Cronkers – I hired a 0 STAR MINECRAFT PvP COACH on Fiverr, and here’s what happened…

So i’ve been playing minecraft 1.8 pvp for a long time now but i’ve barely touched 1.9 pvp and so i finally decided to learn it i went on fiverr.com to find a coach who could teach me 1.9 pvp but instead of hiring a coach who’s been

Hired before i decided to hire one with zero stars zero reviews and nothing to hopefully kick start their coaching and get some new clients so i added him on discord and he began the coaching Hello all right all right okay we’ll just do like a quick go out let’s see like oh my gosh oh god oh no this is going about as well as i imagined you know what a w type right yeah yeah is it different for this version so you see the white particles

This is like what you’re doing right now right yeah with the 1.18 w typing what the hell’s going on here you’re holding w hitting them and then let it go the whole w and i let go as i hit you or just after um after you hit them just off the all

Right all right um sweet pits happens when um you don’t hold w and you hit oh so i have to be okay all right all right you want to hit them like when you jump you want to hit them when your crosshair is like around their head level

You get it like keep getting you know what peak riding is i it’s like it’s selecting no idea oh hit select thing you want to crit them on the way down so like if i hit did you hit me right you want like like i could oh so you hit

Me as you were falling down just keep on practicing it it’s just not current you man it’s the game bro it’s not me it’s the game it’s the game of thrones yeah i think the timing is a bit off am i doing it too early too late are you doing it too

Too late okay all right okay that’s that’s oh my god all right that’s fine it’s fine there we go i got one huge it’s more difficult than you make it look right man let’s try to get five in a row and then we can move on five in a

Row oh you’re asking about two minutes it’s a bit difficult at first see okay that’s the one that’s one that’s one let me go in that’s two that’s two two three let’s go i’m the best player in the game another another strafing method um at least i

Use so you want to do awd a-w awd so that’s when you press w you want to hit them yeah so uppercuts are basically when you press w and space and then the w hit me in space at the same time like this uppercut and then go to my side and

Then crit that’ll like mitigate the timing better wait what the hell actual meta bro man’s teaching me the secrets man that’s crazy you press w space and right before you you hit me you want to press w and then hit kind of tell me okay like you you’re

Still doing this right now just like you’re trying to not use that oh my god it’s there we go i’m doing it i’m gaming yeah okay i’m gaming kyo then messaged another member of the server to hop on that i could join them and have some practice been talked by the you best

Started so you better not lose oh my god you guys you’re putting the pressure on me now because like i’ve literally been just fighting like dumbasses on legacy all day there’s a lot on the line right now yeah i’m playing apparently i’m pretty here do not that’s good

Oh god when you’re losing just start creating here oh my god yes i have not been fighting well like at all today dude oh my goodness you’re so good concrete oh my god uh so how long you’ve been playing 1.8 for like five years okay fair enough i’ve been doing pvp

Period since like february okay all right all right yeah that’s that’s that’s respectful that’s respectable well would you like to learn how to do crystal pvp because i could teach you that oh god i mean i mean sure i’m down i’ve watched people play well i mean

Yeah i’ve watched people play it it just it just looks kind of aids i’m not gonna why i don’t know i don’t know i gotta explain it i don’t know what’s going on it’s like watching watching league of legends like i have no idea what’s happening on my screen ah don’t

Even at me trying to compare crystal league of legends because i look out it’s like basically the same but anchors do a bit more damage and they also explode downwards because they don’t have obsidian underneath to like knock your opponent up oh damn wait no it’s oh my god

Yeah all right now i want you to try to do it where you have to place the obsidian and the crystals yeah i do you think i’m jesus the bow has slow falling arrows right so oh you take a long time oh yeah that’s great oh my god tactical gameplay

All right you got me down four hearts with that i can get it a little bit better with your time timing though you know if you get the timings just right you can actually like and i’m sitting here crystaling you from here so i think that we’re ready to have a

Little fight here oh god uh one of the other things to note okay gaming Oh god aim aim is real ouch okay all right you’re better you’re better than the game you better the game sorry i’m sorry for end of everything i’m done run gaming i’m gaming there you go something that’s really fun because a lot of uh ouch run run i’m just running for my life

Oh my god oh my god this is actual cyberbullying this is cyber i’m reporting you oh no no oh my god oh i’m filing a police report for cyberbullying this isn’t funny oh no oh god how are you enjoying your introduction to christmas i’m gonna go stop my survival series over here

Come on this tree and then when you least expect it oh probably shouldn’t have announced oh good game good game it was close it was a close fight yeah yeah yeah close first up is that is that like everything that is there is to learn and the rest is

Just like being good at the game or is there like more stuff um i mean there’s other little tips and tricks that like kind of come along the way but like that’s really the basics of it you know That was good oh wow okay all right i’m punches on mama he’s gonna walk away this way i’m just kind of just gaming i’m gaming Let’s go Oh look please i’m so slow after learning sword and crystal pvp it was time for my final lesson in axe pvp so a stun is basically a double tap on the shield so if you hold up your shoulder oh that yeah i know i’ve seen individuals do that yeah you want to

Stun them like with an ass time you want to switch to your crossbow right away to hit a shot so i’m holding up my shield i’m jumping maybe yeah that’s good that’s good bringing down fast enough you can block their head after you stun them okay okay you’re gonna like do a

Little like lipstick shot and then hit the mid-air like like one of those yeah like that like that yeah okay like this oh wait wait wait you can just walk past through them and they doing a little like a cheeky small hit on the way out

So that way like it’s an instant thing right or like walk and hit me with like you’re inside me or something like that okay yeah like that that way like i don’t know hit your shield again and you need a free fit on them nice okay so we’re doing this and then

Yeah like i’m just like double tap and then you’re like since you’re like installing oh yeah and then i’m like that’s genius all right so you notice when i shift like my head box gets a bit smaller right yeah so what you want to do is when you’re either studying someone or

You’re instant hitting them with the i mean instituting them you want to take the quick shifts so like if they’re aiming at your head and they try to swing back at you they’ll miss so i hit you and then i’m gonna pick again yeah oh you got better when you’re ready oh

My goodness oh you’re so good at it now we can try it a quick match okay okay let’s go i’m ready now that he had taught me it was time for us to 1v1 hey i think the good thing with like higher opinions on this field you can like

Abuse it by hitting people through their shields nice okay good good that’s good oh good hit Oh So basically like it does more damage let’s go let’s go i won a game okay That it’s done that is your boy hasn’t drawn back for me and then i just get a shutout though yeah it’s just like like i don’t know there’s a bunch of like visual butchers sometimes like like servers so like just like assuming they’re drawing back their bow every time they’re away from you Hmm From the best [Applause] now keon was definitely going easy on me but he was an amazing teacher and helped me become so good at the game in such a short amount of time so i’m gonna leave his fiver in the description so if you wanna get coached by them as well you

Can and i hope you enjoyed the video