here we’ve got our Intel but this time while trying to get

Back to the base one of Murphy’s men had found me sneaking around hey yo is that you Grox nah what are you doing here uh you know I’m just taking a stroll out here the weather’s nice isn’t it yeah uh I I think I need to tell murfin bro I’ll

Be right back hey guys guys I have a deal for you I have a deal for you all right bet I knew I could not leave an enemy witness or else the legion would figure out all of our war plans I’m sorry girls as I cautiously return to base I saw

Space beautiful fleets being complete meaning it was now time to construct the big guns that give us the best chance of winning this war remember activation and I were currently in the process of building the deadliest Cannon Minecraft has ever seen by using complex mechanisms to do hundreds of TNT and

Launching those with hundreds more we’d be able to bombard the coastline to kill anyone on it and also prevent hostiles from approaching us at that angle while this did act as a great defense mechanism we needed something to go even further and completely clobber their base so once again using all of the

Riches we’ve grinded for for the past two weeks pingu and I went ahead and built one of the craziest flying machines ever similar to the spread Cannon this bomber plane uses TNT duping methods to rain down Mass amounts of explosives in an extremely short amount

Of time but the best part about it is that it uses Limestone Pistons to literally fly and will only start bombarding once activated above their base with the compound plane and cannons our military is looking quite powerful but there’s currently a major problem this whole exposed civilization where

Targeting is the legion’s base but Murphy’s looted Hideout is actually under the secret bunker entrance unfortunately this bunker is underwater meaning any way to safely destroy it to foil their escape plans was almost impossible so me and the Grinders got to scheming mindless what’s your ideas we

Can just like rush them can’t we I said we build more ships no guys I I got the idea we’re gonna build a TNT sniper using Desmos one of our smartest members Kates had thought of a crazy plan but I knew if you wanted a win in life you had to take risks

First we would start off by building an arsenal of flying machines at Sky limit which when activated would run on a clock that would stop directly over Murphy’s bunker here it would drop over a hundred TNT mine carts on top of water to prevent them from exploding where

They’d float down perfectly into their bunker entrance thing is though we won’t be able to detonate them and anyone inside can just remove the mine carts with enough time but giving up there is what a quitter would do instead we built possibly the most advanced Minecraft weapon that’s ever been created a

Multi-directional railgun built up of several intricate Parts this machine uses just the right amount of Duke TNT and explodes at just the right time to launch two sets of explosives one being slightly above the other which will detonate at the perfect time above Murphy’s bunker which will shoot the

Bottom set straight down at a 90 degree angle this will cause the Minecart nuke to go off killing anyone inside before they even knew a hit em now with a fleet of ships defensive and offensive cannons aerial supports in dozens of troops who are willing to die by each other’s side

To win all that was left to do was make one more recon mission to get a final observation of our enemy bruh they built a giant wall I mean it’s kind of good for me because I can just sneak past and they can’t see me anymore perfect okay

That was a lot cleaner than the last time all right now what do we got today as I looked around I saw countless new enemies and even what seemed to be prisoners they were forcing to work for them I can hear them let’s go to guts

Come on let’s go bro hey wait they’re going to the Gus group no way during this entire War pixel Plus in his Gus cult have just been chilling worshiping gust of chicken in hopes of Salvation and now Merchant was on his way to do something barbarian look at their group

Bruh as I snuck into a nearby Castle I saw the legion threatening to blow up the Gus cult sacred statue and judging from the loot difference this didn’t look too good so this is your last chance to join the legion bro shut up sorry all right this is your last chance

To join the legion no we’re not gonna join you people leaving guts you all believe that we’re just gonna end and we don’t believe that we can stop this meteor if we just like put an end to our differences just stop uh-huh all right you pixel with the destruction of their statue and

Death of pixel’s most trusted follower they surrendered and were forced back as prisoners to the legion’s base while this was all kind of funny to me at the time I soon realized Murphy could force all of these Gus prisoners into battle without caring if they died we needed to

Make our move now before the legion got even more powerful or discovered our plans the next day I gathered mindless spay and the rest of the Grinders one last time before battle all right y’all we’re about to fight the biggest fight of my life right now we want in and out let’s go

Stay focused stay hard and stay frosty once again first step of the plan was to launch the TNT flying machines to take out their bunker good luck Steph I’m making sure they get in there my boy oh my God I’m gonna fall off come on bro

Come on bro stay hard stay hard should be happening I fell where is it going I think it is oh oh my God they’re there oh my God that’s terrifying oh my God who’s that they don’t even need they don’t even see it oh it’s in oh it’s in

It’s in okay I gotta get back to the cannon I gotta get back to the cannon quick with the nukes falling into position the only thing left to do to start the war was to launch the Precision Cannon whoa cookie cookie cookie what is that yo what is that wait

Hang on how are we gonna get this out of the base yeah I don’t know with their hideouts and bunker destroyed it was now time to activate the bomber plane all right oh there it goes okay okay okay I gotta get ready to start the cannon once the bomber plane was

Activated and in range it started the TNT dupers which meant there was no backing out now they knew we were coming all right starred in Canon there we go I oh oh my God yo with the bomber plane and spread Cannon running they’re facing the terrain around it was being decimated

Which left us to continue the war with hand-to-hand combats all right let’s go baby let’s rough them up I don’t know who this guy is up here but they’re getting it coming boy get out of here stop breathing in your mic It’s Not Gonna Save you come here oh it’s murphing it’s murphing

Murphy what happened to your what happened to your compound you blew up the leech that took forever to build Griffin in the legion we’re putting up a good fight yet us the Grinders were destroying them but while focusing on fighting some of Murphy’s goons with Mindless I had completely lost sight of

Spay alright where’s spay though I haven’t seen him in like five minutes I’m in the water I’m in the water get over here we need to find spay considering spay is a builder and horrible at pvping mindless and I needed to find him now before someone else did

Bro we shouldn’t have let him fight oh wait I see him I see someone over there over there down there he got him in a cage Murphy had trap space showing mindless and I he could kill him at any moment listen bro if you get any closer

I’m gonna go over there and I’m gonna literally kill him what do you want what do you want I don’t know man I mean really I kind of just want you all to die but you guys are actually a pain in my butt I swear to God yeah uh-huh yeah

In your butt yeah in my butt yeah weirdo this guy’s so weird not gonna lie I didn’t know how to handle a hostage situation especially when it’s someone you consider family and if the odds weren’t against us already they certainly were about to be oh my god do you see that don’t laugh

Don’t laugh we’re all about tonight get him say go go go go we gotta get him out of here a huge fragment of the incoming asteroid had crashed into the ocean creating a massive tsunami that was coming right for us amazing come on oh my God it’s getting closer guys save me

Please spay I’m we’re trying every time I tried to get close enough to break spay out of the obsidian I was hit away and time was really running out No oh my God my water I’m out of water I’m out of water oh God no no no no no no no no no bro no submerged taking damage extremely quickly to the tsunami I tried pushing one last time to save space no space you

Have to believe me you have to leave me first mcgowman now spay he didn’t deserve it he was so innocent and just wanted to show the world the beauty of his build it was now clear to me there’s never truly a winner in war but there

Was no time to be sad mindless and I had to escape murfin and his remaining members before we also got killed oh my gosh mindless come on Mindless Mindless we gotta go I don’t have a freaking bucket don’t let them Escape kill them we were out of the tsunami for now but

Others across the world couldn’t say the same anyone’s based who survived the volcano was now completely submerged in water even our main bunker base in all of space wants flourishing builds and Russia had gone flooded as well leaving mindless and I with nowhere to go Mindless

They’re all the way back there all right we lost them all right we may have lost murphin for now but the tsunami was still in full force wait wait wait wait wait there’s someone there someone there do you realize there’s a tsunami like right there oh by the way this is my

House this is where I live mindless we gotta go oh [ __ ] we gotta go dude I don’t have food and just as it seemed the lesser of survivable place on Earth was about to be wiped out the tsunami came to a halt at the British borders weirdly stopping right before submerging

The Gus cult civilization with almost every base across the world destroyed players dead and spay being gone along with the rest of his build it left mindless and I with nothing left being hunted down in this small area until we eventually see if it’s possible to survive the asteroid impact that was

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